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>> No.10156544

Well there goes thirty old mexican women to the unemployment line.

>> No.10156580

Why don't they just make the wells slightly larger and just sort them by gravity?

>> No.10156585

*blocks the robot arms path*

>> No.10156755

Robotics engineer and maintenance job security.

>> No.10156798

>Webm Thread

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>> No.10156845

They make these in a low gravity environment

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>> No.10156998

Some pervert would pay good money for those donuts.

Seriously though, go to >>>/wsg/
They have larger file sizes and sound. There is usually a cooking thread there that you can dump this shit in but with sound.

>> No.10157035

I'd pay regular donut prices for those donuts

>> No.10157069

Wouldn't this make more sense if they were glazed donuts? In fact she's kind of pussying out by using plain ones.

>> No.10157076
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I wish I were an Asian girl so I could be weird as fuck but still liked.

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>> No.10157254

imagine slowly trundling down that conveyor belt on your back, barely conscious, catching glimpses through half-opened eyes as these machines quickly and methodically pick your organs out of your belly.

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>> No.10157267

already done, want me to do it again?

>> No.10157270

please, i need this

>> No.10157416

You don't like ketchup anon ?

>> No.10157443

This is white America's dream. The machine would load a white girl's ass with dark sausage while the cuck husband watches and jerks off with tears running down from his face to his little 4.5" dinglet.

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Hey Canada. Isn't it bedtime?

>> No.10157517

>this is what a stroke looks like
are you alright?

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>> No.10158101


That is some Hyperborea shit right there

>> No.10158106

>and then he offers you a drink as well

what a bro

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>pouring more into your half

>> No.10158248

Haha, its waving to the camera

>> No.10158267

What show is this?

>> No.10158286

it's clearly period blood

>> No.10158307

why is it skipping slots? Seems inefficient.

>> No.10158320

why would you save this?

>> No.10158346

And people wonder why there's a malaria epidemic.

>> No.10158351

surely this is proof that the soul, if there is one, lies within the nervous structure of any animal, and if you eat it while it's moving about like this then you're eating it's soul.

>> No.10158394

Animals don't have souls, anon.

>> No.10158413

th-thanks you too

>> No.10158435

The people eating it sure don't.

>> No.10158439

Fish caught by a Mexican cartel.

>> No.10158579

ding ding ding ding

my vegan alarm just went off.

>> No.10158666

I hope you're right so I can start eating animal souls

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And after two uses...

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>> No.10158818

Somebody put a teeeeeeeeeny bit of water in the chocolate fountain.

>> No.10158885

some part of me wants to try this

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>> No.10158942

holy shit those trips! spooky.

>> No.10158966

I think that's "chili"

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because he likes me <3

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I don't mean to be a downer but it's JUST that it's kinda creepy.

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>> No.10159226

and now it's jackreepy

>> No.10159260

I swear to God I've seen this exact WEBM and verbatim reply before.

>> No.10159262

I like the one where there's a tiny set for a rabbit or something

>> No.10159265

I wish you were a cute Asian girl to anon

>> No.10159271

>but still liked

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He's got to back
Back to the past
Salmonrai Jack

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gotta collect them all

>> No.10159309

Why? What and why, but mostly why? I don’t get it to begin with but if you are trying to learn ok weird and sexy why use ketchup? Why not whipped cream or even cream cheese or hell - at least mayo wouldn’t be red like blood. This makes me think she’s got her period smeared all over her.

>> No.10159316

I'm too scared to post any webms now that the new janny is more PC than facebook.

>> No.10159318

This is fucking retarded.

>> No.10159324

there is no way in hell that was caught by a boat. that had to wash onto shore, and the people just carved it up. probably would've done the same to a whale.

>> No.10159334

I need the audio to this. I’ll eat more coconut.

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>> No.10159344

Souls aren’t tangible whether animals have them or not.

>> No.10159346

You only believe that if you believe that animals are equal with humans. This isn’t biblical teaching, it’s not evolutionary teaching, it’s only leftist teaching.

>> No.10159348

They pretty tangy to me.

>> No.10159352

very impressive

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>> No.10159359

aw I thought the little fan arms were gonna rotate

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>> No.10159375

as cool as it would look it would be less efficient to use if it rotated.

>> No.10159377

Thank you

>> No.10159379

I've seen this guy's videos, fucker radiates positivity through the screen. He is legit excited to show you how to peel a coconut or to climb a tree or start a fire with coconut fibers.

