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Fancy Cuisine Edition

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>> No.10234465

>inb4 surly king of the egg fort

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>>10234465
>he didn't post the whole post

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Fancy?

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>>10234500

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>> No.10234566

>>10234522
I really hope they don't throw that fat away.

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>>10234573
Why are we addicted to this thread?

>> No.10234584

>>10234566
Thats probably skin and i wouldnt be suprised if they use it to make pork rinds

>> No.10234633

>>10234500
>when the beat drops

>> No.10234638

>>10234433
jfc that thing looks like a penis

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>> No.10234744

>>10234639
Should be child abuse to give it to a kid.

>> No.10234749

>>10234744
A little butter never hurt anyone.

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>>10234639
>He made a webm from the other thread
godspeed my son

>> No.10234761

>>10234757
Other thread? I made that today because it randomly came up in my Youtube suggestions.

>> No.10234765

>>10234761
>>10223592

>> No.10234766

>webm thread
already? other one hasn't even archived yet... webm boy at it again

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Do Canadians really do this?

>> No.10234779

>>10234766
/webm/ is a community, and I can see you're highly uninformed about it's members. Yeah, there a few reposts, but it's usually by the people who made them in the first place you nave. There's nothing more satisfying than seeing your original content get distributed in a webm thread by somebody who saved it. It makes the hours of scouring obscure sources and running ffmpeg worth it. OC is coming in all the time too. In all the webm threads I usually see at least one new webm and thats on the low side. Sometimes we inspire a new creator (or an old one) to make a bunch of new content. Those threads are usually beautiful and graced with at least 4 new webms. Kindly remove yourself from this thread and really think about what you said today. Maybe try and gather some empirical evidence to back up your flatulent and incredibly uninformed claims.

>> No.10234782

>>10234639
mind bogling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUn3gf-0VlY

>> No.10234788

>>10234777

no, that isn't real maple syrup

>> No.10234802

>>10234751
thank you for this

>> No.10234814

>>10234779
foh take a nap

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>> No.10234832

>>10234584
I really hope they don't throw that skin away.

>> No.10234835

>>10234639
This does not seem appetizing.

>> No.10234853

>>10234779
>t. webm boy
wow so defensive about your webms, kek

>> No.10234864

>>10234779
Not gonna lie, you need to take a break and go outside.

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So I think the rest of the night is going to be nothing but avocados.

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>> No.10234917

>>10234898
"I don't think [latest trend] is just a trend, its here to stay." says local man, cashing in on latest trend.

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>>10234917
Avocado is forever

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>> No.10234947

>>10234898
WTF? I hate avocados now!

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>>10234952
>still crawling on their leg stumps

>> No.10234966

>>10234928
Why did they think we needed to see instructions? I mean, shit, man.

>> No.10234972

>>10234751
Disgust. But also a boner.

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>> No.10234979

>>10234420
Honestly sorry anyone would try so hard

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>>10234972
>Disgust. But also a boner.

>> No.10234995

>>10234500
Nice redneck invention

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>> No.10235010

>>10234989
What the fuck

>> No.10235017

>>10234500
Does it work with Sheep?

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>this entire thread

>> No.10235028

>>10234638
You see penises everywhere.

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>>10235023

>> No.10235041

>>10234633

You have terrible taste in music and should feel bad.

>> No.10235055

>>10234928
All it still needs is a beard and thick rimmed glasses.

>> No.10235066

>>10234749
> a little

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>> No.10235121

>>10234420
>that'll be $200 plus tip

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>>10235121

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Doing a test.

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>>10234829

>> No.10235259

>>10235066
most of it ends up on the plate, fag

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>>10235265
Nothing. They don't exist. Given that the rest of their culture doesn't make any fucking sense, they'd probably claim to have 'invested' curry as well.

>> No.10235293

>>10235259
No, most of it ends up soaked into the bottom bun.

>> No.10235295

>>10235265
Nothing. They don't exist. Given that the rest of their culture doesn't make any fucking sense, they'd probably claim to have 'invented' curry as well.

