Al/ck/ General: We're Better Than "Them" Edition

[Anonymous No.10230611]

pour your heart out babe

[Anonymous No.10230617]

Don't contaminate al/ck/ with dumb frog posting, dum dum.

[Anonymous No.10230631]

>>10230611
>General

[Anonymous No.10231501]

Holy fuck where is everyone.
Another day another period of time spent waiting to by a six pack of 5% as far past noon as I can. All my best drinking days are behind me, but I can't imagine not having at least a little bit even though I barely know why I do it anymore. I just really don't want to be completely sober ever.

[Anonymous No.10231528]

I fucking love being a drunk.

you guys are pathetic.

[Anonymous No.10231633]

>>10230611
5 and 1 fucking half hours until bottle shop opens here.
DT’s are not too bad though bc only drank 3 bottles of wine yesterday.
My wife isn’t happy bc I did a 10 day stint on the wagon. That ended about 2 weeks ago and best days since have been 3 bottle days. Most have been 4-6. The best days for me are the 5 bottle days, but can’t remember a whole heap the next day.

[Anonymous No.10231646]

>>10231528
t. Everybody when they first get on the gravy train

[Anonymous No.10231755]

Man.. being sober is so boring. Wish i had the control over it, but i clearly don't since i was almost close drinking up a birthday present just now.. too lazy to get weed tho.

Anyone else in a similar situation right now?

[Anonymous No.10231761]

I’m such an alcoholic that drinking wine as if it’s water hardly gives me a buzz anymore.

[Anonymous No.10231832]

>>10231755
I hate weed dude. It's a fucking nightmare for me 99/100 times, that's why I stopped completely after I moved away from my social circle who smoked.

[Anonymous No.10231844]

>>10231528
It doesn't stay fun forever.

[Anonymous No.10231847]

>>10231832
Ah in the beginning it would have a fucked up effect on me. I can ussually smoke weed for a few months. After that i get breaken down mentally and physical, but overall it seems better than drinking.

[Anonymous No.10231859]

>>10231832
>>10231847
I also can't smoke weed in groups. I always end up smoking more than what's good for me. Only person i could tolorate smoking weed with was my ex.

[Anonymous No.10231883]

>>10230611
Thank god for codeine and diazepam. After 5 days of hitting the swill Im taking a shit piss every half hour. And thats when Im not sipping water, that goes through me almost instantly.
Wasting all my money on uber eats cos i cant stand to even say hello to my housemates and try to cook. I was a cook for years and its all I want to do, by MYSELF and not have people fucking around bothering me in the kitchen.
They're nice but they fucking know Im a pathetic neet. At least I have a disability as an excuse to never leave my room.

[Anonymous No.10231905]

>>10231761
You have you sort of get your belly full of it and then keep up a pace till your eyeballs don't move with your head anymore. It helps to be excited about something as well.

I dont know if this makes sense

[Anonymous No.10231909]

>>10231883
What disability anon? Alcoholism?
I have that but I leave my bedroom to go to my lounge room to play vidya.

[Anonymous No.10231918]

>>10231909
Peripheral neuropathy. Severe. cant walk for shit. And yes alcho for the last 10 yrs

[Anonymous No.10231924]

Pro tip: if you're short on liqour, hold it in your mouth for a 20 seconds before swallowing. Will make ur mouth burn, but gives you that little extra cus it gets absorbed into ur blood.

[Anonymous No.10231949]

I've been drinking way too much recently and have been slammed at work. Woke up really fucked up yesterday and had really bad shakes and was still have drunk, had to be at work at 7am and had several big projects to complete and present that I hadn't even started on. At least last night I got to bed early enough to wake up at five, got to work at six and finished everything in time. Monday is going to be shit too.

[Anonymous No.10232044]

What's your guys alcohol reserve look like?

I keep a minimum of 3 handles of vodka in my closet. I usually have 8 but had a car expense come up and had to dip into my reserve. Going to buy 15 handles this pay period incase of ww3 breaking out or hungry Korea EMPing us

[Anonymous No.10232054]

>>10231924
As opposed to getting absorbet into your aura? Retard. This is like when some bitch told me she takes alcohol rectally, because then your breath doesnt smell of alcohol and you can beat a breathalyzer.

[Anonymous No.10232074]

>>10232044
I keep 4ltr casks of goon at hand at all times $14 a pop, lasts me a day then gets me out of bed to get more.
where I live the cheapest vodka or whiskey is $25 for 750ml and one of those would last me about 2 or 3 hours so I cant really afford it.

[Anonymous No.10232083]

>>10232054
did you engage in anal sex with said bitch?

[Anonymous No.10232099]

I am not an alco...yet.

I drink wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays. I drink about 50 units a week. I do t get Amy urges or withdrawal when I ain't drinking and am never tempted but I always look forward to it.

I drink alone, play vidya and listen to !music. Its cosy as fuck. Drinking with people just aggrivates me.

When I drink I count the units so I can keep that good feeling buzz going although most times I end up over doing it and get drink as hell but usually at the end of the night. I drink a glass of water after every second drink too. Don't like hangovers although sometimes they're unavoidable.

Do I risk becoming an alcohol like this? Like i wrote, I count my weekly units and try to keep it around 50, been doing this about a year now.

[Anonymous No.10232109]

>>10232074
Jesus.

3 hours and you've got 28 units down the hatch? I'd be fucked.

[Anonymous No.10232112]

>>10232099

Did you think this was funny when you were writing it?

[Anonymous No.10232121]

>>10232112
Its not meant to be.

I never really drank until very recently and don't drink with others so I'd like some information or advice as i don't want to slip down a path of alcoholism?

What do you think, 50 units a week safe? I'm sure its not good for the liver long term but addiction wise I'm not sure.

[Anonymous No.10232162]

I really want off the ride lately. The hangovers are getting annoying and I think it's really begun to affect me mentally. I don't even get withdrawal beyond flipped out dreams and fatigue when I quit but drinking is one of the few things left I really enjoy. Worried about my liver though. I can't believe my life has turned out how it has.

[Anonymous No.10232174]

about to go binge drink with work colleagues that i hate, how do i avoid blacking out and getting a hangover tomorrow? I'm already drinking two gatorades.

Also is there some secret to not having to piss constantly after a few drinks

[Anonymous No.10232231]

>family friend's kid goes to uni
>been there only a few months
>he's come back with glandular fever because he drank too much
>has to be sober now or else his liver will whack out

How does that fucking work? Are some people just really sensitive to alcohol? How pathetic

[Anonymous No.10232243]

>>10232174
You'd be better off not going. When you're someone who blacks out from drinking, you're just fucked. Only option is to avoid drinking. Believe me, I know from personal experience.

[Anonymous No.10232265]

>>10232074
Whats' goon?

[Anonymous No.10232271]

>>10232174
Step 1.

Don't binge drink, Just drink.


Step 2.

Drink 1 gallon of water a day.

