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>>10242963is that khadgar from warcraft
>>10242937How does he get out without breaking the eggs?
>>10242937How does he get out without damaging his wares?
>>10243024He doesn't. This is his home.
>inb4 brainloaf>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese>inb4 banana full of spiders>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets>inb4 frankenegg.webm>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it>inb4 twisty pasta machine>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery>inb4 taco town>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder>inb4 anime pancakes
>>10242937>>10243024>>10243051same fucking thing every fucking thread goddamn
corn n peas, thats 2 weeks without the car.
>inb4 pizza vending machine>inb4 automation frozen pizza>inb4 cadaver slicer>inb4 pancake making on coke>inb4 omurice egg slicing>inb4 chinaman pancakes>inb4 corn hair roller>inb4 cream funnel on cakes>inb4 churros ice cup>inb4 chocolate globe petals>inb4 melting chocolate globe>inb4 avocado burger>inb4 bees on cake vendor>inb4 turkish ice cream trickery>inb4 avocado burger>inb4 green avo macaroni >inb4 fried shrimp cannon>inb4 dancing squid trick>inb4 kay's motor oil egg>inb4 cheeseburger cocktail>inb4 carved ice whiskey ball>inb4 dumpling mouth vacuum>inb4 pastry baking in oven>inb4 fake avocado egg>inb4 pizza with plastic forks&knife fag>inb4 ugly glazed cake
>>10242971My favorite is the guy who is clearly using dry feed corn and pulls out his front teeth.
>>10243132do you feel better now that you've posted this?
>>10243191Do you feel better for posting the same webms every fucking thread you surly egg bitch?
>>10243209what is a surly egg bitch
>>10243209i'm not posting this shit, you retarded fucking nigger.
>>10243168This hurts me both physically and mentally
>>10243024He has to sell and cook all of them.
>>10243257oh is that the kind of thread we're having this time?
>>10243132fuck off faggot
>>10243266Are there different kinds of webm threads?
>>10243262>Seasoning your wok with waterUSAUSAUSA
>>10243304well yeah there's >>10243132 and then there's asian hate threads
>>10243269eat my dick bitch i'll fucking rape your family
>>10243317>asian hateDude, it's just a funny title.
>>10243257they iced him down to the point of unconsciousness, what's the problem with this? i feel like if this was an asian post then they'd serve the crab by walking it on a leash to the table and letting the customers eat his legs off one by one before sucking his brain out
does anyone have the webm about two homosexuals making a chip butty
>>10243329yeah whatever i know what you're doing
>>10242898What were those round balls she put in?
>>10243353So you also like to think that when the alien facehuggers come, the asians would just serve them as streetfood?
>>10243362>1 inch of ginger>1 handful cashews>1 bunch scallionswhat the fuck are these measuring units
>>10243378Oh thank fuck I thought they were whoppers/maltesers
>>10243132I wonder how many months do I need to wait without checking these threads to see 20% of the webms being OC.
>>10243381Not defending shit-tier recipes, but sometimes when you measure out how much ginger to use, they ask for a "thumb" of ginger; a piece of root ginger roughly the size of the tip of your thumb, that's then peeled, diced and mashed in a pestle & mortar.
>>10243405Last thread had a lot of OC, but people only respond to the classicals.
>>10243398This is Brazil isn't it
>>10243129>not making a heart out of fried rice and putting spatula under it to make it a beating heartshitty hibachi place 2/10
>>10243442>poisonous animalsPretty sure that's Australia.
>>10243132>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restauranti actually want to see this, anyone got it?
>>10242937anyone have the accompanying webm with his son?
>>10243526What's that 3rd thing?
>>10243555>Born in the egg shack which is both his home and prison
>>10243179those piggies ok? im afraid they might get dizzy or burnt if they spend too much time on that tanning bed.
>>10242898>Americans actually eat this.Disgusting
>>10243204I see that one parkland shooting survivor found something more productive to do than advocating for gun control
>>10243218>40 dowwa gajin for my unwipe stwaberwy
>>10242937But how does he get out without breaking the eggs?
Anyone knows what igredients are used in this recipe?
>>10243647eggsbuttercreme fraichespring onion
>>10243661thanks i love you
>>10243647this >>10243661 but chives not spring onions(sorry for being a pedantic cunt)
>>10243647PAN NICE AND COLDNICE KNOB OF BUTTER
>>10243687Is that piglet spying on them in the background?
