/ck/ - Food & Cooking

imagine being a manchild with 0 self control lmfao at u retards

im surprised that a lot of al/ck/s either own land or are related to someone who does

>>10162446
have fun with your 100% self control missing out at life

>>10162446
alcoholism and drug addiction has nothing to do with self control

the brain of an addict craves high dopamine and serotonin and opiate levels. you are bothered by it 24/7 until you give in and get loaded.

https://discord.gg/jUGkQX


please come, lads

>>10162461
Lol i rly wish i was living the alcoholic bum life ye
>>10162467
Ye man ur just addicted no amount of self control could save you!!

So I microwaved some food last night, and tried to take it up to my room...
>I fucking fell down the stairs with this plate of food.
>Skinned the shit out of my knee
>My mom came out of her room and screamed at me
>She spends an hour cleaning at like 3 am and i pass out
I really fucked it up this time, boys

>>10162521
this is 'really fucking up' to you? dropping an egg on the floor?

>>10162482
Join us

>>10162548
wait what? I'm there

>>10162517
>Lol i rly wish i was living the alcoholic bum life ye
Are you really addicted to nothing?
>coffee/tea/caffein
>cigarettes/vape/nicotin
>recognition/work
>money
>company
>sex
>porn
>music
>netflix
>TV/yt
>vidya
>internet
and of course:
>4chan

Anyone able to balance alcoholism with anxiety and panic attacks?

come to discord you fucks, I wanna talk

https://discord.gg/jUGkQX

>>10162589
nup. anxiety increases ten-fold if you're an alcohol. you're either making an idiot out of yourself drunk, or cringing about it while in withdrawal with a nervous system on hyper-alert.

>>10162560
Ye i cant go on without any of those i have to have them or i go into withdrawal like a pussy
I also demand that all of those things be removed from a social setting to prevent me from getting triggered and relapsing which would literally kill me

>>10162589
of course not

>>10162679
Y u evn here, you saint ?

>>10162679
Also
>gym
>sugar
>sip
>cuckoldry

i just shit myself

When /ck/ and /v/ combine it is magical. Every other scenario is vomit inducing shame.

>>10162853
uh what

>>10162857

>he doesn't know STALKER

Cheeki Breeki

>am NEET
>parents are sick of my habit
>mom forces me to breathe against her face literally every single morning to check if I've been drinking
For fuck's sake. Is there anything I can do beside pretending to go to a party? I just wanna drink

>>10162975

>>10162975
>>mom forces me to breathe against her face literally every single morning

>>10162975
move out

>>10162975
Get a job you loser.

Then you can live alone and drink every night.

I wish I had any friends.

>>10162975
Wow you're one sad sack of shit. Have you ever once considered what it must be like for your parents - to have a beautiful son, feel a love so strong that it hurts, see your first experiences and joys... only to have you be some fat drunk loser who spends all his time online?

Fuck man, make them dinner tomorrow night and turn your life around. It must be terrible for your father to see that their son isn't a man.

>>10163030
I'm a neet too, but I do so much around the house including cooking, they don't even seem to mind me at all. They even leave me beer money sometimes.

What's up with the hangover libido, man? I'm still hungover as hell, but I feel like I need to inseminate 20 women

>>10163027
You have us, anon

>>10163041
That's why I miss having a gf. Semi-drunk morning sex.

>>10162853
Played Last Day mod for a bit. Can't believe it's freeeee

>Send a snap to the few friends I have on valentines day while cooking mexican and a bottle of bacardi
>They came by yesterday to see my new place
>they asked why theres barely 10% of the bacardi left
literally if I could get at least my dick sucked I wouldn't need to drink so often lately. Holy shit how can a successful person with a career working, thin, reasonablyy attractive person not at least get some regular dick suck. Last time I had sex at this point was last year. FUCK

>>10163041
Alcohol's a testosterone suppressant. That's why you get whiskey dick. You lay off the booze, the testosterone comes flooding back after an absence, and bam, it's hangover horn from hell. It takes me three or four nuts in one day before I'm back to normal.

I couldn't think of a better group of people to ask, so who knows what the name of that cheap beer with the black can and the monster type logo. you know, with the three scratch type stripes

>>10163149
samefag here, don't really remember much about it so I can't describe much else about it. can't find jack shit about the thing anywhere though

>>10162450
I wish, Owning land is in top-list. I don't know why.

>>10163326
Because as Lex Luthor said, it's the one thing they're not making any more of. Owning a house, you're building equity, building your credit, and what's more, you're no longer pissing away money on rent and letting a landlord tell you what you can and can't do.

One thing though, make sure to read any HOA agreements in the neighborhood you buy in. Mine's pretty easy, I can't build a swimming pool (not that my backyard would have room for one, but they want to sell memberships at the neighborhood association pool), but otherwise it's not too bad. Some are bitches about fining you if you leave your garbage cans out too long though.)

>tfw finally found E WIlliams and will never pay more than 13 buckaroos for a bottle of whiskey again

>>10163149
nigga you US? you talking Camo??

>>10163361
Thing about owning houses though is you have to want to live in that neighborhood long enough to pay the house off or reasonably enough and have to eat the repair costs of owning the place. Ten years down the line once you get it paid off the place will need a remodel before you can rent it out which you also have to factor in if you ever want to move. Right now I rent even though I am employed and contracted to a local school division as a teacher. In three years once I finish my TEACH grant obligations I am probably going to switch careers and join border patrol because being a teacher is too much work.

>>10163378
yeah, down south. and, it's not camo. it's a black can

>>10163365
Is evan williams any good though?