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>> No.10159400

yup, he is very positive

>> No.10159418


Do you know that this device continuously collects the dust from air, which concentrates into the chocolate?

>> No.10159449

what kind of fish is that?

>> No.10159455

shark whale (I think)

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>> No.10159522

I need the jap dog being sad from eating the ramen meat from a guy

>> No.10159531

so y fart dust can do this

>> No.10159533

fuck me that is some good meat

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Thanks mate.

>> No.10159571

>It takes a high class chef to put expensive steak and eggs on rice

>> No.10159582

Makes my heart hurt. Whale sharks are incredibly beautiful and graceful creatures. Y'all should fly down to Atlanta and check them out.

>> No.10159587


nigga knows he's bout to be in tomorrow's ramen

>> No.10159624

Those arent mosquitos.
They are small nats. Good prltien without the estrogen from beef

>> No.10159637

Thats a chili fountain

>> No.10159665

some dumbass roastie probably just shoved like 20 hersheys bars in there and called it a day

>> No.10159676

iirc she does it to parody the sort of things she parodies.

>> No.10159701

If that fish could scream..

>> No.10159705

Are you under the impression that humans are not animals?

>> No.10159721

go ahead Satan

>> No.10159734

Nooooo the guilt ;__;

>> No.10159737

wonder what poison they´ll pick

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>> No.10159762

did anyone say that you dumb cynical fuck

>> No.10159766

what a stupid non-rebuttal

>> No.10159773

>right wing ppl that are vegetarians don´t exist

>> No.10159791

that's some fake news western propoganda bullshit right there

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>that gravy pour
holy shit

>> No.10159831

he poures so that there is any in it you idiot

>> No.10159832

I think she might be retarded.

>> No.10159839

I hate this planet.

>> No.10159840

>sushi roll

>> No.10159842

this is so sad :'(

>> No.10159849

I imagine this is the guy we will pick when the inevitable "humans vs robots challenge" happens. The John Henry of domino's pizza, if you will.

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>> No.10159851

>john henry
Congratulation on earning a spot in my filter. ;)

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>> No.10159854

how high are you right now bro

>> No.10159866

I hate this planet.

>> No.10159867

I don't do drugs so I'm no higher now than I was eight hours ago when I posted that comment.

But I was referencing this thread >>10149073.

>> No.10159874 [DELETED] 

fucking gooks

>> No.10159881

Fuck, I gotta start eating fish like this then.

>> No.10159885

at least they made good use of it so the death wasn't pointless.

in america they just like to blow shit up.

>> No.10159905

Why does this legitimately make me feel sad? I don't even want to rape her, I just want to hug her.

>> No.10159914

at least don't cut it up alive

>> No.10159921

>at least don't cut it up alive

>> No.10159981

>you only believe that if you believe animals are equal with animals

>> No.10159988

being in the same category as something else does not make you equal to it.

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>using teeth to peel coconut bark
>not using head to crack coconut open

beta as fuck...

>> No.10160057

I could swear I've seen this exact same .webm and exact same replies before. It's like I'm stuck in a time loop on the Event Horizon or something.

>> No.10160081

such a under rated movie.

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>> No.10160098

>some exec was in charge of making the perfect mayo/ketchup smile on Tom Hanks face after he bit into the whopper
>there was probably a meeting about how big and messy the smile should be and what ratios of ketchup and mayo they should use

Advertising is weird.

>> No.10160105

Wanna know how I got these scars?

>> No.10160122

What's causing it to move like that. I assume the fish must be long dead, what with it's head being missing, so what caused it's nervous system to spaz out like that?

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>> No.10160158

So just invite hot girls and pray to god they braps near the fountain?

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Mr. Smithers irl

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>tom practised for hours taking the burger out of the wrapper upside down so that it was right way up for the camera
the guy's a pro

>> No.10160208

where does he even get this stuff?

>> No.10160248

If you choose to be a vegetarian for health reasons or just because you personally prefer it that’s an entirely different story than someone basically claiming that eating animals is murder. The comments in this thread thus far indicate a belief in the latter.

>> No.10160260

In evolutionary speak, humans are more evolved species. Going by “survival of the fittest”, if you are able to kill and eat a lower evolved species then what reason is there not to?

Biblically speaking, man is made in God’s image and we are special creations not on an equal plane to the animals.

