Al/ck/ thread

[Anonymous No.10195097]

Old thread >>10184976

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[Anonymous No.10195105]

Is it my duty as a bum to get drunk on a sunday night?

[Anonymous No.10195109]

I want to die so badly.

I can't get over a woman that ill never be able to be with. I literally can't even stop dreaming about her

[Anonymous No.10195113]

>>10195105
>not already being drunk since the morning

[Anonymous No.10195116]

Am I the only one who gets wicked hangovers from steel reserve? I have never had a worse headache than the morning after drinking a couple of those 40s.

[Anonymous No.10195125]

>>10195109
Took me 12 years but I stopped caring to the point that it was no longer constant pain.

[Anonymous No.10195147]

And Oz/Kiwi fags ITT?

[Anonymous No.10195169]

I found a folder of 4chan pictures on a random HDD from 8 years ago. It's a goldmine.

[Anonymous No.10195332]

Friends always say they can smell alcohol on me, even when I haven't had a drink in a day. What gives?

[Anonymous No.10195562]

>>10195332
Haven't properly cleaned your clothes, or sweating out alcohol maybe? Might just be some mental bias if they expect you to smell like that because of some reputation you've developed.

[Anonymous No.10195567]

I got MacArthur's blended scotch, instead of what I originally ordered but I am not going to complain because this is pretty good stuff

First drink of day at 1 pm

[Anonymous No.10195721]

I think liver damage has finally set in after 9 years of daily drinking. It's taking less and less to get me drunk, An my side is hurting more and more.

I did pretty good this month don't ya think?

[Anonymous No.10195734]

>>10195721
All I see is 7 days worth of drinking.

[Anonymous No.10195762]

>>10195734
>7 days
Missing quite a few wine bottles and beer cans there, chap.

[Anonymous No.10195788]

I only drink on weekends, ever since I've come down on my meds that block dopamine I've been able to feel the dopamine rush from booze again. Today I'm going to start drinking in an hour when the rugby is on, will this turn into a bad habit?

[Anonymous No.10195797]

>>10195721
Getting rid of those was my personal walk of shame.
So i switched to boxed wine.

Problem solved.

[Anonymous No.10195835]

>>10195797
I take my recycling to the curb late at night. I've been caught twice by my neighbors wife bringing months of handles to the curb, The look of concern on a complete strangers face about your well-being is truly a shameful experience.

I think by now she knows I'm ashamed of it and that I drop them off at night because I'm sure she sees the boxes of liquor bottles at the curb every month

[Anonymous No.10195866]

Recycling plastic is a scam anyway, it's cheaper to make new plastic.

>inb4 but muh landfills

[Anonymous No.10195873]

>>10195866
I don't do it because I give a shit about the environment or I get money, I do it because I only get 1 trash can to use bi weekly and if i filled it with handles I would have no room to put actual trash. I fill it with anything plastic, Even non recyclable shit.

[Anonymous No.10195885]

>drink 18 beers
>wake up crisp and refreshed
>drink half a glass of wine
>throbbing headache

What is this shit.

[Anonymous No.10195919]

2 days ago I had one 500ml beer, and yesterday I was sober. Tonight, drinking again, not that much, but idk what'll happen tomorrow. Everytime I drink alone I miss the fuck out of my ex. I was supposed to marry her.

[Anonymous No.10195972]

>>10195885
Probably a mixture of lack of hydration and fusel alcohols.

[Anonymous No.10196189]

>>10195721
>UV, Pinnacle, Burnett's

[Anonymous No.10196363]

Quitting for real this time guys, no takesy backsies

[Anonymous No.10196434]

>>10196363
are you sure though

[Anonymous No.10196439]

>>10195721

>month

The fuck? That's about a week's worth.

[Anonymous No.10196445]

>>10196434
Yes i really mean it this time, obviously my brain does not understand the notion of moderation.

[Anonymous No.10196463]

>>10196445
I really meant it a lot of times.

[Anonymous No.10196610]

>leave fetish porn up on my big screen
>passed out drunk
>mom knocks on my door
>don't realize what's on the tv
>let her in and try to compose myself
>she obviously saw it before I could shut the tv off
>doesn't say anything

The silence is almost as awkward as if she called me out on it

[Anonymous No.10196638]

>>10196610
Who cares you're an adult

[Anonymous No.10196642]

GF of 3 years broke up with me today

I've been sober for 6 months, just bought a fifth of vodka. Ambivalent about being back, but I'm here bros

[Anonymous No.10196644]

>>10196610
Your mom has done worse with your dad.

[Anonymous No.10196674]

>>10196642
My ex is fucking my best friend and they're really happy together. A toast to being single and bitter.

[Anonymous No.10196695]

>>10196674
I would probably kill them both.

[Anonymous No.10196704]

>>10196642
Pretty much impossible to avoid drinking as soon as a crisis hits, no matter how long I've been sober. Doomed i tell ya

[Anonymous No.10196732]

>>10196704
When people ask me to explain alcoholism i tell them it's like walking on a tightrope in the sense that it doesn't take much to lose your balance. The kicker is you secretly enjoy it when you do

[Anonymous No.10196750]

>>10196732
Yep. With me, I'm extreme with everything though. "Why do you chug down your drinks and blackout?!" "You're an alcoholic!"

Yeah, but then I tell them to watch me drink a glass of water, or a can of soda. SAME CHUGGING

Why do I drink though? Uh, well, same reason I surf, or mountain bike, or snowboard... It's FUN.

[Anonymous No.10196796]

>accidentally pour the remaining beer into my half full glass of vodka

[Anonymous No.10196800]

>>10196674
I know this feel all too well

[Anonymous No.10196823]

>>10196796
I see no problem here

[Anonymous No.10196843]

>>10195116
it's the only thing i know guarantees a hangover for me regardless of how little or how much i have

[Anonymous No.10196851]

>>10195721
this happened to me, i would have two beers an hour before work and be too drunk to function

[Anonymous No.10196864]

>>10196843
Polished off a bottle of jameson last night and not too pleased with the hangover i got

[Anonymous No.10196867]

>>10196796
SOunds good 2 me

[Anonymous No.10196871]

went to Aldi today. they have an italian chianti for $4.99 so i got 2 kek. it's pretty good

[Anonymous No.10196880]

>>10196867
>>10196823
now it just tastes like flat beer

[Anonymous No.10196883]

>>10196880
Alcohol tastes like shit anyway, if I could be drunk without having to drink anything I'd be delighted

[Anonymous No.10196890]

>>10195332
if you drink more than a fifth a day, you will always smell like alcohol

[Anonymous No.10196934]

>>10195721
Idk whats happening but it takes me more and more to get drunk, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.10197040]

>>10196851
How are you doing now? Same symptoms when you drink?

