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What is this? Looks like grape jelly on pita bread?

>> No.10242799

>>10242789
Who is this skank?

>> No.10242810

>>10242799
Speckhart. She gets posted a lot on 4chan.

>> No.10242904

>>10242789
her face is shaped the most perfect

>> No.10242947

>>10242789
Those are killers eyes if I have ever seen them.

>> No.10242964

>>10242904
and that is why she is a model

>> No.10243027
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>>10242789
That's exactly what it is

>>10242799
>>10242947
Her meme is not blinking and not looking as she cuts stuff. But she has a mirror next to her camera so it's all an act

>> No.10243065

>opens her mouth and shows all the chewed up food inside
I want somebody to gut this foul beast

>> No.10243066

>>10242904
Her face is too long.

>> No.10243073

i don't think she filled it enough, big mouthful of bread.

>> No.10243078

oh i thought it was a blackberry cobbler? but thats just a fancy jelly sandwich.

>> No.10243151

>>10243066
you mean too perfect
that's why i like it you fagsniffing buttlicker

>> No.10243215
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She will age poorly
Life will be hard for her
Makes me sad really

>> No.10243252
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>>10243151
Oh boy do I have the perfect girl for you then

>> No.10243333

>>10243252
Needs pastel colored mane and fur, then id smash for sure

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>>10243151

>> No.10243404

>>10243368
yeah i love a fucking horseface so sue me you guyloving retard

>> No.10243417
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>>10243368
>>10243252
perhaps this nice round face is more your speed

>> No.10243429

>>10242789
Does she think this is cute?

>> No.10243454

>>10243404
Fucking horseface loving piece of shit retard. Reply if you're a bitch. Or run away with your tail between your legs.

>> No.10243508

>>10243454
Listen here you little queer, I'll have you know I'm trained in gorilla warfare and can kill you in over 700 ways and thats just with my bear hands

>> No.10244082

>>10243027
i see a nipple, rules broken!

>> No.10244104

>>10243215
Probably not, actually. She'll probably age gracefully and have a successful career, since she was smart enough to carve out a niche for herself rather than rely solely on being pretty. Once her looks begin to fade she'll probably realize that and pivot again, if she isn't already planning something now.

>> No.10244134

>>10244104
>a successful career, since she was smart enough to carve out a niche for herself
Yeah. She has a stable career in... cuting things... while not looking at them..

>> No.10244137

she should ditch the jelly. If she wants sweetness, sprinkle aspartame and cinnamon on her bread. I bet cooking spray would help it stick.

>> No.10244143

>>10244137
She doesn't need sweetness. She's already sweet enough!

>> No.10244164

>>10244134
And yet you know what this obscure model looks like and what her niche is. Funny how these things work, huh?

>> No.10245092

>>10243454
yeah i'm here i just took a nap motherfucker
did you have something to say or did you just want a you cause you got it bitch
i love horseladies so what
and my mom says i'm smart

>> No.10245167

>>10244164
Getting some webms posted on /ck/ does not a career make.
I honestly didnt even know she was a model

>> No.10245178

One Two Three Four, I've got a vaginal floor..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ9WiuJPnNA

>> No.10245266

>>10245178
tfw there was a feel involved in watching some sesame street
where did all the time go

>> No.10245277

>>10242789
she tries too hard to be cute

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>>10245167
>Getting some webms posted on /ck/ does not a career make.
joeys world tour
reviewbrah
jack
the katering show
jiro
mcchickun
etc
...seems to work for some

>> No.10245301

>>10245277
that's not what my erection is saying

>> No.10245330

>>10243066
Yeah well your dick is too long, loser! Betcha feel like a dumb dumb now!

>> No.10245367

>>10243215
>She will age poorly

She looks like someone who has aged well and are in mid-30s. Your belief of her will seep into your own reality, and you will endure those things you claimed that she will, whether she does or not. Be careful what you say.

>hurrdurr spooky

no, its reality.

