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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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>> No.10254365

>>10254352
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

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>>10254352

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>>10254352
>>10254372

>> No.10254377

>>10254372
I-Is the crab OK?

>> No.10254386

>>10254365
*kisses you in the cheek*
He lives there dumdum

>> No.10254463

>>10254365
He flies out, because he's actually a chicken.

>> No.10254755

>>10254365
He's stuck in there until /ck/ stops posting them. Even then, he has to cook all the eggs.

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>> No.10255475

>>10255354
injecting salmon to make it heavier?

>> No.10255490

>>10255354
God I wish that were me.

>> No.10255522

>>10254372
Based gooks

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>>10255467
F

>> No.10255675

>>10255467
now that's cool

>> No.10255687

>>10255675
Hot actually

>> No.10255689

>>10255343
>maggots_consuming_dead_dog.jpg

>> No.10255738

>>10255527
the "chopping raw onion with eyes open" challenge

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>> No.10255873

>>10255861
and they say western women suck at cooking

>> No.10255878

>>10254352
This seems like such an inefficient and overcomplicated system.

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10255899

Hey guys, I'm looking for more foodporn channels, I'll list the ones I know but I'd love some more suggestions

>food ranger
>mark wiens
>strictly dumpling
>aden films
>chinese cooking demystified
>travel thirsty

I'd love to find some more western oriented stuff but it seems like the ones that go trending are asian-focused.

>> No.10255902

Someone post the egg man

>> No.10255904

>inb4 the surly king of the egg fort

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>> No.10256103

>>10256017
this got a chuckle
just one though you greedy faggot

>> No.10256155

The original classic:
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1520319102524.webm

A new hope:
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1520443996089.webm

For reference:
https://youtu.be/NRItYDKSqpQ

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>>10254376
based anon

>> No.10256185

>>10254372
>>10254376

Hi there!

>> No.10256206

>>10255799
Atleast you getting your moneys worth of booze:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tWZDLQeq2I

>> No.10256209

>>10255475
Mechanical de-boning machine.

Fishes have fuckloads of tiny rib bones in their filet meats that have to be removed.

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>>10254372

>> No.10256268

>>10255799
who is this gorgeous green haired goblin?

>> No.10256272

Today on How It's Made...

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>> No.10256290

>>10256280
who is this guzzling godess?

>> No.10256291

>>10256268
> Green
You need a vision test.

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>>10256291
looks gREEEEn to me

>> No.10256337

>>10256315
How does she get out of there without eating all the butter?

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>>10254352
Does anyone have that rare webm of some guy in a stall filled with eggs, and he fries up some sort of egg sandwich?

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>>10256315
>Smear of butter on untoasted bread is thicker than the patty

>> No.10256348

>>10256342
thread hidden, good bye

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>>10256342
Thought it would be posted first

>> No.10256367

>>10256357
>wrong filename
you had one job anon

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>>10256357
fucking faggot. you fell for his b8..

>> No.10256386

>>10256342
>>10256348
>>10256357
>>10256367
>>10256374

Not a /ck/ regular, what am I missing here?

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>>10256357
If you are gonna post it at least post the rare extented cut

>> No.10256390

>>10256206
>>10255799
would be elated if the bartender gave me that sort of pour

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>>10254352
Just found out my old 4Chan folder made it onto my new build.

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>>10255799
topless barmaids were not a mistake

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>> No.10256427

>>10254352
Why the fuck do you keep making threads if you're just going to post the same shit over and over again?

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>>10256422
I was just about to post that one.

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>>10256427
Sometimes there is new stuff I wanna say once a week a new batch gets cycled in

>> No.10256452

>>10256437
Yeah. Repeats most of the time with a small trickle of new content entering the cycle. It's like the good old fashioned days of broadcast television.

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>>10256427
There are only so many food related webems out there what do you expect? If you want OC make fucking OC and quit bitching about it nobody is forcing you on 4chan in these threads

>> No.10256455

>>10256386
it's supposed to be "the surly king of the egg fort"

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>>10256436
Thought I had more /ck/ stuff, but it's mostly /k/.

