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>inb4 surly king of the egg fort
>>10261580I could spend a fuckin' day at a place like that.
>>10261618You'd be full after 10 minutes, kid.
>>10261599Can we just nuke all of Asia?
>>10261599I've not once gagged while watching anything, but this actually made me feel nauseous and caused my mouth to water and gag. Been on 4chan and seen everything for close to 14 years.
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>>10261580"Find the lady. Find the lady. Win my money just by finding the lady. Noooo, too bad sir. There she is. Try again..."
>>10261802hey I was going to post that
>>10261629I've spent all morning doing dim sum with friends. I think I can handle it.
>>10261802How he gettin out when he got egg all around?? He be crazy building himself in like that with all them eggs. Mmm hmm
>>10261683Yeah this gif was incredibly disturbing. Can someone tell me what those were? Were those really tiny puppies?
>>10261833Baby mice, chinks have this shitty belief exotic things have health benefits and eating things moments before death or as fresh as possible makes it tastier
>>10261833
>>10261802How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?
>>10261599I bet it squeaked
>>10261855He can't. He has to cook and sell them all before he can leave.
>>10261599Got a little turned on desu
>>10261599i've wanted to post this for a while. i've got a few vids of this guy doing similar things. but i'm certain i'd get b& based on previous bans.so i'm monitoring that post with interest.
>>10261599>>10261833they're confirmed rats, not mice or dogs.
>>10261599>>10261833Rats.http://metro.co.uk/2016/02/24/peta-urges-investigation-into-video-of-man-eating-baby-rat-5713909/
>>10261855
>>10261802How does he get out of there without eating all the rats?
>>10261802HOLY FUCKING SHIT I KEK'D SO HARD AT THAT FILENAME LMAO XD
>>10262284not only are they cooking it alive but they fucking chopped its head off too... goddamn soulless gooks
>>10262288>not only are they cooking it alive but they fucking chopped its head off toowot?
>>10262295Welcome to Asian cooking.
>>10262295yeah m8 it's beyond fucked, asians are seriously fucked in the head
>>10262298You damn well know what I mean
>>10261802This shit, and all overly long and elaborate Indian street food videos always make me irrationally angry because the final product looks like such fucking shit. Seriously, that looks worse than virtually anything I would ever prepare and eat at home, and the guy is being videotaped as some sort of egg guru? It's like this with all of these Indian webms; the food looks like total shit, it takes forever to make, there are like 42 steps using various different spices and shit, and then it's all slopped on a plate in some gross heap.
>>10262324I'm getting a few gay vibes from this, but not a lot.
>>10262327Hmm
>>102623241 minute of my life I'll never get back
>>10262305clearly not indian
>>10262334can I buy those cookies after she's done with them
>>10262355please dont do this again
>>10262355
>>10262368>cookiesthose are grammo crackers mate
>>10262355Melbourne truly is the best place in the world for coffee. The birthplace of the McCafe, no less.