>>10243687As a tarantula owner this disturbs me.
>>10243142God I wish that were me
>>10243209>>10243318truly the most interesting of specimen
>>10242937>>10243555I hope one day somebody from /ck/ finds this booth, and buys all the eggs at once. Then they'll say "you're free now!" while buckling over with laughter as these two watch in perpelexed confusion.
>>10243142I find her very attractive and actually enjoy her channel. Retarded but so am I, I guess..
>>10243142What's the name for the fetish this is serving?
>>10243897>>10243901It's called /r9k/
>>10243804do you wish you were the bread or the girl?
>>10243134Smashed burgers are a crime to society
>>10243874That one is short.
>>10243921are you retarded? smashing burgers makes a delish crust on the meat if cooked correctly. fucking idiot.
>>10243575yup, he can't get out
>>10243204A getting a few small, slightly gay vibes from this.
>>10243930Stop drop and roll goddamn
>>10243415can't go wrong with the classics, my friend
>>10243555They'll be free the day /ck/ stops posting them.
>>10243496he lost a bet or something I guess
>>10243786>please do not confuse that ugly bitch's wrinkly dry ass hands with mine
>>10243962but gotta make classics as well
>>10243179Looks like something you would find in corpse party
>>10243930pretty sure I heard she ended up dying
>>10243504>>10243513What are these called? Tried searching for "Mexican snacks" etc, but found nothing.
>>10244092i hate this
>>10244118>over 9000 retarded tasty videos reposted every thread>somehow this is what triggers you
>>10244126this is better but i still don't like the hollow ice gimmick and the way that guy locks eyes with the camera is extremely unsettling
>>10243586this is so retarded, I hate 86% of these fucking "gif" recipes
>>10243163you can never get your chicken out once it startsits gone
>>10243163this is fucking stupidwhats the point? to achieve random heat distribution making it worse than a microwavegood job retard
>>10243670BACKON THE HEATOFFTHE HEAT
>>10243586What the fuck why would you not just fry an egg to make that sandwich.I am ANGRY now.
>>10243930Stop Drop and Roll
>>10244198to look cool
>>10243309He's burning of whatever sprayed on later might be on it. That's the reason the pan is discoloring and he's cleaning it with water.
>>10244118https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1iqVGORUckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxRzzm-mjCEThen you're gonna hate these
>>10244350>BAR-TIMESlove that channel, real comfy desu
>>10243842I really like the presentation on this. I'd never bother to make it, but it looks cool.
>>10242937How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?
>>10243309that wasn't seasoning, that was washing off the factory oil.
>>10244477pastry chefs were a mistake
>>10244477That's a whole lot of work for something that looks like a tumor filled with powdered glass.
>>10244548just give me the fucking beer faggot
>>10244566That'll be 3 bucks + tip
>>10243139w-what the fuck>British flag on meat packagingoh now it makes more sense
>>10244606Kay does not represent us.
>>10244656Who is he and what is he doing in that webm? The water isn't even hot.
>>10244661He's a middle aged woman living off the government tit and making an absolute fuckup of everything she ever tries to make. She has a son too, which means a human being was raised on this filth.https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeKWgImK1RAD9IGjWZqxmIw/videos
>>10243129I'd like a sunny side up... oh
>>10244661>>10244606>>10243139Found it>Beef/Alphabet Pasta Soup My Wayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p77rwddL7hk
>>10244672>She has a sonsomeone had sex with her
>>10244477>strawberry flavored strawberries (made with 100% real strawberries)
>>10244718You'd hit it. don't lie.
>>10243174the first 20 seconds were nice.
>>10243921fuck you nigger
>>10242937This video has over 11 million views on youtube, on a channel that barely breaks 200 most of the time. We may never know why people find the egg man so compelling.
>>10243132Don't forget hot cheetos milkshake
>>10243936lmao you are shit at cooking m8. salt and oil create the crust you dickfucker. quit serving shit
>>10243134>grill lights fire>turns his back for 30 seconds what the fuck man
anything on munchies. Mostly Matty Matheson or my boi Action bronson.https://www.youtube.com/user/Munchies
>>10244730With a hammer, sure.
>>10244769omfg you're so dumb, lol! . salt may help but isn't necessary to achieve a good crust brainlet.
