[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking


View post   

File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, 1505514604068.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10203014 No.10203014 [Reply] [Original]

>> No.10203021 [DELETED] 
File: 1.14 MB, 853x480, newpaddock.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10203021

>> No.10203027
File: 2.59 MB, 640x360, goza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10203027

>>10203021
oops, meant to post this one

>> No.10203200

>>10203014
What a horrible way to fucking die

>> No.10203230
File: 2.35 MB, 700x368, 1516052914842.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10203230

>>10203014
>>10203200
Imagine being on a date and she does this, then wants to kiss you later with her fishy cruelty laced lips that she is hoping to wrap around your cock later

>> No.10203254
File: 1.12 MB, 1278x728, Screen Shot 2018-02-26 at 0.04.57.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10203254

>>10203027

>> No.10203296

>>10203230
>qt Asian girl wants to suck your dick
Shed probably bite it.

>> No.10203305

>>10203230
Imagine kissing her and the octopus crawls into your mouth from hers.

>> No.10203345

>>10203230
>Bacon is written in katakana
Did the Japanese really not eat pig?

>> No.10203355

>>10203014
Nuke asia they're not even human at this point.

>> No.10203367

>>10203027
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>> No.10203368

>>10203027
>>10203254
Stop posting these ugly fuckers.

>> No.10203374
File: 901 KB, 500x281, stop_penis_erect_archer.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10203374

>>10203230

>> No.10203430
File: 1.35 MB, 360x360, honing skills.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10203430

>> No.10203475

>>10203430
didn't even tap the knife wtf

>> No.10203486

>>10203345
the even use アルバイト - arubaito from german "Arbeit": work or more accurate: job. plus bacon is a lot more precise than the general term for pig and gets memed a lot - even in germany we use the term bacon instead of speck to refer to the american product/usage.

>> No.10203489 [DELETED] 
File: 2.98 MB, 320x240, Health at every size.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10203489

>> No.10203494

>>10203430
That's a big knife

>> No.10203502
File: 57 KB, 599x598, salty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10203502

>>10203494

he's a big guy

>> No.10203509

>>10203502

Why is he salting his forearm?

>> No.10203520

>>10203502
Ironic since he is also a manlet

>> No.10203523
File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, Korean girls see Big American Meat for the first time.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10203523

>>10203368
I'm going to keep posting them just to make you mad.

>> No.10203526
File: 1.63 MB, 1920x1080, tongueaction.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10203526

>>10203523
Keep posting these

>> No.10203531
File: 104 KB, 1080x810, dybhf5chsnf01[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10203531

>>10203489
This just makes me sad, I know it's mostly a lack of self-control and education about how to stay healthy but I still hope we can figure out a better way to deal with obesity

>> No.10203550

>>10203489
I spent a Summer working with bariatric patients. Essentially people so fat that they need medical assistance to stay alive. CPAP and such.
It's a mental illness to get that big and it requires treatment of the mind as well as the body. Anyone who tries teaching people that this is beautiful and healthy should be fucking shot.
One guy, former chef actually, told me he'd sometimes wake up in the night and feel peckish. He'd fry an entire duck and eat that, then go back to bed.
I assume he cut it up, maybe deep fried it, to save time but I was honestly too taken aback to think to ask.

I don't hate these morbidly obese people but I despise their enablers with a rare passion.

>> No.10203553

>>10203230
yes please

>> No.10203554

>>10203430
>ah yes i too like to mix my love of anime and cooking

>> No.10203557

>>10203230
>Imagine being on a date
shit man that would be crazy

>> No.10203561

>>10203489
surely a garden hose would reach in there

>> No.10203563
File: 52 KB, 600x400, horseteethgiggle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10203563

>>10203509
>he doesn't salt his forearm

>> No.10203569

>>10203550
I think the only people who say it's beautiful are people who are already like that and don't have the willpower to change. Or it could be something genetic. Not in the sense that your genes are going to make you morbidly obese on a 1500 calorie diet like some people claim, but that it makes you more likely to overeat in the first place and make it harder to turn down food. You can see something similar with animals sometimes, where you give two animals an unlimited amount of food and one of them will pretty much regulate their intake and stay at a healthy weight but the other will just keep eating and eating until they get fat and sick.

>> No.10203570
File: 2.89 MB, 640x516, Allvocados.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10203570

>> No.10203586

>>10203526
Where's the slop-poster?

>> No.10203601

>>10203014
>eating something that made you flinch a minute ago
I don't get Asians.