>>10163387
I got a great deal in a neighborhood I love. 3 BR, 2 1/2 bath, 2 car garage, fenced yard, MASSIVE master suite and bath for $149k. Got it for a steal from a Mexican couple that had already split for California. A little lien insurance just in case, and I was good to go.

My neighbors are chill, my HOA isn't too restrictive, I've got all my core shopping 5 minutes down the road, and the best part is, my mom's house is done. When she passes, I'll have mine, and hers to sell or rent out. Gives me great financial security for the future.

>>10163365
>>10163404
Good deal. Evan is a great buy for the cost.

Feel incredibly hopeless tonight. Think if I could just somehow disappear forever without further upsetting family, make them think I was still alive and happy in another country or something, I’d disappear and just walk without a second though or a single emotion, straight off a cliff.

>>10163041
This is posted on almost every thread, but it's an interesting topic
Every time I'm hangover I feel like a damn chimp wanting to breed every single woman I see on the street, but it doesn't override the anxiety of asking a woman to fuck so i just usually nut to porn about 5 or 6 times in a day

>>10162437
Tonight is the first night I can remember abstaining from alcohol I average five drinks a night on weekdays and drink until I pass out on weekends. What can I expect?

>>10163484
A mix of insomnia and the deepest sleep you've ever had. When you sleep, you'll have super-vivid dreams and wake up feeling so refreshed, because the alcohol has been fucking with your REM sleep. Otherwise, you won't be able to sleep at all for days. It's a roller coaster for the first week or so.

>>10163041
I practically shredded my dick once over 3 days when withdrawing coincided with finding this gril’s nude galleries. The withdrawal horniness is relentless

>>10162589
To an extent. Eventually it becomes part of your day and you learn to deal with it. It never goes away, it just gets a little easier. You will either start taking benzos to dull it or just day drink to get rid of it.

>>10163041
>>10163458
Processing alcohol inhibits testosterone production, so once your body is all done with that it shoots you full of it to make up for the lowered levels.

>>10163662
Name? Looks familiar

>>10163685
Calls herself kittens, she’s from /soc/

>>10163484
Probably not much, if you're only drinking five drinks on the weekdays, you will probably sleep a little better and thats the only difference you will notice. People who slam 750ml a night 7 days a week are the ones that end up staying up all night and not being able to sleep because they don't have a constant CNS depressant in their system dragging them down. Not to mention, withdrawals.

>>10163692
>she's from /soc/
gat dang i gotta start frequenting that more

Boy it's a slow night here. Either some of you are dead, or are at the bar instead of 4chan. I hope it's the latter of the two

>>10163774
A fair few al/ck/s seem to have made significant progress getting off the shit in recent weeks. Guessing it’s the new year effect. I’m on night 5 of nosleep having managed to quit yet another 2018 taper

>>10163785
>quit
*complete

>>10163785
That's good, genuinely happy for those people, unfortunately, we're still here.

>>10163774
Hello. Pretty drunk right now. Destroyed a 375 ml of vodka and I had to buy some sugary drink at the convenience store to keep myself up.

Playing Heroes of the Storm with some music. Comfy setting desu. I was the guy who posted earlier (last thread) about the horrible ''cringe''. Have not sent anything on Facebook to friends or girls. Let's hope I keep it that way. And I'm drinking lots of water. I just want to wake up fine tomorrow...

>>10163831
what was the cringe about?

>>10163831
Good to here, I don't know how old you are, but I definitely grew out of my sending people drunk texts or posting dumb shit on facebook phase. You will too. I've just begun drinking, only on beer 3. I have some catching up to do. It's going to be a late night.

>>10163774
The Discord is pretty active. Maybe the usual gang are busy there.

>>10163846
Do you have a link?

I’ve been drinking ~3 beers daily for the last couple months.
If I quit cold turkey is it dangerous? I know I’m not as bad as most of you guys but I want to stop while I still can.

>>10163877
https://discord.gg/muyDXUC

>>10163699
>>10163507
>>10163484
lel I had a beer.

>>10163903
No, you're nowhere close to being at risk for withdrawl. Withdrawl becoming dangerous is only when you're in the 5 year fifth a day club

>>10163903
That's nothing to get worried about man, you could continue like that for the rest of your life even with some health benefits from it (although of you aren't sure if your consumption could escalate, quiting for a little while wouldn't hurt, but if you been months with three beards, I highly doubt it)

>>10163844
Ah! nothing too serious, you know. But I just spoke to a girl on FB (whom I've had a crush on for the last years) and said some really random shit. Totally unuseful stiff. Like, I can't even, myself, comprehend why I said some of these things, you know?

There was literally nothing to gain from saying that to this girl. But I did anyway. Alcohol betrayed me and I betrayed myself.

>>10163845
Thanks, man, appreciate the input. I'm 25. God, I wish I would grow out of that. I'm starting to think I should just delete Facebook so I can avoid this. My problem is not my cellphone: it's fucking Facebook, you know? Anyways, cheers and thanks.

>>10163774
I hope it's the former.

>>10163944
At 25 I was doing that shit too, i'm 30 now, would never dream of ever doing that shit again, even if i'm black out drunk.

>>10163960
That is so fucking comforting to hear, man. Thanks, sincerely. It helps a bit. I'm so tired of feeling embarrassed like that. I really am. If a few years' worth of maturity can give me that, at least... If I need to drink for the next years at least I should not put the burden of cringe on me - drink alone and think alone. Hangovers are what they are, but the total-honesty-cringe is unbearable.

shoo shoo night sweats

>>10163916
>>10163940
thanks guys, i appreciate it. hope you both have a good night spent doing things you enjoy.

