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>> No.10243015

>>10242963
is that khadgar from warcraft

>> No.10243024

>>10242937
How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10243043

>>10242937
How does he get out without damaging his wares?

>> No.10243051

>>10243024
He doesn't. This is his home.

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>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

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>>10242937
>>10243024
>>10243051
same fucking thing every fucking thread goddamn

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>> No.10243155

corn n peas, thats 2 weeks without the car.

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>inb4 pizza vending machine
>inb4 automation frozen pizza
>inb4 cadaver slicer
>inb4 pancake making on coke
>inb4 omurice egg slicing
>inb4 chinaman pancakes
>inb4 corn hair roller
>inb4 cream funnel on cakes
>inb4 churros ice cup
>inb4 chocolate globe petals
>inb4 melting chocolate globe
>inb4 avocado burger
>inb4 bees on cake vendor
>inb4 turkish ice cream trickery
>inb4 avocado burger
>inb4 green avo macaroni
>inb4 fried shrimp cannon
>inb4 dancing squid trick
>inb4 kay's motor oil egg
>inb4 cheeseburger cocktail
>inb4 carved ice whiskey ball
>inb4 dumpling mouth vacuum
>inb4 pastry baking in oven
>inb4 fake avocado egg
>inb4 pizza with plastic forks&knife fag
>inb4 ugly glazed cake

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>>10243152
HAAA PEEPOO

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>>10242971
My favorite is the guy who is clearly using dry feed corn and pulls out his front teeth.

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>>10243132
do you feel better now that you've posted this?

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>>10243191
Do you feel better for posting the same webms every fucking thread you surly egg bitch?

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>>10243209
what is a surly egg bitch

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>>10243209
i'm not posting this shit, you retarded fucking nigger.

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>>10243168
This hurts me both physically and mentally

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>>10243024
He has to sell and cook all of them.

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>>10243257
oh is that the kind of thread we're having this time?

>> No.10243269

>>10243132
fuck off faggot

>> No.10243272

>>10243190
Chinaman cheesecake.

>> No.10243304

>>10243266
Are there different kinds of webm threads?

>> No.10243309

>>10243262
>Seasoning your wok with water
USA
USA
USA

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>>10243304
well yeah there's >>10243132 and then there's asian hate threads

>> No.10243318

>>10243269
eat my dick bitch i'll fucking rape your family

>> No.10243329

>>10243317
>asian hate
Dude, it's just a funny title.

>> No.10243330

>>10243257
they iced him down to the point of unconsciousness, what's the problem with this? i feel like if this was an asian post then they'd serve the crab by walking it on a leash to the table and letting the customers eat his legs off one by one before sucking his brain out

>> No.10243332

does anyone have the webm about two homosexuals making a chip butty

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>>10243329
yeah whatever i know what you're doing

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>> No.10243372

>>10242898
What were those round balls she put in?

>> No.10243374

>>10243353
So you also like to think that when the alien facehuggers come, the asians would just serve them as streetfood?

>> No.10243378

>>10243372
Chickpeas

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>>10243362
>1 inch of ginger
>1 handful cashews
>1 bunch scallions
what the fuck are these measuring units

>> No.10243386

>>10243378
Oh thank fuck I thought they were whoppers/maltesers

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>>10243386
>maltesers

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>>10243353

>> No.10243405

>>10243132
I wonder how many months do I need to wait without checking these threads to see 20% of the webms being OC.

>> No.10243413

>>10243381
Not defending shit-tier recipes, but sometimes when you measure out how much ginger to use, they ask for a "thumb" of ginger; a piece of root ginger roughly the size of the tip of your thumb, that's then peeled, diced and mashed in a pestle & mortar.

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>>10243405
Last thread had a lot of OC, but people only respond to the classicals.

>> No.10243422

>>10243142
MOAR

>> No.10243442

>>10243398
This is Brazil isn't it

>> No.10243445

>>10243174
sauce?

>> No.10243451

>>10243142
wut?

>> No.10243453

>>10243129
>not making a heart out of fried rice and putting spatula under it to make it a beating heart
shitty hibachi place 2/10

>> No.10243455

>>10243442
>poisonous animals
Pretty sure that's Australia.

