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Food that should not exist.

>> No.10234006

>>10234002
lose the onions and I'd try it

>> No.10234011
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>> No.10234044

>>10234002
As a polish person I find this deeply disturbing

>> No.10234053

>>10234044
this is deeply detroit and unless you are from here you just dont get it m8

>> No.10234058

>>10234011
>filename

A lot of pre-shredded cheese is coated in potato starch to keep it fresh, preventing it from melting properly.

>> No.10234060

>>10234058
It's not cheese.

>> No.10234070
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>>10234060
I just realized
dosn't say 'cheese' anywhere on that bag

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>> No.10234094

>>10234077
Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do. It probably has lots of protein.

>> No.10234100

>>10234094
Bugs are almost pure protein, that's why there's always talks about farming them as a solution to food shortages.

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>> No.10234109

>>10234077
>niggers
everytime

>> No.10234119

>>10234011
Obviously that's fake cheese, but there are a lot of real cheeses that don't melt well. They break while melting.

>> No.10234123

>>10234077
I'm not opposed to eating bugs, its a massively untapped food source

But goddamn that looks gross

>> No.10234136

>>10234094
>Gave them pans, chickens, oil.
>Taught them how to make more chickens with chickens.
>They ignored the chickens, and swat at bugs with the pans to cook bugs in oil.

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>> No.10234166

>>10234108
What the fuck is it? A smoothie? Also is it Canada?

>> No.10234187

>>10234166
Only Canada could make something so degenerate.

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>> No.10234264

>>10234255
Woah damn

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>> No.10234311

>>10234166
>>10234187

Couche-tard (like 7-11) likes to play with gross named slushes. They had a beef one before. It’s just a name. Pizza is kiwi and ghetti is strawberry. Quebec dies however love to eat pizza with spaghetti as a combo meal called pizzaghetti

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>> No.10234396

>>10234136
>killing all your egg-makers when you have protein flying around

retard

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>> No.10234726

>>10234109
>insecure

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>>10234799

>> No.10234893

>>10234255
To be fair, woodworm are delicious

>> No.10234901
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>>10234893

>> No.10234906

>>10234901
woodworms are mollusks. It tastes just like squid

>> No.10234911

>>10234044

Same. What the fuck were they thinking.

>> No.10234918

>>10234300
this is actually insane when you read it and realize its truly is peanut flavored nothing.

food texture and flavor agents somehow making up an entire food

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>>10234108

>> No.10234924

>>10234906
I love squid but couldn't stomach the thought of eating a bug.
Yes I know they're a protein bomb and a superfood.

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>> No.10234954

>>10234924
but woodworms arent bugs

>> No.10234955

https://youtu.be/6emmIIOUFDE

>> No.10234963

>>10234954
you know what I meant

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>>10234955

>> No.10234971

>>10234108
this is amazing

>> No.10234980

>>10234053
they'll never understand.

where did you go for pazcki?

>> No.10235350

>>10234002
>Wtorek

>> No.10235544
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Disgusting, just mostly cheese & tomato with a tiny bit of dough crust. Horrifically unbalanced. Only fat people would try to justify this being a good food.

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AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

>> No.10235566

>>10234002
>>10234420
/r/ing those webms of mexican shops that are like icecream places where you go in and mix and match whatever you want, but instead of icecream it's mexican condiments and snackfoods like nacho doritos, fritos, and flaming hot cheetos

>> No.10235568
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>>10235564

WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE

>> No.10235575

>>10235544
If you filled it with vegetables too I bet it's much better.

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>>10235568

AND I WON'T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME

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Earthworm Jerky

>> No.10235612

>>10235587
whaaaat

>> No.10235637

>>10235564
>place the bacon on paper towels and pat the grease away
who are they kidding?

>> No.10235649

>>10235577
kinda can see the appeal

>> No.10235730

The most disturbing thing I find in these threads is that there is nearly nothing posted in them that I wouldn't give a try.

>> No.10235889

>>10235350
yeah wtf it's supposed to be thursday

>> No.10236024

>>10235587
its fake right?

>> No.10236078

>>10234726
>insecure niggers

>> No.10236095

>>10234146
You could probably make a good stock out of it.

