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kitchen waifu Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:17:04 2018 No.10291651 [Reply] [Original]

post your cookfus

mine is the iranian chick from munchies, faradeh or however you spell it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:21:24 2018 No.10291670 >>10291651 you have low standards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:25:50 2018 No.10291698 >>10291651 Your pic reminds me of Anastasia Lux

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:28:28 2018 No.10291713 >>10291670 my standards are just fine post your cookfu bitch nigga

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:28:47 2018 No.10291714 File: 827 KB, 400x225, amys-baking-company-accused-gordon-ramsay-of-sexual-harassment[1].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >implying you wouldn't of course you would.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:37:45 2018 No.10291744 >>10291714 I love trashy looking women, of course I would

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:41:48 2018 No.10291759 >>10291651 looks like she would grow a mean mustache

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:43:20 2018 No.10291770 >>10291714 >accuses Gordon of sexual harassment >used to sexually harass me on Instagram all the time Such a shame I didn't live out west when I lived in the US a couple years back. I'd have cucked Sammy so hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:45:53 2018 No.10291783 >>10291714 I'd like a drunken makeout session with her

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:47:11 2018 No.10291794 >>10291714 i could make a career out of hatefucking crazy girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:15:43 2018 No.10292163 >>10291714 MOMMY

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:20:44 2018 No.10292188 >>10291713 i dont watch cooking shows because im not gay. If i had a cookfu I wouldnt be terrified of seeing her without makeup.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:51:18 2018 No.10292325 >>10291794 and then have the crazy girls you're hatefucking band together and spectacularly ruin whatever career you make double edged sword anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:03:39 2018 No.10292369 File: 627 KB, 707x555, bon appetit claire.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] thicc qt

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:06:09 2018 No.10292378 >>10292369 she's mine fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:08:32 2018 No.10292386 >>10292325 dead girls don't cry

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:15:01 2018 No.10292403 >>10292386 bread girls don't die

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:15:04 2018 No.10292404 File: 50 KB, 480x480, moly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10291651 who /Molly/ here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:18:10 2018 No.10292416 >>10292378 shes brads and you know it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:24:46 2018 No.10292436 >>10291651 >>10292404 A little off-topic, but I assume Molly is also from the region? Some Israelis, Jordanians, Persians, etc have a certain look to them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:45:56 2018 No.10292513 >>10292436 I think Molly is from Wisconson

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:46:06 2018 No.10292514 >>10292369 I bet she's a fucking subby bitch. I want to make caramel then drizzle it over her bare breasts and nipples listen to her scream and yelp while it cools down, then bite it off while she pants and moans.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 08:46:08 2018 No.10293648 >>10292369 Claire is literally a goddess

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 09:47:02 2018 No.10293798 File: 445 KB, 855x443, munchies grill.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the superior munchies girl. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdYQMYT1pKk

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:31:57 2018 No.10294105 >>10293798 patrician

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 12:58:52 2018 No.10294441 >>10291651 I hate watching videos with this girl, she looks fucking insane especially with that god damn eye make up holy shit she scares me (and im not turned on by it)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:03:42 2018 No.10294462 >>10293798 all that frog speak I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:13:45 2018 No.10294517 >>10291651 So I’m half Persian, dads from Tehran. She literally fucks up and butchers every single Persian dish she tries to appropriate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:20:12 2018 No.10294548 File: 47 KB, 415x289, nigella-lawson-415x289.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 15:45:15 2018 No.10295112

>>10293798
This woman is so damn cute, I want to pick her up and bounce her on my cock while she berates me for being american in her native tongue.
I would mercilessly ravage her pubic-hair covered hole like a nazi invader by-passing the maginot line and thrusting straight through belgium into france.
Like a soldier of the french military, she would surrender to me, sexually, as she experienced "le petit mort" repeatedly and in such great intensity that she would start to speak german.
With one final thrust I would finish inside her, thrusting my tongue deep inside her mouth and tasting that sweet sandwich essence on her pallate and blitzkreiging my ejaculate deep inside of her cuntryside, to occupy her cervix for at least 4 years.
Then I would lay her down and spoon with her, kissing her ear and whispering "where's the fuckin' mayo you whore?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 15:46:39 2018 No.10295120 >>10291714 Her face is fucked and she looks like a skeleton with skin slapped on. Nasty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 15:57:38 2018 No.10295167 File: 20 KB, 306x306, tumblr_inline_nt0vm22PRG1spsojg_540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10295120 >a skeleton with skin slapped on it Imagine that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:02:26 2018 No.10295182 >>10291770 >used to sexually harass me on Instagram all the time explain

