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10276455 No.10276455 [Reply] [Original]

For me it's Mango Loco, the best sip of the day.

>> No.10276479

>>10276455
Literally the worst sip, bought one and threw it away after the first sip. Even at 2 for 4 it’s literal trash.

>> No.10276494

>>10276479

Must be brainlet hours here on /ck/ tsk tsk.

>> No.10276498

>>10276455
IT'S NOT S I P IF IT HAS CALORIES

>> No.10276508

>>10276498

Arbitrary rule created by fat sippers with no self-control. You are incorrect.

>> No.10276523
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10276523

>he doesnt exclusively drink yellow S I P

>> No.10276539

Is Pipeline Punch any good, fellas?

>> No.10276542

>>10276523

Got a yellow sip chilling in my fridge right now.

>>10276539

It's okay. The baller's blend punch is better IMO

>> No.10276546

>>10276539
The best monster flavor bar none

>> No.10276562

>>10276508
You mean the same fat sippers on /fit/ that created this meme and used them as pre-workouts to boost their gains?

>> No.10276657

>>10276562
Go back to /fit/ then of you give such a big shit about it.
This is /ck/, faggot.

>> No.10276702

I had two bottles of zero ultra 24oz, is that OK?

>> No.10276792

>>10276702

Zero Ultra is the most well-rounded sip.

>> No.10277603
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>> No.10277630

>retarded fucking nu-sippers ruining the meme by just posting any monster drinks and calling any energy drink a "sip"

If it's not specifically an "Ultra" designated zero calorie monster drink, it's not a fucking sip. The only debatable one is The Doctor, which has semi-sip status for the nutrients.

Lurk more and try a little harder, unless you're just straight up Red Bullies.

>> No.10278547

>>10277630
Sorry dude, it's out of your hands now. You couldn't stop this if you tried. I couldn't stop this if I wanted to. Sometimes I worry whether I don't. This thing is bigger than both of us. It's the craze sweeping the world. The locus of joy and levity for our era. High charged and high energy, they're all sips now. The people demand the electric fire of hard and fast sipping, and sugar free alone just doesn't cut it anymore. The beast is out of its cage, and it's now sips all the way down.

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>>10276657
My two favorite boards to be quite honest with you, pecan pie.
I love my fitness, and I love my food, and I love my guns, and I love my porn. Sup?

>> No.10278605

Mods must be asleep.
You know what to do.
Thanks.

>> No.10278963
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10278963

This is it. I have found the flavor of ZERO ULTRA but without the shitty caffeine and with extra vitamins. A true after workout energy drink that doesn't fuck with your body and mind.

it's all in that soursop

>> No.10278990

>>10278963

Will this make me transform into a plumber?

>> No.10278993

>>10278990
what are you right now
I think a plumber would be a step up from NEET

>> No.10279029

>>10276455
This. Was sad when they stopped selling Mad Dog, then this appeared

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10279040

>>10277630
Fool. Even pic related counts as sips now

>> No.10279059

>>10279040
what a huge ripped cock

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10279384

Another day, another sip

>> No.10280091

>>10276455
it's just a nos or purple rockstar, nothing really that special, not bad though

>> No.10280098

>>10279040
more like the cock blocker, last time I had one of these I couldn't get hard at all for my girlfriend

>> No.10280441

GRONK is best sip. It tastes the most like rockstar, which is objectively better than monster.

>> No.10281258

>>10276539
yes it's excellent. I like khaos better but i think its only because i have a great memory of drinking it. is assault still around? i feel like i never see it