/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10252905]

STOP liking white people food.

Come on /ck/, apologize to David Chang for having such bland tastes and admit that good food only comes from Asia.

But seriously, who's seen Ugly Delicious and what did you think? Was he being unfair, edgy for the sake of ratings, or did he only make good points?

[Anonymous No.10252914]

>watching the rectangular jew

[Anonymous No.10252920]

>>10252905

>admit that good food only comes from Asia

You don't know who David Chang is, do you?

[Anonymous No.10252922]

>>10252905
nah, fuck that yellow nigger to death with a baseball bat.

[Anonymous No.10252929]

>>10252920
Perhaps it would be more accurate to say "good food only comes from Asia and Asian-immigrant communities." I mean he spent the whole crawfish episode complaining that people still make cajun-style crawfish instead of viet-cajun crawfish, and every other episode revolved around his butthurt that white boomers don't like Asian food enough.

[Anonymous No.10252930]

are we watching the same show
what did Dave do to you

[Anonymous No.10252937]

>>10252905
This spoon face is still relevant how?

[Anonymous No.10252949]

>>10252905
He's just another anti-white racist with double standards about cultural appropriation.

[Anonymous No.10252984]

>>10252905
>Another episode of the Obese Gook Who's Insecure About His BMI And Tiny Penis Show is on!

[Anonymous No.10253016]

>>10252905
The show lacks a focus, there is no cohesive idea behind it, it's never clear what he is setting out to do, not for the whole series, not for each episode. It's just a platform for him to blather on about his craft, and he doesn't have anything interesting to say about it so the show is boring, sometimes contradictory, and more often than not pretentious.

Take the China episode: he bitches and moans about how white people don't want to eat real chinese food. Then his asian ass goes to China and seeks the advice of a WHITE expert on chinese food and gets grossed out by authentic chinese food. The irony of this situation is not addressed. I think Chang has an axe to grind which he reiterates a few times in the series about being teased as a child for not eating white people food because his parents were immigrants. So he spent that whole episode shitting on America's idea of chinese food instead of showing what "real chinese food" actually is. A big segment on MSG, a piece about how the Chinese don't eat cats and dogs, a bit about how the poor Sichuan man has to cook general tso chicken in order to make money here

Know your audience Chang-kun, people watching food documentaries know american chinese food isn't the real deal already

[Anonymous No.10253040]

>>10252905

[Anonymous No.10253094]

>>10252905
I watched the pizza and Thanksgiving episodes so far. Enjoyed both. Will watch the rest of the series. I'm someone who enjoyed reading Lucky Peach, so it's hardly a surprise I like it.
>>10253016
>The show lacks a focus, there is no cohesive idea behind it
I'll have to watch more I guess. The focus seemed pretty clear on the two episodes I've seen so far: successful contrarian chef hits the point in his career where he's tired of making pretty plates that look great on instagram. He's aware he can only rebel so hard against that in his restaurants, so this show is how he scratches that itch.

[Anonymous No.10253167]

>>10252905
He barely talks about the food and instead chooses toguess out loud who wouldn't like what he ate. He's low-key snarky and basically every word out of his mouth is some weird sideways banter about people who aren't there 'yeah in New York they would never call this a pizza', 'oh see white people cant handle this, this isn't white people food', etc
Why doesn't he just get excited and talk about the food? It's a show about fusion cuisine but all he does is nitpick about what he assumes people who aren't there would think, a world class Chinese chef will make him his signature dish, and after his first bite David Chang decides to talk about white people. It honestly feels rude to the chefs.

[Anonymous No.10253179]

its very honest, dave warts and all
I don't think OP watched this very closely, if at all.

[Anonymous No.10253185]

>>10253094
We'll yeah that's the thing, the show's just about him traveling for dinner and saying whatever indulgent egotistical thing on his mind. It's easy to follow the episode once you realize that, but I turned it on expecting it to show off fusion cuisine and explain it, but the dude just eats and pops off little 4chan posts.
And why is it called Ugly Delicious? What does that mean? All the chefs foods look delicious, what's the deal with that name?

[Anonymous No.10253198]

>>10252905
Have you realized how people with fair skin have shitty food? For example, light skinned Asians like Japanese and Korean have shitty food while dark skinned Indians have good food, same in Europe, darker skin caucasians have better food than pasty nords.

[Anonymous No.10253208]

I patiently watched the first 4 episodes, hoping Chang would stop being a little douchesucking baby, but he just couldn't get out of his own way, which made the show unpleasant so I quit watching. There's better cooking/food shows.