>> No.10243461

>>10243132
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
i actually want to see this, anyone got it?

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>>10243496
good lad

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>> No.10243549

>>10242937
anyone have the accompanying webm with his son?

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>>10243549

>> No.10243566

>>10243526
What's that 3rd thing?

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>> No.10243575

>>10243555
>Born in the egg shack which is both his home and prison

>> No.10243576

>>10243179
those piggies ok? im afraid they might get dizzy or burnt if they spend too much time on that tanning bed.

>> No.10243578

>>10242898
>Americans actually eat this.
Disgusting

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>>10243566
Nectar Collector

>> No.10243591

>>10243204
I see that one parkland shooting survivor found something more productive to do than advocating for gun control

>> No.10243594

>>10243218
>40 dowwa gajin for my unwipe stwaberwy

>> No.10243608

>>10243152

nice

>> No.10243637

>>10242937
But how does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10243647
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Anyone knows what igredients are used in this recipe?

>> No.10243661

>>10243647
eggs
butter
creme fraiche
spring onion

>> No.10243667

>>10243661
thanks i love you

>> No.10243669

>>10243647
this >>10243661 but chives not spring onions

(sorry for being a pedantic cunt)

>> No.10243670

>>10243647
PAN NICE AND COLD
NICE KNOB OF BUTTER

>> No.10243671

>>10243555
thanks

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>> No.10243701

>>10243687

Is that piglet spying on them in the background?

>> No.10243723

>>10243687
As a tarantula owner this disturbs me.

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>>10243786

>> No.10243804

>>10243142
God I wish that were me

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>>10243461

>> No.10243889

>>10243209
>>10243318
truly the most interesting of specimen

>> No.10243895

>>10242937
>>10243555
I hope one day somebody from /ck/ finds this booth, and buys all the eggs at once. Then they'll say "you're free now!" while buckling over with laughter as these two watch in perpelexed confusion.

>> No.10243897

>>10243142
I find her very attractive and actually enjoy her channel. Retarded but so am I, I guess..

>> No.10243901

>>10243142
What's the name for the fetish this is serving?

>> No.10243916

>>10243897
>>10243901
It's called /r9k/

>> No.10243919

>>10243804
do you wish you were the bread or the girl?

>> No.10243921

>>10243134
Smashed burgers are a crime to society

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>>10243874
That one is short.

>> No.10243936

>>10243921
are you retarded? smashing burgers makes a delish crust on the meat if cooked correctly. fucking idiot.

>> No.10243941

>>10243921
actual faggot

>> No.10243948

>>10243575
yup, he can't get out

>> No.10243957

>>10243204
A getting a few small, slightly gay vibes from this.

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>>10243930
Stop drop and roll goddamn

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>>10243415
can't go wrong with the classics, my friend

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>>10243555
They'll be free the day /ck/ stops posting them.

>> No.10243971

>>10243496
he lost a bet or something I guess

>> No.10243974

>>10243786
>please do not confuse that ugly bitch's wrinkly dry ass hands with mine

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>>10243962
but gotta make classics as well

>> No.10243989

>>10243922
jesus christ

>> No.10244014

>>10243179
Looks like something you would find in corpse party

>> No.10244024

>>10243930
pretty sure I heard she ended up dying

>> No.10244070

>>10243504
>>10243513

What are these called? Tried searching for "Mexican snacks" etc, but found nothing.

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>> No.10244118

>>10244092
i hate this

>> No.10244120

>>10243442
>>10243455
China

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>>10244118

>> No.10244128

>>10244118

>over 9000 retarded tasty videos reposted every thread
>somehow this is what triggers you

>> No.10244159

>>10244126
this is better but i still don't like the hollow ice gimmick and the way that guy locks eyes with the camera is extremely unsettling

>> No.10244161

>>10243586
this is so retarded, I hate 86% of these fucking "gif" recipes

>> No.10244169

>>10243163
you can never get your chicken out once it starts

its gone

>> No.10244198

>>10243163
this is fucking stupid
whats the point? to achieve random heat distribution making it worse than a microwave
good job retard

>> No.10244199

>>10243670
BACK

ON THE HEAT


OFF

THE HEAT

>> No.10244209

>>10243586
What the fuck why would you not just fry an egg to make that sandwich.

