/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10203616]

>be me
>never had the pleasure of grocery shopping with female
>eat alone
>sees no point in eating
>going on water fast

[Anonymous No.10203627]

shopping with women is miserable.

[Anonymous No.10203636]

>shop with wife
>she's completely reasonable and likes almost everything I do
>holds onto my arm the whole time like a sweetheart

[Anonymous No.10203646]

>>10203616
>never had the pleasure of grocery shopping with female
I have done this many times. It is very rarely ever what would be called a pleasure, it isn't always annoying, but you are building it up to be this big thing you are missing out on, and it just isn't.

[Anonymous No.10203648]

>>10203636
That's wonderful Anon. You're living the dream

[Anonymous No.10203651]

>>10203648
Sounds like hell to me.

[Anonymous No.10203657]

>>10203616
I like to have a list, to go at off hours to avoid crowds, and to move logically through the market. Women tend to amble. Worse, go to the market hungry and do meal planning on the fly.

[Anonymous No.10203674]

>>10203657
Same.

I used to have a sweetheart like>>10203636

[Anonymous No.10203690]

>>10203657
>I like to have a list, and to move logically through the market
Do you write your list in the order you move through the store as well?

[Anonymous No.10203693]

>>10203616
I have a friend who got a gf and started living together. After around 6 months I happened to see him last week while buying groceries and holy jesus, he is a fatfuck.
Taking in count, he was training to join the marines and did some meme routine with the marines every weekend.
I'm still jealous and I feel lonely

[Anonymous No.10203701]

>>10203690
I don't write a list because I'm not a fag, but I do have an order to buying things so I don't go back and forth around the market.

[Anonymous No.10203720]

>>10203693
I just can't fathom being that type of guy who says "oh, hur durr, the woife does the shopping", an eats whatever she buys.

[Anonymous No.10203725]

>>10203701
I don't have a list if I am buying the essentials. But if I am going to make a new dish, I'll write up a list of the ingredients I need, it's a little difficult to remember like 5 or 6 things that I don't usually buy, or how much of each I need. And having to go back because I forgot something sucks.

[Anonymous No.10203736]

My erect penis is about the size of a wine cork, I'm a 35 year old virgin.

[Anonymous No.10203765]

>>10203720
The weird thing is they both were doing groceries and we met in the vegetables section. It didn't look like he had a bunch of junk food and her gf wasn't fat. Women are scary.
I also met another classmate after a year in the same place, and he was shopping with his gf, too. Fuck man, they probably noticed I was talking like if my soul had been taken away.

[Anonymous No.10203771]

>>10203725
now that makes sense. Still I don't make lists and just try to constantly repeat myself in my head in case I need to buy other than essentials.

[Anonymous No.10203818]

>>10203701
>I don't write a list because I'm not a fag
You think writing a list for staples you saw needed resupplying is faggotry? I'll invariably forget something if I don't have a list and I'm on the more heterosexual side of the Kinsey bell curve for male sexuality.

[Anonymous No.10203824]

I end up spending close to $200 a fucking month, even if I DO make a list and don't indiscriminately pick up random shit

[Anonymous No.10203874]

>>10203771
>and just try to constantly repeat myself in my head in case I need to buy other than essentials.
I used to do that, but it is either old age and/or being busy with other things, but I find that I sometimes end up forgetting things, which was annoying. So now I just write a list.

>>10203818
>writing a list for staples you saw needed resupplying
This is also a valid list writing reason.

[Anonymous No.10203888]

>What do you want?
>I don't care.
>Why do you have to be so difficult?
Or
>What do you want?
>x
>God why, x is terrible, let's get y instead.
>OK

[Anonymous No.10203901]

>>10203616
>>10203736
ITT: Another pity party.

[Anonymous No.10203905]

>>10203616
>the pleasure of grocery shopping with female

[Anonymous No.10203906]

>suffering about it

youre doing it wrong

[Anonymous No.10204114]

>>10203636
>Shop with gf
>she follows me around and listens to my imput about what she'd like with x or y
>doesn't complain over foods she's never had

we had a cheese plate that day and it was a good time.

[Anonymous No.10204499]

>>10203901
ITT KYS FGT NP NIBBA

[Anonymous No.10204534]

>>10203616
>going outside with your girlfriend anywhere
She'll stare at guys taller than you. She'll pretend she wants to go to a section to browse some item near where a tall guy is standing. They do this without fail, just to fuck with you. If you try to stop them, your a jealous insecure misogynist. And then they complain about why you don't go out very often.

[Anonymous No.10204537]

>>10203616
>have gf who is unironically only female I've ever met who I didn't consider a goofy bitch
>we would rotate new foodwishes recipes into our weekly rotation and shop for the ingredients/cook together
>she cheated on and left me after discovering my addiction to camwhores that went on during our entire years long relationship
>been split up for 6 months or so, I feel nothing but contempt and disgust toward both women and myself

chicken sausage orzo ftw, thanks chef john

[Anonymous No.10204543]

>>10204534
>Virgin detected

[Anonymous No.10204554]

>>10204543
I'm exaggerating, but it happens. But I get jealous very easily. Otherwise, she was very reasonable about shopping. Mostly just listened to whatever I wanted though.

[Anonymous No.10204564]

>>10204537
>addiction to camwhores
>Paying camwhores money
You know there's a fucking catalogue of their liveshows right? It's not hard to find, you deserve it she did better and traded up

[Anonymous No.10204565]

>>10203616
>be me
>shopping with gf
>reach for chili powder
>>w-what are you doing
>bitch are you serious
>>i'm not eating anything with that in it
>go get your pom juice and let's go then
>>no i want you to cook dinner
i literally haven't touched a woman in ten years and the only time i miss it is in my subconscious.

[Anonymous No.10204573]

>>10204564
that takes the interactive element out of it completely, I would pay them to watch me jack off

impersonal and transactional

I never thought I deserved her

[Anonymous No.10204581]

>>10204537
>having a gf
>paying innernet sluts
you've got a mental disturbance about you. you should go talk to the long couch jew. but make sure it's not on paper or else you'll forfeit your future gun rights.

[Anonymous No.10204586]

>>10204573
You're pathetic and deserve to be miserable, I'm glad I bet you're a findom cuck too

[Anonymous No.10204602]

Shopping with a girlfriend sounds pretty gay to be honest

[Anonymous No.10204608]

>>10204602
I know right, I bet they even had sex with her after, fucking faggots.

[Anonymous No.10204623]

>>10204581
>>10204586

I quit the hoors, once the cat was out of the bag, the secretive shame element went away too

why do people hurt the ones who mean the most to them

I would take it all back to see her face light up when I'd get home from work again

[Anonymous No.10204741]

>>10204623
but have you talked to a stranger about it? it can help a lot to talk through things with someone who doesn't care if they damage your pride. i had a pretty sweet breakthrough with the couch jew, celebrated by getting drunk. it's not so much a "i need the tools to deal", it's more just letting the shit off your shoulders. you're carrying some shit, anon. it's not all yours.

[Anonymous No.10204750]

>>10203627
can confirm

[Anonymous No.10204929]

>>10203693
>training to join the marines
like marine mammals?
he shouldn't even be eating if he wants to go through that kind of discipline. I'm guessing he gave it up.