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>> No.10167295

>>10167279
>heating the lettuce
YOU FUCKING PSYCHO

>> No.10167299
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>>10167279
did she really put corn and peas on a giant hamburger??

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>> No.10167319

>>10167279
Already?

>> No.10167386

>>10167279
>manlytears has a sexchange and get a job at macdonalds.jpg

>> No.10167400

>>10167279
Clever. That's a way to feed four people with three burgers.

>> No.10167411

>>10167308
haha how

>> No.10167426

>>10167386

Lol

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>>10167279
>corn and peas on a burger
Mexico was a mistake.

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>>10167279
>peas

>> No.10167883

>>10167411
obviously, he put them in the pan at different times, and was too stupid to account for that time difference

the fact that you don't realize this makes you as stupid as him.

>> No.10167926

>>10167864
I thought those were olives for a second

>> No.10167933

>>10167279
>that absolute unit
you just know that he ordered that

>> No.10167944

>>10167571
damn son

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>> No.10167961

>>10167883
Shut the fuck up retard

>> No.10167963

>>10167951
Damn dude lay off the amphetamines

>> No.10167982

>>10167883

>was too stupid

He obviously flipped them in the opposite order he put them in as a joke, just like everything Jack does, yet idiots on /ck/ still eat it up and pretend like it's real.

At least Masaokis went 100%.

>> No.10167987

>>10167963
>10167963
i think hes a tard

>> No.10168086

>>10167961
maybe you should stop mindlessly responding to jack posts with shocked comments like the retarded redditor you are just to be included in a possible screencap

>> No.10168138

>>10167426
Dumbass

>> No.10168166

>>10167733
Has RRCherrypie gotten over his infantile whining about the fake Facebook/Twitter pages? I thought his videos were comfy as hell but then he started bitching and moaning, threatening to stop making videos, and making personal threats to people who took offense to his behavior, all because some idiots were pretending to be him.

>> No.10168208

>>10167299
It's really common here in Brazil. We also do the same with hot dogs.
It's more about putting as much stuff as you can in one meal to get your money's worth rather than being about taste.
As a matter of fact, my dad used to take us to a similiar place when we were kids, expect that we had a bigger burger, like the size of a pizza. We didn't have the healthiest childhood. But to be fair, the Brazilian people have been getting fatter and fatter in the last decades.

>> No.10168225

>>10167571
That's Brazil, son.

>> No.10168251

>>10168208
>Brazil

LMAO

>> No.10168280

>>10168251
Respect us or we'll steal your wallet and your iPhone.

>> No.10168309

>>10168251
I think you meant huehuehue.

>> No.10168430

>>10167426
kill yourself

>> No.10168686
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phat ass

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>> No.10168720

>>10167883
I disagree and think uneven heating of a fliimsy pan caused significant surface heat variations and the burned one might've been directly over the heating element

>> No.10168743

>>10168690

what kind of eggs are those? they look even smaller than rat eggs

>> No.10168753
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>>10168743
>rat eggs

>> No.10168798

>>10168208
>We also do the same with hot dogs.
You know, if they weren't canned, peas and corn might actually be good on a hot dog.

>> No.10168803

>>10168686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSEE_xW51GI

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>>10168743

Kind of look like gecko eggs.

>> No.10168940

>>10168686
>knives on jeans

But why

>> No.10168953
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>>10167308

Kek that last failcake

>> No.10168960

>>10167951
I can never stop staring at that qt to the right whenever I see this webm. You can see her bra and side boob.

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>>10167951
not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.10168966

>>10168686
Obese ass bitch.

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>>10168743
>rat eggs

>> No.10169039

>>10167571
Tasty HIV

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>> No.10169043

>>10167571
>malaria burgers

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>>10168963
what the fuck, who are you and why do you keep replying with this exact wording and image every time.