[Anonymous No.10253334]

The way that he treated that Domino's delivery driver lost him a fan. The guy was just doing his job.

[Anonymous No.10253375]

>>10253334
Trips for truth, that delivery guy didn't deserve that kind of douchebaggery.

[Anonymous No.10253381]

>>10252905
i turned that show off during the fried chicken episode where he tells the white dude that he's stealing black culture for making fried chicken. niggers did not invent fried chicken. the taco episode was pretty bad too with the SJW bullshit. mildly entertaining minus the politics though

[Anonymous No.10253404]

>>10253198
It's sort of like how blind people can hear really well. And deaf people can see like an eagle. So the closer you are to being genetically superior, the worse you cook.

[Anonymous No.10253408]

>>10253198
Just happens that that those fairer skinned people happen to be smarter, better looking and more productive, too. I think they can live with having "shittier" food.

[Anonymous No.10253425]

pretty much everything i make at home is indian, east asian, or mexican... except when lazy or drunk i sometimes cook british pub food... white cuisine sucks and that includes french and italian

[Anonymous No.10253451]

>>10252929
Even the taco episode?

[Anonymous No.10253466]

>>10253334
What was he doing? Don't want to go through all the eps to find this scene and I cant find it on google

[Anonymous No.10253540]

>>10253016
Never seen the show but I am curious, does he bring up Chinese cuisine in America's history? About their changes and adaptations that brought the Chinese food to become the American comfort food it is today?

[Anonymous No.10253543]

>>10253466
Paraphrasing: "I have a lot of experience with pizza now and this garbage. I can't do another delivery with you bc you are damaging the human race. I am done."

Meanwhile, this guy who probably wasn't paid to go on his show, who was positive and motivated, was cut to look stupid.

[Anonymous No.10253547]

>>10252929
>spent a whole episode bitching about cajun/creole style crawfish
I refuse to believe someone would make this and think it's a good idea.

[Anonymous No.10253559]

>>10253540
Yeah, he does get into that. It's basically accurate, but he chooses to frame it in a way that sort of demonizes white people for not liking authentic Chinese food right off the bat as though that's simply part and parcel with the other, more serious racism that's a real part of the story. He then goes to China and refuses to eat dishes that aren't even that strange (donkey meat, tendons) because he's a big baby. Surprise, David, palates are developed over time and shaped by cultural norms and you're not an exception!

[Anonymous No.10253564]

>>10253547
It's not so much that he says cajun/creole crawfish is bad per se, but that he clearly prefers viet-style and seems to think it's a grave problem that not everybody agrees with him.

[Anonymous No.10253567]

>>10253540
It's bad though. Just watch the pizza episode.

[Anonymous No.10253571]

>>10253198
Why is African food such shit?

[Anonymous No.10253580]

>>10253543
That’s not anywhere near what happened or what he said

[Anonymous No.10253603]

>>10253543
literally ordered dominos to a Brooklyn pizzeria and said I love Dominos.
Fake news, what did Dave do to you?

[Anonymous No.10253619]

>>10252905
That runs contrary to my white male chauvinist patriarchal sensibilities.

[Anonymous No.10253654]

>>10252905
OP is a shit sandwich.

[Anonymous No.10253669]

>>10253603
You didn't see where he delivered pizza with the driver?

[Anonymous No.10253690]

>>10253669
ya that was pretty funny too, he wasn't mean to the guy but was definitely like ya, no more pull it, like my homies are in Naples eating pizza on a mountain and I'm delivering pizza in jersey bro no more

[Anonymous No.10253706]

>>10253690
Which stuck me as being a total dick. Which was confirmed by other opinions in this thread.

[Anonymous No.10253722]

>>10253706
ya but this board is full of fucking retards

[Anonymous No.10253731]

>>10253722
You must work for his production company.

[Anonymous No.10253750]

>>10253731
ya I'm an og shill son how does this website work haha upvote me

[Anonymous No.10253752]

>>10253722
Get out, Chang.

[Anonymous No.10254023]

So I just watched the scene with Chang to see what you guys were talking about, and it was literally nothing. He was nice to the driver, and after a few deliveries he said verbatim "That's it, I'm not doing another delivery"

That's like a 2/10 on my jerk radar, he didnt even call out the delivery guy when he was saying that he could make better pizza than all Italy.

BUT what you didn't see is the customer getting all pissy about being filmed. It was literally him just responding to a woman telling him to fuck off, had nothing to do with the driver, who he was nice to.

[Anonymous No.10254065]

>>10253451
He was literally arguing that tacos are a Korean invention

[Anonymous No.10254070]

>>10254023
I now have a wealth of pizza knowledge.