>> No.10245386

>>10245367

If you want to accurately age a woman, look at the wrinkles and sunkeness of her knuckles. You can date them within 2 years.

She's 28.

>> No.10245392

>>10245301
Dumb shits like you are the reason why men are perceived to be so naive and weak at the sight of a woman. AKA white knight beta soyboy fuck you nigger

>> No.10245412

>>10245167
The reason she's popular on a cantonese maple syrup sewing board is because of the crazy eyes. She's found her niche, this shit is just fallout from that.

>i didn't know she was a model
How would you, who the fuck remembers what models look like. They aren't famous or anything.
T. Photographer

>> No.10245414

>>10245295
>the katering show
that is an awesome show, if they get a season 4 I want Kate McKinnon to guest star using her Australian accent and then take over the show much to the chagrin of McLennan and McCartney

>> No.10245448

>>10245386
Does this only apply to women? Because I'm 34 and look 22 at least.

>it doesn't

>> No.10245485

>>10245448

hands yes. If you have a slender woman, you can nail her age by her "finger crinkles and inter nuckle fat" within a few years. Look at your sisters hands, mother's hands, grandmother's hands and you can interpolate all other ages. If they're not obese.

>> No.10245489

>>10245414
>australian [thing] is successful
>so i want usa to take over and destroy a good thing
(You) ESS AYE!! (You) ESS AYE!! (You) ES...

>> No.10245494

>>10245485
Do you know of a good website quantifying this phenomenon?

>> No.10245513

>>10245494

not really. I've just been guessing age by hands for 20 years. I freak my friends out. This is all my own stupid theory. It might be wrong, but I end up within 2 years almost every time. Keep an eye on it, you'll see it. A lack of fat always ages them and an increase of wrinkles ages women. It's like someone is sucking air out of a bladder.

>> No.10245519

>>10245513
>I've just been guessing age by hands for 20 years
no you haven't faggot. You see their face before seeing their hands so stop acting like you're god.

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>>10245519

here you go, shithead. Paget Brewster, age 48

>> No.10245545

>>10245519

Doing better than most, but still, (age 52

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>>10245519

age 34

Seeing it yet?

>> No.10245582

>>10245566

I'm not kidding I've seen this for over 20 years and it's because I'm unfortunately not gay.

>> No.10245589

whats the youtube link pls

>> No.10246380

>>10245092
>taking a nap
What are you, gay?

>> No.10246408

>>10243429
right? Such an ugly whore trying to be cute. i'd throw her to a pack of sex deprived baboons and see if she still thinks she's cute.

>> No.10246501

>>10243027
>nip slip
WOOOHOOOOAAAH
tell me there's more senpai

>> No.10246508

>>10246408
This, but it's not just her. Most women are scum and it's time we started thinking seriously about exterminating them.

>> No.10246513

>>10246508
Yes. How do we begin?

>> No.10246540

>>10246513
I think the starting point would be to find a group that can be swayed to this way of thinking. It's not something that can be achieved by just a couple of people.

>> No.10246895

>>10243215
Same. She should have my mexican babies first before that happen

>> No.10246924

>>10245295
Do you seriously think those meme channels are going to stay profitable for the next 30 years? Once the view counts drop they're fucked

>> No.10247454

>>10243027
I'd reproduce with her

>> No.10247472

>>10242789
Well, that turned out to be hot

>> No.10247483

>>10246924
Well, the three names beginning with J won't be alive in 30 years.

>> No.10247782

>>10242789
>looking at the camera instead of at what's she's cutting to try to be cute
Vapid whore with a wish to lose some fingers.

>> No.10248155

>>10247782
>cutting your fingers while you're sliding the knife down the middle of a huge piece of flat bread

m8...

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>> No.10248784

>>10248155
Don't underestimate the bimbos :/

>> No.10248786

>>10248155
Just look at that gif. She's clearly struggling trying to cut that flatbread.