>>10163980
don't worry man, that used to happen to me every day when I was 17-18 (22 now), it's not really that bad if you think about it. I bet you are going to a good laugh after a year when you remember it

>>10164004
we do m8, feeling a little bit happy today for some reason

>>10164055
HAHAHAHA! yes, the cringe is already half gone right now since I'm quite drunk. but it's always good to know that one's retarded self doing X things at Y age is not too bad. i needed that. cheers.

>>10164073
Don't be afraid to have fun either though. Other people's opinions really don't matter in the grand scheme of things. Just take a minute to review the text or post you are about to write, and ask yourself if it is a good idea. Just doing a quick proof read of what you are about to write may make you reconsider what you will do. Simple but effective.

>>10164004
Don't tell me what to do

>>10164081
You sound just like my cousin. Ben is that you?

>>10164083
Your cousin sounds like an asshole

holy moly guy i had some kilju brewing for seven days
i though it would be just a meme but it's pretty solid
i did 2.5c white sugar, 2c canned pears, 3L water, 1 packet active dry yeast,
all divided between two 2L botttles
it wasn't done brewing yet as i could still see and hear it bubbling but i couldn't wait and it was easily 10-12% abv for about $1
help me before i die

>>10164097
What's the general process to do this? Just throw all that shit into some jugs with an airlock and let it sit?

>>10164089
That is also something he would say lmao

>>10164079
I'll keep that in mind. It's funny because I professionally proofread some stuff to earn money, but the least proofread things ever is the stuff I sent to various people LMAO. But thanks, mate. Tonight is going well (no cringe so far and I'm fucking drunk) and I will keep your words in mind.

>>10164105
i guess you are supposed to sanitize everything by boiling/bleach
but i just threw it in some soda bottles i ran hot water through
also you're supposed to activate the yeast in warm water for a while till it bubbles but like i said i threw it all in bottles and shook the fuck out of it
seven days gave me (guess) ten percent, it was still real fucknig bubbly so i'm guessing fourteen days would be 15 plus percent
a lot of people talk about infection but i didn't have any problem like that, just don't be gross and handle stuff after you wipe your ass with your hand, i'm guessing

also if you search kilju on youtube you will get some horrifying videos of real finns with some godawful cumstained fart producing vats of actual garbage that they drink and say is great so i don't think you have to be real picky

Are alcoholics in the same group as hard drug addicts? What about "haha time for the morning coffee" or smokers/vapers?

>>10164163
I would definitely say that alcoholics are in the same boat. Especially considering that alcohol withdrawals are one of the few types of withdrawals that can actually kill you.

anyone wanna play pictionary?

>>10164171

>>10164180
pretty much this

hey, please come to discord, desu

https://discord.gg/jUGkQX

>>10164185
Fuck off soyim. Use IRC.

>>10164185
https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23al/ck/&server=irc.rizon.net

uh... anyone have that image of the guys desk full of syringes? was posted a few weeks ago.

>>10164202
This?

>>10164214
yassss thanks lol
I knew I wasn't hallucinating that

>>10164214
the fuck did he type
is that brown stuff heroin
what the fuck

>>10164225
>that's just dirt, get on my biohazard level

>>10164233
He was talking about the other guys desk there.

>>10163040
>>10162975

I am extremely happy that your lives are shit

>be sober for a week last night
>took 20mg of melatonin because why the fuck not
>had a heavily vivid wet dream about a classmate
>can't stop thinking about her

what gives
cheers boys

>>10164303
Kill me, Pete

>tfw contract norovirus from the hospital after being there for withdrawals
Life is hell.

>>10164163
i put alcoholics a half step below heroin/crack/fent/meth addicts due to social stigma, accessibility, legality, etc.

>>10164313
At least you won't be drinking, every sickness is a benefit to us drunks.

>>10164317
I won't be drinking after it's gone either. My life and living situation literally depends on it.

I'm just tired of running to the can every 5 minutes to shoot out literal watery shit.

>>10164320
>I won't be drinking after it's gone either.
careful anon, as soon as you get better you brain is going to tell you to get fucking trashed. It's not going to be that easy.

>>10164327
Eh, I've been through this many times. Even before I was hospitalized (again), my body was rejecting it. But thanks for your concern. I'm just hoping these meetings, cousiling and new family doctor can help. I was the one in the hospital a bit ago with acute pancreatitis.

trying to get baked out of my mind to feel less inclined to pick up before the store closes

it's kind of working

>>10164337
I can understand if you are already dealing with pancreatic conditions. That would be enough to get a lot of drunks to change their ways.

Reminder to all love lain.

Ha, ha! Time for alcohol!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-43101716
Embarrassed to live in this country. Past being angry about it, past being miserable, I just wish I could get away.
>drinks some nice healthy poison

>>10163128
i feel ya, thin, decent income, reasonably attractive if you can live with long hair and the last time i've had something sexual related was like more than 3 years ago. i don't really get to know any reasonable grill and i don't want some meaningless shitfest..

>>10163662

>>10165048
Conceivable that this isn’t safe for work, dude. You’ll be b& if you don’t delet

this is what im going to do

>>10165001
in a just world he'd be euthanized

>>10165074
to society

>>10165075
Go away /pol/, stop thinking you know better than nature and evolution just because you’re a furious preteen who’s angry with the world

>>10165064
Not if nobody snitches like a little faggot.

>>10164105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIni6Qq27KI

>>10165088
Not /pol/, but most of the /pol/ users I know are in their late 20's/early 30's.

