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10268310 No.10268310 [Reply] [Original]

What is the best donut and why is it the chocolate long john?

Why is it feel so good when i open my mouth as wide as I can to fit the entire end in, and let it just slide down my throat?

Also, nothing tops the feeling of when the custard bursts out and coats the inside of your mouth!

I could eat these all day long!

>> No.10268313

>>10268310
That looks like cream, not custard

>> No.10268314

>>10268310
As gay as your tweet is you are correct. The long John is the best donut. Boston cream is good but the custard usually ends up only on one side

>> No.10268318
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>>10268310

>> No.10268325

Best don't is a plane cake with black coffee.

Posted from my iPhone.

>> No.10268328

>>10268325
This is incorrect

Sent reply

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>>10268314

>> No.10268335

>>10268310
Sorry sir that is not a maple bar so you're wrong.

>> No.10268337
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>>10268310
>chocolate long john donut
That's an eclair you fucking american piece of lard

>> No.10268341

>>10268337
That is definitely not an eclair

>> No.10268344
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10268344

I like Jelly Filled (or punch key) because the supple round shape reminds me of a titty or plump buttock, and biting into it and seeing the red filling makes me think of BLOOD spilling as I devour a prey >:]

>> No.10268363

>>10268341
yes it is

>> No.10268365

>>10268337
They're shaped identically but the method of raising them and their flour is different.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_John_(doughnut)

>> No.10268369

>>10268365
no it's eclair DYMB AMERICGN

>> No.10268949

Ive tried putting these up my butt several times, but they're not hard enough. Any reccomendations?

>> No.10268951

>>10268310
That's a chocolate eclair.
For fucks sake you fucking Yank bastards.
Stop changing the names of everything just to be different.

>> No.10268965

>>10268369
It uses a different dough, you moron. That's like saying an American biscuit is the same as a croissant.

>> No.10268976

>>10268949
Freeze them.

>> No.10269116

>>10268310
cinnamon&sugar cake donut is best you 3rd world nigger

>> No.10269122

Bavarian cream

>> No.10269133

>>10269116
>cake donut
Wow, on a diet soyboy? Eat a fucking fried donut bitch tits

>> No.10269189

>>10268965
Hell Eclairs are closer to creme puffs pastry wise than Long Johns, which are just big Doughnuts

but obsessed will be obsessed

>> No.10269199
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10269199

For me it's the simple and delicious glazed old fashion

>> No.10269224
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>>10268310
you niggas don't know shit about dughnuts

>> No.10269244

>>10269133
Cake donuts are fried chucklefuck

>> No.10269459

>>10269224
Cztery z wiśnią poproszę

>> No.10269467
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Strawberry with raspberry a close second.

>> No.10269479
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>> No.10269482

>>10269479
MODS

>> No.10269522

>>10269479
Who ever drew this knew exactly what they were doing.

>> No.10269529

>>10269479
>>10269522
I swear to God, I have seen this exact image with this exact response on this board before. Feels like I'm stuck in a loop.

>> No.10269536

>>10269459
no chyba z różą

>> No.10269618

>>10269529
you are

>> No.10269626

>>10269529
Welcome to hell.

>> No.10269627
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>>10269479
T A S T Y
>>10268310
I feel you bro, I really do, but custard does not place first in anything against the raspberry, cinnamon, and cake champions. Plain long johns are better, and with vanilla at that. But maple is making its way onto the scene, and I gotta say, I'm very happy about that.

>> No.10269642
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10269642

Boston Creme is the best donut, prove me wrong.

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>>10269479

>> No.10269678

If it's not dry, I'll eat it.

>> No.10270152

>>10269536
Za często spotykane są paczki z różą

>> No.10270367

>>10268976
But that wouldn't be pleasant. Im trying to enjoy it.

>> No.10270374

>>10269224
Are those gondolas on the price tag?

>> No.10270380

>>10269642
Not phallic enough

>> No.10270390

where the fuck do you call them long johns? i've only heard people call them bars

>> No.10270422
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>>10268310
>Chocolate long johns
If that isn't the queerest thing I've heard all day

>> No.10270618
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>>10269642
Why would I when you're 100% correct?

>> No.10270690

>>10268951
It's literally a different doughnut, put together differently and no filling you dumbfuck limey retard

>> No.10270900

>>10268949
let em sit out a while so they dry out

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10271059

Where my S P R I N K L E B O Y S at?

>> No.10271960
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For me it's the walnut crunch

>> No.10272053

>>10271059
the gay bar

>> No.10272108

>>10268310
>What is the best donut and why is it the chocolate long john
With custard filling

>> No.10272109

>>10268310
>>10268314
>>10268337
>>10268344
Cream filled foods, A faggots delight!
>>10268335
This.

>> No.10272119

>>10268313
>That looks like cream
Can we all agree that the worst fucking thing in the world is the bakeries that put the shitty frosting cream filling instead of custard or Bavarian cream?

>> No.10272121

>>10268951
It's a long donut. An eclair is a long profiterole get it right.

>> No.10272122
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10272122

>>10268325

>> No.10272136

>>10268310
That’s not glazed blueberry faggot

>> No.10272140
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10272140

for me, it's the glazed twist.

>> No.10272259

>>10269199
Positively BASED
I hope you've had a great day anon

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>>10269529

Kyon-kun, denwa.

>> No.10275198

>>10269199
It looks like a roast chicken in the thumbnail

>> No.10275208

>>10268310
B L A C K E D

>> No.10275221

>>10269479
god I wish that were me

>> No.10275347
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>>10272053
Anon! You can't just go around calling everyone and every thing gay!

>> No.10275362

>>10268310
Is this like an éclair but with fried donut dough instead of choux dough ?
I don't have a huge knowledge of american cakes.

>> No.10275390

>>10268310
Old fashioned beats fake-chocolate long john

>> No.10275404

>>10268335
This x2 A good Maple Bar is a gift from the Gods

>> No.10275448

I agree OP, there is nothing like feeling a thick, meaty, juicy one just rest on my tongue for a second or two so I can savor the taste of itl Let the tiniest bit of pre-custard from the hole where it comes from leak out and swirl it around on my tongue.

Take the thing deep into my mouth, swirl my tongue around it, and then a sudden burst of white cream spilling everywhere as my eyes roll back and I moan a little.

wouldn't mind doing this to another /ck/ anon desu

>> No.10275460
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for me, it’s the canadian maple.

>> No.10276429

>>10275448
Please be in Baltimore (if you're a girl)

>> No.10276812

>>10268325
>Best don't is a plane cake with black coffee.
It's a bangs, instead of coffee.

>> No.10276947

>chocolate long John
You burgers are the absolute worst.

>> No.10276970
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>Got a maple bar today
>Check sugars first
>174
>Eat half of it
>Expect to be in the 240-270 range as its pure sugar, and carb
>Make some shrimp for lunch
>Check reading after eating shrimp
>117

Wait, does meat affect insuilin? Did it somehow crunch all that sugar just because I ate some meat?