I drink a gallon of water a day everyday and I can drink as much as I want and I never get a hangover. I get alcohol w/d and the shakes the next day but never a hangover

Plus it keeps your liver/kidneys flushed a little more, An keeps you from kidney stones (which trust me you do not want). I've been shot with a .357 sig and I can tell you passing a kidney stone hurts worst

[Anonymous No.10232276]

>>10232265
Boxed wine

[Anonymous No.10232281]

>>10232276
Ohhh, Sorry Idk shit about wine. I've literally drank it twice in my entire life

[Anonymous No.10232283]

>>10232276
Also where do you live where the cheapest vodka is 25 a fifth?


I feel spoiled paying 11 for a handle of vodka.

It's even cheaper down south, 7.99 for the same type of vodka.

[Anonymous No.10232301]

>>10232283
Aus. Melb

[Anonymous No.10232307]

>>10231528
>t. College student

[Anonymous No.10232309]

>>10230617
Because this place is a fucking temple of high quality posts right?

[Anonymous No.10232315]

>>10232309

[Anonymous No.10232324]

about to leave for a poker night, do i:

>get drunk and have fun
>stay sober and win money

[Anonymous No.10232332]

Who's going to the bar tonight? One of the bartenders at my local joint is having a birthday party there, so it should be pretty busy with a bunch of people I know from the neighborhood. I wish I could fucking live at the bar. I spent six nights in a row there last week and it really hurt my bank account, but it was worth it.

[Anonymous No.10232342]

>>10232332
don't the employees there get concerned

[Anonymous No.10232343]

>>10232332
I'm completely antisocial when I drink. People ruin the buzz with their bullshit.

[Anonymous No.10232354]

>>10232343
Uh oh! sounds like we have a grumpy pants on our hands! xD don't be so angry, just be yourself and cheer up, who knows! you might even make friends!

[Anonymous No.10232364]

>>10231501
i know this feeling
honestly i can go weeks or months without alcohol or beer, but everything just feels so fucking dry and uninteresting without it

[Anonymous No.10232404]

>>10232074
phew lad, that full strength?

[Anonymous No.10232421]

>>10232354
I used to enjoy drinking with people but now all I want to do is play video games and listen to music when I'm loaded. People pushing interaction on me during it is painful.

[Anonymous No.10232439]

>>10232121
Listen I'm not telling you what to do dude but you're alcohol already.
I like drinking alone as well, but when you have a strong preference toward it you're already there pretty much. 50 units a week is big as well.
I've been full blown alc for 5 years but have been drinking for 10 total.

[Anonymous No.10232445]

>>10232324
Get drunk and take absurd risks that you would never dream of taking otherwise, thus winning way more money than you thought possible.

[Anonymous No.10232458]

>>10232421
As a matter of fact i've got it now.

[Anonymous No.10232462]

>get sent out of town for work
>14+ hour days of hard labor
>no drinking/cigs for a month
>not much sleep, living on coffee
>super exhausting, but feel productive and happy and getting paid well
>get back into town
>celebrate with friends
>go on massive weekend bender
>wake up next morning and chest is pounding
>heart is skipping beats and im light headed
>doc tells me i gave myself atrial fibrillation
>exhausted the fuck out of my heart from work/coffee
>pushed it over the edge with a 72 hour steady diet of pizza and whiskey and marb reds
>probably have to take blood thinners for the rest of my life or even heart surgery
>probably gonna say fuck it and get hammered today

[Anonymous No.10232465]

>>10232404
wine is 14%

[Anonymous No.10232472]

>>10232439
Fug. I just looked at how much a unit is and I'm usually easily drinking over the weekly recommended in a day.

[Anonymous No.10232478]

Can all you just move to a different site for this shit. 420chan has a bunch of drug related boards with a bunch of faggots just like you, go join them. your problem, yes: problem, has nothing to do with neither food nor cooking. NEITHER

[Anonymous No.10232486]

>>10232478
Pouring booze into glass counts as cooking.

[Anonymous No.10232488]

>>10232478
no

[Anonymous No.10232491]

>>10232478
Are you an admin? No? Then kindly fuck off

[Anonymous No.10232493]

>>10232044
aww man bro thats the nastiest vodka I've ever tasted, can't you get barton or something?

[Anonymous No.10232512]

>>10232486
>>10232488
>>10232491
I hope your livers collectively fail at the same time.

[Anonymous No.10232519]

Does drinking fuck your taste buds up? I use shitloads of seasoning on everything I cook. My brother cooked me this really nice omelette but it tasted so bland. He used seasoning but I couldn't taste anything.

[Anonymous No.10232535]

>>10232519
Smoking will fuck your sense of smell and taste up. I wouldn't be surprised if alcohol did it to me as well though with all the booze I've drank in the past 10 years.

[Anonymous No.10232551]

>>10232519
of course. alcohol mutes your taste buds. your taste and appetite wakes up after you quit for a few days though.

[Anonymous No.10232557]

>>10232512
Wow good one.

[Anonymous No.10232562]

>>10232174
only thing that helps with hangovers is drinking more slowly, and keeping hydrated. I don't have a ton of experience, but I once drank a pint of rum over an 8-hour period, and was very surprised the next day that it was all gone, because I didn't have a bad hangover.

I've had noticeably worse hangovers from drinking just 4-5 drinks in the span of 1-2 hours.

[Anonymous No.10232567]

>>10232486
haha

[Anonymous No.10232586]

I've been getting really worried about my drinking habits recently but I don't know if I'm an alcoholic or not. I have a hard time saying no to drink and I find my self thinking about it a lot and feeling kind of restless. I started drinking to deal with stress in my life and MH problems, and it's caused me to make some really stupid fucking decisions. Am I too far gone?

[Anonymous No.10232589]

>>10232478
>Drinking
>nothing to do with food or cooking

[Anonymous No.10232591]

[Anonymous No.10232595]

>>10232478

But I get most of my calories from vodka.

[Anonymous No.10232608]

>>10232586
no one here's gonna tell you because these kinds of threads just devolve into a contest of who drinks the most

[Anonymous No.10232610]

>>10232586
How often do you drink and how much? I feel the same way. I've been drinking almost every night for the past year or so, nothing major, I'll have maybe 4 - 10 cans in a session and I'm starting to wonder if I'm on the road to alcoholism because I don't have any intention of stopping.

[Anonymous No.10232619]

[Anonymous No.10232632]

>>10232591
>>10232619
based, when's Eddie getting here?

[Anonymous No.10232637]

>>10232610
I usually have a few days in between drinks but thats mainly because I have no money, but when I do drink I find it very hard to stop. Think I'm gonna call AA tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10232641]

>>10232608
hey, listen bro...can you even handle three 1/5s of vodka, and a handle of whiskey up your ass? If not then your not one of us.

[Anonymous No.10232642]

>>10232608
AKA who's destroying themselves faster

[Anonymous No.10232645]

>>10232271
I actually thought drinking alcohol helps prevent kidney stones. My uncle has had them and they sound frightening. He's a teetotaler.

[Anonymous No.10232646]

>>10232637
I feel the same way as well. All you can really do is stop, but there is a reason we get shitfaced. We fucking enjoy it too much.

[Anonymous No.10232652]

>>10232645
>alcohol
>good for the kidneys


lol no.


Literally worst then drinking the same amount of soda daily

[Anonymous No.10232654]

eddie ye smackhead

[Anonymous No.10232674]

>>10232619
Based Joe Owens poster.