[Anonymous No.10197047]

Just three more house until my sister leaves and I can get drunk, God damn time hurry up

[Anonymous No.10197085]

So I fell off the wagon again, everything has gone to shit. My girlfriend was killed an a car crash a month or so ago and I just can't deal with it sober. So I'm back.

How are you all doing? Are smirnoffbro and simpsonbro still here?

[Anonymous No.10197097]

>>10197085
No they're gone.

[Anonymous No.10197147]

>>10197085
>My girlfriend was killed an a car crash a month or so ago and I just can't deal with it sober. So I'm back.
Fuck man, sucks to hear that. Hope you can find a way to make it through that shit

[Anonymous No.10197188]

>>10197085
smirnoffbro is around, but mostly sober seems like. simpsonbro kicked the bucket seems like. rip. I'm still here, sober for today, but I'm sure I'll be hearing music from my motherboard again soon enough.

[Anonymous No.10197199]

>>10197085
I'm really sorry man, I really am.
I'll pray for you man

[Anonymous No.10197288]

>>10197188
I thinks simpson killed himself finally. Thank god

[Anonymous No.10197307]

I'm more of a bourbon guy but this scotch is pretty good.

[Anonymous No.10197322]

>>10197040
Now I usually just get tired and fall asleep after a couple

[Anonymous No.10197355]

Bitches don't know about my Dutch gin.

Jenever.

The recipe is supposed to be older than gin.

[Anonymous No.10197383]

>>10197288
>>>/e/dgy

[Anonymous No.10197423]

>>10197199
>prayers

[Anonymous No.10197461]

>>10197147
>>10197199
Appreciate the thoughts lads. It has been really shit, felt for a while like my life was actually going somewhere good for a change but I suppose even that can't happen for me. I get the pit in the stomach thing all the time, but it turns out drink makes that go away a bit so here I am. I just feel empty all the time and can't see any sort of future. Work have been great about it, but I can't help feeling their sympathy will run out soon
>>10197188
Glad he seems to have his shit together. Shame about simpsonbo, he was nice. Hope you are well mate, how are the efforts to get sober?

[Anonymous No.10197638]

>haven't drank daily in almost a year
>never had bad withdrawals

Now
>go on a binge on Friday
>get high heart rate and other bad shit when I'm hungover

Why is this the case? Doesn't make any sense, I'm only 21

[Anonymous No.10197668]

>>10197638
kindling

[Anonymous No.10197754]

>>10197668
So no matter what I'm at a fixed level of sensitivity to alcohol? Pretty shit

[Anonymous No.10197784]

>>10197754
Oh no no it’s not fixed. It’ll get much worse.

[Anonymous No.10197792]

>>10197784
How quickly will it get worse?

[Anonymous No.10197818]

>>10197792
Never know, it amplifies for me at different times. Fucked up shit, man.

[Anonymous No.10197889]

Honestly how bad is it to drink alone? When does it become a problem?

[Anonymous No.10197928]

>>10197889
it becomes a problem when it becomes a problem, man. there's nothing wrong with having a few drinks and playing vidya or something to unwind on a thursday evening. when your desire to drink causes you to neglect your responsibilities, you have a problem. also, when you find that you can't enjoy your own company unless you're drunk, that's a pretty good indicator.

[Anonymous No.10197939]

>>10197889
Who do you argue with when you drink alone?

[Anonymous No.10197953]

>>10197818
It's horrible. Honestly feels like I'm going to have a heart attack.

[Anonymous No.10198066]

How do you guys afford drinking multiple handles per week, or even day? Are you somehow full blast alcoholics but also holding down decent enough jobs to pay for all that?

>tfw student that can't afford more than the swilliest of swill

[Anonymous No.10198081]

>>10198066
I work for my families company and they would never fire me.

I also don't spend a ton of money on booze, I buy 3 handles a week @ 10.99 a handle. I spend more than that on gas

[Anonymous No.10198097]

i got the homemade tonight, not very alcoholic. I found your suppose to let it ferment for 4 weeks and treat it with bentonite and all this stuff. I will try that some time.

[Anonymous No.10198108]

>>10198066
My wife is a doctor and I'm a stay at home dad. I only drink about a pint/day, and only after she gets home from work. I really can't imagine drinking a handle in a day. You're basically dead at that point.

[Anonymous No.10198118]

>>10195116
Steele reserve is literally the skunkiest, most lowlife beer available. It's probably got a mercury content warning on it. Why wouldn't you get wicked hangovers from it?

[Anonymous No.10198131]

>>10195835

I started buying booze only in plastic bottles, so I can just burn them when I'm done because I was tired of the clink of shame dragging this shit out to the curb.

[Anonymous No.10198139]

>>10198131
That's a idea. You need a burn permit where I live to burn shit...year round. I'd rather save that money and buy vodka with it...

Plus burning 16handles a month would be extremely time consuming. like half my yard would be plastic by the end of one year

[Anonymous No.10198143]

>>10198131
what? how do you burn them?

[Anonymous No.10198147]

>>10198066
I am a meme farmer.

[Anonymous No.10198170]

>>10198143
I....make fire, and put it close to them, and they burn

[Anonymous No.10198186]

>>10198066
I've been sober for like two years, and I can't remember exactly how I afforded to stay drunk, but it was something like I worked a little and paid for some of it myself, and when I could I just hit up my standard enablers and they bought it for me, or I just flat out stole booze or money from people.