[Anonymous No.10254073]

>>10252905

[Anonymous No.10254108]

>>10254070
He does tho. He might be a autistic manbaby but he's a good chef and a great marketer. His shtick doesn't do it for me personally but it's a good hustle and he does know what he's talking about

[Anonymous No.10254140]

I don't even care anymore but it is funny how the opinions that I view as accurate come in the beginning of these threads.

[Anonymous No.10254148]

>>10252905
>STOP liking white people food.
nah, slav cuisine is great, fuck right off

[Anonymous No.10254173]

wtf I hate white people now

[Anonymous No.10254185]

>>10253198
Sure that's a sound theory you got there

[Anonymous No.10254199]

>>10253185
He lifts the name ugly delicious from the home cooking episode to describe that type of food, it doesnt look pretty but it is tasty. Or maybe it was later in that episode where he makes a sichuan/thai/korean fusion dish that doesn't make sense but sounded good to me

[Anonymous No.10254208]

I thought he was pushing the food-culture-is-a-metaphor-for-race-relations part a bit too hard.

But I think he did make some good points about being open to other cultures, etc. Just laying it on a little thick.

Really good quality food shots though. Chang and most of his guests seemed pretty knowledgeable about food. I didn't understand some of his guest choices, like that asian comedienne from the last episode--what was her purpose?

I would watch a 2nd season if they made one. I enjoy watching food videos while I eat, so the more the merrier.

[Anonymous No.10254218]

>>10253540
enough. I did like the bit where the lady points out that if you think about the idiom "as american as apple pie" and then about how often you eat Chinese food compared to apple pie...

[Anonymous No.10254224]

>>10253543
"""no"""

[Anonymous No.10254238]

>>10254208
If there was one thing I could change I would add more food shots and remove some of the people talking about politics/race relations surrounding said food. You don't have to eliminate it but jesus m8 lets have some more closeups of that brisket

[Anonymous No.10254342]

>>10254238
Yup, foodporn shots are the meat and potatoes of any food-related videos, not something you sprinkle in. They need to look to the successful youtube channels for a better ratio of food to face

[Anonymous No.10254963]

>>10253185
>the show's just about him traveling for dinner and saying whatever indulgent egotistical thing on his mind.
To be fair a restaurant empire has been built on what pops out of that mind. His food is opinionated, so it's interesting to see the opinions that shape it. Especially when those opinions are so different from what you'd expect from a famous chef. You will never see Gordon Ramsey eating a Domino's pizza with bacon and Alfredo sauce on it. You may not like or agree with his opinions, but Chang has used them to fuel a very interesting and successful career. I like the little window into how the guy's mind works.

[Anonymous No.10256098]

>>10252905
Is it me or are the second generation immigrants the most buttblasted about MUH CULTURE?

The first gens I know think Americanized Chinese is a neat novelty and are generally suspicious of hole in the wall joints they're not familiar with.

[Anonymous No.10256122]

No wonder I hate most of America. Garbage people that aren't worth the dribbled piss of my knob. You explain why the world sucks.

[Anonymous No.10256133]

You're the shitty underclass that subsists in America. You're the garbage class. Stop trying to have opinions on meaningful things.

[Anonymous No.10256160]

>>10252905
Asian food is either overly salty, overly spicy, or sickly sweet / sour. It's almost like Asians have poor taste receptors, and don't understand the subtlety/delicacy of good food.

[Anonymous No.10256256]

David "Momofuku DC underperformed and I had a nervous breakdown, announced I was quitting everything and then said I was only going to make fast food fried chicken at Fuku because that's eaiser than maintaining consistency and quality across locations" Chang

[Anonymous No.10256721]

The best foods are white people food. I mean Asian is great, especially Indian, Pakistani and Malaysian but you can't knock French, Italian, Spanish, German, Hungarian, Russian, Greek, and American etc; off the top. And what about Mexican, half of them are white and nobody on earth dislikes Mexican food.

[Anonymous No.10257264]

>>10252905

I hate his outlook on cuisine/food and how he politicizes things. FYI I am not fully white and a lot of my diet is Arabic/Persian (which I think are some of the best cuisines) but food is just that, food. Saying "________ group of people should not be allowed to cook______ cuisine because insert arbitrary biased political reason" is just reflecting your own insecurities. I recall Chang talking about how when he see's white guy cooking kimchi/Korean food it pisses him off because of a bullied childhood or some shit and all I can think to myself is wow what a pathetic cuck. Fuck this guy.