>>10243504honestly you guys can get fucked id eat that
>>10243174>dagged sleeves>in the kitchen
>>10243182cut gloves are for bitches
>>10243174precisely 10 seconds too long
>>10245365looks tasty but most of it would end up in my beard and handlebar mustache.
>>10244748it should be studied by scientists until we find the answer
>>10245405>handlebar mustachespotted the numale cuck manchild soyboy
>>10244570the biggest problem i see with this is how little the taps would get cleaned. FOH people are a lazy breed, and are not very willing to do work they're not getting tipped for.
>>10243218Christ $40 for a pack from a harvest that he can only sell 1/10th of, just for a different colored strawberry? I hope he goes out of business for this
>>10242971This just ruined my month :(You are a very bad person, and even if you are not ashamed of it now, you will be ashamed of yourself later.
>>10243163>Where we're going you don't need eyes to see...
>>10243124>rook at death we make rook!
>>10243921>All these anon's feeding the troll
>>10244070Try "Prison food" or "Prison snack".
>>10242937>>10243555but how does one chicken lay all of those eggs without breaking his arse?
>>10243897>her channelsharing is caring
>>10244744Kays good cooking
>>10245522>chicken>his arseDo you seriously not know that chickens are females?
>>10245522>>10245563they also don't have an arse, at least not in the traditional sense
>>10245563idk. do you seriously think it's possible that someone would think that an egg is a chicken poop?
>>10243142Is this ASMR
>>10245597Yes, I know it is possible that a retard could and has thought that. Doesn't change the fact that the point was chickens are females and roosters are males - there are no male chickens. I love that gif you posted.
>>10243124He must be very mighty to have that sword. :)
>>10245621Wrong, HENS are female chickens and roosters are male chickens.
>>10245621you've convinced yourself that some people are more retarded than you as a self defence for your low self esteem. because by comparison you feel smarter.>I love that gif you posted.and now you know why.
>>10243024>>10243051>>10244198This is the worst meme any board has ever propagated
>>10245643truth!>>10245653u got told. dwi.
>>10245653you're the one who's trying to split hairs and then failing at it, so you can't say muh semantics when that's the hill you've chosen to die on already
>>10243129this is impressive
>>10245688this is really, really impressive. 10/10 post.
>>10243214Wakanda watermelon is that?
>>10244570how does it know when to stop??
>>10243353Imagine a higher lifeform that studies humans and discovers we don't feel pain the way they do. So then they start doing this shit to us because our screams are like the sun rising where they are.
>>10245729this is just prison food
>>10243586Wow, what an efficient way to to absolutely waste 2 dozen eggs.Why the fuck would anyone do this? That egg has to have the texture of a super ball by the time it's done. It's not like this takes any less time than just making a bunch of scrambles for a big group.God damn, I mad.
>>10242937>you will never meet the surly king of the egg forthold me lads
>>10245902>black guy eating 'food'no shit, i wonder how an upstanding creature learned those skills.
>>10245902Yes, it is literally prison food.
>>10245902>>10245945>go to american prison>get fed doritosCan't make this shit up.
>>10243193god bless usa #1
>>10243193what a waste of canadian bucks
>>10245951it is not served to them. they must buy it from the commissary or whatever the niggers call the ghetto store inside the prison
>>10245951They don't "get fed" Doritos, they can either get care packages from people on the outside or buy it from the commisary.
>>10245893This makes me want to kill myself.
>>10245987dream bigger. it is those fucks that need to die.
>>10243257The fuck kind of crab is this?
>>10242937That's a nice carbon steel pan
>>10246007You mean cast iron?
>>10246021>>10243963I AM AROUSED
phat ass bich
>>10245729>>10245902>>10245951it's called a spread because a bunch of guys would pool together whatever shit they have into a communal meal and share it.that guy is wearing a shirt that says "conbody" because he's an ex-con who started a fitness training program after getting out of jail.
>>10246021I tried to make chips last week but couldn't get my potatoes crispy all the way throughHow the fuck do I fix this
>>10243198Having a hard time determining if this is disgusting or not here.
>>10242963Seems safe enough. About to try this now, wish me luck guys!
