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Post the best-of-the-best entitled/tragic/grim Yelp reviews. You know you want to hate read some dumb opinions.

>> No.10214955

>>10214948
>these are the people that make or break modern restaurants

>> No.10214978
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>>10214948

>> No.10215149

never use yelp. too unreliable. too trendy. too soyboi.

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>>10214948
What the fuck is wrong with white women

>> No.10215219

>>10214948
You guys ever notice when a spic or a nig drops the baseless racism card on reviews? Wtf, is that a psyops?

>> No.10215233

>>10214948
Yelp is more of an advertising tool than a restaurant tool desu
>restaurant owners will actually give away free food for yelp stars
pathetic

>> No.10215246

>>10215233
yeah it used to be useful, now its just good for pictures. I use tripadvisor now

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>> No.10215292

>>10215251

>Writing an essay for something that can be explain in half a paragraph

Day of the rope cannot come soon enough

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I usually check out local places I know the cooks at. Industry type guy. Most of them are funny because they are flat out wrong, regardless of 1* or 5* rating.
Here's a gem.

>> No.10215366

>>10215338

>Buttblasted white yuppy pulling the race card

Kek

>> No.10215394

>>10215338
>No friends

>> No.10215425

>>10215338
I literally can not imagine writing this in good faith

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>>10215185

>> No.10215451

>>10215254
i wouldn't consider a staff to be "great under pressure" if they undercook their nachos and suffer reduced scooping power, should really be 1 star

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>> No.10215560

>>10215544
whitu piggu go hommu

>> No.10215638

>>10215338
Kek I actually felt the atmosphere reading this one

>> No.10215947

>>10215338
I strongly suspect that that is not a legitimate review.

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It's closed now but it's great to read the reviews of THE WORST CARL'S JR. IN AMERICA. Not kidding this place was fucked. I have seen puke on tables, people sitting in puddles of piss, dude shooting heroin into their ankles, security guards beating hobos with a wooden stick, firearms brandished, and some of the saddest food i've ever seen. I once sat down at a table and there was a cup someone left on it so I was going to move it. It was full of blood. It was just one of those water cups they give you at the counter, like a little paper cup, just full of human blood. When they closed the place they just put up a sign saying CLOSED FOREVER. God bless you civic center/tenderloin carls jr. may you burn in fastfood hell.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/carls-jr-san-francisco-2

Also pic related. It's an actual picture from the restaurant.

>> No.10216149

>>10215544
He has a point.

>> No.10216170

>>10214948
Jesus.
I was offered a spot as a yelp elite, but I knew better than to join up with these turdbrained snobs. I just didn't know it was this bad.

>> No.10216205

>>10216138
I am actually going back and reading the reviews again and I forgot about some of this stuff. There's one about a guy fighting pigeons for his food at the table.

>> No.10216402

>>10215544
>Whites using "reverse" when dealing with racism

its just racism you white gaijin piggu

>> No.10216761

>>10215544
Imagine being so cucked to refer to racism against whites as reverse racism