Al/ck/ thread

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Al/ck/ thread Anonymous Thu Mar 8 22:41:56 2018 No.10260968 [Reply] [Original]

>drinking too much in front of family edition

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 8 22:44:11 2018 No.10260983 >>10260968 TOO SOON YOU HAVE AWAKENED ME TOO SONG EXECUTUS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 8 22:45:24 2018 No.10260986 AIDS crybaby general

Anonymous Thu Mar 8 22:51:32 2018 No.10261007

Holy shit lads, I literally almost shit my pants earlier
>listening to fav. radio show and working on a birdcondo im building for my mothers birthday while smoking a joint in my garage and drinking vodka
>live in the bible belt
>feeling gud, buzzing nice and very stoned
>obviously very very religious neighbor comes into my garage (the type of super religious that wear those long jean skirts)
>thick cloud of pot smoke in the entire garage, handle of vodka right next to me
>neighbor makes small talk, Says she just moved in with her husband...wanted to introduce herself, ect
>she looks offended because I'm drinking, Not sure if she knows what marijuana is
>5 minutes later hear sirens
>see a cop car hauling ass down my street
>throw joint into mt dew bottle
>start mentally preparing myself to go to jail tonight
>cops rip into coal burning whore's driveway 2 houses down
>another cop speeds down the road and both jump out and run inside whores house

WHEW

Was just a domestic thing, Both left in handcuffs.

I literally have never been so close to shitting my pants in years. I should stop smoking weed and stick to vodka

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 8 22:53:55 2018 No.10261016 >>10261007 Jesus Christ mate That sounds like third world with a nice coat of paint. Also, how can your neighbour not recognized the smell of pot? I mean shit, it's pretty fucking unique. I've never smoked, but I can smell it a mile off

Anonymous Thu Mar 8 22:55:53 2018 No.10261025

>>10261016
I have no idea if she did or didn't.

Some people are so religious they've never been around marijuana or marijuana smoke....Utah is a strange place man.

Most of the people who live here are ultra mormon so they've never even tasted alcohol or smelled marijuana smoke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 8 22:58:53 2018 No.10261035 >>10261025 >Utah Whoa, that's crazy That sounds like such a crazy place to me >weird religion >arid climate Like it's Islam but without the honour killings and shit Instead it's just passive aggressive friendly people.

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Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:04:05 2018 No.10261052

>>10261035
Most mormons will leave you alone if you aren't mormon yourself.

Deff. passive aggressive but won't bother you and shit.

The crazy thing about living in the bible belt is a lot of law enforcement is mormon as well so they favor other mormons and do not enforce any plural marriage laws. So if I got into an argument with a mormon neighbor and me being drunk (and mormons don't drink) they would favor the neighbor over me because I'm obviously not a mormon.

I hate this shithole but I live here to take care of my parents, I prefer the midwest where I used to live.

chop Thu Mar 8 23:06:56 2018 No.10261062

>>10261007
My grandfather did shit his this morning.
I've been visiting and taking care of him a lot lately since I'm unemployed and he clearly doesn't have much time left. It's pretty fucking rough seeing the same man who was so strong and firm in your childhood reduced to this.

It's a miserable time for him too and he's been dropping hints about ending things on his own.
Maybe we'll make a night of it and watch Casablanca over a few bottles of wine, and a glass of oxycodone for him.

84 years old. I hope I never get that old.

Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:07:42 2018 No.10261063

>>10261052
You should come up to Canada here to the Maritimes.
You'll have the super friendly people but without the passive aggressiveness. Well, most of it anyways.
The climate will probably blow your mind. Especially if you up to Newfoundland. Go up in spring and watch Icebergs go by. Real friendly folk there ups by.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:09:02 2018 No.10261065 I've tried both weed and alcohol, and I feel like weed gives me everything alcohol does with no hangover or negative health effects. Do you prefer alcohol over weed? And do you feel like they give you different things?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:11:03 2018 No.10261070 >>10261045 moar of these Also I would bet 100 dollars he pissed in that chair

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:12:54 2018 No.10261075 >>10261045 >three tall boys >passed out What

Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:13:04 2018 No.10261077
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Ohio anon here, anyone ever try this? I have been getting these for like 5 years now, and so have my buddies. It tastes like acidic shit but is pretty strong for gas station alcohol after all the liquor stores close.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:13:22 2018 No.10261079 >>10261045 Whats going on in this pic? Did he overdose?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:15:58 2018 No.10261082 >>10261065 I had some brownies recently. I ate one and and nothing happened for a while. I thought I got ripped off but then I ate the second one and I could actually taste it. And you know what happened? Jack fucking shit. Anyone care to explain?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:15:59 2018 No.10261083 >>10261075 >>10261079 It's called being drunk, You don't see the handles on the ground?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:19:15 2018 No.10261101 >>10261077 I'm also an Ohio anon, northeast ohio to be specific. I don't ever see these around normal gas stations, are they only in liquor stores or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:21:40 2018 No.10261114 File: 94 KB, 600x1341, label-5-classic-black-15l-436001.png.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's your poison? For me? It's cheap and reliable 5

Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:23:18 2018 No.10261123

>>10261101
They are usually in gas stations around here, Speedways at least. I live in Dayton, and hell I see those things at Wal-Mart and Krogers as well. When I would get off work at my old job at like 10 or 11pm I would go to Speedway and grab one of those.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:30:11 2018 No.10261146 Drunk USAF fighter pilot here, want to help the bros from a few previous threads ago. AMA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:31:24 2018 No.10261154 >>10261146 Never was in previous threads but I hate you mate. I really do Fucking pilot. They turned me away because of my eyes. Fucking shit. Doing Naval officer now. Still hate you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:32:32 2018 No.10261157 >>10261154 Sounds to me like it's all your fault.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:33:03 2018 No.10261162 >>10261101 Also NE Ohio here, I don't recognize this stuff. I do like to get the Long Island iced tea from cans though. I love the way-too-sweet fighting the taste of the 12% alcohol for dominance crappiness of them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:34:47 2018 No.10261171 >>10261157 I read too many books as a kid. Fuck me, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:37:01 2018 No.10261179 >>10261154 You can get lasik or prk, both are allowed by USAF, and I imagine same for USN. If you're colorblind then I feel really bad for you though since there's no fix for that :/

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:39:20 2018 No.10261187 >>10261179 I just replied in the last thread. They don't accept eye surgery as legit unless it's a military sponsored surgeon. And I can't do those until I'm already in. Pretty much get fucked book faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:44:57 2018 No.10261207 File: 34 KB, 633x758, 1405655941443.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10260968 >be me at christmas >family is drinking >I go to pick up 1 drink >"OMG ANON STOP FUCKING DRINKING YOU ALCOHOLIC" My family can be so fucking shit sometimes

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:47:31 2018 No.10261216 >>10261207 My family doesn't know I drink Except for my sister But I don't the rest about the shit she gets up to

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:47:36 2018 No.10261217 >>10261146 Hey, your stories are great. Care to spin a yarn about the most fucked up shit you've seen thusfar? Also, you get to destroy anything yet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:51:46 2018 No.10261238 >>10261062 god damn dude, my grandma died at 83 and watching her go was so rough, hospice is an awful place, second time i've watched it happen (my step moms dad had cancer, he was a good man). hang in there anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:52:39 2018 No.10261242 >>10261045 pls

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:53:14 2018 No.10261244 >>10261082 they might not have been strong enough, you need 10 mg plus to get a good high, did he tell you how it was measured out?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:54:08 2018 No.10261247 >>10261244 He just told me there was a lot, but I'm pretty sure he was high when he made them.

Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:56:54 2018 No.10261253

>>10261247
dude my neighbor just gave me a slightly over baked brownie and tried to give stoner math of 32mg and then said it was 17mg. lol you gotta measure right or it wont work out. not something you should make stoned unless you can into math either way.

Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:58:03 2018 No.10261257

>>10261187
I think you really need to talk to another recruiter. My guess is you're talking to an enlisted recruiter who wants to get people to enlist by telling them "well you have to join first before this applies." Recruiters are fucking scumbags, don't listen to them and do your own research. ROTC allows people to get eye surgery done to get pilot slots and almost all ROTC cadets are not on any paperwork as being actual USAF. One buddy of mine flies F-16s now after basically begging an eye surgeon to fix his eyes since he had a really thin cornea. He had to tape his eyes shut for awhile (weird thing that he slept with eyes open) to get cornea thick enough for them to accept him for surgery. If you really want to be a pilot don't give up, it's actually not that difficult but you have to be motivated for it.
>>10261217
I haven't been deployed yet so no good stories unfortunately. With the current state of things, there won't be any good stories from me anyway. ISIS is pretty much dead, current F-15E squadron there has barely dropped anything because ISIS has been fucked so much since Trump became president. Only hope for good stories is a North Korean war deployment but honestly that shit scares me with the amount of SAMS and AAA they have. It would be a crazy war and I don't think people understand how bloody it would be

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 8 23:59:02 2018 No.10261258 >>10261253 He was obliterated when he gave it to me, they seemed to work on him, idk. Anyhow, how does it compare to being drunk? This would've been my first time had it worked.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 00:00:51 2018 No.10261265

>>10261257
>I think you really need to talk to another recruiter.
You're fucking telling me, bud. I hate my recruiters. They've been "Yeh whatever, read this pamphlet or something" the entire time I've been trying to join up.
Fucking passive and checked the fuck out.

