/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10249106]

Anybody here have experience eating animal food? I am looking for poorfag fingerfood and at 20$/50lbs I can almost justify it. Is it healthy for humans to eat for example dogfood? Any good brands you would recommend?

[Anonymous No.10249114]

>>10249106
Honestly I can recommend Alpo or Gravy Train for human consumption

[Anonymous No.10249128]

>>10249114
Are you serious or is this meta "kill yourself" due to recent euthanasia/toxin recall

[Anonymous No.10249151]

my mom used to let me eat milk bones
but honestly just go to a food bank if you're that poor

[Anonymous No.10249160]

>>10249106
>Eating dog food
Don't do this to yourself. Buy beans. Cheap as fuck. Filling and nutritious

[Anonymous No.10249161]

>>10249106
I mean there's likely nothing wrong with eating it TECHNICALLY, but shit man really?
>>10249151
>but honestly just go to a food bank
This, dude. Get some rice, beans, hot sauce and dignity.

[Anonymous No.10249170]

>>10249151
It isn't that I am that poor but rather I just want something to chew on. I burn through chips and they hurt my fucking mouth, and I don't really like sweet things so gum isn't that good. I would buy more trailmix/almonds but I accidentally kill entire bags and get stomach aches (also 8 bucks a bag). Another option I could think of is raw oats but that is very dry

>>10249160
>>10249161
Beans take a long time to prepare though

[Anonymous No.10249176]

>>10249106
Are you a dog? Do you need a master, doge?

[Anonymous No.10249178]

>>10249170
get nuts or seeds in the shell
much cheaper and opening them slows you down

[Anonymous No.10249179]

>>10249170

>Retard would rather just eat dog food than boil beans or rice

Jesus, sort yourself out. You can even boil them in advance to eat whenever you want later.

[Anonymous No.10249181]

>>10249176
Are u girl (female)

[Anonymous No.10249182]

>>10249170
You probably won't snack if you eat real meals that actually fill you.

I mean jesus you retard are you really thinking of sitting there throwing back handfuls of dry dog food? Clearly the issue isn't your source of food but rather your mental state over all.

[Anonymous No.10249189]

>>10249181
I am but I wouldn't fuck a lowlife like you.

[Anonymous No.10249208]

>>10249189
I'm sorry I'm not good enough for you master

[Anonymous No.10249229]

>>10249189
Post feet

[Anonymous No.10249284]

>>10249170
Stop snacking. Its that simple.
Simple but not easy. Oral addiction is the main reason i drink and smoke weed.

[Anonymous No.10249286]

>>10249170
>Chip hurts my mouth !
>gum too sweet !
>nuts too much !
>oats too dry !
>bean tales too long to cook !
>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

You are the whiniest fat fuck ive ever met on /ck/

[Anonymous No.10249291]

>>10249170
Try cigarette. Instant improvement

[Anonymous No.10249293]

>>10249170
>Beans take a long time to prepare
It takes very little active time.
Soak for 12-24 hours then simmer in pot for a few hours stirring occasionally. Not much to it.

[Anonymous No.10249297]

No guarantees you won't get some food borne illness, the sanitation at a pet food factory is probably barely regulated at all

[Anonymous No.10249309]

>>10249293
>hmmmmm... feeling hungry now
>let's wait 24 hours so I can eat some meme protein

Thanks for nothing bro

[Anonymous No.10249318]

>>10249286
I wasn't whining I was explaining why I was looking for something else

[Anonymous No.10249338]

Fishfood. You only need a few flakes a day, way more economical.

[Anonymous No.10249347]

>>10249309
That’s why you do it yesterday dumdum

[Anonymous No.10249373]

>>10249338
How does fish food taste

[Anonymous No.10249384]

>>10249284
Is "oral addiction" really such a bad thing if you aren't actually overweight?

[Anonymous No.10249385]

My little sister eats those milk bone biscuits. She says they aren't that bad... Can't remember what she says they taste like, but they're safe to eat. Dry though.

[Anonymous No.10249390]

>>10249170
holy fuck m8 if you think you get stomach ache from eating nuts, what do you think will happen if you eat food formulated for another species? it's basically just animal gristle and binders

[Anonymous No.10249391]

>>10249338
>only need a few flakes a day
Is it that nutritious, or is it because it's a placebo that you'll die on either way?

[Anonymous No.10249397]

Just go buy packets of ramen and eat the fuckers uncooker. They're usually a $1 or less in my area per pack. Look for deals and use coupons.
Im a poorfag, but jesus man. You can't be picky when youre poor.
>the uncooked noodles hurt my teefs
Soak it in water for a little bit. Dont gotta do it for long, maybe 30 seconds to a minute in warm water. Longer if its cold.

[Anonymous No.10249402]

>>10249106
semen is free on craigslist

[Anonymous No.10249419]

>Not just buying a loaf of bread and a packet of ham for like $2

How broke are you man? A full loaf is cheap as fuck and fills you good.

[Anonymous No.10249421]

>>10249397
Ramen is straight up unhealthy

[Anonymous No.10249437]

>>10249421
>poor
>eating healthy

You can't have both. Not unless you grow your own produce.

[Anonymous No.10249450]

>>10249437
This.
Kale and bok choy are like $10/lb, how am I supposed to afford to eat healthy?

[Anonymous No.10249458]

>>10249106
Chow down fag. Hell, try some bleach to wash it down. Anything so you stop making shitty threads.

