/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10152710]

I was 23 and home from the Air Force with my new wife. My parents wanted to take us out to dinner. I love seafood. Dungeness crab and steamer clams being my two favorites.
They took us to an all you can eat seafood buffet at a place called Tug Boat Annie's. I leveled the place. I was there about 3 hours and it was mortifying to my wife. People were coming out of the back and pointing at our table. "That's him over there". It was like I was Homer Simpson. A waitress even came over and said something like "I've been allowed to offer you piece of Prime Rib if you'd like it". I declined and just kept going. Finally my wife was squirming so much and we were laughing that we started to make a scene. I just called it and said we could go. I honestly could of stayed a lot longer.
Dungeness and I go way back....I just don't fill up on it. My dad tells a story when he was stationed at Whidbey Island on the Navy base. They had an all you can eat buffet on Friday nights. He said I did so much damage one night that they tried to charge me as an adult instead of a kid. I was like 10 years old. So yea...I have a history.

[Anonymous No.10152718]

good food story op.
Dungeness is definitely the best crab.

[Anonymous No.10152724]

>>10152710
>steamer clams
>>10152710
>Homer Simpson

subtle

[Anonymous No.10152729]

>>10152724
>>>/reddit/

[Anonymous No.10152736]

>>10152724
sorry but the happened before that shitty meme

[Anonymous No.10152737]

this pasta is not exactly fresh any more

[Anonymous No.10152747]

>>10152736
>sorry but the happened before that shitty meme
I highly doubt this story occurred before 1996