So again, by which logic are people claiming that killing and eating animals is essentially murder?

>> No.10160262

still not leftism

>> No.10160265

Oh ok, thank you. Who is she?

>> No.10160267

It’s a chocolate fountain with chocolate that seized up.

>> No.10160269

That's not what survival of the fittest means. It's not survival of the toughest roughest dude. It means being more fit than your peers to survive and procreate within the particular environmental context you live in. I don't know why so many people are dumb about this word.

>> No.10160297


What? Anon I think you might be retarded

>> No.10160308


Did you know you breathe in and swallow dust literally every single time you breathe or swallow?

>> No.10160311


>> No.10160317


Being superior to something doesn't mean you vivisect it. There is this thing called empathy for other living beings.

>> No.10160329


This may surprise you but the body is made up of billions of tiny individual LIVING cells. When you cut the head off these cells do not instantaneously die and will continue to do their job until they eventually die from lack of oxygen.

>> No.10160472

He's a big guy

>> No.10160479

thanks for admitting that we're not equal to animals.

>> No.10160486

>This is white America's dream. The machine would load a white girl's ass with dark sausage while the cuck husband watches and jerks off with tears running down from his face to his little 4.5" dinglet.
Is this true?

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>> No.10160525

nice try, mutt

>> No.10160527

Shit you're right

>> No.10160628

enjoy your butane taste
that'll be 500$ plus tips

>> No.10160667

If anything it's proof that asians don't have one

>> No.10160699

boom roasted

>> No.10160757

>welcome to america, now go do some repetitive menial task for literal chump change so you can then indulge in some junkfood slop
the fact that this is considered successful product placement makes it even more fucking deep

>> No.10160768

fucking why

>> No.10160782

Yeah. Funny how the movie named "Terminal" is NOT about him having a deadly illness. Since he's done several films with that theme.
Is it more than two? I can only think of Philadelphia and Joe Versus the Volcano right now.

>> No.10160829

releasing adrenaline left in the cells. most of the videos you see of "alive" fish have already died and are just releasing adrenaline involuntarily.

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>> No.10160926

This is a blue board, anon.

>> No.10160941

>humans are more evolved species
Retard. There's no such thing as a "more evolved" species. That term does not make sense in 'evolutionary speak.'

>> No.10160959

It's always funny to see scientific-illiterates try to explain such concepts in their limited vocabulary and understanding.

>> No.10160970

>Day 23 of no fap November: I am far weaker than I thought. I have lost my mind and ruined Thanksgiving. Again.

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>> No.10160984

I might actually make this for my 70 year old aunt. She always complains they don't make charcoal flavoring for steak any more.

>> No.10160997

just make sure you give her some fiber afterwards

>> No.10161032

She eats oatmeal for breakfast pretty much every day.

>> No.10161043

why is it stop motion

>> No.10161098

It is actually proof that asians do not have a soul

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>> No.10161103


>butane taste

You're an idiot.

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>> No.10161141

Why do people pretend Tasty food is bad? I mean sure its rookie stuff and pretty basic but that doesn't make it taste bad. Not every meal needs to be Michelin star to record it and teach it to people. They gotta start somewhere. This probably tastes amazing but isn't good for you.

>> No.10161151

this guy is fucking pro. one slip, and that band saw will take off a finger, or most of a hand.

>> No.10161158

RIP to pajeet's fingers

>> No.10161165

it's not entry level, it's mostly stupid gimmick shit, like a mongoloid deconstructing a dish. it's one thing to make videos on doing simple things, or making smaller versions of things for parties (i.e., mini quiches, sliders, non-standard eggrolls), but it's pretty backasswards the rest of the time.

>> No.10161170

>I bet you're wondering how I got in this situation. Well, it's a long story...

>> No.10161173

I would nail that with my cousin

>> No.10161189

Haha you poured too much wine now you are fucked.

>> No.10161213

Why doesn't he drink milk?

>> No.10161226


What's even the point of this? To invite people over and then watch when they make a giant mess all over your place? And who's never seen a siphon before?

>> No.10161273

Most people don't want a steak smothered in fucking cream cheese, that's why. Had that person reduced the amount of cream cheese filling, it would probably be fine.

>> No.10161274

holy fuck you're dumb

>> No.10161291

Is that a Teflon pan? Are you fucking kidding me?

