Al/ck/ thread

[Anonymous No.10184976]

Old thread >>10178414

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[Anonymous No.10185145]

im drunk n

[Anonymous No.10185185]

You can do it boys I use to drink a 5th of Jim beam every day more on the weekends for 2 years when I was 20 to 22 but one day I just stopped. I still drink on the weekends 25 now it's pretty good waking up fresh in the morning to go to work ect. When I did stop I didn't even have withdrawals. But to be honest I didn't even know what withdrawals was untill I came to Al/CK/

[Anonymous No.10185202]

>>10185185

>you can do it boys
>i used to drink a little when i was a kid and i'm still a kid and i don't really know anything other than what i've read here

T-thanks...

[Anonymous No.10185400]

>>10185185
happy to hear you were able to find a reasonable medium with your drinking. i think a lot of "college drinkers" are in the same boat. unfortunately, i'm becoming increasingly convinced that for me personally, moderation is not an option.

[Anonymous No.10185443]

Tried this?

[Anonymous No.10185594]

>>10185185
wow 2 whole years, please share more of your wisdom

also you're lying about how much you drank. also nobody gives a shit what someone who was an "alcoholic" from 20 to 22 has to say

[Anonymous No.10185613]

>Hangovers not being enough of a deterrent from alcoholism

Do you not get hungover when you drink daily?

[Anonymous No.10185951]

>>10185613
Hangsover turn into WD and then WD makes you need to drink more to function.

[Anonymous No.10185967]

>Only drank 5 bottles of vodka so far this month

We gonna make it

[Anonymous No.10186019]

My shits are a mystery every day. How can I possibly poop this much.

I need to go to the doctor. Fuck.

[chop No.10186050]

>>10185967
That's 4+ days to a bottle.
Practically nothing by the standards of these threads. Good job, man.

[Anonymous No.10186056]

>>10186050
Shut up namefaggot. No one wants the support of a ego driven idiot.

[Anonymous No.10186057]

How bad is a 12 pack a day. This is essentially what I drink and I'm beginning to feel it impact my health.

[chop No.10186059]

>>10186056
Fine. Kill yourself then. I don't fucking care.

[Anonymous No.10186065]

Le 14 and drunk af xD hows it hanging fellow al/ck/oholics???

[Anonymous No.10186139]

>>10186057
About middle of the pack for an alcoholic

I drink about 10 standard drinks of vodka on any given weekday and 15 on Friday and Saturday

[Anonymous No.10186283]

Who else here /looklikeshit/

>red puffy face
>need a haircut/shave
>mostly work from home no need to get dressed up or look nice most days
>local bars in walking distance starting to act like judgemental assholes

i fucking hate bartenders. like 1/3rd of the population has an alcohol misuse disorder. Dont' give me shit about drinking my drinks fast.

[Anonymous No.10186444]

>>10186283
Sober for three weeks so at the moment, no not at all.
I look better than I have in years actually.
But ask me in a day or two and we'll see. Usually the skin just starts to fall off after a day or two into a bender and all my weird, for now groomed, facial hair makes its comeback.

[Anonymous No.10186475]

>>10186283
>red puffy face
>need a haircut/shave
yup
>work
>bars
nope
I am the NEET

[Anonymous No.10186528]

Anyone else have to get plastered before they go to sleep or else they'll get horrible nightmares?

The nightmares I have are usually accusatory or humiliating in nature

[Anonymous No.10186545]

>>10186528
I was sorta like that. It was more of the fact that I wouldn't sleep if i didn't drink and I would just lay there, fall asleep for 3 minutes, wake up terrified for whatever reason. Repeat for hours.

Had a cool dream I was in some resistance army fighingt communists. My grandpa was the gunny sgt or something.

[Anonymous No.10186554]

>>10185594
You're right haha actually I meant a 5th of a bottle, no way someone could down a whole bottle o' that!

[Sage No.10186564]

>trip acid Saturday
>drink a 12 pack in 8 hours
Fun!

[Anonymous No.10186575]

>>10186564
sounds like a bad comedown

[Anonymous No.10186598]

>>10186575
Not him, but I find alcohol helps me during the comedown of psychedelic trips

[Anonymous No.10186635]

>>10186554
that's like two glasses of red wine
that sounds healthy actually

[Anonymous No.10186636]

best song about alcoholism/written by an alcoholic?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=malJUMz2A9Y

This one doesn't necessarily directly reference alcoholism, but I gotta wonder if it has it's references

The whole place is dark
Every light on this side of the town
Suddenly it all went down
Now we'll all be brothers of the fossil fire of the sun
Now we will all be sisters of the fossil blood of the moon

Molina was one of the good ones. Pic unrelated. Some tacos i ate in san diego.

[Anonymous No.10186652]

>>10185594
You do know there are some people on here who are 20-24 and have been addicts and alcks for 4-10 years already at that young age.
I can even think of a few off the top of my head.

[Anonymous No.10186656]

>>10186652
I don't really get the alcoholic pissing contests.

Once you get WD's once, it really doesn't matter how much it took you to get there. Once you hook a fish, it's still on the line.

[Anonymous No.10186658]

My applejack turned out well. One of my four gallon batches stopped bubbling early. So its a little sweet. 120 Proof on a first run is stong.

[Anonymous No.10186661]

>>10185967
Good job anon , keep up the good work.
>>10186283
>bags under my eyes have reached critical levels of "I look like I got punched in the face"
>Haircut and shave is decent
>Red tortured skin with acne from all the sweating but I picked it to death and now I got these trendy scabs
>I haven't dressed up in so long , I look like I dug rejected clothes from goodwill out of the trash

[Anonymous No.10186668]

>>10186658
how is everything you own clean

[Anonymous No.10186678]

>>10186528
Man I have been starting to have the accusatory ones recently.
Last night:
>fall asleep
>random stuff I don't remember, then suddenly
>Random Aunt of mine berating me for leaving beer cans under the back porch
>how did she even know
>suddenly we are in the house
>REMEMBER WHEN YOU SHOUTED AT YOUR GRANDMOTHER HOW DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN I SHOUT AT YOU
>wtf how did she know I raised my voice to her
>Suddenly friend shows up
>"I am very disappointed in you for smoking dope in your house when you should be saving that money"
>How does every know what I have been doing
>Why is everyone I know and love berating me for being a fuck up
>"wake up"
>Now people are standing over the couch hitting me, telling me to stop sleeping all day and I look like drunken shit
>feel physical pain
>Wake up for real this time
>still on couch but no-one around
>puddle of sweat and nervous to fall back asleep
>look at clock
>only asleep for 35-40minutes

[Anonymous No.10186692]

>>10186668
Well the pot didnt seal and it sprayed steaming hot ghetto cider everywhere. Ive been cleaning it up for awhile now.

[Anonymous No.10186694]

>>10186656
I don't like the alcoholic pissing contests either but to say that people 20-22 cant be alcks or that their experiences and advice doesn't matter is dumb.
I doubt that many people are larpers on here, maybe 10% at most.

Not that I am supporting
>>10185185
or anything.
Only reason I disregard his post is
>look at how much I can drink and not get wds
> Al/CK/ ?

[Anonymous No.10186702]

just got to the liquor store 3 minutes before close. got 12 x phoenix beers from mauritius ... tell you what man they aren't fucking bad. $11 a 6 pack in aus is almost giving the shit away and it's at least 430000x better than american corn brew.

Leipzig / Napoli on TV, 4 more hours to drink 12 beers. It's ok.

[Anonymous No.10186775]

>>10186636
My favorite is chris stapletton - was it 26

[Anonymous No.10186848]

The 'lism waxes and wanes with me. So many rock bottoms, DUI, gout, falling down the stairs, disappointing so many people and being absentee from work...

I should stop, but I just don't want to. Drank all Tuesday, and Wednesday morning was tearing out carpet in a flooded basement. Co-workers said that I was just reeking of booze from the sweat and exhaling. Didn't drink last night, and somehow slept pretty well without waking up in a pool of sweat and having the night hag visit. Had half a light beer this morning, probably will have a vodka red bull before cleaning my mother's house before she gets picked up from the airport today.

I don't want off this ride, but I should.

[Anonymous No.10187080]

>>10184976
I drink for 1 year like 4-5 days of the week. On weekends I get drunk in the club, weekdays I drink about 2 sixpacks of (german) beer.

