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if you could compel a world-class chef to be your personal servant for 1 year and prepare all your meals for you and your guests, who would you choose and why?

srs question, actually

>> No.10192736

>>10192729
Do I get to have secks too?

>> No.10192748

>>10192736
no. but they couldn't do anything or complain if you pulled your dick out sometimes like Louis C.K.

>> No.10192775
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ANYONE WHO POSTS BELOW ME IS A FAGGOT

>> No.10193284

>>10192729
Jiro, just so I could see the pain in his face for making all that free fish and rice

>> No.10193298

probably Ben Shewry that guy seems to have some form of autism

>> No.10193312
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>>10192729
She can service me in the bedroom.

>> No.10193318

Nigella, because she would make really good versions of normal food instead of these weird hoity toity touches.

>> No.10193346

>>10192729
>>10193284
this, imagine all the shit posting you could do as well

>> No.10193362

>>10192729

gordon ramsey, i'd force him to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich every day, and every day, it has to be better than it was the day before.

after 365 iterations of the pb&j, i'd feel that ramsey had done something really good for the world. and because i forced him to do it, it'd really be me that did it.

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this guy, though it's not too big a stretch to satisfy your criteria OP, he's doing 95% of my cooking now

>> No.10193494

>>10192729
Probably Gordon Ramsey, but I wouldn't have him prepare anything. He would be there to yell at me as I cook.

>> No.10194141

>>10192748
and i could pull my pants down and sit on their belly and fart on their belly?

>> No.10194777

The master of Knorr® Stockpots™
Marco Pierre White.

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>>10192729
Blumenthal. I love the spectate more than the food.

>> No.10195733

I would choose any educator-level chef and have them teach me everything they know about food and food prep. It'd be like free culinary school

>> No.10195761
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>>10192729
Gordon Ramsay. I'd make him intentionally cook bad food, the kind of stuff he detests, and when he serves it to me, I'll berate him for cooking such a meal. Then I'd throw it in the bin and tell him I'm going to go get something actually worth eating: a McChicken.

>> No.10195808

>>10193312
She would be my toilet

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Alton brown I liked his TV show

>> No.10195904

>>10192729
Bourdain.

>hide extremely potent speedballs all over kitchen
>when he asks me tell him it's just weak cocaine
>yell at him until the stress finally gets to him
>he decides to relapse
>guess what motherfucker? that's heroin

He overdoses and the world is a better place.

>> No.10195996

>>10192729

Mario Batali. He seems like a bro and I dig his style.

>> No.10196005

Why wouldn't I use the opportunity to learn under some great cooks?

>> No.10196052

Unironically Chef John. He always makes dank stuff, regardless of if it's from his own creation or not. It it would be awesome to have him has a chef to make me foods and chill out with.

>> No.10196070

>>10192729
EASY. Chef Paul Bocuse, who sadly passed away a month ago.

>> No.10196078

If we can have fictional chefs then I would choose Anatole from the PG Woodhouse novels

>> No.10196080
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her, though hr big head might get on my nerves after a while, but that would be quite a while, me thinks

>> No.10196087

Nude Muse Cooking

>> No.10196187
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>> No.10196201

I would pick my own chef. I love him like a father. He’s not world class but American class.

My first though was Batali but I really don’t want to gain 150 pounds in a year

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RAW FISH

NICE AND OVEPRICED

>> No.10196381

That weird French guy on YouTube who makes ramen, mostly so we could just make weird shit together.

>> No.10196418

Rick Bayless desu

>> No.10196454
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>>10194141
what the hell is wrong with you?

>> No.10196470

>>10195761
tell him to find the lamb sauce and laugh for a year as he scrambles to find it.

>> No.10196482

mario is a meme chef

>> No.10196491

Guy Fieri... and servant doesnt just mean for food

>> No.10196552
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10196552

I wish he was my grandpa

>> No.10196926
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Andrew Zimmern

If you try it and you hate it, you hate it.

But if you don't dare to try things and stay in your little bubble then you're a boring son of a bitch condemned to a life time of tendies.

>> No.10196961

Paul Cunningham. Seems like a cool guy and his food looks really nice.

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Because I want to live deliciously.

>> No.10197749

>>10196552
my lord and savior