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>> No.10149835

thats a big fish

>> No.10149843

>Webm Thread

>> No.10149845

(For) >>10149835

>> No.10149854


Anybody know what kind of fish that is?

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>> No.10149899

yeah and?

>> No.10149905

Damn those Mexicans are really coordinated

>> No.10149912

But apparently they can't throw or catch.

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This is really satisfying to watch

>> No.10150600

Does /ck/ know of Paul Charles Dozsa?

He's a charismatic Australian gentleman who was notorious for eating at fancy restaurants and walking out without paying. He genuinely believed that he shouldn't have to pay for food.

Anyway, here's his arrest after ""stealing"" food from a Chinese restaurant.

>> No.10150603

In the US he would have been tazed on a good day and shot to death on a better day

>> No.10150604

but they would have gladly accepted his limp penis, haha.

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That's probably true

>> No.10150608 [DELETED] 

No, he's white

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That's why he wasn't shot on sight

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>> No.10150618

You guys fucking joking?

That's tuna.

>> No.10150621 [DELETED] 

How in the fuck does someone get like this? I would kill myself before it even came close

>> No.10150629

tuna have a different shape. more like a traditional fish that are skinny and tall. while marlin are like sharks, though more like dolphins (which aren't fish).

i don't know what that op fish is but i'd say it's more marlin than tuna.

>> No.10150644

Is this supposed to be some feel good "artisan" video op?

That was horrible to watch.

>> No.10150647


It's giant sardine.

>> No.10150649

I thought pineapples grew on trees...

>> No.10150652

I don't think that's the most efficient way. They could have way less points of transfer.

>> No.10150655

'Sardine' sounds like a good girl's name. moot should name his daughter Sardine. Sardine Poole.

>> No.10150656

It MIGHT be black marlin, but those tend not to be found in that part of the pacific that much. Tuna is the more likely since pacific blue fin is somewhat abundant around japan compared to other large fish.

>> No.10150659

Pineapples are the root of a pineapple plant. Like a potato.

>> No.10150676

Japan often fish in Australian waters. It's quite an issue here (in .au) as they take our whales. So they undoubtedly take our marlin as well.
Plus the fact that they've made a video of it suggests that it might be a kind of rarity.
>hey this is new so lets film and document it!

I dunno. I'm not arguing. Just thinking out loud. We absolutely must identify this fucking fish!

>> No.10150681

My god, my world view is in pieces

>> No.10150695

Well he is using a Maguro knife which is a tuna knife, but that doesn't necessarily mean it's tuna I guess.

>> No.10150717

Well spotted. But...

>Cutting 250 Kg Marlin Fish

Praise kek!

>> No.10150725

>250 Kg Marlin
That's a fairly small one of it's a black marlin, they can reach 750kg

>> No.10150730

Still, I'll bet it's head is being stuffed at the taxidermist so it can be mounted on the wall.

>> No.10150739

No they aren't ya dunce. They grow above ground

>> No.10150740

Holy mackerel that's a big duck

>> No.10150753

addiction and an enabler.

You'll never get people this fat without someone in their family helping them be that way.

It's a process

>grow up as kid where you always have to clean your plate
>not even a semblance of dietary balance at home, so good food habits never established
>fat parents to normalize her gaining weight
>be getting fatter as a teenager/young adult
>not popular socially or romantically
>stay home and eat to cover the hurt up
>get even fatter
>be adult
>be hamplanet by this point
>be so fat that you don't even see yourself as a regular person
>"I could never be that thin, muh genetics"
>either living at home with enabler or dating some dude with a feeding fetish who also enables
>consider yourself past the point of no return
>"I've been this way my whole life, I don't know any other way of living"

Honestly, it kinda bums me out thinking of the chunky but not obese kid being plied snacks by their parents, with neither side realizing what's will happen a decade or two down the road

You'll never get that fat because those people don't get fat midway through their life, its almost always from childhood and from a lack of good habits or role models at home

There are few people I hate more in the world than fat parents with chubby kids. It's like having a fucking crack baby, the kids got no chance in life

>> No.10150755

Spiraling mental and physical illness. They're essentially trying to eat themselves to death.