>predestined to be an alcoholic by genetics

[Anonymous No.10187087]

>>10186528
Here. Man last 2 weeks I had such nightmares, I coudlnt even sleep. I unironically thought there were ghosts or some shit

[Anonymous No.10187102]

>>10185613
I get hungover, but then after the hangover I'm like okay let's drink more

[Anonymous No.10187132]

>>10186528
I've been getting them when I stop drinking more than anything.
>day 4
>horrible nightmares ending
>very foggy mornings
>but getting clearer each day

I've already lost so many friends to drinking,
now I'll lose more to not drinking

It's a lonely crossroad but I'm happier for trying to get better then be a lovable drunk

[Anonymous No.10187143]

>>10185613
>suffer through the hangover until around 12pm
>Go eat "lunch"
>Down 4 beers before I even order food
>Finally not sick and I can eat, drink another 4 while eating slowly
>8 beers and sandwhich with fries is 25 dollars before tip.
>buy a twelve pack on the way home, shitpost

Western Pennsylvania hangover recovery in a nutshell. The beer is so cheap and everyone is an alcoholic in the rust belt. It's like accepted.

[Anonymous No.10187162]

Caught a flu last Thursday, turned into pneumonia, haven't drunk or smoked since.

I'm so fucking on edge bros.

[Anonymous No.10187170]

So I'm new here, can anyone tell me about the withdrawals you keep talking about?

I am currently 24, started drinking at 14, at 18 no social gathering of mine was sober, and the last 2 years I am pretty much on a banter, sometimes I take days off, but mostly I don't, most of my past few years I've been drunk, tho I have some control over it, I have a good job, and live with my gf, she's mostly not okay with me drinking, but I am harmless when I drink.
TLDR I drank almost everyday for 4 to 5 years, no WD. Tho my hangovers have gotten way worse than it used to be.

[Anonymous No.10187187]

Any other alckys have problems getting sick all the time? Got a bad cold twice this year already and now I have the flu. Shit sucks upside is I dont even feel like drinking atm. Might just stop now while I can only had 2 beers at night over the last 3 days only cause I was worried of wds.

[Anonymous No.10187202]

>>10187187
>flu
Y-you have influenza?

[Anonymous No.10187203]

>>10187170
I'm in a similar situation. Almost 26, good job and live with my gf. WD's are often something you will miss.

For me it all starts with the fear. It's just sheer terror of existing sober. You'll feel detatched, constantly on edge and maybe experience panic attacks or brain zaps, like sudden moments of being hyper-aware and it's all horror.

Then come the sweats. Your forehead will get drops of sweat on, probably get pit stains and swamp ass, but you'll be sorta cold at the same time.

I don't get the shakes really, but I will feel weak. I'm a big binger, I'll crush tons of booze from friday to monday, and then recover and do it all over gain.

I'm working on cutting it out though. The WD's are not worth it, but you're brain tricks you when you're sober that they're not that bad because everything is so boring.

Pay attention to the hangovers. When you start getting the fear, it's too late. You don't want to get there. Hang in there.

[Anonymous No.10187245]

>>10187203
yeah, being afraid of sobriety is probably the number one indicator that you're an addict. pretty much applies to any drug. even when i sober up for a few days, i'm still stringing my intoxication along with weed, or if i'm lucky, benzos. the line between using other drugs to assist with WDs and using other drugs to ignore reality can get pretty hazy, another thing to watch out for. trading vices is much easier than giving them up.

[Anonymous No.10187269]

Last week i bought a car, so i got 50 months of debt, cause college starts next week.
Drove the car home, drove it into my house, cause the clutch had a problem, obviously I only discovered that after crashing, now i have debt, more debt from the mechanic, and am going to lose maybe the first month of classes
Worst part, i wasn't even drunk when i crashed

[Anonymous No.10187370]

>>10187269
>Worst part, i wasn't even drunk when i crashed
No excuses desu.

[Anonymous No.10187377]

>>10187170
do you think you could quit for a week or two? if so, would you? WDs for me generally include:
>shakes
>anxiety
>severe insomnia
>racing heart + sweating, hot flashes and chills
>high blood pressure

and it's pretty much a given that some organ or part of my body will be in serious pain. stomach, pancreas, toes (gout), etc. shitting is miserable. i've only experienced the very beginning of DTs, because when i think i'm starting to experience them, i start drinking. anyway, it sounds like you have a stable career and personal life, so by those measures alone i'd say you're doing fine.

[Anonymous No.10187399]

>>10187370
The clutch just went full retard when I got home, the mechanic asked how I got there without crashing at every stop sign after he looked at it.

[Anonymous No.10187416]

>>10187399
>>10187269
>current year
>buying a car that's manual

[Anonymous No.10187438]

>>10187416
>not being drunk in a third world shithole

[Anonymous No.10187453]

>>10187416
automatic transmissions still have torque converters.

[Anonymous No.10187457]

Welp. I just blew another job opportunity after being fired from my brothers company 3 years ago.


Had a job lined up today to start, An crippling anxiety got the best of me an hour before I was set to start. I can't even fucking go grocery shopping during the day....I have to go at night and walk because I'm hammered.

Fucking anxiety has ruined my life....I would be making close to 80k a year if I didn't have anxiety.


It's why I drink, Why i hate myself, Why I'm poor, and soon why I'm going to be homeless.


I'm such a fucking disappointment to my family, I can't wait to eventually die of alcoholism.

[Anonymous No.10187481]

>>10186528

>Decide to sleep sober
>Lie down
>Close eyes
>Immediately get audio hallucinations
>Overhearing a thousand conversations
>Feels like a convention center
>Open eyes
>Sounds go away
>Close eyes
>Sounds come right back

If I manage to get through all that I'll have the kind of nightmares you feel in your skin when you wake up. The kind where you have to move around to get the nightmare out of you.

[Anonymous No.10187497]

>>10187416
I unironically crashed someone on 1 first gear in a car park. Also a friend crashed someone with automatic being sober.

[Anonymous No.10187500]

>>10187457
I AM IN THE SAME BOAT ANON I DRINK BECAUSE OF SOCIAL ANXIETY SINCE I WAS FIFTEEN TILL NOW THIRTY THREE I CANNOT GET A JOB OR SOCIALISE I HAVE TO GET TIPSY TO DO NORMAL THINGS MY LIFE IS FUCKING HELL

[Anonymous No.10187539]

>>10187500
It's the worst feel man.

I'm 29 and have had severe social anxiety since about 17. I had a job where I had literally zero human interaction outside of telling a few kids once or twice a month to fuck off (I was a security guard at my brothers towing business overnight). Got caught at work drunk about a dozen times before my brother finally shitcanned me

Was making serious cash because my brother felt bad for me and he is rich as fuck. Was making 58K a year to sit in a fucking singlewide and watch 20 cameras for 12hrs a day. I could even play video games and jerk off and I still squandered that opportunity because I couldn't stay sober for 12 fucking hours. Because of how much his business has grown I would probably be making close to 80k a year if I hadn't fucked that up

[Anonymous No.10187592]

>>10187539

>because I couldn't stay sober for 12 fucking hours

I'm not gonna lie, that is a lot to ask.

[Anonymous No.10187618]

>>10187592
It's fucking hard when you're an alcoholic, I would literally pour sweat...shake...crippling anxiety.

I had a few courage drinks each day in the trailer then that turned into just getting flat out hammered.

I miss that job....

Too bad my brother would never give it back to me, I've tried asking.

[Anonymous No.10187711]

Now down to only 375ml a day, no longer need the extra 100ml bottle in the morning. just want it.
If I can consistently drink only 375ml a day I think I'll just stay that way instead of going any lower.
Now that the racing heart and 75% of the sleeplessness and nightmares are gone away,
All I am dealing with is profuse sweating and overheating, shaking and the normal intensity of cravings.
No fear and minimal worrying too, as long as I get to drink that sweet pint of vodka.

Been trying to clean/work around the house and find new hobbies to keep occupied.

As long as I don't get the heart palpitations/racing heart doesnt come back, and my sleep keeps improving, then I think I will make be able to just drink a respectable amount each day.

First time I have felt hope instead of despair,in longer than I can remember.

Also
>I am running out of ideas on things to clean/ new hobby ideals

Any suggestions?
What do yall do to keep the boredom at bay and stay busy?
If I get inactive I go right back downhill.
Idle hands are the devil's playground

[Anonymous No.10187719]

Anyone got bags under eyes from drinking? I wonder if they will go away if I stop.