>> No.10169057
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>> No.10169077

>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

>> No.10169080

>inb4 flaming pizza dome
>inb4 hot bitch with spinal meningitis
>inb4 kay and her man hands
>inb4 avocado macchiato
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face girl chops onions like a penis
>inb4 Favreau making an autism sandwich
>inb4 asian dude chugging pint glasses full of raw eggs
>inb4 Jack's mouth and tongue reach for a sandwich
>inb4 cooking longpork with Hannibal Lector
>inb4 weiner and mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 roasties hitting a chef's knife with a hammer to open a coconut
>inb4 retard thinks he can eat a 22lb curry, fails miserably
>inb4 female cook fucks a customer's hotdog
>inb4 crab preparation with kitchen shears
>inb4 plump erotic cakes
>inb4 Joey anything (pls no)
>inb4 flaming faggot dabs the grease on his pizza, everyone rages
>inb4 bbq montage
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 the pizza crust is a watermelon (?)
>inb4 butterslut
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed anything
>inb4 Nigella’s titties, boners ensue
>inb4 butchering dolphin meat with a katana
>inb4 turkish ice cream illusionists
>inb4 cheetofrap
>inb4 squid karate chop instakill
>inb4 making toast on a citronella candle
>inb4 liquor in a flower vase
>inb4 vodka grilled cheese cocktail
>inb4 creme.webm (blue board, faggots)
>inb4 tiny asian girl eats 500lbs of big macs
>inb4 omnidirectional spaghetti separator
>inb4 ice cream on a fucking watermelon
>inb4 the machine race from the matrix makes pizza
>inb4 bandsaw animal dismemberment
>inb4 motherfucking salt bae

>> No.10169091

>>10169040
>premade frosting
Christ its not hard to make from scratch

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>>10168963

Yea you made me think this thread was 2 weeks old for a second with your word for word pasta. keep it up you dang maniac

>> No.10169146

>>10169104
America was a mistake.

>> No.10169161

>>10169091
It's a recipe for kids.

>> No.10169166

>>10169129
He's been doing it for months.

>> No.10169171

>>10169040
idk why this keeps getting reposted
it is very obviously aimed at children

>> No.10169180

>>10167279
jesus christ, its like 80% bun what the fuck is this? Subway?

>> No.10169198

>>10169077
>>10169080
Keep up the good work anon

>> No.10169203

>>10167308
I'm sensing Kay.

>> No.10169212

>>10169171
It's some MLP shit, isn't it?

>> No.10169223

>>10169198
>supporting the inb4 fag pasta shit
you retarded m8?

>> No.10169250

>>10169212
Yeah, a bonus feature on an MLP DVD

>> No.10169259

>>10169223
Thanks for the criticism anon, however, as I doubt the anon would stop If I said otherwise, I deemed it appropriate to take the opposite approach and provide support under the hope that he may stop if his expected response were not provided.

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>>10169080
>>10169077
You know you could make some oc, you make this list enough times that it's become copypasta in and of itself

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>>10169259
I didn't say nothing to either of posts. if you want something to go away you ignore it entirely. don't support the attention whore, it'll keep coming back if you do.

>> No.10169310

>>10169289
Thank you for the advice anon.

Also imagine sticking your dick in that.

>> No.10169368

>>10168686
Disgusting

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>>10168686

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>> No.10169448

>>10169040
>No teaspoon of godzilla.
Fuck whoever this fake ass bitch is.

>> No.10169454

>>10169271
>Using both metric and imperial measurements
But why

>> No.10169457
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>>10169057
Why is fishe so stiff?

>> No.10169460

>>10167279

Why does she cut it with a putty knife at the end?

>> No.10169462

>>10167279
>corn

nogracias.png

>> No.10169468

>>10167951
COCAINE

>> No.10169469

>>10169454
You're asking that of a country that still uses 'stone,' but only for measuring human weights for some reason.

>> No.10169472

>>10167982
i miss masaokis :(

>> No.10169489

>>10167951
Kinda looks like Hank Azaria.

>> No.10169496

>>10168803
fuckin miss this show, bro.

>> No.10169503

>>10168966
>>10169368
>>10169423
Olivia Jensen's gotten even bigger since filming this segment.