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>> No.10150762

this and this

>> No.10150770

I bet the producers wish they had made a show about this hot tranny babe instead of the fat loser spic with a micro peen.

>> No.10150771

I got doored on my bike last year by the daughter of a fat woman, who wasn't that fat, but her young daughter was like a mini version of the woman in that webm trying to get through the door. It was incredibly sad to see such a young girl (she's 12) be so big. I could imagine the bullying that she'd get at school and it could only be the mother's fault for allowing her to get so big. Really sad.

>> No.10150773

a succulent chinese meal... jeans up

>> No.10150774

Have you never seen a beheaded chicken run around? It's just death spasms.

>> No.10150777

>torturing a headless fish like this
Fucking soulless gooks.

>> No.10150787

muh 1000 folds!

>> No.10150791

theres' always something off about this
I think its a scheme, like its running in reverse or something and was done to just make this video
its just too floaty as it goes up to the truck

>> No.10150799

what kind of bird is that

>> No.10150809

Murica was a mistake...

>> No.10150827

Metal Rear Solid: Wings of Liberty

>> No.10150831

some say she is still stuck there to this day... surviving off of pancake syrup and arizona iced tea

>> No.10150887

I'm not a big fan of fish, but that tuna meat made my mouth water

>> No.10151168

he's cute

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>Murica was a mistake...

This. America is degenerating into a 3rd world country.

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>> No.10151308

Nice WEBM thread full of non webm posts

>> No.10151324


This hits a little too close to home. South Chicago is turning into a murerous shithole where the balcks are just free to do whatever they want because BLM consantly sues any police activity.

Chicago was a much nicer city before Obama & BLM keep forcing the police stop policing. Now they just drive by thugs on street corners openly carrying and they won't do shit.

I need to move to a better city, any city...

>> No.10151328

How is this /ck/ related?

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>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to king of the egg fortress
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes
>inb4 turkish salt man
>inb4 waitress inserting hotdog in vagina
>inb4 bulimic chick eating 20 burgers in one setting
>inb4 bee dough
>inb4 black tofu made in trash
>inb4 bartender cutting a huge icecube into a diamond
>inb4 barrel cooked chicken turns into literal ashes
>inb4 girl gazing into your soul as she cuts onions
>inb4 big booty cook
>inb4 icecream porn
>inb4 stroggification

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>inb4 LA beast eating lamps
>inb4 jiggly cakes
>inb4 vegan egg
>inb4 fish in a fucking mixer
>inb4 someone's entire ja/ck/ folder
>inb4 Monster melting in lava
>inb4 autistic micro sized cooking
>inb4 the crust cutter forced meme
>inb4 sad old man burning his toast and eating it
>inb4 two faggots mixing sauce and skittles
>inb4 lonely thot eating Domino's pizza and taking selfies in front of camera
>inb4 expensive japanese beef box
>inb4 a chink swallowing a squid alive
>inb4 mosquito patties
>inb4 crepe cook on cocaine along with the comment chain that ends with the Event Horizon
>inb4 cute japanese survival food
>inb4 chilli beans fountain
>inb4 grown up dudes literally cutting meat with machete
>inb4 a dude drinking 100 eggs
>inb4 koreans trying american food
>inb4 killing a crab through inserting screw in dickhole
>inb4 any webm from mexico where they mix sweets and potato chips with different sauces
>inb4 Gordon Ramsay cocaine documentary
>inb4 rolling burning pigs
>inb4 putting pasta in cheese wheel
>inb4 girl picking lobster with crane game in restaurant
>inb4 cage falling on wild boars
>inb4 any "food art" webm followed by "that will be $299 plus tip sir" comments
>inb4 faggot degreasing pizza and eating it with fork and knife
>inb4 old school Subway ad
>inb4 skinning a frog
>inb4 chinks slicing a big fish while it's in agony
>inb4 that webm with guy tapping the knife and autists reeeing in the comments
>inb4 two japanese girls blowing a cockroach at each other through a pipe
>inb4 japense food show where everything could be edible
>inb4 dildo gummy candy
>inb4 """spicy""" frapuccinos

>> No.10151392

The fuck is /pol/ doing in here? Go back to your shit board.

