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10241682 No.10241682 [Reply] [Original]

Jamie Oliver is finished and on the verge of poverty. How does that make you feel? Edgy shitlords not welcome.

>> No.10241686
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>>10241682
His Italian chain are franchises which he endorses you fucking mong, he doesn’t have a personal stake in them.

>> No.10241689

>>10241686
Sure thing, Jamie. Everything is just great, innit?

>> No.10241698

>>10241689
>retardattemptsdamagecontrol.jpg

>> No.10241707

>>10241682

Just look at where he lives. Anyone would look despondent if they had to live in bongistan.

>> No.10241727

He took away my turkey twizzlers, glad karma caught up to him

>> No.10241769

>>10241682
He has hundreds of millions of pounds you idiot, he’s not personally responsible for business debts. If it dies it dies, he’s still absolutely fucking loaded

>> No.10241779

>>10241769
Wait, do people not understand this? It’s a business, he can just shut it down without spending a penny. He’s richer, a lot richer, than even Ramsay

>> No.10241849

>>10241779
>It’s a business, he can just shut it down without spending a penny
is this really how it works in bongland or are you just talking out of your ass?

>> No.10241883

>>10241849
It's the same everywhere. How do you think richfags go bankrupt yet still stay rich all the time? His private funds remain untouched.

>> No.10241938

I'm not really surprised it's failing. Starting an Italian chain with your - English - name on it, that's just weird. Anyway, I like the guy. He's done good. And I'm sure he's still a better cook than Salt Bae will ever be.

>> No.10241959

>>10241883
Do you really expect the morons here to know anything about the real world?

>> No.10241975

>what is a Limited company

>> No.10242434

>Carluccio's is latest restaurant chain to feel the heat - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-43288045
>One in three of the UK's top 100 restaurant groups are not making a profit, according to new research into the struggling casual dining sector.
Why aren't you eating out, lads?

>> No.10242454

>>10242434
People don't feel the need to go out for middle of the road food that they can make at home. If people decide to go out to eat, it's either fast food because it's convenient or something actually nice and well made.

>> No.10242473

>>10241682
>he doesn't understand separate corporate identity or limited liability
Kill yourself you uneducated faggot

>> No.10242480 [DELETED] 

>>10241959
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>> No.10242493

>>10241682
if you have enough revenue to actually be able to rack up that much debt you're not in danger of reaching anything resembling actual poverty any time soon

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>>10241682
>Jamie Oliver is finished and on the verge of poverty.
Wait, it wasn't a limited liability company? How retarded is he?

>How does that make you feel?
Pic related.

>> No.10242551

>>10241769
Fucking this.
His personal life will be completely unaffected by this.

Does that sweatshirt actually say "SUFFER"?

>> No.10242696

>>10241779
>>10241883
>>10241959
>>10242473
Yes hello, of course I come on an anime-themed cooking forum to talk about my wide experience with business administration and international entrepreneurship!
I'll have you know that I actually run a successful kabushiki gaisha on the island of Okinawa, Japan, as well as an Eingetragene Genossenschaft in Dresden, Germany. And if you don't know what that is, you're a fucking moron LOL!

>> No.10242712

>>10241682
That's what he gets for constantly shitting on America in his HBO show.

>> No.10243184

soon he will truly be a naked chef

>> No.10243192

I literally do not care op.
Also I don't like his food.

>> No.10243213

also, he's a faggot.

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>>10241938
One of them is 71million euros in debt and one isn't
Guess who's better?

>> No.10243288

>>10243276
jamie is white so him

>> No.10243290

>>10242473
>Limited liability
>Not personal responsible for securities or debts
Don't think you understand what the limited liability means

>> No.10243298

>>10242551
It says DUFFER. Because he's a silly duffer. All those unpaid employees, LOL. Whoops! Just a little mistake. But he's a nice guy, really.

>> No.10243580

>>10241975
I actually have no idea tbqh

>> No.10243740

>>10243580
It means the owner isn’t on the hook for the businesses debts. Sort of like the business is responsible for itself.

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>>10243290
>>10243276
>>10243288
>>10243184
>>10242536

>> No.10244412

>>10241682
>person with downs syndrome looks downsy
no shit

>> No.10244565

>>10241682
He is /our guy/

>> No.10244575

>>10244565

Fuck no.