My application is going up this month, thankfully. I hate these guys so much

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 00:04:51 2018 No.10261272

>>10261265
Find a dedicated OTS recruiter, not just normal recruiters. You can also try to be a rated officer in things like combat systems officer (back seater who is working targeting pod and such) and have opportunity to retrain to pilot after. If you're still in college do ROTC and you're pretty much guaranteed a pilot slot unless you're a fuckup. I had a 2.8 GPA and got a pilot slot.

Also, idk if it was you who mentioned being 6' tall but that isn't any issue. Have friends who are 6' 4" flying fighters. I think that is the cutoff height though

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 00:12:00 2018 No.10261293 File: 232 KB, 1024x919, pabst-blue-ribbon-pbr-beer-online-1397100558.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For me, it's Pabst Blue Ribbon. The best pale lager.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 00:15:48 2018 No.10261313 >>10261257 Well shit, I know you were talking about concrete bombs and shit like that, was just asking about any fun fuckfuck game experiences, actually unleashing some firepower on practice targets, or odd cargo taken on your C130 days etc.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 00:16:37 2018 No.10261316

>>10261258
it depends, in general it depends on the strand of weed, some indica's can make you pass the fuck out, others will be chill (like a good blueberry my fav). sativas can be really strong and make some people anxious, i would suggest smoking a few different types of weed if you can. it's harder if it's not legal where you live though. back when i was growing up in Colorado we only really got sativas, now we have everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 00:24:53 2018 No.10261340 File: 587 KB, 750x587, 343439[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] for me, it's lucky lager. almost only a dollar a can!

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 00:31:23 2018 No.10261369

>>10261313
I've shot the 20mm cannon on practice targets at the range, so that was probably the coolest thing I've done. Also have dropped 500lbs of concrete with a laser guidance kit on it. Was supposed to drop 2000lbs of concrete with a much much better kit on it that basically has an autopilot for altitude hold then drops down at a specific angle for penetration effects but the jet it was loaded on was fucked so had to step to a spare without anything on it :(. Almost every time I go to a jet with concrete bombs on it, the jet is fucked so have to go to a different one.

I guess best thing was that someone in my flight had a gbu-24 kit on a concrete bomb, so it was on the autopilot altitude hold thing but it never picked up the laser. Now somewhere in the atlantic ocean is a GBU-24 of concrete that never made it to the target.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 00:36:50 2018 No.10261390 >>10261238 I visited my mom every day while ahe was in hospice care. I'm glad it was only 7 days.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 00:39:03 2018 No.10261401

>>10261258
The best and most common first sign of being high is this weird almost slow motion state where nothing feels real and like you're not in control of your body... That's only if you get insanely high though otherwise Id say you just feel warm and smooth (if that makes any sense)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 01:53:32 2018 No.10261737 >>10261082 Edibles take forever to kick in, and you need a lot of them if you don't make the butter strong. One good dose can last 8+ hours tho. I've eaten edibles the night before and been high at dinner the next day.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 01:56:50 2018 No.10261747

I'm as drunk as I'm gonna get tonight.
And I'm a fucking vat of boling hatred.
I hate myself I hate everyone else. I hate life I hate the world. I just plain hate.

I feel like I'm becoming this person even while sober. Just resentful and hating.
I don't think I like this life. I'd like another please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 02:05:15 2018 No.10261769 I'm 67 days sober. Hang in there lads.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 02:16:00 2018 No.10261796
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>>10261769
Nope.19 iirc days nosleep, like 5 days of migraines, I snapped. Bought a quarter of weed though as soon as I woke up and immediately remembered why I stopped drinking. I’ll buy another when it’s gone. This will have to do for now. As long as the law doesn’t interfere I’ll continue to heal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 02:44:59 2018 No.10261885 well this is the second night in a row of getting drunk alone explicitly because i am sad and lonely is this how it starts?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 02:56:14 2018 No.10261914 File: 46 KB, 384x288, 1514317397288.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >acute alcohol withdrawal lasts 5-7 days >tapering can be done in 3-7 days Why would anyone quit cold turkey rather than tapering? Is there something that I'm missing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 03:06:51 2018 No.10261945 File: 33 KB, 800x335, cracked-pepper-turkey-lunch-meat-13481402.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10261914 tried it and failed every time. cold turkey or nothing for me.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 03:07:40 2018 No.10261949

I dont mind the odd beer or mixed drink, but i dont have a habit of drinking *regularly* like my flatmate does. He comes home from work with a 6 pack, cracks open a bottle and vidya's in between smokebreaks.
Every. Damn. Day.
He's pretty chill so I let him be, whatev.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 03:28:11 2018 No.10262001 >>10261949 >He's pretty chill so I let him be why would you have anything to say about his drinking habits otherwise

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 03:56:45 2018 No.10262068

>>10261914
I can’t taper. I don’t have the willpower to stop drinking once I start
>I’m not drunk, just one more drink
>repeat until paralytic
The cycle continue
I’m on day 6 of cold turkey. Migraines, the shakes and no sleep is the only withdrawals that remain. I’m almost over the first hurdle

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 05:11:02 2018 No.10262210

>>10261154
I know a similar feel. I'm not quite a handle in because some girl I went to college with got acepted into the grad program I was after. I want to be happy for her, but all I feel is bitter resentment. The part of me tht wants to shake her hand and congratulate her is nowhere near as loud as the part that wants to grab her by the throat, tell her that was my spot, and not let go until the last bit of light fades from her eyes.

I know I should feel bad for obvious reasons, and I do a little bit, but I'm mostly where you are right now. I hate her.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 05:26:17 2018 No.10262247

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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 05:33:55 2018 No.10262265 >>10260968 Couldn't be more on poibt. My mom is here and i'm supposed to act like i'm not semi-drunk/hangover. Trying to fight the urge to vomit. Shit...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 05:42:56 2018 No.10262281 File: 1.42 MB, 200x189, 1432255709626.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >5am >liquor sales start at 10am FUCKING HELP

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 05:43:23 2018 No.10262282

>>10262265
Until here recently I had gotten away with being a functional alky due to personal success and taking care of others. That's kinda faded away after a decade and now it's just the booze and failure as far as I consider it.

I've cut back quite a bit to point where my family just considers it a quirk though. The GenZ siblings are all anti-everything straight-edge fanatics though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 05:46:23 2018 No.10262289 File: 1.55 MB, 400x286, Fug dis.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well lads my belly keeps growing and my bank account keeps shrinking. I think its time to cut back to drinking once a week. Anyone have any tips they could offer?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 05:55:07 2018 No.10262304 >>10262247 Acid is the same as LSD matey

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 05:57:46 2018 No.10262312 >>10262281 One quick ram raid and you'll have all the liquor you can carry.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 05:58:12 2018 No.10262313

>>10262289
Take up tea.

Find reasons to leave the house, away from alcohol. Sit in the damned park and watch the waves if you have to. Get addicted to your cell-phone and play copious amounts of (bullshit)poker on your coffee-shops WiFi. Go people watching if there's a massive indoor mall nearby, it's way more occupying than bird-watching.

Anything that keeps your mind occupied and your body away from it. And stay hydrated, well rested, and nourished. Taking a cheat day is probably the worst way to do it, drink less each day by staying active instead of loafing about with booze.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 06:01:53 2018 No.10262319 File: 36 KB, 489x423, 1497026127694.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10262312 WAHT THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN MEAN I'M FUCKING SHAKING FUCK YOU really though, I'm shakey and waiting for the store to open, it sucks. I guess I'm a drunko.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 06:07:29 2018 No.10262326

>>10262319
Why not make your own booze? Its fucking simple, even niggers do it out of bananas in the middle fucking nowhere with no electricity, an old rusty drum and river water.