>> No.10151394

No one gives a fuck, stop trying to derail the thread with your whining over blacks.

>> No.10151400

/pol/ shitpost on other boards hoping to recruit others into their sad little movement. Just ignore and report their comments if they get too disruptive

>> No.10151409

that is going to be the least of her concerns when diabeetus and all kinds of diseases strike her.

>> No.10151420

>fat parents to normalize her gaining weight
my father is a bit overweight but i really thank him for fat shaming the fuck out of me when I was a kid (i do have the "muh genetics" that is why father kept warning me). for us, eating out was more of an event rather than a habit. Junk food rarely knows its way to our table. That is also thanks to my mom which is an excellent cook (i miss her food, fuck living alone and abroad). i can confirm that improper upbringing is 90% of the obesity problem.

>> No.10151437


What?? PineAPPLES. They are a variety of apple tree. In the webm you see that the workers are picking them from the pineapple trees on the far end of the field. The workers are just standing in a field of agave that's between them and the pineapple trees.

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>> No.10151703

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs??


>> No.10151729

That's what a skilled toss/catch looks like, I've seen laborers do that with bricks and it looks just as floaty

>> No.10152025

Damn 52 posts in a row without a webm.

>> No.10152223
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>Damn 52 posts in a row without a webm.
Then add to number of post with any webm

>> No.10152243

holy shit she's a tranny?

>> No.10152285

>dat spin @ :40

>> No.10152290

both of them are

>> No.10152309

yeah, I know Jazz, but was surprised by the blonde. I can see it in certain angles now. Nice work tho

>> No.10152331


*cough, cough* Some webms aren't worth posting *cough*

>> No.10152457

"The pineapple (Ananas comosus) is a tropical plant with an edible multiple fruit consisting of coalesced berries, also called pineapples,[2][3] and the most economically significant plant in the Bromeliaceae family.[4]

Pineapples may be cultivated from a crown cutting of the fruit,[2][5] possibly flowering in 5–10 months and fruiting in the following six months.[5][6] Pineapples do not ripen significantly after harvest.[7]"

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>folded over a mirrion times

>> No.10152479

I want to fuck that opening cut, it's like a giant pair of quivering pusy lips

>> No.10152489

I want to fuck that cute girl

>> No.10152511

>deseeding chillis
Why even bother

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>> No.10152782

Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip.

>> No.10152785

a mite greasy but im sure it tastes great

>> No.10152798

I've got a similar story, my parents encouraged me to be active but my mom's cooking was TERRIBLE so I stayed thin that way

I'm a bit overweight now (210 @ 6ft) but my new job has free gym access so I plan to get that fixed soon

>> No.10152799

So they took about 10 minutes to make one big edible creme brulee painting? Gay.

>> No.10152826

I hate this.

>> No.10152840

He seems like one of those sovereign citizen nutjobs but with a slighlty higher IQ. I hope he died a painful death.

>> No.10152886

So where's the food?

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>> No.10152945

shout out to the anon that correctly identified it as marlin, you sure know about fish pal

>> No.10153012

Imagine someone being a sociopath and autistic at the same time. This would be pretty close.

>> No.10153038

wtf I'm gay now

>> No.10153046

haha holy shit I love /ck/

>> No.10153085

you could depress a bride on her wedding day anon

>> No.10153105

Maybe if he's the groom! Heyohh.