[Anonymous No.10187773]

>>10187719
I do terribly right now, I look like I just got into a full 12round boxing match.
All I know is that you can limit them with
>proper hydration
extra water to metabolize all the alcohol
>proper sleep hygiene
lol good luck as an alck but hey it's important
>proper nutrition
If you cant stomach eating that much fruits n vegetables, just take a multivitamin to supplement what you can eat
>proper skin care
Rinse off your sweaty face with some water sometimes and take breaks away from the computer screen sometimes.

Water is #1 on the list, Alcohol ravages the body of its hydration.
Puffy red cheeks can stretch out the skin around your upper cheeks and give you a gaunt black undereye look.

If you drink ultra-bottom shelf liquor in excess without proper hydration than you have a recipe for disaster for your face. All the surviving impurities in the cheapo alcohol need even more water than normal to metabolize.
So your body gets a fucked up look when it is low on water.

[Anonymous No.10187802]

>>10187481
The nightmares suck, but the horrific things I see in the dark with my eyes open are far worse.

[Anonymous No.10187850]

>>10187802

I get that shit too. Sleeping the the dark is comfy but initially I have to sleep with my ceiling light on.

[Anonymous No.10188038]

>>10187711
Just get into guns, it's a new thing to clean and a hobby.

[Anonymous No.10188059]

>>10187202
Yup whole family has it.

[Anonymous No.10188073]

>>10188038
I was saving up for new guns, as I made the horrible mistake of selling them for cash while drunk. This is the third time I have collected guns and something happened and I lost them all. Except this is the first time it was absolutely my fault.

[Anonymous No.10188096]

I wish I felt like doing anything when I'm sober. I've just been lazing around watching the ESA marathon and twitch and sleeping for the last 5 days

[Anonymous No.10188119]

>>10184976
Fuckin got a bottle of nikolai two days ago, talked on the phone with my alchi uncle, stupid females, girlfriend, and wrote 3 pages of junk and ranted on my audio recording for an hour.

good night. bottles about gone now, but it was a success.

[Anonymous No.10188136]

>>10187719
i would like to say probably. old, old alcoholics have that tell tale bloated face and that might be a similar thing.

anyway thats just my thoughts. my biggest issue is chapped lips even with obsessive 1:1 water alcohol ratio. theyre disgusting. luckily for me ive been cutting back to (mostly) trying to do friday/sat. drinking and my lips are back to normal.

[Anonymous No.10188151]

>>10188059
shiiit I'm pretty paranoid about getting it this year. Did you get a vaccine?

[Anonymous No.10188366]

>>10188059
Nope I never have. My mom got the vaccine and she was the first one to get it and ended up spreading it too all of us.

[Anonymous No.10188384]

>>10187187
haven't been sick in years

[Anonymous No.10188397]

>>10187203
I got the fear before any other WD symptom

[Anonymous No.10188407]

>>10188119
Nikolai burns. At least go Burnett's. It's almost as good as Smirnoff.

[Anonymous No.10188421]

>>10188407

Nah, get Seagram's. It's around the same price as Burnett's and superior to Smirnoff.

[Anonymous No.10188423]

>>10188384
Do you spend all of your time at home? I guess NEETs don't get ill often

[Anonymous No.10188473]

>>10188423
At my current job I have been in direct contact with other people almost every day for at least the last year and a half.

[Anonymous No.10188601]

>9th day sober
>explosive diarrhoea for one week as of today. on the elusive occasion that i do sleep, i'm woken by the latest imminent anal detonation
make
it
stop

[Anonymous No.10188651]

1.75l anon here.
I’ve been away/ lurking for a while because for some reason my wireless carrier’s internet had been banned.
I’ve managed to cut it down to a little more than 1l/ day during the past month, but mornings are incredibly rough, it only takes me six hours tops to go into DTs, so if I get any sleep at all I’m a complete wreck in the morning/ can’t drink quickly enough to stabilize without lots of throwing up for about an hour.
I’m feeling decent about life lately, though.

[Anonymous No.10188668]

>>10188601
did u shit when u drank too? when will i have a normal shit again send help

[Anonymous No.10188698]

>>10188407
>drinking anything that costs more than 9 dollars

[Anonymous No.10188770]

>>10188651
>>10188651
>be me last week
>all settled in in my new home
>drunk and having a nice day, out and about, around 1:30pm
>see bunch of employees behind a restaurant on a cigarette break
>walk past
>have sudden “you know what, fuck it” moment
>turn around and approach them, ask if they’re hiring
>”you know what, hang on a minute let me see what’s up”
>score impromptu interview with manager
>list references that are YEARS old, but am knowledgeable enough about the service industry that I get hired on the spot
>worked my first two days, and all anyone there does is smoke dudeLMAO all day (including manager), and they close at 3:00pm so I get my day to myself
>everyone there loves me because I bust ass and the manager is already speaking of promoting me because of shit I’ve fixed/ streamlined/ taught dumber employees
The only downside is I already sweat BUCKETS and working in a kitchen doesn’t help, and I have to be very sure I keep my shakes in mind before I head in (because prep/ knife work).
But this has been a huge morale booster.
tl;dr
All I needed was anyone to give me a fucking chance, but I had to have the gall to ask for one in the first place.

[Anonymous No.10188789]

>>10188770
You earned it man, congratulations on finding work like that.

[Anonymous No.10188797]

>>10186658
I got very drunk. Both on the good stuff and the shittier tail end. But my wifes home now so alll is good.

[Anonymous No.10188831]

>>10188668
Not to the point of barely/rarely leaving the bathroom. I'm getting through 2 toilet rolls a day ffs, my ass is on fire

[Anonymous No.10188844]

Sorry for the blogposting, I just missed these threads. I really hope some you other anons are looking up.
>>10188789
Thanks dude. I’m pretty happy, and even if I get sick of this job I’ll still have a solid reference after being a NEET for almost two years.

[Anonymous No.10188867]

>>10188844
Lol that wasnt even blogposting
blogposting is typically
>terribly formatted run-on sentences
>uninteresting "how I am" rambling
>is a waste of time to read

You told the story of how you got your newest job , not your personal blog.
Quit worrying

[Anonymous No.10188907]

Bought 3 pints and 2 six packs of Asahi スーパードライ. Because I"m a weeb.

[Anonymous No.10189091]

>>10187592
>>10187539
guess it's not a bad deal being a sociopath. at least i don't have much anxiety. i drink because the increased apathy it gives me

[Anonymous No.10189171]

>tfw the one woman I'm in love with it married to my best friend


She's literally a 9/10 all around, an alcohol as well, perfect personalty, patience of ghadi, and so beautiful I stutter like a retard around her.


I ALMOST fucked up the other day when we were drinking and kissed her, Whew....Glad I didn't

[Anonymous No.10189186]

Should I finish off the rest of my meth tonight, (im well rested but most of my dopamine is depleted from the other day.)
or try and save it for 2-3 days to let my dopamine replenish some?

Kind of want to just finish it and get it over with but I don't know. I've only been up 9 hours after a 10 hour sleep.

[Anonymous No.10189206]

>>10189186
Last time I had any meth I flushed it

[Anonymous No.10189234]

Crashing at my parents place cause I'm a colossal fuckup, drinking this and arizona 50/50 iced tea.

[Anonymous No.10189239]

>>10189206
I learned how to moderate mysefl now, after having a previous 3-4 year addiction to speed. Now I get it once every 2-4 months just for a 1-3 day bit of fun

[Anonymous No.10189241]

>>10189234
i'm sure your parents are proud.

I live with my parents but I'm moving out on march 1st. Already found a place.

[Anonymous No.10189258]

>>10186636

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV-dURZIeUM

Because it's cold, scary and makes me fight it... like a bad dream.

[Anonymous No.10189307]

>>10189186
Smoke it all, Then get drunk and go out and rape a guy

[Anonymous No.10189319]

>>10189307
Okay, put my last .12 to smoke and the other 0.03 to snort.
Gonna do that and sip some grapefruitjuice n vodka

But no rape
Just gonna listen to music and try and find someone to talk to online.

[Anonymous No.10189326]

>recently started trying bourbon
>tried a few cheap decent brands to get a feel for variety
>snagged this feisty girl, sipping it straight
gonna be a comfy night

[Anonymous No.10189332]

>>10189326
is brandy a euro thing?

