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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, Diabeetus.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10277588 No.10277588[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

It's time again my boys.

>> No.10277589
File: 469 KB, 1280x720, A weapon to surpass the metal gear.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10277591
File: 1.22 MB, 1280x720, AUTOMATIC.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10277594
File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, Beans and mayo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10277608
File: 145 KB, 1940x1300, cult-hot-sauces-gear-patrol-aardvark.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Thread saved!

>> No.10277610
File: 2.05 MB, 1280x720, Burgers.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10277614
File: 2.86 MB, 480x270, Cooking show..webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10277619
File: 2.91 MB, 800x450, core, sticker, what.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10277623
File: 2.71 MB, 844x446, Corn dog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10277625
File: 1.01 MB, 1280x720, Cut himself on the hand hes holding the knife with.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

This is easily my favorite of all of these.

>> No.10277632

w-wrong hotsauce senpai
not that you can't buy both at your local wal-mart

>> No.10277633
File: 2.39 MB, 640x480, Cutting skills.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10277634

I don't understand how a human being is capable of such acts.

>> No.10277638
File: 2.55 MB, 1280x720, Cutting skills2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

jack is just on a higher level of existence.

>> No.10277639

I still can't understand how he got cut.

>> No.10277642
File: 1.89 MB, 1280x720, Deep fry Dunk.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10277648

Knife rotated to face upwards at ~05 seconds

>> No.10277650
File: 631 KB, 720x404, Drippy Taco.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10277652
File: 443 KB, 1280x720, Flop it right into some nice cold oil.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10277666
File: 2.75 MB, 1280x720, He froze this for two years and didnt thaw it and went directly to burned.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

This is easily the biggest fuck up of them all. I always feel like this one needs some context.

Jack put this in his freezer and kept it there for 2 entire years. He did not thaw this product before cooking it, and managed to absolutely burn the outside while not cooking the inside at all. He then proceeded to cover it in store-bought sauce.

He brought this meal to a cooking competition and accused the judges of foul-play when he didn't win.

>> No.10277667
File: 2.65 MB, 1280x720, Jack boils an egg, simple right.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10277671
File: 2.76 MB, 1280x720, Jack makes some salsa.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10277680
File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, Jello.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10277685
File: 2.09 MB, 1280x720, Juicy Chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10277689
File: 571 KB, 1280x720, Just open a beer thats easy right.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10277692
File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, Literally on fire.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10277694
File: 1015 KB, 1280x720, Marinade.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Before someone asks about this one, he added a shit ton of corn starch. You can do this at home, I don't suggest it.

>> No.10277697
File: 1.64 MB, 1280x720, Mash the butter.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10277721
File: 364 KB, 1280x720, Pie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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File: 2.75 MB, 854x480, Slow eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10277727
File: 2.49 MB, 720x480, someone ate this food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10277729
File: 1.05 MB, 1280x720, The cake is store bought.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10277730

what a fucking idiot

>> No.10277732
File: 915 KB, 1280x720, Twisty top.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10277734
File: 2.17 MB, 1920x1080, Watermelon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10277738
File: 2.78 MB, 640x360, Walah..webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

And that's the end of my jack collection. Hope you enjoyed.

>> No.10277747

I'm glad you faggots are making your own threads instead of shitting up the actual webm threads.

>> No.10277764

Why mayo, Jack? WHY!?

>> No.10277784

ok /ck/ so is this guy for real or is jack just pretending to be retarded

>> No.10277790

Hes for real. Hes a complete amateur at cooking, and he thinks hes absolutely amazing so he refuses to learn new skills or look up how to do anything.

>> No.10277793

Jack thread?

>> No.10277797

>that drizzle at the end
lol, wa la

>> No.10277804

i know, he literally cut the hand holding the knife

>> No.10277904

Jack doesn't think he's good he's just lazy and doesn't need to be good or practiced to succeed in his format

>> No.10277927

>Jack doesn't think

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>> No.10277969

I couldnt tell if this was a Jack video or a Boris video until the cocked up icing job.

>> No.10277970

But he was born and raised in Saskatchewan, Canada.

>> No.10278001

He has 10 knives within arm reach why use his teeth on video

>> No.10278005

The theory is sound (mayo is just eggs and oil anyway, which are common ingredients in cakes), but I still wouldnt fucking do it.

>> No.10278029

Get out if here with your viral marketing shit

>> No.10278035
File: 7 KB, 204x208, 1520632235823.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

How the fuck did he even cook those? They have no grill marks or sear of any kind, did he just bake ground beef in the shape of a patty

>> No.10278039

>Doesn't even remove the sticker
I know those stickers are edible and stuff but it just shows he doesn't wash his fruit or probably any of his vegetables

>> No.10278049

pan fried, you can tell by the searing you claim doesn't exist

>> No.10278065

That looked really good until he poured the doodoo butter all over it

>> No.10278067



i love this man and i want his children

>> No.10278078

The one on the left has some sear the other two don't unless it's on the bottom but why would you not use that as your presentation side

>> No.10278080

I can't tell what's clumsier; Jack or that file name.

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>> No.10278093
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>it's true
holy shit

>> No.10278100

both the left and the right are seared, the middle one has searing but only over a little bit. the general answer to why he does things poorly is that he's inept

>> No.10278107

What words did he use when he though that pork skin was the "fat cap" and needed a cross-hatched pattern?

>> No.10278150
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I won't argue with the truth

>> No.10278160
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>Voted for Hillary
I know he was talking about Mexico not Canada but Trump was right they aren't sending their best

>> No.10278172

He was still in California before Youtube even launched, fake news

>> No.10278182

>sunny Nashville, CA.
but yeah Jack is a New Yorker

>> No.10278251

c-can you link his channel
t. newfriend

>> No.10278262

>calling something fake without providing proof

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>> No.10278287

>gee I wonder why all these early jack on the go reviews are in southern california for some reason and then magically stop when his kitchen also changes and he talks about leaving california for tennessee because they were teaching his kid about commie bullshit like homosexuals

>> No.10280256

>flicks that shit in the can away into the void

>> No.10280266


>> No.10280267

>just puts them in cold ass oil

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>> No.10280294

>he made a non newtonian marinade

Fucking howling with laughter

>> No.10280295

thanks anon

>> No.10280318
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>69 replies
>5 posters
The absolute state of samefaggotry ITT

>> No.10280328


Also I fucking hate the arm spread this borderline retarded golem does when he tastes his """cooking""".

>> No.10280337

>oil, nice and cold

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>> No.10280372

This webm makes me think he's actually got impaired motor skills. Didn't he have a stroke or something at some point in life? That might explain it.

>> No.10280378

You are telling me this fat jersey wearing fuck can't open a beer?!

>> No.10280391

Hello, newfriend.