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Spilled/ruined food thread?

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>>10246285

>> No.10246315

>>10246285
spilled 3/4 of a bag of pasta on the floor today, a bit upset about it

thanks for reminding me asshole

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>> No.10246450

>>10246437
That's a neat-looking cat

>> No.10246460

Please nobody post that webm of the asian qt spilling the adorable lunch she made for the boy she likes. I don't want to feel sad today.

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>>10246285
Pizza casualties

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>>10246285

>> No.10246482

>>10246297
clean it up wagie

>> No.10246503

>>10246469
haha, cracks me up every time. The perfect summary of life.

>> No.10246510

>>10246482
You guys who have never worked a job in retail/food service act like being asked to clean that up would be a bad thing. A minimum wage slave has nothing better to do and would look at that as an opportunity to get a break from interacting with retarded customers. I would love to take a several hour long task like that where I could pick my ass and not be bothered by anybody else. It's not my responsibility to make sure my normal duties get done if I'm asked to do that, it would be the managers responsibility to make sure my usual role is filled.

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>> No.10246541

>>10246533
lol dumb fag deserved it

>> No.10246543

>>10246469
O-oh she's deaf. Now I really feel sad, like that Thai life insurance commercial

>> No.10246547

>>10246472
god damn it kevin

>> No.10246556

>>10246480
That's like the easiest thing in the world to clean up if you live around a bunch of black people.

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>>10246533
What did he expect to happen. Jesus christ.

>> No.10246565

>>10246469
>>10246543
It's worse than I thought... I just want to hold her and make things okay.

>> No.10246577

>>10246543
>>10246565
I bet her friend likes her too, but he just wants her to be happy.

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>> No.10246584

>>10246579
Kerplunk

>> No.10246595

>McD's """""food"""""
And nothing of value was lost.

>> No.10246616

>>10246579
this one is easy to organize, even though it looks tough.
my only concern would be the wall plug, looks like a final destination plot is about to happen

>> No.10246620

>>10246475
>white people 9-11
>>10246480
>black people 9-11

>> No.10246647

>>10246584
nice reference my dude

>> No.10246655

>>10246595

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1520330661251.webm

>> No.10246685

>>10246285
where's the food in OP pic?

>> No.10246696

>>10246685
Are you retarded or just pretending to be stupid?

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>> No.10246790

>>10246482
I don't get why wagie is an insult? Can someone explain it to me.

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>>10246790
it's like "normie" or "cuck" or "soyboy"

the implication is you're not a brave independent freethinker who kills your dad because he called you a nazi simply because you're white

>> No.10246840

>>10246790
It's a long story but it's an /r9k/ meme, wagie is a wage slave and the opposite of a NEET.

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>>10246696
Pretending...

>> No.10246912

>>10246790
In the wacky topsy-turvy world of 4chan, it's the people with jobs who are losers!

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>>10246696
Nah, just slightly bemused. /s/ isn't filled with threads devoted to inflatable dolls so I find it hard to understand why /ck is so full of bland, processed, barely-edible mockery of food.
I mean c'mon, that's not even real fries on the pic. There are low standards and there is... this

>> No.10247045

>>10247039
there are fat chick threads though

>> No.10247141

>>10246579
I'm not even sure what happened here. Is the package suspended and it just broke from the bottom? Either way, dry pasta that's fallen on a clean floor is fine in my books.

>> No.10247201

>>10246840
So like it is basically like two sports teams calling each other by the other's team name, meaning it as an insult or something?

>Oy, you Packers!!!
>*visible confusion*

>> No.10247207

>>10247045
People would get banned for those many years ago. Are people so fat now that it is considered sexy or something?

>> No.10247213

>>10246465
What a waste. Meanwhile tomatoes almost cost the same as avocados here...

>> No.10247221

>>10246510
>several hour long task
>cleaning some oil takes several hours

are you a retard? is that why you work in retail?

>> No.10247255

>>10247221
not the guy you're replying to, but i worked in retail in high school and that guy is absolutely right
being asked to and taking hours to clean up an enormous mess is one of the best things that can happen to you in retail

>> No.10247369

>>10247221
Oh honey, a mess of oil like that could easily take a few hours to clean. Life on the line, quickest you could possibly work I'd say you could clean that up in 45 min.

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>> No.10247512

>>10247207
>not wanting a fat girl with a pretty face to sit on your face and eat fattening foods off of you

>> No.10247773

>>10246285
I often worry my plate will break when I carry it with one hand holding by the edge and there's a lot of food piled up on it.