>> No.10161296


>expecting someone using 'biblical speak' as some kind of an argument to have the faintest understanding of established scientific theory

>> No.10161301

i'm awful nervous about how he's wearing a watch

>> No.10161341

lol i could do that shit for 900$ no doubt

>> No.10161373

This reminds me of that stop motion Simpsons video

>> No.10161388

>Japanese curry
No thanks.

Also, anyone can put 10 lbs of rice or any other foods on a plate and say, "be you can't eat this for money".

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>Japanese curry
>No thanks.

>> No.10161470

Man I like Japanese curry but I'm not nearly obese enough to fit all that into my gut

>> No.10161496


Is dry ice safe to eat?

>> No.10161537

Incredibly filling. You have to tackle with the sheer size of the meal and not just the heat.

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>> No.10161558

My daddy said butane is a bastard gas.

>> No.10161564

These two together is like a Goofus and Gallant comic.

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>> No.10161627

You realize the fish is dead and the body is just reacting to the salt right

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>> No.10161651

The onion is absolute proof that there is a god and that he hates us.

>> No.10161656

I miss that show so much dude

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i'm not sure I follow, what's your problem with onions?

>> No.10161683

I think the issue is more the proportions being out of whack, the makers of the videos trying too hard to be gimmicky, or outright not getting the point of certain foods. For example, in the webm posted, you're essentially wasting a good cut of beef like that by slicing it open and filling it with meme cheese. Definitely had something going with the mushrooms, but they don't get a good flavor unless they're seared or pan fried, or anything else than what he used it for. The result is a confusing mishmash of flavors which, at best, is as good as junk food you'd find at the supermarket, and at worst is a waste of good ingredients.

And it's not just the only video. They do this all the time with gluttonous over-indulgent meme foods.

>> No.10161689

>these are the people that judge Trump supporters

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>> No.10161702

Fucking shit people to prank someone like that

>> No.10161717

t. kang

>> No.10161741

Why? It's a lesson everybody needs to learn at one point or another. Now it has happened to him in a controlled circumstance and he understands that if he thinks somebody attractive is interested in him, he's probably wrong.

>> No.10161749


The irony is that it's obvious they're doing this because they are bored there and this will never be necessary making this skill absolutely useless, the girl is just standing keeping time and there is another employee just filming it and the place is fucking empty.

>> No.10161753

>confusing mishmash of flavours
Not really dude.

The makers of tasty aren’t idiots - they do shit that they know will get shares, whether it’s some retarded contrived invention or just ripped off from somewhere else.

>> No.10161758

How is that remotely ironic

>> No.10161773


Was it really necessary to mention that? He's hacking fucking pig carcasses into tiny pieces of course it will chop a finger off like it's nothing.

>> No.10161784

4 1/2 gallons of oil. That is slightly over 17 liters. Holy shit, what do you do with that amount of heavily turkey-flavoured oil after the turkey has been fried?

>> No.10161805

Fry another turkey in it

>> No.10161830

fuck you, that boy is a qt and also very cute. fuck that roastie didn't deserve him

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>try to make pizzas as fast as possible in a pizza place
>it is absolutely unnecessary because the place is empty and the other employees are just standing and doing nothing
>anon asks what is ironic about an ironic situation while he doesn't understand what it even means

>> No.10161859

Clean it, then use it again. Well stored oil lasts a long time.

>> No.10161865

Fry more stuff. What, you don't like turkey flavour?

>> No.10161880

Can you explain how that satisfies the definition of irony without telling me it’s irony?

>> No.10161892

haha awesome.

>> No.10161926

Not to mention there are far simpler and better ways to do this.
>Use actual cheese
>Sear the steak properly in a heavy pan over high heat instead of smothering in cheese first
>Cook mushrooms in pan after steak, deglazing at the end to get the fond up
>Rest the steak then slice and insert pre warmed cheese with cooked mushrooms and herbs

>> No.10161960

Dude, there are probably less than 5% of americans who can even give a valid example of irony, let alone define it. Did you forget the red states cut education budgets to eliminate /lit/ courses because they're too pretentious?

>> No.10161972

That's why they wait for the vapors to stop, it means the dry ice is completely evaporated

>> No.10161978

It's amusingly coincidental how people who try to avoid pretentiousness invariably come across as even more pretentious.

