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Fancy Cuisine Edition

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>> No.10234465

>inb4 surly king of the egg fort

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>he didn't post the whole post

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>> No.10234566

I really hope they don't throw that fat away.

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Why are we addicted to this thread?

>> No.10234584

Thats probably skin and i wouldnt be suprised if they use it to make pork rinds

>> No.10234633

>when the beat drops

>> No.10234638

jfc that thing looks like a penis

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>> No.10234744

Should be child abuse to give it to a kid.

>> No.10234749

A little butter never hurt anyone.

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>He made a webm from the other thread
godspeed my son

>> No.10234761

Other thread? I made that today because it randomly came up in my Youtube suggestions.

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>> No.10234766

>webm thread
already? other one hasn't even archived yet... webm boy at it again

>> No.10234777
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Do Canadians really do this?

>> No.10234779

/webm/ is a community, and I can see you're highly uninformed about it's members. Yeah, there a few reposts, but it's usually by the people who made them in the first place you nave. There's nothing more satisfying than seeing your original content get distributed in a webm thread by somebody who saved it. It makes the hours of scouring obscure sources and running ffmpeg worth it. OC is coming in all the time too. In all the webm threads I usually see at least one new webm and thats on the low side. Sometimes we inspire a new creator (or an old one) to make a bunch of new content. Those threads are usually beautiful and graced with at least 4 new webms. Kindly remove yourself from this thread and really think about what you said today. Maybe try and gather some empirical evidence to back up your flatulent and incredibly uninformed claims.

>> No.10234782

mind bogling

>> No.10234788


no, that isn't real maple syrup

>> No.10234802

thank you for this

>> No.10234814

foh take a nap

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>> No.10234832

I really hope they don't throw that skin away.

>> No.10234835

This does not seem appetizing.

>> No.10234853

>t. webm boy
wow so defensive about your webms, kek

>> No.10234864

Not gonna lie, you need to take a break and go outside.

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So I think the rest of the night is going to be nothing but avocados.

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>> No.10234917

"I don't think [latest trend] is just a trend, its here to stay." says local man, cashing in on latest trend.

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Avocado is forever

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>> No.10234947

WTF? I hate avocados now!

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>still crawling on their leg stumps

>> No.10234966

Why did they think we needed to see instructions? I mean, shit, man.

>> No.10234972

Disgust. But also a boner.

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>> No.10234979

Honestly sorry anyone would try so hard

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>Disgust. But also a boner.

>> No.10234995

Nice redneck invention

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>> No.10235010

What the fuck

>> No.10235017

Does it work with Sheep?

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>this entire thread

>> No.10235028

You see penises everywhere.

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>> No.10235041


You have terrible taste in music and should feel bad.

>> No.10235055

All it still needs is a beard and thick rimmed glasses.

>> No.10235066

> a little

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>> No.10235121

>that'll be $200 plus tip

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Doing a test.

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>> No.10235259

most of it ends up on the plate, fag

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>> No.10235291 [DELETED] 

Nothing. They don't exist. Given that the rest of their culture doesn't make any fucking sense, they'd probably claim to have 'invested' curry as well.

>> No.10235293

No, most of it ends up soaked into the bottom bun.

>> No.10235295

Nothing. They don't exist. Given that the rest of their culture doesn't make any fucking sense, they'd probably claim to have 'invented' curry as well.

>> No.10235301

>fictional race
>uses ingredients and methods of extant humans
Really makes you think

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>> No.10235347


I can’t help but admire the effciency of it.

>> No.10235351

The John Henry of Domino's Pizza, if you will.

>> No.10235407

Not Chicken? Wrong.

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>> No.10235447

those are the same people that will lecture everybody else on why you should take care of planet earth, meanwhile avocado is the crop that requires the most water out of any other plant, vegetable, or anything else that comes out of the ground and is actually very destructive.