>> No.10244588

>>10242696
Good post. Lol'd.

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>>10241727
>He took away my turkey twizzlers, glad karma caught up to him
I love that our generation still hold onto this grudge years down the line, half of the people who tweet him just send him abuse about this
I hope to see parents sending him videos feeding their kids imported turkey twizzlers and potato smileys in a couple years

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>>10241682

>> No.10244792

>>10244658
Give me a quick rundown on this.

>> No.10244813

>>10241689
He's worth over $400 million, has a wife and five kids. So yeah, I imagine things are pretty great.

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>>10244792
Remember Michelle Obama ruining your school food?
Well it happened in the UK a decade earlier due to Jamie Oliver going on a moral crusade to make kid food 'ealthy because school lunch was clearly why kids are obese, completing ignoring the dinner ladies protests concerning, time and costs he justified this by showing how the food was made to shock and scare people into agreeing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPnKxWvPM6o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObcsswhO83I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKCYucvop1U
Naturally most people don't like seeing how food and this would have worked with fucking sausages, he went so far as to visit Tony Blair our prime minister at the time to outright ban certain kinds of foods such as turkey twizzlers, not just ban from school but legally banned from our country which was one of the few palatable things you got at school even foods like chips ended up heavily restricted, resulting in absolutely disgusting and inedible food, this resulted in parents sneaking their kids food through the bars on school grounds to their kids blowing up into a minor scandal, our generation are still pissed at him for ruining our lunch every fucking day until school ended

>> No.10244855

>>10241682
>shirt literally says suffer

>> No.10244857

>>10244838
ostensibly your school system would make you better food in place of shitty food to replace it, or were apples considered disgusting?

>> No.10244858

>>10244813
Does his wife have a bull? Probably not. It's hard to have that kind of relationship when you have five kids. Sucks to be Jamie.

>> No.10244864

>>10244838
>parents sneaking their kids food through the bars on school grounds
Are packed lunches really illegal in the UK?

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>>10241682
Get rekt boi

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>>10242712
Jamie Oliver
> £240 million net worth
You
> 240 million lbs

>> No.10244890

>>10241682
tosser

>> No.10244891

>>10244869
off topic, but is there a way to filter out ramsay's videos on yootoob. I can't search for a single cooking related video without getting spammed with his reddit-tier shite

>> No.10244895

Jamie is king of /ck/
I'm sure he'll bounce back.

>> No.10244896

As long as you've got a business with turnover you can pay yourself a salary of like $200,000 per year until the banks sort it out, so I'm not really feeling too bad for this guy

>> No.10244910

Somebody who understands business and money give me an appraisal of this guy.

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>>10244857
>ostensibly your school system would make you better food in place of shitty food to replace it
lol no they fucking didn't don't be naive, school lunches were shit before and barely edible as it was
>or were apples considered disgusting?
You didn't get the option of 5 apples mate you almost always got a piece of fruit have you never been to a canteen before? And let me tell you the fruit quality wasn't top notch either

>>10244864
Sort of, some kids would have their lunches confiscated or their parents would get a note telling them off if it wasn't healthy enough though this is more to do with teachers power tripping but I heard of and saw it enough so it did happen and recently it was proposed to prevent the rise of childhood obesity so maybe it is now, also poor kids got lunch for free so if they didn't eat it their parents would get pissed off
You know how Americans say
>"If we ban guns and it doesn't work are we going to ban knives next?"
As a sort of joke on how people will just change how they kill? Well we did because the UK is run by fucking idiots that think banning solves everything

>> No.10245004

>>10244838
Honestly, it's not his fault you feed your kids absolute shit.

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https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/feb/16/not-so-fresh-why-jamie-oliver-restaurants-lost-their-bite
JUST

>> No.10245036

>>10244838
>Muh twizzlers
>t. fat fuck

>> No.10245339

>>10241959
Just so everyone knows:
This guy's name is Lumen, and unlike you retards, he knows how the world works. Remember that whenever you're lucky enough to catch one of his posts.
You're awesome, Lumen.