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>> No.10256463

>>10256388
Should I feel proud that I made that webm?

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>> No.10256469

>>10256401
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>10256453
>Vegan
>Yeast
Those monsters!

>> No.10256477

>>10256467
Is this how tendies get so tender

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>> No.10256497

>>10256467
That efficiency.
>>10256481
I was waiting for the Tasty logo.

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>> No.10256503

>>10256386
hello r eddit

>> No.10256507

>>10256458
do black americans really have fangs on their fingers?

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>> No.10256549

>>10256315
i love butter, but that seems a bit excessive.

>> No.10256551

>>10256315
Flyover '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' cuisine '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' ''

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>>10256551
coastie (((cuisine)))

>> No.10256569

>>10256555
>liquid peanut butter cascading off of plates and things to only be disposed of
>more fucking sauce going down the drain than ending up on the retarded sundae or whatever
That's repulsively decadent.

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>>10256569
It's not a drain, it works like a chocolate fountain and gets cycled back up.

>> No.10256576

>>10256555
The East and West coast can suck my dick, IMHO, but that's Aussie food, basically warmed over garbage. No offense Greg.

>> No.10256579

>>10256575
some dumbass roastie probably just threw a few hershey's bars in there and called it a day

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>> No.10256594

>>10256575
How do food fountains even pass a health code inspection? Last time I saw one there was a toddler catching chocolate in her cupped hands and drinking straight out of them.

>> No.10256597

>>10256576
Everyone in Australia is coastie. Think about it.

>> No.10256602

>>10256581
more like "hipsters eating"

>> No.10256609

>>10256597
I'm thinking about it, and it makes no sense. Alice Springs, Berri, Hay, Tamworth, Oberon...

>> No.10256618

>>10256555
looks like heaven to me. fuck i want thoise pancakes right now.

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>>10256609
Tiny exceptions.

>> No.10256625

>>10256452
>It's like the good old fashioned days of broadcast television.
damn straight. One of the few reasons I even come here anymore.

>> No.10256627

>>10256597
Canberra?

>> No.10256634

>>10256597
>>10256622
Your a few pints short of a cooler of VB m8.

>> No.10256640

>>10256602
more like wine-o's that have too much money.

>> No.10256644

>>10256640
cashed up bogans?

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here's some OC fags

>> No.10256655

>>10256650
>points camer at his dick
>calls others 'fags'
fucking millennials

>> No.10256658

>>10256650
That was short and pointless.

>> No.10256662

>>10256357
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10256665

>>10256650
don't quit your day job

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>> No.10256670

>>10256662
He can't. Or at least, not until he sells and cooks them all. Only then can he leave.

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>> No.10256685

>>10256667
where can i get a scarfe like that?

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>>10256457

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>>10256463
Yeah why not it gets posted once every hour now you can be proud of that success

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>>10256670

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>>10256501
You can just head the director
>Charlotte emote you are thrilled to be here and eating avocados you've never been happier in your life
>Fucking emote more
>More!
>She is literally stuffing her face with some shitty avocado dish this place whipped up that probably just tastes like fat and sugar
>Emote with your eyes!

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>>10256555
>With a governmentally acceptable amount of rat feces

>> No.10256713

>>10256644
>bogans
No god dammit. Have you never seen Sideways??

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>>10256667
La creatura

>> No.10256730

>>10256334
looks like a shitty dye job with shitty lighting recorded with a shitty camera

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>> No.10256745

>>10256437
he's so cute

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>>10256622
>my place is considered Inner Regional

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>>10256745

>> No.10256814

>>10256777
I'm a gril

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>> No.10256901

>>10256315
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_Attack_Grill

>> No.10256906

>>10256901
That's not where that's from.

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>>10255527
This trigger me

>> No.10256921

>>10256280
me when first sip of the day

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>> No.10256972

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEzLryCjqxw

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>>10256919

>> No.10257082

>>10256315
>the butter
holy fuck

>> No.10257088

>>10257076
>Showed expression
What the FUCK!
SOILED IT!