>> No.10169510

>>10167982
It's not Jack, buttmunch.

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>> No.10169523

>>10169469
come on it's not as if certain other countries don't stick to absurd outdated traditions solely for tradition's sake

>> No.10169532

>>10169523
Yeah, but Britons are the ones always making fun of that certain other country for doing the very same thing they do.

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>>10169077
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face girl chops onions like a penis
>inb4 butterslut
I'd like to borrow these from your library if you please.

>> No.10169545

>>10169532
that's just banter m8

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>>10169538
I'll share one, have most of what you're requesting but I'm tired, maybe tomorrow

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>>10169538

>> No.10169571

>>10169052
>>10169129
Samefag

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>>10169538

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>> No.10169615

>>10169104
What the hell happened to Joey, going from eating burgers in a car to this?

>> No.10169623

>>10169496
before they were all pussified celebs...
especially who now goes on tv to cry every week, who used to do the man show...

>> No.10169654

>>10169040
>that filename
Who the hell is Pinkie Pie?

>> No.10169656

>>10169615
he got depressed and went on a bender

>> No.10169663

>>10169445
i dont know why but everytime i see this webm, it still makes me think they are spraying a mist of powdered cheese on the pigs.

>> No.10169667

>>10169654
Stop pretending that you don't know.

>> No.10169674

>>10169667

Not him, but I've been on /ck/ for a decade and have no clue who that is either.

>> No.10169693

>>10168225
Same thing

>> No.10169710

>>10169569
who is this?

>> No.10169717

>>10169457
frozen

>> No.10169740
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>>10169710
Anna speckhart

>> No.10169757

>>10169445
do a barrel roll

>> No.10169761

>>10168960
Ask me how I know that you're a virgin

>> No.10169779

>>10169445
hahahhhahhahhahhahahahha look at em go

>> No.10169839

>>10169569
she's gonna kill whoever she's cookin for

>> No.10169849

>>10169740
>start off oddly turned on
>snaps banana
>wince a little

Fuck

>> No.10169856

>>10168686
BRAAAAPPPP

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>> No.10169875

>>10169740

Shit like this is so fucking annoying. The fact that this is the kind of shit that kids spend their time watching makes me glad I never reproduced.

>> No.10169885

>>10169104
woowoowoowoo!

>> No.10169921

>>10169454
it all looks metric to me?
(yes there are different standards to what a tsp and tbs are, but we can assume its using the UK standard being the bbc and using ml)

>> No.10169956

>>10169740
I'm hella frightened

>> No.10170011

>>10169445
god i wish that were me...

>> No.10170023

>>10169674
Stop pretending to be retarded for attention.

>> No.10170043

>>10168686
MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.10170045

>>10167295
Warm lettuce is really good. You're missing out.

>> No.10170178

>>10167951
that stealthy booger flick

>> No.10170210

>>10167951
>watches spider once

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>>10169605

>> No.10170267

>>10169569
is she blind

>> No.10170395

>>10167733
ayyy lmao

>> No.10170401

>>10169271
it's the mustard that hold that shitty "mayo", mustard is full of emulsifiers to begin with

>> No.10170408

>>10169271
why are her hands purple?

>> No.10170473

>>10170408
digital cameras innit

>> No.10170478

>>10168960
Do you also see that nose?

>> No.10170504

>>10170473
play a record

>> No.10170515

>>10170023
Not the anons you're quoting but it took me a few mins to realize it was a MLP character.

I kept thinking they meant that pew dee pie youtube guy or some random female youtuber.

>> No.10170519

>>10169595
This webm looped and I thought two separate waitresses spilled their shit on him lol.

>> No.10170543

>>10169654
>>>/mlp/

>> No.10170554

>>10167951
>>10168963
i could almost swear that I saw this exact same chain of comments at least twice before. sometimes it feels like i am stuck in a constant time loop on the Even Horizon or something.

>> No.10170559 [DELETED] 

>>10168686
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

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>>10169503
holy moly
I kinda like it...