>>10262306>dies of thirst
>inb4 LA beast eating lamps>inb4 jiggly cakes>inb4 vegan egg>inb4 fish in a fucking mixer>inb4 someone's entire ja/ck/ folder>inb4 Monster melting in lava>inb4 autistic micro sized cooking>inb4 the crust cutter forced meme>inb4 sad old man burning his toast and eating it>inb4 two faggots mixing sauce and skittles>inb4 lonely thot eating Domino's pizza and taking selfies in front of camera>inb4 expensive japanese beef box>inb4 a chink swallowing a squid alive>inb4 mosquito patties>inb4 crepe cook on cocaine along with the comment chain that ends with the Event Horizon>inb4 cute japanese survival food>inb4 chilli beans fountain>inb4 grown up dudes literally cutting meat with machete>inb4 a dude drinking 100 eggs>inb4 koreans trying american food>inb4 killing a crab through inserting screw in dickhole>inb4 any webm from mexico where they mix sweets and potato chips with different sauces>inb4 Gordon Ramsay cocaine documentary>inb4 rolling burning pigs>inb4 putting pasta in cheese wheel>inb4 girl picking lobster with crane game in restaurant>inb4 cage falling on wild boars>inb4 any "food art" webm followed by "that will be $299 plus tip sir" comments>inb4 faggot degreasing pizza and eating it with fork and knife >inb4 old school Subway ad>inb4 skinning a frog>inb4 chinks slicing a big fish while it's in agony>inb4 that webm with guy tapping the knife and autists reeeing in the comments>inb4 two japanese girls blowing a cockroach at each other through a pipe>inb4 japense food show where everything could be edible>inb4 dildo gummy candy>inb4 """spicy""" frapuccinos >inb4 turkish ice cream troll>inb4 chink cutting a headless spasming fish
>inb4 brainloaf >inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog >inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese >inb4 banana full of spiders >inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant >inb4 meat_sandwich.webm >inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it >inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese >inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head >inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon >inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container >inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion >inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies >inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole >inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets >inb4 frankenegg.webm >inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals >inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it >inb4 twisty pasta machine >inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos >inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac >inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill >inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza >inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork >inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand >inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple >inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery >inb4 taco town >inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder >inb4 anime pancakes >inb4 turkish salt man >inb4 waitress inserting hotdog in vagina >inb4 bulimic chick eating 20 burgers in one setting >inb4 bee dough >inb4 black tofu made in trash >inb4 bartender cutting a huge icecube into a diamond >inb4 barrel cooked chicken turns into literal ashes >inb4 girl gazing into your soul as she cuts onions>inb4 big booty cook>inb4 icecream porn>inb4 stroggification
>>10262572>look mom, I posted it again!
>>10262576>>10262572
>>10262324Sometimes it's really disturbing to acknowledge the fact that brits basically conquered the world and this is the shit they cherish as the culinary treasures.
>>10262355hipsters were a fucking mistake
>>10262572>inb4 crepe cook on cocaine along with the comment chain that ends with the Event Horizona what now
>>10262792
>>10262839not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers
>>10262839that slight of hand booger flick into the food
>>10262572>>10262576Tfw know all of these unironically
>>10262839>>10262844I could almost swear that I have seen this exact same reaction with the exact image at least twice before. It feels like I am stuck in an infinite loop on the Event Horizon or something.
>>10262267
>>10262572>>10262576end yourself
>>10262959>twice
>>10262959I sure as hell see this stupid reaction to these webms every time
>>10262355>see something completely stupid and never done before>keep ordering it to tell all your friends you were the first to try itWhat's wrong with people
>>10262306>that'll be 65$
>>10262337What's he looking for here? Jizz?
>>10262327a few?
>>10262306yes, impressive, but ... why not just freeze the water in the cup?
>>10262305You obviously don't understand. Picture being an Indian. You just got out of a 37 hour shift at the tech support scam shack and waded through knee deep shit water on your route back to your plywood shack you share with 50 other people to find some man cooking egg sandwiches for cheap when you barely have enough rupees to even buy clean water. That guy could wipe his ass with the bread before he made those and they would still sell like crazy in india. HE IS THE EGG KING
>>10262959>twiceHow new
>>10262305break the knee before The King of The Egg Fortress
>>10263302Such vivid imagery it's like I'm in Mumbai
>>10263147Never had any worries about some wage slave cumming on your burger? It does happen.
>>10262284Those are just nervous spasms, right? That eel is dead, right?
>>10263488Anon the eel doesn't even have a head in that webm.
>>10262306Pleb.
>>10263538Why does this exist
>>10263498so?
>>10263542To put hipster bartenders like that guy out of a job.
>>10261580how do the poo poo worms and abominations not escape from the baskets when she takes the lids off?
>>10263538>cloudy>>10263547>effort is hipsterTell me what it's like being a middle schooler living in 2008.
>>10262303fucking gross
>>10263565Hipster barista detected. I'm sorry you will be replaced by robots within a year.