>> No.10257125

>>10256702
her name is Aly you asshole

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>>10256388

>> No.10257152

>>10256743

That’s not a lot of food for $295.

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>>10256507
>black americans

>> No.10257162

>>10256814
Post feet.

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>> No.10257184

>>10256401

God bless this lady
>Tells audience to pour two shots
>basically pours half the bottle in

>> No.10257189

>>10255394
I miss subway V cut in the top of the bread.

>> No.10257203

>>10257189

Wasn't just the V cut, it was the good bread. They make fecal bread now. Just eat chewy shit and enjoy it.

>> No.10257244

>>10256413
>make a delicious drink
>now ruin it by tipping in some shitty trash piss beer

>> No.10257266

>>10257088
if that bothered you better not watch the banana one

>> No.10257270

>>10256814
post bobs

>> No.10257277

>>10256290
anna speckhart

>> No.10257303

>>10257266
w-where does the banana go, anon?

>> No.10257310

>>10257303
up her butt

>> No.10257313

>>10257310
ohh

>> No.10257316

>>10257303
>>10257310
>>10257313
samefag

>> No.10257319

>>10257316
no u

>> No.10257320

>>10257316
>>10257319
can u guys stop shitting up the thread?

>> No.10257322

>>10257320
sry m8

>> No.10257346

>>10256457
what are the ingredients for this?

>> No.10257349

>>10255873
the retarded asian women thing is played out imo

>> No.10257359

>>10256814
open cloth

>> No.10257361

>>10257349
dude, everyone is retarded, everyone shits on everyone else, once you grow up and accept that fact the world gets a little more tolerable

>> No.10257375

>>10256581

What is he pouring at the end?

>> No.10257391

>>10256453
something almost, but not quite entirely unlike butter

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>> No.10257443

>>10257418
all I can think is review brah rule 63

>> No.10257454

>>10257349
>the retarded asian women thing
what retarded asian women thing?

>> No.10257456

>>10257454
you know the thing where asian women act retarded and this is supposed to be cute somehow

>> No.10257457

>>10256634
>cooler
Kys ameritard.

>> No.10257489

>>10257456
oh that

>> No.10257499

>>10256814
be friend

>> No.10257539

>>10256719
>>10256667
why tho?

>> No.10257547

>>10257346
1 raw mudslime
1 bullet, discharged
A heaping helping of stupidity

Skim the situation awareness of the top and wait half a second.

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>>10257456
>women act retard
>act

>> No.10257553

>>10255527
>chopping onions in the living room
Smart

>>10254376
Nice

>> No.10257653

>>10256501
I hate everything about all these people in the video.
I like avocados though.

>> No.10257680

>>10257418
oh, wow. what a completely uneventful waste of time.

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banan

>> No.10257692

>>10256719
Pepsi paid handsomely for that product placement

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>>10256690
>0:39
e-excuse m-me I just need to get a plastic cu-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>> No.10257713

>>10257697
kek-a-reno

>> No.10257756

>>10256634
>pints of vb
>in a "cooler"
at least you tried, anon

>> No.10257766

>>10256315
That hurt my stomach.

>> No.10257790

>>10257277
>anna speckhart
thanx, anon. it breaks my hart that i'll never get to eat with her.

>> No.10257807
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>>10256357
just made this for breakfast

based as fuck

>> No.10257821
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>>10256602
>>10256640
>Balkan cuisine is now "bogan hipster wine-o's with too much money"
>>10257375
probably Rakia

>> No.10257833
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>>10257170

>> No.10257841

>>10257821
>Balkan cuisine is now "bogan hipster wine-o's with too much money"
Correct

>> No.10257873

>>10257189
I think if you ask they'll cut it that way still

>> No.10257877

>>10256396
Anyone know what series this is from?

>> No.10258084

>>10256497
Tasty never shows the full person, just the hands and the food.

>> No.10258103

>>10254352
H-HAYAI

>> No.10258140

>>10256597
What if I live in Canberra

>> No.10258179

>>10257456
its not exclusive to asian women

>> No.10258187

>>10257687
god i wish that were me

>> No.10258189

>>10256690
impressive

>> No.10258204
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>>10256719
ma per che

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>>10256745

>> No.10258232

>>10254352
so many wasted ones :'(

>> No.10258252

>>10256575
so then how do they account for it touching people's hands?