>> No.10245363 [DELETED] 

>>10245339
Thanks, but I don't know everything. For instance, my child porn dealer is getting bored with my rimming technique so I really need to work on improving my skills in that field.

>> No.10245400

>>10245339
reported for unprecedented levels of pure faggotry

>> No.10247036

>>10241682
why would you go to an italian restaurant to managed by actual italians?

>> No.10247328

Jamie Oliver is from Essex and he received very little formal training in his craft. He is a total fake with an excellent publicist. Who's seriously surprised his restaurants fail?

>> No.10247352

>>10247328
that's why you can pay someone good at that for make things good, if you have the money.

>> No.10247358

>>10241682
He can move in with me and my mum.

>> No.10247382

>>10247328
>he received very little formal training
He trained under two of the counties most renowned Italian chefs you fucking cripple.

>> No.10247389

>>10241682
>on the verge of poverty

No he's not. If he set his shit up correctly then the restaurant only carries his name but does not set him accountable for any debt the company has.

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>>10244928
Get a life - Bin that knife

>> No.10247716

>>10241682
The food there is actually pretty good. Sad

>> No.10247780

>>10243288

>Jamie
>White

Someone's obviously not seen his Sudanese special where he immerses himself in Sudanese cuisine and doesn't shut the fuck up about his Sudanese Great-great grandmother.

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>>10242696
Cringy as fuck, please kindly kill yourself immediately.

>> No.10247803

rich people rarely become poor again, but it depends on how they acquired the wealth

if they acquired it from image/talent/personality (as is the case with jamie oliver), then he can just have his attorneys and accountants get him out of the mess and then he releases a tell-all book and he's back on top again because his creditors know he can dig himself out. just look at michael jackson, for chrissakes

>> No.10247807

>>10241682
>looks downcast
>out for a walk with his family

>> No.10247856

>>10241682
FoodTube is actually really great. Huge variety of dishes simply communicated. Even the most complex dishes are about 5-6 minutes long which is perfect. Most of the guests are solid.

I do prefer Ramsays style more as he simplifies it even more. I also find I have to sub out a lot of what Jamie uses because I don't have Extra Virgin Natural Gluten Free Turbo Yoghurt.

Heres some FoodTube vids Ive used in the past
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_2DBLAt57c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7fX0GsS1kc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwDdYrFpAUo&t=184s

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>>10247785
it's clearly meant to be you sperg

>> No.10247915

>>10247904
Please be patient

>> No.10247921

>>10241686
>mong
Speak American, pumpkin, nobody can understand your inbred island gibberish here.

>> No.10248362

>>10243276

Jamie isn't in debt. The business as a separate entity is. Jamie is worth over 400 million net.

That faggot isn't ever worth the blowjob to give him AIDS

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>> No.10249360

>>10249287
imagine being such a nob you name your son "Buddy"

>> No.10249405

>>10249360
Kek

>> No.10249420

>>10249287
why do celebrities name their children such retarded things?

>> No.10249446

>>10249287

Does this guy drink a gallon of vodka and drop acid before each of his children are born?

>> No.10249464

>>10241682
MHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL MEALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

>> No.10249500

>>10244928
i mean i guess it did kinda work i went from eating solely cookies to adding a bacon bap and the occasional hot meal, but i was lucky and my parents fed me well outside of school

>> No.10249630

>>10249287
>petal blossom rainbow
>buddy bear
>river rocket
What a cunt.

>> No.10249635

>>10249287
does this dumbass not know his kids will age past 5 years old

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>>10249287
>petal blossom rainbow
It's like he took a ton of drugs while watching MLP and naming his children.
>buddy bear
You're trying to convince your son to be gay?
>daisy boo
... That isn't even a fucking name.
>poppy honey
Is this guy always on acid?!
>silver rocket
Is he naming his male children after gay strippers?

>> No.10250008

>>10249287
CHARGE YOUR PHONE ANON

>> No.10250072

Jamie Oliver is a Faggot.

>> No.10250086

>>10244838
I love his tone of voice when he talks about connective tissue, bone marrow, skin etc like it's an abomination, yet if he were cooking a stew or ragu he'd be singing their praises.