It is very unpopular in the states (at least to my knowledge) and is thought of as old fashioned/kinda snooty for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.10189339]

>>10189332
>>10189332
>>10189326
Jeez, I'm retarded. Thats clearly not brandy.

I'm sober too. ugh.

[Anonymous No.10189355]

>>10189332
Sounds right to me, I associate brandy mostly with my gramma, but I loved my grammas brandy.

[Anonymous No.10189358]

>>10189186
Whats it like smoking meth, I will never try it, but i've always wondered what the appeal is. Doesn't seem like people who use it have a good time.

[Anonymous No.10189384]

>>10189358
The supreme level of confidence you have makes you feel powerful and in control, plus the euphoria, it's a huge rush. Personally during the whole thing I could feel how fake it was and then I had the comedown which further solidified to me that it's poison. If the comedown doesn't hit you so hard or you bump up again to avoid it you can get hooked.

[Anonymous No.10189387]

>be at a hotel in chicago for a week on business
>all my coworkers go out every night while I just stay at the hotel bar because of anxiety
>mexican bartender remembers my drink of choice (whiskey coke) and makes it for me every time i swing over
>he barely speaks english but always delivers it with a smile
>last night here
>tip him 10 bucks and shake his hand, wish him good luck in life
That was the most human connection I’ve had in a while. I’ll miss him.

[Anonymous No.10189398]

got two bucks. contemplating whether i should buy a tallboy or a lotto ticket

[Anonymous No.10189407]

>>10189398
Definitely the ticket. Then steal the booze.

[Anonymous No.10189436]

>>10189387
I was a bartender for 5 years, had a handful of customers like you. I could see the sadness in a lot of their faces, really taught me humility. Most customers were cunts but the quiet, polite, shy customers were some of my favorites because I knew they were horribly out of their comfort zone and desperately just wanted someone to talk to, who wouldn't judge them for drinking themselves blind. I liked those customers. Most other customers were fucking cunts.

[Anonymous No.10189442]

>>10189241
Not the faggot yer yakking at, however I'm 53 and live with my parents...lol...I sold my house and moved in to help around as they are not as able as they were...I pay rent, about the same as my last mortgage - 18%...I drive a large truck to and from work 87kms...both ways...
I fix issues with the house, install what they want, shovel sno in the winter, cuts the grass in the summer...
These people, that brought you to life, only want the best for you...no less...
It's quite likely, unless you have a sister, which I don't, you will indeed either move back in with your parents for end of life care, or better, they move in with you...
Don't be ashamed of your parents, they gave you life and made you what you could potentitialy be...understanding the level of responcebility of careing for ageing parents will kick in...

[Anonymous No.10189447]

>>10189442
This is what infuriates me about the 17-22 year old faggots who say horrible things about boomers. They were our parents for fuck sake! And sacrificed everything so their shithead kids could live a better life than them.

[Anonymous No.10189463]

>>10189447
fair point, but boomers are also the ones that were the first generation to throw their own parents into nursing homes instead of providing them company at the end of their life.

My parents would never want to move in with me because my dad is real prideful, but if they wanted to or needed my help I would be fine with it.

[Anonymous No.10189470]

Been a little over a week on naltrexone now. Drinking has decreased substantially, but I still get shitfaced when I choose to do so. I've heard reports of people on the Sinclair method saying that's normal this early into the treatment, so I'm feeling OK.

In a weird situation where I want to haggle overdraft charges with my bank, but also owe that bank >$1k after a charge-off and am thus put off from calling. Afraid of, "Sorry, you owe us a fuckload of money already, can't hear your story out," followed by more pressure calls from the bank/collectors.

[Anonymous No.10189475]

>>10189442
Were you married? I'm 22, and since I got married and had a girl, I started to love my parents in a much broader and deep way. And hell, now I understand why my father was an al/ck/, recovered, but still miserable, and cheated (or, at least, tried to) on my mom, but my mom is a dominating histeric bitch (ask your father, he will surely tell you that a nagging wife is way worse for your health than being obese or something).

[Anonymous No.10189486]

>>10189463
That is more of a case to case basis as far as throwing their parent's into nursing homes. A lot of families had to work two jobs and there was no way to take care of a parent in ill health. Some did it out of necessity, others did it out of selfishness. No generation is squeaky clean by any means, but It doesn't make sense to blame them all for it. Boomer politicians on the other hand are who we should be blaming. Not boomers as a whole.

[Anonymous No.10189494]

>>10189358
It's just like amphetamines except for
>Amazing energy and motivation
>sociability like no other thing can replicate
>performance enhancer at most things

It's really just useful for parties so you can be on top of the game and drink as much as you want without getting a stupor, or for helping you clean the house or do some task you normally wouldnt feel like doing.

[Anonymous No.10189512]

>>10189494
And the downside?

[Anonymous No.10189522]

>>10189494
Why not just do blow?

[Anonymous No.10189541]

>>10189522
This has a massive dopamine rush that can last for 4-8 hours.
Lasts a whole hell of a lot longer, and is much cheaper
>>10189512
robs your brain of dopamine love the next day
Also lots of negatives,
Google Erowid Meth and look at the Effects tab a little under the picture they can give you a quick summary

[Anonymous No.10189721]

>>10189541
they started selling crystal meth here, although I'm not a fan of ilegal drugs I've been quite curious about how it would result using it in small doses

[Anonymous No.10189749]

>>10189721
Probably a lot like adderall

[Anonymous No.10189755]

>>10186528
When I get nightmares it's that I've got the shakes really bad in an awkward public situation
Sometimes it's real life though

[Anonymous No.10189764]

>tfw going to bed sober

[Anonymous No.10189768]

>>10189764
why?

[Anonymous No.10189774]

>>10189764
>going to bed hungover

[Anonymous No.10189782]

>>10189774
>going to bed slightly drunk with advil, milk thistle, and l-theanine

[Anonymous No.10189797]

>>10189768
Day 9 nobooze, still can’t sleep, 5am and wide awake, but no more passing out poisoned and having seizures while unconscious.
I wish I had a gril here right now. Just to cuddle and talk to. Maybe molest a little bit, but basically to just not feel horrific with.

[Anonymous No.10189806]

>>10189797
Oh, I thought you were just broke, I was going to paypal you $10 for drinks, if you're on day 9 though, fuck that.

[Anonymous No.10189820]

>>10189806
Yeah I’m doing surprisingly well. I’m not even getting much in the way of cravings. I’ll no doubt ruin everything for no reason soon and be straight back in hell, but not tonight.
Appreciate the thought. I am broke as it happens, but nah mang, I’m sober and not completely hating it yet. See you soon in the gutter

[Anonymous No.10189821]

>>10189764
>Have shit day
>No booze
Haha

[Anonymous No.10189823]

>>10189749
>>10189721

Exactly like adderall in small doses

[Anonymous No.10189828]

>>10189821
You're running out of time to get it too

[Anonymous No.10189835]

Omg I want my license back. It’s so fucking shit never being able to go anywhere or having to walk like some babby. 1.5yrs down, same to go... but no guarantee that I’ll ever get it back this time. I’ve got to pay for a medical and convince a doc that I no longer drink or pose a risk. Uh, yeah.

[Anonymous No.10189838]

>>10189749
I love adderall. I miss adderall. Wish I wasn't too much of a bitch to find it online

[Anonymous No.10189843]

>>10189838
Not worth the possibility of getting in trouble for it. Imagine going to jail over some dumb shit like that.

[Anonymous No.10189851]

>>10189850
Are paypal transfers available as soon as they are sent?

[Anonymous No.10189859]

>>10189851
No clue, I'm completely unfamiliar with Paypal transfers.

[Anonymous No.10189873]

>>10189859
That is unfortunate, i offered another anon $10 for drinks tonight because I had a very good day on /biz/ but if there is no way you can get the money and use it, it's pointless.

[Anonymous No.10189885]

>>10189873
I have Venmo, I don't know if that helps.
I appreciate the gesture anon

[Anonymous No.10189896]

>>10189885
If I send it through venmo could you use it right away?

[Anonymous No.10189897]

>>10189873
al/ck/coin tiem?
https://coinformer.com/
could end up being the future of finance. it'd at least be less stupid than dogecoin.

[Anonymous No.10189909]

>>10189896
I believe so, yeah.
@eighty4

[Anonymous No.10189930]

>>10189909
There you go buddy
>>10189897
You're gonna hate me but I only rock /smg/ not comfortable with crypto yet.