[Anonymous No.10232678]

>>10232646
I don't really want to completely stop, drinking with my friend is the only joy I have in my life but if I have to be teetotal to save myself then I don't have a choice. What's your situation anon?

[Anonymous No.10232691]

>>10232645
Had a kidney stone once, seriously the worst pain I have ever felt. Got some smack off a mate, and even that only dulled it.

[Anonymous No.10232697]

>>10232691
>Got some smack off a mate

the people that post in al/ck/, everyone

[Anonymous No.10232698]

>>10232641
Hey i put bottles up my ass all the time. Best use for them after theyre empty...

[Anonymous No.10232704]

There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with Eddie making a cheeky little move to the bins - and what's this! OH IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SET OF FAG ENDS! He's crumbling them into a blue Rizla and it's fantastic how they aren't damp! He's sparking it and OH WHAT'S THIS, OH IT'S A FUCKING CAN OF K CIDER WITH SOME DREGS IN IT, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL ASSIST! He's really flying down the field now, it can't get any better than this, can it? BUT WAIT, THERE'S A BUNCH OF CHIP ENDS IN THAT GREASY WAD OF PAPER! OH WHAT A FUCKING RESULT IT IS FOR EDDIE FC! The atmosphere in the KIA will be absolutely ELECTRIC tonight!

GGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.10232706]

>>10232697
Surprise, im from brit/pol/ fucker

[Anonymous No.10232707]

>>10232678
I am the same way. I enjoy drinking way too much, but I know i should quit because this stuff is eventually going to really degrade my body even more than it already has, but i just find it pretty hard to stop drinking. If even for a few days.

[Anonymous No.10232720]

>>10232707
It was the fucking kikes who did this to us.

[Anonymous No.10232727]

>>10232691
My uncle told the people at the hospital he was going to die/kill someone/etc. if they didn't give him morphine/dilaudid.

I've researched how to avoid them, but it seems kind of unclear. I think I read drinking a lot of tea can help cause them, but drinking lots of other fluids is helpful.

[Anonymous No.10232736]

>>10232704
Eddie needs to come here and confess, he would fit in here as a regular

[Anonymous No.10232745]

>>10232641
>three 1/5s of vodka
>three one fifths of vodka

[Anonymous No.10232931]

>>10232720
they poisoned the fucking well man

[Anonymous No.10232934]

>>10232745
hahaha. fucking slow brain. need more smart.

[Anonymous No.10233069]

>>10232478
There are literally hundreds of active threads on 4chan. And you came here to post that. Live and let live

[Anonymous No.10233076]

>>10232586
If you're worried it's a problem

[Anonymous No.10233081]

>>10232608
Yeah na this ain't aa.

[Anonymous No.10233101]

Whiskey and ginger ale.


Is it gay?

[Anonymous No.10233108]

>>10232342
My favorite bartender told me I'm a "professional alcoholic" since I routinely close the bar with her at 2 am, then go to work at like 7am.

[Anonymous No.10233109]

>>10233101
Sounds very spicy.

Whiskey and coke is good.
Rum and coke is alright, a little girly compared to an equally diluted whiskey.
Wodka is crap and for women to get drunk on diluted wine at the same pace as undiluted wine.

[Anonymous No.10233112]

>>10232271
>drink a gallon of water everyday

Don't do this you fucking idiot. That's way way too much fucking water for the human system to process. You're ruining your organs.

[Anonymous No.10233120]

>>10233112
It largely depends on weight and sex, I'm a 200lb male and my doctor ENCOURAGES me to drink this much water.

Read a fucking book.

[Anonymous No.10233121]

>>10233109
I like whiskey and ginger ale but I sometimes force myself to drink whiskey straight otherwise I'll drink to much.

[Anonymous No.10233127]

>>10233121
Drinking straight barely stops me. Diluting helps me with whiskey. High quality cola (not coke) and ginger ale.
Nothing helps me with vodka.

[Anonymous No.10233128]

>>10233112
One day is 24 hours. You can process around a quarter of a gallon every hour. A gallon a day is nothing.

[Anonymous No.10233133]

>>10233120
Your doctor is a dumb cunt. It doesn't matter if you're 300 pounds, drinking 5 litres of water a day IS NOT HEALTHY. 2 litre is the maximum.

Seriously. That much water shrinks your organs. Your "doctor" just hates alcos and wants you to die.

[Anonymous No.10233143]

>>10233101
no that's good. Rum and ginger beer is better, but whiskey and ginger soda tastes nice.

[Anonymous No.10233146]

>>10233133
No you're a dumb cunt

[Anonymous No.10233149]

>>10233133
Ok buddy, Well luckily my life does not affect yours.

It blows my mind people think not drinking water is healthy, You literally cannot harm yourself drinking water unless you drink several gallons a day and cause water intoxication. 1 gallon a day is no where close to that


Please PLEASE post any proof of drinking 1 gallon of water a day is harmful to a 200lb male, Please.

There is a reason you don't have a medical license, Because you are a fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.10233193]

>>10233149
Here's your proof:

Do you think your ancestors had access and time to drink 5 litres of water every day?

Boom. Go home and stop listening to your Indian doctor,kid.

[Anonymous No.10233197]

>>10233193
>Do you think your ancestors had access and time to drink 5 litres of water every day?
Yeah.
They didn't live in the fucking desert

[Anonymous No.10233207]

>>10233197
No. Trust me. Your doctor is wrong. Literally every other doctor except yours will say 2 litres is the healthiest amount. I just want you to be safe and healthy. I love you and respect you.

[Anonymous No.10233211]

>>10233193
are you retarded? are you going to start going on a paleo diet because muh ancestors?

[Anonymous No.10233213]

>>10233149
>>10233193
>>10233197
>>10233207
Not either of these people, but I just drink a fuck ton of water all day, since it calms me to have a drink in hand

[Anonymous No.10233235]

>>10232586
>>10232610
I drink almost everyday too but I also can't handle more than 5 drinks in a night so I don't remember the last time I got blackout drunk (if it's ever even happened) and drinking has never really gotten me into trouble, other than me taking a sick day off work the day after the Super Bowl a few weeks back due to a hangover.

I've been drinking like this for like the last 3 years so I guess I don't have that alcoholic mindset? I find it very easy to stop myself from having that 4th or 5th or 6th beer, depending on the night and what the limit I set for myself was.

[Anonymous No.10233240]

>>10233213
alcoholics generally drink more non-alcoholic beverages than non-alcoholics

[Anonymous No.10233256]

>>10231633
>5 bottles average

nigga what? are you memeing? how are you functional? if it was the equivalent in vodka, that would be OK, but wine? is this some 7% I don't know about or something?

[Anonymous No.10233277]

>>10232478
>literally coined the term cheese pizza
>expecting anything but degenerates
Come on dude

[Anonymous No.10233289]

>>10233240
Makes sense. I used to drink liters and liters of free coffee and tea and water when I worked in an office

[Anonymous No.10233682]

>>10230617
A Pepe is fine too

[>COPE !!spag5sNh5f7 No.10233687]

>>10232619
Based Joe Owens poster

[Anonymous No.10233694]

>>10233687
Back to brit/pol/ you

[>COPE !!spag5sNh5f7 No.10233699]

>>10233694
I had a glass of wine tonight
I can be here

[Anonymous No.10233950]

>>10232478
No.
So, guess that kinda shits on your bonfire, doesn't it sunshine? Now shoo.

