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Fancy Cuisine Edition
>inb4 surly king of the egg fort
>>10234465>he didn't post the whole post
>>10234522I really hope they don't throw that fat away.
>>10234573Why are we addicted to this thread?
>>10234566Thats probably skin and i wouldnt be suprised if they use it to make pork rinds
>>10234500>when the beat drops
>>10234433jfc that thing looks like a penis
>>10234639Should be child abuse to give it to a kid.
>>10234744A little butter never hurt anyone.
>>10234639>He made a webm from the other threadgodspeed my son
>>10234757Other thread? I made that today because it randomly came up in my Youtube suggestions.
>webm threadalready? other one hasn't even archived yet... webm boy at it again
Do Canadians really do this?
>>10234766/webm/ is a community, and I can see you're highly uninformed about it's members. Yeah, there a few reposts, but it's usually by the people who made them in the first place you nave. There's nothing more satisfying than seeing your original content get distributed in a webm thread by somebody who saved it. It makes the hours of scouring obscure sources and running ffmpeg worth it. OC is coming in all the time too. In all the webm threads I usually see at least one new webm and thats on the low side. Sometimes we inspire a new creator (or an old one) to make a bunch of new content. Those threads are usually beautiful and graced with at least 4 new webms. Kindly remove yourself from this thread and really think about what you said today. Maybe try and gather some empirical evidence to back up your flatulent and incredibly uninformed claims.
>>10234777no, that isn't real maple syrup
>>10234751thank you for this
>>10234779foh take a nap
>>10234584I really hope they don't throw that skin away.
>>10234639This does not seem appetizing.
>>10234779>t. webm boywow so defensive about your webms, kek
>>10234779Not gonna lie, you need to take a break and go outside.
So I think the rest of the night is going to be nothing but avocados.
>>10234898"I don't think [latest trend] is just a trend, its here to stay." says local man, cashing in on latest trend.
>>10234917Avocado is forever
>>10234898WTF? I hate avocados now!
>>10234952>still crawling on their leg stumps
>>10234928Why did they think we needed to see instructions? I mean, shit, man.
>>10234751Disgust. But also a boner.
>>10234420Honestly sorry anyone would try so hard
>>10234972>Disgust. But also a boner.
>>10234500Nice redneck invention
>>10234989What the fuck
>>10234500Does it work with Sheep?
>this entire thread
>>10234638You see penises everywhere.
>>10234633You have terrible taste in music and should feel bad.
>>10234928All it still needs is a beard and thick rimmed glasses.
>>10234749> a little
>>10234420>that'll be $200 plus tip
Doing a test.
>>10235066most of it ends up on the plate, fag
>>10235265Nothing. They don't exist. Given that the rest of their culture doesn't make any fucking sense, they'd probably claim to have 'invested' curry as well.
>>10235259No, most of it ends up soaked into the bottom bun.
>>10235265Nothing. They don't exist. Given that the rest of their culture doesn't make any fucking sense, they'd probably claim to have 'invented' curry as well.
>>10235265>fictional race>uses ingredients and methods of extant humansReally makes you think
>>10234500I can’t help but admire the effciency of it.
>>10235168The John Henry of Domino's Pizza, if you will.
>>10235265Not Chicken? Wrong.
>>10234898those are the same people that will lecture everybody else on why you should take care of planet earth, meanwhile avocado is the crop that requires the most water out of any other plant, vegetable, or anything else that comes out of the ground and is actually very destructive.
>>10234829I've lived in Taiwan off and on for fourteen years now in three different major cities, and I've literally never seen a penis-shaped-filled-pancake vendor. "Traditional" my inflamed asshole. Usually (80% of the time) they're small cylinders, sorta like a tunafish can but about half that size (in each dimension). Sometimes they're oblong or shaped like a cartoon character or a fish, but those usually aren't filled.
>>10234829>drizzled with semen resembling dipping sauce
>>10234460How will you afford a house now
>>10234977kek they had to know
>>10234420Might not be the right thread but /r/ing those webms of mexican shops that are like icecream places where you go in and mix and match whatever you want, but instead of icecream it's mexican condiments and snackfoods like nacho doritos, fritos, and flaming hot cheetos
>>10235601God, that's awful. Thanks.
>>10234639O B E S E DBESED
>>10235320Excuse me, there is a bunch of eggshells in my salad
>>10234898What's up with those facial expressions?