>> No.10162007

It's ironic because he's showing off a skill that would be incredibly useful in high traffic situations, but he's showing it off when there's no traffic
It'd be more ironic if he was only able to do it in low traffic situations

Irony is defined as "a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result."
In this case, you'd expect that because he's making pizzas very quickly, there'd be a need for him to do so, ie a large amount of customers. But that isn't the case, thus irony

>> No.10162014

>In this case, you'd expect that because he's making pizzas very quickly, there'd be a need for him to do so, ie a large amount of customers
The fact that what he’s doing is unnecessary does not make it ironic.

>> No.10162039

You're right, the fact that what he's doing is unnecessary doesn't alone make it ironic
It's because of the specific situation he's in that makes it ironic, it's the context that makes it ironic

>> No.10162057

god i wish that were me

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>> No.10162071

He doesn’t think he’s doing it for service while the audience know otherwise, so it’s not dramatic irony. I can’t see how the performance of a technically unnecessary task is ironic. I could see a certain irony in the idea that there are customers angrily waiting for pizza at a neighbouring restaurant or something.

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>> No.10162086

>fast food
>Suprised that wagecuck makes the pizza fast

>> No.10162088

Not every ironic situation is dramatic irony
It's the context of the skill. He's doing a skill that benefits high traffic situations, but he's being filmed because there's low traffic
It's not just because it's unnecessary, it's how it's unnecessary and why it's unnecessary

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>> No.10162098

Friendly reminder that the reason chinks boil animals alive and flay them alive is because they think being in pain when it dies makes the meat taste better.

If Africans thought Europeans were cruel, wait until they meet their new colonizers.

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>> No.10162155

This borders on tech heresy

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>> No.10162172

why does this crack me up. she really loves those donuts. LMAO.

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>> No.10162181

This comes off as really autistic to me.

>> No.10162195

Every time with the fucking cream cheese.

>> No.10162197

efficiency isn't autistic, god damn 4chan, it can work 24/7 with maybe an hour of downtime while a worker cleans the tools, don't have to pay 8 workers minimum wage and deal with drama

>> No.10162200

she was fucking waving AT HIM. he responded appropriately you dumb cunt.

>> No.10162207

>they do shit that they know will get shares
Exactly. Some other anon said it a few threads back, I think, but these kinds of videos are all just passed around by people that think they're neat and have no intention of ever actually making them. None of Tasty's shit needs to even be edible because their target audience isn't going to ever actually cook them. The videos just need to look neat or be "creative" with 'actually tasting good' being a far, far second place to that.

>> No.10162208

Is that how brining works? Just salt, water, and flavour stuff?

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She was waving at someone in his direction, not at him. Don't approach strangers without checking first. Most of us learned that in school.

>> No.10162220

I understand that every place under the sun would rather not pay workers, but I'm just thinking about all the engineering, resources, and all this meticulous shit that goes into creating meat carving robots.

>> No.10162223

that's not irony retard

>> No.10162225

It's an investment for sure. but once it's in place the only cost is cleaning and maintenance.

Anywhere you can remove warm bodies in any process the cheaper it gets in the long run.

>> No.10162231

I didn’t day every ironic situation is dramatic irony. However there’s no cruel or inverse twist between intention and outcome to make it ironic. Anyway I get what you’re saying, I just think it would need another ingredient in the mix to be ironic.

>> No.10162233


i mean a brine is literally just salt water

>> No.10162240

new fetish

>> No.10162241

Yes. You don’t even need the last two ingredients to get the benefit of it.

>> No.10162252


>> No.10162265

Most of it comes from Germany and Japan these days but things like this were made in Britain, France, the US, etc back in the day as well.

>> No.10162267

Fuckin disgusting.

>> No.10162272


what a distinctly human notion.

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beer is good you weirdo

>> No.10162301

no its not, drink straight alcohol if you want to buzz. beer just makes you fat and stupid

>> No.10162306


that looks really good

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>> No.10162314


have you ever heard of something called, 'practice'? he'll be better prepared to kill it when rush hour comes.

>> No.10162317

It has nothing to do with difficulty level, it's just fatties reinventing the wheel to justify some new iteration of cheese+meat+bread. It's annoying af

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>> No.10162332


you clearly are a youngling who knows little or nothing.

honestly unless you drink like a fucking frat boy, beer gets you way drunker in a way better way than liquor does.liquor is really for the two opposite ends of the spectrum between dumbass 18yo getting drunk off shots and the actual starts-shaking-and-having-delerium-tremens-if-they-go-cold-turkey alcoholics.