>> No.10153125

>bon appetit

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>samefag being this mad
Maybe instead of casting irrational insults on the internet you should take a long hard look at yourself and ask why a lot of people walk out of your establishment without playing, much less leave a tip.

>> No.10153214

>implying I own a restaurant
>implying I believe in tipping

>> No.10153220

then why you mad, bro?

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"""""authentic """"" pizza.

>> No.10153261

I'm not mad, I actually find this guy's mental eccentricities hilarious.

>> No.10153267

>theres' always something off about this
>I think its a scheme, like its running in reverse or something and was done to just make this video
>its just too floaty as it goes up to the truck
Yeah they drove into a field with a truck full of harvested pineapples, threw them to the field workers, who then attached the pineapples back on the plants. They get paid for returning pineapples to the wild.

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ikr people never learn

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>the toppings are the second-lowest layer

>> No.10153279

if your not mad then you must be ""mad"".

and by ""mad"" i mean autism.

eat your gmo's!!

>> No.10153285

>>10153258 jack

>comedy of errors
the youtube channel

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>15 gelatin sheets

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>> No.10153354

he has to sell them all

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>> No.10153721

I went to a sushi place in japan where all the chefs were just hacking bits out of a giant fish like that on the counter. I thought it was plastic at first.

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>> No.10153788

>that will be 300 euros filthy American

>> No.10153792

they make yello tide pods now?

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>> No.10153955

why are slant eyes such subhumans

>> No.10153958

Actually the restaurant is in the US

Not sure if that's better or worse.

>> No.10153965

what a terrible thread

>> No.10153967

Oh they ALSO made an edible balloon. much as I like avant garde, shit like this is just fucking silly.

>> No.10153979

Except you've already payed the bill when you walked in.

>> No.10154009

From the thumbnail I thought this would be a porn where they fuck the babysitter

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Harley, the faggot.

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absolutely fascinating. great thread, anon. I don't have webms on this device, so have a laughing duck.

>> No.10154112

is this original? fucking snorted, man

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Came the reply:
>Because I can!

>> No.10154137

patrician choice, but rename this
>Surly king of the Egg Fortress
or never post this again.

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>> No.10154156

I like what they are going for here, but what if we made the bag shaped like a hand for better control? I might have to invent this idea of a hand shaped bag to protect your skin.

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>> No.10154163

>look at all of my stupid knives that need to be treated very gingerly outside the half minute they're actually used on a fucking fish

>> No.10154164
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I shouldn't have raffed but I did.

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That's pretty close to the sound she makes.

>> No.10154170

>he never heard of plastic disposable gloves

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>> No.10154188

Haha yes rets try whiskey very American rahahaaahaa me rove American curture so much

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Everyone wants to be American.

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>> No.10154233

How are you supposed to eat that shit?
Licking it like a fucking animal?

>> No.10154235


>> No.10154240

>Al, we're bringing mom back

>> No.10154245

Interesting insight. Thank you for sharing.

Unlike some, I'm always keen to learn new things about other cultures.

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>> No.10154263
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I'd shove this up ur ass for posting this webm.

>> No.10154269

imagine beating someone with that
that's what the oompa loompa security at Willy Wonka's factory use as batons

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You like eggs mate?

>> No.10154274

>How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs??
Found your answer >>10154263

>> No.10154289

Did he have to vomit afterward?

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Actually his stomach ruptured and he died of eternal bleeding.

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>> No.10154368

>t soyboy from wheeling

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>> No.10154378

>it's just a prank bro fedora lord makes things difficult for people around him
>but we shouldn't hate on him because. . .

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let go of your hate

>> No.10154397


>> No.10154402

would the police do anything if someone in a mask materialized out the the darkness, opened fire on a bunch of dindus, picked up all their brass and then disappeared into the dark again?

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>> No.10154409

when anti social pricks stop fucking with people for nothing but attention I'll stop being annoyed at it.