>>10164344
naltrexone

>>10164105
I buy cider yeast and yeast nutrient on eBay, costs like £5 to make 100litres. Mix in with the cheapest pure apple juice you can find (65p/litre in Tesco/Asda) and mix them in one of these https://www.homebrewcentre.co.uk/10-litre-fermentation-bin-with-lid-and-airlock?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIv5vC5uyv2QIV75ztCh3-pg8yEAQYAiABEgLXjfD_BwE
Within 4 days it’ll contain booze. You can get it up to maybe 10% if you leave it longer.

>>10165001
jesus that amber rudd looks like a right fucking troll

I just had this crazy dream where I was asleep and dreaming in the dream like in inception. I had to get to class for the first day of the semester or I was going to be dropped from the roll of students. but kept falling back asleep in my dream and when I did I was having an inception dream about me unable to move in a Starbucks though there were things I need to do.

Then I woke up from that, and a giant invisible cyst throughout the front of my leg started draining ropes of pus till it filled up my hand. Then I finally woke in to reality.

I guess this means that I’m gay.

>>10165445
>I guess this means that I’m gay.
given that you described "ropes of pus" im going to be inclined to agree

I usually drink pretty regularly but lately I've been quitting, and now I'm super lethargic, especially after eating. Is this normal for withdrawal, or is it just my body being accustomed to a normal much higher caloric intake from all the drinking?

I'm also nauseous yet hungry feeling at the same time all the time. The one night I went out for drinks I felt great though so I'm pretty sure it's related.

>>10165679
>I'm super lethargic
well yeah, if you get most of your energy/motivatiion from drinking as every addict does, sobriety will make you feel apathetic, disengaged etc. The nausea I get as well, although it goes hand in hand with a lack of appetite, so I have no Idea what your body was trying to tell you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YNgRRyRxK0

>>10165794
I need to watch WKUK again

New low is ignoring the roommate asking me to go the bars and instead getting hammered in my room again.

>>10165734
fuck man, I feel fucking terrible. How did this happen, I used to be able to easily go without drinking for a while. And now suddenly this. I'm still not convinced I didn't pick up some virus or something.

How long does this last?

>>10162735
>projecting
hurry up and drink yourselves to death!
normal people are tired of you children

Why is it Friday and Thursday we had a good posting, why is it fuckboys come in here and lol post?

Nigga I got issues and this is where I come to have some fun, to talk about how I had one to many last night and bitch my girl out for no good reason, how my nigga doing some shady shit but I keep quite about it. You know this is like my priest type shit. And fuck niggas come in here and talk about being manchildrwn and ending it... idk prob should t give it attention but all I'm saying we need to stay on track

>>10165927
>How long does this last?

It's a psychosomatic problem in my opinion, so it'll probably cease once you start improving your behavior patterns, should start to get better as soon as your brain chemistry goes back to "normal" which should be in a few weeks unless you have other dependencies.

>>10165977

What track do you mean?
I like 'Tall cans" by afroman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Eyna84qI9o

>>10166014
>in a few weeks
fuck
now I see why people choose to just keep drinking instead

>>10165952
>denial

>>10166033
No fucking shit, every time I try to quit smoking/drinking I end up uncomfterble/sweaty for 3-4 days and then have a smoke/beer anyway because it's the only thing I could reward myself with since my brain barely seems to respond to other stimuli.

Sunday morning boys, hope you went hard last night. It's so sad in this shit ass town or my shit ass ideas only lead me to the bar. I love seeing sexy bitchs and what they are wearing or if some guy is mugging me, the possibility of fucking him up. I get a rush from going out, will this change at some point I'm 27 and been doing it for the past 7

>>10166121
I bet you're an aussie cunt, so probably not.

Alright boys, day 1 sober.......... again

What happened to the discord? Did the owner delete it?

>>10166216
just over one week here m8, hold on to your drawers for the first few days, it does get easier
not necessarily better, but at least you can sleep after the first couple days

>>10166221
Yeah

>>10166234
How did you keep busy? I can't even play vidya without drinking

>>10166204
Green bay here, look it up you abo tier cunt

>>10166249
Wisconsin represent. I'm in MKE

>>10166240
mainly shitposting/reading multiple boards on 4chan, and watching/streaming movies/netflix
been trying to go to the gym every other day now that I can leave the house without feeling like shit and am not shaking like a motherfucker

>>10162534
lmao
nicely reduced his troubles

>>10166251
That's what's up, best wishes for you and loved ones, what are you doing today?

>>10166262
I am laying in bed hungover as a cunt

>>10166266
Lol same shit, capt I feel good. I bitched my girl out last night so now I have to deal with that today, I'm about to say fuck it and get some new pussy tonight. But it's a fucking sunsday, nothing more depressing than a sun,mon,tuesday.

>>10164225
the brown clumps are used cottons that he used to draw up black tar heroin. what bothers me about this pic is that he left so many rigs uncapped, i used to date a girl (RIP ruthie) who did the same thing and i always felt like i was going to puncture myself in her room

t. junkie

>>10164316
hooray as a heroin addict i'm #1

how tf am i harming society though, all i do is go buy my drugs and then sit in my room until they're gone

>>10166304
I think it means your harm to your social life

>>10166277
Is she hot at least? If she's just a dumb broad, just get rid of her

>>10166249
>He's from wisconsin
I'd be drinking and looking for fights daily as well. I guess you could go fishing instead?
>>10166304
Your drugs are produced and sold by people like the taliban, mexican cartels, etc. Providing resources to those organizations willingly isn't exactly charitable work, even though most of them live in shithole countries. Also, junkie cunts have junkie babies which are a further drain on social services.

>>10165734
also yeah I have no appetite but I also feel my belly grumbling so I know I have to eat even if I don't feel like it yknow

>>10166329
That's just normal, not some magical state of weirdness. Try eating something with fiber.