>>10234779I can really relate to what you wrote and also suggest you take a break from chans.
>>10235010both avocadoes and eggs are eggcellent for you skin, no kidding.
>>10235701Good for your hair too. Some girls make a paste out of them to moisturize.
>>10235265Why would Wakandans eat Caribbean Beef Pelau?
>>10235713Because they are not real
>>10235694He's not honing it. He's implying his sword can cut through steel.
>>10235702WTF Germany stole Sara.
>>10235702What are those bell-shaped chocolate things? And she just puts em right on top?
>>10234829> flaccidI want to see one of those erect
>>10234898>>10234928Fuck. I really like avocados but these motherfuckers are making me hate them
>>10235738they are called negerküsse (niggerkisses) /morenkopf (niggerhead)...at least that was their legit name, now it's schokoküsse (chocolate kisses)they are basically a sweet foam with a chocolate cover and a biscuit underneath it all.will get surprisingly disgusting after a while.Often they were put between bread like a sweet sandwich (no other things than the chocolate kisses and bread) It's a german thing, I guess.
>>10235702>posting "Reality TV">fucking newfags
>>10234462but the earth is flat though
>>10235694>people still thinks this guy owns restaurants
>>10234928these guys found a way to sell avocado skins. Kinda brilliant.
>>10235868Mohrenkopf would translate to moors' head not niggerhead, but otherwise pretty accurate
>>10235099it is obvious the black has been to prison.
>>10234639how to to kill your childslowly
>>10235131I usually close webms with coon hands but this one was alright
>>10235168>guy working like an idiot, showing off like a dork>girl just watches and plays a bit with a gadgetWell, as long as they'll get equal pay
>>10234898Sometimes I love this timeline... Other time I hate it. This webm makes me hate this timeline.
>>10234500I mean, I'm glad it's already dead when they put in there.
>>10234433>gently slice off the nuts
>>10235702sexy white queen that knows how to cook and keep her beach body
>>10234777looks like fake shit
>>10235320this is sad
>>10234898Why does this shit remind of those stupid fucking Now This videos on facebook?
>>10235168Y'all will laugh but this is exactly how you're making pizza when the dinner rush comes on a friday night after local high school football game.
>>10235168The Chad Rush Order Cook
>>10235265i would imagine they eat Ethiopian food, which is nothing.
>>10235416I always wonder how long these gimmick restaurant manage to stay open. It's gotta be rough after the fad comes and goes.
>>10235868Dutch also had it as Negerzoenen, which also changed to just Zoenen iirc.
>>10236021Did the shirt tip you off?
>>10236827what's the benefit there? is phs the ultimate cooking surface?
>>10236827I honestly can't tell if this is meant to be a joke video or not.
>>10235868>It's a german thing, I guess.We have them in Norway too. We call them "kokkosboller". It's coconut filling in Germany too, right?
>>10236879These would be funny if they actually put in effort to make the plating look good.
>>10235601cashier a cute
>>10234995They're ridiculously good. Don't have them in my country so I had to make my own, but I butcher about 40 chickens a year for personal use. and it saves me tons of time (and lots of tedious effort)
>>10234500Where do the feathers go?
>>10234779this is pasta right?
>>10237027He has to cook them all.
>>10235465Those are called 車輪餅
>>10234732Entrepreneurs were too busy thinking whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think whether or not they should.
>>10236613>to stay openToo long. This kind of meme fast food shit should literally be illegal. It's entire existence is offensive.
>>10235099>>10236021it's probably more edible than the prison food, which may be rotten and filled with maggots if it's privatized.
>>10237048Beer pancakes actually taste pretty good.
>>10234460What's the fuchsia stuff?
>>1023722320 for breakfast might be a bit excessive since they're also full of rum
>>10234989mexican war paint
>>10236613Most fad businesses or restaurant chains are built to be operational/profitable for 2 years, or so.If something else happens, that's great, but that's a very weird rule of thumb.
>>10235032>soy saucenice try cultural marxist
>>10237311I heard 8 months
>>10235099ah yes, american prison food
>>10235829What the fuck is his problem?
>>10237323I hate her.
>>10236593should've picked an african country that doesn't have a well known cuisine
>>10237323>that over peeled cucumber
>>10234500>How it feels to chew 5 gum
>>10236873no, it's vanilla
>>10234579this at least looks like something I would eat before regretting
>>10237389>>10236873originally it was pure sugar foam.nowadays there are even american branded ones, dunno why.