>> No.10203611

>>10203502
>wears a hat in a restaurant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqp1bGuiHHs

>> No.10203612

>>10203430
This guy is gonna survive the zombie apocalypse.

>> No.10203618
File: 16 KB, 249x249, 1507810156596.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10203618

how does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10203623
File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Salt Block.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10203623

>>10203502
That's not how you salt meat. THIS is how you salt meat.

>> No.10203634

>>10203623
doesn't look very appetising.
whats the advantage

>> No.10203637

>>10203489
Just kill it. Put it out of it's missery. There is no point in keeping it alive.

>> No.10203642

>>10203634
You don't have to salt the meat.

>> No.10203677

>>10203623
Do you know what sodium does to the heart?

>> No.10203684
File: 2.88 MB, 720x554, Rhinestone Cowboy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10203684

>> No.10203712

>>10203623
Remind me to never buy this garbage.

>> No.10203714

>>10203684
Oodles of money for a diaper smear, fritos, and prissy gold flakes. Where do I sign up?

>> No.10203756
File: 2.45 MB, 608x328, Candy or not candy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10203756

>> No.10203785

Is PHS posting having a renaissance?

>>10203677
Do you?
Because I have a feeling it does much less than you think it does.

>> No.10203865
File: 2.81 MB, 800x450, Bug Burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10203865

>> No.10203880
File: 1.74 MB, 600x336, 1505088420209.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10203880

>> No.10203926
File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, kimchi_001.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10203926

>> No.10203958
File: 2.32 MB, 640x360, kimchi_002.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10203958

>>10203926

>> No.10204007

>>10203958
Not allowed to post the last for some reason.. so much for trying OC.

>> No.10204026

>>10204007
tragic

>> No.10204031

>>10204007
Try re-rendering it if you can. Happens to me sometimes as well.

>> No.10204091

>>10204031
Nope, only getting connection errors. Tried 3 versions. Probably some anti-spam thing or something.

>> No.10204104

>>10203230
>cruelty laced lips
That just makes it hotter, I'd be all about it.

>> No.10204121 [DELETED] 
File: 2.66 MB, 640x360, kimchi_final.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10204121

>>10203958
ok, one more try.

>> No.10204127
File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, kimchi-last.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10204127

>>10203958
Ok, last try!

>> No.10204133

>>10204121
>>10204127
I can see them.

>> No.10204162

>>10203489
Man this is really depressing, i don't know if i feel pity or anger towards this person and his family.

>> No.10204177

>>10203230
sauce me

>> No.10204206
File: 490 KB, 490x270, 1438244088708.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10204206

>>10203014
>You will never be that octopus

>> No.10204236

>>10204133
yes, finally. first and last time I try a multipart-webm.

Here's her vid of traditional Lanzhou beef noodles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1MLIw6mP2k
Her stuff is mesmerizing.

>> No.10204254

>>10203489
Looked like a croissant from the thumbnail

>> No.10204262

>>10203926
>>10203958
>>10204127
I lived in South Korea for nearly 2 years, and while I found a lot of food I liked, Kimchi was a disgusting nightmare that lurked around every corner. I will never understand how an entire country can become so obsessed with rotted cabbage with spice.

>> No.10204307

>>10204262
Kek, that video made it seem so good, especially considering the work that went into it. The amount of spices she used could cover up a rotting carcass if you ask me.
I'm even more curious now. Can you tell a bit about how it tastes?

>> No.10204317

>>10203926
>>10203958
Damn, that girl's gorgeous

>>10204007
Shame about part 3 :(

>> No.10204334

>>10204307
If you're asking about kimchi, it's actually pretty delicious. The flavor of the actual cabbage pops so much because of the fermentation, you taste a good amount of vegetable underneath the spices and garlic. Just imagine the taste of cabbage multiplied by the taste of cabbage (exponential cabbage) swimming in that Asian chili-garlic stuff that comes in a jar.

>> No.10204366

>>10203712
never buy this garbage.

>> No.10204368

>>10204317
Oops, didn't see that you posted it lmao >>10204127

Thanks a lot for the OC my man

>> No.10204376

>>10203550
>He'd fry an entire duck and eat that
Damn, I'm kinda impressed.