>> No.10236106

>>10234166
>>10234187
>>10234311
Fun fact for Americans: Couche-Tard, Québec-based company, owns Circle K and many other American chains of convenience stores / gas stations. They are actually the third biggest such chain in the world behind some Chink company (which only operates in China) and, of course, 7-11.

I work for Circle K here in Ontario. The company campaign as of late has been to rebrand outside of Québec completely as Circle K. Most people are dumb and think that Americans bought out the company, but it is the other way around.

>> No.10236189

>>10234319
>he doesn't put crabs in his 2600 calorie mid-afternoon shake

>> No.10236196

>>10234053
Pure Michigan

>> No.10236265

>>10235587
as much as this repulses me it's probably incredibly protein rich and probably doesn't taste too bad
probably

>> No.10236286

>>10234241
>cooking with my wife's boyfriend

>> No.10236368

>>10234924
What about arachnids
I had some fried tarantula in SA and it was actually really good

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>> No.10236728

>>10236687
you know that doesn't look terrible.

>> No.10236794

>>10236106
Thank you for confirming that Canada is more gross and retarded than America.

>> No.10236799

>>10236687
Nothing really wrong with this.

>> No.10236806

>>10234002

Eh, don't look no worse than a Luther and those are pretty tasty. I'd give it a shot.

>> No.10236815

>>10236806
Anything with raw onions is awful.

>> No.10236824

>>10236815

Then saute the onions

>> No.10236828

>>10236824
Anything with cooked onions is awful.

>> No.10236842

>>10235544
>i feel very strongly about a dish i've never tried

>> No.10236851

>>10236687
besides a lack of seasoning (i'd add black pepper, cayenne, maybe some red wine vinegar or curry powder or whatever the fuck else i felt like so it wasn't so bland) i don't really see the issue here

6/10 would make for a work party or potluck

>> No.10236854

>>10236828
Thank you for your irrelevant opinion

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>> No.10236914

>>10236851
>lack of seasoning
ew yeah, you're right.

>> No.10236917

>>10235568
>WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE

>free
>murcca

lmao.

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>>10236917
lol

>> No.10236938

>>10236687
Besides it having no flavor the biggest tragedy here is that they used NY strip instead of a cheap cut. The hipster retards that make these know literally nothing about food.

>> No.10236939

>>10236851
I was surprised they didn't deglaze that shit desu

>> No.10236978

>>10236687
That looks delicious.

>> No.10237005

>>10236917
Comparatively maybe, speech and firearm ownership-wise at least.
Who knows how long that'll last though with that alien and bull-dyke goblina running around on television.

>> No.10237165

>>10236933
...

I REALLY want to know the story behind this.

>> No.10237261

>>10236368
He said he couldn't eat bugs

>spiders aren't bugs
Spiders aren't insects but most people classify them as "bugs". I take bugs to mean creepy crawly things

>> No.10237269

>>10234918
Well if it's calorie-free you have to get creative with the ingredients I suppose

>> No.10237301

>>10235730
the 'skeeto burgur is the line for me

>> No.10237535

>>10234006
t. soyboy

>> No.10237875

>>10236933
Devils night in the UK?

>> No.10237979

>>10236687
literally all these facebook videos seem to have some kind of cheese in them

>> No.10238144

>>10234109
Yes, it's clearly their fault that they were born into a situation where there isn't enough food

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>>10235587
>Allergy Advice: Crustaceans
???

>> No.10238160

>>10234077
I think this is awesome. Watching those sweet eat that knowing they may not eat otherwise honestly warmed my heart. Hungry/suffering children tears me the fuck up more than anything else in this world.

>> No.10238169

>>10234412
I saw a video about this the other day. Apparently the butcher made it as a joke and people ended up liking it.

>> No.10238176

>>10238144

It is their parents' fault that they reproduce like rats despite their wretched living conditions.

>> No.10238187

>>10236917
europoors love this meme but i would like some honest thoughts on why americans are not "free" by your definition

>> No.10238199

>>10238176
They reproduce like rats because they don't have access to birth control which again is no fault of their own

I guess they could all go celibate but are you really dumb enough to think that's actually an option? Women are married off young and are not given the choice to not reproduce

>> No.10238200

>>10234255
is this gagh?

