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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Tue Mar 13 14:51:32 2018 No.10285033 [Reply] [Original]

>He doesn't microwave bacon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 14:59:09 2018 No.10285071 >>10285033 well does it work?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 15:01:45 2018 No.10285085 >>10285033 American here, have some fucking self respect and cook it the proper way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 15:03:56 2018 No.10285092 >>10285071 It works, but you miss out on saving that delicious bacon grease for frying your eggs and vegetables in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 15:24:35 2018 No.10285184 >>10285085 >american >respect >proper

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 15:26:42 2018 No.10285196 >>10285092 thats fine, less clean up for me

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 15:30:15 2018 No.10285214 >>10285033 My friend tried this. Over microwaved the bacon. Smelled like a fire at a morgue. >neveragain.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 15:32:20 2018 No.10285221 The only correct way to prepare bacon is in the oven on a tray.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 15:32:37 2018 No.10285223 File: 64 KB, 490x554, kRi6Gv1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10285184

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 15:33:43 2018 No.10285229 File: 58 KB, 148x197, Sienfield 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10285085 In a parchment lined sheetpan at around 325, preferably rotating especially if not a convection oven?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 15:34:50 2018 No.10285233 File: 1.99 MB, 500x282, GJ Rocket.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10285221 Unless par-cooked and wrapped around food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 15:50:34 2018 No.10285295 File: 27 KB, 375x500, OBSESSED.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10285184 Pic is for you. >>10285229 Throw it on a pan with heat underneath it, wow. so hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 15:53:25 2018 No.10285303 >>10285033 First time visiting /ck/ and this is thread is top of the page.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 15:58:02 2018 No.10285317 >>10285303 welcome

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 16:04:14 2018 No.10285335 >>10285303 And now you can leave

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 16:21:16 2018 No.10285386 >>10285092 Where does the grease go theb?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 16:28:00 2018 No.10285405 >>10285386 Into the paper towel you're microwaving the bacon on

Anonymous Tue Mar 13 18:11:38 2018 No.10285907

>>10285295
>Wasting time with your uneven curly bacon.
I can do anything from make other breakfast items, check the stocks (not that I care), play online poker, or just sit around and jack off for ten minutes while my perfect bacon cooks.

Enjoy your pan-fried shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 18:15:08 2018 No.10285929 >>10285303 what did u expect other than this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 18:24:56 2018 No.10285971 >>10285907 Lazy faggot, it's better on the pan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 18:26:15 2018 No.10285978 File: 389 KB, 1284x980, homerlaughinginagalaxy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >He eats pork

Anonymous Tue Mar 13 18:28:40 2018 No.10285987

>>10285971
Because it's going to be an unsatisfying mixture of overcooked and undercooked that you have to keep your eye on?

Congrats, you've mastered the art of mediocre bacon on the stove-top. Get back to us when you figure out how to use an oven. Every piece of bacon will turn out nearly the same, and superior to your shit. The best part is that it takes less effort.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 18:29:50 2018 No.10285994 File: 114 KB, 628x339, Welcome To Islam.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10285978

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 18:29:53 2018 No.10285995 >>10285303 Every single board on 4chan, except the creepy sex ones, is filled with memes and stupid shit. Barely any actual, good content related to the topic. Welcome to the website.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 18:30:41 2018 No.10285999 >>10285987 I know how to use an oven better than you ever will. I don't need my pieces of bacon to be exactly the same like some autistic child. Pan bacon is objectively better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 18:31:30 2018 No.10286005 File: 152 KB, 803x1065, 1467594893179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10285994 >Hurr you gotta be a Muslim to recognize a nasty shit-eating creature for what it is

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 18:34:04 2018 No.10286021 >>10286005 >He doesn't raise his own pork. Cityfags sure are geniuses.

Anonymous Tue Mar 13 18:34:19 2018 No.10286022
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>>10285999
Objectively better because you feel the need to imitate the little toy cowboys you had as a child?

Grow up. Pan-frying bacon is inefficient, messy, and less delicious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 18:46:24 2018 No.10286090 >>10286022 I actually live in the mountains and use a cast iron skillet on my wood cookstove. Enjoy that city slavery while you pay for tyrones and pedros gibs me dat. Pan fried bacon tastes better.

Anonymous Tue Mar 13 18:55:57 2018 No.10286136

>>10286090
Cool story Mr Hands. I don't live anywhere near a city, I just realize the industrial revolution was about 200 years ago. There's nothing wrong with old technology but cast iron is a cast-back kitchen meme, and there's far better ways to cook bacon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 19:05:29 2018 No.10286175 >>10286136 I live the way that I live for certain reasons and it's not to play cowboy. Enjoy your oven bacon and I will enjoy my skillet bacon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 20:48:58 2018 No.10286633 File: 2 KB, 92x92, rocket.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10285999 >make bacon in the microwave >serve with these delicious trips

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 20:53:51 2018 No.10286661 File: 77 KB, 645x729, why.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10285033 >microwaving bacon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 20:59:50 2018 No.10286702 >>10285085 Tits and timestamp sweetie. Being American had nothing to do with your post, so if you're going to go full "femanon here" with your post then show us your hairy manboobs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 21:00:55 2018 No.10286710 >>10285303 Get out of /ck/ while you can. It's all bait threads and people pretending to be retarded. Nobody here actually cooks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 21:10:41 2018 No.10286761 >not microwaving your eggs

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 22:27:54 2018 No.10287120 File: 915 KB, 245x285, 1454198531767.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10285303 fuck off then faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 13 23:03:48 2018 No.10287298 File: 54 KB, 660x800, Dumbass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10286702 >I am too retarded to read filenames.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 01:20:49 2018 No.10287940 >>10285221 I nearly always cook bacon in the oven. It generally comes out about as perfect as it can be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 01:28:04 2018 No.10287955 >>10285303 It could be worse bucko

>>	G8rH8r Wed Mar 14 01:29:52 2018 No.10287960 File: 368 KB, 750x511, DFD6B9E2-84C3-4846-8177-2FA9C832EC4D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10285033 >still cooking bacon in the microwave when you can buy it already cooked 3rd world detected

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 01:34:42 2018 No.10287976 >>10287960 Lazy fat ass moron detected.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:59:00 2018 No.10289584 >>10285971 lmao no it's not

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:36:19 2018 No.10289715 >>10285184 Absolute dies. >bessen sein ist wortwörtlich der beste köder den es gibt

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:45:27 2018 No.10289749 >liking bacon you fell for the meme. Ham is a healthier and better tasting food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:42:59 2018 No.10289983 >>10289749 This. Bacon is a reddit food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:48:30 2018 No.10290516 >>10287960 >About 72 (Seventy Two!) slices

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