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>>10167571
>surrounded by fertile soil and rich vegetation
>eat the flies instead
And niggers actually think they would be some advanced society without white people

>> No.10170566

>>10170408
british

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>>10169077
>>10169080
a fellow inb4 poster here. thank you for keeping this tradition. here is OC for your pleasure.

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>>10169538

>> No.10170578

>>10169171
Holy fucking shit, my 'tism didn't let me see that. Thanks for the reality check anon

>> No.10170580

>>10169538
>>10169077
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
wat

>> No.10170581

>>10169605
>don't worry anon, we are just going on a girl's night out tee hee :^)

>> No.10170582

>>10170574
holy shit how does that work
are there hole under the containers that suck up the cocoa powder?

>> No.10170583

>>10170582
>how does that work?
Arabian Jinn magic

>> No.10170592

>>10170574
Magic coffee.

>> No.10170635

>>10168166
seems like it. he's been posting recently with a lot of gatcha toys and slimes

>> No.10170656

>>10170582
>coffee boils
>Volume expands greatly, forming a froth
>Pours off small amount of froth
>Cools down enough that remaining froth in vessels turns to liquid again
>only a small decrease in total volume
>repeat

>> No.10170663

>>10170574
Does it get bitter? I was always taught to not using boiling water for coffee.
I've been wondering same thing about those moca pots.

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>>10170554
>twice

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>>10168960

I have a similar problem anon

>> No.10170728

>>10169565
>burning girl
I'm assuming they don't learn about stop, drop, and roll over there.

>> No.10170755

>>10170554
/ck/ is just the same 15 people posting the same 30 things over and over again

>> No.10170783

>>10170582
Roach magic

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>>10169310
yeah but
imagine NOT sticking your dick in that

>> No.10170862

>>10169875
stop ignoring me dad

>> No.10170917
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>>10167951
>sucks on finger
>handles your food

>> No.10170923
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>>10168743
>rat eggs

>> No.10170931
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>> No.10170953

>>10170931
Is this legit or will I create mustard gas?

>> No.10170972

>>10168690
>country breakfast
That editing trick for the eggs got me going. Snake egg? Mini cadbury cream egg?

I laughed at the baby sausage patty coming off that spatula. We needed some grits, though.

>> No.10170992

>>10170953
>>>10170931
>Is this legit or will I create mustard gas?
They were already easy to peel. Really fresh eggs have a membrane that literally sticks to the white inside. Getting water or air between that membrane helps separate it, but old eggs are really the best way to ensure it happens. There's is simply not enough permeable shell air loss to make it happen naturally in a fresh egg. Cold help. Shrink those babies a bit when you soak in ice water to stop their cooking.

>> No.10170996
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>> No.10171025

>>10167308
Each flip is a century in America

>> No.10171040

>>10169605

Blurred out tits. What is it about breasts that so offends mutts?

>> No.10171077

>>10170478
>do you also see that nose
How can you not?

>> No.10171096

>>10170996
literal placenta

>> No.10171256

>>10170569
Fucking stupid.

>> No.10171287

>>10170569
That actually looks pretty darn good

>> No.10171469

>>10170569
White people "cooking."

>> No.10171559

>>10171469
See the bug burger webm posted ITT for a great example of black "people" cooking.

>> No.10171609

>>10171469
guaranteed replies

>> No.10171630

>>10171469
>when your entire race has ZERO successful countries in the world so some Jewish writer has to make up a country so niggers can pretend to be advanced and your whole race freaks out because WE WUZ KANGS NSHIET

>> No.10171657

>>10171630
wakanda in the comics is a complete shithole with about only one decent city and the only reason that's possible is because there is a large amount of a super metal all over wakanda that everyone wants
it's almost the same in the movie

>> No.10171664

>>10169203
yup. i want to believe its a clever satire channel but I just think they are that dumb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB5BfqUoVWc

>> No.10171720
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>>10168686

>> No.10171754

>>10170946
hot

>> No.10171762

>>10170581
>unironically getting jealous that your gf is going to have an affair with a champagne bottle