>> No.10204425

>>10204307
It's not rotten, it's like Sauerkraut

>> No.10204445
File: 2.63 MB, 600x325, Eat Drink Man Woman.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10204445

>> No.10204455
File: 2.56 MB, 600x325, Eat Drink Man Woman2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10204455

>>10204445

>> No.10204569

>>10203345

Look up Buta no Kakuni or Tonkatsu

>> No.10205015

>>10204177
Shokugeki No Soma

>> No.10205704

>>10203027 (tripfag)
This is (You).

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1519626307581.webm

>> No.10205714

>>10204366
Thanks, friend.

>> No.10205727

>>10203623

>45 minutes to preheat your pan
yeah nah i'll pass

>> No.10205730

>>10203014
After the eventual cephalopod uprising, they'll show footage like this as evidence at the trials and condemn us all to death.

>> No.10205731

>>10205714
Anything you you.

>> No.10205733
File: 2.68 MB, 800x450, We live and die by your orders Boss.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10205733

>>10205730

>> No.10205739

>>10205731
Anything...?

>> No.10205740
File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Why are we still here, just to suffer.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10205740

>> No.10205746

>>10203230
I want to try to make this now

>> No.10205759
File: 1.23 MB, 852x480, 1517816856555.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10205759

>>10203526

>> No.10205761
File: 2.92 MB, 540x428, 24 year old Ecto Cooler.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10205761

>> No.10205780

>>10203865
I thought the Wankdakins we're vegetarians?

>> No.10205791

>>10203926
>>10203958
I want to have a bunch manlet children who will grow up to resent her and hate women with her

>> No.10205813
File: 2.90 MB, 960x540, 1513575467491.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10205813

>>10205761
La creature posting

>> No.10205814

>>10205791

>resentment is like racism and sexuality
>you're born with it!

>> No.10205819
File: 1.39 MB, 640x360, 1517880427642.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10205819

>>10205814
>Half Asian half white guys usually have a bitterness for women no other race can top like Virginia Tech shooter and Elliot Rodger

>> No.10205822

>>10205814
Maybe it's Maybelline.

>> No.10205826

>>10205733
Fucking amazing

>> No.10205829
File: 192 KB, 600x750, maybellinesu4kr0[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10205829

>>10205822
or maybe it's like a ride in the event horizon

>> No.10205839

>>10203475
If he did,your deck would collapse.

>> No.10205848
File: 1.02 MB, 632x351, 1512144298941.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10205848

>> No.10205854

>>10203502
This guys sexuality can only be described as a burden.

>> No.10205864
File: 2.42 MB, 480x480, 1519520619187.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10205864

>>10205854
Does he make you question yours too?

>> No.10205875

>>10205864
the opposite,actually.
That guy doesn't whats what.

>> No.10205877

>>10205813
la bestia*

>> No.10205897

>>10205829
I swear I've seen this exact same response posted before.

>> No.10205905

>>10203502
4u

>> No.10205912

(For) >>10203502

>> No.10205939
File: 88 KB, 900x600, 1500823580816.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10205939

>>10205819
i miss joey posting

>> No.10205965
File: 2.99 MB, 640x360, 1517883032934.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10205965

>>10205877
I got autocorrected thanks for the save though much obliged

>> No.10205970

>>10205704
holy shit that's funny

>> No.10205971
File: 2.99 MB, 202x360, 1511752503492.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10205971

>> No.10205979
File: 2.83 MB, 408x720, 1511962276356.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10205979

>>10205971
Can watch it 100 times and still cheers me up

>> No.10206023

>>10205971
>flips it
>think it fell on the floor because tard
>fucker landed it on the plate
>fucking excited as shit jumping and smiling

Thank you anon, you thawed my cold heart a little.

>> No.10206029
File: 2.77 MB, 540x302, World's Largest Gummy Worm.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10206029

>> No.10206032
File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, 1510849969407.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10206032

>> No.10206040
File: 2.63 MB, 640x360, 1511717016319.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10206040

>> No.10206044

>>10206029
https://youtu.be/q0D6JPm6sUw?t=1m5s

>> No.10206066

>>10206029
Seeing that thing always make me think of the ass to ass scene in Requiem for a Dream.

That thing's only legitimate use is as a dildo.

>> No.10206112

>>10203570
why does this make me so fucking angry
is it supposed to make me angry?

>> No.10206119

>>10203430
Ichigo sure got a rad new look going for him now

>> No.10206151

>>10203014
those mamaries are pretty nice

>> No.10206173

>>10206151
>mamaries
don't worry your balls will drop eventually

>> No.10206185

>>10205733
That's some ISIS shit

>> No.10206210

>>10206112
It's an autism test.