>>10166329
The dudeweed will help with this, but make you even more lethargic (it will bother you less though, so it might be an alternative)

>>10166351
nah fuck weed, that always makes me kinda nauseous

>>10166366
>weed
>makes me kinda nauseous

Congratulations, you seem to have an extremely rare medical condition!

https://herb.co/marijuana/news/cannabinoid-hyperemesis-syndrome-2

>>10166398
>>10166366
Weed just makes me really anxious

>>10166366
>>10166405
melatonin is piss-cheap and, apart of making you fall asleep, you'll get some interesting results while you're sleeping if you take a shit load if it (don't worry, it's safe to take ridiculous amounts of it)

I'm this guy
>>10164308

>>10166405
THC is the psychoactive compound responsible for the paranoia and other distortions in perception you might percieve while using the dudeweed.
You can have most of the health benefits minus the anxiety if you buy an oil which only contains CBD.

>>10166420
Not OTC in yurop. Nice get, guess I better blaze up.

>>10166398
not that anon but
>trusting a website called herb

weed makes me sick. extremely dizzy, erratic heart rate, paranoid, i throw up every time. 1 puff or 10 puffs, it all affects me negatively.

>>10166434
Yeah well for normal people it helps with nausea, that's why they give it to chemo patients. If you and that other guy have such strong adverse effects while consuming cannabis, I'm not saying you should, but it is definitely not the norm.

>>10166429
post pics of blazeit420

>>10166316
oh haha yup got me there

Only gotta make it 1 more hour and Sunday god laws means most shops are kil and I’ll have 6 days sober. The only remaining one is a 20 quid taxi away. Hurry up pls time

>>10166471
technically you don't even have to make it an hour since waiting for the taxi + the journey will take up time and by the time you got there it would be closed anyway

>>10166326
i'm in vietnam so my money's going to the Viet military/Laotian gov't and Shan state militias probably, and indirectly to their CIA/mi5 overlords

but way to use the lamest, dad-tier 'are you sure you want to be supporting phillip morris' argument on me, like fuck man you could have at least been like 'low-functioning users often resort to crime to fund their addiction' jesus you must really have the wetbrain bad

true about junkie babies tho, my friends in new orleans recently gave birth to one that was so addicted to heroin it wouldn't stop screaming through its cleft lip long enough to breastfeed so they gave it a little baby morphine taper and now it's got a cute little baby suboxone prescription

>>10166471
I just went and go three 42oz Malt likkas and then got a 32oz can of Miller highlife
Wasn't able to buy liquor due to being /biblebelt/

Now I have about 200 ml of vodka left and 75ml of bourbon. on top on those things.
I have to make that last till Wednesday.
I can do this. I can make it 50-60 hours on that.

>>10166482
Nah the taxi ride one is open until midnight.
In fact come to think of it, another fiver would get me to a petrol station which never closes. I’ve bought vodka there at 2am on Christmas Eve

it's lunar new year here in vietnam and the owners of my hotel got me drunk as shit all day on some catapple wine. came back to my room midafternoon and passed out to chu thanh knocking on my door to bring me some boiled chicken, fried banh chung and another gatdam bottle of catapple wine

im up to my eyes in catapple wine and bad beer and i can't stop posting on this gatdam website wtf why do i hate myself so much

picrelated beer costs .25

>>10166446
I didn't say it makes me super naseous, but it makes me queasy which is why I don't like it

So I'm trying to take a least a month off to get some fat off and find work so I don't get kicked out, but all I wanna do is go buy whiskey currently, i'm at 7 days. I mean, I can just not drink, but I feel fucking disappointed I guess. Like I'm losing the ability to do whatever the fuck I want. Lifes a real bag of dicks.

>>10166485
>jesus you must really have the wetbrain bad
at least im not dumb enough to use junk, you worthless shitstain. You weren't able to refute any of my arguments (and of course as a drug user I know about our glow in the dark friends), so why don't you just switch to fent and check out of your shit like more quickly?

>>10166530
Once again, not the norm, but I already offered a solution to that problem here
>>10166434

>>10166661
>>10166485
Is this stuff meant to make me laugh? Because I'm havin a chuckle m9's

Can anyone recommend me some good beginner’s whisky?

Also, is the main taste difference between scotch and bourbon the fact that bourbon is generally a bit more sweet and scotch more smoky?

>>10166685
>>10166685
>cute little baby suboxone rx

kekekekeke

4g of phenibut today

>>10166686
Don't begin. that's my recommendation

>>10166685
If you're laughing at the heroin user thinking he can teach others something worthwhile about life, yes it is.. Also,
>cute little baby suboxone rx
had me giggling, but junks still need to be duterte'd.

>>10166686
Fuck whiskey, do clear liquors to get wasted (less hangover) or cognac for flava

>>10166704
Why not?

>>10166748
because it's booze pretty much like any other except it tastes like burnt wood and hurts your stomach more. Does that sound like a sensible drink to you? If so, you might just be irish.

>>10166746
have you uhhhhh, thought about changing your diapy

>>10166698
can't wait for mine to come in tbqh

>>10166786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RoMaS1pzOE

>>10162679
brainlet

>>10163030
people who have kids are degenerates

>>10162446
*m'lady*

>>10165445
>giant invisible cyst throughout the front of my leg started draining ropes of pus
I've dreamt something similar, except that my leg was just really swollen and draining pus and stuff. It was the most disgusting thing ever.

i drink natty daddy's dont judge me

>>10163030
Why the fuck do you act like you owe your parents something when you were literally forced into the world as you are. I mean, yeah, like I would get it if you chose to be born and wasted it but nobody has a fuckin choice whether they exist or not.