I've never seen it happen but I always worried about that.

>> No.10247788

>>10246469
I'm gonna need some sauce on this one anon.
This looks hella' cute.

>> No.10247796

>>10246285
This happened to me the other day, but my carpets are so clean, I just picked them up

Clean your fucking car and this wont be a problem

>> No.10247811

>>10247796
Bait

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>>10246472
Kevin had a hard life.

>> No.10247833

>>10247811
Its not bait, I was fucking mad because I got grease and salt all over my clean carpet

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>> No.10247870

>>10247862
Why is this piece of the sun in someone's kitchen?

>> No.10247876

>>10246790
Wagie is an insult for people in dead end wage slavery. Someone made a tier list of statuses in life and the bottom is a wagie working doubles to make ends meet. You stop being a wagie around the time you stop needing to dedicate more than 40 hours a week to your work

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>> No.10247881

>>10246285
Couldn't you start the thread with anything better than dogfood?

>> No.10247883

>>10247867
oh, what the fuck

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>> No.10247913

>>10247897
what the fuck this has to be fake

>> No.10247914

>>10247897
At least they have fresh meat.

>> No.10247935

There’s a pic of a ham laying on a car’s floormat and a joke that goes with it but I can’t remember it.

Anybody have the pic?

>> No.10247952

>>10247897
So what's the story here?
I'm guessing it's either vegans protesting that some of us aren't brainwashed lefties like them or farmers protesting the price of beef.

>> No.10247959

>>10247952
It could have just been a cow escaping from a slaughterhouse running into a stor in a frenzy.

I've seen one such cow. It broke straight through a wired fence(the posts were wodden and broke) and just kept running mindlessly.

>> No.10248055

>>10247880
Why do people use electric stoves.

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>>10246790
Don't worry about it wagie, your feeble mind is probably too small to understand it anyways. Just go back to making money for Mr.Shekelstein. Chop chop wagie, time is money!

>> No.10248144

>>10247959
the transport truck crashed and the cow ran from the freeway into a supermarket.

>> No.10248153

>>10248144
I was pretty close, nice. Thanks.

>> No.10248173

>>10246285
and nothing of value was lost

>> No.10248178

>>10246469
source..please..

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>>10247959
>>10248144
Hey, thanks for replying. I guess I should have guessed it wasn't a pre-killed cow from how she's bleeding from out her nose.
That's some bad luck for the retail workers, though. Having a damn cow crash through the store and bleed out next to the coolers.

>> No.10248234

>>10247952
>>10247959
a cow ran away from the farm, into a fucking supermarket, German police had to take her down

>> No.10248260

>>10246472
Felt so bad for him.

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>>10246533
Is that real or scripted

>> No.10248358

>>10246469
This is my first lead towards that screenshot from this clip that is always posted. For the love of God, post source.

>> No.10248396

>>10247952
Why would you think either of those things were plausible? If I had to guess, a cow somehow got into a store and some idiots made the cleanup situation worse by shooting it instead of being clever enough to herd it out.

>> No.10248458

>>10246472
Fuck you for making me remember that

>> No.10249041

>>10247876
This.
People that unironically assume working more than 40 hours with no savings to show for it are worse than NEETs because they could at least be broke and doing something they want to do like watching movies or jerking it.

This doesn't apply if you're supporting your family (putting their food on the table) but still broke at the end of the day, because your family is an asset.

>> No.10249053

>>10246437
Nice ass

>> No.10249070

>>10246892
This is a good Apu

>> No.10249116

>>10247862
...
What were they making?

>> No.10249124

>>10248055
Tons of houses come with it and its a huge hassle to connect a gas line and get a proper stove. Honestly probably wouldnt move into a house with an electric stove.

>> No.10249185

>>10246561
I ride the carts to my car all the time. Just don't expect to put both your feet on it as if you were a little kid unless you got a bunch of beer in the front or something.

>> No.10249193

>>10246655
holy fuck lmao

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>>10248055
Usually landlords don't want to bother with connecting gas. It adds the need for routine checks and some tennants can fuck shit up with gas.

But yeah. I had to survive 2.5 years while living abroad for work with an electric stove and I hated it every time I used it. It was so fucking hard to estimate how hot the pan/pot was getting without seeing the flame. What a fucking atrocity.

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>> No.10249665

>>10247039
>If I don't like it it's not real

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They still sold most of it, but at drastically reduced price. ~80,000,000.00 yuro loss

>> No.10249815

>>10249805
Why wouldn't you have the shelves anchored down?

