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>> No.10286241

How does she get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10286248

This made me a little queazy desu :/

>> No.10286267

Like popping a big, swollen cyst

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>> No.10286283

she has to sell them all

>> No.10286320

Is that cheese or potato soup?

>> No.10286325

I'd love to see her shit all that out.

>> No.10286328

Is that just a whole ball of mozzarella wrapped in bacon?

>> No.10286346

Looks like a pain in the ass to eat

>> No.10286409


I want to rub her tummy

>> No.10286451

That's a clever way to look badass while trying to disguise his eyes crying from chopping all those fucking onions.

>> No.10286456

She is perfect
I want yuka to be my wife

>> No.10286461

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10286489

i wish she would eat just one, and a fry, and then come give me a hug

>> No.10286497

master curry chef

>> No.10286500
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So what's the secret behind these mukbang videos? Really good editing, or do you think these skinny ass Korean grills purge themselves after filming the video?

>> No.10286513

starvation ahead of time?

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>> No.10286567

mmm abscess

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>> No.10286617

Where do I get one of these super sharp, probably cheap as heck, flimsy knives? Always see them in India food videos.

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>> No.10286630

is that kerosene

>> No.10286635

is there anyone another skinny girl other than yuka who does it, isnt it just some bullshit how her stomach expands a lot and that most of the food isnt digested and goes straight through her, but that it also pushes her other innards away like how some people don't realise there pregnant because its behind their ribs

>> No.10286647

It's from Kay's Good Cooking.

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>> No.10286695

Reminder that wafer iron cakes were invented by the French and deep fried breaded chicken by the Scottish.

>> No.10286708

So chicken and waffles counts as fusion cuisine.

>> No.10286721

Is there a way for him to exit without damaging his product?

>> No.10286727

Fuckin white people trying to steal black heritage.

>> No.10286728

Yes. You're not seeing the entirety of the structure in that video.

>> No.10286735

please don't start, who cares.

>> No.10286736

Normally, I don't enjoy YT comments but some of the shit on her videos is hilarious
>I'm so pleased to have found this channel. This is what Lasagna should be about: meat, tomato puree and mince with onions. No bechamel sauce, no cheese and no herbs to confuse the taste buds. I like my food to simply exist in my mouth without drawing attention to it's self by having flavour. Thank you, Kay.

>> No.10286747

She has a stomach condition where the barely digests any of it. There's an x-ray of her with 30 big Macs in her belly someone screencapped from a variety/talk show.
She basically just shits it all out.

>> No.10286748

No. You must eat all the eggs.

>> No.10286752

Cast iron autists will tell you it's """"""seasoning""""""

>> No.10286758

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

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>no herbs to confuse the taste buds

>> No.10286772

from India

>> No.10286781

probably in india

>> No.10286788

>Side eyeing the camera man because he thinks it might be a health inspector.

>> No.10286796

>implying he needs to leave ever

>> No.10286863

Is there pipes under the sand?

>> No.10286868

What sand?

>> No.10286884

Reminder that shortly after winning that gold medal she had her vagina and anus probed by a perverted doctor. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

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>> No.10287014

When you pop that lip pimple

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>> No.10287089

Cerebral palsy QT trying her best.

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>> No.10287201

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10287203

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10287211

I can see how she stays so skinny

>> No.10287224

they are made sharpening busted up parts of other cutlery like spatulas and frier spoons and such
t. poo

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Kindly requesting the webm of the qt japanese girl making a strawberry crepes.

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infinite noodle chopping

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>sees the guy recording her tits
>presents it to him
That's both cute and lewd.

>> No.10287599

What i wouldn't pay to see a woman shit out 30 big macs.

>> No.10287609

That little bit where she flaunts her perfect, supple tits just for a second is ridiculously sexy to me for some reason. Cute and lewd indeed... That kind of shit really does it for me.

>> No.10287612

>qt japanese girl making a strawberry crepes
Was she making them or rolling her face into them? Because I want to see that!

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>> No.10287618

>We have such sights to show you...

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>> No.10287886

She eats so much cheese and fried chicken. I swear every other video is either her trying KFC's latest offering or some ramen/instant noodle deal with a block of cheese mixed in.