I am ANGRY now.

>> No.10244278

>>10243930
Stop Drop and Roll

>> No.10244294

>>10244198
to look cool

>> No.10244311

>>10243309
He's burning of whatever sprayed on later might be on it. That's the reason the pan is discoloring and he's cleaning it with water.

>> No.10244314

>>10244118
faggot

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>>10244159

>> No.10244350

>>10244118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1iqVGORUck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxRzzm-mjCE
Then you're gonna hate these

>> No.10244373

>>10244350
>BAR-TIMES
love that channel, real comfy desu

>> No.10244441

>>10243842
I really like the presentation on this. I'd never bother to make it, but it looks cool.

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>>10243919
pic related

>> No.10244469

>>10242937
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10244473

>>10243309
that wasn't seasoning, that was washing off the factory oil.

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>> No.10244483

>>10242963
Messicans

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>>10244456
same desu

>> No.10244496

>>10244477
pastry chefs were a mistake

>> No.10244534

>>10244477

That's a whole lot of work for something that looks like a tumor filled with powdered glass.

>> No.10244542

>>10243163
Bbq Kino

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>> No.10244566

>>10244548
just give me the fucking beer faggot

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>>10244566
That'll be 3 bucks + tip

>> No.10244574

>>10244570
Magic beer.

>> No.10244592

>>10243921
retarded faggot

>> No.10244606

>>10243139
w-what the fuck
>British flag on meat packaging
oh now it makes more sense

>> No.10244656

>>10244606
Kay does not represent us.

>> No.10244661

>>10244656
Who is he and what is he doing in that webm? The water isn't even hot.

>> No.10244672

>>10244661
He's a middle aged woman living off the government tit and making an absolute fuckup of everything she ever tries to make. She has a son too, which means a human being was raised on this filth.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeKWgImK1RAD9IGjWZqxmIw/videos

>> No.10244705

>>10243129
I'd like a sunny side up... oh

>> No.10244707

>>10244661
>>10244606
>>10243139
Found it
>Beef/Alphabet Pasta Soup My Way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p77rwddL7hk

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>>10244672
>She has a son
someone had sex with her

>> No.10244725

>>10244477
>strawberry flavored strawberries (made with 100% real strawberries)

>> No.10244730
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10244730

>>10244718
You'd hit it. don't lie.

>> No.10244737

>>10243445
Kys

>> No.10244739

>>10243174

the first 20 seconds were nice.

>> No.10244741

>>10243921
fuck you nigger

>> No.10244744

>>10243152
Who's this?

>> No.10244748

>>10242937
This video has over 11 million views on youtube, on a channel that barely breaks 200 most of the time. We may never know why people find the egg man so compelling.

>> No.10244749
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10244749

>>10243193

>> No.10244752

>>10243132
Don't forget hot cheetos milkshake

>> No.10244769

>>10243936
lmao you are shit at cooking m8. salt and oil create the crust you dickfucker. quit serving shit

>> No.10244824

>>10243134
>grill lights fire
>turns his back for 30 seconds
what the fuck man

>> No.10244833 [DELETED] 

anything on munchies. Mostly Matty Matheson or my boi Action bronson.

https://www.youtube.com/user/Munchies

>> No.10244892

>>10244730
With a hammer, sure.

>> No.10245006
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>>10244769
omfg you're so dumb, lol! . salt may help but isn't necessary to achieve a good crust brainlet.

>> No.10245065

>>10243922
Brutal

>> No.10245193

>>10243504
honestly you guys can get fucked id eat that

>> No.10245229

>>10245193
how?

>> No.10245243

>>10243496
>pangalacticgargleblaster.webm

>> No.10245279

>>10243174
>dagged sleeves
>in the kitchen

>> No.10245283

>>10243182
cut gloves are for bitches

>> No.10245365
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>> No.10245395

>>10243174
precisely 10 seconds too long

>> No.10245405

>>10245365
looks tasty but most of it would end up in my beard and handlebar mustache.

