/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10254477]

Who's jacked and on keto lads? Share your recipes and gains. Picture related.

[Anonymous No.10254493]

>>10254477
Human
>>That thing.

[Anonymous No.10254507]

>>10254477
>that guy
What was the name of his book?
I keep forgetting it

[Anonymous No.10254513]

>>10254477

>it's another retarded fad diet thread

[Upx0Le.Ree !eeR.eL0xpU No.10254515]

[Anonymous No.10254524]

>>10254507
Goyrilla Mindset?

[Anonymous No.10254537]

Looks like a Sea of Thieves character irl.

[Anonymous No.10254543]

>>10254507
Monkey thoughts

[Upx0Le.Ree !eeR.eL0xpU No.10254548]

>>10254543
turns out, little monkey fella

[Anonymous No.10254552]

We have two other threads on this already. Use the fucking catalog.

[Anonymous No.10254554]

>>10254507
bonobo brainwave

[Anonymous No.10254556]

>>10254477
>who keto here
>who paleo here
>who iifym here
>who small meals every 3 hours here
>who low fat here
>who atkins here
i’m not a 50 year old retard, so i don’t remember any others. it’s your fault if you’re fat, not the food you eat.

[Anonymous No.10254572]

>>10254477
I like to get my workout started with a large semen shake

[Anonymous No.10254974]

Why does dieting trigger the neck beard scum of /ck/? Is it cause they lack the conviction to ever apply themselves to anything difficult?

[Anonymous No.10254982]

>>10254974
This is actually something worth looking into. Any mention of anything other than random consumption triggers the hell out of so many people. God forbid people adopt a uniform diet.

[Anonymous No.10254988]

>>10254974
For me, it’s the Filet-o-Fish. The Best Fish Sandwich.

[Anonymous No.10255009]

>>10254974
Cause keto is for faggots

[Anonymous No.10255019]

>>10255009
You're thinking of veganism, or worse yet fruitarianism.

[Anonymous No.10255242]

>>10254477
i jacked on your keto, yeah

[Anonymous No.10256331]

>>10254974
The concept of adhering to a strict diet is for housewives

[Anonymous No.10256398]

>>10256331
T. Fatass

[Anonymous No.10256432]

>>10256331
also latent homosexuals. Pic triggers the /fit/fag

[Anonymous No.10256442]

>>10254982
Because diets are stupid and there's no evidence that adhering to any kind of strict diet yields any significant results. Healthy people don't need to diet because they know how to not overeat like a pig

[Anonymous No.10256454]

>>10256398
>T.
Go ask to speak to the manager

[Anonymous No.10257575]

>>10254552
no u

>>10254556
You forgot vegans, you idiot. How could you forget vegans?

>>10254974
It takes away time and threadspace from McChicken shilling.

>>10254988
See?

[Anonymous No.10257582]

>>10254477
About the only "recipe" I have nowadays is cauliflower-cheese. Best keto food ever, especially with fractal cauliflower.

[Anonymous No.10257620]

>>10254974
Nail on head. People get upset and uncomfortable when faced with their failures

[Anonymous No.10257830]

>>10254974
Not our fault that your diet is retarded.

[Anonymous No.10257852]

>>10257830
How would you know you troglodyte? I power lift and in an attempt to drop some weight to get higher pound for pound lifts I did keto. I lost 20 lbs and not a single lb of muscle. Probably actually gained some considering I've gotten stronger. There is alot to benefit from this diet but rock heads like yourself who think you got it all figured out as you wipe cheeto dust away talk shit. Fuck yourself. I hope you continue to suffer thru life you arrogant nigger

[Anonymous No.10257857]

>>10257852

>i power lift

Fag.

[Anonymous No.10258104]

>>10256398
178cm/60kg

[Anonymous No.10258109]

>>10254507
Donkey cognisance

[Anonymous No.10258328]

>>10254507
Proboscis Point-of-View

[Anonymous No.10258335]

>>10254477
>getting jacked on keto
nigga you don't understand, you NEED carbs to get jacked if you're natty and/or if you're not injecting insulin. You need insulin to trigger growth. You don't release much insulin if you don't have sugar (carbs) in your bloodstream. You become jacked first then do keto to delet bodyfat

[Anonymous No.10260552]

>>10254507
ape apoteosis