>> No.10235301

>>10235265
>fictional race
>uses ingredients and methods of extant humans
Really makes you think

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>> No.10235347

>>10234500

I can’t help but admire the effciency of it.

>> No.10235351

>>10235168
The John Henry of Domino's Pizza, if you will.

>> No.10235407

>>10235265
Not Chicken? Wrong.

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>> No.10235447

>>10234898
those are the same people that will lecture everybody else on why you should take care of planet earth, meanwhile avocado is the crop that requires the most water out of any other plant, vegetable, or anything else that comes out of the ground and is actually very destructive.

>> No.10235465

>>10234829
I've lived in Taiwan off and on for fourteen years now in three different major cities, and I've literally never seen a penis-shaped-filled-pancake vendor. "Traditional" my inflamed asshole. Usually (80% of the time) they're small cylinders, sorta like a tunafish can but about half that size (in each dimension). Sometimes they're oblong or shaped like a cartoon character or a fish, but those usually aren't filled.

>> No.10235477

>>10234829
>drizzled with semen resembling dipping sauce

>> No.10235556

>>10234460
How will you afford a house now

>> No.10235559

>>10234977
kek they had to know

>> No.10235563

>>10234420
Might not be the right thread but /r/ing those webms of mexican shops that are like icecream places where you go in and mix and match whatever you want, but instead of icecream it's mexican condiments and snackfoods like nacho doritos, fritos, and flaming hot cheetos

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>>10235563

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>> No.10235618

>>10235601
God, that's awful. Thanks.

>> No.10235622

>>10234639
O B E S E D
B
E
S
E
D

>> No.10235636

>>10235320
Excuse me, there is a bunch of eggshells in my salad

>> No.10235641

>>10234898
What's up with those facial expressions?

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>> No.10235695

>>10234779
I can really relate to what you wrote and also suggest you take a break from chans.

>> No.10235701

>>10235010
both avocadoes and eggs are eggcellent for you skin, no kidding.

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>> No.10235712

>>10235701
Good for your hair too. Some girls make a paste out of them to moisturize.

>> No.10235713

>>10235265
Why would Wakandans eat Caribbean Beef Pelau?

>> No.10235716

>>10235713
Because they are not real

>> No.10235729

>>10235694
He's not honing it. He's implying his sword can cut through steel.

>> No.10235737

>>10235702
WTF Germany stole Sara.

>> No.10235738

>>10235702
What are those bell-shaped chocolate things? And she just puts em right on top?

>> No.10235765

>>10234829
> flaccid
I want to see one of those erect

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>> No.10235867

>>10234898
>>10234928
Fuck. I really like avocados but these motherfuckers are making me hate them

>> No.10235868

>>10235738
they are called negerküsse (niggerkisses) /morenkopf (niggerhead)...at least that was their legit name, now it's schokoküsse (chocolate kisses)

they are basically a sweet foam with a chocolate cover and a biscuit underneath it all.
will get surprisingly disgusting after a while.
Often they were put between bread like a sweet sandwich (no other things than the chocolate kisses and bread)
It's a german thing, I guess.

>> No.10235881

>>10235702
>posting "Reality TV"
>fucking newfags

>> No.10235904

>>10234462
but the earth is flat though

>> No.10235918

>>10235694
>people still thinks this guy owns restaurants

>> No.10235951

>>10234928
these guys found a way to sell avocado skins. Kinda brilliant.

>> No.10235956

>>10235702
disgusting degenerates

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>>10235099
dear god

>> No.10235984

>>10235868
Mohrenkopf would translate to moors' head not niggerhead, but otherwise pretty accurate

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>>10235099
why?

>> No.10236021

>>10235099
it is obvious the black has been to prison.

>> No.10236026

>>10234639
how to to kill your child
slowly

>> No.10236052

>>10235131
I usually close webms with coon hands but this one was alright

>> No.10236128

>>10235136
thats rarted

>> No.10236134

>>10235168
>guy working like an idiot, showing off like a dork
>girl just watches and plays a bit with a gadget
Well, as long as they'll get equal pay

>> No.10236148

>>10234898
Sometimes I love this timeline... Other time I hate it. This webm makes me hate this timeline.