>> No.10238208

>>10234319
what?

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>>10234373
>enjoy!

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>>10234319

>> No.10238416

>>10238187
>congress and the executive branch bought and paid for by corporate and special interests
>gerrymandering literally eliminates the value of a vote
>endless "war against drugs and muh terrorism" creates a populace which welcomes elimination of constitutional rights
>children are "free" to go to school shitting their pants because they have to undergo daily duck and cover drills for the inevititable mass shooter because 5 million amerilards are members of the NRA, an organization almost entirely funded by a handful of gun manufacturers.
>etc., fucking etc.

>> No.10238446

>>10235564
fuck off if im stoned off my ass or drunkoff my ass id eat that.

>> No.10238458

>>10236687
That looks normal are you sure your not retarded?

>> No.10238459

>>10238416
>your government has problems therefore you aren't free

explain how any of that affects or will realistically ever affect the daily lives of 99.9% americans

also I know you're full of shit if you honestly believe that any students here have daily or even semi-regular shooting drills

>> No.10238465

>>10237165
Basically >>10237875
im not even british but i assume thats mischief night shit.

>> No.10238480

>>10234373
i tried this and its horrible

>> No.10238489

>>10238459
You're a retard.

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>>10235564
>Rock out
No thanks

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>>10234108
It's a slush company we have in Québec, they market the flavours with some wild, disgusting ads but they're all just various fruit flavours corresponding to the color.

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>>10235564
>step 16
what did he mean by this?

>> No.10239485

>>10234964
That looks really good

>> No.10239488

>>10236265
>probably

>> No.10239496

>>10237535
Raw onions with donut is fucking dusgusting, m8

I like raw onion on chili as much as the next guy but what kind of asshole wants it anywhere near a glazed donut

>> No.10239499

>>10236828
into the trash it goes

>> No.10239504

>>10234964
what are they all gonna do when he grows up to be gay and starts giving blowjobs

>> No.10239551

>>10236106

How strange, when Couch-Tard is such a fitting american description.

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>>10235564
>rock out

>> No.10239620

>>10238790
Seafood sauce. Put in on ya prawns.

>> No.10239702

>>10237979
Cheese is very down with the kids

>> No.10239716

>>10239620
remoulade is the only acceptable accompaniment to prawn dishes

>> No.10239825

>>10234300
Anyone know how this tastes? Has science gone too far?

>> No.10239828

>>10234919
i knew they were behind this

>> No.10239840

>>10238416
We only had like a yearly school shooting drills.

>> No.10239844

>>10238147
Crustaceans and Mollusk share similar allergents.

>> No.10239850

>>10238790
>Ketchup+Mayo
So thousand island sauce? (which is great btw)

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>>10236917
k

>> No.10239859

>>10238176
Don't forget that tons of shitposters on this site think you should continue to fuck and have babies despite your living situation.

We're hanging out with the rats.

>> No.10239863

>>10238416
You're more likely to die walking to school than you are to be shot at school. Blame our media for turning into a fucking circus.

>> No.10239865

>>10238489
>i have no argument

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>>10234011
>now melts
every time

>> No.10239968

>>10234077
i can't be the only one that would rather personally kill millions of people with my bare hands than bugs, right?

>> No.10239976

>>10239968
You're not the only one, but we do tend to lock up people like you and don't let them interact with other people.

>> No.10239981

>>10239968
>can't be the only one...
>kill people rather than bugs
nah, autism is rapant on this site.

>> No.10240038

>>10234319
>soy

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>>10239981
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>> No.10240783

>>10240779
This will always make me irrationally made because he starts moving the hot dog to try to spread the cheese more evenly when he could JUST HOLD THE FUCKING HOT DOG THE OTHER WAY AROUND YOU JACKASS.

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>> No.10240806

>>10240704
The guys face at the end

That is the face of somebody who has made a mistake, but can't back out without looking like a jackass

He's gonna eat those worms and look like he's enjoying it

>> No.10240813

>>10240784
Looks like some dank chili.

