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10158665 No.10158665 [Reply] [Original]

>Subway
>Doesn't even offer ranch dressing as a sauce

Hah, I can just go to my grandmas house and eat her deli meat with fresh cheese, put it on a WRAP which is better than that shitty stale bread, and have it with ranch, an Italian ranch wrap

Now tell me, why should I eat at Subway?

>> No.10158675

>mad about ranch
>reddit spacing

>> No.10158677

>>10158665

IM preeeeeettty sure they do have ranch sauce there OP.

Chicken bacon ranch is a disgusting sandwhich but it does have ranch in the name for a reason

>> No.10158678

>>10158665
Because wraps are for fags

>> No.10158680

subways have ranch man

>> No.10158682

>>10158677
This
OP is and idiot
Stop reddit spacing

>> No.10158685

>>10158665
Ranch is retard sauce

>> No.10158687

>>10158677
chicken bacon ranch is the GOAT food combo. Sandwiches, pizza, pasta, you name it

>> No.10158739

>>10158682

>reddit spacing
>ive never been to reddit
>been spacing apparently reddit style on 4chan for 15 years

>> No.10158745

>>10158665
They have a website you know.
http://www.subway.com/en-us/menunutrition/menu/breadsandtoppings
Finish off your sandwich or salad with one of our delicious sauces.
Choose from:
Chipotle Southwest
Light or Regular Mayonnaise
Ranch
Oil
Subway® Vinaigrette
Flavorful fat-free sauces:
Mustard
Vinegar
Sweet Onion
Additionally, your local Subway® restaurant may offer:
Barbecue
Buffalo
Creamy Italian
Golden Italian
Honey Mustard
Savory Caesar
Sriracha
Tzatziki Cucumber
Ranch isn't even under the "may offer" section, it's a universally available option.

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>>10158665
>going to subway when you can go to quiznos

>> No.10158754

>>10158665
>I can just go to my grandmas house and eat her deli meat
L-lewd!

>> No.10158759

>>10158739
>Oldfag
>Still retarded

>> No.10158761

>>10158739
A year or so back lots of people started using reddit as an insult and which led to attempts to find different clues that someone was a reddit user, and for whatever reason it became a popular theory that reddit users make use of line breaks in their posts. I have no idea why anyone thought this was the case to begin with or why it caught on as a popular assumption after the first people to bring it up started talking about it, but that's how it is. If you want to not have people complain about reddit spacing just don't use double line breaks after post numbers or between the lines of your post.

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10158767

>>10158665
Mine has ranch, though I prefer the creamy chipotle or the siracha sauce.

>> No.10158771

>>10158767
They all have ranch, OP's retarded.

>> No.10158777

>>10158665
>2 slices of meat

and thats why I don't go to subway anymore.

>> No.10158778

You can make anything subways makes cheaper. The only reason to go there is that its all made for you and there isn't any other place to go to.

>> No.10158810

>>10158761
It's called a fucking paragraph. Reddit spacing is a psyop.

>> No.10158823

>>10158749
every quiznos ive ever been to has the most disgusting people working there and it makes me never want to go back

>> No.10158831

I got a giftcard for subway for 25$
I get the meatball sub.
Itallian herbs n cheese, toasted with provolone.
green peppers, onion, jalapenos, banana peppers, parmesan and oregano

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>>10158739
>yfw I always liked spacing my comments so others can read better but I stopped because of "reddit"

>> No.10158843

>>10158810
I sincerely doubt even half the users on 4chan have enough of an education to know what that word means.

>> No.10158863

>>10158665
IS THAT PINEAPPLE ON A SUB

>> No.10158874

>>10158665
I don't eat at subway except when I'm craving a sandwich, and I can't go to my local place but I can fucking assure you subway has ranch.

>> No.10158882

>>10158761
>a year or so back people started using Reddit as an insult

Nigger what lol? You think people started using Reddit as an insult when you came to 4chan or something?

>> No.10158887

When you think about it ranch is a really weird sounding word. Just say it out loud a couple of times. You'll get what I mean.

>> No.10158932

>>10158665
>Now tell me, why should I eat at Subway?
You shouldn't. Subway is shit. The only time to go to Subway is if you're on the road because it's ubiquitous and relatively unoffensive. If you find a DiBella's, however, go there.

But no sandwich shop should offer ranch as anything other than a dressing for a salad.

>> No.10158950

>>10158739
"reddit spacing" isn't a thing. The only people who bitch about it are newfags who are regulars at reddit.

I've been here since 2003 or 2004. No one ever gave a shit until very, very recently. 4chan is not what it was, and never will be again.