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>>10234500
I mean, I'm glad it's already dead when they put in there.

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>>10234579

>> No.10236223

>>10234433
>gently slice off the nuts

>> No.10236230

>>10235702
sexy white queen that knows how to cook and keep her beach body

>> No.10236241

>>10234777
looks like fake shit

>> No.10236243

>>10235099
STOP

>> No.10236354

>>10235320
this is sad

>> No.10236445

>HOW

>> No.10236511

>>10234898
Why does this shit remind of those stupid fucking Now This videos on facebook?

>> No.10236531

>>10235168
Y'all will laugh but this is exactly how you're making pizza when the dinner rush comes on a friday night after local high school football game.

>> No.10236566

>>10234500
How unceremonious

>> No.10236571

>>10235168
The Chad Rush Order Cook

>> No.10236593

>>10235265
i would imagine they eat Ethiopian food, which is nothing.

>> No.10236613

>>10235416
I always wonder how long these gimmick restaurant manage to stay open. It's gotta be rough after the fad comes and goes.

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>> No.10236700

>>10235868
Dutch also had it as Negerzoenen, which also changed to just Zoenen iirc.

>> No.10236778

>>10236021
Did the shirt tip you off?

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>> No.10236841

>>10236827

what's the benefit there? is phs the ultimate cooking surface?

>> No.10236845

>>10236827

I honestly can't tell if this is meant to be a joke video or not.

>> No.10236873

>>10235868
>It's a german thing, I guess.
We have them in Norway too. We call them "kokkosboller". It's coconut filling in Germany too, right?

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>> No.10236889

>>10236879
These would be funny if they actually put in effort to make the plating look good.

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>> No.10236954

>>10235601
cashier a cute

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>> No.10237018

>>10234995
They're ridiculously good. Don't have them in my country so I had to make my own, but I butcher about 40 chickens a year for personal use. and it saves me tons of time (and lots of tedious effort)

>> No.10237027

>>10234500
Where do the feathers go?

>> No.10237028

>>10234779
this is pasta right?

>> No.10237033

>>10237027
He has to cook them all.

>> No.10237035

>>10235465
Those are called 車輪餅

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>>10237046

>> No.10237075

>>10234732
Entrepreneurs were too busy thinking whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think whether or not they should.

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>>10236613
>to stay open

Too long. This kind of meme fast food shit should literally be illegal. It's entire existence is offensive.

>> No.10237168

>>10235099
>>10236021
it's probably more edible than the prison food, which may be rotten and filled with maggots if it's privatized.

>> No.10237223

>>10237048
Beer pancakes actually taste pretty good.

>> No.10237257

>>10234460
What's the fuchsia stuff?

>> No.10237263

>>10237223
20 for breakfast might be a bit excessive since they're also full of rum

>> No.10237306

>>10234989
mexican war paint

>> No.10237311

>>10236613
Most fad businesses or restaurant chains are built to be operational/profitable for 2 years, or so.

If something else happens, that's great, but that's a very weird rule of thumb.

>> No.10237313

>>10235032
>soy sauce
nice try cultural marxist

>> No.10237316

>>10237311
I heard 8 months

>> No.10237319

>>10235099
ah yes, american prison food

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>>10235829
What the fuck is his problem?

>> No.10237334

>>10237323
I hate her.

>> No.10237336

>>10236593
should've picked an african country that doesn't have a well known cuisine

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>>10237323
>that over peeled cucumber

>> No.10237363

>>10234500
>How it feels to chew 5 gum

>> No.10237389

>>10236873
no, it's vanilla

>> No.10237394

>>10234579
this at least looks like something I would eat before regretting

>> No.10237413

>>10237389
>>10236873
originally it was pure sugar foam.
nowadays there are even american branded ones, dunno why.

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>> No.10237441

>>10237436
>Cream cheese
EVERY TIME

>> No.10237484

>>10234573
>>10234420
still looks terrible. What are these webms trying to prove?