>> No.10171767

>>10171762
>being a cuck who likes the idea of his girlfriend performing lewd acts in front of a bunch of male strangers who are all looking to fuck her

>> No.10171836

>>10170554
Kyon-kun, denwa

>> No.10171851

>>10171767
>being a pre-cuck who is so insecure about their gf doing stuff like this they will inevitably succumb to fetishising and encouraging the act in order to avoid the psychological trauma of betrayal

>> No.10171928

>>10171657
Niggers cant read comics they're just going off what they see in the movie

>> No.10171931

>>10171762
she is clearly naked in that vid. also, can i be your bull? you seem to enjoy cuckoldry and i can help with that.

>> No.10171943

>>10171931
you seem to be extremely insecure that this is a real thing that happens in the real world to your fictional girlfriend. can i be your bull?

>> No.10171950

>>10171931
>>10171943
Tbh i cringed

>> No.10171953

>>10171931
>>10171943
Yeah faggots, that video is of a literal stripper at a strip club doing that for money.

>> No.10171967

>>10167571
>disease ridden bugs
>gutter oil
>no seasoning
So this is what wakandan cuisine is like

>> No.10172003

>>10169289
Is that a hard drive shredder? Saw my boss get her hand caught in one before.

>> No.10172014

>>10170728
She was covered in fuel wouldn't do anything.

>> No.10172040

>>10171040
The USA was settled by a group referred to as the "Puritans", which were a religious group seeking shelter from their English persecution.
Being a highly religious group, they were also very conservative, and looked down on things such as prostitution and nudity, and as such when the US formed into it's own country, it's conservative ideals transferred over as well, not only legally, but socially, making nudity looked down upon to this day.

>> No.10172042

>>10172014
fuel needs oxygen

>> No.10172068

>>10172003
Maybe it was just her turn.

>>10172042
It really doesn't work very well if you're soaked in alcohol, no.

>> No.10172134

>>10169511
>How Joe Rogan's fridge is stocked

>> No.10172178

>>10170554
>remember you are here forever

>> No.10172186

>>10167951
>file name
my sides

anyway, creps are so fucking over the top and disgusting, do europoors actually eat this shit for breakfast?

>> No.10172229

>>10170663
every starbux and many other coffee shops use boiling water to make coffee, so i can't imagine that it's that big of a deal. i personally only heat the water to 195F for my daily pour over.

>> No.10172285
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y'all babble to much, at least post a webm when ya shitpost

>> No.10172292

>inb4 anon wants her to crush his dick

>> No.10172557
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>> No.10172574

>>10168720
yeah I noticed that too

>> No.10172585
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>> No.10172651

>>10172585
holy yeast infection batman

>> No.10172689

>>10172651
a yeast infection is typically the result of something wrong with the cunt, being yeasty is the symptom not the cause so this should be fine... I would be more concerned about a simple UTI but pissing followed by a shower after bathing should set that right

>> No.10172699

>>10172585

This doesn't sound pleasant at all

>> No.10172718

>>10169104
What is that?

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>> No.10172733

>>10170011
Anon, i have some questions

>> No.10172757

>>10171851
Not him but, you are fucking retarded.

>> No.10172806

>>10169667
>>10169674
You guys obviously don't have toddlers that watch television.

>> No.10172821
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>>10168743
fucking rat eggs

>> No.10172871
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>>10170992
>>10170953
I raise my won chickens. I have the opportunity to use old eggs or eggs so fresh they are still warm from the chicken. I find that old eggs peel better, but also eggs from some breeds peel easier than others. Also, eggs t hat are kept moist and never allowed to dry out after boiling are easier to peel. Getting the spoon wet also helps.

In all instances, I find it is much better to use the spoon than to go without it. Otherwise, there's always a chance the egg will glue itself to the egg white and pull off huge chunks. Even when using the spoon there are still eggs that are more difficult than normal, but with the spoon that simply doesn't matter at all.