[Anonymous No.10198197]

>not eat anything all day
>that first drink
Hits you like a truck. Weeew

[Anonymous No.10198207]

>>10198197
>one drink "hitting you like a truck"

kek

[Anonymous No.10198212]

>>10198207
Nigga, I didn't say that I was incapacitated, just the amount of impact it has compared to the next couple of drinks.
It's not about the speed by the acceleration

[Anonymous No.10198224]

>>10198212
I have 5 or 6 in the morning before I even feed my dog, An that is far from feeling like "hitting you like a truck". It just gets you moving nigga

Not being a dick or dicksizing, But I do idolize you for feeling 1 shot. I haven't felt that in a literal decade....Those were better/cheaper times

[Anonymous No.10198230]

>>10198224
Whatever man, I'll continue to enjoy my sauce after you're in the ground due to your abuse.
Delayed gratification makes everything better

[Anonymous No.10198235]

>>10198108
>My wife is a doctor and I'm a stay at home dad

Are you living the good life?

[Anonymous No.10198237]

>>10198230
I wasn't being a dick man. Or at least I didn't intend to sound like it


Have a good night tonight brosis

[Anonymous No.10198245]

>>10198237
Sorry for being so defensive. I'm just a bundle of hatred sometimes, not that excuses anything.
I hope your night goes well too.

[Anonymous No.10198254]

>>10198245
It's cool man, I get like that sometimes too.

No hard feelings!

What are you doing tonight? Anything fun?

I'm just drinking some gin and water and replacing a water pump on my sisters car. Nice and relaxing night

[Anonymous No.10198267]

>>10198254
Drinking rum and coke, and watching a TV show that fucks with my emotions. Rectified. About a guy that went to death for 19 years before being let go on a technicality. He's all fucked up and his family's all fucked up.
It's good but a little pretentious.

I spent most of the day with my 4 year old nephew. Feels pretty good.But it also reminds me how much of a failure I am. It's a mixed bag.

[Anonymous No.10198272]

I don't have a car, but really want to get some whisky. How do I go about doing this without walking 8-9 miles to get it? I thought about asking family to drive me, but I don't want the judgemental and awkward stares, and I don't have any friends.

I live in Florida and even though it's legal to ship alcohol here, I've only found 1 website that does it and the shipping rates are insane (18.99$ for the cheapest just for a single bottle, so literally paying double for a fifth) and every other website doesn't ship here for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.10198279]

>>10198272
Look up friends from elementary school and call them, asking for a ride. Bonus points if it's 3 am.

[Anonymous No.10198281]

>>10198272
Put an ad up on your local ad website saying "Go buy me whiskey and deliver it here. Will pay X amount"

[Anonymous No.10198290]

>>10198281
Probably not going to get a lot of interesting in offering people like $5 to do it.

[Anonymous No.10198291]

>>10198272
how do you live that far from booze

[Anonymous No.10198314]

>>10198272
I'm sure getting an uber or a cab is going to cost way more than just getting it shipped.

So....walk, or beg a ride from your judgemental family.

[Anonymous No.10198325]

>>10198235
No, I have horrible psoriasis all over my dick and ass crack. Not even joking. I live in a world of extremes.

[Anonymous No.10198338]

>>10198325
Also, taking care of a 1.5yo boy all day, every day is like being handcuffed to a rabid monkey.

[Anonymous No.10198356]

>>10198338
Wait until they figure out how to lie.
Then it's like a rabid monkey that wants to destroy shit, but also hide the evidence

[Anonymous No.10198363]

>>10198338
man....this is a lifetime tragic movie in the making.

[Anonymous No.10198374]

>>10198291
Well it's 4 miles and a bit to the nearest walmart, no liquor stores, publix, or anything other that place that sells spirits along the way. So 4 miles there, 4 miles back.

[Anonymous No.10198386]

>>10198374
Take a bike ride, nigga. That's only half an hour

[Anonymous No.10198387]

>>10198374
can't cost that much to get a cab. call one near the walmart and ask them to bring it to you.

[Anonymous No.10198398]

guys, if you ever feel cringe about something, just remember there's a guy I know who recorded himself jerking off and eating his cum, then sent it to a girl
everybody in school watched it, and we all remember it after 5 years

you are not that bad

[Anonymous No.10198401]

>>10198338
yeah sod that.

[Anonymous No.10198420]

>>10198398
That guy is obviously fucked
But it's the "What could have been" shit that I cringe at the most
Not explosively embarrassing things like that.
Just small little changes that would have made me less of a failure. There are so many.

[Anonymous No.10198446]

>>10198401
>mum
>draw

[Anonymous No.10198451]

>>10198446
English cunts

[Anonymous No.10198485]

>>10198420
yeah, i used to be a "no mistakes just lessons learned!!@ :D" kid when i was younger. now i feel full of regret over opportunities i failed to take and decisions that unambiguously changed my life for the worse.

[Anonymous No.10198557]

Who /waitingfornuclearwar/ here?

[Anonymous No.10198644]

Out on a whiskey fuck off again.... fucking

[Anonymous No.10198657]

>>10198644
You'd think alcoholics would be the most prepared people of all time.

[Anonymous No.10198787]

>1 liter of 8.2% cider at my local store for 4$

i bought 9 bottles lads

[Anonymous No.10198793]

>>10198118
>>10198118
U believe that title belongs to Old English High Gravity 800

[Anonymous No.10198794]

Fuck emotions and shit

[Anonymous No.10198807]

>>10198787
I hope you stocked up on sodium bicarbonate too dude

[Anonymous No.10198867]

>>10198066
When I was drinking hard, it was one meal a day. 7.99$ for a 12 pack of beer and $10 for a handle that would last a few days. I never bought anything else. I sewed the holes in my clothes and made or recycled everything. Better days in some ways.

[Anonymous No.10198877]

>>10198338
I was a stay at home dad for a year when my son was about that age. I'd never trade that time with him for anything, but fuck, I'll never do that again.

[Anonymous No.10198881]

>look up funny videos you watched just before
>they're 5+ years old
Stop time
It's going too fast

[Anonymous No.10198895]

Day 2 of bender town. Doing fucking coursework while drunk because I have no friends

[Anonymous No.10198903]

cider is gross

[Anonymous No.10198909]

slamming down some Kraken rum with Grace Ginger Beer. My life is trash but this drink is delicious.

Have you guys ever had your alcoholic metabolism change relatively suddenly on you? Last year I used to drink a decent amount of beer and get buzzed and happy, sleep relatively well and wake up with a clear head.

These days I don't get buzzed easily, just floaty and then I get drunk with a massive headache. Go to sleep and wake up with a hangover. Its made drinking kind of a chore now, I don't even know why I do it.