>> No.10237487

>>10236593
you've never had ethiopian food?
inb4 neither have they, lol

>> No.10237656

>>10236841
the block is made of salt

>> No.10237695

>>10235320
The fuck

>> No.10237732

>>10236879
what cocksucking faggot in his right mind puts mayonnaise on a fucken hot dog???

>> No.10237748

>>10236827

> 45 minute preheat
> gray meat

great job

>> No.10237781

>>10235037
ah, my favorite NY pizza joint

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>> No.10237934

>>10234989
>literally has egg on her face

>> No.10238016

>>10237323
Is cutting off the edges a meme or do people actually do this shit?

And if they do, do they just throw away the cut off edges? Is this real life?

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>>10234898
omg 200 avocados a day holy shit that is so many!

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>> No.10238216

>>10237811
>>10238017
hard to believe it's even the same girl

>> No.10238402

>>10235601

la abominación...

>> No.10238470

>>10234989

ooga booga may the spirits guide you

>> No.10238476

>>10234898
>It's healthy because its an avocado!
Do people not realize how saturated with fats those things are?
Also who the fuck wants to eat just a big chunk of that stuff

>> No.10238481

>>10238476
Avocados are basically pure fat.

>> No.10238574

>>10235829
>nöm

>> No.10238615

>>10237484
>>10234573
Why do they always use a poop smear? That's like the first basic no-no I learned from watching master chef.

>> No.10238647

>>10234979
Its satire.

>> No.10239300

>>10237441
cream cheese is fucking delicious though. What is the problem?

>> No.10239370

>>10237748
>gray
might want to adjust the color settings on your monitor there...

>> No.10239377
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>> No.10239380

>>10239300
Do you also dump a stick of butter into everything you make because butter is so yummy?

>> No.10239382

>>10239370
Might want to adjust your eyes, that meat is a flat gray with 0 sear

>> No.10239399

>>10235416
>overflows plate with peanut butter sauce
Christ

>> No.10239406

>>10239380
>things that are delicious I can no longer eat
you dumbass

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>> No.10239444

>>10235701
>>10235712
Putting food on your face is fucking stupid. It does not help your skin.

>> No.10239462

>>10238216
no fucking way

>> No.10239650
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how does he get out of there

>> No.10239666

>>10239650
does he have to break the eggs to get out?

>> No.10239670

>>10239650
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10239675

>>10239650
how does he get out of there without breaking the eggs??

>> No.10239684

>>10237263
And Pastis

>> No.10239700

>>10239462
turns out eating 10,000 calories a day turns you into a landwhale... who would've guessed

>> No.10239707

>>10239650
>>10239666 (checked)
>>10239670
>>10239675
He can't. Or at least, not until he sells and cooks all the eggs, only then can he leave.

>> No.10239723

>>10239700
For how fucking long? Jesus christ

>> No.10239729

>>10239406
So do you not understand english, or?

>> No.10239736

>>10239723
probably like a week at most

>> No.10239746

>>10239650
more importantly, how does he wash his hands after every order??

>> No.10239819

>>10239746
he doesn't

>> No.10239826

>>10239650
guy on the right literally won't stop knocking back eggs. think he puts away 6 during the vid

>> No.10239854

>>10234952
post the one with the african kid eating gnats

>> No.10239873

>>10234460
>the way shit's haphazrdly placed on top of the avocado
>tfw imagining picking one of these stupid half sandwiches up and having cherry tomatoes or blueberries immediately fall away to bounce and roll around on my floor

>> No.10239900

>>10236984
What do these cunts have against the concept of texture?

>> No.10239906

>>10234898
>200 avocados a day
>every dish here has >1 avocado
that doesn't sound like they're doing that well, (insh'allah) they'll be shuttered soon.

>> No.10239915

>>10234928
>cadbury egg espresso shot
but I'd actually drink that.

>> No.10239954

>>10234500
Is he okay?

>> No.10239967

>>10239954
yeah. he just didn't want his feathers anymore.

>> No.10239975

>>10234829
>>10235465
This is just a way for Taiwanese people to get tourists to eat dicks isnt it?