[Anonymous No.10189941]

>>10189930
Thank you based /biz/ friend.
You just made my day/night

[Anonymous No.10189951]

>>10189941
This is the only community I respect on 4chan, i like you guys. Get some alcohol in you. I really hope you can use that money tonight and don't have to wait for a holding period.

[Anonymous No.10189954]

As much as it's a koreaboo meme, I've been interested in trying soju after my friend's (japanese) mother gave me a bunch of japanese liquors to try, and since soju's one of the most consumed I figured I'd at least give it a shot
Problem is, I live in the Twin Cities, and I can guarantee that pretty much none of the liquor stores round here will have it. Should I try some asian markets to see if they have any?

[Anonymous No.10189965]

>>10189930
>hate
not at all. i'll make it myself. all we need is al/ck/ to download the wallet, someone to provide the booze, and elon musk to lend us some intercontinental rockets.

[Anonymous No.10189993]

>>10189965
I would honestly donate to that even if it was just for the memes.

[Anonymous No.10190007]

>>10189993
lol. well i have a drone, i could deliver like 1 shot to within a 10 minute radius in exchange for 1 al/ck/buck. it's a start, but i fear it needs work before people will take it entirely seriously and the chinese investors start flocking

[Anonymous No.10190021]

We just need to calculate the cost of the energy the drone uses, how much the alcohol costs, the energy required to get the booze and distribute it, and a mark to marketing style of accounting to determine how much energy other al/ck/s use while under the influence. There is intrinsic value here. It would be determined by drunk labor/hr to the moon we go. I'll try and get a bog onboard.

[Anonymous No.10190032]

>>10190021
we're gonna help so many withdrawing al/ck/s, and get rich doing so. it's all so flawless.
i might offer to buy a few of amDOGE's shitcoin if she builds al/ck/coin for us, i was gonna stash a few for old times sake anyway because it's apparently not dead yet for some incomprehensible reason.
other alts have been more ambitious after all. not gonna let the cost and the intricacies of running an impossibly expensive network of international drones delivering flammable poisons to mentally ill people discourage me.
to the moon, etc!

[Anonymous No.10190055]

Honestly, it would probably work, at least long enough for us to make money. How ridiculous would it be to have a al/ck/ coin lol

[Anonymous No.10190059]

>>10189186

Meth isn't even fun fuck that. The guys I know who use it only do it because they work night shifts.

[Anonymous No.10190062]

>>10190032 (samefaggin' it)
i mean it could work if it was centralised and a/ck/s were sufficiently charitable. coins are sold for paypal cash, can then be sent to desperate al/ck/s by more fortunate al/ck/s, and then exchanged for a venmo payment by the withdrawing al/ck/. it might be entertaining to do something this silly at some point. i heart al/ck/ and i've little to do now i'm not rekt every day. something to give some thunks to.
anyway. back to business as normal. 6.30am and still no sleep. awesome.

[Anonymous No.10190073]

>>10190055
there are many altcoins which are even more stupid. i might try it at some point, for the 3 people who'd bother with it. ask amDOGE how many of her shitcoins i'd have to buy if you see her on /biz/, and ask her to do sex on me too for good measure while you're at it.

[Anonymous No.10190083]

>>10189951
Long time 4chan user, new to al/ck/
I enjoy the community.
The mission was successful, will use Venmo more in the future.

[Anonymous No.10190093]

>>10190083
Glad to hear, you should post a pic of the booze to make my night complete. I plan on doing this more often.

[Anonymous No.10190100]

>>10190073
who the hell is amDOGE?

[Anonymous No.10190110]

>>10190100
tripfag on /biz/ who built a shitcoin back when biz was first launched. her threads were constant, one after the other, like al/ck/ here. was a pretty friendly community until the coin went to shit and everything became kil.

[Anonymous No.10190117]

>>10190059
>Meth isn't even fun
agreed. i took it once and couldn't sleep for days on end. horrible. also it'll apparently make you hallucinate gnomes, and swim around in hedges looking for car parts...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL7RSA3olvA
i haven't touched the stuff since the one time i took it. awesome as hell if you need to stay awake for whatever reason, but way too potent for recreational use imo, and that's coming from a former crack smoker.

[Anonymous No.10190146]

reminder to eat at least 2 good meals a day

[Anonymous No.10190156]

>>10190146
even half of a balanced meal daily makes a fuckhuge difference. it used to make me feel better for a good 2 days when i'd eat after having nothing for days on end.

[Anonymous No.10190166]

>>10190117
It's not making me hallucinate gnomes this time

[Anonymous No.10190186]

>>10190166
Glad to hear it dude. Getting to that point must be terrifying. The fucking insane shit I’d do when I was a poly drug user on top of drinking every day, fuck me. It was like 18 months before it really began occurring to me just how totally insane I was. While it was happening it all felt completely real and proper. I hope you don’t find yourself out of control again dude, I’m scared to death that I’ll fall back into it without knowing it’s happening

[Anonymous No.10190190]

>>10190186
I'm confident that I can control myself now, and beginning to feel confident controlling myself with worst of all (alcohol)

I just went ahead and finished the rest, now I need to find something to do for 5-6 hours.

Any suggestions?

[Anonymous No.10190195]

>>10190190
i dunno man, i've never been lucky enough to be in that position. if i so much as taste ethanol by accident i'm likely to be blacked out and smoking all kinds of toxic shit for days/months.
the normal stuff i guess. vidya, movies, grils, hobbies?

[Anonymous No.10190202]

>>10190195
No serious vidya here so browser-based is all I have, don't like watching movies, wife went to bed and isnt here right now, annnd I need to really think on my hobbies

[Anonymous No.10190226]

>>10190202
kinda in the same boat tbdesu. i can't enjoy anything since sobering up. movies and games all bore me. i've just been trying to embrace the boredom and put up with it, because it's better than the fucking nightmare of relapsing. i have fuck all hobbies too. i think maybe i'm just too damn tired to realise how bored i am - now 7.30am and not a wink of sleep, as has been the norm of late.
really dunno dude. it's great that you're improving though. dunno how you can still be sloshing back vodka, smoking meth and taking speed, and still improve, but you definitely sound a lot more sane than you have at times in the past

[Anonymous No.10190236]

After a party I am now in possession of a bunch of Palm Bay which are basically sugary girl drinks. What should I do with them? Mix with flavoured sparkling water and more vodka?

[Anonymous No.10190247]

>>10190226
Well If I only do speed for 1-3 days every few months.
And only drink 350-450ml of vodka a day
That really isnt that bad as long as I'm taking care of myself.

Yeah I really need more people to talk to or better hobbies. I need someone to play chess online or risk online with
Just a board or card gaming friend.

[Anonymous No.10190256]

>>10190247
>>10190226

Hell I even quit being addicted to nicotine after 3 years of heavy smoking.

Now I go 2-4weeks at a time with tobacco
But once or twice a month I'll have 1-5 cigs with my brother, or a dip on a jobsite.

I thought it would be impossible to kick nicotine has a habit, but my asthma was relentless when I was at 4packs a day and I was running through rescue inhalers like crazy trying not to choke to death.
It was quit or suffer increasingly severe asthma symptoms

[Anonymous No.10190293]

>>10184976
Sobriety mood swings are terrible. I always cold turkey so i am fucked mentally.
Just wish to be always happy, angry, sad, nonchalant.. just want consistency in my moods and headspace.

[Anonymous No.10190295]

>>10190117

>i took it once

Same here. I was in high school and was mostly doing dxm, shrooms, and bacardi - everyone I knew smoked pot, but I was never too into it. Meth was pretty big where I grew up, but to try it I had to go to pretty much a trailer park where the older brother of a childhood friend of a friend of my girlfriend lived. It was sketchy as fuck, but the dude (and his roommate) were completely willing to introduce us into it if we were willing to buy. So we smoked whatever $50 worth was in 2002, looked at each other, and said, "I'm not sure if that was enough, maybe we should do some more?" At which point the meth head's eyes lit up and they were like, "sure, I'll go next door and get some more if you have the money."

Long story short, the three of us drove to the beach and stayed up all night chain smoking and struggling to talk over each other. It was okay, but not something I ever cared to do again, if only because the first time was so underwhelming, and I'd seen what addicts could turn into (for such a mediocre high).