>> No.10249820

>>10249805
Why? They don't look that damaged.

Also, lost in costs caused by the damage, or lost in potential revenue? Because the latter is not a real loss.

>> No.10249834

>>10249815
I'm pretty sure they were, just not strongly enough. It was an earthquake.
>>10249820
Much was damaged, and it cut short the aging process.

>> No.10249838

>>10249815
not sure if those are just parts of the shelves or the bottom of them, but i see some jagged metal at the bases of those metal bars

>> No.10249846

>>10249834
And yeah, revenue. I would say it was plenty real for the farmers and cheese makers. 10% of one production year. It certainly could have been worse.

>> No.10250158

>>10247952
>chop
>only possiblities i can think of must be /pol/itical
get out the basement now and then and see the real world. sometimes shit just happens.

and maybe stop eating them gmo's coz they rot your brain.

>> No.10250173

>>10248282
I don't know. It seems odd that the camera appears to follow him, but I'd say that it has been edited from a wide angle dash cam to zoom in on the guy.

So I believe it's real, but not 106% certain.

>> No.10250175

nobody posted the bald dudes in a restaurant getting food dumped on them by a clumbsy waitress?

>> No.10250177

>>10247867
> breast cancer

>> No.10250178

>>10249116
lava cake

>> No.10250210

>>10246561
My bf does this every time we go to Costco
He's 50

>> No.10250219

>>10246655
Me on the days my brakes are being disrespectful

>> No.10250241

>>10247903
>when a keynesian economist runs out of pasta

>> No.10250259

>>10248396
I've seen disgruntled farmers dump thousands of liters of milk and tonnes of manure in front of our Govt. offices.
And vegans are stupid and insane. Not smart like you with your amazing cow herding abilities and whatnot.
What makes you think it's NOT plausible for angry determined people to dump a dead cow somewhere public.

>>10248234
Thanks for clearing it up.

>> No.10250277

>>10250210

post your feet

>> No.10250280

>>10246297
Give me 5 baguettes and some Parmesan and I'll clean that in 30 minutes.

>> No.10250284

>>10249834
>earthquake
Okay yeah that definitely explains it.

>> No.10250291

>>10250277
no u

>> No.10250329

>>10248055
can't trust tenants with gas
hell, i don't even trust them with electricity or plumbing

>> No.10250382

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L2X8VzWwYs

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>>10246297
Little bit of oliveol

>> No.10250449

>>10249116
Looks like a batch of caramel gone horribly wrong.

>> No.10250486

>>10246450
Its a Ragdoll or some kind of spotted siamese mix

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>>10246892
Thanks for the fresh Apu fren

>> No.10250564

>>10250259
Because the cow wasn't dead when it got there. It stumbled around bleeding and left hoof prints in its blood. It looks like it got shot over on the left (splatter drops), then stumbled and turned in circles over to the freezer cases (bloody hoofprints), then fell over and bled out. Crazy vegans aren't going to slaughter a cow. Farmers aren't going to throw away profit. Nobody would want to clean up this mess. I think it got shot by a retard trying to help, or cops who wanted to go eat doughnuts and not wait around for an hour coaxing the cow outside. Looks like they even tried to lasso it first, which led to frustration as it probably freaked out afterwards. They coulda just turned the lights out and left the door wide open and set up a perimeter for a while and drank some coffee on the job. My guess is based on the photo. Yours sound like it's based on your imagination. I wonder if that hand truck worked. I doubt it. I bet somebody tried it and was like: fuck this shit. Then a photo for hilarity/insurance claims was taken.

Oh, another thing: look at the bars on the window and mirror in the corner. This is probably a little store somewhere right off the highway in gooberville, Europe (because there are cow farms near enough for cows to get in). Not a great spot for a publicity stunt. Great spot for goober cops/civilians to be retards.

>> No.10250711

>>10250280
Kek

>> No.10250838

>>10246285
>That shit
>Food

Pick one.

>> No.10250843

>>10246579
>Euro plugs
Trash

>> No.10250964

>>10247952
>>10250259

>>10248234
>German police had to take her down

it's funny because >>10248396 was apparently absolutely right you fucking dumbass...

>> No.10251003

>>10246285
The rare time mcd gets the fries perfect only for them to be spilled

>> No.10251026

Ive just come from /b/ and no thread there made me want to kill myself as this on in the fucking cooking forums

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>> No.10251054

>>10249236
It's upside down

>> No.10251340 [DELETED] 

>>10246556
you spelt niggers wrong

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>> No.10251368

>>10246285
Remember the 200
#NeverAgain

>> No.10251369

>>10249116
uranium fuel rods

>> No.10251378

>>10246533
Should have just kept walking

>> No.10251401

>>10249236
jack is such a retard
you dont clasp it down or pressure builds up

>> No.10251402

>>10246469
Didn't recognize this at all until the last few seconds, but then I nostalgia'd hard.