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Hail Brüder

>> No.10154412

>2 employees lean over your shoulder and breathe into your ear for 5 minutes
how novel

>> No.10154415

you're being an anti social prick who's being annoying for nothing but attention

am i on the event horizon?

>> No.10154428

No you're just upset that not everyone liked the guy you like.

>> No.10154435

learn how to cook or get a boob job

>> No.10154438

I've already learned how to cook, and my boobs are already completely decent. what does that have to do with a dick trying to run from his bill and causing a disturbance like an asshole?

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>> No.10154442

>and my boobs are already completely decent.
pics or it didn't happen

>> No.10154445

you first

>> No.10154448

take the lead

>> No.10154451

I bet she pulls a good dick, if you know what I mean.

>> No.10154457

>No shells! No Shells!
Well, like, yeah?

>> No.10154462

would eat

>> No.10154475

>this thing wasn't a parody product

>> No.10154483

imagine being too lazy to make a fucking tortilla.

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>> No.10154574

underrated post. I laughed.

>> No.10154601

I have a few videos of really hot girls sticking these up their assholes

>> No.10154615

I can only assume he lost a bet and had to do this.

>> No.10154642
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>eternal bleeding

>> No.10154649

That might increse arm strain, which would make them slower.

>> No.10154686

Stop making that dead fish orgasm!

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>> No.10154757

pretty chill. Can't really do wrong like this.

>> No.10154763

>food coloring
Stopped watching right there

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>sugar overload through white """""chocolate""""", condensed milk

>> No.10154800

The second they added that gelatin it became more about a faggot aesthetic than a meal.

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>> No.10154818

how come everyone that idolizes america are also retarded?

>> No.10154833


You know those short palm trees with thick trunks and bushy fronds? That what happens if you let a pineapple grow too big without picking it.

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you're absolutely fucking me, i just took some edibles for the first time about 4 hours ago and this looks impossibly delicious right now, but it took me like ten minutes to write this.

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>> No.10154885

That looked bretty fucking good

>> No.10154894

how old are they? These feel like 7 year olds.

>> No.10154922

was it autism

>> No.10155005

I think i saw some webm of this guy earing alive animals, i think he just eats weird shit too be popular

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Jesus this isn't ylyl

>> No.10155061

>i saw some webm of this guy earing alive animals

>> No.10155112

is that fucking bam margera?

>> No.10155133

>can't tell if it's jack or the cerebral palsy girl

>> No.10155140

what is the context here?

>> No.10155141

Where do I get torches like those at the end? Looks fukken schweet

>> No.10155144

you are all dumb. it is exactly the same as a normal dessert but on a larger, table sized plate. shouldn't be hard to get to grips with

>> No.10155151

It's cold and full of bones anon. Sharp bones.

>> No.10155154

Yeah they would arrest that guy for not wrapping a bag around the ejection of the gun so he doesn't have to pick up the brass like a dumb cunt.

>> No.10155202

>posting the inferior version

>> No.10155227

keep these rick stein webms coming

i actually prefer watching him with no sound

>> No.10155232

They're called shellcatchers. Don't pick up your brass like a rookie.

>> No.10155236

please be trolling

>> No.10155246

This is cringe worthy

>> No.10155255

Does this taste good? What to replace the eggs with?

>> No.10155261

>no gloves
>doesn't even wash the ice block
bothers me

>> No.10155262

why replace the eggs?

>> No.10155267

I don't rly wanna buy eggs...

>> No.10155269


My dad was an enabler/had a fucked up childhood and never said no to us as kids. He kind of is a child in his own way. Because of this I've struggled with weight my whole life, but when I complain I get told either:
1) "you're not that fat, you're looking for compliments"
3) "Eating disorders are for thin people."

Don't get me wrong. I realize that 165 for 5'8 isn't "my 600lb life" tier. I've never been above 190. I'm not trying to be some average-looking chick fishing for compliments. I haven't had endurance issues with hockey, swimming, etc. I am not trying to go all "woe is me" and make someone who's struggling with worse issues feel worse.