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>>10254352
Holly fuck, that's good pepperoni

>> No.10258259

>>10256315
people pay for this

>> No.10258263

>>10256357
why's he so unhappy?

>> No.10258265

>>10258259
With their lives!

>> No.10258268

>>10255475
It's filtered brine to retard spoilage. Sometimes also contains a flavoring agent.

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>>10256463
yes!
did you made this one as well my swede prince?

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>>10258274

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>>10256467
huh. so that's how they do it

>> No.10258321

>>10258309
I've also seen them simply flash boil the feathers off

>> No.10258334

>>10256650
How about setting the camera higher and at an angle where we can actually see what you're doing?

>> No.10258341

>>10255527
Who is she? I need a lot more than this webm to masturbate.

>> No.10258346

>>10256357
>egg king

bruh

>> No.10258358

>>10256431
smart

>> No.10258371

>>10258341
What you need is to engage your brain and read the damn thread, faggot.
>>10257277

>> No.10258382

>>10256409
kek

>> No.10258407

>>10256702
hagelslag master race

>> No.10258445

>>10256037
What the hell

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>>10256481
>Get rid of half the avocado contents
At least make guacamole out of it and put in top or something

>> No.10258462

>>10257418
why are people obsessed with frumpy underage girls on here

>> No.10258465

>>10258252
They don't. Some of you are ok, don't go to the Golden Corral tomorrow.

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>>10256743
I don't like foie gras

>> No.10258494

>>10258490
What?

>> No.10258519

>>10256575
>the day after when you drink all night and eat taco bell at 3am

>> No.10258539

>>10258458
I want to fuck that baker.

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>> No.10258598

>>10256467
weeeeeeeeeeeee!

>> No.10258614

>>10258458

>Kino cinematography
>Female but doesn't have her face/tits in every shot, or even at all
>Yummy cake

Who is this goddess?

>> No.10258663

>>10256435
never though i'd see her here

>> No.10258665

>>10255467
Unleash the beast

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>>10254352

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>>10258691
>Welcome back to society bro

>> No.10258721

>>10258715
It's fake

>> No.10258758

>>10256519
anyone else finds the stop-motion videos kinda cute? it's like the ingredients are doing little dance routines

>> No.10258760

>>10256581

This actually looks nice.

>> No.10258769

>>10255527
That's some shitty ass form. Does she think she's being cute?

>> No.10258784

>>10256662
He just goes out the back obviously.

>> No.10258785

>>10258691

Was this the video that Kim Jong Un murdered his brother over? I'll admit, it's pretty embarrassing to see what happens when a best Korean first encounters American fast food.

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>>10256569
>repulsively decadent

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>>10258462

>> No.10258809
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>>10258769
There several people here who think she is.
Possibly just because they're unused to a woman looking them in the eyes and this comes close enough to stand in for human contact for the poor bastards.
She's apparently a pretty successful model, so it's not just a few lonely guys on /ck/ either.

>> No.10258839

>>10258809

She's definitely cute, but three seconds into that webum I want to punch her in the face for recording that garbage in the first place. Nobody wants to watch attention whore shit like that unless you take off your panties first.

>> No.10258842

>>10257418
Is that reviewbrah?

>> No.10258949

>>10257170
>when he throws the shrimp and it cuts to it hitting the floor, and then back to him dissapointed
Kek

>> No.10258989

>>10255799
bitch be spillin, and I be illin

>> No.10258994
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>>10258809
>chop

>> No.10259019

>>10256435
Looks like I have a new fetish

>> No.10259042

>>10256467
Won't that bruse the meat?

>> No.10259047

>>10258994
Based slowjack poster

>> No.10259092

>>10256490
>>10256501
>>10256481
Can we just murder people who use avocado for anything other than avocado or some kind of dip?