>> No.10251412

>>10249805
>80,000,000.00 yuro loss
That's can't even be 80M euro of cheese can it?

>> No.10251435

>>10246437
Why is she sitting on the ground and crying? Stupid bitch just clean up and make it new. It dont look like a special meal. Its just tomato sauce

>> No.10251468

>>10251435
I always wanted to know who was taking the picture and what happened to the poor guy.

>> No.10251667

>>10251412
Not in that picture, no. A wheel goeas for about 450 euro. That would equate to 178k wheels if totally wasted (not all of it was). There were a lot of aging facilities that looked somewhat like that picture, though. They sold much of it at maybe 2/3 normal price. Take into account property damage and labor, and it starts to make some sense. Of course insurance is typically scammed to some degree. The joys of socialist practices and all that.

>> No.10251693

>>10246285
I'd still eat them
you're a pussy if you dont

>> No.10252229

>>10251030
>just the tip

>> No.10252233

>>10251468
I know what you mean. She must be totally a attention whore being this fucking stupid. Sitting on the ground and crying

>> No.10252239

>>10247796
Just because it looks clean, doesn't mean its clean

>> No.10252251

>>10246297

>That wet floor sign

Just in case people didn't notice

>> No.10252255

>>10247255
>>10246510

I remember when I was working in a supermarket I was chosen to clean one of the icecream freezers. I got to do it outside in the sun and was not required to go back in to do other jobs until it was done. I had that thing sparkling by the end and it was a great afternoon.

Physical labour/cleaning > Customer interaction every time

>> No.10252280

>>10247880
>boiling shit while nobody is watching it and you're sleeping
He should've been more responsible

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>> No.10252461

>>10246655
Kekd

>> No.10252465

>>10252297
And nothing of value was lost.

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>>10246437

>> No.10253141

>>10252297
Those containers take a little it of effort to open and there is a plastic seal covering the ice cream under the cardboard lid. Could someone really not wait until they got home to start scarfing that shit down?

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>>10247897
>Muslim migrants raping your women is ok
>Cow in the super market has to be shot to take it down

>> No.10253159

>>10246556
okay i usually laugh at these /pol/ jokes but this one literally took no effort.

its a no from me

>> No.10253418

>>10251054
Look again you mong

>> No.10253968

>>10247221
Restaurant manager here. Can't put oil in a drain or it fucks shit up and the county fines the shit out of you. This one fucker spilled half a fryers worth of oil and we had to block the drain and throw ice all over the oil to help solidify it so we could sweep it up. It takes a damn while to clean oil.

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>>10246469
Wait a minute...that bento

>> No.10254159

>>10246297
Almost the amount of oil Jamie Oliver puts on his salad

>> No.10254575

>>10252251
You have no clue how stupid, unaware, oblivous and illiterate people are do you?

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>> No.10254826

>>10246437
beat me to it

>> No.10254847

>>10246579
you can just pick the dry pasta up, unless it broke up to badly

>> No.10254923

>>10250178
U cheeky cunt

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>> No.10255059

>>10249805
Amazingly bad. Worst mess ITT, and obviously most expensive both in time and money.

>> No.10255140

>>10251435
Yeah, but its a crock pot so I guess it cooked for a long time and was planned well in advance. And that isn't really a small mess for your average kitchen spill. Still though, crying on the floor over it is stupid.

One of my homemade pizzas slid off the peel and landed upside down on a hairy (pet cat) carpet. Lots of lost effort right there.

>> No.10255157

>>10251693
That isn't smart. We walk on lots of shit that will make you sick if you ingest. Your co-worker could step on dog shit (and inefficiently clean their shoe) the morning you pass on their footsteps through the building door. That shit wipes off pretty good onto the carpet of your car floor, and will be on those fries.

>> No.10255168

>>10247867
wow, haha. That is pretty bad.

>> No.10255188

>>10248055
My apartment before had no gas option. Not everyone has the choice. I made due with the shitty electric stove. Now I'm in a house with gas, thank fuck.