>> No.10245426

>>10244748
it should be studied by scientists until we find the answer

>> No.10245433

>>10245405
>handlebar mustache
spotted the numale cuck manchild soyboy

>> No.10245451

>>10244570
the biggest problem i see with this is how little the taps would get cleaned. FOH people are a lazy breed, and are not very willing to do work they're not getting tipped for.

>> No.10245468

>>10243187
Thoroughly disgusting.

>> No.10245472

>>10243218
Christ $40 for a pack from a harvest that he can only sell 1/10th of, just for a different colored strawberry? I hope he goes out of business for this

>> No.10245479

>>10242971
This just ruined my month :(
You are a very bad person, and even if you are not ashamed of it now, you will be ashamed of yourself later.

>> No.10245490

>>10243163
>Where we're going you don't need eyes to see...

>> No.10245495

>>10243124
>rook at death we make rook!

>> No.10245498

>>10243921
>All these anon's feeding the troll

>> No.10245509

>>10244070
Try "Prison food" or "Prison snack".

>> No.10245522

>>10242937
>>10243555
but how does one chicken lay all of those eggs without breaking his arse?

>> No.10245529

>>10243214
WUT

>> No.10245537

>>10243897
>her channel
sharing is caring

>> No.10245544

>>10244744
Kays good cooking

>> No.10245563

>>10245522
>chicken
>his arse

Do you seriously not know that chickens are females?

>> No.10245583

>>10245522
>>10245563
they also don't have an arse, at least not in the traditional sense

>> No.10245597
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10245597

>>10245563
idk. do you seriously think it's possible that someone would think that an egg is a chicken poop?

>> No.10245616

>>10243142
Is this ASMR

>> No.10245621

>>10245597
Yes, I know it is possible that a retard could and has thought that. Doesn't change the fact that the point was chickens are females and roosters are males - there are no male chickens.

I love that gif you posted.

>> No.10245631

>>10243124
He must be very mighty to have that sword. :)

>> No.10245643

>>10245621
Wrong, HENS are female chickens and roosters are male chickens.

>> No.10245653

>>10245643
muh semantics

>> No.10245656

>>10245621
you've convinced yourself that some people are more retarded than you as a self defence for your low self esteem. because by comparison you feel smarter.

>I love that gif you posted.
and now you know why.

>> No.10245665

>>10243024
>>10243051
>>10244198
This is the worst meme any board has ever propagated

>> No.10245667

>>10245643
truth!

>>10245653
u got told. dwi.

>> No.10245688

>>10245653
you're the one who's trying to split hairs and then failing at it, so you can't say muh semantics when that's the hill you've chosen to die on already

>> No.10245701

>>10243129
this is impressive

>> No.10245720
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10245720

>>10245688
this is really, really impressive. 10/10 post.

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>> No.10245779

>>10244748
link plox

>> No.10245782

>>10243214

Wakanda watermelon is that?

>> No.10245787
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>>10245782
>wakanda

>> No.10245840

>>10244570
how does it know when to stop??

>> No.10245864

>>10243353
Imagine a higher lifeform that studies humans and discovers we don't feel pain the way they do. So then they start doing this shit to us because our screams are like the sun rising where they are.

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10245893

>> No.10245902

>>10245729
this is just prison food

>> No.10245926

>>10243586
Wow, what an efficient way to to absolutely waste 2 dozen eggs.

Why the fuck would anyone do this? That egg has to have the texture of a super ball by the time it's done. It's not like this takes any less time than just making a bunch of scrambles for a big group.

God damn, I mad.

>> No.10245929

>>10242937
>you will never meet the surly king of the egg fort

hold me lads

>> No.10245931

>>10245902
>black guy eating 'food'
no shit, i wonder how an upstanding creature learned those skills.

>> No.10245945

>>10245902
Yes, it is literally prison food.

>> No.10245951

>>10245902
>>10245945
>go to american prison
>get fed doritos
Can't make this shit up.