>> No.10287897

Now there's an engineer

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>> No.10287928

It'll also be a pain in the ass to shit out. I wonder if it's served with exlax

>> No.10288049

Damn that looks fucking delicious

>> No.10288070

You don't have to tell me how you get out of there but you do have to eat all the eggs.

>> No.10288076

holy shit

>> No.10288079

I will be making this today. I do wonder though if I can substitute stuff in it like baby carrots with normal carrots.

>> No.10288083

What is her bfp?

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Close enough. MOAR!

Also, thanx.

>> No.10288093

Once you see her spitting in the food at :19 you can never unsee.

>> No.10288098

posting for a friend >>10287745


>> No.10288102

This is stupid, please don't post it again.
>Haha, look at this fat chick spout memes!

>> No.10288105

>inb4 someone's entire ja/ck/ folder
>inb4 Monster melting in lava
>inb4 autistic micro sized cooking
>inb4 the crust cutter forced meme
>inb4 sad old man burning his toast and eating it
>inb4 two faggots mixing sauce and skittles
>inb4 lonely thot eating Domino's pizza and taking selfies in front of camera
>inb4 expensive japanese beef box
>inb4 a chink swallowing a squid alive
>inb4 mosquito patties
>inb4 crepe cook on cocaine along with the comment chain that ends with the Event Horizon
>inb4 cute japanese survival food
>inb4 chilli beans fountain
>inb4 grown up dudes literally cutting meat with machete
>inb4 a dude drinking 100 eggs
>inb4 koreans trying american food
>inb4 killing a crab through inserting screw in dickhole
>inb4 any webm from mexico where they mix sweets and potato chips with different sauces
>inb4 Gordon Ramsay cocaine documentary
>inb4 rolling burning pigs
>inb4 putting pasta in cheese wheel
>inb4 girl picking lobster with crane game in restaurant
>inb4 cage falling on wild boars
>inb4 any "food art" webm followed by "that will be $299 plus tip sir" comments
>inb4 faggot degreasing pizza and eating it with fork and knife
>inb4 old school Subway ad
>inb4 skinning a frog
>inb4 chinks slicing a big fish while it's in agony
>inb4 that webm with guy tapping the knife and autists reeeing in the comments
>inb4 two japanese girls blowing a cockroach at each other through a pipe
>inb4 japense food show where everything could be edible
>inb4 dildo gummy candy
>inb4 """spicy""" frapuccinos
>inb4 turkish ice cream troll
>inb4 chink cutting a headless spasming fish
>inb4 LA beast eating lamps
>inb4 jiggly cakes
>inb4 vegan egg
>inb4 fish in a fucking mixer

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yeah i know it's cringe-teir but someone referenced it so i posted it

>> No.10288109

>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes
>inb4 turkish salt man
>inb4 waitress inserting hotdog in vagina
>inb4 bulimic chick eating 20 burgers in one setting
>inb4 bee dough
>inb4 black tofu made in trash
>inb4 bartender cutting a huge icecube into a diamond
>inb4 barrel cooked chicken turns into literal ashes
>inb4 girl gazing into your soul as she cuts onions
>inb4 big booty cook
>inb4 icecream porn
>inb4 stroggification

>> No.10288112

>look MOMMY I posted IT again!!!!

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>Baby carrots are regular carrots but cut to two inches big
Jesus, I thought it was something different.

>> No.10288130

now add egg porn


>> No.10288131

I'd wreck her anus so hard

>> No.10288168

Don't worry I had to explain that to my mom too. Baby corn gives it a bad name

>> No.10288184

Wait, I was seriously hoping that's soy sauce and this is some Asian cooking video.

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Is this some new stupid meme like crust cutting?

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Yuka has a digestive mutation that makes it so she does not absorb food nutrients well. In her own words the food "passes right through [her]." In the frequent cuts in her videos she is not throwing up the food she just ate. Instead she is shitting it out. In a typical Yuka video she stops to take a shit at least 4 times.

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so the food passes through relatively unchanged, except shewed up a bit. i could eat her poop and get nutrients from it.

found my waifu.

>> No.10288281

the determination in her eyes on trying to flip those pancakes....

>> No.10288293

It's obviously impossible to digest all that shit before it comes out of the other end.
How many calories and nutrients do you think she actually absorbs from all of that?
That looks like 10000 calories or something, but I'm sure she's only getting 5000 and the rest is coming out as an off-yellow blob.