>>10166748
Its not worth it, Drinking also brought me on to smoking. Before you know it you'll be drinking alone with no friends reading threads about other alcoholics to slightly make you feel better.

>>10166946
I AM JUDGING YOU SO HARD RIGHT NOW HNNNG

>>10166956
While your argument is technically sound, it ignores the fact most people inexplicably enjoy life and thus treat it as a gift

>>10166983
>Before you know it you'll be drinking alone with no friends reading threads about other alcoholics to slightly make you feel better.

Right in the feels.
I am still able to socialize normally,
I just prefer the honesty of random anons
to all the pretense and bullshit that people use to obfuscate their real selves when you're in a social setting, especially if everyone is getting loaded.

>>10167035
Yeah im either reserved and well behaved at the bars, or I act like a complete fucking animal hitting on every single female within the radius, buying shots randomly, getting into fights and ofcourse driving back home like i promised myself i wouldn't. It's hard to hit the inbetween .

I'm not going to buy another pack of cigarettes and i'm going to drink only on weekends, right guys? Help me.

>>10167133
its up to you man. i struggle with it as well, but i have never had ridiculous withdrawal symptoms like some of you other fellows. i usually just stick to beer, but for me i have been smoking,and drinking out of boredom for years. im not sure if i am a textbook alcoholic, or not, but i sure do enjoy drinking.

>>10167149
i never drink beer, only hard liquor because otherwise i'm going to be visiting the toilet every minute. I never actually have withdrawals but it sucks when i'm on vacations and drink constantly. Sucks being borderline alcoholic...

>>10167185
at least you are only borderline, and not just full on. i have some friends that are literal biological alcoholics, and they would experience sensations like the fear, and dt's

>>10167120
In my experience there is no inbetween with booze.. either I am not drunk and introverted or I am drunk and taking my problems out on my surroundings.

>>10167185
for me i suppose it is more or less a very ingrained habit that i find hard to break. Is that the definition of addiction? I do not know. let me consult Webster. I find myself constantly wandering if I am an actual addict, but i think the real struggle is to let go of vice, and pursue life with a clear head, at least that would be ideal. I believe sometimes obligation, and responsibilities can wear down a man, and become replete driving us to vice.

>>10167214
hahaha you pretty much described me, probably as well as many other anons

not gonna drink today, first time in a month. expecting not too bad of withdrawals because i was completely sober for over two months prior to this month-long bender. i have naltrexone and a little weed as well.

>>10167214
My only inbetween is this 40oz i grabbed to ease my hangover from last night. Then again once it's gone I may go out again for some more to fill that void in my soul

>>10167213
in my friend group i'm the biological alcoholic. at this point they can't tell whether or not i'm drunk or not. i don't understand how they can keep living the same way i do without the alcohol... we are pretty much in the same boat.

>>10166988
;_;
pls stop, they are cheap and 8% abv

>>10162437
I went to the same bar for the sixth night in a row. Ended up combining the alcohol with a bunch of coke and weed. Fuck this morning. Stayed out til like 6am with strangers partying

>>10167214
there's no in between for me either, hence why i'm here. i'm not an angry drunk, though. i'm lazy, sloppy, and probably a bore to be around, but i've really only lost my temper once or twice while drinking.

thinking of ruining my week sober with either some vodka or beers
otoh if i drink tonight i will not be going to the gym tomorrow and it will probably trigger a week long bender
hmmmmm!

>>10167343
you know the choice motherfucckkkeerrrrr

>>10167355
>you know the choice motherfucckkkeerrrrr
i do?

>>10167338
>I'm not an angry drunk, though
good for you, I got anger issues even while sober so I tend to wreck all kinds of shit when I get wasted..
>>10167237
It is what it is, my brother.. I feel i can vent this way or have the hatred eat it's way straight out of the pit of my stomach. But maybe it's an ulcer.

>>10167371
we ought to coalesce this anger into something creative instead of nihilistic indulgence

>>10167413
Ever tried to be creative when you have PAWS?

>>10167413
>what are memes? What are graffiti, jazz and all that?
I think you are confusing "something creative" with "something productive"

>>10167343
I think that you already made your decision before you made that post

https://youtu.be/TXSl-cuv_iE

>>10167435
>graffiti
>jazz

>>10167497
>http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm

you have a look at this and tell me there weren't al/ck/ies shitposting on walls in ancient rome.

>>10167517
Some of my personal faves

>IX.8.3 (House of the Centenary; in the latrine near the front door); 5243: “Secundus defecated here” three times on one wall.

>Herculaneum (bar/inn joined to the maritime baths); 10675: Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1864: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!

>>10167466
its true
well i wont start drinking until after supper ok

>>10167517
this is the fucking greatest thing ive ever seen holy shit. laughing so ahrd at some of these

>>10167588
You should not do that, hitler. You will feel like dogshit tomorrow but if you do something to minimize the self hatred you won't go all out with the self destruction
>>10167725
Glad I could make you laugh, hombre. Absurdism is the way to survival if you want to stay sane and kinda happy, I believe

>>10162450
got a story for ya'll. My grandfather bought a cabin with 20 or so acres of land back in the 80 or 90s. From a man named kenny he was a huge alcoholic and still is and is up into his 70s now his beer gut extends atleast a foot while he has stick arms and legs. I remember we woiuld get there at 11 am and see him with a beer in his hands. He has gotten completely naked many times and danced on the porch during some parties. Anyways the road our cabin is on is named after his family they owned hundreds maybe thousands of acres the entire area was theres. Until it got passed down to kenny and his mistakes and alcoholism forced him to sell all his land now he lives for free on my grandfathers property in exchange for work cutting the grass etc.. hes a funny guy though and somehow still kickin same with his wife who has smoked like a chimney all her life. started to think the key to living long is being blocked away from society in the middle of nowhere.