>> No.10240821
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This, after months of dieting.

>> No.10240827

>>10235587
no thank you

>> No.10240839

>>10237979
These "Tasty" cunts either add bacon/cheese and broil/bake to em to cater to r/GifRecipes ledditors who don't know a thing or two about cooking eggs.

>> No.10240870

>>10235564
This sounds like great stoner food until the american cheese. That shit is rancid american trash.

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>> No.10240875

>>10236687
FUCKING RUINED. Reverse-sear that baby till medium rare and add steak at the end, fucking Tasty fags..

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>> No.10240877

>>10240821

You realize that you can cook delicious food as long as it fits your macros, right? You don't actually have to eat chicken and broccoli every day.

>> No.10240882

>>10234319
Fat fucks yall are in the US. 2600 calories in a single fucking shake. ffs

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>> No.10240885

>>10240877
Chicken and broccoli is god-tier macros, though.

>> No.10240911

>>10240884
Living in Mexico sometimes you find the lowest of the lowest foods. This is a prime example.

>> No.10240919

>>10240821
wypipo cooking

>> No.10240930

>>10236687
Did they just use a steak for that

>> No.10240944

>>10234241
when do they fuck?

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>>10240884

>> No.10240960

>>10234964
do their taste bubs also have taste buds?

>> No.10241059

>>10240806
Lmao this

>> No.10241060

>>10240919
I'd expect a subject such as nutrition to be too advanced for niggers to comprehend.

>> No.10241068

>>10234108
You fucking what, m8?!?

>> No.10241080

>>10235564
That's nothing. Anyone remember when that anon made the Mac and Cheetos lasagna?

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>>10240884
>>10240876

>> No.10241135

>>10236687
am I the only triggered by those chubby hands?

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>>10235577
>american cheese

>> No.10241301

>>10234002
this is something they do in Detroit. Which has a large polish population in hamtramick.

>> No.10241306

>>10234011
>shreds

So non descriptive. I don't understand what I am eating shreds of, even after reading the words below.

>> No.10241310

>>10234108
>Tfw no ghetti slush

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>>10234945

>> No.10241505

>>10241301
I've lived in Hamtramck for six years and I've literally never seen this awful creation. Paczki Day is shit anyway. It's just two block long line of the last remaining old polish fucks waiting for stale Paczki in the two polish bakeries left in the city.

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>> No.10241873

>>10234077
It’s not exactly pretty but I don’t see the problem with this. It’s easy protein.

>> No.10241875

>>10234006
This, you're a man of taste.

>> No.10241884

>>10238199
As much as I hate /pol/acks, Africans, whether they are Muslims or Christians, REFUSE birth control and it's absolutely their fault.

>> No.10241895

>>10241884
gibs food aid
gib

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>> No.10241909

>>10234241
Almost puked.
Nobody taught these kids you shouldn't play with food ?

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>> No.10241931

>>10234255
These things are Molluscs (same class as clams), if i'm not mistaken. So probably edible.

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>> No.10241970

>>10239844
They are Annelids.

So if you can die from eating a prawn, you'll die from eating an eathworm ? What about Insects ?

>> No.10242012

>>10234006
>>10236815

>raw onions are a problem
>not glazed donuts with sausage
>not the liter of sauce

Are you trolling or is this real Murica ?

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>> No.10242045

>>10242012
>not glazed donuts with sausage
It's carnival food. I've had a donut hamburger before, it's good stuff though it's nothing I'd wanna eat constantly.
>not the liter of sauce
C'mon those things are far away from swimming in sauce

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>>10241864
>>10241908
That's just some OCD shit, right ? Why would you do that with actual sandwich bread ?

>> No.10242096

>>10234002
Yeah sweet and savory has never worked

>> No.10242101

>>10240960
it's tastebuds all the way down

>> No.10242110

>>10235568
>sweet + savory
these look delish

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>>10234799

>> No.10242124

>>10236891
>just toss some brains in your stew after cooking like parsnips

>> No.10242137

>>10240821
dude you could make a groovy pasta sauce out of those same three ingredients if you just cook them for different lengths

>> No.10242138

>>10242045
So this is real. Damn man, I don't even know where to start. These is enough sauce on one of these for 3 burgers.

