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>> No.10243015

is that khadgar from warcraft

>> No.10243024

How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10243043

How does he get out without damaging his wares?

>> No.10243051

He doesn't. This is his home.

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>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

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>> No.10243136

same fucking thing every fucking thread goddamn

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>> No.10243155

corn n peas, thats 2 weeks without the car.

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>inb4 pizza vending machine
>inb4 automation frozen pizza
>inb4 cadaver slicer
>inb4 pancake making on coke
>inb4 omurice egg slicing
>inb4 chinaman pancakes
>inb4 corn hair roller
>inb4 cream funnel on cakes
>inb4 churros ice cup
>inb4 chocolate globe petals
>inb4 melting chocolate globe
>inb4 avocado burger
>inb4 bees on cake vendor
>inb4 turkish ice cream trickery
>inb4 avocado burger
>inb4 green avo macaroni
>inb4 fried shrimp cannon
>inb4 dancing squid trick
>inb4 kay's motor oil egg
>inb4 cheeseburger cocktail
>inb4 carved ice whiskey ball
>inb4 dumpling mouth vacuum
>inb4 pastry baking in oven
>inb4 fake avocado egg
>inb4 pizza with plastic forks&knife fag
>inb4 ugly glazed cake

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>> No.10243186

My favorite is the guy who is clearly using dry feed corn and pulls out his front teeth.

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>> No.10243191

do you feel better now that you've posted this?

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Do you feel better for posting the same webms every fucking thread you surly egg bitch?

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what is a surly egg bitch

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i'm not posting this shit, you retarded fucking nigger.

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This hurts me both physically and mentally

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>> No.10243265

He has to sell and cook all of them.

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oh is that the kind of thread we're having this time?

>> No.10243269

fuck off faggot

>> No.10243272

Chinaman cheesecake.

>> No.10243304

Are there different kinds of webm threads?

>> No.10243309

>Seasoning your wok with water

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well yeah there's >>10243132 and then there's asian hate threads

>> No.10243318

eat my dick bitch i'll fucking rape your family

>> No.10243329

>asian hate
Dude, it's just a funny title.

>> No.10243330

they iced him down to the point of unconsciousness, what's the problem with this? i feel like if this was an asian post then they'd serve the crab by walking it on a leash to the table and letting the customers eat his legs off one by one before sucking his brain out

>> No.10243332

does anyone have the webm about two homosexuals making a chip butty

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yeah whatever i know what you're doing

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>> No.10243372

What were those round balls she put in?

>> No.10243374

So you also like to think that when the alien facehuggers come, the asians would just serve them as streetfood?

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>1 inch of ginger
>1 handful cashews
>1 bunch scallions
what the fuck are these measuring units

>> No.10243386

Oh thank fuck I thought they were whoppers/maltesers

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>> No.10243405

I wonder how many months do I need to wait without checking these threads to see 20% of the webms being OC.

>> No.10243413

Not defending shit-tier recipes, but sometimes when you measure out how much ginger to use, they ask for a "thumb" of ginger; a piece of root ginger roughly the size of the tip of your thumb, that's then peeled, diced and mashed in a pestle & mortar.

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Last thread had a lot of OC, but people only respond to the classicals.

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This is Brazil isn't it

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>> No.10243453

>not making a heart out of fried rice and putting spatula under it to make it a beating heart
shitty hibachi place 2/10

>> No.10243455

>poisonous animals
Pretty sure that's Australia.

>> No.10243461

>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
i actually want to see this, anyone got it?

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good lad

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>> No.10243549

anyone have the accompanying webm with his son?

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What's that 3rd thing?

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>> No.10243575

>Born in the egg shack which is both his home and prison

>> No.10243576

those piggies ok? im afraid they might get dizzy or burnt if they spend too much time on that tanning bed.

>> No.10243578

>Americans actually eat this.

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Nectar Collector

>> No.10243591

I see that one parkland shooting survivor found something more productive to do than advocating for gun control

>> No.10243594

>40 dowwa gajin for my unwipe stwaberwy

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>> No.10243637

But how does he get out without breaking the eggs?

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Anyone knows what igredients are used in this recipe?

>> No.10243661

creme fraiche
spring onion

>> No.10243667

thanks i love you

>> No.10243669

this >>10243661 but chives not spring onions

(sorry for being a pedantic cunt)

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Is that piglet spying on them in the background?

>> No.10243723

As a tarantula owner this disturbs me.