[Anonymous No.10233959]

>>10233256
also are you rich?

[Anonymous No.10233979]

>>10232745
yes three 1/5ths of a gallon in archaic parliance

[Anonymous No.10233988]

>>10233240
i can confirm this, i drink four liters of water a day and if it's around a ton of coffee and black tea, orange juice if i have it
i've just become used to the feeling of liquid rather than food sliding down my throat

[Anonymous No.10233999]

>>10233988
>sliding down my throat
Hot

[Anonymous No.10234035]

>>10233999
Are you seriously one of these idiots who eats shit?

[Anonymous No.10234063]

>>10233999
u know exactly what i mean asshole
pic not related

[Anonymous No.10234069]

I don't drink at all 99% percent of the time but when I do I tend to get drunk. I never drink at home, ever, but for some time now, since I have not been to a bar in at least eight years, I get a hankering for some gin. It's been more like a year actually.
Now I haven't bought myself a bottle because I'm afraid that would put me on a slippery slope but its such a hassle to go next town over where a bar is to get one drink and go home.
What do all/ck/?

[Anonymous No.10234078]

>>10234069
how much of a drive is "one town over"?
and why doesn't your town have a bar

[Anonymous No.10234096]

>>10234078
Well part of the hassle is that where I live you can't have a drink and still drive. Unless you're all clean it's a bus or a cab, which makes it really inconvenient.
There is no bar in my village because the one it used to have decided it wanted to be restaurant instead and had to close like within a year after that and since it's like 2k people here nobody really felt the need to pick up the slack and open a new one, most people just drink at home now if they want to.

[Anonymous No.10234313]

>>10234063
boards.4chan.org/b/
back to your containment board you double nigger

[Anonymous No.10234322]

>>10234313
well, that link fucked up

[Anonymous No.10234393]

Yall are really helpful to talk to.
Glad yall are around.

[Anonymous No.10234423]

>>10232478
>Can all you just move to a different site for this shit. 420chan has a bunch of drug related boards with a bunch of faggots just like you, go join them. your problem, yes: problem, has nothing to do with neither food nor cooking. NEITHER
Eh, it has calories like food and cooking food does. Consume calories board it is then.

[Anonymous No.10234507]

>>10234423
/ck/ - Consuming Kilojoules

[Anonymous No.10234682]

>>10232465
Easy to misread that as 750ml of vodka only lasting 3 hrs.

[Anonymous No.10234684]

>>10230611
How do you guys manage to get shitfaced everynight? The hangover makes me not want too drink until it passes

[Anonymous No.10234694]

Sitting here alone in a burger place with a massive bottle of bourbon I forgot to get a bag for swinging around in my coat pocket. Finally became the kind of liquor store customer who all the staff knows by name. I’m too young to be living like this

[Anonymous No.10234716]

>>10234694
serious rp only, I'm sitting here at home drinking some port wine, first drink this week!

[Anonymous No.10234771]

>>10234684
start getting drunk to get rid of hangovers. a while of that and you'll start instadrinking to stop withdrawing.

[Anonymous No.10234818]

>>10233289
>Hey there Anon, another cup? You are quite the coffee addict, aren't ya? Hahaha
>Haha, yes boss, you got me there.

[Anonymous No.10234834]

>>10232478

lmao get a life nerd

[Anonymous No.10234876]

i drink at home, alone. kek but i haven't drank in 20 days our so and this alcohol hit me pretty hard.

[Anonymous No.10234887]

>>10234818
holy shit, all alcoholics are addicted to coffee as well? i am

[Anonymous No.10234905]

How much do you usually drink a week? How much do you spend on it in total? I can't bring myself to go for full gutrot yet, so I wind up riding a handle of Bacardi Gold at $23 without tax for my weekends. Sometimes I'll get something special I want to tr, like a specific bottle of wine or mead or bourbon or something, but that varies too much to count.

I was going through like $50 a week for a while there but these days I'll only drink every 10 days or so. It's still like a full liter of rum when I do, though.

[Anonymous No.10234913]

day two drinking all day. i think i will be ok as far as withdrawals go if i drink the 5 beers i have left.

godspeed you degenerates.

[Anonymous No.10234921]

why is quitting on a weekend so hard bros

[Anonymous No.10234922]

Anyone of you fine gentlemen like to suck your wine straight from the box?
This highly dignified way of drinking has the advantage that you can do it while laying in bed without having to turn on the light or even raising your head.
Highly recommended.

[Anonymous No.10234926]

>>10234922
used to do that. im 37 years old now. now its mostly 5% beers. i cant handle the hangovers from box wine anymore.

[Anonymous No.10234932]

>>10234921
Don't, quit Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.10234937]

>>10232478
I agree. If they actually discussed alcohol as a culinary experience, fine. But it's all about getting drunk and how their life is soooooo hard and they just can't stop. They think they hate themselves, but they don't hate themselves anywhere near as much as they deserve to be hated.

[Anonymous No.10234950]

Went to AA tonight, every one looked depressed and it was just abunch of old guys rambling about their problems. Fuck that shit

[Anonymous No.10234951]

>>10234937
>Culinary experience
>/CK/

[Anonymous No.10234953]

>>10234951
don't reply to the kids, they'll just keep bothering us

[Anonymous No.10234976]

who here /takka/?

Only $9.99 in the state I live in. It's literally all I ever drink besides water

[Anonymous No.10234982]

>>10234976
thats the last step before living under a bridge. get a grip dude, im serious.

[Anonymous No.10234996]

>>10234982
I've been drinking 2.5 handles a week for about ~16 months now

If I'm not already over the bridge now, I'm pretty damn close

[Anonymous No.10235005]

>>10234996
if you can, switch to beer. much less toxic. easier to taper from.

[Anonymous No.10235020]

>>10235005
Too expensive, taaka offers 40 standard drinks for only $10, while beer offers 24 standard drinks for $18 where I live

I wish I could switch, but I can't fuck up my already tiny wallet

[Anonymous No.10235027]

>>10235020
man, i feel your pain. but honestly vodka will take you down fast.

[Anonymous No.10235100]

>>10234905
well i got to where i don't drink to much. for a while though. uh. 20 dollars a day. go broke fast.

[Anonymous No.10235113]

>>10235100
and the cigarettes and thats all your money. but that was a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.10235114]

How do I stop being a little bitch and stop hating the taste of alcohol
Is it just something you get used to or what

[Anonymous No.10235124]

>>10235114
i always mix, fuck straight. is that what you mean?

[Anonymous No.10235133]

>>10235124
Pretty much. Whenever I talk to people about drinks there's always at least two or three people who insist drinking hard liquor straight is the only acceptable option, and everyone else usually ends up agreeing with them.
I can't for the life of me understand it.

[Anonymous No.10235157]

Drank a litre of wild turkey last night and didn't go to bed until 7am. My cat was outside and now it's 6:25pm and he hasn't shown up at all today and I'm starting to worry.

[Anonymous No.10235170]

>>10235157
>outdoor cat
You're an idiot.