>>10237436>Cream cheeseEVERY TIME
>>10234573>>10234420still looks terrible. What are these webms trying to prove?
>>10236593you've never had ethiopian food?inb4 neither have they, lol
>>10236841the block is made of salt
>>10236879what cocksucking faggot in his right mind puts mayonnaise on a fucken hot dog???
>>10236827> 45 minute preheat> gray meat great job
>>10235037ah, my favorite NY pizza joint
>>10234989>literally has egg on her face
>>10237323Is cutting off the edges a meme or do people actually do this shit?And if they do, do they just throw away the cut off edges? Is this real life?
>>10234898omg 200 avocados a day holy shit that is so many!
>>10237811>>10238017hard to believe it's even the same girl
>>10234989ooga booga may the spirits guide you
>>10234898>It's healthy because its an avocado!Do people not realize how saturated with fats those things are?Also who the fuck wants to eat just a big chunk of that stuff
>>10238476Avocados are basically pure fat.
>>10237484>>10234573Why do they always use a poop smear? That's like the first basic no-no I learned from watching master chef.
>>10237441cream cheese is fucking delicious though. What is the problem?
>>10237748>graymight want to adjust the color settings on your monitor there...
>>10239300Do you also dump a stick of butter into everything you make because butter is so yummy?
>>10239370Might want to adjust your eyes, that meat is a flat gray with 0 sear
>>10235416>overflows plate with peanut butter sauceChrist
>>10239380>things that are delicious I can no longer eat you dumbass
>>10235701>>10235712Putting food on your face is fucking stupid. It does not help your skin.
>>10238216no fucking way
how does he get out of there
>>10239650does he have to break the eggs to get out?
>>10239650How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?
>>10239650how does he get out of there without breaking the eggs??
>>10239462turns out eating 10,000 calories a day turns you into a landwhale... who would've guessed
>>10239650>>10239666 (checked)>>10239670>>10239675He can't. Or at least, not until he sells and cooks all the eggs, only then can he leave.
>>10239700For how fucking long? Jesus christ
>>10239406So do you not understand english, or?
>>10239723probably like a week at most
>>10239650more importantly, how does he wash his hands after every order??
>>10239650guy on the right literally won't stop knocking back eggs. think he puts away 6 during the vid
>>10234952post the one with the african kid eating gnats
>>10234460>the way shit's haphazrdly placed on top of the avocado>tfw imagining picking one of these stupid half sandwiches up and having cherry tomatoes or blueberries immediately fall away to bounce and roll around on my floor
>>10236984What do these cunts have against the concept of texture?
>>10234898>200 avocados a day>every dish here has >1 avocadothat doesn't sound like they're doing that well, (insh'allah) they'll be shuttered soon.
>>10234928>cadbury egg espresso shotbut I'd actually drink that.
>>10234500Is he okay?
>>10239954yeah. he just didn't want his feathers anymore.
>>10234829>>10235465This is just a way for Taiwanese people to get tourists to eat dicks isnt it?
>>10234898This trend is gonna die hard like frozen yogurt.
>>10234989Looks like shrek just bust a nut all over her face.
>>10239967Probably cause its the summer. Gets a little hot!
>>10234639Why are the burger patties like a millimeter thick and the butter smear on the untoasted bread like an inch thick?
>>10239377>frozen fries>not making the fries yourself, then dusting them with cheeto dust (or just salt and cracked black pepper)
>>10235099Why the fuck is he cutting an onion with a plastic butter knife
>>10235605that took a weird turn
>>10236134she's timing him you fuckign mong
>>10236134>working like an idiotHe is a little messy, but he's fucking fast.
>>10235320>these replieshe's pretty clearly demonstrating hibachi showmanship for chefs trying to learn
>>10239650he misses to put in the egg piece
>>10235416imagine the fucking calories wtf
>>10235694>meme chef does meme things
>>10237323>>10237334>>10238016its a tea sandwich you mongoloids. theyre meant to have no crusts.
>>10237484That its the food that matters, not fancy plating.
>>10238109They're selling 1 avocado for the $13.49. This guy is a genius.
>>10235765you forgot to say no homo
>>10237223Its not beer hes pouring into the batter
>>10235295>>10235301>>10236593you are all horribly autistic and unoriginal edgelords
>>10239900what about that food lacks texture?