>> No.10162342

you are not black so quit fucking typing like it

>> No.10162359

>those fat fucking arms

>> No.10162362

What a Goofus.

>> No.10162363

>heineken (can)
>let sit on counter for 30 minutes
>pour into glass
best beer I've ever had

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>flat lager

good stuff

>> No.10162372

I have no reason to drink other than to not feel, beer is a waste of money

>> No.10162382

the new saw traps are just fucking over the top

>> No.10162404


wow edgy want a razor? but really unless you're a stage IV alcoholic, you're going to get drunker faster on something like steel reserve than you are on bottom shelf tequila, gin, vodka, etc. % for %, beer punches as hard as mixed drinks and go down faster, and if you're getting steel reserve or natty daddies or something similar, you're going to get drunk faster unless your name is shoenice22 or you're a late stage alcoholic.

and beyond that, there's just something about the way beer sits in an empty stomach that goes to your head fast and has a drunkeness-over-time effect. in my experience a 12 pack of steel reserve 12oz cans for 12 dollars gets me much drunker much faster than, for example, a 750ml of takka 100 proof. 42oz bottles of steel reserve is even more cost effective, but i can slam cold fizzy cans of it with more delight.

>> No.10162408

Why's he doing that? Is this chicken to be mechanically separated? Why does he need to do this by hand then?

>> No.10162409

what's wrong with teflon?

>> No.10162412

I'll try it out anon, thanks

>> No.10162432

Holy shit that's disgusting and I'm an alcoholic.

>> No.10162433
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My place sells 2/$3.75 99bananas 100ml schnapps. I get 3 and I'm usually beyond good. though I get the coffee flavor, the fruit like banana, watermelon, or grape are too sweet and syrupy for me
pic related is the 50ml

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>I'm an alcoholic.

>> No.10162472

sounds awfully brosciencey

>> No.10162473

>when he pulls out the small knife and cuts that last little spine piece
always my favorite part

>> No.10162477

>dominos on super bowl sunday

>> No.10162478

Tasty is the best page on the planet
I've never seen a video that takes so little effort to watch, I could literally watch these in my sleep
I'm amazed Facebookfags can function at all

>> No.10162492

because it is. In reality, muscles operate through electrical impulses, and that's pretty much it.
When you push on a nerve, they tend to activate regardless of your intentions.

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>double cream

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I've had deep fried turkey, it's good, but not worth the effort

>> No.10162522

that beer was clearly already open
what a poser phony faker wannabe

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>> No.10162526

thanks anon, that sounds exactly right. Didn't want to discredit unless it was something i just didn't know. Isn't it because of how simple/repetitive fish movements are, so weak or residual electric impulses can activate the muscles after death, kinda similar to a chicken? Or is that broscience too?

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>> No.10162536

how the frick are you supposed to even eat that?

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what's wrong with double cream?

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Americans need to get a life

>> No.10162566

imagine the low self esteem of these men and women

>> No.10162568

Never heard of it, can I just use twice the amount of heavy cream?

>> No.10162569

What the fuck is this disgusting shit?

>> No.10162578
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In UK we have double cream, single cream and squirty cream

I THINK the equivalent is heavy cream, half & half and whipped cream

>> No.10162597

drinking is retarded
hope you all die

>> No.10162598

No it doesn't.

>> No.10162599

What sort of genius do you have to be the even think of designing something like this? Just think of all the individual parts that have to be the perfect measurement in order for this to function.

>> No.10162605


get a life

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>squirty cream
your culture is so silly

>> No.10162610

This is just how certain people's brains work. I can craft a masterpiece policy document that I can convince elected twats to implement despite them knowing nothing about the subject and that it will be law for at least 45 years, but I couldn't create a wonder of porcine dissection like this.

>> No.10162617

The secret to a lot of inventions is going back and back to your broken/not right ones and fixing it. It probably had thousands of iterations before this one came out. Ideas are made of many little improvements and not one big good idea that happens to work on the first try

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You squirt it out of a can though....

>> No.10162622

double cream is almost the same as heavy cream except it's slightly thicker

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>> No.10162652

Should have sucker punched the white guy and yelled go homaa white boi

>> No.10162663

You remember that ancient greek fucker who discovered that thing about the sides of a triangle?
he's an asshole, that's the purpose of the cup.