>>10263538imagine if that was used on someone. holy shit.
>>10262337Most overrated fool on ck
can someone please post that gross taco/nacho casserole video? you know the one
>>10261580look at all that gutter oil fried gook fooddisgusting
>>10261843The irony is it actually makes the meat worse since it causes the animal distress and to tense up, which makes it tougher to chew.
>>10262959you will be here foreveryou have been here forever
>>10262306I've always wondered how to make home made ice cubes.
what did Jiro meant by this?
>>10264349>>10264359>>10264367>>10264370>>10264373>>10264376>>10264388Quality posts
>>10264413>>10264419What's going on here?
>>10262306Imagine the sound. I'm glad this board has no sound.
>>10264444I found the sounds pleasant desu
>>10264438I really wish they would just kill it before skewering its eye
>>10262355That can't taste very good...right?
>>10262965source
>>10264447what a wasteat least the dogs can eat it
>>10263302i'm sure it tastes fine, but why record it? it's a simple egg sandwich
>>10263538white people problems
>>10262355You could probably buy ten houses with this alone
>>10263792Get the fuck out now.
>>10262355>what the fuck kind of bullshit faggotry is this?>oh, it's fucking melbourne
>>10262355Is there something wrong with this video? I tapped for sound but there is no sound.
>>10263764these are japs
>>10263538god i wish that were me
>>10263488dead they just didn't sever the right spinal nerves aka too shallow a head cut
>>10261820I get full from like 1 order of steamed pork buns. Then again the place I like to get pork buns makes really big pork buns. So an order of four is larger than your head. I love that they don't skimp on filling either.
>>10265541Newfag begone
>>10263992>>10262959
>>10262337Is this kid literally retarded and autistic?
>>10265973>this kidthat's review brah, bro
>>10265973no bully reviewbrah
>>10262355>paying $10 for a beverage that'd normally cost $4Christ
>>10262324Did they fuck?
>>10262303>dipping it in bbq sauce after coating all the chicken in bbq sauceThis makes me want to gag.
>>10261802how get he out no brake egg
>>10262839https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOAA challenger appears, listen with the link for maximum effect
>>10266072>paying $4 for a beverage you can make at home for a quarterChrist
>>10262288>cooking it alive>they fucking chopped its head off so which is it
>>10263580Nah bro flippy is slow as fun k and that restaurant already shit him down
>>10266362Flippy was a publicity stunt, a machine not suited for the job. Burger King and McDonalds both solved the "burger flipping" problem decades ago both by different means.
>>10264349>>10264359>>10264367>>10264370>>10264373>>10264376>>10264388>>10264392>>10264400Thank you posting.
>>10262337The oversized suit
>>10264349>>10264359>>10264367>>10264370>>10264373>>10264376>>10264388>>10264392>>10264400>>10264407>>10264413>>10264419>>10264429>>10264431>>10264438>>10264447Thank you very much for posting these.
>>10262303>BBQ sauce battered chicken on a stick>Dipped in BBQ sauce
>>10263265you've obviously never frozen water in a glass before.
>>10266331both dumbass
>>10265044i'm pretty sure the parts they cut off they used for broth. i mean, that's what happens with dry aged beef, the outer layers are basically discarded.
>>10264402Unlike yours.
>>10266579>hey bro can I have some salt?>nah man, internet is down
>>10262306Hey Shiro, it's been 25 minutes and all of the drink orders are late. The fuck you doing?
>>10266609>people eatingmore like "hipsters eating"
>the true king of /ck/
>>10266674Step aside basic bitch.
>>10266674>>10266683
>>10262306>literally just water>probably charge over $50 for it
>>10266683Goddamn, what a fucking homo lmao.
>>10266587Kek
>>10262572>>10262576I unironically don't know any of these.
>That'll be $400>Plus botulism
>>10266741being fresh from reddit will do that to you
>>10261802Why does he put a big pot of eggs right on the stove?