>> No.10288353

What kind of past life wizardry do you have to perform to come back with such a life.

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May I request webms of those crazy Mexican street foods, the one where the person dumps like a bag of chips and then 20 different sauces/seasonings

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>> No.10288405

These make me sick but I am deeply fascinated. I find it hard to believe a country can out do Americans with food abominations

>> No.10288422

My husbando Banzz is cool too

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>Deus Ex machina

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>having a poop fetish

>> No.10288462

Who cares

>> No.10288465

Then in order to survive, she has to eat like this daily? otherwise if she ate like normal she'd be dead.

>> No.10288590

There is no way my boy Ignis could even make half his recipes at a campfire with the tools he has

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>> No.10288596

if you don't enjoy the smell of your own farts then there's something wrong with you

>> No.10288599

How are these even supposed to be eaten? With a a fork? Bare hands? Chopsticks? Do you have some specialised tool I'm not aware of?

>> No.10288600

she could inject nutrients. i'm pretty sure that's happens to people in coma who can't eat.

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>It's not on the list


>> No.10288607

Wow, luckiest woman alive

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>> No.10288678

Nah mate, there aren't as popular here, plus I never used them in the different kitchens I worked at as well, so I never learned anything about them.

>> No.10288682

party pizzas!

>> No.10288684

>thinking she digests any of it
she'd be a hambeast, she obviously just throws it all up after

>> No.10288692

She posts almost every day so presumably she eats like that every day too

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>> No.10288695

Must be nice to enjoy the taste of all that food with the consequences

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>> No.10288700

Sounds expensive and tedious to me.

>> No.10288712

maybe, I wonder if she's constantly hungry. That would suck

>> No.10288744

he probably overcooked some meat or bacon and burned it, and its disintergrated into the oil discoloring it. i know because i've seen it happen. tastes good desu

>> No.10288801

How does he break the eggs without getting out of there?

>> No.10288824

If he was not a retard he would of put the steaks on the left, burgers on the right and hotdogs bottom right. And if he wanted to complete them at similar times he'd start the steaks 10-15min before the burgers and throw the hotdogs on the last 10 minutes assuming they are Hebrew nationals or similiar. Idk pretty retarded to just lay completely different items out on the grills like that, I guess it looks nice and neat when you first lay them down.

>> No.10288827

>Must be nice to enjoy the taste of all that food

>taste of all that food

>> No.10288830

I'm sure billions of people don't eat it for the nutrition

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Just because they fucking eat it, doesnt mean its "black heritage". You guys always trying to steal shit, even food whites invented as claim it as your own just cause you love it. If you ended up boiled in a soup, youd be know as "uma delicia". Lol

>> No.10288835

So what the fuck are these things even called?

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He deliberately lays the eggs around him in order to force himself to sell all of them. Great technique if you ask me.

>> No.10288848

>billions of people [...] eat it

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I swear. Chef Tony looks like such a fruit. He looks like he regularly gets his gay stache blasted with man gravy and then proceeds to give people big, wet, man sludge kisses for the lulz.

>> No.10288851

How much of a snob can you possibly be? Fast food has taste, how dumb can you be to not understand that? It's taste is that of fatty, sugary, meaty, food. It's bad for you and people know it, but that love that proceeded, fake-cheese, full fat flavor. Same reason people like soda, that huge sugar bomb.

I like good, well prepared, well balanced food as much as anyone else. But to be so much of a snobby faggot that you don't understand why people like the taste of mickyD's just makes you retarded.

>> No.10288862

>how dumb can you be
>mickyD's just makes you retarded
Answered your own question, to be desu.

People don't like the taste of McDonald's. They just think they do because the high amount of sugar and salt actives their mesolimbic dopamine system in their brain, just like the nicotine in cigarettes. They feel like high combined with the spike in blood sugar and they associate the taste with your flagrant homosexuality. Yes.

>> No.10288867

I cook with a cast iron pan every day ive never had it color anything because i am not a neck beard living in my own filth.

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>> No.10288876

>steaks 10-15min before the burgers a
Found the retard. Are you jack? Do you think you have learned.

