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10200937 No.10200937 [Reply] [Original]

My homemade pizza is ready, how does it look?

>> No.10200943

please kill yourself

>> No.10200955
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10200955

Honestly? You just made an abomination, may the gods have mercy on your soul because that is some wretched shit

>> No.10200965

It's still uncooked, right?

>> No.10200998

i've taken shits that look more edible than that

>> No.10201164

>>10200965
Cooked spelt bread

>> No.10201177
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>>10200937
Hm... figures.

>> No.10201198

I mean, it looks like garbage, but it probably tastes okay. I'd eat it.

>> No.10201205
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>>10200937
Looks overloaded and undercooked. Here's a calzone I made yesterday. Used a different kind of yeast that made the crust amazingly fluffy and crisp.
My only regret was using fresh mozzerella and not that low moisture stuff as it made it a bit soggy on the bottom. But yeah if you wanna load a pizza up like that try a calzone.

>> No.10201206

>>10201164
is that supposed to be a sentence?

>> No.10201218

>>10201177
is that in jew or asian I'm not sure

>> No.10201232

>>10200937
Doesn't look good OP. The quality of ingredients looks horrendous. That meat for instance looks like something from a can. The cheese is an odd color and the tomato sauce looks really dark, almost like ketchup. I don't know why you thought raw tomatoes were a good topping either, and why would you dice them like that and have them be so uneven, with bits of pulp scattered randomly? Next is the bread its self which looks extremely thin, overcooked and dry. I imagine it tastes like sawdust. Properly done pizza should be light and fluffy, and should rise around the edges and even have some air bubbles. Fair enough, thin pizza exists, but yours just doesn't qualify.

To sum it up, your pizza is shit and belongs in the trash. I honestly wouldn't even feed it to my dog.

>> No.10201233

>>10201205
nice

>> No.10201242

>>10201218
That's Jewbrew. And I believe that abomination rest on one of those stupid Jew crackers.

>> No.10202468

>>10201206
how do you spell cooked?

>> No.10202758

>>10201205
Bruh you can’t show us a calzone and not show us the filling

>> No.10202848

You will be murdered by the pepperoni deathsquads

>> No.10202855

>>10200937
Honestly? It looks awful.

>> No.10203061

>>10200937
You found my cat's vomit before it dried!?!
Where is it?
It's not under the bed is it?

>> No.10203075

Looks yummy bro!

>> No.10203626

>>10200937
I don't see any pizza.

>> No.10203950

>>10200937
i would eat that in a heartbeat

>> No.10204022

>>10200937
you in israel?

>> No.10204025

>>10200937
looks like a better pizza than half the faggots in this thread could make. could use some work though.
use way less sauce than you think you need, if its not too thick you only really need a couple oz

did you make the dough for the crust?

>> No.10205796

>>10200937

To be honest, I think it looks like a big slop o' shit.

>> No.10206110

>>10200937
you kikes rly cant cook for shit

>> No.10206383

>>10200937
Looks pretty bad to tell you the truth but it would probably still taste alright, i'm no fussy eater been a brokefag myself