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>>10158665
>ranch

>> No.10159000

>>10158956
this

>> No.10159015

>>10158956
>>10159000
You're missing out. Ranch dressing is pretty good. It just doesn't belong on everything, and a little bit goes a long way.

>> No.10159035

>>10159015
Ranch pretty much only works on plain, seasoned, fried, or barbeque chicken.

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>>10158956
I bet when you get in there she feels so fucking soft and amazing.

>2 sets of titties, not even including her back

I want her so fucking bad, I could bury my entire torso in her belly. Man, I bet she morphed her panties into a thong

>> No.10159040

>>10159036
No matter how hung you are, you'd never reach her vag.

>> No.10159052

>>10159040
I don't give a shit, I'm a deep diver man. I'm going in regardless.

Not to mention just fucking look at her, I can fuck any of her sweaty rolls instead and it'll feel just as good.

>> No.10159116

can we please just forget about subway? their sandwiches taste awful. just awful. most fast food at least tastes good, if you get their primo items.

>> No.10159279

>>10158665
I only like Subway since i really like the Sweet Onion and their Honey Mustard.

>> No.10159503

>>10158882
I'm in my 30s and have almost definitely been posting on 4chan longer than you have. And yes, the "call people reddit" thing getting popular here is relatively recent, like in the past year or so.

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10159509

https://youtu.be/t7fywYUZqbk

>> No.10159518

>>10158665
they have ranch. You shouldn't eat subway anyway because it's straight trash, a good local deli is always the best option

>>10159509
it's crazy how nonchalantly pedophilic this dude was. Surprised it took so long for him to get caught

>> No.10159575

>>10158665

I hate to break it to you, OP, but your grandmas deli meat doesn't exactly come with fresh cheese.

>> No.10159580

>>10159503

It's been at least a good 3 years. I know, time starts to pass like a blur once you're in your 30's.

>> No.10159588

>>10159580
>3 years
That's pretty close to a year or so.

>> No.10159591

>>10158675
>3 lines
>distinct separation (greentext - statement - concluding question)
>gets called reddit spacing

Alright, little lesson my friend.

That is NOT what you should consider "reddit spacing"

What I am doing right now is an example of RS.

I'm taking one paragraph with a single subject and I'm separating it with white-space between each sentence.

What OP did was just courteous line spacing between different formats/subject matters which is NORMAL.

This is not normal because it is completely obnoxious and just makes what I'm saying more difficult to process due to the awkward spacing.

You'd think with the line separation that the thought would be concluded, but each sentence is an extension to the previous.

Plebbitors do this for god knows what reason.

Learn the difference before you make a huge faggot out of yourself again.

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>>10159588

>1 is only 1 number away from 3

>> No.10159598
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10159598

>>10159580
>>10159588
Also here's evidence to support my claim. The peak for "reddit spacing" as a search term was in July 2017. Certainly the phrase wasn't invented in July 2017, but that peak was when it would become noticeable that lots of people were suddenly using that phrase.

>> No.10159604

>>10159594
Do you not understand what the "or so" part of "a year or so" means?

>> No.10159611

>>10159604
Well, you're not necessarily a total retard, per se.

>> No.10159614

>>10159591
>Plebbitors do this for god knows what reason.
People do that because the apparent wrapping of your text inside a reply box makes it look like those single line sentences are multiple line sentences.

>> No.10159616

>>10159604

>300% is like a totally acceptable approximation

>> No.10159620

>>10159616
>300%
Do you not understand what the "or so" part of "a year or so" means?

>> No.10159622

>>10159598

Pretty sure the claim had to do with "reddit" being used as an insult, not "reddit spacing" (which I've never understood and think is fucking retardedly autistic every time I see it written.

>> No.10159625

>>10159620

Plus or minus a few months.

>> No.10159630

>>10159625
No, that would be a year and change.

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10159633

>>10159625
>this nigger is actually incapable of posting without dropping a tab before a single line

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10159648

>>10159633

>dropping a tab

What did he mean by this?

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>>10159518
>Surprised it took so long for him to get caught

Im not

>> No.10159688

>>10159518
>it's crazy how nonchalantly pedophilic this dude was. Surprised it took so long for him to get caught
He was really caught something like four years before his actual arrest, sounds like the FBI just took a long time before acting because he was being so stupid and sloppy that they knew they could get way more mileage out of their investigation over time than if they had acted immediately to bring charges against him.