[Anonymous No.10198915]

>>10198895
Don't do that, mate
It's one of my Grand Regrets.
Don't be a drunk moron in university
All you'll life you'll think back "If I just could have worked harder"

[Anonymous No.10198966]

>>10198915
Seconding this.

[Anonymous No.10198974]

>>10198895
Hey, Hemingway always said write drunk, edit sober.

[Anonymous No.10198996]

>>10198915
I'm at my 2nd stint in university. Already graduated once with a double major

[Anonymous No.10199013]

>>10198996
Alcohol is the only thing that got me through my accounting degree.

[Anonymous No.10199017]

>>10198974
He also shot himself in the head with a shotgun.

[Anonymous No.10199023]

>>10199013
Lol good luck not shooting yourself for the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.10199034]

HEY GUYS. Ex gfs dad died anon here. I've been feeling better lately thanks to you lot, and was thinking about some of my past relationships, and I came to a realization.
I'm working backwards and every girl that's broken up with me has had some horrible shit happen in their life afterwards:
>Case #1: ex gf's dad dies a month and a half after we break up
>Case #2: girl cheats on me. gets a dui (3rd one) and goes to jail for 6 months
>Case #3: girl breaks up with me for another dude. She goes to my university at the time. Dude breaks up with her and asks me to get back with her - I was already with case #2 and she later flunks out in her first year
>Case #4: girl cheats on me (jesus that's happened a lot, I must be really ugly or something). Her friend group found out about it and started inviting me to shit in place of her. She loses all friends and gets fat. I fucked her best friend :^)
Seriously, do I have magic powers or something?

[Anonymous No.10199037]

gonna have sex tonight la

[Anonymous No.10199049]

>>10199017
lol excellent point

[Anonymous No.10199051]

>>10199037
>la
singapore is that u

[Anonymous No.10199057]

>>10199051
nah just larping

[Anonymous No.10199066]

>>10199037
fucking God speed anon
I've been feeling like a frustrated monkey since Friday, the girl I asked out said no (because, let's be fair, I'm ugly and awkward) and I refuse to let go this testosterone rush wasting it in a sad fap, nor in my wife (not like I would like to fuck her anyways); I've been leaking pre-cum randomly for no reason

man, my balls hurt, it's time to use this power to lift some weights

[Anonymous No.10199112]

>>10199066
thanks. it's with my ex i've been seeing a bit lately, so it's not the most impressive feat. her housemate is holding a fundraiser party of sorts and the drinks shall be flowing. i need to start slowing my intake down or else i'm gonna be fucking plastered by the time i get there (her housemates generally think i'm a shitty drunkard and they're generally correct)

good job not splooging away that test, though, seriously. i need to fap less when i drink.

[Anonymous No.10199116]

>>10198267
That's a great fucking show
t. alcoholic doctor

[Anonymous No.10199117]

>>10199013
>>10199023
RICHARD CORY

[Anonymous No.10199124]

>>10199057
Dotafag?

[Anonymous No.10199129]

>>10199116
I relate to Daniel way too fucking much.
He went to prison. And I was just a introvert nerd
Not equivalent

[Anonymous No.10199169]

>>10199117
Yikes, that was dark

[Anonymous No.10199175]

yes hello do you have a discord? wanna chat, desu

[Anonymous No.10199184]

>>10199175
Discord is for teens

[Anonymous No.10199187]

>>10199129
The dude who played Daniel should have won every award imaginable for that role. He did an amazing job. His second confession was gut-wrenching, as were his flashbacks. I really like the character arc of Teddy Jr, too.

[Anonymous No.10199199]

>>10199187
I hated Teddy in the first 2 seasons. Arrogant stuck up prick.
But he grew on me. He learned humility and how to express his feelings. I rooted for Teddy to succeed by the end despite hating him at the beginning.

[Anonymous No.10199240]

>>10199184
we should have something specifically made for voice, like mumble for the drunk anons who want to hear another human voice

discord is pure cancer

[Anonymous No.10199389]

>>10199034
You = unlucky, they = karma

>>10199112
Try to drink beers only and soda's

[Anonymous No.10199426]

not meant to sound like a brag or anything, just an honest question: does anyone else NOT suffer from whisky dick? maybe it's because i tend to have problems getting off too early instead of too late/not at all, but i can recall only one instance in my life where i wasn't able to ejaculate because i was too drunk.

[Anonymous No.10199431]

>>10199426
Never had whiskey dick as such, but I’m often way too exhausted and lethargic to bother with fucking

[Anonymous No.10199473]

huh. shaking like crazy and insanely anxious all of a sudden. that's new. 11th day sober after a gentle taper, all symptoms had fucked off long ago. guess this is benzo withdrawal coming to fuck me. ok then. should be a nice accompaniment to the 30 times a day i'm in crippling agony and shit litres of what looks to be pure blood (for which i'm awaiting hospital results, before anyone says go to a doc)
here's me thinking that agonising back pain so bad that i can't get to sleep and wake screaming every hour when i'm woken again to shit was bad enough. i wonder what else the damage i've done over the years has in store for me. sure wouldn't love to get blackout drunk for a year right now. anyway, bbl dying.

[Anonymous No.10199512]

just started drinking 2 days ago. 16oz pint bottles of bud lite, going to up it to 2 a day. i read it's really healthy for your heart. uncle and grandma died from alcohlism, dad was an alcoholic too. wml

[Anonymous No.10199538]

is this vodka as trash as everyone says?

[Anonymous No.10199551]

>>10199538
You can get better for a better price and if you're looking for cheap there's cheaper. No redeeming qualities.

[Potato Anon No.10199602]

Yummy

[Anonymous No.10199606]

>>10199538
Depends if you like it or not. It's available everywhere and better than all bottom shelf stuff though

[Anonymous No.10199629]

>>10199389
Maybe not unlucky. I blame myself and alcohol for exgf whose dad died breaking up w/ me

[Anonymous No.10199634]

>>10199538
It's pretty shit, but I still drink that and new amsterdam
>>10199473
THE FEAR

[Anonymous No.10199639]

>>10195116
Bro, I drink a 4 pack of tall boys a night and do not get hangovers. Chug water between every one.