>> No.10162668

Get a fuckin life.

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>You remember that ancient greek fucker who discovered that thing about the sides of a triangle?

Equilatorium Acutus Obtusiam?

What about him?

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>> No.10162681

What is the pink squiggles he puts on? It looks like thick cut pickled ginger

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>> No.10162723

Pickled red vegetable. Usually onion but could be cabbage or turnip

>> No.10162724

>I've never seen a video that takes so little effort to watch
What does this mean?

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>> No.10162734

>All that waiting
>Still need to use scissors
I'm sure it tastes like shit and it fails even as a spectacle.

>> No.10162740

Read the rest of my post and you'll find out, handsome.

>> No.10162741

Best pancakes are swedish, those thin bastards

>> No.10162754

Well in Iscoscoles time, you had no internet or air conditioning. You sat around thinking about how shit life is because you can't check out hitomi tanaka tits on a whim, so you think about how to be an asshole. Then after you put the effort into making your asshole glass, you lie and say it's to teach a lesson about greediness, even though one wrong tilt will make anyones drink spill. fuck triangles

>> No.10162770

Pickled onions I think.

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>> No.10162805

Fucking pretentious goddamn nigger, god fucking damn it I'm fucking shaking with rage. I am literally shaking, I might kill myself just for seeing this bullshit.

>> No.10162810

It's a civilized glass, if you're gonna be a slob and fill the glass all the way to the top, you deserve nothing!

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>> No.10162837

He's a qt

>> No.10162848

Buckshot to the face.

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>> No.10162876

How did that thing not crack? Why does it come out cooked? Drop it in boiling water?

>> No.10162879

I can't tell if retarded or shitposting.

>> No.10162931

Imagine him eating pussy.

>> No.10162944

Haven you seriously never heard of a Jagerbomb/Irish Car Bomb?

These are like entry level drinks

>> No.10162952

lmao looked like dabs for a second when it was first melted

>> No.10163008

i think its cheese

>> No.10163118

Don't forget clotted cream.
>squirty cream

>> No.10163214

I want to eat his coconuts.

>> No.10163232

he also did that movie where he had a mental illness (i think it was autism) where he used a tripcode in an anonymous community because he's a special snowflake who thinks he's better than everyone else. at the end he killed himslef by eating gmo corn and he died of eternal bleeding.

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posting without looking at thumbnail. hope it's not gross

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>> No.10163271

>if you are able to kill and eat a lower evolved species then what reason is there not to?
i'm not the least bit racists but fuck me that's the most niggerish thing that i've heard anybody say. holy fuck.

>we are special creations not on an equal plane to the animals.
omfg then what's noah's ark all about? why did he save all thos animals? don't say for food because then he would've only saved the delicious ones. and don't even say we saved the work horses because we don't use every animal that way. what the hell? did you give up your intelligence for lent or something? fuck me

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pisses me off he spreads it on the wrong way

>> No.10163535

>see this
>search for more info
>find instructional

>> No.10163615

what kind of person makes this shit? chinky should have done the world a favor and just stabbed them both.

>> No.10163793

>Something with lower ABV gets you drunk faster than something with higher ABV

t. Alcohol that doesn't understand math

>> No.10163806

It comes in a tin, it squirts out of the top and it's not like proper whipped cream or anything.

What are you supposed to call it? If something smells of must, it's musty. If something is covered in dirt, it's dirty. If it's cream that you get it out of the container by squirting it, what do you call it? Walmarts Patented Squirtomatic 5000 Real Dairy Substitute with extra zip?

>> No.10163876

honestly if someone snuck up on me from behind like that i'd pull out my samarai sword and and chop sewage his ass!

>> No.10163908

oh fuck yeah, throw some lingonberry in there, little bit of cream on top, or just some maple syrup.

i grew up on plattar, but usually for breakfast staying over at my grandparents' house. then my grandma would make vetebrod making the entire house smell like cardamom. then we would have meatballs - she would cook them in a cast iron skillet, so they were crunchier than is traditional - with pickled cucumber and dill and boiled potatoes. my grandmother is from staten island.

>> No.10163919

are those worms?

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>> No.10164059

Nigger, that cream cheese mushroom shit looks disgusting to most people.

>> No.10164137


Retard detected.

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>> No.10164210

She was waving at him.

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this isn't Tumblr my dude, go literally shake somewhere else. unless this is bait

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