>> No.10245956

>>10243193
god bless usa #1

>> No.10245968
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>> No.10245971

>>10243193
what a waste of canadian bucks

>> No.10245977

>>10245951
it is not served to them. they must buy it from the commissary or whatever the niggers call the ghetto store inside the prison

>> No.10245978

>>10245951
They don't "get fed" Doritos, they can either get care packages from people on the outside or buy it from the commisary.

>> No.10245987

>>10245893
This makes me want to kill myself.

>> No.10246001

>>10245987
dream bigger. it is those fucks that need to die.

>> No.10246002

>>10243257
The fuck kind of crab is this?

>> No.10246007

>>10242937
That's a nice carbon steel pan

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>> No.10246033

>>10246007
You mean cast iron?

>> No.10246046

>>10246021
>>10243963
I AM AROUSED

>> No.10246075 [DELETED] 
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10246075

phat ass bich

>> No.10246083

>>10245729
>>10245902
>>10245951
it's called a spread because a bunch of guys would pool together whatever shit they have into a communal meal and share it.
that guy is wearing a shirt that says "conbody" because he's an ex-con who started a fitness training program after getting out of jail.

>> No.10246094

>>10246021
I tried to make chips last week but couldn't get my potatoes crispy all the way through
How the fuck do I fix this

>> No.10246129

>>10243198
Having a hard time determining if this is disgusting or not here.

>> No.10246132

>>10242963
Seems safe enough. About to try this now, wish me luck guys!

>> No.10246141

>>10243182
I was hoping this was gore

>> No.10246145

>>10243190
Would it be weird to jack off while rubbing those

>> No.10246148

>>10243204
These two gay men have had much worse in their mouth's

>> No.10246155

>>10243193
eww, who the fuck puts pineapple on pizza

>> No.10246166

>>10243513
This is what Mexicans think is good food lmao

>> No.10246169

>>10243526
Wonder how many STDs she has

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>>10246155

>> No.10246176

>>10243930
Talk about a hot date

>> No.10246187
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10246187

>>10246155

>> No.10246193

>>10243311
this looks like something that the doomed family in a blumhouse movie would watch on a projector because they found the reels buried in the backyard

or it looks like the beginning of seven and should be watched with that instrumental version of nine inch nails' "closer" playing

>> No.10246201

>>10244350
>barkeep handles your ice like a $200 handjob
>isnt even wearing gloves

jesus christ

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>>10242937
Does anyone have the long version where they show a guy who does the same dishes but has no clients?

>> No.10246219

>>10245893
does that woman have autism

where are her handlers

>> No.10246229

>>10245968
not gonna lie, this probably tastes delicious. most of the butter ends up on the plate anyway

>> No.10246236

>>10244024
Nah, she lived.
http://shanghaiist.com/2014/10/12/updatestudent_successfuly_completes.php

>> No.10246244

>>10246211
already been posted retard

>>10243555

>> No.10246248

>>10246229
of course it tastes delicious it's a pound of butter. Chicken Kiev is already a heart attack, this adds red meat, cheese and even more butter.

>> No.10246249

>>10245968

Flyovers were a mistake.

>> No.10246259

>>10243152
Does anyone have the webm of the 10 year old kid making hamburgers in the pan, fucks them up completely, and then eats them raw?

>> No.10246291
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>> No.10246323

>>10243922
She needs those gains if she's clipping them hedges all day

>> No.10246360

>>10245968
AMERICA!

>> No.10246398
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10246398

>>10242937
this version of the webm didn't show the virgin next door

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10246399

>>10245433
I'm pretty sure that is the joke

>> No.10246410

>>10243174
DISGUSTING

>> No.10246418

>>10244070
I believe the term you're looking for is "antojito" which is the term for various Mexican street food/snacks.

>> No.10246425

>>10246021
>place called HipChips in europe
>they arent french fries which is what they usually call "chips"
>the chef even calls them crisps which is what they call it over there.

jesus christ london. get it together!

>> No.10246507

>>10246425
How would HipCrisps make sensE?