[Anonymous No.10199671]

This thread is new to me, I started drinking back in 2016 when some awful shit went down. I've gone between drinking 4 steel reserves a 1/5 or 3/4 of a handle a night for 2 years now. If I can't get alcohol I eat 3 or 4 Dramamine to pass out. I've been a chef for 2 years and I enjoy the work and consider myself good at what I do, but my personal has been destroyed. I'd like to take part in these threads with you all. I've read a lot of your posts and I can empathize with your struggles.

[Anonymous No.10199676]

>>10199639
You're shocked that when you drink 8 beers you're not hungover? No shit.

[Anonymous No.10199684]

>>10199676
No I'm shocked that you're hungover.

[Anonymous No.10199694]

>>10199684
I drink a lot more than 8 beers a night kemosabe, not a point of pride for me

[Anonymous No.10199699]

>>10199694
Take pride in your effort.

[Anonymous No.10199726]

>>10199671
why is everyone in the catering industry a drunk/drug addict? it's ludicrously disproportionate

[Anonymous No.10199742]

>>10199726
I want to drink and do drugs and the industry allows me to do so as long as I am able to do my job.

[Anonymous No.10199744]

>>10199726
Restaurant workers are all alcoholics, it's part of the job requirements.

[Anonymous No.10199749]

>>10199742
>industry allows me to do so
guess that's all it takes then
>>10199744
i know, it's friggin' everyone, never quite got my head around it. if i've ever wanted to score and couldn't, i'd just find the nearest restaurant.

[Anonymous No.10199762]

>>10199749
gotta employ us fuck ups someway or another.

[Anonymous No.10199764]

>>10199749
I used to watch my coworkers after work have drinks and keep a log because they had to blow in the morning, pretty fucking sad really.

[Anonymous No.10199803]

My real question though is why do people hold the back of their head when they take a shot?

[Anonymous No.10199815]

>>10199803
Youre not supposed to sip a shot and it helps by not tasting it you fucking child.
Learn to drink.

[Anonymous No.10199842]

>>10199815
I chug straight out of the bottle and don't have to hold the back of my head. Why are you being so aggressive? Is there something you want to get off your chest?

[Anonymous No.10199889]

welp, day 11, not certain i'll be going to bed sober tonight. i'm in fucking agony. i've got a bottle of chardonnay and one of cognac, both of which i've had there for 4 days without touching them - was gonna make steak with mushroom and duck a'lorange. pretty sure i'll drink them both and not eat for a month.
shop opens in 17 minutes too. so no need to just drink those two.
were it not for my family i'd kill myself this instant.

ho hum, here we go.

[Anonymous No.10199902]

>>10199889
I know that feel man. If it wasn't for my mom and sister I would end it, but I love them even though my sister doesn't understand. Strength to you dude, but some advice is drink some shit with less sugar.

[Anonymous No.10199914]

>>10199842
yeah maybe he had a bad day, we all do

[Anonymous No.10199915]

>brother just got a divorce
>he's a higher functioning alcohol than me
>has called me at least 10 times since 5pm slurring and crying


God bless him, I feel so bad for him going though that shit. At least the woman I'm in love with doesn't evne know I'm in love with her.

Love sucks lads, Fuck it

[Anonymous No.10199928]

>>10199639
Holy fuck men, this nigger drinks FOUR tall boys. Every night.

[Anonymous No.10199929]

>>10199915
sometimes >tfw no gf is for the best

[Anonymous No.10199936]

>>10199915
yeah love will fucking rain hellfire down on your life. simultaneously the best and the worst thing which will ever happen to you. it'll completely demolish you to the foundation, and if it ends, well, good fucking luck rebuilding shit on your own. took me 12 years.

[Anonymous No.10199949]

>>10199803
Nobody does this ever. Wtf are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.10199950]

>>10199929
I hear ya man.

I've been single for about 5 years, Even though I'm deeply in love with a married woman. Having nothing at all is better than divorce....He's going to lose like 80k on his house and he's going to lose a 50k dollar Yukon he bought her.

Bad all around....

[Anonymous No.10199955]

>going on date with drill
>take her to the shops to buy drinks for the night
>"one bottle of wine should be plenty for us anon?"
>mfw

[Anonymous No.10199957]

>>10199936
No truer words have been spoken.


Better to be single and fuck hookers IMO

[Anonymous No.10199968]

>>10198909
You're either getting older or your tolerance is going up and the only way to kill the hangover is more booze. Don't do this, that's how you get dependent. Then you might wake up to a seizure rather than a hangover one day.

[Anonymous No.10199992]

>>10199949
see >>10199815

[Anonymous No.10200026]

>>10199955
>go to a get-together with classmates
>being two bottles of red wine
>holy shit anon anon bought booze for everyone!
>h-haha, no guys, it's for me, I c-can buy more if you want, brb
>mfw

[Anonymous No.10200027]

>>10199992
I still don't get it. I down vodka like water. It's the cod liver oil that gets me.

[Anonymous No.10200028]

>>10199803
what exactly does he mean by this...?

[Anonymous No.10200032]

>>10199957
After being stuck on disgusting hospital wards for weeks on end in a state of hyper-awareness because of withdrawal, I have intense phobias of pathogenic microorganisms. Disease caused by them is FUCKING disgusting. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have to just go without, can't risk that shit.

[Anonymous No.10200033]

>>10199915
>>10199929
see>>10199034

[Anonymous No.10200039]

>>10200028
What I mean is why do do people hold the back of their with their left hand while taking a shot with their right hand?
>>10200027
wut

[Anonymous No.10200043]

>>10200032
uh, without hookers i mean.

[Anonymous No.10200044]

>>10200032
Go without what? Germs?

[Anonymous No.10200049]

>>10200044
>>10200043

[Anonymous No.10200053]

>>10200039
Nobody does that, man. What the fuck are you talking about? And yes, I take cod liver oil because I want to live longer (so I can drink more).

[Anonymous No.10200059]

>>10200053
I have witnessed plenty of people do that. Cool you take cod liver oil, what the fuck does have to do with anything? Do you drink with other people? I'm a travelling chef and have drank with a lot of people and have seen it done all over the country mostly by women. I want to know why they do it, but have never thought why to ask it until now. You for real have never seen that?

[Anonymous No.10200071]

>>10200059
No. I have seriously, honestly never seen, in my 32 years of life, anyone ever hold the back of their own head while they drink a shot. That is absurd.