[Anonymous No.10257299]

>>10252905
The New Orleans episode was extremely uncomfortable. The way he kept trying to break down the cooks for not cooking viet-cajun was particularly creepy. Maybe he was drunk?

[Anonymous No.10257366]

>>10252929
the only butthurt I'm seeing here is from you

[Anonymous No.10257425]

>>10252905
he was literally drawing parallels between his food experiences in life and other cultures foods

[Anonymous No.10257512]

>>10257264
You are now aware of why modern leftists seem to have so much vitriol and disdain for their own people/nation. They were bullied or at least outcasts and never got over it.

[Anonymous No.10257519]

>>10257512
>leftists have disdain for their own people/nation
>the GOP is attempting to destabilize the US economy to spite "the gooks"
lmoa

[Anonymous No.10257527]

>>10257512

Yeah I have noticed that just like I've noticed how many conservatives are complete and total fucking retarded faggots.

Also fuck white Anglos. Slavs and white non anglos are cool. But the eternal anglo must be bred out through multiple generations of interracial breeding. Think of your imperialist ancestors when your sister is getting her eggs colonized by black seed!

[Anonymous No.10257535]

>>10252905
>claims the best food in the world comes from Asia
>won’t even eat donkey

Poser fuck shouldn’t get another tv show or season, what a fucking hypocrite

[Anonymous No.10257561]

>>10256098
No it's not you but I dont blame them. They feel out of place wherever they are, not quite American, not quite from their homeland, whereas their parents can be full on Korean or whatever. That's the sentiment you heard from a lot of the Japanese-Americans who got interned during WW2. Not quite Japanese, not quite American, people without a home

[Anonymous No.10257625]

The best chefs are white, deal with it.

[Anonymous No.10258230]

Has David Chang done fucking up Japanese food yet?

[Anonymous No.10258385]

>>10257299
The bit that got me was the woman of viet heritage going "I'm new orleans m8 stop saying I'm an immigrant"

[Anonymous No.10258478]

>>10258230
he said that the Japanese fried chicken was the best food he ever had in the whole wide world and the Japanese chef just looked at him uncomfortably when he lumbered over for an obviously unwanted hug. Oh and he reviewed Japanese sushi pizza. that's about it.

also on an unrelated note the fried rice episode was about 5% fried rice and 80% explaining the historical prejudice against the Chinese in America. and 15% defending MSG.

[Anonymous No.10258487]

>>10253016
The part where he defended being as rude as possible when ordering at a chinese establishment kind of pissed me off. What the fuck kind of business hides their best food being a "rudeness/bluster" paywall? Seems a little egotistical if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.10259841]

>>10253040
I want to cum in that gook.

[Anonymous No.10260156]

>>10258487
That's not very open to other cultures, anon.

>>10258385
Vietnamese immigrants tend to be cool like that for some reason.

[Anonymous No.10260899]

>>10260156
doesn't seem very open of a restaurant to withhold their best products from whiteys and amerifats unless they are browbeaten into cooking them, eh?

[Anonymous No.10261051]

>>10252905
> good food only comes from asia
> eats chinese food with a white guide
> refuses to eat local donkey meat

This guy's got insecure second generation immigrant all over himself.

[Anonymous No.10261201]

>>10253016
well put

[Anonymous No.10261271]

>>10261051
He's upfront about it though.

[Anonymous No.10261282]

Ignore cuckposters
Do not reply to cuckposting threads
Report cuckposting threads

[Anonymous No.10261302]

>>10257527

[Anonymous No.10261375]

>>10256721
T. Spic

[Anonymous No.10261407]

>>10253040
White people are really ugly

[Anonymous No.10261432]

>>10261407
me rove u rong time

[Anonymous No.10261501]

>>10253425
Dork. Who are you trying to impress? Your friends on /ck/?

[Anonymous No.10262072]

>>10261302

[Anonymous No.10262498]

>>10252905
no

[Anonymous No.10263790]

>>10252905
Cant stand this chink, annoying as fuck. Pretends to know his craft but he keeps pushing his chink shit everywhwere he goes. 0 stars to this shitty program.

[Anonymous No.10264939]

>>10252905
I watched a few - some parts were interesting enough, but it was pretty all over the place and david chang is just unlikable - that "low-key dickhead" thing people who move to new york do to show you how little they care because they're from the big city and focused on their vision or whatever always rubs me the wrong way

[Anonymous No.10264971]

>>10252905
why are white people so easy to trigger?

[Anonymous No.10265158]

>>10252905
immigrant mutt having an identity crisis lmao

[Anonymous No.10265357]

>>10264971
They have lower IQ's and are more prone to committing violent crimes than asians. Also, and most importantly they can't handle food with any flavor other than HFCS.