>> No.10239985

>>10234898
This trend is gonna die hard like frozen yogurt.

>> No.10239993

>>10234989
Looks like shrek just bust a nut all over her face.

>> No.10239997

>>10239967
Probably cause its the summer. Gets a little hot!

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>>10234639
Why are the burger patties like a millimeter thick and the butter smear on the untoasted bread like an inch thick?

>> No.10240128

>>10239377
>frozen fries
>not making the fries yourself, then dusting them with cheeto dust (or just salt and cracked black pepper)

>> No.10240155

>>10235099
Why the fuck is he cutting an onion with a plastic butter knife

>> No.10240165

>>10235605
that took a weird turn

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>> No.10240254

>>10236134
she's timing him you fuckign mong

>> No.10240264

>>10236134
>working like an idiot

He is a little messy, but he's fucking fast.

>> No.10240274

>>10235320
>these replies

he's pretty clearly demonstrating hibachi showmanship for chefs trying to learn

>> No.10240298

>>10239650
he misses to put in the egg piece

>> No.10240305

>>10235416
imagine the fucking calories wtf

>> No.10240313

>>10235694
>meme chef does meme things

>> No.10240335

>>10237323
>>10237334
>>10238016
its a tea sandwich you mongoloids. theyre meant to have no crusts.

>> No.10240546

>>10237484
That its the food that matters, not fancy plating.

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>> No.10240717

>>10238109
They're selling 1 avocado for the $13.49. This guy is a genius.

>> No.10240753

>>10235765
you forgot to say no homo

>> No.10240787

>>10237223
Its not beer hes pouring into the batter

>> No.10240941

>>10235295
>>10235301
>>10236593
you are all horribly autistic and unoriginal edgelords

>> No.10240966

>>10239900
what about that food lacks texture?

>> No.10240969

>>10239380
yes. i am french

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>>10234751

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>>10234433

>> No.10241086

>>10236827
Wouldn't this make chlorine gas?

>> No.10241104

>>10234777
Absolutely not. That's flavored corn syrup.

>> No.10241136

>>10236827
IT'S YOU!

PINK HIMALAYAN SALT FAG!

>> No.10241195

>>10239406
MODERATION, you muppet.
You can eat whatever you want as long as you don't eat more than your body requires.

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>>10235136
>grape caviar

>> No.10241218

>>10235702
:15 secs
my almonds got so activated

>> No.10241263

>>10239906
That's not bad for a food hall stall, they're probably making $500 a day.

>> No.10241280

>>10234777
I'm Canadian and fat as fuck and I've never put (real maple) syrup on anything but pancakes and French Toast. I def don't fuck with that fake shit.

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>>10235881

>> No.10241293

>>10241285
Why do people hate sprouts?

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>>10234989
>nigger hands

>> No.10241377

>>10241293
Same reason kids hate broccoli and other greens, they taste like complete trash if they aren't cooked properly. White suburban parents with no idea how to treat vegetables are a huge part of the reason people are so fat

>> No.10241379

>>10241377
I like Broccoli as well and always did as a kid

>> No.10241389

>>10241379
We're not talking about your taste and childhood specifically here

>> No.10241391

>>10235416
Women were a mistake.

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>>10235265

>> No.10241402

>>10237436
what a fucking atrocity

>> No.10241408

>>10234972
someone always says this, but i find that bitch to be repulsive

>> No.10241444

>>10240274
It's a clickhole video you idiot.

>> No.10241474

>>10236128
ggx

>> No.10241506

>>10235605

Pay attention kids, this is how you become gay.

>> No.10241508

>>10235702

white people cooking

>> No.10241513

>>10236827

All of that trouble to make a shitty looking stake

>> No.10241529

>>10241285
To be fair.

She threw up ham and eggs as a kid, and would ONLY eat cheesy potatoes for decades to come.

...And you gave her a sprout. What the fuck did you think was going to happen?

Turns out she was actually incredibly compliant in that episode and knew she was fucking up, she just needed a push in the right direction.