>>10242096
>>10242110

mixing sweet fat food with salty fat food =/= sweet and savory.

>> No.10242146

>>10236828
>having shit taste

>> No.10242150

>>10242025
>sour cream instead of crema fresca
>no clamato
fuck white people

>> No.10242158

>>10242138
>These is enough sauce on one of these for 3 burgers.
There's hardly any chili on OP's hot dogs. I dunno what you're talking about but you must like some dry burgers.

>> No.10242160

>>10242138
It actually does

>> No.10242220

>>10242025
>cheetos
classic mexitrash

>> No.10242292

>>10240876
is it bad that I think this looks good?

>> No.10242295

>>10242094
its called a tea sandwich

>> No.10242310

>>10234146
That looks delicious, but its probably for dogs or something.

>> No.10242401

>>10241135
No.

>> No.10242439

>>10236891
I bet he got some of her brains. am i right?

>> No.10242459

>>10242025
This is why Mexico is obese

>> No.10242468

>>10238144
Who do you think put them in that position? Other niggers

>> No.10242475

>>10242468
Actually it's more or less the harsh environment of Africa making it hard for people to develop throughout history

>> No.10242478

>>10240813
There are no beans, clearly. That ain't chili.

>> No.10242479

>>10242459
Its more like because they drink Cola rather than water cause its safer and cheaper.

>> No.10242495

>>10234011
>do you want the milk pasteurized?
>no just up to my tits, i can splash them in my eyes myself
I hate that word now

>> No.10243113

>>10234319
More concerned about the nutrition facts then the clams desu

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>>10234002

>> No.10243247

>>10240945
>the most artsy jumpscare of all time

>> No.10243393

>>10242478
beans don't go in chili, faggot. maybe they do in your vegan chili.

>> No.10243403

>>10243393
>My personal opinion means something
Cool story

>> No.10243545

>>10243393
Back to your containment hellhole of a state, texasfaggot. Go sniff some fresh stockyard holding pen air.

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>> No.10243714

>>10236933
>Weaponized eggs

The state of bongistan

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>>10234077
>hahaha look at that nigger eating bugs!!!
>*pays exuberant amounts of money to eat sea spiders and sea roaches*
Tell me why these things aren't just giant spiders that live underwater

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>> No.10243942

>>10236687
Why did she take the steak out of the pan and then put the onion and peppers in, and then put the steak back in? Why not just leave the steak in and add the others a little earier?

>> No.10244149

>>10243753
In principle I agree with you but you can't look at people mashing up a bunch of bugs into a patty and frying it and oil an go "thats not gross"

>> No.10244194

>>10243753
It's bigger, so the meat you get is more like meat and less like a gelatinous liquid.

>> No.10244202

>>10241970
possibly, allergies can be incredibly broad or very specific. some people allergic to crustaceans aren't allergic to molluscs, or vice versa. Others can't tolerate any kind of shellfish

>> No.10244265

>>10237165
It's just stopping kids throwing flour and eggs at peoples houses.

>> No.10244375

i'll just post the classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>> No.10244541

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1SBx098giE

I love this brazilian dude

>> No.10245194

>>10234108
why does this couchetard look familiar......

>> No.10245211

>>10243545
i'm not from texas, you double faggot, and i've never been there

>> No.10245676

>>10243166
Those are cute and probably taste just fine. Not gore.

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>>10243734

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>>10234108
Wait a minute that sign

>> No.10245823

>>10234319
>2600 calories
>135g of fat
>263g of sugar
I'm American and I'm still triggered by this

>> No.10245932

>>10241864
KAWAIII

>> No.10245973

>>10243166
>meats and cheese
>cooked to an acceptable temperature
>just look like cutesy turtles
This screencap was made by the one retard saying "it looks like they are being anally raped" just because he associates childish whimsy with anal rape because he was anally raped as a child.
It's so shit that assuredly no one saved it.
Sorry about the anal rape anon, but you should both return to reddit and then later kill yourself.

>> No.10246015

>>10234255
absolutely vile

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>>10234919

>> No.10246027

>>10242137
And then what? Eat it with a spoon? He's probably a fatty avoiding carbs.