[Anonymous No.10200074]

I'm getting a puffy face. But i've been using the fryer for 3 weeks nonstop, with some days real food at my moms, which always makes me feel instantly better.. already switching to eating veggies now. But should i also switch my rum for vodka? Less calories?

[Anonymous No.10200084]

>>10200071
yeah gotta say i'm with this anon on this one. i can't say i've ever seen such a thing and i can't imagine why anyone would do it

[Anonymous No.10200086]

Music for relapse anons?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR_RsTGsuXc

[Anonymous No.10200088]

>>10200071
I know it's absurd. It's why I want to know why people do it.

[Anonymous No.10200095]

>>10200088
i mean, i've seen people hold their nose while chugging bottles (e.g. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWdOUaQq_Y4&t=1m25s)) but nah, no idea what you're seeing.

[Anonymous No.10200096]

>>10200088
Nobody does it. You probably think you're being gangstalked too, right?

[Anonymous No.10200101]

>>10200095
fuck......

[Anonymous No.10200103]

>>10200086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS1MgqJ7B3Y&list=PLvFF0iFjPjHpfIgMfNk9kGi2r9yPGAnQO

[Anonymous No.10200105]

>>10200095
I've seen people hold their noses, but I get that.
>>10200096
No you dumb nigger. what is so hard to understand. They put one hand on the back of their head and then take a shot with the other. Holy fuck do you only drink by yourself?

[Anonymous No.10200111]

>>10200105
It's pretty obvious that you're not well acquainted with these threads, dude. People don't generally run around screaming at eachother like kids in a playground, it's not like the rest of 4chins.

[Anonymous No.10200123]

>>10200111
Trips 4eva

[Anonymous No.10200128]

>>10200101
Yeah shoenice doesn't mess around. Compare his vids with those of normaltons, lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M01UI9CMpuU

[Anonymous No.10200151]

>>10200095
Was he okayafter that? I'd probably would be fucked up if i did what he did.

[Anonymous No.10200158]

>>10200128
nah man that vid, fuck. i mean ive drank a lot but i dont want to know what that would feel like......fuck.

[Anonymous No.10200167]

>>10200151
Well, it didn't kill him, and there were dozens of vids of him slamming bottles until he got banned from youtube. Guessing he's fine. This pleb was hospitalised but basically fine...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCFTDmLKInY

[Anonymous No.10200171]

What's the most desperate thing you've done for booze, al/ck/?

Lying?
Begging?
Stealing?

[Anonymous No.10200177]

>>10200171
Poured booze down the sink to get good boy points from gf, then later removed the u-bend from under the sink and tucked in.

[Anonymous No.10200181]

>>10198338
You think being a stay at home dad is part of the reason you drink? I think ivebeen realizing that since I started staying home with the kids I drink more, and it's partially boredom, but it's more a sense that I am not living up to my potential, or being as productive as I was meant to.
If I quit drinking maybe I could afford to go back to school, but then I don't have the dicipline to finish, I fear.
People keep telling me to get head shots for my 5yo. Running her back and fourth to LA would be easy and kind of fun, but the general atmosphere for a kid gives me pause.

[Anonymous No.10200202]

>>10200167
This vid made me laugh cus it reminded me how i walked when i went blackout drunk for the first time.. but overall its pretty sad, i know.

[Anonymous No.10200256]

I thought I left this thread an hour ago
Turns out it was like 4
You niggers somehow made 50 plus posts

As to add to this discussion.
I hate myself and pray to God that my life changes soon.

[Anonymous No.10200263]

>>10200256
change is an illusion, you already changed. pray that you can pray more, if it helps you.

[Anonymous No.10200276]

>>10200263
>change is an illusion
I hope to God that it isn't
I can't live my life as it is forever.
I NEED change

If it doesn't, I feel like I'm in Hell. Constant shame and reminder.
Just let me go.

[Anonymous No.10200294]

>>10200276
let it go Indiana.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuDTgFF14B8

the guilt. alcohol is optional let go.

[Anonymous No.10200303]

Hey faggots, /sp/ checking in. Name a batter drink than a John Daly, you literally cant

[Anonymous No.10200313]

>>10200276
It is an illusion because it has happened before you knew it anon. You cannot wish for what has happened. You are change.

[Anonymous No.10200321]

>>10200294
If I let go, I don't know what I'd do. I can't let go. I have a purpose. I need a purpose.
I'm going to be a great person.
I've been told that for 20 years. Dear fucking God, I will be.
I will do something. I will be something valuable soon
My dad will look at me and be able to smile without a hint of sadness

[Anonymous No.10200322]

>>10200303
>iced tea
>caffeine
>alcoholics
nah. it's near enough impossible to sleep as it is. plus it's a diuretic. vodka chased with water is the correct answer.

[Anonymous No.10200326]

>>10200322
Pussy detected

[Anonymous No.10200329]

Is Mikes Hard Lemonade for bitch boys?

[Anonymous No.10200330]

I'm on day 5 without hard liqour, only had 2 beers on friday. But there is not a single fucking day so far where i'm not tempted.. im a fking jobless neet. What else do i have in life besides my pc.

[Anonymous No.10200335]

>>10200326
you've blatantly never experienced alcoholism. why are you here?

[Anonymous No.10200338]

i like a drink, but i'm not married to it our anything.

[Anonymous No.10200339]

All right you cunts. Gimme a good brandy besides VSOP bullshit. Right fucking now.

[Anonymous No.10200345]

>>10200335
More than you know bitch tits

[Anonymous No.10200346]

>>10200339
i think you need to find an alcohol thread, not an alcoholics thread.

[Anonymous No.10200347]

>>10200303
Bison grass
>>10200329
Only if you want it to be. I drink hard every day and still think smirnoff ice tastes good.
>>10200330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5jI9I03q8E

[Anonymous No.10200352]

>>10200345
stop screaming like a brat.
if you're an alchie, why in god's name would you inflict the hell of a sugar-filled, diuretic stimulant on yourself, directly into your drinks no less? shush.

[Anonymous No.10200370]

Where do you guys buy your ciggies? I can't waste $1 per cigarette anymore here in Australia
Some guy sent me a link to buy them online from Europe but i lost the link.

[Anonymous No.10200375]

>>10200352
>if you're an alchie, why in god's name would you inflict the hell of a sugar-filled, diuretic stimulant on yourself, directly into your drinks no less? shush.