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>> No.10243804

God I wish that were me

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>> No.10243889

truly the most interesting of specimen

>> No.10243895

I hope one day somebody from /ck/ finds this booth, and buys all the eggs at once. Then they'll say "you're free now!" while buckling over with laughter as these two watch in perpelexed confusion.

>> No.10243897

I find her very attractive and actually enjoy her channel. Retarded but so am I, I guess..

>> No.10243901

What's the name for the fetish this is serving?

>> No.10243916

It's called /r9k/

>> No.10243919

do you wish you were the bread or the girl?

>> No.10243921

Smashed burgers are a crime to society

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That one is short.

>> No.10243936

are you retarded? smashing burgers makes a delish crust on the meat if cooked correctly. fucking idiot.

>> No.10243941

actual faggot

>> No.10243948

yup, he can't get out

>> No.10243957

A getting a few small, slightly gay vibes from this.

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Stop drop and roll goddamn

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can't go wrong with the classics, my friend

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They'll be free the day /ck/ stops posting them.

>> No.10243971

he lost a bet or something I guess

>> No.10243974

>please do not confuse that ugly bitch's wrinkly dry ass hands with mine

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but gotta make classics as well

>> No.10243989

jesus christ

>> No.10244014

Looks like something you would find in corpse party

>> No.10244024

pretty sure I heard she ended up dying

>> No.10244070


What are these called? Tried searching for "Mexican snacks" etc, but found nothing.

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>> No.10244118

i hate this

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>over 9000 retarded tasty videos reposted every thread
>somehow this is what triggers you

>> No.10244159

this is better but i still don't like the hollow ice gimmick and the way that guy locks eyes with the camera is extremely unsettling

>> No.10244161

this is so retarded, I hate 86% of these fucking "gif" recipes

>> No.10244169

you can never get your chicken out once it starts

its gone

>> No.10244198

this is fucking stupid
whats the point? to achieve random heat distribution making it worse than a microwave
good job retard

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>> No.10244209

What the fuck why would you not just fry an egg to make that sandwich.

I am ANGRY now.

>> No.10244278

Stop Drop and Roll

>> No.10244294

to look cool

>> No.10244311

He's burning of whatever sprayed on later might be on it. That's the reason the pan is discoloring and he's cleaning it with water.

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>> No.10244350

Then you're gonna hate these

>> No.10244373

love that channel, real comfy desu

>> No.10244441

I really like the presentation on this. I'd never bother to make it, but it looks cool.

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pic related

>> No.10244469

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10244473

that wasn't seasoning, that was washing off the factory oil.

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same desu

>> No.10244496

pastry chefs were a mistake

>> No.10244534


That's a whole lot of work for something that looks like a tumor filled with powdered glass.

>> No.10244542

Bbq Kino

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>> No.10244566

just give me the fucking beer faggot

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That'll be 3 bucks + tip

>> No.10244574

Magic beer.

>> No.10244592

retarded faggot

>> No.10244606

w-what the fuck
>British flag on meat packaging
oh now it makes more sense

>> No.10244656

Kay does not represent us.

>> No.10244661

Who is he and what is he doing in that webm? The water isn't even hot.

>> No.10244672

He's a middle aged woman living off the government tit and making an absolute fuckup of everything she ever tries to make. She has a son too, which means a human being was raised on this filth.


>> No.10244705

I'd like a sunny side up... oh

>> No.10244707

Found it
>Beef/Alphabet Pasta Soup My Way

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>She has a son
someone had sex with her

>> No.10244725

>strawberry flavored strawberries (made with 100% real strawberries)

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You'd hit it. don't lie.

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>> No.10244739


the first 20 seconds were nice.

>> No.10244741

fuck you nigger

>> No.10244744

Who's this?

>> No.10244748

This video has over 11 million views on youtube, on a channel that barely breaks 200 most of the time. We may never know why people find the egg man so compelling.

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>> No.10244752

Don't forget hot cheetos milkshake

>> No.10244769

lmao you are shit at cooking m8. salt and oil create the crust you dickfucker. quit serving shit

>> No.10244824

>grill lights fire
>turns his back for 30 seconds
what the fuck man

>> No.10244833 [DELETED] 

anything on munchies. Mostly Matty Matheson or my boi Action bronson.


>> No.10244892

With a hammer, sure.

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omfg you're so dumb, lol! . salt may help but isn't necessary to achieve a good crust brainlet.

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>> No.10245193

honestly you guys can get fucked id eat that

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>> No.10245279

>dagged sleeves
>in the kitchen

>> No.10245283

cut gloves are for bitches

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>> No.10245395

precisely 10 seconds too long

>> No.10245405

looks tasty but most of it would end up in my beard and handlebar mustache.