[Anonymous No.10265519]

>>10253425
literally retarded, you must beat off to 3D girls you inbred faggot, insane that you go on /ck

[Anonymous No.10265548]

Racism is bullshit. You're all a bunch of niggers.

[Anonymous No.10265552]

>>10265357
when the retard don't understand the real stats, hope you get educated nigger, would be the best for the whole world
>>10264971
yea white people get triggered but when i say nigger the chimps start screeching

[Anonymous No.10265577]

>>10265548

Everyone on 4chan is nigger or nigger adjacent. They're never white enough to wipe out their crippling poverty and ignorance.

[Anonymous No.10265641]

>>10265552
>don't understand the real stats
Fuck off, even Spencer, the alt-right mouthpiece admits Asians have superior IQ's than whites. Enjoy your coming subjugation, given the english in your post my guess is you'll be cast with the lower level nogs.

[Anonymous No.10265711]

>>10265641
no one cares about asians, none of your people are a world power, and its about getting rid of niggers you stupid fucking gook, how can you call yourself smart when you don't know the enemy

[Anonymous No.10265889]

I thought the Mexican episode was cool. I liked that he explored. The home cooking episode was great too. The rest of the episodes weren’t so spectacular.

[Anonymous No.10266945]

Who gave this guy the cash to fly all over the world and insult chefs?

[Anonymous No.10266965]

Really depends on the asian. The elliot type asians are cool, the wigger eddie huang types are lame

[Anonymous No.10266981]

>>10265552
>91% of murdered black americans, are killed by other black americans
That's true across all races, the vast majority of murders are within the race.

[Anonymous No.10267221]

>>10253198
t.nigger

[Anonymous No.10267427]

>>10265711
>irrational hatred
Take your 6th grade education and fuck off back to your trailer, Jethro.

[Anonymous No.10267883]

I'm pretty sure most of you faggots didn't even watch the show, or at least didn't understand it in any way.

He never hates on wh*teoids, for fuck's sake he goes to length to express his love of Domino's. He just points out a real tendency in some communities for people to reject authentic food because it's not what they're accustomed to. Ffs, he even gets squeamish when eating sea cucumber in that China episode. And do you really think that he doesn't have a point? Authentic Chinese cookery is legitimately one of the richest and most fascinating food traditions on Earth and Amerilards rejected it because it's not fried and covered in sweet sauce. Any other time in any other case you would call it out but because they're whipipo you chimp out.

The only thing I didn't like about the show was, as another anon said, lack of focus and that one disgusting caricature of a soyboy (glasses, patchy beard, curly hair, fat paunch) who came around and tried frozen food or whatever. Extremely annoying

[Anonymous No.10267889]

>>10267883
Stop sucking Chang's dick, he's an annoying douchebag.

[Anonymous No.10268003]

>>10253564
>>10252929
that is the most twisted version of what he was saying dude.

[Anonymous No.10268278]

>when he tries to lure a vietnamese immigrant fisherman into supporting his "le poor syrian refugees" speech
>gets absolutely destroyed when vietnamese guy starts ranting about the system being til easy on modern immigrants
>le food chink proceeds to sob outside about "conveying diversity and tolerance through food"

[Anonymous No.10268292]

>>10262072

Go back to /pol/

[Anonymous No.10268565]

>>10267883
I didn't like how they had Aziz in the show.
Aziz and his giant bear friend shouldn't be in a food show.
Plus I think Netflix has some nuts to put him on a new show right after he was accused of sexually harassing someone.
although the womans story had no weight I would have waited a little while for people to forget

[Anonymous No.10270230]

>>10257527
I'm not anglo. Why did my post upset you so much?

[Anonymous No.10270237]

>>10257519
I'm referring to regular people, not politicians who are acting in their own interests and financiers interests rather than the interests of their country and people.

[Anonymous No.10270238]

>>10252905
>>10252905
>STOP liking white people food.

Is there a single board on 4chan not infested with diversive kikes?

[Anonymous No.10270254]

>>10261375
What in the fuck would make you think that? I'm not even from that corner of the globe, I'm fucking Fijian/Kiwi mix.

[Anonymous No.10270443]

>>10270254
Obligatory response:
>you a nog, son, and worse than a spic

[Anonymous No.10270504]

What David Chang doesn't realize is that whites and asians have different tastes dictated by genetics.

[Anonymous No.10270692]

>>10270443
I'm Rotuman and Maori, how is that niggardly? Are you 89IQ or something? I'm an islander.