[Anonymous No.10235171]

>>10235157
im sorry anon. im sure your cat will return. they are pretty resilient beasts

[Anonymous No.10235173]

>>10235157
whenever i had cats i would watch over them like a hawk

[Anonymous No.10235174]

>>10235173
hawks eat cats you monster

[Anonymous No.10235177]

>>10235174
How're they gonna eat the cat if you're already in position being a cockblock
Gotta be the hawk to stop the hawk

[Anonymous No.10235179]

>>10235174
but i was a protective hawk. dont fuck with my cats, or i fuck with you

[Anonymous No.10235181]

how many more years will i have to be alone?

[Anonymous No.10235182]

>>10235181
unless you change, all of them. miracles do not any real.

[Anonymous No.10235183]

>>10235181
[average lifespan] - [current age]

[Anonymous No.10235205]

>>10235183
ive never considered this formula, but how do you integrate the variables of drug abuse?

[Anonymous No.10235210]

>>10235181
ah if you weren't alone you would just want more time to yourself. besides were here.

[Anonymous No.10235217]

>>10235210
often times i wish to have love again, but i know its a shit game. at this rate anyways i do not think anyone would want to be with me considering how horribly i take care of myself

[Anonymous No.10235222]

>>10235181
Just be rich, dummy. All you can eat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-YHgHgSKlg

[Anonymous No.10235226]

>>10235183
>>10235205
>Average lifespan

[Anonymous No.10235227]

>>10235222
FRANKIE
SAYS
RELAX

[Anonymous No.10235232]

>>10235226
i do not understand your laughing frog picture. what is the joke?

[Anonymous No.10235236]

In the morning I can think rationally about my situation and be happy with my life and scared of the consequences of heavy drinking, but every evening it's as though a button gets switched off in my brain and I become delusional, thinking that one more night of drinking is ok, or that I can keep it to one small bottle. And even though I'm conscious of it happening sometimes, any care about the consequences goes out the window because not drinking seems like a very dark prospect. It's incredible how alcohol manipulates your thinking in this way. It's as though cravings are only there as a failsafe.

[Anonymous No.10235242]

>>10235236
your doing yourself more damage worrying about it, just don't drink way to much your fine.

[Anonymous No.10235251]

>>10235236
you could always be a paraplegic midget from Somalia.

[Anonymous No.10235294]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVRRUZmp7ec

[Anonymous No.10235360]

A fitfth a night. Hmmm.
How long do I live?
Not been one year yet. But I wanna know how long I can feel happy on evenings without having to worry about everything,
(I'm holyshit fucking drunk, so be a little indulgent, please.)

[Anonymous No.10235367]

>>10235360
i do not really think anyone can tell you that. do you still feel good? then its probably a good sign you are alright.

[Anonymous No.10235379]

>>10235367
I do feel good, but it took a lot. A lot. I initially bought at 375 ml bottle, but ended up in a bar buying multiple shots and drinks. So I'm easily in the 750 ml realm, if not a little more.

I feel good, but it took a while. Not good. Let's say that's how I'm feeling. I will want to drink more tomorrow in the day, but I'll do my best to not daydrink. Hope I make it.

[Anonymous No.10235397]

I'm trying to quit tomorrow. I've let my life lapse a bit while curled up inside the bottle and sometimes when I drink I just play back shit decisions in my head.

[Anonymous No.10235398]

>>10235379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KygYMI9-Tms

im not sure

[Anonymous No.10235463]

I’m so bored that I feel like I could weep.

[Anonymous No.10235483]

>>10235463

>he doesn't weep on the reg

[Anonymous No.10235484]

>>10235483
he doesn't man up into a bitter human

[Anonymous No.10235486]

>>10231528
this anon gets it.
i agree with his viewpoint.
i no longer see value in wasting my time or life trying to climb the pyramid. the game is too rigged and the best strat now is to avoid even playing. having said that, if anyone here wants to play the game, go for it, but you'll need to control yourself, which means control your drinking, etc. etc.

[Anonymous No.10235489]

>>10235483
I’ve cried once in like ten years, but I was drunk that whole time. Now I’m sober the boredom is so bad it’s literally painful, it’s making me so depressed and lethargic that I keep thinking about just overdosing so I don’t have to carry on with this shit and don’t have to relapse on hobojuice. Pretty sure alcohol broke my brain

[Anonymous No.10235492]

I wish I still had that close friend to pour my problems onto.

[Anonymous No.10235501]

>>10235484

I'm bitter for the 4-6 hours a day that I'm awake and sober.

>>10235489

I only cry when I'm drunk, and the closest I've gotten to going sober in the last 10 years is doing 3 non-consecutive days in one week without drinking. I'm not proud of crying, and it's not like I can afford to lose the body fluids, but it's not like there's anyone next to me in bed when I'm uncontrollably weeping over the littlest thing that happens to set me off.

[Anonymous No.10235608]

>>10235492
Same. except a hot friend. to pour my benis into.

[Anonymous No.10235611]

Should I drink and play video games today

or

Not drink, make a roast dinner, do some jobs I need to do and try to play video games without drinking?

[Anonymous No.10235647]

>>10235611
Why would you even ask

[Anonymous No.10235668]

>>10235647
I want someone to give me permission to drink.

[Anonymous No.10235670]

>>10235668

[Anonymous No.10235678]

>>10235611
You gotta make that roast. Don't you want delicious foods later..

[Anonymous No.10235683]

>>10235670
Goddamn

>>10235678
I really do... been thinking about doing it for 3 weeks. Well fuck it, going to the supermarket lamb and veg.

[Anonymous No.10235728]

Just woke up and feel like I'm going to die, my anxiety is through the fucking roof
Fuck me I hate this

[Anonymous No.10235753]

no

[Anonymous No.10235812]

>>10235611
Is it possible for you to make a delicious dinner, do the jobs, THEN drink and play vidya?

[Anonymous No.10235825]

>>10235683
>lamb and veg.
Half shoulder of lamb boiled for 5 hours (yes, boiled, you heard) broccoli cooked until it's soft then mashed with olive oil and salt, and whole onions, peeled, boiled to the point of being very soft and served simply with olive oil and salt. Oh, and a tonne (like 3 bulbs per person) of boiled and mashed garlic. Try it before you knock it, it's fucking amazing.

[Anonymous No.10235874]

Man this is starting to get ridiculous, I never thought I could have made this much of a mess of things. Never thought I would look this bad and sweaty all the time.

Once you start falling down this slope you start picking up speed faster and faster with your alcoholism.
I thought it was gonna be more gradual then this.

[Anonymous No.10235884]

>>10235874
Try to stop for a month to lose weight, eat healther.. then go back at it. Might make u feel a lil better.

[Anonymous No.10235905]

Can I drink alcohol without getting fat/big stomach?

[Anonymous No.10235907]

>>10235905
only if you drink it occasionally in small to medium doses

[Anonymous No.10235910]

>>10235884
I am trying to slow down on it and water it down more.
> Taking my multivitamins
> Drinking more water
> Doing more housecleaning and personal hygiene is fluctuating but being worked on

I just made the biggest ass out of myself on multiple occasions and lost nearly everyone who speaks to me. Time will heal things and they might all come around again but sometimes I get a bit depressed about it and binge again and progress goes right downhill.