>> No.10206245

>>10203014
if only they were like the bulls in spain that kill the fuckers that torture them to death.

Look, I enjoy eating meat, but I've never tortured an animal to death - make it quick and end it immediately. Shit, I don't even eat veal because of the painful existence those calves have - besides, it isn't much better than a filet.

>> No.10206283

>>10206066
> edible double sided dildos
What a time to be alive

>> No.10206305

>>10206032
This is so satisfying.

>> No.10206309

>>10205704
That cat. Was he lynched?

>> No.10206327

>>10203014
This gook should come to Australia and try this shit on a blue-ringed octopus.

>> No.10206399

>>10203430
Is that the right angle for honing? Looks like he took off the edge completely

>> No.10206405

>>10203014
Scum of the earth

>> No.10206428

>>10204445
>cuts up the fish while it's alive
animals

>> No.10206433

so is there an actual benefit of eating fish alive or cutting it up while its still alive or are the japanese just memeing? i understand that freshness improves quality of the food but is taking 2 seconds to kill the thing gonna ruin it?

>> No.10206435
File: 2.11 MB, 272x360, Fish spasms.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10206435

>>10206428
this one is ded

>> No.10206456

>>10205965
horrible amount of work to waste the quality of those ingredients.

>> No.10206462

>>10206435
people who've never handled fish don't get it, thanks for posting a video, maybe he'll get it

>> No.10206474

>>10203027
>chicago casserole wins over regular pizza for the moonruners who only eat cookie dough and blueberry anchovies "pizza"

it's not that I dislike casserole pizza, just god damn I wish I knew what was keeping these girls from real greasy floppy slices of pizza

>> No.10206487

>>10203570
What the fuck I want to hurt whoever made this

>> No.10206504

>>10206435
not ded. just flat batteries

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1519649096270.webm

>> No.10206506

>>10203502
Was he nervous that he accidentally salt his forearm? I mean, I would be nervous too if there's Leonardo Dicarpio watching me salting his meat.

>> No.10206511

>>10203014
To that octopus, that must have been mind destroying horrifying experience. You try to desperately hold onto something as this giant god-like creature in terms of strength and appearance grabs you, breaks your body and spirit. You flail your arms and legs in panic and fear, try to run away, to escape, The giant drops you only to grab you later. You break some arms, puncture your liver as they dip you in some liquid. It's painful and degrading. It holds you over the prison from which you came, where others await your demise.
"Run, you fools" you scream. "Run"
First comes the pain, then comes the cold as it chews you alive. The giant's teeth are not sharp enough, not grinding enough to kill you. You get chewed and mowed down and broken and mangled. Your brain can not process such pain, such a horrible experience right before a gruesome death.

Now you're in a better place...

>> No.10206540

>>10203014
Subhuman, nice tits though.

>> No.10206544

>>10206511
Thanks for the boner

>> No.10206551

>>10205733
It's fascinating to see them turn white instantly.

>> No.10206612

>>10206511
well, i came.

>> No.10206683

>>10205704
RIP Auntie Fee

>> No.10206697
File: 130 KB, 249x313, cropped porn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10206697

>>10206511
some people are into that
maybe the octopus was too
you don't know

>> No.10206699

>>10203489
This is what humans would look like if Aliens raised us for consumption

>> No.10206701

>>10206040
>so what do you do for a living?
>I forcibly jerk off fish.

>> No.10206750

>>10206699
>pure fat
I don't think so.

>> No.10206755
File: 2.17 MB, 640x360, belgian blue.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10206755

>>10206750
>>10206699
Yeah, wouldn't it be more like one of these guys?

>> No.10206769

>>10206755
ew, i couldn't imagine the meat would taste good or be very tender.

>> No.10206772

>>10205740
W-whats he doing

>> No.10206787

>>10206755
that thing looks like it hurts to live
>nose ring tied to a tiny post it can't way far away from
jesus christ

>> No.10206805
File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, surly king of the egg fortress.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10206805

>>10203618
thanks m8

>> No.10206814

>>10206787
i too thought the nose ring was attached to a post but i don't think it is. when the bull flicks its head to the left, you can see the end of the string hit its side. the shaking post in the foreground is wind probably

>> No.10206822

>>10203865
honestly one of the few webm's that make me gag

>> No.10206825

>>10206755
You'd think he would be incredibly strong, but he walks like he could collapse any second.

>> No.10206829
File: 8 KB, 180x239, Gunny_Hartman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10206829

>>10203489
WHAT SIDE WAS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?