>> No.10250096

>>10244838
I wonder what it's like to lie to children on tv.
he's a tosser.

>> No.10251758

>>10247856
if you can get over him saying foodtubers every video and his annoying expressions he actually does have great recipes

>> No.10251770

>>10241682
>How does that make you feel?

Neutral, but if I'm allowed to be a bad person: mildly pleased.
Jamie Oliver is a limp dick.

I didn't even know about this until now, but this just proves my point: >>10249287
Names his children like they were house hold pets, what kind of growned man wants to be known as 'River Rocket' or 'Buddy Bear'? Why the fuck are celebrities always so detached from reality? And this flat-brain thinks he should be telling people how to live no less.

>> No.10251794

>>10244838
t. fattie
Im glad people are trying to get children to live healthy. Look at the amount of junkfood threads on this board. It's disgusting.

>> No.10251814

>>10244928
what is the bun item?

>> No.10251932

>>10244838

Mate, my school did chips, but salt was banned by the "health officials" from the local council.

>> No.10251941

>>10251932
That's loony. They add iodine to the salt to address a trend of iodine deficiency, then they stop you from having salt.

>> No.10251958

>>10241682
Well all of these restaurants are owned by a company, which is its own legal entity. He has no liability for any of that debt. You know that, right?

>> No.10251964

>>10241682
Maybe he should have went to flavortown more often instead of sticking to the healthy chef routine.

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>>10249287
Jesus fucking christ!

>> No.10251982

>>10249420
he claims his wife comes up with the names
her pussy game must be ridic

>> No.10251990

>>10241769
And he seems to be storing most of it around his midsection.

And what's up with that jacket? The text looks like sad, saggy tits.

>> No.10252107

>>10249287
>daisy boo

Literally a dogs name.

>> No.10252120

>>10249287
Is your phone charged yet?

>> No.10252129

>>10241682
>>10251990
>P U F F E R

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>>10252129

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>> No.10252169

>£10m house
>£240m net worth

even if he was liable for that £71m I think he would be OK.

>> No.10252174

>>10241682

Clearly he didnt add enough olive oil to his dishes

>> No.10252333

>>10249287
Why is this moron giving his kids pet names?

>> No.10252723

>>10252174
He also forgot to put parsley on top of them too.

>> No.10252957

>>10241682
Good, he was an overweight hack anyway.
https://youtu.be/59BpKzAdz4E

>> No.10253600

>>10245400
He’s right though. And you’re either a tripfag enabler or a wannabe celeb with his trip turned off. Either way, it’s ironic for you to cry “faggotry”.

>> No.10254103

>>10241727
>Guy tried to save you from cancer and obesity and you shit on him for it.
No wonder the upper classes look down on you stupid fucking peasants.

>> No.10254112

>>10253600
There's no need to be rude.

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>>10247921
'American', isn't a language, you'd need some history for one to develop.
Your whole country literally watered down English to make it easier for you to understand.

>> No.10254639

>celebrity chefs
Could not care less.

>> No.10254673

>>10254625
>'American', isn't a language
>use single quotes incorrectly
>comma is unnecessary and wrong
>even if the comma were correct it would go inside the quotes
good thing we have you educated euros to correct our English

>> No.10254695

>>10254625
>literally watered down English
Other way around. We took out all the retarded archaic spellings (olde shoppe is now old shop) and unnecessary u's, then england got butthurt and started changing spellings of other works like "tire" into "tyre" because how disgusting it would be to use "colony" language.

P.S. The world speaks American English

>> No.10254723

>>10254695
this.

Also, did you know there used to be two different systems for naming numbers? We use what is called "short scale" where a billion means 10^9. In the UK they used to have the "long scale" where a billion meant 10^12. But Americans used short scale and it became much more popular because we are cooler than Eurotrash, so the UK passed a fucking law declaring that a billion means 10^9 because they wanted to be cool like Americans. Basically America has all the best science and we were 1st to the moon, and the UK scientists were tired of going through the trouble of translating all of our numbers into long scale, so they switched to our system because it's better.

>> No.10254727

>>10241849
Thats how a business works. The business and a person are separate entities. Your business can be in billions of debt and you be fine. Thats the whole reason people make LLCs and shit.