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>>10256662
he has to sell all the eggs

>> No.10259229

>>10257833
kek

>> No.10259321

>>10255861
Fuck that fingerform. She's gonna lose more than her television career ifthat knife slips.

>> No.10259352

>>10258358
That's the last word I'd think about watching that video.

>> No.10259379

>>10256655
>>10256658
>>10256665
>>10258334


All of this you pleb

>> No.10259404

>>10256437
geez that blade must be sharp as fuck

>> No.10259427

>>10256594
i don't think you realize how much of a joke health code inspections are
if you manage to actually fail a health code inspection you have seriously fucked up
at least in the states

>> No.10259437

>>10257539
he makes a living filming himself eating stupid things and throwing up on youtube
he's very honest about it though

>> No.10259444

>>10254352
How do the robots know which ones to pick up and where to put them?

>> No.10259451

>>10256650
>no pickles
>no bacon
>fucking BAUTZNER MUSTARD

holy shit man

>> No.10259463

>>10257499
ok anon-kun :3

>> No.10259583
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>>10256690

>> No.10259645

>>10258462
because they could never get a gf at high school

>> No.10259713

>>10256413
ever hear of a shandy my man? probably still tastes great

>> No.10259782

>>10258274
>>10258279
I don't know how to feel about these webms

>> No.10259798

>>10256393
lmao fanning the flames

>> No.10259810

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10259812

>>10259782
I think that's Aerial Rebel, porn star

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>>10256458

>> No.10259984

>>10256923
>What do fictional comic book characters eat

>> No.10259993

>>10256814
M O N T R E A L
O
N
T
R
E
A
L

>> No.10260014

>>10259984
F*ck off racist drumpfh supporter.

>> No.10260057

>>10256690
would legit walk away if I saw this garbage.

>> No.10260073

>>10259645
>having more than 1 woman ever
disgusting

>> No.10260078

>>10259782
i know
you should wish death upon this whore

>> No.10260084

>>10256923
Yeah, that looks exactly like something they'd eat in an extremely isolationist African country; Indian food.

Some African countries have amazing food, jokes about empty plates and mud aside, but I guess the people who made this couldn't be bothered spending a couple minutes on wikipedia reading about it.

>> No.10260112

>>10255799
>Women making cocktails
Ha

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>>10256431
What's her bellybutton smell like?

>> No.10260207

>>10258263
that is the nature of having your wish granted. once you're egg king of egg mountain, that's all you do.

>> No.10260224

>>10256437
what a waste. this man could be playing starcraft and making millions.

>> No.10260243

>>10258758
you know what wasn't cute? nam.

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>>10257126

>> No.10260274

>>10260084
When/why did you stop posting as sceak?

>> No.10260280

>>10260274
He adapted to everyones filter
Super annoying

>> No.10260290

>>10260078
will do, thanks for your continued support and guidance imam :3

>> No.10260385

>>10260274
>>10260280
Sceak was before my time but I see people talk about him. I thought he was kind of well liked, though, so I don't know why you compare him to chop.

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>>10258341
>Who is she?
""""she""""

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>>10259993

>> No.10260525

>>10258341
ann spickart

>> No.10260555

>>10255527
suboptimal

>> No.10260568

>>10258445
>>10256037
reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChOHnSL7ZCg

>> No.10260609
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>>10258691
You can see the exact moment this guy creams all over the inside of his pants

>> No.10260611

>>10260609
It's fake and you're gay

>> No.10260614

>>10260485
>not removing the overhang of the crust

Aaaaaah get me out, get me out. Why would you do that to even the probably store bought dough, it's just gonna burn to a black crisp

>> No.10260633

>>10260611
What's the original sauce though was it just a line or some shit?

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>>10260633
Vine*

>> No.10260656

>>10260633
I think they use a mayonnaise sauce but if you use Google you'll find that the scenario has been staged to create a viral marketing video.

>> No.10260662

>>10256453
I hate vegans and that 100% does not taste like butter

>> No.10260687

>>10256581
Was he pouring honey shots at the end?

>> No.10260696

>>10256743
>carrot tartare
I'm fucking done

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>>10256743
>Somewhere someone has paid for that carrot tartare.