You have access to far better and yeast and applejuice and bleach for disinfection so you dont go blind. /Diy/ has some guides.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 06:08:00 2018 No.10262328 >>10262319 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ram-raiding

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 06:24:29 2018 No.10262351 >>10262328 inb4 anon actually goes and tries it

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 06:26:55 2018 No.10262353 File: 905 KB, 613x720, heavy force user guy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10262247 >tramadol that high >DMT that low

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 06:31:13 2018 No.10262366 >>10262247 really bad list

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 06:32:36 2018 No.10262369 >>10261083 I can't believe people are so blind, so many non al/cks iin here,

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 06:42:06 2018 No.10262393

>>10262247
Ketamin, weed, LSD, shrooms, occasional upper. Been years though since I did anything harder than shrooms or weed. Well did a line of coke I got for free of a random dude in the club a few weeks ago (actually was no homo before you think otherwise). Drinking only in the weekend these days and only on saturday most of the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 06:46:28 2018 No.10262398 >>10262393 DMT is my mount Everest which I really want to do some day. Even have the shit in my house to make it. Anyway, why are so many of you drunks Americans?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 06:47:57 2018 No.10262402 >>10262398 why is 50% of this website American? Probably because it was originally an American website. Use common sense.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 06:50:15 2018 No.10262407 >>10262402 Nigga, I think this thread goes more to 70 - 80% American than the would be average of 50%.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 06:51:44 2018 No.10262410 >>10262398 Because European alcoholics don't consider themselves alcoholics.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 06:52:48 2018 No.10262411 >>10262407 Well we will never know, also you could be assuming some people are American out of principle when they don't explicitly state their country.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 06:55:55 2018 No.10262416

I am 40 next month /ck/.
I am at the stage where I can’t really even get drunk anymore.
All I do I drink as much as possible, sleep a little, try to drink more but too bloated, do a runny shit, feel like shit and try again starting the next morning after a night of failed sleep and sweat soaked sheets.
AND I STILL CAN’T QUIT.
If only I could sleep and not wake up. :/

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 06:58:46 2018 No.10262424 What a depressing bunch of lads you are. Trade your shitty addictions for some smack and maybe you wouldn't be so fucking boring.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 07:05:48 2018 No.10262443

>>10262411
The use of the imperial system gives them away for the most part. Not that there are not other nations that use that system of course.

Anyway, good luck guys. Suprised so many of you actually are quite comfortable with their situation. Had an aunt who was an alcohol and she almost an heroed. Now she is clean but she can't even be in public or work anymore so broken up she is. Goddamn mess that woman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 07:10:07 2018 No.10262458 >>10262443 Americans use both metric and imperial when it comes to alcohol, 1/5 is a 750ml , a liquor pint is 375ml , we say minis which are 50ml They are all interchangeable. Also I'm from Mexico We use both systems too, same with all of north america

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 07:14:07 2018 No.10262463 >>10260968 Does anyone else drink/get high, just cuz its more comfortable & easier then being sober? That shid is so boring

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 07:15:43 2018 No.10262467

>>10262458

So "most people are Americans" still stands then. Here in Europe we never use the imperial system, at least outside of the UK.

You guys should go to Myanmar. Bottle of Mandalay rum is only 1 dollar, more expensive than the cola if you mix it. And the bottle looks like glass but is just sugar shit so you can drop the bottle and nobody gets hurt. Rumadum in Mandalay were some good times 2 years ago.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 07:15:50 2018 No.10262469 >>10262463 Why do you think I started? Been perpetually intoxicated for 7 years. Alcohol is the hardest thing to moderate though. On so hard I don't know how to stop.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 07:16:12 2018 No.10262471

>>10262463
Me. I can't stand being sober. Not a big drinker, just passing through this general, but it's like a 24/7 urge to be high. If you've ever had physical withdrawals, then its like the mental withdrawals that accompany it only all the fucking time

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 07:17:06 2018 No.10262472 >>10262467 I'm not American though, American typically means from the United States. Canadians and Mexicans would rather be called by their country.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 07:32:02 2018 No.10262511

Last night I got black out drunk in my car where I sleep and posted vocaroos on britpol about all the gay shit I did in the army and now I'm hiding under a blanket in a car park while people walk all around me because I don't want to deal with life right now

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 07:36:28 2018 No.10262518 >>10262511 anon , seek help you need someone .

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 07:43:20 2018 No.10262538 >>10262472 Shitholers

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 07:44:52 2018 No.10262544 >>10262511 did you fold your nutsack into a vagina and get a corporal to fuck it? if not, remember, things can be worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 07:46:41 2018 No.10262550 >>10262518 I live in my car its my own choice, but it gets cold at night and I have to hang blankets up. I eat tins of corned beef and limes to stave off malnutrition, and get fucking hammered so I can just forget. Anime is for nonces.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 07:47:36 2018 No.10262551 File: 2.56 MB, 3264x2448, eddiestreat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] food to last me till next week i've got to stop buying cheap rum

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 07:48:01 2018 No.10262554 >>10262538 Anusdwellers, please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 07:51:25 2018 No.10262562 I spend £1 (about $1.40) a week feeding myself. It buys me enough chicken and rice to get me through without feeling hungry ever. But I spend about £400 a week on alcohol and it's really finally catching up with me.

>>	chop Fri Mar 9 07:56:57 2018 No.10262571 >>10262550 What about getting a little camp stove for gas or alcohol so you can heat the canned food and maybe have a cup of tea once in a while? I hate to see you live like this :(

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 07:57:32 2018 No.10262573 >>10262538 Hey my country is partially a shithole, not my fault. I didn't ask to be born here and all I can do is improve my community.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 07:57:46 2018 No.10262574 >>10262550 So what do you do all day when you drink?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 07:58:34 2018 No.10262575 >>10262551 Eddie where are you, If you are close I will bring you food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 07:58:46 2018 No.10262577 >>10262571 he chooses to live like that, Mr. helper

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 07:58:49 2018 No.10262579 >>10262511 Stop Eddie larping

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 08:00:27 2018 No.10262583 >>10262573 >all I can do is improve my community As opposed to coming to my country and fucking it up more, I respect that. God speed to you, friend.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 08:02:39 2018 No.10262586

>>10262583
Thanks true Mexicans stay here or immigrate legally with a skillset that can improve the place they move to.

Dirty fucking border hoppers are giving us a bad name. They are weak for leaving to try and grab benefits, send em all back. we nationalists will punish them.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 08:03:29 2018 No.10262590

>>10262571
no, its not so bad, once you get used to it if I just eat out of the tins its easier. The thing which really shames me is that sometimes I go hunting for fag ends in ashtrays and smoke the bits that are left, and I drink the dregs in pints left outside pubs sometimes when times are rough.

chop Fri Mar 9 08:06:55 2018 No.10262598

>>10262590
I wasn't really thinking of shame. I don't think you should be ashamed of getting by in a rough situation.
It's just that it's Winter and I'd want something to warm myself on if it were me. I guess it does take more time and setting up etc.
Do they make little electric hobs that can run on the cigar lighter in the car maybe? Or maybe just a heater for the car itself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 08:08:44 2018 No.10262604 https://vocaroo.com/i/s0BGF2P9d9Jq

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 08:11:08 2018 No.10262612 >>10262604 Whatchu laughing about with that gay ass song I recognize so I guess it makes me gay too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 08:18:54 2018 No.10262628 >>10262598 I have a winter sleeping bag so that helps me get by. Not sure about how safe it would be to have a hob in the car when im steaming drunk. Its not so bad, I park near a 24/7 toilet and go to the gym for showers

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 08:21:22 2018 No.10262634 >>10262628 put your name and number in one of the toilet stalls, someone will definitely come and give you the help you need.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 08:23:53 2018 No.10262638 >>10262590 Get a pack of skins and at least roll the fag remains up into a rollie lad it'll be more hygienic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 08:26:06 2018 No.10262642 Can't believe the absolute state of cunts who think codified constitutions are superior to constitutions based upon tradition and legal precedent.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 08:27:07 2018 No.10262645

>>10262628
Don't pay attention to that faggot namefag. What you're doing now builds character. I was there years ago (living in my old shitty car, only had a torn up old tent to use for a blanket). I'm married now, own my own business and have all the toys and other bullshit people think they need. Apply yourself. Or don't - up to you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 08:28:44 2018 No.10262652 File: 117 KB, 634x398, eddiegayexperimentation.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 08:30:01 2018 No.10262655 Why don't you switch to something less harmful like Cannabis? Not that it's completely safe but its better than raping your liver several times a week

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 08:33:07 2018 No.10262670 >>10262655 why don't you switch to not sucking throbbing cocks?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 08:33:31 2018 No.10262672 >>10262655 or every single waking moment. rip liver

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 08:35:40 2018 No.10262677

desu when snektits texts i get sad coz it's normally a pic of me wee babby indoors having a nice family life whil i'm stuck in the car fuckin shitposting

side note, limes is the best mixer

>>10261257
based army lads, i've knocked together a few skulls in my time trust me
served my full honourable time, shame they kicked me out for desertion, 1 week from retirement!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 08:36:13 2018 No.10262679 >>10262670 Like you're doing for pint dregs lardass?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 08:37:17 2018 No.10262683 I drank 3 pints of vodka yesterday holy shit Now im scrounging for change so i can get another

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 08:39:55 2018 No.10262687 >>10262679 ill punch your throat cunt

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 08:40:46 2018 No.10262689 >he thinks written constitutions and a written constitution is the same thing What a fucking cunt you are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 08:44:49 2018 No.10262694 >>10262689 right?