I dropped my gf off at home and then went to school, only to realize I was coming down and had a public speaking assignment that day, of all possible days. Parking down the street from my high school and feeling like I just wanted to drink (I wasn't even close to al/ck/ at this point) and go to sleep, it really dawned on me how much it wasn't worth it. I ended up doing a bunch of cocaine right before class started and probably looked like a fucking maniac. I've had an on and off adderall prescription for around 15 years now and I'd always take that over fucking meth.

[Anonymous No.10190305]

Fuck cnn and their stooges (bots) are really on every board and thread.

[Anonymous No.10190321]

>>10190293
>I always cold turkey
STOP.

[Anonymous No.10190333]

>>10190305

Fuck off back to your containment board.

[Anonymous No.10190340]

>>10190321
>>10190293

This, cold turkey is 4 outta 5 times a bad idea.
It works for i'd guess 5-25% of people at most.

Either get some benzo's from the doctor
Or find a method of tapering that works for you.
Much easier and less stressful in every possible way.

[Anonymous No.10190351]

anyone else like DRINKING?
and playing VIDEO GAMES?

[Anonymous No.10190365]

Ibuprofen is fine to take while drinking right? I never take paracetamol.

[Anonymous No.10190367]

>>10186702
Phoenix is indeed a very nice beer. You should try having it on the beach on mauritius

[Anonymous No.10190376]

>>10190365

Nah, they say ibuprofen is terrible to combine regularly with alcohol. It's all I take, but since I've gone wake and drink until I pass out again and then start drinking before I have to go into work, I haven't really gotten as many headaches as I used to. Just be sure to drink a tall glass of ice water through a straw every time you wake up and are lucid and Iv'e found you should be just fine.

[Anonymous No.10190401]

>>10190333
Fuck you dog. Containment board... lol. I was going to make assumptions but then i am ( you )

[Anonymous No.10190406]

>>10190340
Yeah always anti taper... but thats alcoholism ... no answers.

[Anonymous No.10190411]

>>10190351
I like getting any form of intoxicated and playing video games.

[Anonymous No.10190422]

>>10190411
dude same

[Anonymous No.10190430]

>>10190422
Yeah bro... lol cnn. No alco plays gòod pissed.

[Anonymous No.10190451]

>>10190093
Sixer of Steel Reserve 16oz
All of the liquor stores were closed so I had to settle for the strongest/cheapest beer available.

[Anonymous No.10190453]

>>10190411
After a certain point I get too fucked up to focus and always go back to watching random youtube vids/old movies I have downloaded/listening to music. When I drink I tend to hop around a lot. I'll watch like 5 mins of a movie and then close out and watch a few mins of a random youtube video then open another movie and watch for a bit

[Anonymous No.10190485]

>>10190453
Is this a al/ck/ thread? Or just fight club children, looking for attention...
W/e .... homos

[Anonymous No.10190577]

Thinking about getting a few beers... like 5. Havn't slept at all . Day 5 without alcohol btw.

[Anonymous No.10190601]

>>10190453
im always better at video games when im drunk

[Anonymous No.10190603]

hi my name is plorb and i am an alcohol

[Anonymous No.10190632]

>>10190603

h-hey, p-plor...b!

[Anonymous No.10190639]

Pidgin if you are reading this, then you are rightly strange. And that is coming from me of all people.

[hue No.10190691]

>>10190632
i have been alcohol for the last 3 years now. i ened help

[Anonymous No.10190701]

What's "the fear" you guys keep mentioning, haven't got it yet, I don't think?

[Anonymous No.10190704]

>>10190701

>i don't think

That's like a college freshman girl saying she's not sure if she's ever had an orgasm. When it happens you'll know.

[hue No.10190708]

ive just reached that point. that existential point where i justt feel sad. i want someone in my life

[Anonymous No.10190718]

>>10190708

I know that feel, except that I have a ridiculous amount of student debt because I studied philosophy, and did do a bunch of work on existentialism, and I can assure you that knowing what existential actually means makes being an alcoholic much, much more depressing.

[Anonymous No.10190762]

another day

[Anonymous No.10190804]

>tfw developing a drinking problem

[Anonymous No.10190930]

>>10190701
don't worry you'll know, permanent panic mode is not easy to ignore

[Anonymous No.10191072]

>>10190708
women won't fix it. It makes you feel better for a little bit, but then you'll just find something else. It takes a fundemental personal change that I insofar have not been able to muster.

>>10190701
You will know it. Hopefully you won't have to.

[Anonymous No.10191077]

>>10190804
it only gets worse.

not saying this to be pessimistic, but for most of us if we continue drinking, the dependence deepens and life sober becomes this nice ideal you think about on drunk sunday nights, but immediately squashed on a sweaty, terrifying monday morning.

[Anonymous No.10191087]

>>10190804
haha what a faggot

[Anonymous No.10191128]

>>10190804
Look at this loser, you don't belong here you scumbag.
This thread is for the discussion of casual day drinking , financial woes and general joyfulness.

[Anonymous No.10191137]

>>10186636

Surprisingly serious for a parody

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2C1y1_dHP0c

[Anonymous No.10191216]

>>10191137
deeper and more emotionally profound than the original lol.

If they had tom waits sing it or something it would be pretty cool

[Anonymous No.10191437]

>>10191137
lel.

[Anonymous No.10191497]

>>10191128
are you lost?

[Anonymous No.10191500]

>>10186636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMHU8brIsSQ

This song perfectly encapsulates a shitty night out for me. Not really wanting to go, being overwhelmed.
>I promise in less than an hour we can honestly ho
>So why I don't get you another while we just say hello

losing yourself to the alcohol, acting like an asshole and dancing like an idiot and dealing with the intense regret and shame

>here I go, here I go again
>Keep pouring it out
>Keep pouring it down
>Keeping it going
>Keep pouring it down

[Anonymous No.10191512]

>>10186636
dude songs ohia/magnolia electric company/anything involving jason molina is great

my friend went to see a jason molina memorial concert put on by some of his friends/bandmates and i guess they all got in a fight :-(

[Anonymous No.10191526]

Getting cravings so bad I feel lightheaded, convince me not to go and buy a drink

[Anonymous No.10191534]

>>10191077
thanks, this helped, even though I thought the usual “just a couple of beers again” the past shows that something different would happen

[Anonymous No.10191536]

>>10191497
are you?

[Anonymous No.10191560]

guess who just went from poop soup township into solid shit city?

[Anonymous No.10191572]

>>10191512
I've turned so many Will Olham fans on to Songs:Ohia

[Anonymous No.10191578]

>>10191500
Man I absolute love going out and getting smashed.

It's the hardest thing for me to give up. I absolutely love tying one on and just stumbling into random bars, meeting weird people, somehow managing to get into an uber and get home.

There's a bar downtown by me that only places new-wave on friday nights and it's so fun. Get nicely drunk at this downstairs divebar that has a great live band, maybe go to the tiki themed bar or arcade game bar, drink more and then go to new wave bar and dance like an idiot to the smiths, joy division, new order, the cure etc.

So many freaks and weirdos

[Anonymous No.10191625]

> get drunk
> pointlessness of everything is crystal clear
> go to bed with a strong conviction to off myself the next day
> wake up
> 2pm, hungover
> too tired to bother killing myself
> slowly make it back to baseline, no longer want to off myself

this routine is actually getting repugnant, i dont even know who i really am anymore

[Anonymous No.10191661]

>>10191625
I sorta know that feel. Never was suicidal really, but all the dark thoughts that come while drinking off a hangover. oof it's brutal.

[Anonymous No.10191667]

>tfw haven't left the house all week

[Anonymous No.10191762]

>>10191667
Nigga I don't leave the house but once SOMETIMES twice a month, To buy food and alcohol.

Not counting walking to my mailbox at 2 or 3 am everyday to check my mail. My neighbors even knock on my door from time to time if they don't realize my car has moved in awhile just to make sure I'm still alive.

I think my neighbors wife knows im an alcohol, She's seen my recycling before

[Anonymous No.10191815]

WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE BOREDOM. WHY DOES MY BRAIN ALWAYS MAKE IT SEEM LIKE BEING BORED IS WORSE THAN WITHDRAWING.

it's friday and i want to fucking drink, but i just came off a taper/feeling better, but i'm just SO FUCKING BORED. it's what gets me every time

[Anonymous No.10191820]

>>10191815
Maybe you should try gambling?