Just need to back off from talking to everyone and focus on myself and not binging so hard.

[Anonymous No.10235926]

>>10235910
Already putting in effort to better yourself so that's good man. Don't worry about the friends. I'm mostly alone as well, but i know i can just ask to hook up with one randomly that i havnt seen in a year, if i feel like it. Just not in the mood. Don't be scared to be alone. It's a choice.

[Anonymous No.10235928]

>>10235905
drink vodka and eventually you will quit eating and lose weight, in actual fact

[Anonymous No.10235931]

>>10235928
2,200 calories in a litre of vod.
a lot less than... i think literally any other source of the same quantity of ethanol, but still a lot.

[Anonymous No.10235935]

>>10235928
i didn't eat for a while, didn't lose much weight though. it was weird.

[Anonymous No.10235938]

>>10235935
it's like it's been three days, you sure you have to eat.

[Anonymous No.10235943]

>>10235938
you probably don't really need much of any food to survive.

[Anonymous No.10235952]

Hi,
Ron Swanson here.
A straight Lagavulin is objectively the only alcohol for men.
Everything else is for women and teens.

[Anonymous No.10235957]

>>10235926
It is just weird being that alone. Havent ever been this alone before.
It's new, but you have a good point.

[Anonymous No.10235969]

>>10235952
No alcoholic ever has consistently got smashed on Lagavulin. It tastes like a bonfire and the hangovers could kill an elephant. Whiskey is pretty much the worst thing an al/ck/ can drink
https://recipes.howstuffworks.com/which-drinks-give-you-the-worst-hangovers.htm

[Anonymous No.10235975]

>>10235952
Lagavulin isn't even a real liquor, it's from a tv show.

[Anonymous No.10235983]

>>10235975
https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/b/40/lagavulin-single-malt-scotch-whisky

You could've just Googled and prevented looking like a retard

[Anonymous No.10235986]

>>10235983
>https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/b/40/lagavulin-single-malt-scotch-whisky

Why do you think they started making it, it was so popular as a made up drink/prop in tv shows in the 1970's.

[Anonymous No.10235990]

>>10235986
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lagavulin_distillery
>Founded in 1816

[Anonymous No.10235999]

>>10235990
No that is the original Scottish one.
We have American ones here that we started making after we put a fake knockoff as a prop in tv shows and it gained some fame.
They don't actually have much in common besides the name.

[Anonymous No.10236004]

>>10235999
The Lagavulin that Ron drinks is the Scottish original one.

[Anonymous No.10236005]

>>10236004
But it is a prop
It's not real
How can it be real and be on that show?

[Anonymous No.10236008]

>>10236005
Uhhh.. by buying the real thing AND using it on the show?

[Anonymous No.10236010]

>>10236008
What would be the point?
Why not use a prop?

[Anonymous No.10236012]

>>10236010
The actor is also a Lagavulin drinker

[Anonymous No.10236014]

>>10236012
You sure?

[Anonymous No.10236019]

>>10236014
Again, Google
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD9t5zJLIr0

[Anonymous No.10236033]

>>10236019
That is probably an act to make his character seem more real, he's just staying in character.

[>COPE !!spag5sNh5f7 No.10236040]

>>10235232
The joke is that you're all Alcoholics and therefore will die long before average life expectancy

[Anonymous No.10236069]

^halfnog with an identity crisis

[Anonymous No.10236082]

>>10235943
i've gone a week on only booze, and not even much of that, and only lost ten pounds

[Anonymous No.10236085]

>>10236040
fingers crossed

[Anonymous No.10236086]

>>10236040
>implying that's a bad thing

[Anonymous No.10236093]

>>10236085
Easy to say until it’s a legit threat.

[Anonymous No.10236141]

Remember to drink water and eat food and take multivitamins if available.

Daily Reminder

[Anonymous No.10236142]

>>10236040
Thank fuck, I can't keep this up much longer.

[Anonymous No.10236145]

>>10234771
Exactly this.

[Anonymous No.10236157]

>>10234684
I only drink when I wake up to feel normal again,
Then throughout the day to feel normal whenever I start feeling bad, and then like to eat and then drink heavily at night for fun.

After a while you do not get hangovers.
You either get wd symptoms or alcohol poisoning.
Hangovers just quits happening after a while if you remember to drink water.
Plus the hair of the dog immediately after waking stops you from feeling too sick.

[Anonymous No.10236165]

>>10234887
I'm an alc and I detest coffee. Never drink it. I don't like any kind of stimulant other than nicotine really.

[Anonymous No.10236171]

Guys, I spent over 15 years as a heroin addict. On the street for some of it. Got clean, turned my life around. If a worthless smackhead like me can do it so can you - never give up. Godspeed.

[Anonymous No.10236190]

>>10236171
I dunno man. A few days screaming and sweating in bed and I’d be off smack without any real inclination to use again. The urge to relapse on booze after the 2 weeks of DTs and acute stuff and I’m hit with eternal, unrelenting cravings.

[Anonymous No.10236253]

>>10235608
Why not have both?

[Anonymous No.10236287]

>>10236171
Ah, the old "I did it so you can too" fallacy. Smack must have fried a lot of your brain cells friendo

[chop No.10236290]

>>10236287
Yeah, how dare that asshole come in here with a message of hope?

[Anonymous No.10236315]

>>10236290
My bad, I'm sorry >>10236171

I have this unrelenting urge to be a cunt sometimes

[Anonymous No.10236336]

I just made jalapeño bread, then felt worn out so lay down, and naturally my hand settled in its standard dock, my dick. Now my dick is on absolute fucking fire. Went to run a bath but apparently my immersion heater is fucked. I’m now waiting for a sous vide cooker to heat my bath water while my penis dissolves in fresh capsaicin oil. Please send vodka with haste. I need to not be experiencing this.

[Anonymous No.10236409]

>>10234313
There is no containment board for beverage posting, retard.
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.10236414]

Been sober going on 5 days now and the urges are really getting to me. How do you guys fight it?

[Anonymous No.10236420]

how do you even become an alcoholic
it tastes like shit, it makes you feel like shit, and it burns your throat
you'd have to be a complete masochist

[Anonymous No.10236446]

>>10236420
>how do you even become an alcoholic
>you'd have to be a complete masochist

I think you answered your own question anon.

[Anonymous No.10236493]

>>10236414
I eat very healthy, drink alot of water... watch pics of booze i can buy online like they're pics of an ex gf. Try to accept life is utterly boring. That kinda.

[Anonymous No.10236494]

>>10236420
After a while depending on how much you enjoy the effects of alcohol, all those things you just listed are just tiny stepping stones to what seems like a big payoff in the early days.
If you like the effects enough you don't really care about what you have to tolerate for a few minutes to get where you want to go.

[Anonymous No.10236837]

>>10236093
It's funny how true this. I've had plenty of friends thought they didn't give a fuck if they died tomorrow. Then legitimate health issues come up or they get in a car accident and realize it's not so fun actually dealing with your mortality.