>>10266800So he can finally leave
>>10266496whos the girli want to put my dick in her if u know what i mean
>>10264349>>10264359>>10264367>>10264370>>10264373>>10264438 Thank you /ck/anon.
>And to think... I hesitated.
Anyone have the webm of kimchi being made? I wanted to show it to a friend
>I don't clean my pans, that's just "seasoning"
>>10262403whatever they are they're going in my ass after that
>>10266322They couldn't trust tyrone with a real knife
>>10267048I'm not sure you are familiar with the concept of "prison".
>>10262306don't his hands get cold?i can't hold an ice cube for more than 30 seconds before needing to let go
>>10266311god damn it i laughedam i retarded?
>>10261802>that guy sitting eating a shitton of hard boiled eggs
>>10267152He ate like 3. 3 eggs is nothing.
>>10262355So what does the hollowed out avocado add to the latte?
>>10266322And yet they complain about Nutraloaf. They belong in there.
>>10267138What happens if I were to put a live chicken in there?
>>10267160It would be very painful.
>>10266683>asparagus>american cheesefucking gross
>>10267159Post hands.
>>10267159>namefaggimg
>>10267218Cry more about it.
>>10265871ok
>>10262355>Paying overpriced fruit plus overpriced coffee>Keep the avocado for extra profit and other people will pay for that as wellGood business.
>>10261802How does he break all the eggs without getting out of there?
>>10267161For you
>>10266496I watched that three times in a row and laughed every time. It's not even very funny.
>>10266973Gotchu
>>10267341
>>10267345
>>10266327>making a beverage at home for a quarter you can substitute with waterChrist
>>10266994>Y'all got any bud lite? It is the official beer if the NFL
>>10267341>>10267345>>10267348Muchos gracias, my dude
>>10262959I could almost swear that I have seen this exact same reaction with the exact image at least twice before. It feels like I am stuck in an infinite loop on the Event Horizon or something.
>>10263542Why do you exist?
>>10267499God put me here with a mission to shit up cooking boards with worthless posts.
>>10261580>>10267218>>10267169>>10267164>>10267161>>10267160>>10267161>>10267160>>10267159>>10267156>>10267152>>10267102>>10267060>>10267048>>10266973>>10266943>>10266869>>10266811>>10266806>>10266741>>10266725>>10266712>>10266690>>10266674>>10266659>>10266617>>10266609>>10266592>>10266587>>10266577>>10266548>>10266542>>10266496>>10266477>>10266407>>10266381>>10266379>>10266370>>10266362>>10266331>>10266327>>10266324>>10266322>>10266301>>10266311>>10265944>>10265872>>10265871>>10265850>>10265541>>10265509>>10265044>>10265027>>10264444>>10264443>>10264429>>10264419>>10264402>>10264400>>10264392>>10264392>>10264376>>10264370>>10264367>>10264228>>10263992>>10263983>>10263885>>10263876>>10263845>>10263792>>10262630>>10262580>>10262576>>10262572>>10261846>>10261843>>10261802>>10261683>>10261640>>10261629>>10261618>>10261592why would why would someone say something like that saying something like that if they know they track ip adresses and archive threads for future investigatoin into an archive with the intent
>>10267298wtf
>>10267526>loog mom i reblied 2 ebryone :DDDD
>>10267538No, he only replied to me. Looks like I'm being stalked.
>>10267526>MOOOOOOOOMEEEEYYYY I DID IT AGAIN!!!!
>>10267298i crey evera timz
>>10267538>responding to a bot
>>10267530It's a joke video from The Onion.And it really needs the music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR3Y_9Y74L0>>10267550She was kinda cute until I saw her Turkish boyfriend.
>>10267554post hands
>>10267560>my dick when i entered the roomexplain this to a brainlet like me, i don't get it
>>10264400is he/she making a crab stock with cooked crab shells? this guy is pretty good
>>10266869is that my beatnik qt? where is she?
>>10267568>my dick when i entered the room>i entered the room>i*(You)
>>10262324EASILY the gayest thing I've EVER seen on this website. Thanks for ruining my day.
