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Anonymous Thu Feb 15 10:00:03 2018 No.10150821 [Reply] [Original]

>ask for a coffee
>get coffee flavoured water instead

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 15 10:21:35 2018 No.10150863 >>10150821 Just tried my first Gregg's coffee today, tasted just the same as cheap non branded powdered coffee.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 15 12:44:44 2018 No.10151239 >>10150863 why would you expect anything special from greggs

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 15 12:56:23 2018 No.10151279 >>10150821 You recognize that all coffee is coffee-flavored water, correct?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 15 12:57:11 2018 No.10151281 >order tea from Nutri-Matic >get cupful of liquid almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 15 13:01:26 2018 No.10151294 >Ask for milk >Get milk flavored water instead

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 15 13:28:41 2018 No.10151387 >>10151239 Its cost ninety nine dollars on sale.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 15 14:47:48 2018 No.10151604 >>10151387 greggs must be something very different in america

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 15 14:50:48 2018 No.10151615 >ask for milk >"sorry we only have soymilk here"

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 15 14:53:58 2018 No.10151632 >>10150821 By definition, that is what coffee is. Moron.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 15 14:57:15 2018 No.10151646 >>10151279 >>10151632 >They don't get their coffee freshly milked from the Venezuelan Coffee Ant

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 15 15:02:15 2018 No.10151666 >>10151387 >>10151604 Greggs in america sells appliances, I think anon is saying he got a coffee machine from there. Greggs in the UK is a place that sells savory pastries and coffee.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 15 15:08:56 2018 No.10151688 >>10151615 Great, soymilk has lest estrogen than regular milk. Not that I'm some retarded /pol/ beta whose T levels are low enough for those estrogens to effect me in any noticeable way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 15 15:14:46 2018 No.10151710 >>10151387 Is it just a regular drip brewer? If so, why would expect anything special?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 15 15:17:32 2018 No.10151717 >>10151688 you seem to whine like one though

Anonymous Thu Feb 15 15:33:17 2018 No.10151782

>ask for a macchiato, double shot
>waitress looks at me wide eyed
>"just give me a double shot with a bit of steamed milk"
>get the same thing as everybody else
>it's a fucking burnt-toast dark roast again

why can nobody in this fucking continent get coffee right

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 15 15:36:13 2018 No.10151795 File: 26 KB, 500x500, 10157116614867.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10151666 that explains a lot

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 15 15:40:27 2018 No.10151808 File: 167 KB, 327x296, 1475537308503.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10151281

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 15 16:12:38 2018 No.10151910 File: 53 KB, 753x502, 0463fff2-bd34-4022-8184-3b9fdcf2673.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fuck you pussies and your gay ass espressos and americanas

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 15 16:15:43 2018 No.10151924 File: 58 KB, 453x539, greggs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10151666

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 15 18:57:55 2018 No.10152626 File: 133 KB, 819x895, 1515514571409.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10150821 >ask for coffee >get burnt toast water

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 15 19:14:19 2018 No.10152702 >>10151910 Enlighten me. What method is this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 15 19:34:47 2018 No.10152783 >>10152702 Turkish

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 15 19:44:49 2018 No.10152831 >>10152783 And bosnian and greek and macedonian and lebanese. Wog coffee, been around since old times.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 15 19:54:25 2018 No.10152878 >>10152831 It's still usually called Turkish coffee in America.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 15 19:56:16 2018 No.10152885 >>10152878 I know, I call it wog coffee and I hope that catches on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 15 20:01:54 2018 No.10152906 File: 206 KB, 1014x1024, greggs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10151924

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 15 21:47:35 2018 No.10153400 >ask for water >get water flavored water instead

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 15 21:49:59 2018 No.10153408 >>10152702 gritty coffee you'll know when you have some

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 15 21:59:39 2018 No.10153448 >>10152783 >>10153408 Neat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 16 00:23:22 2018 No.10153999 >>10150821 That's why you press your own coffee, op. Tastes 100x better than any coffee

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 16 05:54:02 2018 No.10154798 >>10153408 You don't drink the grits amerimutt

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 16 11:44:30 2018 No.10155573 File: 2.07 MB, 3072x2304, chemtrails.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10152702 the booboo method

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 16 14:02:02 2018 No.10156007 >>10150821 >be me >at the county fair > "one coffee please" >he fills my cup halfway up with coffee >turns around and fills the other half up with water from his tap The coffee was so watered down I could see the bottom of the cup.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 16 14:03:10 2018 No.10156012 >>10151279 Incorrect. It is a bean slurry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 16 14:06:02 2018 No.10156024 >>10156012 >doesn't know the definition of slurry Sure is Reddit in here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 16 14:12:18 2018 No.10156049 >>10156024 it was a shitty joke, brother you have been unintentionally baited

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 16 14:16:40 2018 No.10156073 >>10151281 Share and Enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 16 14:22:29 2018 No.10156107 >>10150821 I like to eat coffee grinds and wash it down with water for quick energy. Am I the only one?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 16 14:55:35 2018 No.10156257 >ask for tea >get hot leaf juice instead

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