>> No.10235465

I've lived in Taiwan off and on for fourteen years now in three different major cities, and I've literally never seen a penis-shaped-filled-pancake vendor. "Traditional" my inflamed asshole. Usually (80% of the time) they're small cylinders, sorta like a tunafish can but about half that size (in each dimension). Sometimes they're oblong or shaped like a cartoon character or a fish, but those usually aren't filled.

>> No.10235477

>drizzled with semen resembling dipping sauce

>> No.10235556

How will you afford a house now

>> No.10235559

kek they had to know

>> No.10235563

Might not be the right thread but /r/ing those webms of mexican shops that are like icecream places where you go in and mix and match whatever you want, but instead of icecream it's mexican condiments and snackfoods like nacho doritos, fritos, and flaming hot cheetos

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>> No.10235618

God, that's awful. Thanks.

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>> No.10235636

Excuse me, there is a bunch of eggshells in my salad

>> No.10235641

What's up with those facial expressions?

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>> No.10235695

I can really relate to what you wrote and also suggest you take a break from chans.

>> No.10235701

both avocadoes and eggs are eggcellent for you skin, no kidding.

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>> No.10235712

Good for your hair too. Some girls make a paste out of them to moisturize.

>> No.10235713

Why would Wakandans eat Caribbean Beef Pelau?

>> No.10235716

Because they are not real

>> No.10235729

He's not honing it. He's implying his sword can cut through steel.

>> No.10235737

WTF Germany stole Sara.

>> No.10235738

What are those bell-shaped chocolate things? And she just puts em right on top?

>> No.10235765

> flaccid
I want to see one of those erect

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>> No.10235867

Fuck. I really like avocados but these motherfuckers are making me hate them

>> No.10235868

they are called negerküsse (niggerkisses) /morenkopf (niggerhead)...at least that was their legit name, now it's schokoküsse (chocolate kisses)

they are basically a sweet foam with a chocolate cover and a biscuit underneath it all.
will get surprisingly disgusting after a while.
Often they were put between bread like a sweet sandwich (no other things than the chocolate kisses and bread)
It's a german thing, I guess.

>> No.10235881

>posting "Reality TV"
>fucking newfags

>> No.10235904

but the earth is flat though

>> No.10235918

>people still thinks this guy owns restaurants

>> No.10235951

these guys found a way to sell avocado skins. Kinda brilliant.

>> No.10235956

disgusting degenerates

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dear god

>> No.10235984

Mohrenkopf would translate to moors' head not niggerhead, but otherwise pretty accurate

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>> No.10236021

it is obvious the black has been to prison.

>> No.10236026

how to to kill your child

>> No.10236052

I usually close webms with coon hands but this one was alright

>> No.10236128

thats rarted

>> No.10236134

>guy working like an idiot, showing off like a dork
>girl just watches and plays a bit with a gadget
Well, as long as they'll get equal pay

>> No.10236148

Sometimes I love this timeline... Other time I hate it. This webm makes me hate this timeline.

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I mean, I'm glad it's already dead when they put in there.

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>> No.10236223

>gently slice off the nuts

>> No.10236230

sexy white queen that knows how to cook and keep her beach body

>> No.10236241

looks like fake shit

>> No.10236243


>> No.10236354

this is sad

>> No.10236445


>> No.10236511

Why does this shit remind of those stupid fucking Now This videos on facebook?

>> No.10236531

Y'all will laugh but this is exactly how you're making pizza when the dinner rush comes on a friday night after local high school football game.

>> No.10236566

How unceremonious

>> No.10236571

The Chad Rush Order Cook

>> No.10236593

i would imagine they eat Ethiopian food, which is nothing.

>> No.10236613

I always wonder how long these gimmick restaurant manage to stay open. It's gotta be rough after the fad comes and goes.

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>> No.10236700

Dutch also had it as Negerzoenen, which also changed to just Zoenen iirc.

>> No.10236778

Did the shirt tip you off?

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>> No.10236841


what's the benefit there? is phs the ultimate cooking surface?