>>10267641What's wrong with seeing gay things? You got some sort of phobia about it?
>>10267641you doth protesteth too much. stay in the closet, homo.
>>10267526 Very, very gay and jewish
>>10266496women are so childish
>>10266496can someone explain this to me because i don't get itthe chef poured some sauce on ice cream? why is that woman so surprised?
>>10262959I've been resetting the timeline trying to fix a personal problem. I think I'm figuring it out and should only take me a few more tries, sry.
>>10267853see this post >>10267847
>>10266496why are they serving dessert while the (untouched) mains are still on the table?is that a weird mashed potato and gravy with strawberries dish?
>>10262965eat all the eggs
>>10267853She thought chef was making her a new friend and was surprised and betrayed when he stuck a knife in it.
>>10266683>salting his elbow
>>10267853>>10267934perhaps the audio tell the story? anyone have the youtube link?
>>10262303Corn dogs seem like the kind of meme food you only get in a country with a really unhealthy relationship with both their food and their corn lobby
>>10267652
>>10268361>>10267641>using caps to emphasize some wordslooks pretty gay to mei mean, like, SOOO fucking GAY!
>>10268396you're ghey af
>>10268361kek
>>10266655how to close business in less than 3 years
>>10267526ive been waiting all thread to get to this post and THAT is what is read come on man get real
>>10265509Fuck off, /fit/. That piece of shit is yours to begin with.
>>10268016eat my cornhole retarloser
>>10268676you spelled /fa/ wrong faggot. that little dweeb is far from /fit/
>>10267348I only ever hear people complaining about kimchi but it looks pretty tasty to me.
>>10267013When I worked in a greesy spoons one guy closed the clam grill with it in and that shit shot out into his face
>>10262311whats the point of this retarded subreddit if videos cant have sound?
>>10262334damn she's hot too
>>10262324lol did he fry those potatoes more than once and stick them in the ice box in between? why tho?
>>10262839i make crapes the same way at work but i don't act all crazy, guess this guy just doesn't care lol
>>10267445I could almost swear that I have seen this exact same reaction with the exact image at least twice before. It feels like I am stuck in an infinite loop on the Event Horizon or something.
>>10266659>the man who confused hipsters with greek people
>>10262572>>inb4 cute japanese survival food>>10262576>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets I haven't seen these, explain
>>10266913what did he mean by this
>>10267013>that dirty in 3 to five minutes>even if you didn't clean the grill in between orders this still wouldn't happensorry this is bullshit you don't need scotch-brite, after an order if your grill is dirty just take some oil from the fryer and scrub it with a grill brick.>i learned this at my first job when i was 15 and a greasy spoon diner
>>10269048Don't have the webm's saved.The "dirt rockets" are carrots being harvested. I think it's from this video. Or from one like it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v8jklZSBcw
>>10269101You misunderstood the video. They're saying their product can get it clean again in that time.
>>10261580great, now I want a steam table
>>10267308this makes me laugh every time
>>10268993>those cake things being put upside downWhy it gotta be this way mane
>>10268993Is this like a what it's like to have autism video?
>>10267013the professional grade version (the orange stuff) works when the flat top is on (at like 350*F) and will polish that shit like a mirror (given if it's a chrome finish)
>>10269014In order to get fresh fries crispy you have to pre-fry them a little while, let them cool and refry them again for a few minutes. Sometimes they are also coated with potato starch during the first fry.
>>10269014parboil, freeze, fry low-temp, freeze (this step is probably unnecessary, possibly harmful, but these people ARE faggots so we can't expect anything else of them) and then fried a second time at higher tempresults in impossibly crunchy, scrumptiously fluffy fries, which they go on to smush into fucking wonderbread and eat with ketchupbecause they are faggotsyes I am god damn mad
>>10269126yeah guess i missed that, you still don't need fucking scotch brite though
>>10269156never had that problem and i've never done that. but i will try it to see the difference.