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>>10158739
>I came here during the SomethingAwful era
no you didn't

>> No.10159795

>>10159598
It got started on 8ch by divide and conquer shills trying to get 8ch regulars hating people who crosspost on 4chan

This is literally a case of "I was there". It eventually spread over to 4chan. The people calling anything "redditspacing" are always genuine newfags trying too hard to fit in, since the line spacing has not, ever, mattered on 4chan and people just do whatever the fuck they feel like.

A lot of the

reddit

spacing

is simply because the default reply form is tiny and even resized moderately you end up naturally starting new paragraphs because it looks like you've written a paragraph, but once displayed on a full 1080p display it turns into a single line. The end.

Now I hope the newfags that read this can shut the fuck up about reddit spacing, but I know they won't.

>> No.10159843

>>10159116
They really don't though. They don't taste like much, but that's not the same as tasting awful. Subway is what it is. Boring, neutral, soft or soggy, but nothing tastes particularly awful. You can go there in a pinch and not want to throw up. That's what Subway is to me.

I also hate most fast food. Rotten Ronnie's, I can only eat maybe 4 times a year, and when I get halfway through my double quarter pounder w/cheese I want to die. Same with a Whopper. Wendy's sandwiches I can usually tolerate but I'd kill myself if I had to eat them regularly. Taco Bell is a temple of despair. But Subway? Yeah, you know you're getting a low-grade fast food sub, but you know what you're getting, and it doesn't make you want to vomit.

I grew up in and have lived in enough small towns to have tasted some really awful deli hoagies that I'd take Subway over, if it weren't for the fact that I knew the owners and knew they needed the business. I'm talking the kind of small town shop surrounded by forest that sells home-carved walking sticks with their deli, and their main sales are alcohol. But their meats are bottom-barrel and that's okay because at least you get to know your neighbor. But Subway can definitely be better than them.

>> No.10160002

>>10158745
Tfw worked at a subway for 6 months that didn't have tzaziki cucumber. Steak sandwich was always so empty feeling

>> No.10160033

>>10158665
>Now tell me, why should I eat at Subway?
Yes, OP, no matter what you do, your own sub, your local sub shop, your grandma's house, will always be better than subway. You will slice your tomatoes thicker, and use more than 1oz for the whole sandwich.

>> No.10160041

>>10159795
kill yourself redditor

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>>10158950

>> No.10160100

>>10158950
>>10159503
You have to go back

>> No.10160109

>>10158665

Ever since they got rid of that Italian vinaigrette they can fuck off. It's been years and I'm still mad.

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>>10158823

Yeah since everybody that works at subway is a fucking road scholar, right?

>> No.10160114

>>10159015

Why have ranch when you can have blue cheese?

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>>10159591
>>10159795
t. plebbitor

>> No.10160755

now i really want subway

>> No.10160770

>>10160114
Because ranch tastes better and doesn't have chunks of solid food in it.

>> No.10160777

>>10159015
>Ranch dressing is pretty good.
No it isn't. I grew up with the stuff, and it's awful. It has one purpose, to make something that would be unpleasant to eat on its own tolerable. Stuff like baby carrots, raw broccoli, iceberg lettuce, the crusts of really bad pizza, and bar food snacks deep fried in dirty oil. It adds nothing to food that's actually good in the first place.

>> No.10160783

>>10158761
because on reddit one space does not actually equal a line break
so people do double space
and expose themselves
as reddit

>> No.10160789

>>10160783
You're probably reddit since you know that.

>> No.10160794

>>10160789
so what mother fucker wanna fight me??

>> No.10160796

>>10160783
Just knowing this much about reddit means that you are the problem

The innocent people that put logical breaks between different topics and just bystanders to your reddtism

>> No.10160798

>>10159503
You most certainly have not been here longer than me if you think calling people Reddit is a new thing. Fuck off.

>> No.10160805

My subway has ranch sux 2 suck loser haha

>> No.10160809

>>10160798
People have been whining about reddit for years.

People have only come up with the reddit spacing concept rather recently. People were posting with this spacing here way before people cared about whining about reddit

>> No.10160821

>>10160783
The days when people chose social media OR Anonymity are long behind us. Last time I spoke to a Redditor and he expressed a fear of the folks here was around 2014. While I appreciate how saying someone is from Reddit is a useful shorthand here for invalidating whatever they post as sjw bullshit it's become old meme, and isn't funny anymore. It's like asking u mad, bro?

>> No.10160848

>>10160809
The Reddit spacing meme is pretty new, yeah. Someone mentioned earlier in this thread that it was apparently double 4chan crossposting, and I legitimately would not be surprised if that were the case. Regardless all the tards and actual Reddit transplants have taken it up and will repeat it until it inevitably dies in a year or maybe even 2.

>> No.10160859

>>10160805
fucking this, what a fag