>>	chop Fri Mar 9 08:48:57 2018 No.10262701 >>10262645 Yeah, sorry for being such an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 09:46:24 2018 No.10262894 >>10260986 I can't even imagine how fucking scum you must be in real life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 09:50:58 2018 No.10262916 >>10261075 >just glosses over the giant empty handles on the floor

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 09:52:54 2018 No.10262922 >>10262894 123 posts later even alcoholics managed not to respond to him and here you are feeding the edgelord his attention

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 09:54:24 2018 No.10262927 >>10261257 >Trump fucked up ISIS notably enough so far that you have a pilot telling you so Feels good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 09:56:55 2018 No.10262934 >>10261885 Yes, absolutely. That's how it started 10 years ago for me.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 10:00:34 2018 No.10262945

>>10262326
I mean I know both would completely wreck you if you wanted to make a long run out of it, but is making your own booze technically healthier than drinking bottom shelf liquor that you would buy in a store?
I don't drink liquor anymore or really have any interest to make my own, but I'm just curious about that question.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 10:01:40 2018 No.10262950 >>10262247 >>10262353 What's up with so many people saying that Tramadol actually does anything?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 10:06:02 2018 No.10262954 >>10262950 i dont know, i think it affects people differently. when i was in high school my buddy and i took a bunch before school. i could swear they were bunk but he left early cause they were making his "heart act funny"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 10:10:50 2018 No.10262964 >don't eat anything for 2 days >basically powered by coffee and cigs >finally get around to eating something >stomach just goes fuck you and doesn't digest shit >bloated as fuck for 3-4 hours >GO GO ALCOHOL >bloating gone in 20mins

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 10:14:44 2018 No.10262976 >>10261045 Kek me irl

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 10:17:49 2018 No.10262982 >>10261045 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 10:19:06 2018 No.10262985 >>10261293 Doesn't get me drunk quick enough

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 10:19:29 2018 No.10262986 File: 47 KB, 500x500, miller-lite-logo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10261293 For me it's Miller Lite, the 16oz variant. I get this because it's like a 12 pack but it looks like a 6 pack.

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chop Fri Mar 9 10:21:27 2018 No.10262990

>>10262950
>>10262954
Yeah, it seems to have extremely variable effects from person to person. I absolutely hate it myself. If I do just 250-300 mg. I won't sleep for the next 24 hours, I'll feel anxious and irritable, I'll have no appetite at all. I will not derive any euphoria from it and it barely works on my back pain.
But I know people who think it's the greatest drug in the world both for getting high and for pain management.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 10:22:12 2018 No.10262992 >>10262604 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 10:23:15 2018 No.10262994 >>10262655 Because alcohol doesn't make me paranoid like weed does

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 10:24:07 2018 No.10262997 >>10262424 that's not how it works pal -ex-junkie, comes here to remind himself of why he stopped taking oxy and shooting up

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 10:25:34 2018 No.10263000 >>10262604 what song

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 10:26:34 2018 No.10263002 >>10262319 >>10262328 https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/ppvynn/ram-raids-todays-comic-by-simon-hanselmann

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 10:27:38 2018 No.10263007 >>10262551 >t. 1940 ration book

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 10:34:56 2018 No.10263023 >>10263007 >Bananas >in WW2 England lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 10:54:47 2018 No.10263058 >have 4 fawdies by my desk >1 empty >1 freshly opened >2 unopened >accidentally pop a new one open Fuck, now what ? By the time I'll finish one the other one will taste like garbage >inb4 chug >inb4 forties taste like garbage anyway

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 10:59:38 2018 No.10263078

>dad was tested positive to alcohol after car accident a few years ago
>mom starts to complains he drinks too much
>sis starts to believe he's an alcohol
>nonsense phonecalls definitely happen on the regular from him
>for years I worry about him being down this road you folks know so well
>one day we have lunch with friends
>I happen to drink at his exact pace
>two glasses later we are both as tipsy (he's far bigger than me)
If I tell the rest of the family how I know he's not a real alcoholic, will they calm down or will I be considered as one too?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 11:01:29 2018 No.10263082 >>10263078 fuck the rest of the family drink moar with pops

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 11:01:43 2018 No.10263084 >>10261063 maritimes of canada are the best place i've ever been

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 11:03:19 2018 No.10263090 whoo its friday you know what that means B-E-E-R-R-U-N

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 11:03:21 2018 No.10263091
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>Third week sober
>dont feel much
>just the regretful sideways looks my family
throw my way whenever they see me.

Recovering from booze abuse makes a lot of people treat you like you have cancer or something and ironically makes you wanna chug a bottle of vodka to deal with the feels

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 11:04:09 2018 No.10263098 >>10263078 >how I know he's not a real alcoholic your family will mark you as an alckie as well

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 11:05:06 2018 No.10263104 File: 135 KB, 1024x728, 03FC31E9-1476-44A9-A2D4-028D064B243B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10263023 Only a few months off, friend

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 11:06:19 2018 No.10263109 File: 190 KB, 1510x1400, 1496582551772.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10263090 >2 more hours before shops close >running low >its also raining I know I'll eventually make the run but I just wanted to complain

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 11:07:36 2018 No.10263113 >>10263104 Might I add. The picture is 1946. Rationing ended in 1954.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 11:11:51 2018 No.10263124 >>10263058 I always notice how malt liquor can turn from decent tasting when freshly opened to garbage when left out for not too long Nothing you can do now except chug like a motherfucker before it goes flat

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 11:13:45 2018 No.10263136 >>10262683 >3 pints of vodka Damn son! Do you chug em 1 pint at a time with pauses inbetween or do you just pace yourself and make it last for as long as possible?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 11:17:35 2018 No.10263151 >>10263082 Considered. I think the poor guy just has no drink buddy and is surrounded by judgemental women.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 11:18:54 2018 No.10263156 >-21 where I live >been blizzarding last few days >strong winds >no car >closest liquor store is a 4 mile walk Fug, this is going to suck

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 11:19:31 2018 No.10263160 >>10263124 >decent tasting when freshly opened to garbage when left out for not too long that's as true as it gets, these things turn to shit within hour or so

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 11:22:46 2018 No.10263174

>>10263156
just roleplay you're in antartica or some shit, making food run to the nearest shelter
>tfw was -20 something in my area last week as well
>can't even puff a cig without freezing my hands
>don't want my gloves to smell like shit either
>stand there like a fucking penguing with hands tucked in and cig in mouth

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 11:44:35 2018 No.10263278
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Anybody got any easy to make cocktails that don't require any exotic alcohols?
I'm getting pretty bored of my usual Gin & Tonic but my local stores have the shittest selection of drinks

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 11:45:58 2018 No.10263282 Hope everybody's doing as well as possible .

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 11:48:20 2018 No.10263289 >>10263282 I shit myself on the way to the liquor store. I went in anyway

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 11:51:04 2018 No.10263301 >>10263289 On any other board I'd take that as an ironic shitpost, here however that seems more than possible

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 11:53:33 2018 No.10263312 File: 1.54 MB, 640x800, sauce1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10263289 Drunk in my bathroom as usual. Glad you made it back safely presumably

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 11:57:36 2018 No.10263328 >>10263289 I've been on the wagon awhile. The money I've been saving not having to buy new underwear all the time is a bonus I hadn't considered.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 11:58:21 2018 No.10263332 >>10263278 Old fashioned/whiskey sour

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 12:27:03 2018 No.10263432 >>10262511 What gay shit did you do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 12:34:56 2018 No.10263451 >>10261747 You really just need good friends. The feeling of compassion is the most inspiring thing in the entire world. Go to your local church if you're so inclined, or even if you're not, you just need some love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 12:35:53 2018 No.10263453 File: 62 KB, 480x640, 1279044314-5bba3f88_620[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10263312

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 12:46:48 2018 No.10263483

Fucks sake, lads. Just steer clear of liquor when you're trying to be a social drunk. It's virtually impossible for me to get blitzed on beer anymore, so that's what I stick to. I wanted to stress this point, because the weekends are when I (used to) really get blitzed and show my ass. I've sabotaged so many friendships, relationships, even jobs like this. Of course I still occasionally can't resist the urge to drink some sweet, sweet whiskey.. but almost every time I do, I don't get laid, sometimes get my ass kicked (I really think brain damage is ruining my personality, too many bar-fight related concussions.. but that's another story), and end up pathetically drunk texting or drunk dialing one of the few womerns that'll tolerate my drunken self. It's not fucking good. I was arrested three times last year for basically getting drunk and passing out in an alley.. if I had just drank beer I would've been fine. That's my PSA for the weekend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 12:47:37 2018 No.10263485 >>10262511 Post gay army shit pls

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 12:48:29 2018 No.10263486 >>10263451 >just b urself bro just get a girlfriend bro just get friends who love you bro Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 12:50:51 2018 No.10263493 File: 5 KB, 212x249, sad pingu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TFW texted the ex last night saying she's treated me like shit since we broke up. Not only is it cringey, I still wish I could get back togther with her

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 12:53:49 2018 No.10263502

>>10263486

Dude for real. Great fucking advice, yknow? Oh, that's all I had to do? Plant the seeds and maintain healthy, functional relationships? Well what if you're in your fucking thirties and it's goddamn weird and uncomfortable trying to make new friends? It just doesn't work like that, man.. and church? The fuck.. I'm sure there are lot of good-hearted people who would feign interest in me out of pity, but... no thanks.