>> No.10236845


I honestly can't tell if this is meant to be a joke video or not.

>> No.10236873

>It's a german thing, I guess.
We have them in Norway too. We call them "kokkosboller". It's coconut filling in Germany too, right?

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>> No.10236889

These would be funny if they actually put in effort to make the plating look good.

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>> No.10236954

cashier a cute

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>> No.10237018

They're ridiculously good. Don't have them in my country so I had to make my own, but I butcher about 40 chickens a year for personal use. and it saves me tons of time (and lots of tedious effort)

>> No.10237027

Where do the feathers go?

>> No.10237028

this is pasta right?

>> No.10237033

He has to cook them all.

>> No.10237035

Those are called 車輪餅

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>> No.10237075

Entrepreneurs were too busy thinking whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think whether or not they should.

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>to stay open

Too long. This kind of meme fast food shit should literally be illegal. It's entire existence is offensive.

>> No.10237168

it's probably more edible than the prison food, which may be rotten and filled with maggots if it's privatized.

>> No.10237223

Beer pancakes actually taste pretty good.

>> No.10237257

What's the fuchsia stuff?

>> No.10237263

20 for breakfast might be a bit excessive since they're also full of rum

>> No.10237306

mexican war paint

>> No.10237311

Most fad businesses or restaurant chains are built to be operational/profitable for 2 years, or so.

If something else happens, that's great, but that's a very weird rule of thumb.

>> No.10237313

>soy sauce
nice try cultural marxist

>> No.10237316

I heard 8 months

>> No.10237319

ah yes, american prison food

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What the fuck is his problem?

>> No.10237334

I hate her.

>> No.10237336

should've picked an african country that doesn't have a well known cuisine

>> No.10237344
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>that over peeled cucumber

>> No.10237363

>How it feels to chew 5 gum

>> No.10237389

no, it's vanilla

>> No.10237394

this at least looks like something I would eat before regretting

>> No.10237413

originally it was pure sugar foam.
nowadays there are even american branded ones, dunno why.

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>> No.10237441

>Cream cheese

>> No.10237484

still looks terrible. What are these webms trying to prove?

>> No.10237487

you've never had ethiopian food?
inb4 neither have they, lol

>> No.10237656

the block is made of salt

>> No.10237695

The fuck

>> No.10237732

what cocksucking faggot in his right mind puts mayonnaise on a fucken hot dog???

>> No.10237748


> 45 minute preheat
> gray meat

great job

>> No.10237781

ah, my favorite NY pizza joint

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>> No.10237934

>literally has egg on her face

>> No.10238016

Is cutting off the edges a meme or do people actually do this shit?

And if they do, do they just throw away the cut off edges? Is this real life?

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omg 200 avocados a day holy shit that is so many!

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>> No.10238216

hard to believe it's even the same girl

>> No.10238402


la abominación...

>> No.10238470


ooga booga may the spirits guide you

>> No.10238476

>It's healthy because its an avocado!
Do people not realize how saturated with fats those things are?
Also who the fuck wants to eat just a big chunk of that stuff

>> No.10238481

Avocados are basically pure fat.

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>> No.10238615

Why do they always use a poop smear? That's like the first basic no-no I learned from watching master chef.

>> No.10238647

Its satire.

>> No.10239300

cream cheese is fucking delicious though. What is the problem?

>> No.10239370

might want to adjust the color settings on your monitor there...

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>> No.10239380

Do you also dump a stick of butter into everything you make because butter is so yummy?

>> No.10239382

Might want to adjust your eyes, that meat is a flat gray with 0 sear

>> No.10239399

>overflows plate with peanut butter sauce

>> No.10239406

>things that are delicious I can no longer eat
you dumbass

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>> No.10239444

Putting food on your face is fucking stupid. It does not help your skin.

>> No.10239462

no fucking way

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how does he get out of there

>> No.10239666

does he have to break the eggs to get out?