>>10243182I was hoping this was gore
>>10243190Would it be weird to jack off while rubbing those
>>10243204These two gay men have had much worse in their mouth's
>>10243193eww, who the fuck puts pineapple on pizza
>>10243513This is what Mexicans think is good food lmao
>>10243526Wonder how many STDs she has
>>10243930Talk about a hot date
>>10243311this looks like something that the doomed family in a blumhouse movie would watch on a projector because they found the reels buried in the backyardor it looks like the beginning of seven and should be watched with that instrumental version of nine inch nails' "closer" playing
>>10244350>barkeep handles your ice like a $200 handjob>isnt even wearing glovesjesus christ
>>10242937Does anyone have the long version where they show a guy who does the same dishes but has no clients?
>>10245893does that woman have autismwhere are her handlers
>>10245968not gonna lie, this probably tastes delicious. most of the butter ends up on the plate anyway
>>10244024Nah, she lived.http://shanghaiist.com/2014/10/12/updatestudent_successfuly_completes.php
>>10246211already been posted retard>>10243555
>>10246229of course it tastes delicious it's a pound of butter. Chicken Kiev is already a heart attack, this adds red meat, cheese and even more butter.
>>10245968Flyovers were a mistake.
>>10243152Does anyone have the webm of the 10 year old kid making hamburgers in the pan, fucks them up completely, and then eats them raw?
>>10243922She needs those gains if she's clipping them hedges all day
>>10242937this version of the webm didn't show the virgin next door
>>10245433I'm pretty sure that is the joke
>>10244070I believe the term you're looking for is "antojito" which is the term for various Mexican street food/snacks.
>>10246021>place called HipChips in europe>they arent french fries which is what they usually call "chips">the chef even calls them crisps which is what they call it over there. jesus christ london. get it together!
>>10246425How would HipCrisps make sensE?
>>10243317It's dead right? Those are just death spasms r-right?
>>10246600>>10246075sometimes less is more
>>10246709Not in her case
>>10243496every few threads this bastard shows up and every single time I still lose my shit, god bless this man
>>10243897>herC'mon, man. I don't have nearly enough Ackbars to illustrate this to you.
>>10245893>>10246021>>10246525i hate millenials
>>10243701pink plastic bag
>>10243193Does this dude have that wierd disease that robs you of all taste so you have to dredge everything with syrup to taste anything at all?
>>10246740do not lewd the pancakes
>>10243134Worst FPS ever.Or is it the best?
>>10243311I disapprove of this webm.
>>10244606>watch jack video>wtf why is he so retarded>see american style packagingmakes sense.
>>10243139>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p77rwddL7hkAt 0:14, does she pick a piece off to nibble on?
>>10246525That's the shittiest cobbler I've ever seen, and I've seen and eaten a lot.
>>10243786My pa does something similar to this using Guinness and Cocoa. Turns out quite nice
>>10246532Yeah, it looks like eel.
>>10243963i wonder how large her asshole is after years of this
>>10243930>>10243874Was it the guy's cigarette?
>>10243208deserves a (you)
>>10243179THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES WE CARRY ON!
>>10245479Shut the fuck up, faggot
>>10243208I'd turn 360° and walk away from this fucker
>>10243687no webm has ever made me feel more sick
>>10245968Dude has a heart rate monitor for the customers
>>10246176NOT NOW, CARLOS
>>10243163the only way to make a gyro
>>10243586Baked egg is disgosten shet
>>10243981>turk food>isnt ratscalling bs
>>10242937Why does he sit like that?
>>10243340>chips in the middle of breadWhat the fuck bongland, that's stupid
>>10247485What is the point of having starch products with starch productsIt's like potatoes on rice or somethingOr rice on bread
>>10247490It tastes good, why do anything with food? I don't get the aversion to mixing starches, as if we're future slaves getting our nutrition in blended pastes with your daily recommended macros in the most efficient form.>potatoes on rice, rice on breadLike potato curry or breaded rice balls.
>>10243152where is the PTFE layer ?
>>10243152why does this retard use metal on teflon
>>10246021looking at this gookette makes me mad
>>10245864it's dead dude. it's just spasm caused by salt and soy sauce
>>10245893SHE'S FUCKING ANNOYING I'M ACTUALLY LEGIT MAD NOW
>>10247054turning 360 degrees would leave you facing the same direction you brainlet
>>10243513>>10246166That is not mexican food, that's ridiculous garbage. And it really annoys me people fall for this meme, pic related is mexican food.
>>10248660>being this dumbnewfag