I've had two great friends in my life. One is dead, the other won't speak to me anymore after I got blasted on whiskey, insulted his family, and punched him in the face.. at his sister's graduation party.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 12:54:27 2018 No.10263505 >>10263486 I didn't say it was easy but it's necessary.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 12:56:16 2018 No.10263511 >>10263493 There are lots of fish in the sea, brother. As cliche as it sounds, work on yourself and make her regret the breakup more than you do. Fucking do it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 13:00:47 2018 No.10263524 >>10263505 Age 10-29 is the age for having friends. After that, everyone is married and has kids and their opinions are all just parroted shit they hear on Cnn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 13:02:37 2018 No.10263533 >>10263493 >passing the phallus to a woman >ever loling my ass off, pal. take some onus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 13:03:02 2018 No.10263535 >>10263524 Boriiiiiing. Maybe you need to go hang out with gay people. We stay fun and interesting way past 30.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 13:04:18 2018 No.10263540 >>10263535 I'm gay and I'm pretty boring

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 13:05:52 2018 No.10263548 >>10263540 Stop that. Go to your local drag show or something and learn to be interesting. It's so easy to express yourself when you're gay, you're wasting it being boring.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 13:10:56 2018 No.10263566

>>10261062
>be me, 23
>gampy is about 83
>used to be a police officer in 1960’s cali
>is a legend in the local union
>now has MS, in a wheelchair
>he takes it pretty well
>still laughs and jokes around
>my dad hates my grandparents because my grandma was an ultra-violent abusing speed freak back in the day and grandpa didnt do nuffin to stop it
>brothers in the USMC and married halfway across the country
>im the only one who takes care of gampy
Just had a big day with my grandpa, i took him out to panera for a sandwich and a cup of soup, then we cleaned all of his guns. Its so funny because my uncle (my grandpa’s oldest son) are all a bunch of hoity-toity Portland fags and his daughters are spoiled lib college thots who never reach out to thier grandparents. Meanwhile, my dad and I are both ex cons and peckerwood thugs who got thier rights restored and now work legit, blue-collar jobs.
>cleaning guns with gampy
>make hint about how my uncle wants his service pistol when he dies
>”pfft. They arent getting SHIT from me, bunch of faggots”

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 13:13:09 2018 No.10263575 >>10261082 If you live in a legal state, go out and buy some edibles from the store. If you dont, go to any high school and look for dirty looking kids who walk home instead of the bus. GUARUNTEE they have weed on them

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 13:14:13 2018 No.10263577

>>10263535

That sounds awesome, man. I know how men's sex drives are though.. I know I sound like such a fucking troglodyte, and I'm not about to drop the "yah they r cool if they dont hit on me" meme.. but I'm straight as can be and moderately attractive.. how do I make gay platonic friends? Won't pretty much every dude I try to befriend think it's a signal for some latent desires or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 13:17:52 2018 No.10263590 >>10263058 Just screw it closed and put it in the fridge?

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 13:23:11 2018 No.10263608

>>10263577
No, gay people are capable of being friends with straight people. It is awkward if somebody falls in love, but I mean, that's true of women as well right? You could befriend a couple if it's easier so they won't fall for you. Gay couples (if they're healthy) love having friends, and they're very generous and caring cause most don't have kids to lavish love on.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 13:23:13 2018 No.10263609

I've asked this before but is it worse for you to drink more overall but over a much longer period of time or to get more drunk in a shorter period, but drink less overall. I enjoy being mildly buzzed over a long time as opposed to getting drunk at night.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 13:23:24 2018 No.10263611

>>10262247
>god tier
>crack
Ya right nigger. Crack is they GAYEST fuckin drug ive ever done. Its all “ooohh ya this feelsgoodman” for ten minutes and then your $15 is gone and you feel like ass. At least with meth i could be up for a week on a hundred bucks.
Heroin is shit tier too. $10 bucks to take a sweaty nap and throw up, real fun.

Crack is wierd though. I can pick it up and out it down whenever i want, but EXACLTY thirty days later ill get a taste like dry cheerios in my mouth and be like “hmm. Kinda want some crack.”

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 13:24:56 2018 No.10263619 >>10261114 lidl vodka. its cheap and actually pretty nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 13:25:26 2018 No.10263621 >>10263611 Heroin costs $10? I thought it was expensive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 13:25:34 2018 No.10263624 >>10262319 >go to 24hr super market >pure vanilla extract

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 13:26:34 2018 No.10263627 File: 278 KB, 1620x1113, 1482373597678.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10261146 what do you fly? do you live on base? do they have their own liquor store? do you get breathylized before you fly? >>10261114 2 bottles of shiraz

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 13:28:00 2018 No.10263630 >>10263609 I'm not a doctor but I would assume it's better to drink a lot over a long time so your liver has more time to process it through.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 13:36:11 2018 No.10263660 >>10262289 cut out carbs, switch beer to liquor, or wine liquor has 0 carbs, and 2 shots kickstarts keto https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6aMN6NLOTQ

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 13:36:30 2018 No.10263665 >>10263621 No, there is a reason it's taking over America. Just this year, 12 people in my cousin's high school have died from heroic od because it was laced with fentanol

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 13:37:16 2018 No.10263667 really would rather stay in than keep to my commitments wrt AA meetings tonight buds

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 13:39:09 2018 No.10263671

>>10263566

Good on you, lad. Take care of gampy, man. Mine was fucking awesome, a foul-mouthed chain-smoking whiskey drinking union electrician who maintained those traits until he died. I genuinely loved hanging out with him, and I wish I hadn't been such a fucking selfish knob in my twenties and ignored him the way I did. As cliche as it is, he's gone now and I think about him all of the time. You're a good man for taking care of him. You'll be so glad you did when he exits the mortal coil..

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 13:48:44 2018 No.10263713

>>10263621
Ten bux a point where i live. That is, .10 of a gram. A gram you can get for $80 (or $50 if you’re me) but regardless a point will last you an hour, a gram will last you a day unless youre a banger and have shot up every day for the last year

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 13:49:46 2018 No.10263717 >>10263609 drinking a lot overall still puts just as much stress on your liver

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 13:51:48 2018 No.10263725 >>10263713 That's awful. Please get help.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 13:55:30 2018 No.10263743 >>10263665 fentanyl?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 13:56:39 2018 No.10263748 >>10262416 do you have money? maybe move somewhere "with good schools" and camp out for a bit

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 13:59:31 2018 No.10263756

>>10263671
For real. It makes me happy when i see him and take him out. For the most part he doesnt get out at all being that he’s in a wheelchair and he’s stuck with my batshit crazy grandma. It makes me sad that i probably wont have any great-grandkids for him to meet before he goes, but its whatever. He was the best. When my dad got sent to the clink, and my crankhead mom dropped us off at thier house for two years so she could be a tweek whore, they never complained (although my grandma tried putting me in foster care because i was a Troubled. Fucking. Kid.) but they still took care of us and took us to disneyland and all that good shit.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 13:59:56 2018 No.10263759

Could i become alck drinking about 50 units week? I drink 3 drinks in an hour, 2 the next then 1 every hour after to keep the buzz.

I never have cravings when i dont drink, never even have 'just 1'.

Playing vidya on a buzz while listening to music is the thing i look forward to each week.

Im 24, i started drinking 3 years ago but only 'properly about 2 years ago."

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 14:01:46 2018 No.10263768 >>10263759 Should mention i drink weds, fri and sat

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 14:04:43 2018 No.10263780 >>10263759 Bad news anon. You already are one given those numbers

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 14:05:13 2018 No.10263785

>>10263725
Lel i havent touched the shit in forever. I spent most of my time from about 13-16 doing/making/selling drugs with the Aryan Nations. My high school counselor knew what i was up to, so she recommended a military school i could go to for free. I jumped at that opportunity. It was 6 months of fuckin hell but it saved my life. Ive had relapses and all that, mostly from hanging out with people from my past but ive been clean off that shit for about 2 years, last i did anything like that was my 21st birthday.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 14:07:38 2018 No.10263799

>>10263780
Never get withdrawal or anything on thursdays or from sunday to wednesday evening.

I guess what im concerned about is being a shaking bum with withdrawal on my off days. Been in this same routine for over a year now (I actually cut down from 60+ drinks weekly) and no side effects

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 14:08:49 2018 No.10263806
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>>10262550
>Anime is for nonces.
y-you t-take th-that b-b-back!

how did you go from whodares wins to fuck it, I'll live in my car?

>>10262562
£400 a week? jesus

what you down about?