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>>10167951
>thought about michael j fox joke
>OP beat me to it already with the filename

well played

>> No.10172932

>>10169469
literally 0 difference from using pounds

>> No.10172942

>>10169875
>implying you've ever had the opportunity to reproduce

>> No.10172953

>>10169445
goes well with NIN

>> No.10172958

>>10172942
b-b-b-but if I wanted to I c-c-c-could have

>> No.10172963

>>10170574
it's turkish coffee you fucktard

>> No.10172983

>>10172942

>projection

>> No.10173016

>>10172983
>The "thinking man's" I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I retort
kek permavirgin detected

>> No.10173031
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>> No.10173037

>>10173031
please tell me this webm is reversed

>> No.10173076

>>10167308
Okay yeah the cooking itself is fucked, but do you guys see that god damn measuring cup on the right? That looks hideous

>> No.10173077

>>10173037
I don't think it is. she looks like she's drunk and just gives no fucks

>> No.10173079
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>>10167308

kek even the candydoll girls do it better

>> No.10173084

>>10171256
>>10171469
It's literally just an eggs benny with some asparagus on it and in the hollandaise. What's so bad about it?

>> No.10173090

>>10169445

kaiokenX10

>> No.10173109

>>10172730
I hate this ugly little thing. Which shithole Europoor country is it from again?

>> No.10173155

>>10168208
/ck/ has made me so racist against brazilians they're literally subhumans

>> No.10173188

>>10170946
sause!!!

>> No.10173205

>>10173077
no, it is. that is my girlfriend and she was generously regurgitating some of her food as we took the train back from the club where i picked her up. you can see her carefully moving the shards of crisp around on the floor to give me the satisfaction of hunting them out. i love my hubby,

>> No.10173360

>>10169445
This loops really nicely.

>> No.10173423

>>10167571
>african cuisine
why am I not surprised

>> No.10173435

>>10172285
Why is this dumb bitch crumpling the bottle? You can chug that just as fast without doing that. What a retarded cunt.

>> No.10173442

>>10170582
that isn't cocoa powder, it's hot sand

>> No.10173451

>>10168686
I would unironically let her take a fat smelly shit directly in my mouth

>> No.10173487

>>10170931
Not sure if satire... Until I saw the meme watch.

Definitely autism

>> No.10173498

>>10172557
lol you can't even bite into that

>> No.10173511

>>10172730
So you cook it afterwards, right?

>> No.10173558
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>> No.10173566
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>> No.10173569

>>10173498
mouthlet

>> No.10173574

>>10169623
is there any place to watch this show? i can never find it online

>> No.10173581

>>10173076
It's the wooden spatula from the first two seconds

>> No.10173603

>>10172585
Man, I've home brewed and that looks like uncarbed yeasty nastiness. Imagine if they re use it. All the nasty germs.

That's fucking gross.

>> No.10173619

>>10168815
I would imagine the guy froze some chicken egg white and yolk and then covered in some sort of candy/etc shell. You can see how weird and thick the shell is when he tries to crack it.

>> No.10173624
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>> No.10173626

>>10168743
by the looks of how the yolk kinda dripped out after the whites I would say that it's a fake egg shell that just have a little but of chicken egg in it

>> No.10173632

>>10173558
adorable af

i'd love to see an 'animals eating' themed webm thread but i've posted some recently which got deleted by a mod/janitor for some reason.

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>> No.10173689

>>10172718
Oh god, it looks like uncooked Chorizo..

>> No.10173690

>>10173672

I've always wondered how they make salmon poke.

>> No.10173691
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>> No.10173700

>>10173672
What's happening there? Are they being injected with gel?

>> No.10173701

>>10173689
it is exactly that

>> No.10173713

>>10170581
Pretty sure that's a stripper

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>> No.10173723

>>10173647
Someone set her up with review brah

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>> No.10173746

>>10173734
are those wroms? wth

>> No.10173753

>>10173734
The fuck is that shit?

>> No.10173760

>>10173566

What the fuck is he doing?

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>> No.10173792

>>10173701
is it nduja?