>> No.10206832

>>10206185
i thought there was one with a isis flag shopped into the corner

>> No.10206849

>>10206805
but how does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10206850

>>10206805
As we're not getting rid if that webm anytime soon, may as well ask what he is putting in that egg. Looks like just a few bits of red onion. I'd expect more from an egg fortress king.

>> No.10206877

>>10203623
a granite would be better. and thinner. this guy is a fag too

>> No.10206908

>>10206066
HKJ used that as a dildo I believe. Her ass is a portal to another dimension.

>> No.10206915

>>10206850
Black pepper as well, at a guess.

>> No.10206920

>>10206849
He doesn't. He's the egg king. He lives there with his chickens.

>> No.10206923

>>10203230
>Imagine being on a date and she does this, then wants to kiss you later with her fishy cruelty laced lips that she is hoping to wrap around your cock later

God dammit! Now I have to jack off at work...

>> No.10206924

>>10206849
He doesn't go out until all the eggs are cooked

>> No.10206943

>>10203430
Hmm delicious, metal shavings and a dull knife!

>> No.10206951
File: 2.42 MB, 640x427, fuck this knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10206951

>> No.10206976

>>10206772
Practising it seems, imagine the table being one of these large grills.

>> No.10206978

>>10203509
he clearly is salting the wine. just look at the angle of his fingers

>> No.10206984

>>10203880
damm

>> No.10206988

>>10203570
Avocado is good but Jesus dude people are way too into it.

>> No.10206994

>>10203926
>>10203958
>>10204127
comfy reminds me of making sauerkraut with my grandma

>> No.10207006

>>10206825
he's legs are to small to carry this ammount of meat
that's the same for chickens on farms- sometimes they get so many roids their legs break

>> No.10207035

>>10206755
Just euthanise this monstrosity

>> No.10207053
File: 2.95 MB, 480x360, Bretty Gud.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10207053

>>10203865

>> No.10207056
File: 1.23 MB, 920x1000, 1495733765752.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10207056

>>10203526

>> No.10207082

>>10205971
he needs to be killed

>> No.10207086

>>10206805

There are probably at most there 250 eggs. so its no big deal.

>> No.10207103

>>10207086
At the rate the man just outside of the video is eating them he'll be out in a day.

>> No.10207183
File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, small breakfast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10207183

>> No.10207204

>>10203200
How do you think squid die in the wild? Old age surrounded by their grandchildren?

>> No.10207220

>>10205733
*salutes*

>> No.10207244

>>10206988
Agreed, but it's perfect for the moment right now. On toast it's a vegan friendly breakfast item a cafe can easily put on the menu. As a salad item it works for keto meals. Also health conscious people can fave about the good fats it contains. And Mexican food is more popular than ever right now. Kind of a perfect storm for avocado madness. I live just a few blocks from that avocado restaurant that was on Shark Tank. To me it seems silly, but it got funded to the tune of $2 mil, so obviously some folks believe it's a likely moneymaker. And it probably will be.

>> No.10207266

>>10203684
I want jacques la merde to be my mommy

>> No.10207293

>>10204254
saw the same

>> No.10207304

>>10206772
traditionally trained hibachi chefs need to practice for 1000 meals before they are allowed to use heat.

>> No.10207311

>>10207056
this is funny af

>> No.10207313

>>10207204
Im talking about the shit with it getting slammed into the table and thrown. Don't know if it even feels that shit but if it does then it sure isn't that enjoyable.

>> No.10207336

>>10206850
If you look at other egg stall videos, it looks like a classic street recipe.
>cilantro
>salt
>onions
>hot peppers

>> No.10207340

>>10207183
That's a big lighter!

>> No.10207373

>>10205761
i dont get this. is this some old drink?

>> No.10207389

>>10207373
>Filename is "24 year old Ecto Cooler"
I have no idea, it will probably remain a mystery.

>> No.10207408
File: 16 KB, 343x450, 1508479781602.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10207408

>>10203550
Welcome to the degenerate capitalist society where the corporate jew encourages you to buy the products to destroy your body then sell you more services

>> No.10207451

>>10206924
no wonder he's so surly

>> No.10207471

>>10203586
look at da slop a da shit

>> No.10207472

>>10205761
That sort of stunt is a good way to die.

>> No.10207505

>>10206849
The Lord need not exit thy fort without the king leave.

