why cant women cook?

[Anonymous No.10188241]

>hard day of work
>on my way home stuck in traffic really getting hungry, maybe thinking of grabing something on the way
>text gf that I will come home now
>.... there will be food anon :)
>wtf.jpg usually I cook all the time
>ask her if the food will be ready once I arrive at home
>....I already started anon :)
>arrive at home and give my gf a kiss and tell her I love her
>get my plate of love back

[Anonymous No.10188258]

Is that barley?

[Anonymous No.10188259]

A plate of grapenuts?

[Anonymous No.10188261]

hmmm, looks de-li-cious ..
joking aside, wtf is that mushy mess ?

[Anonymous No.10188262]

>>10188241
that's the saddest meatball I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.10188264]

at least she loves you enough to make you food in an effort to gain appreciation, and respect

[Anonymous No.10188276]

>>10188264
I said that to here too.

Btw pic related is a big plate of overcooked buckwheat

[Anonymous No.10188278]

>>10188264
really ?
coming from a 8 year old kid learning how to cook, maybe .. but we're talking about a grown ass women here .. borderline disrespectful. i would throw that shit in the dump right in front of her and call a pizza delivery.

[Anonymous No.10188323]

>gf makes him food
>he eats it at his computer desk
Are you a cuckold?

[Anonymous No.10188324]

>>10188264
No this is inexcusable, if you think this little of women something is fucking wrong, cooking is like reading it is a fucking life skill

[Anonymous No.10188326]

>>10188264
Every adult should know how to cook, even simple stuff.

[Anonymous No.10188335]

>>10188264
I agree with this. We're not living in the 1900s anymore. If she can't cook it's no shame. A man can always cook.

[Anonymous No.10188348]

>>10188326
exactly, this would be pathetic from any person but just because its a woman le neckbeards are coming out

[Anonymous No.10188350]

>>10188278
>t. has never had a girlfriend

[Anonymous No.10188364]

>>10188350
>t. women are only worth dating for their holes

[Anonymous No.10188369]

>>10188324
>>10188326
I must disagree with you. Even if it was not the most delicious, or appetizing dish at least she took the time to consider you, and make you food. I could see how you could take offense to it if she literally put no effort into it.

[Anonymous No.10188370]

My mommy was a really good cook and my grandma is good at cooking too.

[Anonymous No.10188376]

>>10188364
>ive never had a girlfriend because i wham bam and dont even say "thank you, ma'am" cuz im epic like that

[Anonymous No.10188377]

Guaranteed if that slopovshit had been prepared by a dude, everyone would shit on him.

[Anonymous No.10188383]

>>10188377
I agree its not the most appetizing thing ever conceived, but my greatest concern is the idea. Someone just go ahead, and post the pasta. You know the one im talking about.

[Anonymous No.10188388]

>>10188369
i think more of their point is that cooking is a life skill that their gf clearly doesnt possess. OP smooches her and says he loves her and thats a positive relationship enough but its clearly slop. arguing two different points here

[Anonymous No.10188391]

>>10188364
Wtf are you even trying to say? do you know how to use the "t." meme properly or are you another newfaggot that memes but doesnt know what they are?

[Anonymous No.10188413]

>>10188369
you realize that you are treating her like a little child or a retard when you compliment her for creating something so shitty right?

[Anonymous No.10188433]

>>10188413
where the fuck are the compliments in this thread?
you faggots any your implied shit that isnt even a part of the conversation
no one is defending her cooking in this thread

seriously there is nothing more pathetic than faggots who just hate on women for no good reason

[Anonymous No.10188443]

>>10188433
I'm hating on her shitty cooking skills.

[Anonymous No.10188446]

>>10188413
i do agree. i'm no fan of living as a fool, but it does not mean you have be a little bitch about it.

[Anonymous No.10188447]

>>10188443
yes im sure its because she cooked bad
not because its a she

[Anonymous No.10188457]

>>10188447
I shit on anyone, it makes no difference to me.

[Anonymous No.10188469]

Your gf probably cooks like mine, I don't blame you. Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

[Anonymous No.10188474]

>>10188457
yes im sure youre an asshole full of hate

[Anonymous No.10188486]

>>10188474
You seem pretty butthurt.

Shit cooking is shit cooking. And there's no excuse for a grown adult to not know how to cook.

[Anonymous No.10188491]

>>10188486
>lol u mad
fucking childish, go back to facebook or where ever you came from

[Anonymous No.10188494]

>>10188491
Well, you clearly are mad.

[Anonymous No.10188495]

>>10188469
Yikes

[Anonymous No.10188500]

>>10188494
>using curse words means hes mad
again, fucking childish

[Anonymous No.10188510]

>>10188500
Just look at your replies, you clearly are literally shaking right now.

[Anonymous No.10188513]

>>10188510
im not mad t.b.h. im just trying to talk shit to some faggot refugee from r/mgtow

[Anonymous No.10188525]

>>10188513
>r/mtgow

Why is it so hard for you to comprehend that just because someone shits on a girl's cooking skills, that doesn't make him a woman hating fag.

Are you that ideologically detached?

Grab a cup of tea and don't lurk any board for a while.

[Anonymous No.10188540]

>>10188525
>hur whhy u tink me h8 wmen? not liek thred wud emplie dat!
jesus dude look at the subject matter and the website
this site is full of faggots who hate women
so you posting in this thread, you being a faggot wouldnt be a huge leap of the imagination
and im sure im right about your faggot ass LOL

[Anonymous No.10188551]

>>10188391
Not that guy, but your butthurt is showing. Better cry to your bull

[Anonymous No.10188570]

>>10188551
>Not that guy

[Anonymous No.10188592]

>>10188570

[Anonymous No.10188599]

>>10188592
>posts randum screenshot
im convinced, youre not a faggot

[Anonymous No.10188757]

>>10188241

Can OP explain what that is?

[Anonymous No.10188796]

>>10188469
I don't know why, but this pasta gets me every time.
>>10188241
Barely anyone can cook these days unless they're doing so for some sort of meme diet. That's pretty pathetic though.

[Anonymous No.10189267]

>>10188757
Its a meat ball and dry buckwheat

[Anonymous No.10189460]

>>10188241


What is this even supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.10189465]

>>10188241
>texting while driving
Hope she laced it with arsenic too

[Anonymous No.10189525]

>>10188540
whos the mad faggot now? Checkmate

[Anonymous No.10189704]

>>10189267

Looks shithouse, why are all these nerds saying "at least she tried". Even a low effort stir fry with frozen veggies and chicken would be miles better than this, an adult who can't throw together a basic meal is a failure and should be ridiculed as such

[Anonymous No.10189715]

Cooking is skilled work, it requires creativity and technical ability, therefore it is best suited for men. Women are only good for sex and light, unskilled manual labor like mopping floors or scrubbing toilets.

[Anonymous No.10189744]

even pasta made with jarred sauce alone would show more effort and probably be tastier desu

[Anonymous No.10189746]

>>10188469
Not too sure how i feel about this.

[Anonymous No.10189757]

>>10188241
Should have gotten a trap gf

[Anonymous No.10189765]

>>10188469

[Anonymous No.10189770]

>>10188469
Nice copypasta

[Anonymous No.10189791]

>>10188433

>this guy white-knighting some rando bitch who can't cook

the state of /ck/

[Anonymous No.10190957]

>>10188469
such rare pasta, I don't even care that it's a little stale