>> No.10173816

>>10167571
being so destitute that you're reduced to catching and eating diseased mosquitos
>clothed and smiling and generally seem happy with life

#fakenews

>if you can't be with the one you love then love the one you're with

>> No.10173823

>>10173760
putting spice in his eye

>> No.10173884

>>10173777

I threw up a little in my mouth. Thanks drumpf.

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>> No.10173998

>>10173700
Probably curing brine or something

>> No.10174008

>>10173700
getting tenderized

>> No.10174105

>>10173624
Holy shit.
That looks good.

>> No.10174116

>>10173991

That's just stupid. All of the individual parts look neither terrible nor anything special, but stacking it all up like that, putting on way too much sauce, and then smashing it down into a mess is just retarded. Like, what's even the point?

>> No.10174142

>>10174116
I smash my sandwich if it's to big to take a bite. plus smashing a sandwich down helps spread the sauce evenly. in the webm they did add to much sauce, though.

>> No.10174180

>>10173624
This shit is so stupid.

>> No.10174182

>>10173435
are you stupid? with no air coming in the bottle needs to be crumpled.

>> No.10174211

>>10173700
getting filled with GMOs

>> No.10174212

>>10170931
What's the point when you can do it faster the normal way?

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>> No.10174228

>>10174212
see: >>10172871

>> No.10174236

>>10174182
it’s retarded to make a seal with your mouth on the bottle in the first place

>> No.10174253

>>10173109
DEUTSCHLAND

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>>10169565
>>10169569
>>10169595
>>10170574
Thank you. I appreciate it!

>> No.10174282
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>>10169538
>butterslut

>> No.10174315
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>>10172285
She is like little babby. Watch this.

>> No.10174325
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>>10173971
>not today, mother fucker

>> No.10174342

>>10174325
>kill humanely
>let it slowly freeze to death for an hour before stabbing it in the dick

>> No.10174345

>>10174218
>tortillas are cheap but you'll pay much higher prices if I tell you to
Basically sums up what he says. No no one else has to sit through this boring piece of shit.

>> No.10174350

>>10174342
I've actually heard freezing to death is one of the less painful ways to go.

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>> No.10174374

>>10172689
Have cunt, can agree.

>> No.10174382

>>10169040
Seriously? Going through all the trouble of making cupcakes from scratch only to use shitty, canned frosting?

>> No.10174407

>>10169077
I haven’t seen most of these. Now I’m curious.

>> No.10174427

>>10173566
Chef John's cayenne addiction is getting worse

>> No.10174429

>>10174218
You can get a whole kg of tortillas in Mexico for. 75 cents. Not even kidding.

>> No.10174431

>>10169104
1. What is that?
2. Why is he choking on it?
3. Why is he eating it in the first place?
4. How big of a dick could he fit in his mouth?

>> No.10174446

>>10174407
how new are ya m8?

>> No.10174465

>>10174431
Dude's got a huge scat fetish. He's imagining that it's shit and pretending how "disgusted" he is from eating it.

>> No.10174475

>>10173647

name?

>> No.10174491

>>10173720

thot annihilated

>> No.10174493

>>10174431
Looks like chorizo.

>> No.10174495

>>10169674
How do you be on 4chan for a decade and not know what it is

>> No.10174496

>>10174431
1 chorizo
2 spicy
3 retard
4 (you)

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>>10169104
El Ogro de las Américas...

>> No.10174514

>>10169538
>butterslut
Thanks. Now I know what to name my next cow character on f-list.

>> No.10174537

>>10174465
Is... Is that right?

>> No.10174545

>>10169740
I just realized it’s not the blank stare it’s the fact she doesn’t blink either.

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>>10169077
I'd rather watch the same webms over and over again over sluts flaunting their bodies while holding food or a utensil or girls doing stupid acts with food. Lately webm threads have been containing either and it's boring. If I wanted to look at a slut I'd go to any other porn board.

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>>10169057
>TFW he doesn't tap the knife before cutting

>> No.10174583

>>10173657
god I with this were me

>> No.10174589

>>10170574
How is this working? What’s the pink(?) sandy looking stuff?