[Anonymous No.10191823]

>>10191820
eh i don't like gambling. I only just recently was able to start saving and even then it's only 5k

[Anonymous No.10191945]

been shitposting everywhere

diversifying and everything

[Anonymous No.10191951]

>>10191667
>>10191762
try year you casuals

(haha jokeing

[Anonymous No.10192120]

Vodka is getting so fucking expensive. I live in a rapist state that even fucking popov is 15 dollars a handle


I wish I could buy handles for 7 or 8 dollars, The south has it so good...

[Anonymous No.10192175]

>>10192120
We can get handles for 20 euros (23 dollars?) here if we're lucky.. like wtf.. its like they don't want me to be drinking.

[Anonymous No.10192198]

>>10192175
Wait, correction. More like 32 euros for a 1.5 liter smirnoff... which is absolutely disgusting. Not even a handle which is 1.75 liters

[Anonymous No.10192251]

>>10192175
>>10192198


Jesus fucking christ. That's highway robbery!

I've never paid more then 20 dollars for a handle, An even then...It was a handle of russian standard (which is pretty good vodka). I much prefer bottom shelf vodka because i prefer quantity over quality.

[Anonymous No.10192285]

>>10192251
http://www.bcliquorstores.com/product/454462

>cheapest 1.75L of vodka is $50.99

british columbia is a beautiful place to live but the liquor prices are retarded

[Anonymous No.10192314]

>>10192285
Smirnoff is £15 in England for 70cl. 1.75L would cost £37.50, $52.41

[Anonymous No.10192341]

I don't get how you guys stop showering for several days or weeks.
I went 2 days without showering and I felt like a slimy cunt. Like it almost hurt my body to be that dirty

[Anonymous No.10192381]

>>10192341
Used to be that I just couldn't physically do it. Alcohol induced ataxia was the problem. If I tried to shower I'd just fall over, every single time. There's a huge glass shower door in my bathroom which I've full on smacked my whole bodyweight into like 10 times. Fuck ending up impaled on that in an empty house and slowly bleeding to death while in increasingly intense withdrawal. I just got used to showers being too dangerous.

[Anonymous No.10192455]

>>10192381
This. I've had it to where I'm shaking so bad and can barely walk that I've had to sit in the shower and just let the water hit me till I could crawl out

[Anonymous No.10192477]

i feel like i have an ulcer. it hurts and 4 rollaids aint doin shit.
oh codka why can i not say goodbye?

[Anonymous No.10192501]

i'm hungover in school and man, i can't stop staring at every damn whale, i'm afraid i'm going to sperg out or try to fuck someone i shouldn't if this doesn't fucking stop

and i ain't gonna jerk off in the restroom

[Anonymous No.10192508]

Heed my warning.

[Anonymous No.10192549]

>>10192508
Does that mean she's a slut?
Or she's high maintenance?

[Anonymous No.10192555]

>>10192549
Those, and crazy.

[Anonymous No.10192562]

>>10192508
>she's an abandoned factory

what did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.10192566]

>>10192562
>Red flag factory

[Anonymous No.10192593]

>>10192508
I wish i saw this 4 years ago

[Anonymous No.10192630]

>>10192501
>not jerking it in the restroom
but that was one of the best things about school

[Anonymous No.10192634]

>>10192508
used to have so many grill friends like this
headaches, the lot of them

[Anonymous No.10192727]

>tfw functioning moderate drinker
I came here to laugh at you.

[Anonymous No.10192737]

>>10192630
Who else here /skipluncheverydayinhighschoolandjackoffinsteadbecauseihadnofriends/?

;_;

[Anonymous No.10192772]

>>10192727
Why?

[Anonymous No.10192777]

>>10192737
>eating lunch in the toilets and then having a blast before class
good times

[Anonymous No.10192880]

>>10192777
>Putting your food anywhere near a bathroom.
Fucking gross dude

[Anonymous No.10192884]

>>10192880
i'm a degenerate
nothing like eating a delicious turkey sandwich while the smell of dude piss wafts through the air
mmm

[Anonymous No.10192972]

>>10186636
dunno if he's actually an alcoholic, but this one hits kinda hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5YNiCfWC3A

>"okay, now open your mind up and listen, kendrick"
>"i am your conscious and if you do not hear me then you will be history, kendrick"
>"i know that you're nauseous right now and i'm hoping to lead you to victory, kendrick"
>if i take another one down imma drown in some poison abusing my limits
>i think that i'm feeling the vibe

[Anonymous No.10193033]

ok I can't stand this primal hornyness anymore, I'm going to ask this chubby classmate if she wants to go have some drinks after class

[Anonymous No.10193037]

Anyone else love to drink and work out? Not at the same time of course but even if I get blackout drunk the night before I will still down some pre workout and go work out for an hour or more the next day. Really fucks with any progress I might make strength wise but doing cardio at the end is the most efficient (and painful) way to get rid of a hangover.

[Anonymous No.10193047]

A 5L goon box of wine. There's a spout on the side where magic comes out. IT'S TIIIIME

[Anonymous No.10193051]

>>10193037
I have to try to stay as physically untaxed and relaxed as possible if I'm on the bottle, otherwise I end up feeling much more nauseous and headachey.

[Anonymous No.10193101]

>>10193033

Do it. Once you're done with school once and for all it becomes pretty much impossible to meet anyone.

[Anonymous No.10193106]

>>10193037

Drinking and exercising makes me feel like the exercise is a complete waste of time, and every hour of cardio is cancelled out by 5 minutes of drinking. So, I basically chose to just drink instead.

[Anonymous No.10193137]

>>10193101
Nah I if I'm going to cheat on my wife, it'll have to be with some bitch who worth it
I guess I'll have to go home and rape my wife (or jerk off 10 times)

[Anonymous No.10193151]

hey all

on week 3 of residential rehab after 26 days in medical detox

41 days off booze and haven't smoked crack since new years

mall drinker out

[Anonymous No.10193162]

>>10193151
Doesn't that stuff get expensive?
No relapsing this time mang, remember how awful it is in detox no matter how tasty the numerous blonde, 20-something nurses are, and how crushingly boring it is being in rehab. Glad you're sober and not in a cell.

[Anonymous No.10193171]

>>10185443
yeah i thought it was shit

[Anonymous No.10193177]

>>10193162

residential rehab expensive? yeah it is but im in Canada and this particular one is covered by the government

private ones are like 10-30k

[Anonymous No.10193180]

>>10193162
>>10193151
Holy fuck detox is terrible. They treated me like a child the whole time, and wouldn't even let me blow a breathalyzer to get out before 5 pm

[Anonymous No.10193189]

>>10193177
>10-30k
Dunno why they even bother. What addict has 10-30p, and what family is gonna pay after the tenth relapse?
>>10193180
Yeah it's awful. I hated it so much that I smuggled cocaine in the second time I went.
>Addict logic

[Anonymous No.10193202]

>>10193180
detox here is awesome. you get to be all zoned out on valium in a mental hospital

many loll's are had

>>10193189

ive been with people who paid for that shit. its crazy. im literally broke on welfare from addiction

[Anonymous No.10193207]

>>10193189
>>10193202
I didn't get valium. I just went there after I went to the hospital for passing out cold in the street unresponsive

[Anonymous No.10193233]

Is using alcohol as a social crutch a good way to walk down the al/ck/ path?

[Anonymous No.10193240]

>>10193233
Relying on it for anything is a bad idea generally.

[Anonymous No.10193244]

>>10193240
But I'm so much more when drunk

at least I think I am

[Anonymous No.10193289]

What is up guys. Do you guys want to hear about my night. Also I love you all. I'm a real piece of shit sometimes, referring to last night.

[Anonymous No.10193323]

>>10193289
What did you do

[Anonymous No.10193325]

you broke me like the cigarette
That I busted on the day I quit.
But now that I've been drinkin'
I'm out of smokes and I wish that I had it.
Woke up to my daily headache
And the realization that you are gone.
Oh my sweet darling happiness
You've been away from me all along.
One thing that I never said
I'm truly happy in my heart and in my head.
A lonely liver suspended in liquid

tfw lads

[Anonymous No.10193353]

>>10193289
Hopefully good story

[Anonymous No.10193376]

>>10193323
>>10193353
So I went to the bar and started drinking okay, I got a little carried away and drink more than what I wanted to, started drinking drinks that were just sitting on tables. End up falling on my ass where my elbows are really swollen and my chin is all f***** up, I think I had alcohol poisoning because I puked up all black and my pants are drenched. So wake up and I have to shower instantly and rush over to the restaurant to get some food I don't tip the girl and leave. So I had to wear my scarf to conceal my chin cuz my twin boys are being dropped off. So my girl doesn't know but where already on a tightrope.

