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What's the single greatest condiment known to man, and why is it Heinz Ketchup?

>> No.10155864

>>10155848

That's not mustard in the pic.

>> No.10155873

>>10155848

Mayo.

>> No.10155878

>>10155848
for me, as a proud white man, it's mayonaise.

>> No.10155888

Brown Mustard

>> No.10155889

>>10155848
That's not Louisiana Hot Sauce

>> No.10155900

>>10155848
For me, that would be chimichurri.

>>10155878
What does liking mayonnaise have to do with your race? Jeez, you people bring race into everything.

>> No.10157883

>>10155848
You're not wrong.

>> No.10157917

>>10155900
>What does liking mayonnaise have to do with your race?
Jews started a fairly successful anti-mayonnaise / anti- white bread movement a while back, mostly because they were used to mustard and rye bread and this created a culture clash between WASPs and jews.
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/food/2013/12/mayonnaise_hatred_a_brief_history_of_mayo_and_disgust.html
Anyway, he's not being weird by bringing up race, you're being weird by not getting a major pop culture reference anyone over the age of 30 should know just by having watched a Woody Allen movie at some point in the past by virtue of having owned a television set.

>> No.10158013

>>10155848
This is really dumb but this vlogger I follow is an American that loves ranch sauce and I kinda want to try it. What should I try it with?

>> No.10158105

>>10158013
Probably that 56%ers juice, ya cuck.

>> No.10158113

Cum

>> No.10158531
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10158531

For me, it is Catsup when I am eating my supper.

>> No.10159884

>>10155848
Ketchup is a good condiment, but it goes best when paired with other condiments.

on a Hotdog? Not without mustard.
on Fries? Best mixed with mayo.
Steak? Nah, dog, nah. Children do not belong on 4chan.

It makes a decent "tomato gravy" for hashbrowns or meatloaf or whatever.

It's not the best condiment for most things, but in ranked choice voting, it wins hands down as the second-best condiment on everything.

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>>10155848
heinz is pleb tier m8

>> No.10159929

If you use ketchup you are a manchild. It really is that simple

I'm not usually a snob but ketchup is absolute garbage

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>>10155873
>>10155878
>>10159884

I started putting this on sandwiches and it's way better than other brands

>> No.10160497

>>10159929
>He fell for the "ketchup is childish" meme
I bet you don't like pineapple on pizza either.

>> No.10160552

>that tangy ketchup they put on the McDoubles, coupled with the little diced onions

God tier.

>> No.10160576

Goes well with mayo too

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10160748

Pic related, although I doubt anyone he re has ever heard of it.

>> No.10160788

>>10158013
french fries, fried chicken, pizza, salad

>> No.10161901

>>10160748
This board is pretty international. This stuff is a huge thing in Europe and Indonesia as well as parts of Africa. Basically it's synthetic Ketjap Manis.

>> No.10161909

>>10160748
Why would nobody have heard of this? It's everywhere

>> No.10161918

>>10161901
Maggi is not soy sauce. It doesn't even taste like soy sauce.

>> No.10161947

>>10161918
> a dark, soy sauce-type hydrolysed vegetable protein-based condiment sauce

>> No.10161973

>>10161918
It's like a very intense thick soysauce. It was originally made from soy beans artificially fermented using some fast chemical method. In the 90s they changed that because nobody buys GMO products in Europe.

>> No.10162052

>>10161973
>nobody buys GMO products in Europe
How do Europeans avoid having govts owned by chemical and agri megacorporations controlling their public food supplies?

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10162087

>>10155848

>> No.10162574

>>10162052

Not being a burger is the most effective method.

>> No.10163677

>>10155900
You people?

>> No.10163690

>>10162087
truth

>> No.10163744

>>10162087
>inb4 someone calls that tobasco
tabasco is fine but mayo is where it's at.