>> No.10174596

>>10174589
sand

>> No.10174598

>>10174510

La Luz Extinguido

>> No.10174649

>>10171040
This is a blue board.

>> No.10174664

>>10174589
The webm's reversed.

>> No.10174748

>>10172733
>>10170011
Me too.

>> No.10174753

>>10170562
Man the harpoons

>> No.10174767

>>10173566
WHY WOULD HE DO THIS?! WHAT THE HELL?! I’ve watched his videos and they aren’t insane - but WTF.

>> No.10174796

>>10173720
What show is this from? I want the context.

>> No.10174804

>>10173734
>>10173746
>>10173753
It looks to me almost likes patbingsu or something. It looks like a milk ice with (sweetened) red beans and the noodles could be anything - tapioca shaped into noodles or something.

>> No.10174807

>>10174767
He got pinkeye and heard that a pinch of cayenne in water is a good treatment for it.

>> No.10174812

>>10173761
>America Sitting On The Right

>> No.10174814

>>10173823
The better question is why

>> No.10174819

>>10173991
Looks gross as is.

>> No.10174824

>>10174598
Extinguido is not really a word, the right word here is "Extinta" which has the same meaning but it's a female adjective, like "luz". "La luz extinta"

>> No.10174834

>>10174342
I was thinking the same thing about freezing it first.

>>10174350
I wonder how much the crab is aware of it.

>> No.10174838

>>10174369
Lol aww traumatized

>> No.10174846

>>10174446
Actually not all that new but either I’ve seen several of those but don’t recognize them by those descriptions or I have not seen a good number of those.

>> No.10174849

>>10174537
I hope not

>> No.10174855

>>10174548
Some sort of Atkins meal? If that’s supposed to be his cutting board I’d say it’s gorgeo but very impractical.

>> No.10174863

>>10174807
Oh my gosh. I hope the doctor told him he was fucking insane for even considering that.

>> No.10174868

>>10174863
>jack
>listening to sense and reason
Pick one.

>> No.10174924

>>10170554
Ice cream? I love ice cream!

>> No.10174943

>>10169605
What the fuck is going on with her hand at the beginning

>> No.10175249

>>10171025
You are a funny man.

>> No.10175299

>>10173632
https://youtu.be/ZpPB4bp4whU

>> No.10175331

>>10172963
>t. triggered roach

>> No.10175405

>>10174583
I'll crush your nuts for you.

>> No.10175412

>>10174342
kek

>> No.10175425
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>>10169271
That shit is called aquafaba (the chickpea water), pretty cool but no clue what the taste is like

>>10173971
Poor crabs :(

>> No.10175439

>>10174814
I believe all these juicey meats caught up to him and he got a pinkeye.

>> No.10175575

>>10173700
Brine blended with the trimmings to use everything up and increase the weight.

>> No.10175700

>>10174236
You get maximum flow. You obviously know shit all about chugging.

>> No.10175817

>>10169569
KETAMINE

>> No.10176051

>>10169289
>>10169310
this kills the sausage

>> No.10176079

>>10169445
I fucking love meat but i can't see animals (especially mammals) being killed for food. Why am i so weird

>> No.10176270

>>10174427
top kek

>> No.10176361

>>10172585
You know what always annoys me about these kinds of videos is how annoyingly happy and impressed the people are when using the product I just want to stab them.

>> No.10176383

>>10173511
nein

>> No.10176406

>>10174369
Haha stupid kid enjoying itself. GET FUCKED!

>> No.10176442

>>10173079
The what?

>> No.10176457

>>10174943
She's hitting the bottle.

>> No.10176654

>>10174429
they're not much more in the US, given there's a significant enough mexican population. i think a package of corn tortillas costs maybe a dollar or so. enough to make tacos for a dozen people, all double-wrapped.

>> No.10176842

>>10172557
What's with those "tasty" types of video where everything has either extra cheese or extra oreos out of the ass ?

>> No.10176851

>>10176361
They're there to sell that stupid shit to other stupid people

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