>> No.10246041

>>10234146
>eighty freedom dollars

>> No.10246051

>>10241928
this is a nightmare

>> No.10246074

>>10234945
Yes, It Blends :D

>> No.10246101

>>10245683
This is the only time this is ok.

>> No.10246110

>>10238160
Same, starving kids is always the worst.

>> No.10246122

>>10236687
>mfw they didn't smear sour cream and chives all over everything

>> No.10246127

>>10240872
Me when I bust a nut.

>> No.10246133

>>10238459
>>10239865
Allow me.
>"Explain how we're not free"
>Guy spells out how you aren't free because your government is bought and paid for by corporations.
>"C'mon bro, every government has it's problems".
Just stick to spamming your favourite word, sharts.

>> No.10246158

>>10246051
Why? No one wants you there anymore then you want to be there. It doesn't affect you. Let them do what they want.

>> No.10246175

>>10242025
Jesus Christ that fucking guac looks like fucking paint.
Is this what white people think guac looks like?

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>>10246175

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>>10246182
I'm too confused to be mad.

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this staple "delicatessen" amerilard trash

also "cheese" "sandwiches" or whatevr its called

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>>10246127

>> No.10246299

>>10238459
Nicely moved goalpost there but I'll bite. Things I can do that most Americans cannot:

>go to a hooker on the street with cops walking around
>not be fucked for life due to healthcare costs that I cannot pay for, even though the US of A spends 18% of their gdp on healthcare financing, which is 50% more than the runner up
>walk literally five minutes and buy weed in a store perfectly legal
>acces to cheap and high quality public transport
>bare minimum of four weeks paid leave a year, literally more free time than the average American

And, of course

>not get shot or killed because crime rate is so much lower here, especially violence.

So go fuck yourself, negative freedom isn't even that important yet I still have more of it than you. We can debate positive freedom but in that regard you're far worse off, even. And before you start about muh guns, there's a range literally fifteen minutes walking from my house.

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>>10235577

>this is enough to feed 5 people
da fuq

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>>10235577

>> No.10246406

>>10246344
is this epic meal time? Or should I say epic JUST time?

>> No.10246414

>>10246344
How and why do people watch this shit? Watching them eat like literal pigs made me want to vomit a little.

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>>10246414
I'm not sure. I watch L.A. Beast when I'm bored at times just to see what people will put themselves through

>> No.10246491

>>10246483
The Beast is funny though and never takes himself too seriously, he's like a big friendly stupid dog. Harley (((Morenstein))) on the other hand is an asshole.

>> No.10246517

>>10246344
Harley is a classic example of a drunk. Never liked this show never will. I'm glad to see that his drinking caught up with him and is failing miserably.

>> No.10246632

>>10238459
You're not allowed to eat kinder eggs lmao

>> No.10246936

>>10242094
It's for tea parties and shit.

>> No.10247041

>>10246517
what do you mean? how is he failing?

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>>10237165
Every year on bonfire night and the last day of school kids throw eggs and flour at people and businesses, so to stop the vandalism many shops privately choose not to sell such things to kids a week before each event. It is not a law or anything, it is down to each individual business owner.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8339617.stm

>> No.10247109

>>10236687
i knew it was going to be gross at the start as soon as I saw her fat claw hands

>> No.10247113

>>10240821
You know you can eat like normal and just don't go over your calories a day, right? For most people this just means stop drinking alcohol and bam, suddenly you lose weight.

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>>10234070

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>>10234893

>> No.10247174

>>10246299
Things america can do that your country cannot
>sustain a landmass 200x the size of your country

You're comparing apples to oranges and you know it.

>> No.10247209

>>10239504
same level of enthusiasm

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>>10241191

>> No.10247244

>>10245800
Couch Tard

>> No.10247245

>>10240875
Redpill me on the reverse sear.

>> No.10247264

>>10247212
This isn't a cursed images thread.

>> No.10247293

>>10236794
Because Canada likes slush and also the classic Strawberry Kiwi combo?
I understand that fruits are hard to stomach for an amerifat, but it's not that bad, really. It's mostly sugar. You'll be okay.