>> No.10255212

>>10246533
Poor dude :(

He was all like "woopdioop, I'll just glide on outta here, gonna go home and get toasty with these drinks my niggaz.... BAM PLSHHHH KRRRK FRRRHHHHHZZZZZZZ"

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10255288

>>10246579

>> No.10255295
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10255295

>>10255288
Ah this one goes first.

>> No.10255302
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10255302

>>10246620
>black
>people

>> No.10255333

>>10248104
>To do: die alone and miserable after getting kicked out by parents for thinking your a miserable, useless, unemployed, stupid pile of shit

>> No.10255430

>>10255333
>Ragie wagie gets trips

>> No.10255571

>>10247369
>full on sweetie
Plz go and stay go

>> No.10255613
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10255613

>>10252297
Beat me to it

>> No.10255634

>>10252251
probably so some american doesnt purposefully slip in it and sue

>> No.10255637

>>10255613
millions of peaches
peaches for free

>> No.10255691

>>10246556
You should be ashamed of yourself, what do you think this is? r/funny?

>> No.10255696

>>10250219
You should get that fixed, it could kill you one day.

>> No.10255781

>>10246556
Shameful. Fuck off to reddit with your racism.

>> No.10255788

>>10252297
You can still eat most of it if you scoop it back in the plastic.

>> No.10255796

>>10246655
Don't know why I found this so funny

>> No.10255803

>>10246790
Enjoy waking up for work tomorrow

wagie

>> No.10255855
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10255855

>>10248358
>>10248178
>>10247788

ラブレター, or Love Letter. It was a romance drama that aired in 2008. Found someone on Youtube that has what appears to be the entire series (untranslated, or course).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yWEsZ0bamk

>> No.10255960

>>10247897
Fucking kek

>> No.10256102

>>10253153
wow such edge

>> No.10256112
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10256112

>>10246482
>take 10 hours cleaning it up at my leisure
>management has no choice but to pay me overtime since no one else will do it

>> No.10256234

>>10250564
I mean I don't believe it was vegan and I think you are correct but just FYI PETA is comprised of alot of vegans and slaughters alot of cows they just don't eat them

>> No.10256255
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10256255

>>10253113
you didn't even do it right.

>> No.10256302
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10256302

Pressure cooker bombs bro

>> No.10256405
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10256405

>>10251363

>> No.10256792

>>10256112
>*lazy worker gets replaced 1 week after.*

>> No.10256804
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10256804

>> No.10256855

>>10256792
They can't fire me everyone quit and got fired for stealing. I'm literally the only guy certified to work every food station

>> No.10256973
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10256973

>>10246783
As a Meatball lover this hit hard

>> No.10257001

>>10255430
>On /ck/

>> No.10257015

>>10257001
Off by one, wagie

>> No.10257023

>>10257015
>Implying I'm a wagie

>> No.10257059

>>10251435
Maybe stressed about something else? If I'm cooking while exhausted/super stressed out and spill everything all my crazy comes out at once and I start cackling like a madman and smash every breakable in the room.

>> No.10257072

>>10246437
>oh god, Daddy is going to beat me when he gets home

>> No.10257104

>>10256804
put this hooar in the oven

>> No.10257229

>>10255855
THANK YOU

>> No.10257268

>>10255855
Arigatou anon-kun.

>> No.10257305

>>10246510
>>10256112
>>10247255
>>10247369
>>10253968

No manager in the world would give a job like >>10246297 to just 1 employee, it's a major safety hazard with the broken glass and the oil spilt everywhere.
It also would take far too long for 1 person to clean that up and under good management they will have as many staff possible clean it up so that way they get rid of the hazard in a shorter amount of time and all the employees can go back to their original jobs.

>> No.10257435

>>10249200

Do you not sense changes in temperature or something?

>> No.10257444

>>10255571
Sweetie, oh dear, don't butter your dingle berry muffin yet sugar sweety biscuit bun. It's okay dear, we all sweety snookims our dilly doo every now and then honey doo

>> No.10257449

>>10255613
Are peaches normally transported like this? Won't the ones at the bottom always get ruined? Even in pic a lot of them look pretty foul.

>> No.10257670

>>10257449
Probably a protest dump by a farmer (do you farm peaches?) on a government site.

>> No.10257688
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10257688

>> No.10257718

>>10257688
>not Ewinegelion

>> No.10257738

>>10257718
Terrible, take a lap.

>> No.10257842
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10257842

>>10246465
I had these saved but havent had a reason to post. Thanks anon

>> No.10257845
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10257845

>>10257842

>> No.10257889

>>10257842
>>10257845
>>10246465
disgusting barbarians.