>> No.10241569

>>10240966
All of these BuzzFeed-style videos end with a proud reveal of a cross-section that shows everything incorporated into a single cheesey mass. Even the bacon is going to be lost in that amount of cheese and unrendered beef fat.

>> No.10241598

>>10241529
Basically this. If you want to get someone into vegetables, start with carrots, tomatoes or bell peppers. Carrots because they are sweet, tomatoes and bell peppers because they are savory

>> No.10241624

>>10237323
I saw someone post once that its a video from when those kind of cartons were first made, so he just has no idea what the fuck to do

>> No.10241671

>>10236827
Disgusting.

>> No.10241683

>>10236827
>45 minutes to preheat your block
>2 mins to cook
does not compute

>> No.10241722

>>10234500
insta JUST

>> No.10241731

>>10234500
but wold that effect the quality of the meat as well? i mean it would be bruised as all hell.

>> No.10241736

>>10235641
She's an avocadogirl, kinda like a soyboy but female.

>> No.10241828

>>10235416
i would beat the shit out of these retards

>> No.10241874

>>10241828
You're not doing anything, faggot.

>> No.10241889

>>10241195
what does that have to do with anything? literally who cares as long as it tastes good

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>> No.10241952

>>10235265
>What do Wakandans eat?

Apparently a mish mash of Middle Eastern and Indian food?

I mean... ghee? Basmati rice? Pomegranate?
Garam masala? Really?

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>>10241952
>>10235295
>>10235301
>>10235713
i thought they were african

>> No.10242105

>>10235168
impressive desu

>> No.10242118

>>10240941
>i hate it when people joke about the truth

>> No.10242148

>>10241377
Its because the bitter receptor taste buds develop at a much earlier age than the others, probably to keep the young alive back when we picked berries.
So green veg to a kid tastes pretty awful regardless of how they are cooked

>> No.10242151

>>10235601
man as soon as that faggot brought out the apples i knew it was fucked

>> No.10242152

>>10242148
Generally speaking.

>> No.10242170

>>10242030
>no clark bars
fuck off

>> No.10242177

>>10236827
grey meat :/

>> No.10242186

>>10241293
sprouts are typically served steamed rather than roasted, which takes all the fun out of them

>> No.10242258

>>10234579
idk it doesnt look that bad desu

>> No.10242262

>>10242258
who is this desu person? i keep seeing posts in different threads saying desu

>> No.10242266

>>10234777
that's high fructose corn "syrup"

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>>10236052
kek

>> No.10242321

>>10235032
holy fugg thats kawaii af nigger

>> No.10242363

>>10234579
That looks like the dough would be still chewy

>> No.10242368

>>10236052
oh wow

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Let's not forget about this classic dish

>> No.10242387

Fuck this board. I hate that some of you are influential or insistent enough to change the direction of this piece-of-shit place.
It used to be jackposting, which pissed me off, now it is pretentious bullshit that pisses me off equally. Fuck all of you. Assholes.

>> No.10242396

>>10242387
Be the change you want to see. Make OC that you like and post it.

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>>10236052
lel

>> No.10242764

>>10237798
Cancer

>> No.10243189

>>10234433

disgustan

>> No.10243320

>>10242387
change is good tho, keeps the place fresh. honestly, it seems like you need to take a break from this board.

>> No.10243343

>>10241598
bell peppers are also sweet. at least the non-green ones are.

>> No.10243358

>>10241903
>that reveal when the bundt pan is flipped over
>orange noodles, with no crust

this looks like a halfway decent lasagne recipe, but a backasswards way of cooking it.

oh god, and the extra cup of sauce, like it's a basket of mozzarella sticks...

>> No.10243379

>>10242380
these videos are always so confusing. i'm assuming that it's mexican, and i'm also assuming that it's for after a night of drinking

>> No.10243493

>>10234751
Fuck America

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>> No.10243975

>>10243700
whats this guys name again? I love to watch his videos

>> No.10243991

>>10243975
https://www.youtube.com/user/jakatak69

>> No.10244564

>>10235265
That ghee is just butter

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