>> No.10239670

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10239675

how does he get out of there without breaking the eggs??

>> No.10239684

And Pastis

>> No.10239700

turns out eating 10,000 calories a day turns you into a landwhale... who would've guessed

>> No.10239707

>>10239666 (checked)
He can't. Or at least, not until he sells and cooks all the eggs, only then can he leave.

>> No.10239723

For how fucking long? Jesus christ

>> No.10239729

So do you not understand english, or?

>> No.10239736

probably like a week at most

>> No.10239746

more importantly, how does he wash his hands after every order??

>> No.10239819

he doesn't

>> No.10239826

guy on the right literally won't stop knocking back eggs. think he puts away 6 during the vid

>> No.10239854

post the one with the african kid eating gnats

>> No.10239873

>the way shit's haphazrdly placed on top of the avocado
>tfw imagining picking one of these stupid half sandwiches up and having cherry tomatoes or blueberries immediately fall away to bounce and roll around on my floor

>> No.10239900

What do these cunts have against the concept of texture?

>> No.10239906

>200 avocados a day
>every dish here has >1 avocado
that doesn't sound like they're doing that well, (insh'allah) they'll be shuttered soon.

>> No.10239915

>cadbury egg espresso shot
but I'd actually drink that.

>> No.10239954

Is he okay?

>> No.10239967

yeah. he just didn't want his feathers anymore.

>> No.10239975

This is just a way for Taiwanese people to get tourists to eat dicks isnt it?

>> No.10239985

This trend is gonna die hard like frozen yogurt.

>> No.10239993

Looks like shrek just bust a nut all over her face.

>> No.10239997

Probably cause its the summer. Gets a little hot!

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Why are the burger patties like a millimeter thick and the butter smear on the untoasted bread like an inch thick?

>> No.10240128

>frozen fries
>not making the fries yourself, then dusting them with cheeto dust (or just salt and cracked black pepper)

>> No.10240155

Why the fuck is he cutting an onion with a plastic butter knife

>> No.10240165

that took a weird turn

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>> No.10240254

she's timing him you fuckign mong

>> No.10240264

>working like an idiot

He is a little messy, but he's fucking fast.

>> No.10240274

>these replies

he's pretty clearly demonstrating hibachi showmanship for chefs trying to learn

>> No.10240298

he misses to put in the egg piece

>> No.10240305

imagine the fucking calories wtf

>> No.10240313

>meme chef does meme things

>> No.10240335

its a tea sandwich you mongoloids. theyre meant to have no crusts.

>> No.10240546

That its the food that matters, not fancy plating.

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>> No.10240717

They're selling 1 avocado for the $13.49. This guy is a genius.

>> No.10240753

you forgot to say no homo

>> No.10240787

Its not beer hes pouring into the batter

>> No.10240941

you are all horribly autistic and unoriginal edgelords

>> No.10240966

what about that food lacks texture?

>> No.10240969

yes. i am french

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>> No.10241086

Wouldn't this make chlorine gas?

>> No.10241104

Absolutely not. That's flavored corn syrup.

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>> No.10241195

MODERATION, you muppet.
You can eat whatever you want as long as you don't eat more than your body requires.

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>grape caviar

>> No.10241218

:15 secs
my almonds got so activated

>> No.10241263

That's not bad for a food hall stall, they're probably making $500 a day.

>> No.10241280

I'm Canadian and fat as fuck and I've never put (real maple) syrup on anything but pancakes and French Toast. I def don't fuck with that fake shit.

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>> No.10241293

Why do people hate sprouts?

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>nigger hands

>> No.10241377

Same reason kids hate broccoli and other greens, they taste like complete trash if they aren't cooked properly. White suburban parents with no idea how to treat vegetables are a huge part of the reason people are so fat

>> No.10241379

I like Broccoli as well and always did as a kid

>> No.10241389

We're not talking about your taste and childhood specifically here

>> No.10241391

Women were a mistake.

