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10227237 No.10227237 [Reply] [Original]

My friend keeps making me pies...sounds great, right? Problem is I don't like to eat them, I keep throwing them away or giving them to others but I think she's onto me and keeps making me more and more pies trying to catch me slipping up, but I can't bare to tell her the truth

What should I do? Honestly the situation is getting ridiculous.

>> No.10227239

>>10227237
ask her for HER pie if you know what I'm sayin

>> No.10227241

>>10227237
https://youtu.be/lL1aU0TtBkc

>> No.10227254

>>10227239
kek

>> No.10227428

the next time she gives you a pie eat the entire thing in front of her so she will think you really like them. Or you could just tell her stop giving you pies.

>> No.10227450

>>10227237
Tell her you would much rather give her a fresh creampie

>> No.10227455

>>10227237
Request something savoury, say you've more than filled up on sweets.

>> No.10227459

>>10227237
This is a bad sitcom plot

>> No.10227473

>>10227239

Seconded.

>> No.10227529

>>10227237
Tell her you're gonna get diabetes if she keeps giving you pies

>> No.10227539

>>10227237
Ask her politely to lay off the pies.
"Could you please not give me so many pies? I like the pies you've been making for me, but I'm eating way too much pie. I've been gaining weight, it's not good for me."

>> No.10227542

>>10227237
She's trying to trade the P for the D.

>> No.10227546

>>10227237
Have you stopped to think it's possible she's trying to fatten you up?

>> No.10227592

>>10227459
kek

>> No.10227655

>>10227237

say this

> you keep making me pies...sounds great, right? Problem is I don't like to eat them, I keep throwing them away or giving them to others but I think you're onto me and you keep making me more and more pies trying to catch me slipping up, and now I'm telling you the truth. Honestly the situation is getting ridiculous

>> No.10227671

>>10227237
Say "thanks for all these pies, my aunt's dog really enjoys them." She'll probably get the hint without forcing any confrontation.

>> No.10227724

>>10227239
No I don't know what you are saying, could you please elaborate?

>> No.10227739

>>10227459
Seconded.

>> No.10227751

Who the fuck doesn't like pie? Jesus what is wrong with you OP?

>> No.10227815

What kind of pies?

>> No.10228270

>>10227237
Bottom left looks really yummy.

>> No.10228437

>>10227237
>tfw no qt. to make pies for you

>> No.10228442

>>10227237
Just say you're going on a diet.

>> No.10228450

>>10228437
Why live?

>> No.10228476

>>10227237
Wow have you never had an adult interaction in your life?

"Hey xxxxx, I just want to say thank you so much for thinking of me and giving me these pies. I really do appreciate them and have enjoyed them immensely. However, Im going on a diet(or im trying to cut down on sweets, or even i just dont want to eat anymore pie), so im going to cut back on the pie for a while"

>> No.10228605

>>10227237
Your like a fucking Seinfeld character.
Just say you dont care for pies. Honesty goes a long way.

>> No.10228707

Nice >>>/mlp/ thread.