[Anonymous No.10193386]

>>10193151
best of luck my boy

[Anonymous No.10193394]

>>10193376
How did you fuck up your chin if you fell on your ass? Also you should stage an accident quick

[Anonymous No.10193406]

>>10193394
Honestly senpai I don't know point is I just fell a lot I think on the way home

[Anonymous No.10193440]

>>10193406
Fall down the stairs or something when you're sober. Or get hit by a car

[Anonymous No.10193449]

>tfw hemorrhoids

[Anonymous No.10193533]

>>10193244
Same thing. I think i am a more capable person when drunk.

[Anonymous No.10193563]

>>10193533
the last "like" in the caption is really jostling my jimmies, but you get the point.

[Anonymous No.10193616]

>>10193151
I always wondered, maybe to answered before... but why a mall to drink?

[Anonymous No.10193626]

>>10193376
We're, you peon.

[Anonymous No.10193634]

>>10193233
Is there a "good way" to fuck yourself in your own eye socket using sand as a lubricant?

[Anonymous No.10193651]

>>10193626
we you're? i don't think so
it's "were"

[Anonymous No.10193662]

>>10193651
>we you're
We are.

[Anonymous No.10193669]

>>10185443
They make that outside the Philippines?

[Anonymous No.10193723]

>>10193449
Are you implying that hemorrhoids has something to do with alcoholism? It doesn't. And if you think it does, then you incorrectly linked the two. Further, hemorrhoids are caused by sheer stupidity and NOTHING more. I'll explain. Can't get all the shit out of your asshole? You need enema assistance. Lets get right to the point here. Condiment squirt bottle, like those red and yellow ones you see for ketchup and mustard in some places. Use one of those to squirt water up your shithole, push your muscles there, and then you automatically release those extra chunks that were stuck in there, those ones that MADE you CREATE hemorrhoids for yourself. Don't believe me still? Ok, enjoy your hemorrhoids, itchy ass that you can't explain, fucking stinky underwear, and a general unhappiness. "Enjoy" those terrible things, or just squirt some water up your asshole and flush that insanely annoying remainder shit out. You now know what to do. It works. Don't let your ego tell you it doesn't. Stupidity would be to keep sitting there like a dumb fuck, straining your muscles and pressing out all those blood vessels, creating those hemorrhoids with YOUR mistaken idea of how to get that shit out.

Yes, this was a disgusting message to read on the food board, BUT this IS the alcohol thread at the moment, and you're not in this thread for food.

[Anonymous No.10193725]

>>10193137
nvm this girl doesn't even aknoledge me as a sexual being
i'll just grab a fifth of vodka and drink my sorrows away, probably lift some weights first

man, i hate being ugly

[Anonymous No.10193822]

>>10193725
>lift some weights first
This. Not many people can be ripped and still ugly. Just tone up and you'll feel a hell of a lot better about yourself

[Anonymous No.10193836]

>>10193725
>>10193822
also stand up straight, fix your posture. Will make a bigger difference than you think.

[Anonymous No.10193855]

>>10193723

you sound like someone who likes things pushed up your rectum
wanna try something new?

[Anonymous No.10193861]

>>10193822
>>10193836
it's just not that guys, i don't havy any social skills at all (also she was a fatty when i met her, but lost of weight afterwards, but now i'm too much of a pussy to try something else, besides, she really likes the other guy in our friends goup).
Yes, i'm sexually invisible to my wife too, i just met her under extraordinary circunstances involving alcohol consumption (also she's ugly af)

[Anonymous No.10193867]

>>10193861
Oh I thought we were talking about your wife. If you're tryna cheat, you have to get ripped and then up your game. Watch that old mtv show the pickup artist or something haha

[Anonymous No.10194064]

>>10193855
Wanna not joke about something that is a really annoying personal problem for many people, while I offer a solution? Nah, you don't want to do that, you want to be a fucking sack of dicks. It's cool man, keep on being a sack of severed dicks. My message will extend beyond your sack of dicks.

[Anonymous No.10194338]

thought this was interesting. i wonder how fucked up pyeongchang is getting right now

[Anonymous No.10194341]

>>10194338
>shots per week 13

[Anonymous No.10194354]

>>10194064
Loosen up

[Anonymous No.10194368]

>>10194341
yeah seriously, what the fuck, a whole entire nearly 2 shots a day, the madmen.

[Anonymous No.10194386]

>>10194341
>>10194368
It's on average. Most people probably only drink on friday and saturday night and top it off at a few. If you're only drinking 2x a week, 7 or 8 shots is a good tipsy.

[Anonymous No.10194407]

>tfw doing 1 shot every five minutes
>tfw been doing this since 950
if anyone can hread this post, gello, i love you all :)

[Anonymous No.10194412]

>>10194407
9:50 what timezone? It's 9:50 mt time right now so you took 2 shots?

[Anonymous No.10194428]

just poured away a half pint vodka and juice drink because I have to be up and active in 4 hours WOO
shame about the other 8 pints and bottle of wine tonight but y'know babby steps

[Anonymous No.10194432]

>>10194386
But even if every adult in SK took two shots I wouldn't be impressed. Plus the Olympics are there, no shit they're drinking more. Plus they may all die from nuclear fallout so over course they're drinking.

[Anonymous No.10194437]

>>10194428
Should have just stayed up and drank it through

[Anonymous No.10194471]

>>10194437

today was a tester.
monday i drank 5 pints and tuesday at work i had a poo that was black as midnight.
ill have 5-6 hours sleep in a moment and see if i shit in the morning and if its discoloured in any way then maybe see a doctor
if its ok then back to the plan of watching 6 nations rugby and have a couple of pints, or 10 over the course of the day.

[Anonymous No.10194478]

How much is a shot to you guys? 25ml in the UK, but I bet it’s different elsewhere

[Anonymous No.10194523]

>>10194478
30ml (1oz) is usually what most shot glasses in burgerland are, although a standard serving of liquor is still 1.5oz

[Anonymous No.10194540]

>>10194523
Knew it. Dammit. 30ml in the uk is a “large”. Plus we have no clue what a “standard drink” is, and are mildly baffled by using ounces to measure booze. All in millilitres or ‘units’ (10ml) here.

[Anonymous No.10194550]

Someone make another thread with your shitty silhouette, some of us are just getting started

[Anonymous No.10194558]

>>10194550
Only on page 3, not necessary.

[Anonymous No.10194580]

>>10194540
US liquor store standards (not bars, but real alcoholics don't go to bars):
Shot - 50ml
Doubleshot - 100ml
Half pint - 200ml
Pint - 375ml (I know it doesn't make sense)
Fifth (of a gallon) - 750ml
"Handle"/"half gallon"- 1.75 liters

[Anonymous No.10194592]

>>10193651
Omg that's so funny I did talk to text off my Mic and saw the mistake and just let it. I thought how funny would it be if it bothers someone enough to say something. The real pleb is the guy that took time out of his day to address it in the first place.

[Anonymous No.10194643]

>>10194580
Thanks dude.

[Anonymous No.10194660]

>day 10
>going to bed sober again
>smugPepe.exe

[Anonymous No.10194696]

>>10194660
same feel, day 12

[Anonymous No.10194747]

>>10194696
Feels good doesn’t it? Even with ridiculously bad sleep and constant boredom/depression, going to bed sober feels amazing

[Anonymous No.10194770]

>riding public transport to the city
>begin visibly sweating
>it now looks like I've completed a 5 mile marathon
>wiping sweat from my brow, arms and chest
>too ashamed to make eye contact with others
Fug. Can't even leave the house.

[Anonymous No.10194834]

>>10194770
Yeah I get looks all the time. Not long ago it was some pompous girl in an officey/secretary outfit. She looked at me like I was a tramp, so I stopped trying to hold it in... I let out an entire stomachful of withdrawal vomit all over the floor on the alleyway we were in, which she had no choice to then walk through.

[Anonymous No.10194842]

>>10194834
No choice but to*

[Anonymous No.10194869]

>>10193101
I've met more women out of school and more easily then in school.
I work the service industry though so I think it's an anomaly

[Anonymous No.10195100]

>ABORT
>ABORT
>>10195097