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10177640 No.10177640 [Reply] [Original]

Watch out plebs, patrician coming through

>> No.10177662

Anyone have the Brexit toblerone pepe?

>> No.10177672

ebt that feels real good when you slowly pull it out of your asshole op better than any anal beads and your boyfriend loves sucking the choco cummies out your gaping anus

>> No.10177716

Goddamn I love me a Toblerone

>> No.10177752
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>>10177640

>> No.10177823

>>10177752
source of original pic?

>> No.10177835
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>>10177823
here

>> No.10177872

I’m having a binge right now and I DIE FOR A FUCKING SWEET
Giv toblerone pls

>> No.10177881
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10177881

I could eat one of these in a single sitting.

>> No.10177970

What do the Swiss think about Toblerone? Any other Swiss treats that they know about?

>> No.10177975

>>10177752
>>10177835
was it rape?

>> No.10178000
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>>10177640
Thanks, Brexit.

>> No.10178003

>>10178000
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhahahahahahaa

>> No.10178006

>>10177640
Never had one. What does it taste like?

>> No.10178015

>>10178000
...i dont get it?

>> No.10178016
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10178016

Wrong.

>> No.10178017

>>10177752
I'm glad it didn't take too long.
First post would have been good, but I'll take this. Good job.

>> No.10178020

ngl, one of the few things europe as a continent as a whole has over america is chocolate. god german chocolate is so fucking good.

>> No.10178021

>>10178000
OH NONONONO PFFFTTHHHAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAAA HAAAAAA!!!!!!

>> No.10178024

>>10178000
Did that fucking actually happen? Holy shit kek.

>> No.10178029

>>10178000
Why did so many people get upset about this? They still have the same amount of chocolate and still cost the same.

>> No.10178030

>>10178006
I remember them being an ass to break into chunks and even then one triangle never fitted correctly in the mouth. Very hard chocolate but it has pieces of nougat in it which makes it more chewy. It isn't all that great really, incredibly overrated.

>> No.10178033

>>10178020
I'm not a chocolate person, or a candy person, but holy shit when I was in Germany I had some and it was pretty damn good.

>> No.10178036

>>10178020
Only an american would think that the over fatty, over sugary plastic american food is better than fine european cuisine.

>> No.10178038
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>>10178029
>They still have the same amount of chocolate
False.
The amount of chocolate is reduced to keep the cost the same, as Britain's currency devalued after Brexit. This is called Hidden Inflation.

400g bars are now 360g, 170g bars are now 150g.

>> No.10178053

>>10178038
There is literally nothing hidden about this. What a bad PR move on their part.

>> No.10178057

>>10178038
If American chocolate bars were this substantially reduced there would literally be riots across the countries. Amerilards in scooters would be spraying AR-15 copkiller machine gun bullets in every school and daycare until their chocolate regained its former size.

>> No.10178069

>>10178057
AR15 is not a machine gun.

>> No.10178097
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10178097

Kentucky candy is the true patrician.

>> No.10178098

>>10177752
Glad you could bake it lightning.

>> No.10178105

>>10178057
hersheys is probably around 20% cacao already any less and its not really qualified to be called chocolate anymore. Also they did reduce the size of them a couple years back

>> No.10178114
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>>10178057
Reminder that Cadbury drastically reduced the size of the chocolate eggs after the 2008 recession and outright lied in their marketing with the line "they haven't gotten smaller, you've just gotten bigger"

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>> No.10178153

>>10178069
Evidently not. Apparently if you carry one into a school filled with unarmed children you can only manage to kill 17 people before you're apprehended.

>> No.10178184

>>10178114

>americans won't let childs near eggs with toys, but will let them eat eggs filled with semen substitute

wew, I wonder who is behind this...

>> No.10178249

>>10178038
it's not due to Brexit, that's a convenient excuse. it's Mondelez being greedy. the new shape is shite, will not buy again

>>10178114
fuck i didn't remember them being that big!

>> No.10178254

>>10178249
It's obviously a mini egg beside a normal egg. But yes, they are smaller now.

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>>10177662

You mean Easter Toad?

>> No.10178279

>>10178006
Ever had a heath bar? Imagine the heath toffee broken into rice-sized pieces and distributed throughout milk chocolate. Some are flavored with almonds or honey as well. Pretty good desu

>> No.10178287

>>10178057
Ar-15's are semi-auto and low-powered, just basically black plastic grandma-friendly versions of common hunting rifles.

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>>10178271
Soon.

A celebration.

>> No.10179868
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true patrician candy coming through

>> No.10179877
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Excuse me, I believe this is PEAK chocolate performance

>> No.10179886

>>10178153
Do you even know the story? Look it up again before you respond, i would hate for you to look like a even bigger dumbfuck twice in a row.

>> No.10179891

>>10178057
That absolute state of the lard asses in Britain to be bitching about how much chocolate is in a candy bar.

>> No.10179979

>>10179877
you literally mean PUKE chocolate performance

>> No.10180467

>>10178114
Cadbury eggs were aLways grossly sweet to me

>> No.10180750

>>10179877
>Hershey's
>Peak
You have to be retarded to think that anything ftrom Hershey's is edible. It's literally wax mixed with spoiled milk

>> No.10182242

>>10179877
>tfw americans think they know what chocolate tastes like

>> No.10183500

>>10178133
You don't deserve this post

>> No.10183585

>>10178057
How would it compare to the riots in France when they put Nutella on sale?

>> No.10183596

>>10179877
Whew, that's fancy. I feel like buying a Hershey bar is such a treat anyway, I always go with what I know.

>> No.10183620

I'm inside the Brown & Haley building in Tacoma WA right now

Everyone likes Almond Roca, right?

>> No.10183632

>>10183620
How did you get in?

>> No.10183674
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>>10183632
Through the door.

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>>10177640
'sup?

>> No.10183697

>>10183620
I got some at Target recently, they were nice if a bit overpriced for mass market-ish candy.