[Anonymous No.10249516]

>>10249106
Probably won't kill you, but it's a bad idea. Dog kibble often contains animal hair, and may have bone chips that can chip your teeth. Also, potatoes are cheaper. Sunflower seeds and celery sticks are better cheap things for humans to mindlessly chew on. I'm sure other people have mentioned other things. I'm too lazy to read through a thread this stupid.

[Anonymous No.10249529]

>>10249437
>You can't have both.
lol poverty is really just about intelligence in the end.

[Anonymous No.10249545]

>>10249450
>>10249529

Yeah, people should really at least reshape the meme into:
>Poor
>Eating Healthy
>Eating excitingly
Or something.
You can slug it out on corn, beans, rice, chicken, and leafy veggies like cabbage for your entire life if you're poor.

If your idea of leaning how to cook is looking up meme lists on allrecipes and buying $30 worth of spices and ingredients for 1 meal, you both don't know how to cook or manage money.

[Anonymous No.10249557]

>>10249291
This.
>forces you to get up and go outside (active)
>good to occupy you for a bit but you'll probably start feeling shit if you try to chainsmoke (limits your consumption)
>limited consumption means they're more affordable than snacks
>appetite suppressant so it will help you cut back on snacking between smokes
>promotes weight loss
>zero calories

Smoking is the healthiest option desu.

[Anonymous No.10249560]

>>10249106
Suddenly I don't mind cigarette threads on this board so much

OP fuck get some help, talk to a food bank, people care about I'm sure and you aren't well

[Anonymous No.10249583]

>>10249458
Why are you comparing dogfood to bleach? It is literally designed to sustain. I am thinking you guys are plain spoiled, if cats ate steak you wouldn't fucking eat it

[Anonymous No.10249601]

>PREMIUM pate
>humans wont eat it

[Anonymous No.10249613]

I suggest getting a job at a meat processing facility.
Once you see how dirty the meat that's actually meant for human consumption is I'm fairly certain dog food, which is literally processed garbage, won't sound so appetizing.
You filthy fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.10249632]

>>10249613
>all food is disgusting
Great so why is there such a reserve for eating food designed for other animals?
>>10249297
says that I could get diseases but is that true? If I can eat a hotdog I wouldn't be surprised if I could stomach some mulched hair and spiders. I have tried dog food before and it doesn't taste that bad, I will look up milkbones

[Anonymous No.10249636]

>>10249601

MMmmmm, "Ocean Fish".

[Anonymous No.10249671]

>>10249450
>Kale is like $10 a pound

Uh what? Where do you live? Kale is like 0.99 a pound last I checked. shits fucking cheep as hell.

[Anonymous No.10250133]

ive been mixing rice with dogfood (ol roys specifically), when boiled the dogfood softens up pretty nice and it goes down alright if you enjoy the taste of ol roys. add some taco seasoning for a good time

[Anonymous No.10250141]

Orijen Regional Red is 100% meat cuts, there are absolutely no other ingredients.

Have you tried this OP?

[Anonymous No.10250271]

>>10249106
Get a job. It's that fucking simple.
If you're poor because your rent is fucking expensive then move to somewhere where it's cheaper. Rent around 1/4 your monthly pay is perfect.
If your have a car then get rid of it and ride a bike.
t. Only on 1.8k a month and I save $1k of it without even trying.

[Anonymous No.10250894]

>>10249106
i tried animal foods for fun.

the dry kibble dog/cat food tastes terrible.kinda like old meat/fish flavored cornflakes.
wet food tasted better, kinda like canned meal meat for humans, but it had many small bone splinter, so the texture was not great.

fish food i tried koi sticks, texture was ok like edible paper, tasted a little fishy, i liked it.

rodent food is mostly seeds but some special treats tasted pretty good like yogurt drops, wheat snacks, carrot kibble or simply dried banana chips.
pellets have a strong hay flavor and a sandy texture.

[Anonymous No.10251066]

>>10250141
I've not tried anything myself which is why I ask, if you have any do your dogs enjoy it? I have only tried value brands myself simply because we have dogs but however if I were to devote more money to dogfood I could afford us both more quality food

>>10250894
>koi sticks
>made with salmon
boi these fish eat better than me. Have you ever felt sick? I don't actually intend to replace meals with the stuff just use it as filler inbetween meals

[Anonymous No.10251114]

>>10251066
i never felt sick after but i never ate much was just out of curiosity. i cant imagine eating it as a filler, cheap cereal/bread would have the same effect for you and you dont need to worry about health effects of eating animal food.

[Anonymous No.10251172]

There was a video series back in ye olde days of youtube where a guy bought a sack of ape food from a zoo to see if he could live off it. The idea being that it's cheap and it should have everything a human needs.

He only ate that for a week or so but gave it up because it was miserable. Can't find it with a few cursory searches but it's probably still around.

[Anonymous No.10251442]

>>10249106
I ate a can of dog food as a kid. It was probably Gravy Train. Not the worst thing ever but the thought makes me sick now.

I strongly recommend you don't do it Anon. It's the kind of thing you may be interested in, but WILL regret and never be able to admit. Like fucking a tranny or murdering a small animal.

[Anonymous No.10251480]

>>10251442
I think cat food has taurine in it, aka red bull juice.

[Anonymous No.10253130]

>>10249170
Dog food is made from the lowest-grade crap that was rejected for human consumption. There's also a problem with contaminated toxic crap getting mixed in.

One dog biscuit won't wreck your kidneys, but longterm consumption isn't good. Dogs only live about ten years so they don't run into the longterm problems that humans would.