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>hands you menu
> ▄ raw fish on rice ▬ $310
> ▄ raw fish on rice ▬ $210
> ▄ raw fish on rice ▬ $150
> ▄ raw fish on rice ▬ $500
> ▄ raw fish on rice ▬ $425
> ▄ raw fish on rice ▬ $330
> ▄ raw fish on rice ▬ $780
> ▄ raw fish on rice ▬ $240
> ▄ raw fish on rice ▬ $390

>> No.10244927

Diet Bang's, please

>> No.10244931

>>10244920
If you knew anything you'd know Jiro doesn't have a menu you HACK FRAUD

>> No.10245265

>>10244920
Jiro dreams of you being found dead imapled on your 14” horse dildo.

>> No.10245268

>>10244920
Is this sushi Keto-friendly?

>> No.10245352

>>10244927
>not oliet bang's

>> No.10245484

>>10245265
At least I died the way I lived

>> No.10245504

>>10245265
i hate being imapled

>> No.10245518

>>10245265
>>10245504
>imapled
fukkin metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnM42lQ6a5c

>> No.10245520

>>10245268
rice is carbs dumbass

>> No.10245524

>>10245504
But yo mom lovees it nigger cum drinker

>> No.10245526

>>10245520
Just eat the fish and stick the rice in your pocket. It really helps when you're doing all you can eat sushi.

>> No.10245636
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>> No.10245654

Every night I come here I need to watch a show that makes me forget about how stupid this place is. Every single night.

>> No.10245664

>>10245654
See you tomorrow!

>> No.10246484

bump

>> No.10246497
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10246497

No thanks, I'll make it at home instead

>> No.10246519

>>10245654
What show works for you?

>> No.10246520

If i ever go to gook land ill go to his restraunt hand him 500$ in chink money and tell him to give me something good. When served id then pull out tomato ketchup and cover whatever the fuck he made for me in ketchup. Have a mouthfull or two look disgusted and ask where the closest mcdonalds is.
Id love nothing more to see the look on that cocksuckers face.

>> No.10246523

>>10246520
can you please stop samefagging? No one thinks you're funny.

>> No.10246527

>>10246520
The man doesn't speak English anon

>> No.10246560

>>10246527
Then id pay some jap to translate. Either way the message would be sent

>> No.10246570

Is Hana Hatae really his daughter?

>> No.10246580

>>10246560
>>>/r/eddit
The place for unfunny tryhards like you

>> No.10246671

>>10245352
HI IM BARRY SCOTT HERE

>> No.10246677

>>10244920
so you tellin me this nigga is named Jiro, and he go to sleep and he dreaming about sushi??