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:54:38 2018 No.10295397

>>10294548
>nigella will never be your childhood friend's mom who's just a liiiiiiittle too handsy whenever you come over to his house but you don't mind it because your hormones are raging until finally one night at a sleepover you wake up to her blowing you and you don't really know what to do but she just tells you to be quiet and then she gets on top of you and starts riding you and you move to push her off but she pins your arms down, leans down, and whispers in your ear that she did a bit too much coke earlier and she just needs this so don't struggle

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:00:00 2018 No.10295413 >>10295167 don't tell them

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:01:20 2018 No.10295417 File: 8 KB, 225x225, index.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10291651 Presented without comment

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:05:53 2018 No.10295428 File: 64 KB, 700x1039, upl5a8c0e335c7af.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10291651 God-tier and all mine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:20:06 2018 No.10295480 File: 461 KB, 1280x720, breaking-news.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10295417

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:24:08 2018 No.10295494 >>10291651 So you've got a thing for homely women that use too much makeup and are about to hit the wall at 200mph? Interesting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:27:34 2018 No.10295508 File: 1.50 MB, 250x250, 1473296061136.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i'd make him my bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:29:01 2018 No.10295512 >>10291770 It's hilarious you think that. She was clearly with the guy for his money.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:32:56 2018 No.10295527 >>10295397 That's an unusually elaborate fantasy. >>10294548 MOMMY JUGGIES MILKIES

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:33:58 2018 No.10295533 >>10295417 You know why she looks like that? She used to get raped by her own father. There's an article about it in an edition of the '91 LA Times that she keeps trying to scrub from the internet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:38:10 2018 No.10295549 >>10295533 Oh shit really you got a link?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:45:18 2018 No.10295591 >>10295480 I have NO idea how she wasn't posted already

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:50:39 2018 No.10295623 File: 66 KB, 1163x1091, Miranda - kitchen nightmares1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10291714

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 23:13:57 2018 No.10297303 >>10292188 So, like, some sort of man?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 23:46:38 2018 No.10297456 >>10295494 literally what the fuck does this post even mean

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 23:48:31 2018 No.10297468 >>10297456 It means he thinks she's unattractive, uses more makeup than other women, and is on the verge of aging really badly. The first two points are incorrect, and the final point is only true because all women have such a short shelf life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 16 10:47:13 2018 No.10298988 >>10297468 >The first two points are incorrect You can objectively see she has too much eye liner on. Her being homely is more of an opinion, but come on bro, she even has fucking grinch lines around her mouth for christ sake.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 16 14:12:17 2018 No.10299659 File: 57 KB, 960x640, maangchi qt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 16 14:31:10 2018 No.10299727 >>10295533 do you blame him? (no)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 16 14:33:26 2018 No.10299733 >>10295533 >looks like that like what, Italian?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 16 20:28:13 2018 No.10301291 File: 50 KB, 800x401, Mexi-Jew-fu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10295417 >but presented with comment

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 16 20:58:19 2018 No.10301390 >>10295417 >>10295480 5 head pan face >now with mouth built for cawk >>10295533 source right nao plz

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 16 22:13:37 2018 No.10301705 >>10292436 molly is from michigan, so she probably has a lot of germanic herritage

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 16 22:14:39 2018 No.10301709 >>10292513 michigan*

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 16 22:17:11 2018 No.10301719 >>10294462 that's why there's subtitles

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 16 22:45:14 2018 No.10301837 >>10293798 love her and the way she just doesn't gives a fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 16 22:50:04 2018 No.10301853 File: 699 KB, 1221x768, pickle meme.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10295417 giada was super hot like 10 years ago. now she looks like a burnt out italian mom (unsurprising)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 16 22:58:40 2018 No.10301883 >>10293798 absolutely based

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 16 23:22:15 2018 No.10301981 >>10293798 la créature...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 16 23:26:18 2018 No.10302003 File: 442 KB, 441x270, 1426443808418.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10293798 >tfw no frumpy french chef gf >>10294462 french is probably the easiest language to learn after spanish. it's extremely simple

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 16 23:32:53 2018 No.10302027 File: 62 KB, 468x425, 1399231771668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10301853 That gif makes me extremely uncomfortable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 00:49:31 2018 No.10302336 >>10299659 Excellent taste Anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 01:20:55 2018 No.10302435 File: 48 KB, 400x300, bitchin kitchen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nadia G all day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 01:37:28 2018 No.10302511 >>10295417 why do so many of you like this goblin?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 01:43:31 2018 No.10302535 File: 2.91 MB, 2880x1620, erin mcmurrer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Erin

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 01:45:31 2018 No.10302549 File: 59 KB, 350x459, BarefootContessa_4942.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 05:40:33 2018 No.10303192 File: 318 KB, 1800x1350, ebf9ac1319ab8ba8d3151d00c36af5f8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Got to be Gizzi.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 06:17:25 2018 No.10303249 >>10302027 Sorry about that, Chris.

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