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On a scale of -5 to 17 3/4 just how triggered are you right now (pic related)

>> No.10279647

needs feta and chilli

>> No.10279661

None at all because Im not some fatass boomer

>> No.10279671

>>10279635
I'm triggered by the lack of flavour.
Avocado is green slime. Needs a whole lot of Tabasco or something

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>> No.10279846

so triggered i'm gonna go make myself one

>> No.10279872

>>10279846
>not paying a hipster to make avacado toast for you

Based

>> No.10279882

>>10279635
I’m not at all. I make them with soft boiled eggs and various other ingredients all the time.

>> No.10279885

>>10279882
Would you look at this faggot having a meltdown.

>> No.10280188

I never got this whole spiel - on the one hand you had people going "Millennials are stupid, they spend too much money on avocado toast!" and other millennials going "Nuh-uh, I can't afford that shit!", and ME over here going "....but avocados only cost 49 cents each here."

Am I the only one who doesn't get where the "avocados are expensive" meme came from? Is it just cuz you can't buy them in wholesale bags?

>> No.10280195

3

>> No.10280200

>>10280188
It's not that avocados are expensive.
It's that "avocado toast" is associated with artisanal hipster ass coffee shops. No one makes them at home.

>> No.10280236

>>10280200
Hipsters have to make money for handlebar mustache wax somehow!!

>> No.10280380

>>10279635
The square root of 2.

>> No.10280396

>>10280188
You can get them in bags. The grocery I worked in had a couple varieties of avocados, as well as 4-pack bags. Depending on season, they could get around $1 each, I don't live near avocado country, but still not that expensive. I suspect they have that rep because avocados ripen and go bad like bananas. Once they're ripe, you have 24-36 hours to eat them in prime condition, so if you're trying to have them every day, you're probably going to the grocery at least three days per week.

>> No.10280411

>>10280396
you can put them in the fridge at peak ripeness and they'll stay that way for a while

>> No.10280451

>>10279635
I never get triggered, I am not a bitch ass soyboy.

>> No.10280456

>>10280451
You sound really triggered about bitchass soyboys

>> No.10280480

>>10279635
>On a scale of -5 to 17 3/4 just how triggered are you right now (pic related)
What? Avocado on toast is delicious. How did this get to be a thing?