>>10262604
are you sarg'n?
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1UzkePMlTQw

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 14:13:03 2018 No.10263825 >>10262562 Enough chicken and rice to last a week for a quid. WHERE?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 14:13:19 2018 No.10263826 >>10262679 >>10262687 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jKr3Dq0uVw

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 14:20:18 2018 No.10263861 >>10263113 >AKSHULLY

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 14:23:06 2018 No.10263870 File: 49 KB, 645x729, 1508173419510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10263609 >>10263630 also not a doctor, but surely less overall is less to process, so better

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 14:24:56 2018 No.10263877 >>10262562 >spending 200 times more on alcohol than on food now that's how you know you're a professional alcohlic

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 14:27:05 2018 No.10263883 >>10263870 Well it can't process it all at once. It can only efficiently process a certain amount at a certain rate, so dumping a lot at once will overload it and some will push through. Like flooding a watermill.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 14:29:21 2018 No.10263892 >>10263877 >thinking 400 is 200 times bigger than 1 now that's how you know you're an on duty professional alcoholic

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 14:30:48 2018 No.10263899 >>10263883 yeah, but that will put you into superdrunk state faster, so overall you'll drink less

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 14:32:00 2018 No.10263903 >>10263825 you're forgetting that 95% of his calories come from the 400 quid of alcohol

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 14:34:11 2018 No.10263917 >>10263899 Yes but it will be more damaging. Also, he said that he prefers to be buzzed over a long period of time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 14:35:51 2018 No.10263923 i was wondering why /ck/ was moving so slow today, then i realized that i have 25 threads hidden this is why i drink

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 14:38:41 2018 No.10263931 >>10263917 intersting conigdrum better to blackout drunk fast, or drink more but over long times must crack out those competitive equaysians n shit yo

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 14:42:35 2018 No.10263947

>drink
>great, attentive, caring father
>people comment on how much of a good father I am and how patient I am with my daughter
>don't drink
>everything my daughter does annoys the fuck out of me despite not saying anything or reacting to it
Luckily my wife doesn't care I drink, As long as I don't drink and drive she is happy. God bless her

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 14:43:19 2018 No.10263950

My financial situation got so bad I had to apply for the food bank here. Got a box full of a ton of shit though, Jesus Christ. I haven't seen this much food in my kitchen in goddamn ages.

Fuck booze dude. Put me in so much debt it's unreal. Literally have 98 cents to my name right now and $500 in debt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 14:45:30 2018 No.10263959 >>10263947 Dude shouldn't you care about your daughter more than that?

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 14:51:58 2018 No.10263991

>>10263950
Could be worse. Try doing 2 years in max security juvenile detention and get thrown into a big-boy jail for a year the day you turn 18, then deal with thousands of dollars in fines and court fee’s. Took me three years to climb out of that shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 14:53:34 2018 No.10264001 >>10263959 More than what? She's 4 years old, She doesn't know what alcohol is

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 14:56:11 2018 No.10264014 >>10264001 Care enough about her to not think she's constantly annoying

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 14:59:55 2018 No.10264034 >>10264014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ0M2f8jqag >>10263959 yeah, what can you do though?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:01:44 2018 No.10264038 >>10263991 wtf did you do, kill someone?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:02:41 2018 No.10264042 >>10264014 All kids are annoying to an extent. I love her, provide for her, and never yell at/harm her. I think I'm an OK dad, Even though I drink.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:04:58 2018 No.10264051 >>10264034 >>10264042 Idk you could listen more, get more involved in her life so you start to get attached to the things she likes and then be happy when shes happy

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:09:52 2018 No.10264075 >>10264051 sounds like the world is going to shit, and the lack of alchohol feels too raw, are you wammins, or just effeminite?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:13:01 2018 No.10264094 >>10264075 I'm a gay man

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:15:40 2018 No.10264114 >>10264094 my condolences, were you molested?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:17:07 2018 No.10264121 >>10264114 Yes actually, and yet it's you who can't form a healthy relationship with your offspring

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:20:38 2018 No.10264138

>>10264121
>Yes actually
this seems to be how gays are created, I'm not meaning to be mean here, it's pretty sad how young lives are destroyed by predators. 1/3 of all child molestations are of boys, by men, yet gays are only 1-2% of the population? that is a fucking huge over-representation

> and yet it's you who can't form a healthy relationship with your offspring
I'm not him, unfortunately I have no children yet, wish him well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab9ew4G5UXU

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:21:23 2018 No.10264143 >>10264121 don't throw shade, we all friends here

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:22:13 2018 No.10264148 >>10264121 You know, something tells me that's not a big problem for the gays.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:27:34 2018 No.10264166

>>10264138
Actually a lot of predators are heterosexual. For example my molester was straight. It's theorized that it's more of an exercise of power for them rather than typical sexual desire. Anyway my molestation occured when I was 14, after I'd already come out.

>>10264148
Those of us that do have kids are statistically better parents, but that's a nice try.
https://bmcpublichealth.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/1471-2458-14-635

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:29:05 2018 No.10264176 >>10264166 >Actually a lot of predators are heterosexual. For example my molester was straight man molests boy, but is straight? pls explain

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:29:58 2018 No.10264179 >>10264176 Read the third sentence of my post.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:30:10 2018 No.10264182

>>10264038
I was age 16 when i got the charges, it was my third day out of military school and i went on a six day bender, i tried to collect money from a guy who owed me since before i went into military school so i put a gun in his face and beat the fuck out of him after having him us drive to an ATM. I took off right afterwards and im sure he’s the one who called the law on me. When the fuzz finally caught up with me they ran up on me, maced and tazed the hell out of me, found about 1/4 oz of dope on me and muh pistols.

1 count of assault w/ intent on bodily harm
2 counts Posession of a controlled substance w/intent to distribute
1 count kidnapping
2 counts of poss. Stolen firearm.

Im this guy
>>10263566
>>10263713
>>10263756
>>10263785
>>10263611

Dude dont fuck around with drugs or the law. Shit will ruin your life, turn you into a whole nother person. What REALLY sucks is when you get a gang or firearms enhancement on your charge. Thats easily another 5-10 years. Luckily i was a juvenile and they didnt throw any enhancements on my case.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:31:16 2018 No.10264187 >>10264179 >It's theorized that it's more of an exercise of power for them rather than typical sexual desire. ? anything can be theorized, can you supply proof? obviously not

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:31:18 2018 No.10264188

>>10264166
>Actually a lot of predators are heterosexual. For example my molester was straight. It's theorized that it's more of an exercise of power for them rather than typical sexual desire. Anyway my molestation occured when I was 14, after I'd already come out.
If that was the case, then they would be molesting young girls and not preferentially young boys. This is just fuzzy logic: g-g-gays aren't molesters, it's about power! It's those terrible heteros at it again!

Also, any contrary data showing gay parents are inferior to normal parents would be suppressed in the current socio-political climate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:32:42 2018 No.10264190 >>10264187 Not to mention the insanely passive, "It's theorized that..." qualifier. His assertion literally means nothing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:33:33 2018 No.10264192 >>10264190 >assertion eww, is that what they call it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:35:07 2018 No.10264202 >>10264014 >obviously doesn't have kids

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:36:27 2018 No.10264207

>>10264187
Sorry that I don't have an in depth understanding of what was going on in the guy's head when he raped me. That's what I've read.

>>10264188
That's an easy excuse. The truth is boys are easier to molest because older men have more consistent access to them and they're less likely to come out about it, and even less likely to be believed because of misconceptions such as yours.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:37:58 2018 No.10264215 >>10264207 >I don't have an in depth understanding of what was going on in the guy's head when he raped me man rapes boy, totally not homo? this makes sense to you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:38:42 2018 No.10264219 >>10264202 www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNrB9xmGPoY

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:40:47 2018 No.10264233

>>10264215
I know that he is straight. I've lived around him ever since. He has girlfriends and only hooks up with women, he tried to date a man and it didn't work out for him. He was using me for sexual pleasure not because he was attracted to me, but because of his desire to take power over me/exploit me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:42:58 2018 No.10264246 File: 28 KB, 1048x1496, 1487837833589.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10264233 >I know that he is straight. > he tried to date a man what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:47:06 2018 No.10264262 >>10264246 He sexually and romantically experimented and still maintained his heterosexuality after. If that doesn't prove his sexuality what will?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:52:16 2018 No.10264282 >>10264182 You sound like a try hard degenerate. You'll enjoy your time here, welcome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:53:17 2018 No.10264286 >>10264262 men who rape boys can still be hetero? explain

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:55:09 2018 No.10264292 >>10264262 Nah he's bi nigga. Fag in denial nigga

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:55:20 2018 No.10264294 >>10264286 A carnivore can eat a vegan meal and not be vegan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:56:25 2018 No.10264302 Does anyone know how good honey Mead taste like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 15:58:17 2018 No.10264314 >>10264294 and a vegan can eat meat, yet still be a vegan?

>>	chop Fri Mar 9 16:00:00 2018 No.10264321 >>10263566 You're a good man, anon. Appreciate the old man while you have him. I bet he appreciates the hell out of you right back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 16:01:09 2018 No.10264325 >>10264302 Every one I've had was sickly sweet. I've had great dry ciders, but not mead.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 16:03:57 2018 No.10264336

been sober for 3 weeks. my choice. i feel really good.
buddy just called and said i need to come help drywall and paint, and since I did say i would work for food and beer months ago, I need to go help. the only real reward was free beer.
i dont know what to do

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 16:06:12 2018 No.10264345 >>10264336 Tell him you don't want any booze as a reward?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 16:06:13 2018 No.10264346 File: 304 KB, 529x487, 1479064717200.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10264336 Get the free beer and put it on the shelf.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 16:08:20 2018 No.10264362

Last night I was on the verge of strangling an old friend. My calm exterior was close to splitting. My right hand was shaking and I wanted to do damage to him. His personality annoys me.