>> No.10245426

it should be studied by scientists until we find the answer

>> No.10245433

>handlebar mustache
spotted the numale cuck manchild soyboy

>> No.10245451

the biggest problem i see with this is how little the taps would get cleaned. FOH people are a lazy breed, and are not very willing to do work they're not getting tipped for.

>> No.10245468

Thoroughly disgusting.

>> No.10245472

Christ $40 for a pack from a harvest that he can only sell 1/10th of, just for a different colored strawberry? I hope he goes out of business for this

>> No.10245479

This just ruined my month :(
You are a very bad person, and even if you are not ashamed of it now, you will be ashamed of yourself later.

>> No.10245490

>Where we're going you don't need eyes to see...

>> No.10245495

>rook at death we make rook!

>> No.10245498

>All these anon's feeding the troll

>> No.10245509

Try "Prison food" or "Prison snack".

>> No.10245522

but how does one chicken lay all of those eggs without breaking his arse?

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>> No.10245537

>her channel
sharing is caring

>> No.10245544

Kays good cooking

>> No.10245563

>his arse

Do you seriously not know that chickens are females?

>> No.10245583

they also don't have an arse, at least not in the traditional sense

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idk. do you seriously think it's possible that someone would think that an egg is a chicken poop?

>> No.10245616

Is this ASMR

>> No.10245621

Yes, I know it is possible that a retard could and has thought that. Doesn't change the fact that the point was chickens are females and roosters are males - there are no male chickens.

I love that gif you posted.

>> No.10245631

He must be very mighty to have that sword. :)

>> No.10245643

Wrong, HENS are female chickens and roosters are male chickens.

>> No.10245653

muh semantics

>> No.10245656

you've convinced yourself that some people are more retarded than you as a self defence for your low self esteem. because by comparison you feel smarter.

>I love that gif you posted.
and now you know why.

>> No.10245665

This is the worst meme any board has ever propagated

>> No.10245667


u got told. dwi.

>> No.10245688

you're the one who's trying to split hairs and then failing at it, so you can't say muh semantics when that's the hill you've chosen to die on already

>> No.10245701

this is impressive

>> No.10245720
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this is really, really impressive. 10/10 post.

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>> No.10245779

link plox

>> No.10245782


Wakanda watermelon is that?

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>> No.10245840

how does it know when to stop??

>> No.10245864

Imagine a higher lifeform that studies humans and discovers we don't feel pain the way they do. So then they start doing this shit to us because our screams are like the sun rising where they are.

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>> No.10245902

this is just prison food

>> No.10245926

Wow, what an efficient way to to absolutely waste 2 dozen eggs.

Why the fuck would anyone do this? That egg has to have the texture of a super ball by the time it's done. It's not like this takes any less time than just making a bunch of scrambles for a big group.

God damn, I mad.

>> No.10245929

>you will never meet the surly king of the egg fort

hold me lads

>> No.10245931

>black guy eating 'food'
no shit, i wonder how an upstanding creature learned those skills.

>> No.10245945

Yes, it is literally prison food.

>> No.10245951

>go to american prison
>get fed doritos
Can't make this shit up.

>> No.10245956

god bless usa #1

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>> No.10245971

what a waste of canadian bucks

>> No.10245977

it is not served to them. they must buy it from the commissary or whatever the niggers call the ghetto store inside the prison

>> No.10245978

They don't "get fed" Doritos, they can either get care packages from people on the outside or buy it from the commisary.

>> No.10245987

This makes me want to kill myself.

>> No.10246001

dream bigger. it is those fucks that need to die.

>> No.10246002

The fuck kind of crab is this?

>> No.10246007

That's a nice carbon steel pan

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>> No.10246033

You mean cast iron?

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phat ass bich

>> No.10246083

it's called a spread because a bunch of guys would pool together whatever shit they have into a communal meal and share it.
that guy is wearing a shirt that says "conbody" because he's an ex-con who started a fitness training program after getting out of jail.

>> No.10246094

I tried to make chips last week but couldn't get my potatoes crispy all the way through
How the fuck do I fix this

>> No.10246129

Having a hard time determining if this is disgusting or not here.

>> No.10246132

Seems safe enough. About to try this now, wish me luck guys!