[Anonymous No.10236872]

>>10233112
lol thanks dr. 4chan. maybe if you chug it all at once you might get a tummyache but a gallon over the 12 hours you're awake is literally like a glass every two hours which is honestly a little low if you're doing any kind of physical activity or sweating at all

[Anonymous No.10236897]

>>10234922
protip: taking the bag out of the box makes this much easier

source: spent some nights/afternoons/painful mornings cuddlesucking the bag

[Anonymous No.10236908]

>>10234976
i liked the flavored ones that came in 2.99/halfpint bottles when i lived in new orleans. i'd get off work, head down to the ghetto, get a 20 of crack and two of those babies (cinnamon and watermelon were my favorite) and have myself a lil partee

[Anonymous No.10236911]

>>10235174
he means he ate his cat you dum dum

[Anonymous No.10236979]

>>10236414

If you want to quit for good, go to an AA meeting. Mingle and listen. Life is only boring if you believe alcohol is the only thing that brings excitement.

I've been sober 8 months if that matters.

[Anonymous No.10236999]

>>10236979

Yeah, I'm looking for one. Most of the groups I find meet while I"m at work for some god damn reason, but I think I found a good one for next saturday.

Anyway, thanks, and keep it up, boss.

[Anonymous No.10237044]

>>10236999

Good luck brah. We all will make it if we follow through.

[Anonymous No.10237083]

>>10236979
I've been to AA many times
What if I don't think alcohol brings excitement but that drinking at least a 6 pack a day is preferable to being completely sober?
I used to guzzle down liquor like I had a death wish, but I stopped that and don't buy any for my house anymore and haven't for about a year.

[Anonymous No.10237126]

Gonna taper off liquid benzos. I hope if I go slow enough, I won't lose too much sleep. Since it's liquid, I figure just one drop a day less and I'm good.

You can really feel that anxiety the 2-3 hours before you take your dose. I've read horror stories though of people who take literally 20X as much as me. poor bastards. So I'm not in that bad a shape to begin with.

[Anonymous No.10237164]

>>10237083
>>10237083

What is wrong with being sober? Do you hate yourself? Dissatisfied with something? If you aren't dealing with liver, neurological or withdrawal problems, then maybe you are alright to drink a 6 pack daily.
You will get a nasty beer gut at that rate.

[Anonymous No.10237188]

So I never really had sake before, but I bought this for about $6. It smells like white wine, but it tastes more like alcoholic, watered down juice. It's not unpleasant after it's been chilled. I enjoy it enough, but is it good on a larger scale?

[Anonymous No.10237264]

man, since I became /fit/, quitting drinking was the easy part (only half a pint of vodka thrice this week on rest days), but I smoke a pack daily and I don't know how people cope without any kind of substance
but man blowing a pack a day will kill my gains for sure

[Anonymous No.10237342]

>>10237264
You still look kind of weird though, you will never have the gains you previously had. They are never coming back.

[Anonymous No.10237349]

>it's a taper turns into a bender episode
great, now I feel like fucking death

[Anonymous No.10237410]

>>10237342
it doesn't matter much, I've never felt so great in years, and if i look a little bit better by doing so, then great

[Anonymous No.10237423]

>>10234684
drink water right before you go to bed and keep a glass on your nightstand and drink that when you wake up in the middle of the night from your sugar levels going crazy.

[Anonymous No.10237894]

>>10236897
Like a giant titty filed with wine?
Classy

[Anonymous No.10237910]

>>10237894
In Australia we call a bag of wine 'An abbo's handbag'

[Anonymous No.10238011]

>Only tolerate most beers
>Prefer sweet ciders like a faggot
>Sort of gained a liking to stouts
>Still wretch whenever I try to drink spirits
What can I do to help this? I want to drink whiskey like a real man

[Anonymous No.10238012]

>>10231883

I know how that is, at least the part about feeling confined to your room. I'm 30, have two roomates, one also 30 and one 35. The whole weekend there's been an extra couple dudes just hanging around because the 35 year old thinks it should be party time all the time even though that train should have left the station about a decade ago. Don't get me wrong, I've realized I'm rather dysfunctional and have my own issues. We've actually been friends for a long time but the last few years I've felt like I've done some growing and I'm left barely able to stand the guy. I can't go out to the porch for a nice, chill cigarette without him coming out and talking about himself the whole time, or conspiracy theories, every time I smoke. He get's offended if I smoke weed in my room without him. If I'm sitting in my room when he gets home it's a knock on the door and "hey, did you smoke yet?" or whathaveyou. I sound like some kind of delusional person but he's seriously like a dog, just the neediest person who absolutely can't be alone. And this whole weekend has been LOL BRO TIME, noisy, room full of high dudes asking me to hang every time I show myself. So yeah obligatory sorry about the blog but your post triggered me and I had to get this off my chest. I'm starting to think I'm going to have to move to at least someplace with a different roommate, if not by myself. Had enough of living like I'm in a dorm at fucking 30.

[Anonymous No.10238053]

>>10232421

Funny I'm the inverse, I find it sometimes painful to interact with most people unless I'm drunk. 90 percent of the time there's just simply nothing I have in common.

[Anonymous No.10238071]

>>10236171
Godspeed, you cunt.

[Anonymous No.10238090]

>17 hours without a drink
>feelings of absolute doom
>heart pounding like a motherfucker

How much worse is this going to be? I don't have a whole lot of experience with withdrawals

[Anonymous No.10238106]

15 days here... i've that bottle of dalwhinnie that i was gonna gift to my brother... but i'm getting so frustrated lately. I just feel so fucking uncalm. The bottle is staring at me..

[Anonymous No.10238121]

>>10238090
It just gets worse, you might even die.
Be worried

[Anonymous No.10238125]

>>10238106
kek i was waiting for this ever since you posted you were sober but had a bottle for your brothers birthday

[Anonymous No.10238126]

>>10238011
consider that a blessing

[Anonymous No.10238131]

I voted, my country had elections today
I feel like I'm being fucked sideways and there's nothing I can do about it
lucky for me I got pear juice so I'm downing golden rum and pear juice by the ounce

also I feel like can't enjoy almost anything
I should really remember to book that session with a psychologist my school kindly provides

[Anonymous No.10238132]

>>10238121
Should I go to a hospital? I am very terrified

[Anonymous No.10238135]

who else here unemployable?

[Anonymous No.10238136]

>>10238125
Yeah, i know it's ironic. Guess i'll try to hold out just for another day. If i drink up that bottle, i'll be a piece of shit. I know i am, but the fact i won't feel guilty afterwards and just wimp it off as "he didn't know anyway" disturbs me. I must be a better man.

[Anonymous No.10238143]

>>10236336
I've gotten used to pepper dick. Just enjoy it and move on, nigger.

[Anonymous No.10238190]

>>10238132
Yeah, it might be the end soon.
heart attack and all that

[Anonymous No.10238220]

>>10238131

Russian meddling, huh? Don't worry, it can't possibly turn out as bad as it did in the States. I was actually going 2-3 days a week sober a year ago, and only drinking hard liquor half the other days; now it's vodka from morning to night.

[Anonymous No.10238256]

>>10238220
Bad in the States??? Things are going pretty good atm there...low unemployment, tax reductions for most, reinvestments,
>you must be a mentally challenged progressive lib...yep, everything is shit naow...