>> No.10288895

How does this meme keep appearing?

>> No.10288899

you eat it shitfaced in the scirching mexican sun

>> No.10288907

Where's the webm of her vomiting back up everything she ate?

>> No.10288914 [DELETED] 

i got you.


>> No.10288934

You ignorant mother fucker

>> No.10288981

curiosity got the best of me. much regret

>> No.10288989


The Lesson: On 4chan be careful of what you wish for.

>> No.10289027

someone post the one where one of them tries to open a can by hammering a knife directly into the top. raymond blanc's look of abject and unyielding disappointment always gets me.

>> No.10289050

Seasoning isn't supposed to come off your cast iron pan. It's toxic. You're also not supposed to use metal utensils in a cast iron pan because they will scrape the seasoning off like on any nonstick pan. Lurk moar.

>> No.10289249

The pre-packaged ones tend to be soaked in bleach. That's why they get that weird whitish coloring after a while.

>> No.10289252

Lady in the grey sweater is a woman after my own heart.

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>> No.10289337

shine on

>> No.10289390

There are people who struggle to even dice an onion.

>> No.10289485

It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.

>> No.10289517

>not being able to do a handless fap
This kid's an amateur.

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>> No.10289740

Non-American spotted. If you were one of us you'd know that you simply distend your jaw and dump the whole mess in.

>> No.10289764


Sure smells like it

>> No.10289874

lol she spits in the food at 14

>> No.10289923

Give that man some props. Damn.

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That man has lost an additional bit of hope he thought he didn't have.

>> No.10289957

that isnt even the weirdest food fetish. how is your first year on 4chan going?

>> No.10290038

It looks like a giant whitehead. Yuck!

>> No.10290082

She's probably getting donations and revenue so she's basically eating for free.

>> No.10290106

Mind blown

>> No.10290124

I don't understand why

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Can you make it clickable next time? I want to see those webms.

>> No.10290166

>ywn be her toilet

>> No.10290385

great britain already exists

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>> No.10290427

>tfw children are tougher than you
How do they do it?

>> No.10290444

Mexico is not America.

>> No.10290523

This, a dozen times, in every can of 'deenz.

>> No.10290586

Tiny food guy has some knife skills

>> No.10290610

what the fuck

>> No.10290630

This is fucking sad. My Left Foot was a sad movie.

>> No.10290652

whatever that is, there's too fucking much of it

>> No.10290672

I get bothered by how lukewarm most of that has to be. Just film that shit at the restaurant and at least get some fresh ones as you go.

>> No.10290681

are these like crepes or something?

>> No.10290682

He doesn' t. He' s only allowed to leave when all the egg dishes are sold.

>> No.10290689

well, you see, gooks and chinks aren't human so even though they look like children they're actually a different species

>> No.10290690

I would've done the exact same thing in his situation, except replace the onion with my fingers.

>> No.10290988

How much does he charge for an egg sammich?

>> No.10291020

what happened to her hand?? ╥﹏╥

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she tried to eat it

>> No.10291116

>implying you wouldnt probe her anus

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>> No.10291169

I think i might actually try this out, wrapping a ball of mozzarella in bacon and ovening it until it's done and then putting the whole shit on top of some nice loaf of bread.

>> No.10291205

I would pay for that food just to eat her spit.

>> No.10291228

That is actually pretty neat.

>> No.10291243

thanks for forcing me to google this but now I know what "cow blowing" is

>Cow blowing,[1] Kuhblasen,[2] phooka, or doom dev,[3] is a process used in many countries according to ethnographers, in which forceful blowing of air into a cow's vagina (or sometimes anus) is applied to induce her to produce more milk.

>> No.10291255

anon, watch the webm again....there is no udder, adn you can see the dong in .005 second of a frame. hes huffing meth and getting high

>> No.10291279

nah, you just don't know anything about cattle anatomy, what an udder looks like on a cow that's not bred specifically for milk production, or where a steer/bull's sheath is actually located

t. ag student

>> No.10291304

Lol chicken nakey!

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>> No.10291390

i regret watching this

>> No.10291568

one time i popped a huge cyst on my testicle that exploded with such force, bloody pus sprayed all the way to the top of the door in my room.

this reminds me of that.

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>> No.10291823

With a glass of milk

>> No.10292059

they are just used to it.

