Best way to cook chicken

[Anonymous No.10270849]

I'm so useless in the kitchen and trying to go cruelty free and no red meat or pork. Tips pls

[Anonymous No.10270858]

>>10270849
Are you cooking chickens or dickens?

[Anonymous No.10270878]

wh wh wh why... are you marinating a dildo...

[Anonymous No.10270879]

>>10270858
It's okay anon, I hear good quality silicone is good up to 500F.

[Anonymous No.10271536]

>>10270879
good luck when the gel filling boils and bursts, exploding super glue all over your chicken

[Anonymous No.10271543]

this is why you never cut meat in the nude, bro

[Anonymous No.10271556]

>>10270878
>he doesn't marinade his dildos

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[Anonymous No.10271561]

>>10271543
why am i aroused

[Anonymous No.10271579]

>>10270849
braising is easy and very good

>sautee onions with a bit of oil until translucent
>turn off heat
>add aromatics (carrots, celery, parsley, etc.)
>add unpeeled garlic
>add chicken thighs
>add liquid (stock or water) until the bottom of the thighs are submerged, but the skin is still dry
>cook at 350 until done

wa la, crispy chicken thighs and some hearty vegetables in delicious broth. you dont have to use the same ingredients - braising is a very broad technique

[Anonymous No.10271603]

you must be 18 to post on 4chan

[Anonymous No.10271611]

>>10270849

[Anonymous No.10271614]

[Anonymous No.10271625]

>>10270849
>trying to go cruelty free
You're a tool.
>>10270878
Because it's shitposting and not a legitimate advice thread.