>> No.10257897

>>10246437
>not ripping her sweatpants down and fucking her doggie style while shoving her face in the source

>> No.10257922

>>10254981
Is this the same dude from the lonley 20th birthday cake being lit by his mom. Can't catch a break

>> No.10257952

>>10256405
Cheap. You can tell the tub isn't full, a little is just spread across sheets or towels that she stuffed in there for filler.

>> No.10257958
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10257958

>>10256804
She didn't even want to do the damn cooking show, that's why she had her decorating segment because that was the only thing to make her agree. She shops, decorates, and calls the fucking caterer for Cuomo.

>> No.10257964
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10257964

>>10257897
Fuckin' hawt.

>> No.10257970

>>10246297
Why were that many bottles of piss for sale at the supermarket? What the fuck?

>> No.10257982

>>10246465
I went to la tomatina once. It's was fun.

>> No.10258012

>>10246465
this really tickles my w&m fetish.

>> No.10258168

>>10256405
I knew that was Lucy from trailer park boys, fuck yeah. Only Canadians call it Kraft Dinner.

>> No.10258209
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10258209

>>10246469
Fffffuck, thats where its from.

>> No.10258282

>>10250564
well explained

>> No.10258288

>>10255796
It has greater symbolism

>> No.10258301

>>10257449
in shitholes they are

>> No.10258387

>>10254981
That person looks almost exactly like me but with shorter hair. What the fuck.

>> No.10258405
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10258405

>>10254981
>shorter hair
cut it
>almost exactly like me
off by exactly how many lbs?

>> No.10258529

>>10246579
>plugging in your spaghetti without an adaptor

i shugger dugger

>> No.10258564

>>10247867
I thought the point of M&M's was that they don't melt through the candy shell?

>> No.10258569

>>10257718
Do it in French fool
>Fin d'Evingelion

>> No.10258724

>>10247420
damn is that hugo from lost?

>> No.10258773

>>10257305
>all other employees say no
>or their shift ends and they leave
>be the only person willing to stay to cheat overtime

>> No.10258860

>>10257958
Shes on the food channel nibba, shes got to atleast try.

>> No.10258911
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10258911

Years and years ago my room mate and I made an epic feast. We had our girlfriends come over and wanted to make a really badass meal for them and just have a great night.

We made bbq ribs, brisket, a really great 5 cheese Mac and cheese with bits of sausage in it, a big salad, just a great comfort food meal for a cold winters night.

The girls came over and we were pulling the Mac and cheese out of the oven. We all stepped outside to smoke a blunt when we heard something explode. We came back inside and the dish we had baked the Mac in was placed on a burner that was left on. There were small glass shards in every bit of what we cooked. The meats were all laced with glass fragments. None of the meal was salvageable. We had to toss it all.

It was a great tragedy.

>> No.10259082
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10259082

>>10258911
DUDE WEED HAHAHAHHAHAAA

>> No.10259097

>>10256804
Is this a real TV show? I don't even cook well and my meatloaf looks better than that.

>> No.10259125

>>10258911
You were making Mac and cheese in a pressure cooker? Why?

>> No.10259142

>>10246465
>tfw allergic to tomatoes and this pic makes my skin crawl

>> No.10259150

>>10259142
>allergic to the best fruit
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>> No.10259154

>>10246579
We have ignition

>> No.10259161

>>10259150
because I don't get a reaction from ingesting it, only from juice getting on my skin

>> No.10259171

>>10259161
Ah, that's not that bad.

>> No.10259356

>>10258569
I would have, but my French is lacking.

>> No.10259564

>>10257718
A bad pun is a good pun is a bad pun is a good pun...

>> No.10259676

>>10255212
:[

>> No.10259963

>>10246472
>It's probably the thing I do best.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGK61Jqq3c

>> No.10260000

>>10251435
>don't

>> No.10260010

>>10254159
more like jamie olive oil haha

>> No.10260021

>>10259963
best character on that show

>> No.10260024

>>10246480
this looks like a family guy joke, it just needs a shot with the two truck drivers arguing in italian

>> No.10260036

>>10257842
sopa de macaco

>> No.10260102

>>10253418
It IS upside down

>> No.10260119
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10260119

>>10255333
Get a load of this raging waging ragie wagie. Hilarious every time!

>> No.10260208

>>10258911
holy fuck what a bunch of retards

>> No.10260694

>>10259082
>you didn’t smoke weed when you were 20
>>10259125
In a glass pan, hence why it exploded on a burner
>>10260208
>implying you’ve never had a cooking accident

I don’t usually post on /ck/ and I guess that will continue. You guys are a bunch of serious fucking faggots.