>> No.10246141

I was hoping this was gore

>> No.10246145

Would it be weird to jack off while rubbing those

>> No.10246148

These two gay men have had much worse in their mouth's

>> No.10246155

eww, who the fuck puts pineapple on pizza

>> No.10246166

This is what Mexicans think is good food lmao

>> No.10246169

Wonder how many STDs she has

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>> No.10246176

Talk about a hot date

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>> No.10246193

this looks like something that the doomed family in a blumhouse movie would watch on a projector because they found the reels buried in the backyard

or it looks like the beginning of seven and should be watched with that instrumental version of nine inch nails' "closer" playing

>> No.10246201

>barkeep handles your ice like a $200 handjob
>isnt even wearing gloves

jesus christ

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Does anyone have the long version where they show a guy who does the same dishes but has no clients?

>> No.10246219

does that woman have autism

where are her handlers

>> No.10246229

not gonna lie, this probably tastes delicious. most of the butter ends up on the plate anyway

>> No.10246236

Nah, she lived.

>> No.10246244

already been posted retard


>> No.10246248

of course it tastes delicious it's a pound of butter. Chicken Kiev is already a heart attack, this adds red meat, cheese and even more butter.

>> No.10246249


Flyovers were a mistake.

>> No.10246259

Does anyone have the webm of the 10 year old kid making hamburgers in the pan, fucks them up completely, and then eats them raw?

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>> No.10246323

She needs those gains if she's clipping them hedges all day

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>> No.10246398
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this version of the webm didn't show the virgin next door

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I'm pretty sure that is the joke

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>> No.10246418

I believe the term you're looking for is "antojito" which is the term for various Mexican street food/snacks.

>> No.10246425

>place called HipChips in europe
>they arent french fries which is what they usually call "chips"
>the chef even calls them crisps which is what they call it over there.

jesus christ london. get it together!

>> No.10246507

How would HipCrisps make sensE?

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>> No.10246532

It's dead right? Those are just death spasms r-right?

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>> No.10246709

sometimes less is more

>> No.10246717

Not in her case

>> No.10246734

every few threads this bastard shows up and every single time I still lose my shit, god bless this man

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absolutely not

>> No.10246760


C'mon, man. I don't have nearly enough Ackbars to illustrate this to you.

>> No.10246765

i hate millenials

>> No.10246775

pink plastic bag

>> No.10246796

Does this dude have that wierd disease that robs you of all taste so you have to dredge everything with syrup to taste anything at all?

>> No.10246798

do not lewd the pancakes

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>> No.10246859

Worst FPS ever.
Or is it the best?

>> No.10246872

I disapprove of this webm.

>> No.10246887


>watch jack video
>wtf why is he so retarded
>see american style packaging

makes sense.

>> No.10246906

At 0:14, does she pick a piece off to nibble on?

>> No.10246932

That's the shittiest cobbler I've ever seen, and I've seen and eaten a lot.

>> No.10246940

My pa does something similar to this using Guinness and Cocoa. Turns out quite nice

>> No.10246947

Yeah, it looks like eel.

>> No.10246952

i wonder how large her asshole is after years of this

>> No.10246971

Was it the guy's cigarette?

>> No.10246997

deserves a (you)

>> No.10246998


>> No.10247026

Shut the fuck up, faggot

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>> No.10247054

I'd turn 360° and walk away from this fucker

>> No.10247066

no webm has ever made me feel more sick

>> No.10247068

Dude has a heart rate monitor for the customers

>> No.10247072

me too

>> No.10247077


>> No.10247104

the only way to make a gyro

>> No.10247131
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>nigger food

>> No.10247218

Baked egg is disgosten shet

>> No.10247307

>turk food
>isnt rats
calling bs

>> No.10247424

Why does he sit like that?

>> No.10247482

>chips in the middle of bread

What the fuck bongland, that's stupid

>> No.10247485

It's good.

>> No.10247490


What is the point of having starch products with starch products

It's like potatoes on rice or something

Or rice on bread

>> No.10247526

It tastes good, why do anything with food? I don't get the aversion to mixing starches, as if we're future slaves getting our nutrition in blended pastes with your daily recommended macros in the most efficient form.

>potatoes on rice, rice on bread
Like potato curry or breaded rice balls.

>> No.10248177

where is the PTFE layer ?

>> No.10248304

why does this retard use metal on teflon

>> No.10248330

cool shit

>> No.10248400

looking at this gookette makes me mad

>> No.10248563

it's dead dude. it's just spasm caused by salt and soy sauce

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>> No.10248660

turning 360 degrees would leave you facing the same direction you brainlet

>> No.10248933
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That is not mexican food, that's ridiculous garbage. And it really annoys me people fall for this meme, pic related is mexican food.

>> No.10248996

>being this dumb

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