Do you think his king lives in a chicken castle?Must be loud as hell

>> No.10207522
File: 2.42 MB, 348x348, 1517891816092.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10207522

>>10206755
Check out the size of those balls though you know that nigga ain't taking shit from nobody

>> No.10207525

>>10207340
Kinda...

>> No.10207539

>>10207522
gross,he put cumin

>> No.10207706

>>10205733
I'm not into PETA of any of that shit but I can't help but feel bad for these lil niggas.

>> No.10207870
File: 2.98 MB, 852x480, ck.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10207870

>>10205971
you brought sunshine in my shitty day anon!

>> No.10207881

>>10206755
>>10207522
Enough Prairie Oyster to feed a family for a week.

>> No.10207883

>>10207056
None of those match his face at all.

>> No.10208005

>>10206066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0-rZacxEYg

>> No.10208254

>>10207389
https://youtu.be/4RBpVX2qInA

WA-LA

>> No.10208284

>>10203489
T H I C C

>> No.10208316
File: 68 KB, 564x718, forgive me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10208316

>>10205971

>> No.10208341

>>10206755
mirin'

>> No.10208431

>>10205813
why do this to yourself? does he not recieve enough attention as a body builder?

>> No.10208523

>>10205733
it is crazy how fast the ink drains out

>> No.10208548

>>10208523
>ink drains out
it doesn't retard, when their killed the pigment goes clear

>> No.10208590 [DELETED] 
File: 920 KB, 426x426, 1519685427565[1].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10208590

lol. don't ban pleeze

getaload of dem bunz

>> No.10208592

>>10205848
Damn, as someone who used to work at Starbucks, I feel bad, those things are straight up garbage for you. I remember being on cold bar super-hungover from going out on NYE and the fumes from having to make these made me yak so hard.

>> No.10208600
File: 33 KB, 480x542, 1513033152639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10208600

>>10208590

those are some fine buns

>> No.10208603

>>10205965
Why not just bake it instead?

>> No.10208623

>>10203200

Yeah well how do you think it differs from being eaten by another kind of animal?

>> No.10208645

>>10203684
>there are people on CK right now who would defend that

>> No.10208663
File: 2.28 MB, 1280x720, flying-potato.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10208663

>>10205971

>> No.10208697

>>10203880
my local grocery store has that

>> No.10208700

>>10206755

Someone dropped a calf in FEV

>> No.10208747

>>10203684
that'll be $300, please. not including tip

>> No.10208753

>>10203865
we wuz kangz

>> No.10208757

>>10206772
It is from clickhole
http://www.clickhole.com/video/heartbreaking-hibachi-chef-tries-make-meal-regular-6123

>> No.10208771

>>10205759
KEK'd
hard

>> No.10208796

>>10203014
I didn't come here to jack off

>> No.10208813
File: 85 KB, 680x680, vomit_chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10208813

>>10207053
T-they aren't human are they?

>> No.10208852

>>10203684
>these replies

it's a stupid video but it's clearly a joke about plating shitty food in a "fancy" way

>> No.10208855

>>10208663
im serious i want to kill him so fucking badly

>> No.10208901

>>10206112
get off this website to save your soul
stop absorbing anons opinions as your own
its probably doesn't make you angry, its the memes trying to conform you to be like all the true outcasts on this site.

>> No.10208903

>>10206849
he has to sell all the eggs

>> No.10208918

>>10203230
>first episode fake roast
Shokugeki you fucking uncouth nigger.

>> No.10208920

>>10205971
me when cooking

>> No.10208921
File: 761 KB, 2000x800, shokugeki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10208921

>>10208918
Forgot pic in rage.

>> No.10208926

>>10208901
Fuck dude, people just like to have fun and fuck around. Relax, OK?

>> No.10208933
File: 1.17 MB, 292x323, 1505573165863.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10208933

>>10206755
looks painful, please let it die

>> No.10208962

>>10203756
I want a set of edible clip on ties now.

>> No.10208972
File: 2.88 MB, 540x302, They are called chips you limey bastards.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10208972

>> No.10209020

>>10205848
what episode?

>> No.10209054

>>10206474
It's not a casserole you fucking plebian

>> No.10209058

>>10206769
>>10206787
>>10206787
>>10206825
>>10207035
>>10207522
>>10208341
>>10208700
>>10208933
It's a known genetic mutation: https://naldc.nal.usda.gov/download/120/PDF

>> No.10209063

>>10206755
>Try to milk cow
>*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*

>> No.10209144
File: 44 KB, 210x400, 2c2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10209144

>>10207204
Yes

>> No.10209148

>>10208926
No asshole
you are wrong!