>> No.10292064

I want to know how she eats so much fucking food with so little drink

>> No.10292076

Is this supposed to look good or something?
Looks fucking sickening

>> No.10292080

I fucking hate rotini.

>> No.10292082

She also got railed by at least 10 different olympic gods while competing. The olympics are basically "Watch the most beautiful, physically capable people on the planet be better than you. Also their living quarters are basically a non-stop orgy."

>> No.10292149

I relish the treat of smelling a really rank Dooky or a seriously hot and stank fart. I get impressed with myself

>> No.10292237

Mexicans anon, they're called Mexicans. Or meskins.

>> No.10292248

She spit in his food lol

>> No.10292327

Well, it is nigger food.

>> No.10292384


that made my shoulders shoot up, my balls recede, and my toes curl

>> No.10292393




>> No.10292597

I love you

>> No.10292620


That's what it looks like, but is that was it is?

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You have to eat all the eggs anon.

>> No.10292667

How she moves looks like how i feel in some dreams and those dreams just feel awful. I could only imagine that hell

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>> No.10292972

she had a vlog where she said growing up she was always hungry and never satiated. imagine living in a state of constant hunger.

>> No.10293251

African cuisine

>> No.10293268

>see ring

>> No.10293282

She puts more effort than any of us here can ever do.

>> No.10293641

In that case, I am based Homo sapiens and should be able to outperform them.

Then I shall as well.

>> No.10293759

I really want to know what her poop looks like.

But I would give anything to see her poop. Can you imagine it? Another cute Japanese girl taking a dump, but it's much much larger than anything you've ever seen. Maybe parts of it are still undigested, and cling to her cute Japanese pubes. And afterwards her hole is just wrecked, and she says something in Japanese like "thank you for watching!" in her happy Japanese girl voice and then she accidentally pisses herself and gets embarrassed by that. Then the camera just focuses on the poop for the next 15 minutes, getting every angle...

>> No.10293774

I always wonder whether posts like this are ironic or not.

>> No.10293800

just sharpen your knives senpai

>> No.10293832

Did she won gold?

>> No.10293849

Seems like pasta to me.

>> No.10293878

>constant hunger
Could be worse

>> No.10293983

Don't care for the pubes and thank you part, but I do have an interest in seeing what happens after eating that amount of food. It's all junk food so I hope she doesn't develop a medical condition and keel over.

>> No.10294002

>People don't like the taste of McDonald's. They just think they do
post of the year right there. someone screencap it for the next time we choose banners for the boards

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>> No.10294102

She throws it all up actually.

>> No.10294123

no she doesn't

>> No.10294129

Yes, she does. She has said so in several tweets. Stop pulling shit out of your ass just because you want to believe that you too can eat anything you want if you know the secruts.

>> No.10294150

>She has said so in several tweets.
>Stop pulling shit out of your ass

>> No.10294160

care to link those tweets?

>> No.10294175

>I haven't read her Twitter so it's you who is lying!
Sure. Gimme a minute.

>> No.10294265

I'm waiting you dirty virtual boy

>> No.10294286

>cuck rimming his bull

>> No.10294300

I didn't know Joe Rogan had a youtube channel

>> No.10294679

Half and half

>> No.10294904

He can't. He has to cook and sell them all before he can get out.

>> No.10294912

No, she got silver, hence the look of disappointment on her face.

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silly daddy, you can't eat carpet

>> No.10295119

>people think of a massive zit instead of a kiev


>> No.10295128

The eggs are already cooked. What the fuck is he doing?

>> No.10295133

how can one human being be so fucking inept at preparing food
why is he so retarded and why does he keep showcasing it to the world

>> No.10295146

the secret ingredient.. is gasoline

>> No.10295149

it's kinda neat until the end when it just flies all over the place

>> No.10295151

You're such a retard it's unreal. There is literally, and I mean literally a video on her condition. Please take your own advice and then also kill yourself shortly after.

>> No.10295289

it is motor oil

>> No.10295472

Solitude pizzas.

>> No.10295484

No they wouldn't, dumbass.

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>> No.10295617

Those are Mexicans. One of the few peoples with a higher obese population than the USA.
Scotland too.