Because its good

[Anonymous No.10200379]

>>10200370
dude please do your future self a favour and buy a vape. one into which you can put actual tobacco. i use an iolite. you'll be able to give up smoking overnight and within a month your lungs will be so healed you'll never want to smoke again.
i buy rolling tobacco at normie prices, but i've seen tobacco being sold on darknet markets in the past, it was at eastern european prices, so like a tenth what you're paying now. might wanna look there.
>>10200375
what's your story?

[Anonymous No.10200385]

>>10200370
yeah a pipe our vape. cigs are just for every once in awhile.

[Anonymous No.10200394]

i love my pipe, it's great.

6 bucks pipe
20 filters 6 bucks
pound of tobacco 5 bucks
last you three months

[Anonymous No.10200406]

>>10200370
Don't you guys have a store where you can buy tobacco in a pack with cig paper and filters?
My roomate used this all the time and it was a lot cheaper in the long run.

[Anonymous No.10200410]

>>10200394
Where the fuck do you get 1 pound tobacco for 5 euro? You buy it from a farmer? I pay 15 euro (18 dollar) for 80 gram

[Anonymous No.10200420]

>>10200410
well 6 oz for 5 bucks, still a lot. he sold me this huge bag for 5 at first, then he got smart.

[Anonymous No.10200422]

>>10200420
i think it was 25oz.

[Anonymous No.10200428]

>>10200420
christ. that'd cost me £72. About $100 USD.

[Anonymous No.10200438]

>>10200422
it's £22 here for 50 grams (1.7oz) fuck.

[Anonymous No.10200439]

>>10200428
lot of competition around here. I can buy it a hundred different places.

[Anonymous No.10200448]

>>10200439
lucky you. it's taxed VERY heavily in the uk. fucking shithole this place is.

[Anonymous No.10200455]

>>10200448
yeah overtax fucks everything up.

[Anonymous No.10200457]

odds I drink
evens I don't

[Anonymous No.10200460]

>>10200448
Same in the netherlands. Taxes, taxes and more taxes. Sometimes it just seems absurd.

[Anonymous No.10200461]

>>10200457
take one for the team, liver-kun

[Anonymous No.10200468]

1 degree outside. i can see homeless people outside obviously freezing. feel kinda bad sat here in the warm drinking toasty coffee, eating a seriously delicious chorizo sausage, watching youtube and being all smug. i should probably go and get them a couple of cans.
>>10200460
yeah so i hear. at least you can get high. i could get raped in a cage for 5 years if i smoke a joint.

[Anonymous No.10200477]

>>10200468
no homeless around here. I think if any showed up they would be helped a lot.

[Anonymous No.10200481]

>>10200477
besides it's like 60 degrees. it was cold for like a month.

[Anonymous No.10200497]

>>10198338
Try taking care of 2, they are now 2.5 and in daycare my god do things get easier, but hey if you are staying at home enjoy the vidya or reading. But honestly I don't think men are meant to be stay at home anything.

[Anonymous No.10200531]

I just drank 12 beers and I'm feeling pretty okay about it.

[Anonymous No.10200546]

>>10200531
I have a soft spot for hamms, around the time I bought a 30 of that is when my addiction kicked in full force.

[Anonymous No.10200594]

>>10199034
>(You))
My niggers I'm drunkk as a fuck now. Aint i'm a good man?

[Anonymous No.10200596]

>>10200594
youre a fan man, good is subjective.

[Anonymous No.10200690]

Didn’t get drunk. Day 11 going to bed sober. Fug that was a close one.
You should envy the feel of not going to bed drunk, guys n’ grils. Hope you feel these feels too soon.

[Anonymous No.10200721]

OH CHRIST! Why is that first morning shit always so heavy and noisy? My flat walls aren't think and I must wake them up more days than most

[Anonymous No.10200829]

>wake up from 4th day of drinking
>no longer craving water as a hangover cure
>just craving alcohol
what does it mean, /ck/

[Anonymous No.10200902]

>>10200177
Wow, just, wow

[Anonymous No.10200903]

Goddamn I hate the heartburn that comes with alcoholism. My esophagus must be so fucking damaged.

[Anonymous No.10200905]

>>10195109
You've never been with her?

[Anonymous No.10200906]

>>10200829
idk dude but its funny as shit that everything below 20% is now water.

[Anonymous No.10200936]

>>10200906
>everything below 20% is now water.

[Anonymous No.10201183]

>>10200936
Damn man I spent a whole day drinking rum and singing pirate songs. It was fun.

[Anonymous No.10201249]

>tfw withdrawals
should have tapered
but i drank it all
now i dont know where i am

[Anonymous No.10201353]

i've been up all night niggas. was at a couple different bars with a buddy. got some blow. shut down the bar with the employees and had good time. came home around 5am and finished off my blow. finished off my whisky. now what? my new roommate must think im insane.

[Anonymous No.10201371]

[Anonymous No.10201398]

>>10200105
Nobody holds the back of their heads, why don't you try googling it instead of asking here. No-one knows what you are talking about.

[Anonymous No.10201403]

<wrecked a car in a ditch
>dont care really
>still drinking
>people are screaming

hey uh, I'm pleasently drunk, should I stop? Nah. I'll pick up the car tomorrow. Lol

[Anonymous No.10201407]

>>10201403
pics of car in ditch lel

[Anonymous No.10201537]

How long did you guys drink for? I drank a twelve pack a night for 8 years. Drove drunk just about every single night in that 8 year period. Never got a DUI, but I almost drove into a street pole at 60 mph. I wish I died. I’m sober now but I’m so close to falling back.

[Anonymous No.10201552]

>>10201537
I don't really know, it's been a blur as cliche as that sounds.

[Anonymous No.10201558]

>>10201552
How do you not know? Give me an estimate

[Anonymous No.10201575]

>>10201558
Well this last stretch of boozing has been maybe two years of 750-1500ml a day?
Before that it was less consistent drinking and more drug use.

[Anonymous No.10201591]

>>10201575
Does your dick still work? Do you still get morning wood?

[Anonymous No.10201599]

>>10201591
Yeah, why?
Works fine most of the time. Unless I hit that upper 1500ml level then it falls short of it's bloodflow goals.