>> No.10260710

>>10257418
>reviewsis

>> No.10260745

>>10258542
>when dinner eats your lunch

>> No.10260784

>>10260614
Maybe she prefers her crusts to be BLACKED™.

>> No.10260861

>>10255475
They're speed holes
They make the salmon go faster

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>>10260084
>chop

>> No.10261030

>>10260633
The Chive made the video. 4chan spam protection is being a cunt but if you google "the chive man eating burger" it should be the first result.

>>10260866
Nice webm. The board is lucky to have you.

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>> No.10261222

>>10261030
Why the future are you namefagging right now? For what purpose?

>> No.10261286

>>10259427
This. One place I worked out we had a while before they actually got back to the kitchen. By the time they finally got back to it the tables were cleaned and cleared, the floor was swept and mopped, cutting boards were in storage out back and the whole place was immaculate and looked like we hadn't been cooking all day.

Thats not always possible for every location but at the very least you know when one is coming and take extra care to keep everything clean in the meantime.

Not that we didn't keep things clean all the time but some of the rules are a bit ridiculous really and since you know when they are coming its easy to prepare for them when its about time for them to show up.

Some states are stricter than others. For example the state next to me hands out 100s like candy. If you know anything about it if you really wanted to follow the rules to a T there is no way any restaurant would get 100 and sometimes you get stuck with a dick inspector but even in pretty tight states even horrible, dirty restaurants can pass easily.

>> No.10261356

>>10261222
Why do you care? Just fucking ignore namefags if you don't like them.

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>> No.10261442

>>10261222
What he's doing is called attention whoring. Have you never heard of it before?

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>>10261030
>chop

>> No.10261542

>>10256501
I like avocados, but shit like this makes me wish they would go extinct like a decade ago so they could atleast have died a dignified death.

>> No.10261557

>>10256467
huh that actually works, at first i thought it word shred the whole chicken

>> No.10261567

>>10256481
i'd eat it
>>10259092
just kill the "foodies" who wont shut up about it

>> No.10261576

>>10256575
This is the kind of shit that happens when some fucking bitch lets their kid put ice-cream in the chocolate fountain at the golden corral. It freezes it up, it starts to clump, and then it burns. All so little Shaquadiquah doesnt have to use the fucking syrup bottles like every other kid.

>> No.10261596

>>10259427
>>10261286
i wrked for a catering company that had roaches, i killed one before the health inspector saw it. she was mad about fruit flies on our tomato's last summer and said she'd be back in a week, we got rid of them and she browsed the place for a few minutes and left

but then again she was pretty chill, maybe she wouldn't have been if she saw all the meat that went bad and was wasted there.

>> No.10261601

>>10256037
sauce?

>> No.10261606

>>10261356
>Just fucking ignore the virus on your computer

>> No.10261628

>>10259092
of course, mister lord of food usage.

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>> No.10262015

>>10258542
This is why dogs shouldn't be anywhere near the table. Pupper should have got the old chop stick eye chop-sockey. Then again it looks like a shitty owner setting his doggos up to do shitty things so that he can get some more chink-tube followers.

>> No.10262022

>>10258715
>Only 2-3 hours
Definitely wasnt my mom that made that
>Slow cooker 24-365 hours
>Its so juicy! It is coated with liquids! I mean it robs every drop of moisture from your mouth when you bite it! but it must be juicy because liquids! It falls apart in your mouth!

I did not realize a roast could actually have flavor until I was over 23

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>>10260650
pretty cool tattoo

>> No.10262379

>>10255467
F

>> No.10262490

>>10255475
Yeah, the machine is called the Oveynator 49. Way superior to the Oveyanator 48 which couldn't pump nearly as much water in.

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>>10256401
HA HA AH
>2 shots of vodka
>she puts in more than 2 shots of vodka
well played : - )

>> No.10262758

>>10258691
Who is that?

>> No.10263055

>>10258542
Poor doggos don't know that slant is eating their brother

>> No.10263096

>>10260084
You are worse than no homo and dbg combined