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>> No.10241402

what a fucking atrocity

>> No.10241408

someone always says this, but i find that bitch to be repulsive

>> No.10241444

It's a clickhole video you idiot.

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>> No.10241506


Pay attention kids, this is how you become gay.

>> No.10241508


white people cooking

>> No.10241513


All of that trouble to make a shitty looking stake

>> No.10241529

To be fair.

She threw up ham and eggs as a kid, and would ONLY eat cheesy potatoes for decades to come.

...And you gave her a sprout. What the fuck did you think was going to happen?

Turns out she was actually incredibly compliant in that episode and knew she was fucking up, she just needed a push in the right direction.

>> No.10241569

All of these BuzzFeed-style videos end with a proud reveal of a cross-section that shows everything incorporated into a single cheesey mass. Even the bacon is going to be lost in that amount of cheese and unrendered beef fat.

>> No.10241598

Basically this. If you want to get someone into vegetables, start with carrots, tomatoes or bell peppers. Carrots because they are sweet, tomatoes and bell peppers because they are savory

>> No.10241624

I saw someone post once that its a video from when those kind of cartons were first made, so he just has no idea what the fuck to do

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>> No.10241683

>45 minutes to preheat your block
>2 mins to cook
does not compute

>> No.10241722

insta JUST

>> No.10241731

but wold that effect the quality of the meat as well? i mean it would be bruised as all hell.

>> No.10241736

She's an avocadogirl, kinda like a soyboy but female.

>> No.10241828

i would beat the shit out of these retards

>> No.10241874

You're not doing anything, faggot.

>> No.10241889

what does that have to do with anything? literally who cares as long as it tastes good

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>> No.10241952

>What do Wakandans eat?

Apparently a mish mash of Middle Eastern and Indian food?

I mean... ghee? Basmati rice? Pomegranate?
Garam masala? Really?

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i thought they were african

>> No.10242105

impressive desu

>> No.10242118

>i hate it when people joke about the truth

>> No.10242148

Its because the bitter receptor taste buds develop at a much earlier age than the others, probably to keep the young alive back when we picked berries.
So green veg to a kid tastes pretty awful regardless of how they are cooked

>> No.10242151

man as soon as that faggot brought out the apples i knew it was fucked

>> No.10242152

Generally speaking.

>> No.10242170

>no clark bars
fuck off

>> No.10242177

grey meat :/

>> No.10242186

sprouts are typically served steamed rather than roasted, which takes all the fun out of them

>> No.10242258

idk it doesnt look that bad desu

>> No.10242262

who is this desu person? i keep seeing posts in different threads saying desu

>> No.10242266

that's high fructose corn "syrup"

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>> No.10242321

holy fugg thats kawaii af nigger

>> No.10242363

That looks like the dough would be still chewy

>> No.10242368

oh wow

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Let's not forget about this classic dish

>> No.10242387

Fuck this board. I hate that some of you are influential or insistent enough to change the direction of this piece-of-shit place.
It used to be jackposting, which pissed me off, now it is pretentious bullshit that pisses me off equally. Fuck all of you. Assholes.

>> No.10242396

Be the change you want to see. Make OC that you like and post it.

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>> No.10243320

change is good tho, keeps the place fresh. honestly, it seems like you need to take a break from this board.

>> No.10243343

bell peppers are also sweet. at least the non-green ones are.

>> No.10243358

>that reveal when the bundt pan is flipped over
>orange noodles, with no crust

this looks like a halfway decent lasagne recipe, but a backasswards way of cooking it.

oh god, and the extra cup of sauce, like it's a basket of mozzarella sticks...

>> No.10243379

these videos are always so confusing. i'm assuming that it's mexican, and i'm also assuming that it's for after a night of drinking

>> No.10243493

Fuck America

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>> No.10243975

whats this guys name again? I love to watch his videos

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>> No.10244564

That ghee is just butter

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