[Anonymous No.10201613]

I went sober for a year and got ultra instinct

[Anonymous No.10201622]

>>10201599
I don’t know if mine still does and I’m trying to figure out what’s normal. Before I stopped drinking I would wake up drenched in sweat and erections just weren’t firm. Now that I stopped the night sweats have pretty much disappeared, but erections haven’t quite bounced back. I’ve been reading up and testicular atrophy from alcoholism is real and it matches my symptoms.

[Anonymous No.10201625]

>>10201599
Why do you drink? I did because of self esteem issues; I’m unfortunate looking.

[Anonymous No.10201631]

>>10201622
Hmmm, mine are only firm if I am at the lower limit of my drinking 750ml.

>>10201625
I like to be intoxicated.
Always been an addict since I was 12-13 and would steal pain pills.


You can't be that bad looking though, r-right?

[Anonymous No.10201646]

>>10201631
I don’t even know what I really look like anymore. I will only look at myself in one mirror in my bathroom because I look ok in it. When I catches glimpses of myself in other mirrors my bad features are somehow more noticeable. I don’t think I’ve been in a picture in about five years so I have no way to judge there.

[Anonymous No.10201653]

>>10195885
Red wine? Some people are just intolerant... could be the sulphites, tannins, oak, who knows.

[Anonymous No.10201731]

Ah good, there is a thread about it on here.
Turned 21 recently and have started an interest in drinking.
I've had like 2/3 beers when I was younger and have had sips of wine and stuff, but never really had much of an interest until now. Went drinking on my birthday but I actually didn't drink that much (I had a shot, two big cans, and a mixed drink), I can't even recall the exact names of the drinks I had.

Anyways, useless context aside, what are some good beers?

I tried Redd's and Rolling Rock yesterday, Redd's was okay and recommended to me as "beer for people who don't like beer", and admittedly I only tried Rolling Rock because of the AVGN, it's not the worst thing I've had, but not that great either compared to what I've had so far. So far I haven't gotten drunk, but I do like the buzzed feeling.

[Anonymous No.10201761]

>>10201731
Yuengling
The longest running beer company in america for a reason.

[Anonymous No.10201828]

>>10201761
Okay, thanks, I'll definitely look into trying it.

[Anonymous No.10201870]

>>10201828
If not Modelo, or Dos Equis (the darker ones).

Modelo and yuengling are great.

[Anonymous No.10202146]

>tfw withdrawals
>found 50ml of liquor
wew

[Anonymous No.10202156]

>>10202146
Gods be praised!

[Anonymous No.10202169]

>>10199013
are you my accounting teacher

[Anonymous No.10202212]

>>10197818
>>10197638
Switch to tequila. Hangovers are less intense. Tequila is the only alcohol that doesn’t give me hangovers

[Anonymous No.10202279]

>so poor from alcoholism that I'm sitting here dipping dollar store crackers in a mixture of ketchup and mayo
Where did it all go so wrong

[Anonymous No.10202306]

>>10202279
>not being smart enough to go to soup places and snatching the free crackers by the condiments.

[Anonymous No.10202309]

>>10202279
Buy beans, sambal and rice next time.

[Anonymous No.10202383]

>being sober enough to eat
lucky

[Anonymous No.10202388]

>>10202383
I ran out of money to spend on alcohol.

[Anonymous No.10202395]

>>10202388
>not using credit until you fuck yourself over even harder
cmon son

[Anonymous No.10202415]

>>10202383
>being sober
the fuck?

[Anonymous No.10202422]

>>10200181
It's all of that + spending all day with basically a small retard that doesn't understand or care about anything you say but also will not ever leave you alone or let you sit down and relax for 5 consecutive minutes. Add house cleaning, laundry, the never ending battle to get him to eat something instead of throwing food all over the floor. Not even joking, I sold my gun a few months back because I was getting worried I might shoot myself in a moment of weakness.

[Anonymous No.10202431]

>>10201403
Stop driving now, dude. you'll get caught eventually, everyone does, and when you do it's horrendous. I heard that the average drink driver drives sloshed hundreds of times before being caught. I did so for about a decade. Then got caught twice, narrowly avoided prison and now might never get my license back.

[Anonymous No.10202434]

>>10202395
I'm already badly in debt, man. I think I'll pass.

[Anonymous No.10202437]

>>10201613
What do you mean? I'd be fascinated to see how a year of sobriety would affect me. I've spent every moment of my adult life either drunk, or withdrawing/with the brainfog of PAWS. I legit have no idea what it feels like/what I'd be like were I to be totally unaffected by poison.

[Anonymous No.10202444]

>>10200721
damn guys it looks like Ben Affleck is one of us

[Anonymous No.10202448]

>>10201731
>>10201828
/alcohol/ not /alcoholic/

[Anonymous No.10202484]

>>10200721
>>10202444
I guess this happens when you drink too much he-brew

[Anonymous No.10202677]

Finally got my insurance shit in the mail. Guess i have to go and get my liver tested again. Probably at cirrhosis level

[Anonymous No.10202730]

>>10202448
I'm sorry?

[Anonymous No.10202959]

>>10202730
>Turned 21 recently
>started an interest in drinking
>I've had like 2/3 beers when I was younger
>have had sips of wine
>what are some good beers?
>So far I haven't gotten drunk
This thread is for alcoholics, not for discussion of alcohol. Take advice on alcohol from people here and you'll simply find advice on how to get as drunk as you can as cheaply as possible, with as little chance of dying as possible. Nothing fun about it. You're about as far from being alcoholic as is conceivably possible. There are loads of threads on /ck/ discussing alcohol generally.

[Anonymous No.10202970]

>>10202959
Oh my apologies, guess I should've checked the whole catalog and not just click the first thread I saw.
I don't go to /ck/ often, but the thought popped up to check here when I wanted to ask my question.
Anyways, my bad.
At least I ended up getting an answer out of it in the end.

[Anonymous No.10203025]

Anyone here have confirmed cirrhosis? I'm really scared of it

[Anonymous No.10203036]

>>10199928
doesn't even get hangovers

[Anonymous No.10203681]

>>10203025
just fatty liver. with which i was diagnosed years ago, was told i'd soon get cirrhosis if i didn't stop drinking. so i did. for a month. and haven't had it checked since because it's too terrifying. i'm sure it'll all end well.