[Anonymous No.10238284]

>>10238012
Hmm i can relate. I had a roommate who kept asking me to chill and have a drink every night. Or he would come downstairs when i was about to cook. But at the time i was a full-blown loner stoner, so i just wanted to be left alone.

[Anonymous No.10238296]

>>10238256

Do foreigners actually watch Fox News? That's pretty fucking sad.

[Anonymous No.10238298]

>>10238220
>Russian meddling, huh?
nah, it's out very own government, the current one, the past ones and also the future one I'm certain, that's ass fucking me/us going in from the mouth
there's a new electoral law this year that's designed to let the big parties choose who's elected, and I doubt the russians give a fuck as they also have to mind their own election these days
lucky me, lidl's rum is cheap enough, it's bad but who cares at this stage really

[Anonymous No.10238309]

>>10238298

Are you in Italy?

[Anonymous No.10238318]

>>10238296
Do you only watch (((CNN)))? DOW is still near all time highs despite the dip that set gains back 3 months, unemployment is at its lowest since 2000, tax rates actually did get cut for most people if you know how to file properly

[Anonymous No.10238325]

>>10238309
yes I am

[Anonymous No.10238336]

>>10238325

Yeah, you guys are getting cucked.

[Anonymous No.10238373]

Sober day #2 today after a 2 day bender
Was off it for 5 days
Time to feel like shit for another 2 days
Benzos and weed help
Anyone make it?
Does the urge get more weak the longer you go?
I’ve made it 5 days twice, then the weekend comes and I have nothing to do so it’s bingeroo
Then repeat the next week
Fml

[Anonymous No.10238380]

>>10238373
There's a peak of the urge and after that it's a lot easier.
Stick to the weed if you can, a big part of lowering drinking is breaking the habit and ritual.

[Anonymous No.10238408]

>>10238298
This got me thinking.. is it possible to order liqour from outside your country? I'm from the netherlands and the cheapest rum here is like 10 euro when on discount. Otherwhise it's 14-15.

But in germany the cheapest rum starts at 6 euro. Like damn.

[Anonymous No.10238426]

>>10238408
there's a free trade law in the EU, so of course yes, you can order alcohol from another EU country easily
shipping expenses might make it not worth it unless you order quite a bit of stuff though
I recommend checking if amazon.de, .es or .it ship alcohol to your country

[Anonymous No.10238432]

>>10230611
what does it mean that i dont get sick anymore from drinking a shit ton of alcohol? I piss cloudy when i eat a lot of protein now and if im even slightly dehydrated. and my kidneys hurt often. i nearly drank a handle in 6 hours a few months ago.

[Anonymous No.10238486]

>>10238432
What do you think all those symptoms point to? Get help buddy

[Anonymous No.10238513]

>>10238432
You already know the answer.

[Anonymous No.10238527]

>>10238121
taper, and stick to reducing intake. Don't listen to your brain telling you it isn't that bad. It is, and it will kill you.

[Anonymous No.10238534]

>>10238527
meant for >>10238090

[Anonymous No.10238544]

>>10238132
Rapid heartbeat isn't that bad. You can get that with just a hangover.

Or just anxiety from worrying about it too much. Withdrawals can be fatal, but it doesn't sound like you're that deep. You'd be crawling to a fucking liquor store if you were, literally crawling.

[Anonymous No.10238555]

>>10238544
>>10238527
Well I hope I didn't panic him too much.
But why not mess with him a bit?

[Anonymous No.10238607]

>can't tell if I'm in withdraw or just having a weird hangover
>take two shots
>only feel slightly better

does this mean it's probably just a hangover?

[Anonymous No.10238622]

I'm possibly on the edge of losing my job, not due to booze, and want to get absolutely hammered but I'm dead broke. This sucks on all counts. Guess I'll just chug my last beer before bed. Wash down a bit of nyquil, magnesium, melatonin, and sleepy tea and hope I can sleep properly.

[Anonymous No.10238639]

>>10232174
I ended up browning out when i got home but I think I was lucid when I was out. Had a bit of a shameover today, I actually saw people disperse from me after saying something inappropriate about a colleague

[Anonymous No.10238650]

>>10238426
Ah amazon requires me to have a passport, but i only have a simple ID. Not sure if that will suffice. But i'll check it tomorrow. Saw some good deals already, thanks man.

[Anonymous No.10238665]

>>10238607
What symptoms?

Shakes, fear, vomiting?

[Anonymous No.10238670]

>>10238665
mostly fear, anxiety, and an upset stomach

hands a little shaky, but not too bad

[Anonymous No.10238678]

>>10238670
Sounds like withdrawals, going through the same thing right now.

[Anonymous No.10238683]

>>10238555
Because hospital bills are expensive.

Burying him means he may become a true alcoholic, and while misery loves company, there are enough of us already. If you need companions you can find some penpals by talking to, well, anyone in Europe.

[Anonymous No.10238707]

>>10238090
going cold turkey can seriously fuck you up, you're better off trying to dial back consumption over a month or so, ease yourself off it. listen to the other anons DTs can actually kill you. if you absolutely have to stop for good go find a detox clinic or something.

[Anonymous No.10238831]

>>10238486
no, i know the alcohol did it but what does it mean!?
>>10238513
pancreatits? cirhosis?

[Anonymous No.10239044]

>tfw only 20 and withdrawing alone in my dark room

how did I fuck my life up so early?

[Anonymous No.10239074]

>>10238831
It means go to a doctor.

[Anonymous No.10239083]

starting my second round of the day. i always join these threads too late

[Anonymous No.10239104]

>>10239083
hey some of us don't sleep. These threads are 24/7 it's never too late to join in.
Cheers

[Anonymous No.10239108]

>>10239104
cheers, anon.

[Anonymous No.10239409]

Is it possible for someone whose been drinking 2 handles a week for 3 months to get awful withdrawals? Should I taper?

[Anonymous No.10239436]

>>10238135
Yeah totally. Big criminal record, known to everyone locally as being a drunk/druggie, life generally in tatters. Past being terrified about it, just motivates me further to earn money at home. Or drink harder so I don't/can't care.

[Anonymous No.10239443]

>>10239409
>500ml a day
definitely
should taper if you don't just end up chugging all the beer trying to get drunk again. tapering is always better than cold turkey.

[Anonymous No.10239460]

>>10239436
How to earn money at home?

[Anonymous No.10239484]

>>10239460
ebay.com
poloniex.com
hustlercash.com (NSFW)
alibaba.com
upwork.com

etc. whatever works for you

[Anonymous No.10239538]

Life is pain

[Anonymous No.10239752]

>>10239538
At least you aren't Jake Rapp.

[Anonymous No.10239896]

new
>>10239895
>>10239895
>>10239895

[Anonymous No.10240158]

>>10236190
not that poster, but H hooks you for life dude, not even fucking with you. Once you get into opi's they'll sit in the back of your head for life. Same as, if not worse than alcohol (not that i'm trying to demean alcoholism).

[Anonymous No.10240200]

>>10240158
Not for everyone apparently. I've never felt any kind of psychological addiction even when physically hooked. Get past the acute shit and I don't even give them a second thought. I just use heroin as a painkiller or to treat diarrhoea if it doesn't fuck off after days/weeks.