>> No.10209175

>>10204425

Fermentation is the changing or sugar to an alcohol.

>> No.10209186

>>10208972
I want to try this

>> No.10209253

>>10206787
>>10206814

i think it's just snot

>> No.10209450
File: 120 KB, 500x636, 1454562575505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10209450

>>10208316

>> No.10209566
File: 916 KB, 891x505, 1518110455117.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10209566

>>10207539

>> No.10209587
File: 1.35 MB, 512x288, Rotating Sushi Bar.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10209587

>> No.10209598

>>10209566
>oh so you gonna take my towel without asking? that's cool, enjoy your trip back to miami D wade

>> No.10209599
File: 2.28 MB, 853x480, People eating.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10209599

>> No.10209715

>>10203345
Japanese people didn't eat four legged animals until the end of 19th century when they were westernized. After that they eat meats but since they are foreign originated custom, a lot of names still stay loan-words. Like ham, sausage etc. They calle them hamu, soseji.

>> No.10209932
File: 407 KB, 220x220, 1518308036156.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10209932

>>10205864

>> No.10210061
File: 43 KB, 636x399, crying eagle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10210061

>>10203523

>> No.10210081

>>10203027
>NY Crispy
The fuck?
They're soggy as shit, crispy is a northwest thing.

>> No.10210131
File: 2.94 MB, 540x302, Fast Food Lasagna.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10210131

>> No.10210160
File: 2.92 MB, 720x720, 1518410538858.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10210160

>>10209054
Nah it's thick tomato soup in a crust with cheese melted over it

>> No.10210219

>>10210131
Actually degenerate

>> No.10210242

>>10206399
yeah that's gonna fuck up the edge super bad, you can see how badly it's cutting through those scraps

>> No.10210253

>>10203014
This webm almost made me a vegetarian. Chinks are subhuman.

>> No.10210275
File: 260 KB, 1920x982, LA Beast is our guy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10210275

>>10210131

>> No.10210284

>>10210160
has anyone ever made this? not only does it look absolutely vile, you need a cast iron pan the exact size of your bread bowl

>> No.10210289

>>10203526
reverse it

>> No.10210294

>>10208972
Seems a bit meme-y but I unironically would like to try it.

>> No.10210320

>>10203634
Literally read the title you fucking moron

>> No.10210333

>>10210320
He means over regular slating you dumbass idiot

>> No.10210345

>>10210333
Fuck off faggot

>> No.10210349

>>10210275
Forgot
>shilled out to Food Network for fucking Halloween Wars.

>> No.10210360
File: 932 KB, 240x180, 1518911384441.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10210360

>>10210333
wasted trips dumbass idiot

>> No.10210371

>>10210275
>chad on left, virgin on right
you fucking asshole

>> No.10210389
File: 2.99 MB, 1280x720, 1517005586500.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10210389

>>10210371
to be fair, I did not make that. I asked if someone could make one and that was the only response I got
make one if you don't like that other one or stop complaining, jeez.

>> No.10210467

>>10205864

That looks terrible.

>> No.10210603
File: 2.86 MB, 490x360, Getting home and cracking open a bear.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10210603

>> No.10210646

>>10203523
I envy Americans too

>> No.10210653

>>10210360
Impressive.

>> No.10210687

>>10206066
How ironic you should mention that. A long time ago, I searched up that scene on Youtube and got the gummy worm thing as an ad.

>> No.10210691
File: 111 KB, 1182x580, 23464574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10210691

>>10210687
Whoops, forgot the pic.

>> No.10210711

>>10210691
kek

>> No.10210713

>>10210284
You'd be better off baking the patties then finishing them in a pan for a sear. Drop the tomatoes and spinach and go for a mushroom swiss burger pressed shooter-style.

>> No.10210723

>>10205939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv9WkKUlWMY

I do too

>> No.10210752

>>10210345
>>10210360
So in other words youre an idiot who cant read, got it.

>> No.10210771

>>10203570
Instead of eating a shit-tier "fruit" I could be a home owner.

>> No.10210783
File: 2.57 MB, 640x360, Baking with Pinkie Pie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10210783

>>10210771
You can't just "own" things man.

>> No.10210829

>>10206755 The phrase "Built like a brick shithouse" comes to mind.

>> No.10210836

>>10204262
Fucking white people lmao

>> No.10210947

>>10204445
>>10204455
What is this fine gentleman cooking?