>> No.10295727

can we get just the first 4 seconds of this webm? would make a great reaction image,

>> No.10295814 [DELETED] 

Has Jack been working out? he looks pretty good

>> No.10295827

you can get any cheap knife to cut a hair in midair, just sharpen your shit.

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I'm not sure how latinos can ever make fun of Americans when damning evidence like this exists.

>> No.10295849

>600 dorrar

>> No.10295853

He's a master of cutting onions, but watch him lose a finger when you throw a carrot in there.

>> No.10295886

whose titty are we seeing here?

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>> No.10295993

That and the coconut one are staged right? I don't know the source but surely those two women can't possibly be that completely retarded

>> No.10295994

worst of all it's some kind of motorized pepper grinder

the fucking goon

>> No.10296353

More of this goddess?

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>> No.10297086

But how did she get in?

>> No.10297093


lift the cheek

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>dirty virtual boy

>> No.10297139

This is what happens when the majority of successful people in your country are seasonal migrants. They go north looking for work, and they have a great ability to mimic without learning. They cook all types of food; American, Latin, Asian, European, Mediterranean, and so on. However, due to their low pay, they always take leftovers from the restaurant to eat. No meat, just sides and whatever sauces and spices they can sneak out of the kitchen. They build a culture around the idea of theft and mimicking. They claim to be a proud and strong people, and some politicians will hold them up as noble without ever explaining the truth.

What truth is that? The truth is, the only reason they have bridges south of the border is that they figured out how to build enough house wall frame to span a river in between their meals of chips, beans, noodles, sauces, and spices that pollutes that very river so badly that the water is undrinkable.

>> No.10297206

How does he break all the eggs without getting out of there?

>> No.10297244

I wanna take her out for sushi.

>> No.10297258

Was NOT expecting that.

>> No.10297356

Women have no place in the kitchen.

>> No.10297368

That poor fucking knife.

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>> No.10297484

It's a fucking shitty comedy sketch you absolute nigger.

>> No.10297547

God I feel so frustrated for her. I wouldn't wish that lack of control on my worst enemy.

>> No.10297554

No, its real.

>> No.10297556

It looks more like how I move when I've been sleeping on my arms and they've gone numb overnight.

God it must suck to be like that 24/7.

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>> No.10297607

I would. I even wished it on you.

>> No.10297618

Those poor tourist countries really know how to maximize the tourist dollars.

>> No.10297628

Tragic that such a cutie has such a shitty disorder

>> No.10297667

god i wish she pooped on it

>> No.10297681

i would eat all her poop and if she wanted to puke that up i would eat it too

>> No.10297684

>Food for manlets

>> No.10297692

what movie is this?

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>> No.10297712

It's not a movie. It's an Australian commercial.

>> No.10297726

i find that hard to believe, what commercial then?

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>> No.10297734

then why is he covering the product with his hands, that's bad advertising if it is a commercial

>> No.10297737

For Mars Bars. From the late 90s.

>> No.10297748

I didn't know I could like Mars bars more

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>> No.10297766


I wonder how many dudes she fucks on a monthly basis. I'm sure she has a million orbiting losers sending her marriage proposals all day long.

>> No.10297772

I think it might be from an Australian film titled Puberty Blues but I'm not completely sure.

>> No.10297797

how he make the egg wtf?

>> No.10297813

the sign outside every mcdonalds

>> No.10297863

>better squeeze some lime on it otherwise it might taste fuckin nasty

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>> No.10297886

Geography much?

>> No.10297888

Stop being pedantic. Those other countries are so irrelevant they aren't worth mentioning. 99% of everyone in the world knows that America means the United States.

>> No.10297893

>haz deporte

>> No.10297899

There was a court case over this. A US brewery fought an older Canadian brewery over the term "oldest brewery in America" and the US brewery won.

The USA is the only America.

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>> No.10298042

what did you expect, it's dollar tree shit
>everything's a dollar!!

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>> No.10298068


It could have been made edible, well done

>> No.10298071

>The cow giving a "wtf dude" look after he blows its anus
I kek'd so hard I woke up the neighbors

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>> No.10298197

A bird made it. A tiny tiny bird.

>> No.10298265

What's up with the milk, what is made in that pot?

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>> No.10298613

jesus christ, that giygas wojack

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