The alcohol helped me accept the temptation but even sober those urges are there with a wall in front of them.

I just want to live without the thought that everyone is evil, but one single snarky comment from someone and I get this physical feeling of rage dowm back, arms and face and I want to hurt them.

How can I get help for this sort of thing without being pumped with medication? Its like a paranoia but it feels righteous if that makes sense. When I drink even only a few the wall comes down and even though I threatened to stab the guy above he still wants to make up and be friends.

chop Fri Mar 9 16:09:42 2018 No.10264369

>>10263566
You're a good man, anon.
Appreciate the old man while you have him. I bet he appreciates the hell out of you right back.

Had a long talk with mine about death today. There's been talk of putting him in a home but he would obviously rather stay in the house he's lived in for the last 50+ years.
He flat out told me he just wants to be in his own house and watch the Spring arrive and then die. He didn't say it outright but it sounded like he has some pills set aside for the purpose.
I told him I won't stop him. He's in absolute misery 24/7 and I think it should be any sane man's right to choose anyhow.
The rest of the family shut him down when he tries talking about death around them. I guess they think he'll live forever if they just stuff their fingers in their ears.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 16:19:04 2018 No.10264404

drinking a couple cheapo beers as I relax at home after a shit week at work. Came home to find a cute girl moving in next door. Introduced myself and she mentions that she is finding it weird as she broke up with a long term boyfriend not too long ago now has to go back to living on her own.

Is this a sign bros?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 16:21:55 2018 No.10264424 >>10264404 should have helped her move in then invited her over then fucked her

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 16:34:35 2018 No.10264486 >>10264369 Tough pill to swallow man. Luckily my gampy isnt in that position... yet. But if it came down to it, best believe im gonna do whatever he wants when it comes to how he wants to go

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 16:36:13 2018 No.10264495 >>10261207 i got totally assholed this year. the older I get the more i start drinking with the married uncles.. im 31 without a woman in sight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 16:43:19 2018 No.10264533 File: 327 KB, 990x407, 1467167340608.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just went down to the shops and my card got rejected. Not a drop of alcohol in the house. I'm in for a rough night

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 16:46:55 2018 No.10264551 >>10264533 just use credit and go into debt :^)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 16:48:05 2018 No.10264556 >>10264314 that's what billy bob thornton says, he eats turkey sometimes

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 16:49:45 2018 No.10264564 >>10264404 It's a sign that you should be neighborly. Are you being neighborly? Are you inviting her to do shit? Is she from out of town?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 16:51:03 2018 No.10264575 File: 38 KB, 652x367, grka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10264551 This. You obviously lack the receptors to realize when to feel shame anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 16:53:16 2018 No.10264587 >>10263493 >>10263511 Update: She threatened at block my number. guess that's my only option now

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 16:58:48 2018 No.10264604 >>10264587 take my advice, turn off your phone the second you pick up a beer

>>	WN !!XKy4PC1RH+2 Fri Mar 9 17:27:01 2018 No.10264688 File: 342 KB, 1400x1016, The_Drunkard's_Progress.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	WN !!XKy4PC1RH+2 Fri Mar 9 17:28:09 2018 No.10264694 File: 2.53 MB, 3398x4127, William_Meacham_Murrell,_Map_on_Temperance,_1846_Cornell_CUL_PJM_1052_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 17:29:17 2018 No.10264696

lads i'm a 30 something ex squaddie and i just got into a serious fight with my gf over going to some lads funeral (who i don't even know) she said I picked rum over honouring this man (who i don't even know)
shes really pissed off with me
do you think i should have to go?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 17:30:01 2018 No.10264702 File: 807 KB, 1200x1600, DSC_0057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >read about top tier scotch + matcha chink recipe >try it out >it tastes like absolute shit What the fuck, /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 17:31:28 2018 No.10264712 >>10264696 did she know him? obviously means something to her that you aren't going.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 17:32:21 2018 No.10264718 >>10264712 yeah she knows him. i offered to give her a lift to the funeral but i honestly have no interest in spending any time with her family (we dont get along)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 17:32:52 2018 No.10264719 >>10264696 no reason to be that pissed over a funeral. anyway i'm actually hungry, so happy. I'm really about at high school weight, which is what i wanted. 5 lbs in 3 months isn't a lot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 17:33:53 2018 No.10264728 >>10264696 >Literally caring what a bitch says or thinks Best get that attitude out of your brain my bro

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 17:33:56 2018 No.10264729 >>10264696 just go dude don't be a dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 17:34:13 2018 No.10264731 >>10264718 she obviously hasn't been to a bijillon funerals yet. rip unkown man.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 17:34:26 2018 No.10264733

expected about $7 to be in my bank account, checked and saw $480. god bless tax returns. might treat myself to scotch because i have no sense of money management.

also, i'm gonna call this bar across the country to see if i can get their recipe for a cocktail i had there over a year ago. still remember that shit, and it was delicious, but i can't recall all the ingredients.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 17:35:18 2018 No.10264737 >>10264729 oh it hasn't happen yet, then go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 17:35:51 2018 No.10264739 >>10264688 Step 7 for me

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 17:40:36 2018 No.10264751 >>10264733 no good at money management either. at least i'm not blowing it all on cigarettes and drink anymore. I'm getting an impressive setup, but not much money.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 17:42:42 2018 No.10264758 >>10264718 you're a bad boyfriend but that can work to your advantage in the sense that she can't control you

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 17:43:48 2018 No.10264764 >>10264688 he sure gets some ballin clothes in steps 8 and 9 improvement from steps 6 and 7

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 17:45:12 2018 No.10264767 I miss gin, but the difference in after effects means I daren't return to it

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 17:45:15 2018 No.10264768 >>10261207 Are you me? I have issues with depression and I had been abusing alcohol initially but I got past that. I moderate my drinking now but I can't drink with my family cause I get that shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 17:50:29 2018 No.10264782 i'm fine when i drink and pretty much fine when i don't. cigarettes are much worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 17:51:27 2018 No.10264786 >>10264782 Smoked a few times. Being an alcohol addict I'm not in a position to judge, but I just don't get it. Cigs are disgusting

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 17:52:05 2018 No.10264790 It’s all right I think we’re gonna make it Think it might just work out this time Fucking lies, Christopher Cross

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 17:52:26 2018 No.10264792 >>10264782 alcohol is ok. cigarettes you will tear up the whole house over.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 18:02:43 2018 No.10264818 >>10264702 that was a ruse to get you to stop drinking and ruin some scotch by the same occasion

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 18:04:52 2018 No.10264823 >>10264818 ruined some nice tea too fuck mixing, I swear to god "good cocktail" is an oxymoron.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 18:11:34 2018 No.10264850 honestly the more i drink the more problems i see in my life is there anything else you guys can recommend?

>>	>C O P E !!spag5sNh5f7 Fri Mar 9 18:12:44 2018 No.10264856 >>10264688 based wn

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 18:17:24 2018 No.10264879 >>10264850 that is a head scratcher

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 18:22:42 2018 No.10264903 File: 203 KB, 1200x800, im thinking rick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10264850 hmm

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 18:24:38 2018 No.10264909 >>10264604 plan now is not drinking. we'll see how long that lasts. I'm going to the doctor monday, so the doc will probably tell me my liver is shot anyways since my levels were already like 5x normal a year and a half ago

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 18:24:40 2018 No.10264910 >>10264850 cock guzzling

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 18:45:17 2018 No.10264990 >>10264909 You doctor will want to test your liver and then they will tell you it is fucked. I recommend you see an addiction specialist and do an IOP in tandem, possibly therapy. Meds help a bunch

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 18:51:46 2018 No.10265014 File: 55 KB, 500x418, 1520286342285.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10264990 I wish i was more scared about my liver failing and dying, but i just kinda want to die desu

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 18:53:30 2018 No.10265018 >>10265014 liver failure is one of the worst ways to go

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 18:54:53 2018 No.10265024 >>10265018 eh i probably deserve it

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 19:09:56 2018 No.10265088
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>>10261052
>I prefer the midwest

born here, grew up here, raised my kid here, probably will die here

there are worse peninsulas I imagine
got a pint of Sobieski, some good smoking dope (blur dream/purple ???), a few 16 oz of beer in Busch cans, had 5 whiskeys, two beers before I got home.