>>10162589

Yes, the only reason I drink is to eliminate my anxiety. People at work, I show up drunk everyday, think I'm an outgoing social person. When I'm sober I'm an anxious insecure mess.

>>10167916
I think you mighta misunderstood the question, buddeh. I think he was asking about methods to deal with anxiety related to alcoholism.
In which case the answer is, as mentioned earlier, CBD, and benzos.

>Sunday, they don't sell alcohol after 2pm so I used it as an excuse to not drink
>day going slow as shit, becoming insane
>look at my car, it's covered in mug and bird shit
>the interior smells like a swamp
>grab my balls and clean it up
>looks nice, smells nice
>repair some little electrical problems it has
>look at my house
>christ
>wash the dishes, wash my clothes, polish my shoes, clean the entire thing up, fix the damn toilet
>set up some aromatic candles, popurri, air fresheners
>looks nice, smells nice
>look at myself in the mirror
>christ
>smell myself
>fuck
>take a bath, shave, use shampoo and conditioner, nice body soap, cut my nails, some skin moisturizer, fix myself up
>look nice, smell nice
>wife looks happy
>fix some dinner
>look at my wife
>christ
>smell my wife
>FUCK
>take some Xanax and watch some porn in the bathroom
>fuck her brains out

life's good

>>10163361
belonging to an HOA is just as bad as renting, imho. people think they own things and have total agency, but there are always people lining up to correct them of that fact.

>>10168091
Fuck, dude, you got me good.

why do iw ant to be so selfdestructive boys
I just want to be normal

>>10168091
yeah the past few days i've cleaned up my bathroom from all the vomit, vacuumed, done laundry and bedding, been showering and eating regularly
time to ruin it and start from square 1

>>10168091
jesus christ

>>10168131
because it's fun to push the limits, and it feels good to get away with things

>>10168107
it's still 8 pm so I'll probably lift some weights, take a quick bath and buy some snacks to watch some movies together

I'm just taking a tolerance break so I can get back to the old ride (see you in a month)

>>10168091
thanks for making me laff m8, but your story raises a few questions.

>why would you marry a woman who doesn't take care of herself?
>Why do you go to the bathroom to watch porn inside what I assume has to be your own house?

>>10168195
1-she's wasn't that lazy when I met her
2-i like to twist my nipples to get hard and I don't want my wife to see me doing that shit like some kind of retard

>>10167435
no i reallymeant something creative, but i guess creativity, and productivity can over lap depending one ones world perception. I mean that is kind of what i want to do.

>>10167428
well i have never pursued much at all while a drunken mess

>>10168210

1 sounds believable from what I know about women and 2 even more so, I was honestly expecting you to say you're addicted to brazilian loli fart porn like 90% of 4chin's denizens. Have a nice workout m8.

>>10168218
>>10168231
> i guess creativity, and productivity can over lap depending one ones world perception
yes they can and in fact they should (to a certain extent). If you try to do something creative but do not put the same interest and dedication into it as you would into your profession for instance, you would probaly lose interest again quite quickly, due to not being able to create works of satisfactory quality.

>>10162437
137 days sober. Depression, but no desire to whine. Wish I had weed. Did not die of the flu, and shitting out anything I try to eat due to antibiotics.

>>10168291
>137 days sober. Depression, but no desire to whine. Wish I had weed.
very respectable my man, I'd give you one of my blunts but you're probably not a kraut judging from the time

>>10163043
I ironically got banned for 24hrs moments after you said this so I’m replying now, lol. Thanks dude!

>>10168316
Danke, but no, I am not.

>>10168331
trust me, that in and on itself is a gift, the memes are closer to reality than I'd like, and I'm not even 100% kraut

>>10168349
I am an american with french and irish roots... our time is coming back around my german friend. No worries.

>>10166956
>Why the fuck do you act like you owe your parents something
because they're leeching off of them like a shameless neet loser piece of shit

>>10166956
spotted the highschooler

>>10165445
I have been talking about my dream-ceptions a few threads ago.
It happens to me when I get past a liter a day.
It freaks me the fuck out how realistic they are.
Normally my dreams are nonsensical then I started drinking and now it scares me sometimes.

that stupid whore made the chat room invite only

someone undo it

you guys are dumb faggots
fuck your irc channel

invite only shit

fuck you loser slobs

>>10168423
>>10168474

This is what everyone knew would happen. If you want to take it off board to do other shit then do so, but keep the bullshit of board as well.

>>10168474
use your inside voice m8

>>10168476
that doesnt make any sense. weird post.

>>10168490
it makes sense, it was just weirdly phrased

Once again, 3 day bender ends in pain and sadness. What to do

>>10168653
probably 4 day bender desu

>>10168658
the painful truth

>>10163785
I'm two weeks sober, feels pretty good. Starting a new job tomorrow so I wanted to end my old one and go into my new one without any sort of alcohol interference. Will keep it up for at least the first week, might have a few drinks Friday at a concert. Kinda don't even wanna start that up though, I know it usually ramps its way up and that's not how I want to approach this new job...

>>10163944
I know the feeling and I definitely had a problem with messaging random girls on there. Sometimes it kinda worked in my favor (nudes, sexting, etc), but other times it backfired and I felt embarrassed and ashamed. Gotten a lot better now, though - I'm 29 and rarely do that sort of thing anymore.