>> No.10260728

>>10260694
yeah not everyone's a normie faggot like you

>> No.10260887

>>10253153
retard spillover from /pol/

>> No.10260926

>>10246460
>>>/r/

>> No.10260928

>>10247892

New Walmart DLC for Fallout 4 confirmed!

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10260938

>>10246543
>tfw I have a deaf girl fetish

>> No.10260975

>>10247221
When you're getting paid by the hour everyone goes out of their way to work as slowly as they can without getting fired.

>> No.10261131

>>10260102
>indicator light on top
>embossed logo on top
>larger foot structure on bottom
>clasp attached to top handle
Fuck if I know why it has rubber feet on the top, but it definitely isn't upside down.

>> No.10261323

>>10258911
Ouch, my condolences. Makes for a great story though.

>> No.10261402

>>10247213
they use the shitty tomatoes from the eastern region of Spain

>> No.10261422

>>10247903
lol copy pasta

>> No.10261437

>>10257444
I love you.

>> No.10261455
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10261455

>spend a whole sunday making pot roast dinner and chicken stock
>get up at like 9
>after dinner, put uncovered pot of stock in sink with ice water to cool before storing
>walk away to take a piss
>hear someone start running the tap + sounds of dishes being done

>> No.10261456

>>10257305
Bullshit.
>Work retail.
>Have a massive pile of hazmat shit in a storage area outside the store.
>Batteries, paint, thinners, everything.
>All boxed up in plastic totes for years in the elements.
>Store finally gets fucked over with a huge fine (At least 10k+)
>Given a plastic bib and pair of gloves we use for filling forklift batteries with water and told to clean up a literal ton of this shit by myself.
>Bring gas mask from my house because fuck it.
>Still smell the chemicals, sweating my balls off in the summer heat.
>The bottom of the pallet has literally been eaten away.

>> No.10261464

>>10247221
It's called skating, you literal retard who can't even type properly.

>> No.10261468

>>10250158
so much this. politics infests literally everything.

>> No.10261493

>>10247880
This kills me every time.

>> No.10261508
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10261508

>>10258209
>Fffffuck

and now i can delete this off my hd

>> No.10261531

>>10258288
so true. good things take time.

>> No.10261586

>>10259676
>>10255212
You need to go back

>> No.10261617

>>10261455
Did you slam their head against the wall?

>> No.10261886

where's the one with the whole ostrich on the speed rack that was burnt to a crisp.

>> No.10261899

>>10254760
Mods

>> No.10261931

>>10255288
>>10255295

I thought I was the only one who knew about Alien 9.

>> No.10261970
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10261970

>>10261455

>> No.10261982

>>10260694
>In a glass pan, hence why it exploded on a burner
I still don't get it. How do you make a glass dish explode?

>> No.10261993

>>10261456
>Given a plastic bib and pair of gloves
And this is where you quit.

>> No.10261999

>>10249116
Elephant's Foot

>> No.10262009

What the fuck, how is this constantly on the popular threads index
Is this some sort of new fetish I don't know about

>> No.10262025

>>10246437
I'll bet the seat of those sweat pants smells terrific.

>> No.10262037

>>10252251
Have fun getting sued because some jew decides to 'accidentally' slip and get a fat payout because you didn't follow safety regulations.

>> No.10262507

>>10246285
those are fine

>> No.10262528
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10262528

>>10261999

>> No.10262682
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10262682

>>10247897

>> No.10262691

>>10257842
UMA

>> No.10262775
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10262775

I picked it back up and continued eating before cleaning

>> No.10262826

>>10258911
>mentally retarded
>smokes weed
Checks out

>> No.10263068

>>10262775
that doesn't seem so bad. Not a lot of damage done to the food

>> No.10263257
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10263257

Why

>> No.10263342

I made a really nice grilled cheese last week. Like that one from that webm we have all seen. I dropped it on the floor and spent the rest of the day in bed.

>> No.10263355

>>10246297
Juss a splash ov olovawl

>> No.10263376
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10263376

>>10261455
>have tray of juicy fatty oil from roast to use for gravy and potatoes
>put near sink before going to bathroom
>hear sink running

>> No.10263380

>>10262528
>most people do not like hare in their food
my sides

>> No.10263387

>>10261931
It's not THAT unknown.

>> No.10263457

>>10261456
>pair of gloves we use for filling forklift batteries with water
seems an efficient way of doing things

>> No.10263484
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10263484

>>10261455
are you me?

