Makin Crap Pie

[Anonymous No.10179710]

This might sound stupid but is it possible to make a chocolate pie with your own waste and mix it in so well that no body knows it's even in it?
What would be the best way to disguise the taste?
I'm thinking mixing in the waste super well and adding extra chocolate flavoring would hide it pretty good. Also, the fact that it's a chocolate pie would hide the brown color of the waste.

The pie HAS to be chocolate for extra hilarity.

[Anonymous No.10179718]

>>10179710
Shit into a blender or food processor with the mix. It would probably better with brownies. Ftw op

[Anonymous No.10179723]

>>10179710
I remember a pic of a forum where some girl sold her poop online and made cupcakes with it I think and user reviewed her poop cupcakes and they could still taste the poop (which is what they wanted after all).

so idk. maybe.

[Anonymous No.10180021]

This thread is everything great about this board, 4chan and life in general.

[Anonymous No.10180023]

>>10180021
It really is a great online community

[Anonymous No.10180025]

>>10179710
That was in that movie The Help

[Anonymous No.10180964]

>>10179710
If healthy, your feces will taste like a combo of the way fertilizer/wet dirt smells, your recent diet choices, bile, and a hint of organic breakdown (the smell of shit). The actual taste is not the problem but rather the distinct smell. You can only use a single tiny turd-bit per plate portion before it is overpowering and has to be matched perfectly to mask the taste. Go for something pungent or fermented, paired with something earthy. Strong cheeses, mushrooms, or fermented veggies are good choices.
Pie is unadviced generally but if you must go with it try roasted potato pie or sweet potato pie.

[Anonymous No.10180971]

This very clearly is a slop board now boys. We did it. :)

[Anonymous No.10180972]

>>10179710
Go away, Minny. Fuckin' nigger.