>>10268993reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>10264443decadence. Japan's answer to lobster Thermidorand what an answer
>>10266579> TRACK> MONIITOR> CONTROLyeah, pretty much
>>10266609those sarma are pretty damn sad
>>10269321People who fill their homes with passive surveillance gadgets are retarded
>>10268993Are autistic people care about stuff like this, or not care? Because people keep calling me autistic but none of that bothers me, except the apple cutting looks a bit weird.
>>10269425normies routinely call ADD and OCD autismwhich is kinda understandable because they are add+autism and ocd+autism are pretty common combosbut as you can attest, not all auties have OCD as well
>>10264438Jesus Christ, how fucking horrifying!
>>10266579>Salt shaker with blu-tooth speaker>A fucking SALT SHAKER with a BLU-TOOTH SPEAKER>Can dispense an exact amount of salt>ITS A GOD DAMN SALT SHAKER WITH A MOTHER FUCKING BLU-TOOTH SPEAKERI'm not sure if this is stupid or brilliant.
>>10269623The future is now old man.
>>10266324that was pretty funny
>>10266806>Waldorf salad>Bucket of "real" mayonnaise
>>10269645That's because they're still green
>>10269489the fuck is that?
>>10269489what is being prepped here? Looks based
>>10269681>>10269742It's clearly pancake.
>>10269663>Statler salad>Nobody has heard of it
>>10267230Salmonella
>>10266655jewish lady
>>10266496Those plates are so close to the edge of the table it's like they're trying to have an accident.
>>10267341>tfw no Asian qt 3.14 to harvest your vegetables
>>10269785Imagine feeling her rough calloused worker's hands caressing your body as you gaze lovingly into those soft gentle eyes.
>>10269852Fuck, now even millennial cannibals are preparing their food with tree butter.
>>10269852>black handsprolly shoplifted that avocado
>>10266496I'll have what she's having.
>>10269781kek
>>10269742>>10269681Looks like a machine to make lavash.
>>10267160It would turn into a man
>>10269862hilarious anon, you should be a comedian
>>10268993i can't even figure out the problem with most of these. what was wrong with the dishwasher?
>>10266994That was so fucking pretentious.
>>10269347Like smart phones
>>10264376MINNA GA DA-I-SU-KI NAAAAAA
>>10267355>paying fractions of a penny for tap water when you can get it for free from the nearby pond
>>10270267>forgot the ChristChrist
>>10269852>I'll put anything on my face to not look like the shaved gorilla I actually am!fucking roasties lol
>>10266674Thats a weird slow cooker anon
>>10264349Did you know crabs can't feel pain because they don't have brains and their nervous system is too simple so it's alright to boil them because the thermal shock kills them.
>>10270478
>>10261802How does he get out of there without breaking a sweat?
>>10267161you're a big guy
>>10267160you'd get the same end result
>>10264525Judging from the presentation at the end, the entire point is to make the fish suffer horribly as it dies, make sure to adjust its position and open its mouth during cooking so it looks like it's screaming, and then arrange them all in a vision of what some lower layer of fish hell might look like.
>>10268016Corndogs are great nerd
>>10270616god i love watching people do shit they've practised for years
>>10270779they really aren't
>>10270804They really are though.
>>10270808>Cornmeal batter around the cheapest meat imaginable for the sole purpose of dipping it in sauce that completely masks its shitty flavouryum
>>10270804Yeah theyre pretty good
>>10270094go back to your containment board, /lit/books are gay
>>10261802how does he get out without breaking a leg?
>>10271633his legs are already broken, that's why they stick him in there
>>10269176ok, that's impressive. but who would notice unless you pointed it out as you served them?>i decorated these myself!...and then your guests would feel awkward eating them.
>>10269852>raptor claws
Posting OC in a saged thread!
>>10266655Wonder how long they will stay in business.
>>10267138Anyone can explain how this works?
>>10272077tomatoes were a mistake
>>10263876It's steamed, retard.