>>10239380yes. i am french
>>10236827Wouldn't this make chlorine gas?
>>10234777Absolutely not. That's flavored corn syrup.
>>10236827IT'S YOU!PINK HIMALAYAN SALT FAG!
>>10239406MODERATION, you muppet.You can eat whatever you want as long as you don't eat more than your body requires.
>>10235702:15 secs my almonds got so activated
>>10239906That's not bad for a food hall stall, they're probably making $500 a day.
>>10234777I'm Canadian and fat as fuck and I've never put (real maple) syrup on anything but pancakes and French Toast. I def don't fuck with that fake shit.
>>10241285Why do people hate sprouts?
>>10241293Same reason kids hate broccoli and other greens, they taste like complete trash if they aren't cooked properly. White suburban parents with no idea how to treat vegetables are a huge part of the reason people are so fat
>>10241377I like Broccoli as well and always did as a kid
>>10241379We're not talking about your taste and childhood specifically here
>>10235416Women were a mistake.
>>10237436what a fucking atrocity
>>10234972someone always says this, but i find that bitch to be repulsive
>>10240274It's a clickhole video you idiot.
>>10235605Pay attention kids, this is how you become gay.
>>10235702white people cooking
>>10236827All of that trouble to make a shitty looking stake
>>10241285To be fair.She threw up ham and eggs as a kid, and would ONLY eat cheesy potatoes for decades to come....And you gave her a sprout. What the fuck did you think was going to happen?Turns out she was actually incredibly compliant in that episode and knew she was fucking up, she just needed a push in the right direction.
>>10240966All of these BuzzFeed-style videos end with a proud reveal of a cross-section that shows everything incorporated into a single cheesey mass. Even the bacon is going to be lost in that amount of cheese and unrendered beef fat.
>>10241529Basically this. If you want to get someone into vegetables, start with carrots, tomatoes or bell peppers. Carrots because they are sweet, tomatoes and bell peppers because they are savory
>>10237323I saw someone post once that its a video from when those kind of cartons were first made, so he just has no idea what the fuck to do
>>10236827>45 minutes to preheat your block>2 mins to cook does not compute
>>10234500but wold that effect the quality of the meat as well? i mean it would be bruised as all hell.
>>10235641She's an avocadogirl, kinda like a soyboy but female.
>>10235416i would beat the shit out of these retards
>>10241828You're not doing anything, faggot.
>>10241195what does that have to do with anything? literally who cares as long as it tastes good
>>10235265>What do Wakandans eat?Apparently a mish mash of Middle Eastern and Indian food?I mean... ghee? Basmati rice? Pomegranate? Garam masala? Really?
>>10241952>>10235295>>10235301>>10235713i thought they were african
>>10240941>i hate it when people joke about the truth
>>10241377Its because the bitter receptor taste buds develop at a much earlier age than the others, probably to keep the young alive back when we picked berries.So green veg to a kid tastes pretty awful regardless of how they are cooked
>>10235601man as soon as that faggot brought out the apples i knew it was fucked
>>10242030>no clark barsfuck off
>>10236827grey meat :/
>>10241293sprouts are typically served steamed rather than roasted, which takes all the fun out of them
>>10234579idk it doesnt look that bad desu
>>10242258who is this desu person? i keep seeing posts in different threads saying desu
>>10234777that's high fructose corn "syrup"
>>10235032holy fugg thats kawaii af nigger
>>10234579That looks like the dough would be still chewy
Let's not forget about this classic dish
Fuck this board. I hate that some of you are influential or insistent enough to change the direction of this piece-of-shit place.It used to be jackposting, which pissed me off, now it is pretentious bullshit that pisses me off equally. Fuck all of you. Assholes.
>>10242387Be the change you want to see. Make OC that you like and post it.
>>10242387change is good tho, keeps the place fresh. honestly, it seems like you need to take a break from this board.
>>10241598bell peppers are also sweet. at least the non-green ones are.
>>10241903>that reveal when the bundt pan is flipped over>orange noodles, with no crustthis looks like a halfway decent lasagne recipe, but a backasswards way of cooking it. oh god, and the extra cup of sauce, like it's a basket of mozzarella sticks...
>>10242380these videos are always so confusing. i'm assuming that it's mexican, and i'm also assuming that it's for after a night of drinking
>>10243700whats this guys name again? I love to watch his videos
>>10235265That ghee is just butter