>> No.10263491

>>10263257
Coconut shrimp stew. I don't see a problem. Serving it in a pipa is a bit much, stupid gimmick, but I'll bet it's tasty.

>> No.10263662

>>10247862
G-Gojira!

>> No.10263737

>>10258387
please get a haircut

>> No.10263777
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10263777

>> No.10263815

>>10257842
Looks like the scene in the 1980s The Blob in the phone booth

>> No.10263833

>>10250210
How old are you?

>> No.10264263

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rXyN3rI85A

>> No.10264558

>>10263833
10

>> No.10264641

>>10246437
>the fucking cat
always gets me

>> No.10265163

>>10260694
>guess that will continue
Thank fuck, good riddance.

>> No.10265178

>>10246297
My first job was at a grocery store. Even one broken bottle of oil is a bitch and a half to clean. I'd take kitty litter off the shelf which made it easier but even then it was a bitch. I can't even imagine how big of a bitch this would be.

>> No.10265196
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10265196

>>10246437
>Tfw my gf can even fucking prepare basic spaghetti

>> No.10265200

>>10256804
what about the drinks dear god the drinks

>> No.10265208

>>10246472
>Tfw I got drunk while cooking for my parents and did this almost exact same thing

My dad yelled at me for getting so drunk and my mom started crying because she was scared about how mad my dad was

>> No.10265229

>>10246533
>>10246541
>>10246561
>>10255212
Fellow autist here who has been known to do that. Except that he wasnt god tier on his reaction time he was just limpwrist about it. Gotta feel when its gonna flip so you slow it down and get a grip.

>> No.10265233

>>10246533
I did that once and the handle smashing in my hand into the concrete ripped out 3 finger nails and crushed my ring finger flat like a pancake and it turned green while waiting at the hospital to get treated. I was only like 13 at the time, though.

>> No.10265248

>>10256973
something about this meme just reminded me that wojak looks a hell of alot like patrick stewart

>> No.10265253

>>10247420
>>10258724
> his face when he realizes someone is actually taking a picture of this

>> No.10265276

>>10247039
Guilty pleasures is where it's at, anon.....like, if you're watching porn do you want to see 2 beautiful people fucking? Or do you want to see the semi good looking girl being degraded by a pack of niggers seeing that she hates it but still does it because she is desperate for money and is willing to be degraded publically like that for $200?

>> No.10265279

>>10247862
>>10247870
>>10249116
Looks like some kind of bread stuff that came out of the oven burnt and it was so hot when they knocked a piece off of it combustion happened.

>> No.10265288

>>10247201
It's pretty much exactly like that.

>> No.10265293

>>10247213
They're rotten tomatoes that aren't fit for sale.

>> No.10265306

>>10247897
the cow was dying to get to the supermarket
get it?

>> No.10265339

>>10247897
F

>> No.10265345

>>10263777
Wie?

>> No.10265361

>>10252297
>>10252465
>>10255788

mothafucka that shit is still good, just lift it up and scrape off the layer that hit the floorboard, and put it back in the carton

>>10246437
I think she's been hit already and she's just in shock, the way she's looking at the cat as its getting curious about the sauce seems to suggest this.
> in about 10 minutes she'll finally pick herself up, grab the pot and lid, and after about another 5 mins will slowly begin moving towards the broom closet for the swiffer

>> No.10265385
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10265385

>>10254760
>>10261899
the only possible explanation for this is that the milk has gone bad, literally nobody would do this otherwise

>>10255157
>>10246285
> mfw these fries may have been sitting there all night or even all weekend

>> No.10265387
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10265387

>>10264263

>> No.10265414

>>10257688
>>10257718
>>10258569
mannn thats a huge loss right there, almost as bad as that olive oil disaster

>> No.10265446
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10265446

>>10264263

>> No.10265597

>>10265446
:praisekek:

>> No.10265775

>>10265233
You must've been one fat-ass teen

>> No.10265961

>>10265196
>hey guies I have gf!!!!!!

please kill yourself

>> No.10266143

>>10246437
>barefoot
>pregnant
>in the kitchen
I came.

>> No.10266199

>>10265961
I hate to use the words lightly, but wow you're a triggered virgin.

>> No.10266305

>>10246480
fuck watermelon bins those things are the worst

>> No.10266397

>>10257688
As someone who works in a grocery store that receives a fuckton of wine and beer I can tell you that this is a common occurrence, especially when the wine buyer is a fucking twat who orders huge drops of shit without a plan so they just build displays everywhere and customers are constantly knocking them over