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>>10235564

>> No.10247367

>>10243393
>>>10242478
>beans don't go in chili, faggot. maybe they do in your vegan chili.
Yes they do. Fuck off Texas
T.The Rest of America

>> No.10247386

>>10243734
This is terrible, but I would try it

>> No.10247432

>>10238416
cold dead hands

>> No.10247496

>>10247174
Again, keep moving those goalposts there. I was asked to explain why Americans are less free, I answered. Now you're saying the countries are not comparable at all anyway? Great fucking rebuttal, boyo.

>> No.10247499

>>10234006
This except if you removed everything but the onions

>> No.10247509

>>10240821
I know that feel brotha
used to be fat too and during my dieting I detested this shit man, I can recall those memories vividly
Now I often eat something like that and its great

>> No.10247530

>>10238416

Also, dont forget that about 5% of the US population is incarcerated! The highest in the world. That doesn't sound very fucking free to me...

>> No.10247540

>>10247530
Did you know it’s illegal to possess blackcurrants here in the USA?
No BS, it’s a felony.

>> No.10247555

>>10234799
I call shenanigans.
The ketchup pile doesn't have a peep shaped dip in it, and ketchup remains on the inner part of the peep bite which wouldn't happen if you dipped it then consumed.

>> No.10247579

>>10234774
i-is that a burger?

>> No.10247624

>>10247245
>redpill me on
Get out

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>>10247624
cry moar faggot

>> No.10247633

>>10236891
Uma delicia

>> No.10247634

>>10247631
And if I don't¿

>> No.10247636

>>10247151
>American flavoured

so it tastes like gunpowder and diabetes?

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>>10247634
Probably nothing will happen.

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>> No.10247659

>>10234002
This doesn't look bad at all. Like >>10234006 said just lose the onions (or properly cook them) and it'd be some good carnival food.

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>> No.10247664

>>10236891
enjoy your prion disease

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>>10234002
This cheese (casu marzu) is so disgusting it is literally banned in the EU

>> No.10247682

>>10247651
sleep well porker

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>> No.10247690

>>10247673
>this cheese that is produced in the EU is banned in the EU

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>> No.10247693

>>10246158
degenerate fatass detected

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>> No.10247703

>>10247657
>turkish body bag

>> No.10247707

>>10247643
I honestly don't see anything wrong with this.

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>> No.10247722

>>10247041
He alienated almost all of the original cast and "friends", sold the rights to the show to the shitty FYI network which was cancelled after one season, and is basically doing nothing now.

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>> No.10247728

>>10247293
>Haha Amerifats don't appreciate our gross artificial entirely sugar drink
Really makes you think...

>> No.10247734

>>10247496
what country are you actually from? hard to compare without actually knowing
regardless the first and second amendments btfo most countries where you can get locked up for making offensive facebook posts.
>>10247530
those are niggers

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>> No.10247806

What the fuck you niggas eat, nuggets and french fries 24/7?

>> No.10247819

>>10234002
>sopa de macaco

>> No.10247828

>>10247806
your wifes lasagna

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>> No.10247997

>>10247496
Our states are comparable to your individual countries. Also, you're talking to like 4 people.

>> No.10247998

>>10247927
UMA

>> No.10248053

>>10247998
DELICIA

>> No.10248070

>>10247927
>cannibalism

>> No.10248382

>>10247540
>blackcurrants
Don't forget to add it's actually ineffective since native Ribes species can also host white pine blister rust.

>> No.10248407

>>10247496
Post your country faggot.

>> No.10248412

>>10247727
What's that ? Looks like tripe but not sure of what animal it comes.

>> No.10248445

>>10247737
We also eat pig snout in France in the form of "museau", usually with vinaigrette. It tastes good. I prefer it without dressing.

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>>10238790
> Mayochup
> Not Mayostard

>> No.10248530

>>10243766
my dad used to add sugar to rice and pasta (just boiled pasta, no sause. other food was a side)
we were never poor idk he just liked it

>> No.10249112

>>10236687
>Start with a perfectly good steak
>Ruin it for bagel bites

>> No.10249246

>>10240876
This is not a normal dish to consume

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