that's what I'm going to miss if I fuck up big one more (last) time

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 19:14:15 2018 No.10265101

>>10263493
Not my ex, but I have an old friend I always text or call when I black out. I finally deleted her number yesterday after ranting about how I'd respect a woman more if she fucked dogs rather than niggers then I went on about the Jews... Nothing feeds my self-loathing like the way I talk to her because she's never been anything but a sweet and supportive friend but I constantly feel compelled to test her limits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 19:33:28 2018 No.10265191 anyone got the image of the guy in front of the computer with a couple of steel reserve cans on the table

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 19:38:37 2018 No.10265211 File: 21 KB, 248x189, 1470933473892.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10265101 >I'd respect a woman more if she fucked dogs rather than niggers then I went on about the Jews...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 19:39:13 2018 No.10265216 Been drinking yesterday on antibiotics they told me not to drink on, felt sick all day, thought I was going to be so I went to the sink to be sick, was Gipping but no sick.. But I was spitting out blood.. What could be causing this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 19:40:57 2018 No.10265223 >>10265216 what antibiotics?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 19:41:59 2018 No.10265228 >>10265191 it's literally in this thread you drunk ass motherfucker lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 19:45:34 2018 No.10265250 >>10265223 Metronidazole

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 19:50:43 2018 No.10265286 Get a script for 15x 0.5mg alprazolam Wake up next morning with literally four left and am empty bottle of scotch and texts confessing my love for a coworker Can I die now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 19:55:16 2018 No.10265313 >>10265228 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBVDdr3wqm4

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 19:57:14 2018 No.10265324 >>10262986 I really hope you haven’t been using that math to justify buying those for too long, anon. You might actually have a learning disability, it’s only nine (12oz) beers in total volume.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 20:07:34 2018 No.10265372 >>10265250 that easily could be what is making you feel sick but I doubt that's the reason for the blood

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 20:42:06 2018 No.10265490 >>10265372 I feel seriously unless, a bit wobbly, not sure if I'm just panicking but my heart feels like it's pumping weakly if that makes sense, my stomach is in agony too

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 20:46:04 2018 No.10265511 Thread stinks of pol.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 20:48:08 2018 No.10265518 How do i quit smoking while drunk? I only crave for a smoke while drunk and most of the time i'm drunk... So is there any chance i could stop smoking because i always regret it and tobacco costs way too much here anyways.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 20:48:55 2018 No.10265525 >>10265490 yeah that is all typical so stop drinking lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 20:49:57 2018 No.10265530 >>10265518 they are both related to dopamine pathways so no try to stop smoking while doing speed though, fucking impossible

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 20:50:35 2018 No.10265534 File: 2.00 MB, 4032x3024, FC2FD413-5C90-42FB-B7AE-5D995FC55BA8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bathman here tell me your tales of woe Got trashed at work at our offices beer keg, manager called me a Lyft home

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 21:18:34 2018 No.10265658 >>10265286 surprised you managed to wake up in the morning 2bh, i'd have been knocked out for 16 hours

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 21:34:12 2018 No.10265742 >>10265658 Yeah I have hardcore tolerance it’s bad Inpatient detox is in my Immediate future

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 21:35:42 2018 No.10265751 >>10265286 Scotch and xanny aren't a good mix man

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 21:36:37 2018 No.10265761 >>10265286 Yes it will be the only relief

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 21:37:47 2018 No.10265765 al/ck/ meetup when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 23:13:24 2018 No.10266141 >>10265765 fagget

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 23:18:54 2018 No.10266165 >>10265751 Always wonder the game plan when my psychiatrist failed to mention booze + klonopin was bad news, in several years, it never came up. I was on 2mg of klonopin daily from 20 to 23 while binge drinking lol.

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 23:28:36 2018 No.10266223

>>10266165
did he know about your drinking? didn't the bottle have a warning? didn't the prescription come with an info sheet about the klonopin and how you shouldn't drink while using it?

in other news, can't wait to get some cash and maybe start trying some RCs like LSD analogs and get some different nootropics like noopept to try. the phenibut hcl has been ok, only done it a few times and no massive doses but notice a bit of a relaxing feeling after it kicks in

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 23:42:12 2018 No.10266300

>>10266223
fair point that i could've read the directions/the crossed out martini glass symbol, but literally everything has that warning anyways, and i was more concerned over waiting for my steven-johnsons to kick in lol

needless to say, i ddin't die, but i have zero memory of those years and i would regularly take two .5mg klonopin before going to social events that included a few hours of drinking, and then drive home. whoops.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 23:44:14 2018 No.10266310 File: 16 KB, 291x343, sad penguine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why hasn't my alcoholism killed me yet?

Anonymous Sat Mar 10 00:00:11 2018 No.10266376
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So apparently I have cirrhosis at the ripe old age of 30. My al/ck/ days come to an end or I will be dead within 10 years. For the longest time I thought I didn't care about dying but now that I have that concrete number staring at me, suddenly I don't actually want to die, haha trolled!

What now, cu/ck/s?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 10 00:01:41 2018 No.10266380 >>10266376 how did you find out? did you have any symptoms?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 10 00:04:52 2018 No.10266390 >>10266380 Got a blood test when I went on antidepressants and they noticed my liver enzymes were elevated. Then they did some other test and found it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 10 00:07:20 2018 No.10266396 >>10266376 >>10266390 How much do you drink on a regular basis? How long have you been doing it?

Anonymous Sat Mar 10 00:10:18 2018 No.10266406

>>10266396
First drank at 18, started drinking every day at 22, drank every day until...well, tonight.

I mostly drink beer, 12-18 every night. But for a couple years I was drinking liquor, a handle every 2 or 3 days. I also did a lot of other substances that aren't easy on the liver. But still I never would have guessed there was anything wrong with my liver. I feel totally fine aside from routine hangovers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 10 00:11:15 2018 No.10266410 >>10266406 >12-18 every night 12 - 18 cans/bottles each night?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 10 00:12:23 2018 No.10266415 >>10266410 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 10 00:14:28 2018 No.10266420 >>10266406 I'm in a similar boat. Fortunately if you stop, some of your liver will probably heal and reverse, but it'll never be 100% or anywhere close again.

Anonymous Sat Mar 10 00:17:18 2018 No.10266431

>>10266420
>Fortunately if you stop, some of your liver will probably heal and reverse, but it'll never be 100% or anywhere close again.
I mean, I guess I'll be fine if it's like it is now. Like I said I didn't even notice any symptoms.

Quitting is gonna be really difficult though. I honestly love beer. But I love being alive more so I just have to stop.

Anonymous Sat Mar 10 00:20:46 2018 No.10266448

>>10266431
Yeah it fucking sucks, but it's either that or be dead.

I started gaining a bunch of weight which was really abdominal swelling due to liver leakage. I also got really short of breath and started feeling pain. Cirrhosis ahoy.

Doc said there's pretty much nothing you can do except stop immediately, after yelling at me for about a solid three minutes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 10 00:22:32 2018 No.10266455 >>10266448 Forgot to add: my dad drinks as much as I do and he's 67. Zero symptoms for him and he's thin as a rail. Fuck my genetics.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 10 00:22:58 2018 No.10266458 >>10266448 Damn you got into the third stage of it then. They said mine is still compensated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 10 00:24:43 2018 No.10266468 >>10266455 Haha exact same situation for me. It just affects everybody differently.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 10 00:26:54 2018 No.10266476 >>10266406 fuck...that's less than me and i'm most likely 50lbs lighter than you.

Anonymous Sat Mar 10 00:27:34 2018 No.10266480

>>10266458
I've been off for a month and I feel much better. The swelling has gone down a bit too but I'm still bloated. Prescription NSAIDs make the pain go away.

Three years hard on the sauce + 5 or so getting casually shitfaced is enough to do it my dudes.

Anonymous Sat Mar 10 00:30:31 2018 No.10266492

>>10266476
It really affects everybody differently. Some people can drink like a fish their whole lives and never get liver problems. Other people are dead before they hit 40.

Just went to my buddy's funeral a few weeks ago in fact. 34 years old. Last time I saw him he looked totally fine.
>>10266480
Godspeed, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 10 01:42:17 2018 No.10266734 good news the skin on my fingers finally died and peeled off, no seeming permanent damage and thats why you wear gloves when walking to the liquor store in -20c weather. also don't black out and get lost on the way home carrying a 15 pack and a 40

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 10 01:44:06 2018 No.10266743 File: 2.01 MB, 2000x2666, 1479345778521.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10266734 post pics or stop one upping

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 10 01:57:20 2018 No.10266796 >>10261077 Sounds wonderful, does that iced tea cut out the booze smell?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 10 01:59:24 2018 No.10266807 >>10264688 lel the wife underneath is the best part

Anonymous Sat Mar 10 02:05:13 2018 No.10266836

>>10265765
Why would you even want that? Everyone that's actually an alcoholic wouldn't leave their house, anyone that's normal wouldn't go, what's left would be a bunch of fags trying to prove they're booze hounds by ordering well shots and passing out/kicked out within an hour.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 10 02:08:30 2018 No.10266852 >>10265765 check your local AA meetings >>10266836 >Why would you even want that? exactly, i fucking hate AA.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 10 02:12:15 2018 No.10266868 >>10266141 it was a joke dude

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