How do any of you get past day 1 sobriety?
I can always do the first day but day 2 it feels like I've been awake for 70 hours and I end up having a few drinks and fall back into the loop

>>10165037

I went through some shit and for a good few years I completely forgot that getting laid was easy as long as you fucking tried.

>>10164337
How much/how long were you drinking to get to pancreatitis level?

>>10168755
i havent managed it without benzos for something like 2 years. before then weed used to be enough.
day 6 now, 3.30am, have barely slept in almost a week. if i relapse im screwed, as im out of lorazepam.

>>10166521

You ain't lived till you been in Apefrica getting drunk off palm wine and gin with a bunch of coons.

>>10168157

This. Got away from a DUI. Got away with "beating" my gf. Got away with a serious assault. Push it to the limit desu.

Okay lads. This is it. I will not drink until I get to 200 lbs. That's around 15 lbs lost. How long will that take?

>>10169009
Alright lads, I will not drink until I get to 200lbs. that's about 30lbs gained at 6'3.

Give me your mass.

>>10169009
depends on your calorie deficit tubs

>>10168829
Are you me? I got caught and went through court and got a differed sentence in exchange for paying a fine. Didn't pay it. Hopping I don't have a warrant.

>tfw only 13oz left
t-this will be enough

>>10169124
liquor? beer? wine?

>>10169143
vodka
should be enough to get me through the night since i drank the other 13 lmao
just me being a faggot
worse comes to worst i go buy another 26oz of something from the store that's open till 2

>>10169149
You can make it off 13oz don't be a fag and go grab more.

Wait till tomorrow morning when the stores open. You will feel better when you grab that new bottle then.

i bought 750ml of beefeater on friday night. i just finished the bottle. is that normal? i drank half of it on friday.

i might be alittle drunk

>>10169160
considering im about to finish 750ml of new amsterdam vodka in one night, for this thread, very normal

>>10169168
Me too man, and I have to make three 42oz beers last me for 2 days.

I can do it man

>>10169176
jesus m8 thats a lot in one night.

>>10169179
thoughts and prayers

>>10169179
That's doable
Shit sucks when u get married. Got a raving nag up my ass every fucking Friday night. Fuck this noise.

>>10168653
same, slept for the grand total of one hour. Have no idea how I’ll manage to get through work

anybody got a link to the irc?
please

>>10169199
Yeah hope I can keep it to that and tonight only
It gets really bad when it's a liter of liquor a day

>>10166033
idk i was able to keep it up for a couple months but the fatigue never goes away for me, i feel like i've had that since i was 12 though
alcks who have been sober for years though are surprisingly vigorous

>>10169220
your body must love you

>>10169220
Yeah same. At that level I don’t eat, can’t stand a single bite for days and days on end. Forget the physical damage for a moment, what it does to your mind is absolutely brutal. I’ve developed lifelong phobias, ‘ticks’ and chronic paranoia from a single binge before

>>10169228
I tick precisely none of those boxes, not even close to ticking one

>>10169240
maybe you should make it a goal this year to tick at least one of them...

>>10169248
The only one I’d stand any chance of achieving is drinking water, lol.
Guess I’ll try that

>>10169160
whats not normal is your absolute lack of frugal sense

>>10169268
beef is the cheapest i'll go for my gins.

>>10166429
It IS OTC. Depends on the land, though. In some states you can get 5mg off the shelf, in others you need a recipe for 2-3mg even. Then there is always amazon.

>>10169228
>Eat garbage junk food all the time
>Drink more alcohol than water
>50k in debt from student loans
>Unemployed, going to school though
>Broke up with girlfriend and don't leave the house except to get alcohol
>Haven't exercised in a year
>Stay up all night and sleep retarded hours
Am I doing it right?

>needing a rx for melatonin
what the fuck why
at least i guess in nanny states you get money for being a neet if you show you are applying for jobbies
in other news, eligible to go donate blood to the intl jew again on wednesday so guess i at least have to be sober on thursday

>>10169327
at least you had a gf

>>10169327
The only big problem I see there is the garbage junk food. You don't need anyone. Debt is a crock of shit, and being in debt is actually a big FUCK YOU to the system, because you took out more than you gave, and they don't deserve a fucking thing. The whole system could crumble in a matter of days, and this "debt" means absolutely nothing when that happens, which should be coming pretty soon.

>>10169335
I almost wish I didn't have one. With this bitch for 4 years and it only brought heartbreak
>>10169352
Well in the meantime if I can actually turn my life around, I'll be in debt for the next 20 years after graduation

>>10169327
sort your shit out m8.

>>10169355
whats that old meme? better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all? have some perspective anon.

sorry lads
went out for a drive to get just a 26oz
ended up with a 40oz of rye
this is the end
my only friend, the end

I've hammered back 12 6% beers and I don't really feel the buzz like I used to. I've ordered a hooker for later tonight and I'm thinking of just getting some vodka and lemonade to make me not hate myself. Thoughts?

>>10169467
I only call hookers if I’m comfortably tipsy. Id feel too bloated and uncomfy after 12 pints. Plus I’d wake tomorrow feeling like shit because the sex was overpriced and crap.
Still, grils are fun even if you’re paralytic. Hope you enjoy.

>>10169363
You're probably right. Still pretty down about it though and it's been 2.5 months

Slipped up today

Been trying to drink casually, but tonight I downed a half bottle of whiskey

Have a fishing trip on Tuesday with a buddy and drinking will also be involved, because hey... even if we don't catch fish, we'll still catch a buzz

Hoping to get back on the casual wagon come Wednesday

Just very disappointed with myself

new bread >>10169909