>> No.10246525
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10246525

>> No.10246532

>>10243317
It's dead right? Those are just death spasms r-right?

>> No.10246562

>>10243214
Neat.

>> No.10246600

>>10246075
more

>> No.10246699

>>10245779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ahyPmDb7c

>> No.10246709

>>10246600
>>10246075
sometimes less is more

>> No.10246717

>>10246709
Not in her case

>> No.10246734

>>10243496
every few threads this bastard shows up and every single time I still lose my shit, god bless this man

>> No.10246740
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10246740

>>10246145
absolutely not

>> No.10246760

>>10243897
>her

C'mon, man. I don't have nearly enough Ackbars to illustrate this to you.

>> No.10246765

>>10245893
>>10246021
>>10246525
i hate millenials

>> No.10246775

>>10243701
pink plastic bag

>> No.10246796

>>10243193
Does this dude have that wierd disease that robs you of all taste so you have to dredge everything with syrup to taste anything at all?

>> No.10246798

>>10246740
do not lewd the pancakes

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10246851

>>10246740

>> No.10246859

>>10243134
Worst FPS ever.
Or is it the best?

>> No.10246872

>>10243311
I disapprove of this webm.

>> No.10246887

>>10244606

>watch jack video
>wtf why is he so retarded
>see american style packaging

makes sense.

>> No.10246906

>>10243139
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p77rwddL7hk
At 0:14, does she pick a piece off to nibble on?

>> No.10246932

>>10246525
That's the shittiest cobbler I've ever seen, and I've seen and eaten a lot.

>> No.10246940

>>10243786
My pa does something similar to this using Guinness and Cocoa. Turns out quite nice

>> No.10246947

>>10246532
Yeah, it looks like eel.

>> No.10246952

>>10243963
i wonder how large her asshole is after years of this

>> No.10246971

>>10243930
>>10243874
Was it the guy's cigarette?

>> No.10246997

>>10243208
deserves a (you)

>> No.10246998

>>10243179
THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES WE CARRY ON!

>> No.10247026

>>10245479
Shut the fuck up, faggot

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10247033

>>10243340

>> No.10247054

>>10243208
I'd turn 360° and walk away from this fucker

>> No.10247066

>>10243687
no webm has ever made me feel more sick

>> No.10247068

>>10245968
Dude has a heart rate monitor for the customers

>> No.10247072

>>10246952
me too

>> No.10247077

>>10246176
NOT NOW, CARLOS

>> No.10247104

>>10243163
the only way to make a gyro

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10247131

>>10246525
>nigger food

>> No.10247218

>>10243586
Baked egg is disgosten shet

>> No.10247307

>>10243981
>turk food
>isnt rats
calling bs

>> No.10247424

>>10242937
Why does he sit like that?

>> No.10247482

>>10243340
>chips in the middle of bread

What the fuck bongland, that's stupid

>> No.10247485

>>10247482
It's good.

>> No.10247490

>>10247485

What is the point of having starch products with starch products

It's like potatoes on rice or something

Or rice on bread

>> No.10247526

>>10247490
It tastes good, why do anything with food? I don't get the aversion to mixing starches, as if we're future slaves getting our nutrition in blended pastes with your daily recommended macros in the most efficient form.

>potatoes on rice, rice on bread
Like potato curry or breaded rice balls.

>> No.10248177

>>10243152
where is the PTFE layer ?

>> No.10248304

>>10243152
why does this retard use metal on teflon

>> No.10248330

>>10243208
cool shit

>> No.10248400

>>10246021
looking at this gookette makes me mad

>> No.10248563

>>10245864
it's dead dude. it's just spasm caused by salt and soy sauce

>> No.10248578

>>10245893
SHE'S FUCKING ANNOYING I'M ACTUALLY LEGIT MAD NOW

>> No.10248660

>>10247054
turning 360 degrees would leave you facing the same direction you brainlet

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10248933

>>10243513
>>10246166
That is not mexican food, that's ridiculous garbage. And it really annoys me people fall for this meme, pic related is mexican food.

>> No.10248996

>>10248660
>being this dumb
newfag

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