>> No.10210955

>>10210771
Really? You could buy property for the cost of 365 avocados a year? Sounds like a hovel.

>> No.10211054

>>10207056
He looks nothing like FAS.

>> No.10211071
File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, 1509542751660.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10211071

>> No.10211077
File: 553 KB, 320x320, 1507610925722.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10211077

Mad gains and good lifts will come to you but only if you reply to this post "lift well snibber!"

>> No.10211096

>>10211071
disgusting

>> No.10211161

>>10210691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJhvWGVf1Sg

>> No.10211170
File: 730 KB, 997x1250, 2101141222001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10211170

>>10211077
>lift well snibber

>> No.10211253

>>10208972
Would unironically try that asian

>> No.10211261

>>10207053
WTF are they eating?

>> No.10211282

>>10209599
For goodness sake just pour the wine from a bottle.
You don't need a carafe to let a red wine warm up or aerate.

>> No.10211301

>>10206805
you have to cook all the eggs

>> No.10211320

>>10211077
"lift well snibber!"

>> No.10211362
File: 88 KB, 1024x786, dogsoup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10211362

>>10211077
lift well snibber!

>> No.10211405

>>10208592
What was your worst experience working at starbucks, besides that one?

>> No.10211413
File: 48 KB, 540x720, 1517796759179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10211413

>>10203526
what a terrible way to treat Franklins

>> No.10211442

>>10206988
You're too into how much people are into avocado. Let it go.

>> No.10211447

>>10210771
>could be
>I'm not at the moment tho
wat a loser

>> No.10211462

>>10203523
>>10203523
>>10203523
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Amusing file name, someone sees file, thinks porn, upon review its food review, ?????, profit

>> No.10211617
File: 1.25 MB, 350x265, ayy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10211617

>>10203756
This guy is a fucking legend

>> No.10211630
File: 370 KB, 1920x1036, easy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10211630

>>10210389
>>10210371
like 5 seconds in paint

>> No.10211631
File: 38 KB, 413x395, 1479069600432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10211631

>>10211630
a for effort anon

>> No.10211656

>>10210284
I've done it but not with hamburger, I made a thick steak, sliced it thin and used it instead. Omitted the tomatos and added peppers. It came out pretty good and fed me for a while.

>> No.10211723
File: 6 KB, 248x247, dumbwojak8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10211723

>>10208548
>retard
>their

>> No.10211871
File: 2.88 MB, 720x300, Kuvee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10211871

>>10211282
There's a better way.

>> No.10211907
File: 2.66 MB, 256x256, why_though.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10211907

>>10211282
>Getting this triggered over the proper way to handle a red wine
never change, /ck/

>> No.10211947

>>10211871
What the hell am I looking at?

>> No.10212161

>>10211871
The two women chatting are geting fucking slaughtered, it looks like about 2pm and they're four bottles down.

>> No.10212172
File: 2.88 MB, 720x302, SMALT.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10212172

>>10211947
The future.

>> No.10212214
File: 2.87 MB, 1280x720, nut zoom.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10212214

>> No.10212357
File: 15 KB, 600x375, 555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10212357

>>10203430
This guy is such a fucking hack...

>> No.10212376

>>10212172
>hey bro, can I get some salt?
>nah man, internet is down

>> No.10212428
File: 28 KB, 480x792, 1517434049319.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10212428

>>10212376
same joke as other thread
no bueno

>> No.10212448

>>10212428
where do you think you are

>> No.10212491
File: 216 KB, 720x480, biggie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10212491

>>10203502

>> No.10212635

>>10203230
>Being this much of a pussy

>> No.10212691

>>10212172
IOT LEAVE

>> No.10212989
File: 54 KB, 192x140, muhbabiesssssss.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10212989

>>10206040

>> No.10213319

>>10206511
I don't think you have a very good understanding of octopus anatomy.

>> No.10213324

>>10210783
FFS if you want pink colour in your food then just use beet juice.

>> No.10213388

>>10203684
>filename
for that masked villain

>> No.10213483

>>10211077
God I wish that were me.

>> No.10213745
File: 1.31 MB, 1932x1034, TOADLINE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10213745

>>10206755
S M A S H E D
L
A
M
M
E
D

>> No.10213749
File: 24 KB, 200x200, 1381957207980.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10213749

>>10211077

>> No.10213769

>>10211630
god bless you

>> No.10213773
File: 25 KB, 526x461, begome gadolig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10213773

>>10211077
lift well snibber!