But that's still 20-30lbs overweight. It does effect me and I want to get rid of it. I want to like what I see in the mirror. But all day long in America, I see obesity and unhealthiness being normalized and celebrated. These people then give me shit for trying to take care of myself. Only it's that crybully/concern bully type of shit, where you're the asshole if you call them out on it because "we just want you to love yourself."

Honestly, I see people passing this shitty attitude on to their pets as well. "Oh isn't my fat car so funny?" No, it isn't, he can't move properly and looks depressed. Fuck you, fatass.

The societal enabling needs to stop. Fit and thin shaming is more of an issue than "fat shaming" (lol) ever was or will be.

>> No.10155278


*Fat cat, not fat car. Stupid autocorrect.

>> No.10155285

so don't make the recipe for fuck's sake. it's an egg curry. find a different curry recipe.

>> No.10155295

Fat shaming never helped anyone. Aren't you just shifting blame to other fatsos?

>> No.10155302

The fuck? Calm down. I was just fishing for options

>> No.10155303

High and tight my friend

>> No.10155309

please share

>> No.10155318

>165 for 5'8
That's absolutely not a bad weight to be at
You're a little big, but you're not overweight, if anything it's just at the margin of being overweight

Check out the difference between 165 and 160

>> No.10155320


Hardly. I'm calling American brainwashing out for what it is. "Fat positivity" is actively harming people. We are normalizing unhealthiness and obesity. Americans are brainwashed and in turn brainwash their children; and even if said children aren't fat, they still believe it's fine to be consuming hundreds of grams of sugar a day. The state of healthcare/education/etc in America don't make these matters any better. To a thoughtful, educated person, this is a sad state of affairs. So yes, I'm slightly angry at fat people/America's attitude towards fatness in general. You would be too if you worked daily with toddlers who weigh what a fully grown man should weigh.

Everyone needs to wake the fuck up and stop making excuses. Calorie counting and excerxise aren't hard. We simply need a better method of spreading this knowledge/enforcing education and health standards.

Personally, I feel that having a morbidly obese child (outside of an extreme medical condition) should be grounds for social services to intervene.

>> No.10155321

Hell, check out the difference between 165 and 164

>> No.10155324


Aw, thank you, genuinely. I just want to be able to move like I did when I was a kid, and I can't do that with 30lbs of extra fat. Although I suppose as I work out more, I'll gain muscle weight.

>> No.10155412

I've actually never tasted egg that hasn't been cooked well,that webm seems kinda weird and raw

>> No.10155418

look at all these unsubstantiated claims

>> No.10155420

it is raw.

>> No.10155422

It's missing some aardvark sauce and a pint of ipa.

>> No.10155427

Makes me want to see the security footage of what they did to Veruca Salt with them on the way to the juicing room.

>> No.10155432

Why do Americans tattoo themselves so much?

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Good post my friend

>> No.10155454

that's mine
bow down

>> No.10155458

based pusy poster

>> No.10155459

/pol/tard astroturfing, so nothing

>> No.10155463

Hey faggot, maybe your problem is thinking of cake as a meal.

>> No.10155466

No, no, bro... can I just get the drink with a regular ice cube? No? Ok, I'll wait 20 minutes while you carve an ice sphere for me. I'm sure it'll be worth the wait.

>> No.10155471

Phone app fucked me on replying to your dumb ass, but here you go

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>mfw i find out I'm obese

>> No.10155536

He's Canadian

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>> No.10155553

>do as you will, chosen one

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Is that some energy pizza?

>> No.10155605

>that off by one
Also,that looks like a terrible lot of work

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>> No.10155638

Yeah, the individual pies are unusual, you'd normally just do one giant one.

>> No.10155690

>Raw egg yolk on cat food

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>> No.10155696

I wanna rest my dick on that

>> No.10155699

I made it, I can do what I want.

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>> No.10155723

Swordfish; too pale for Tuna.

>> No.10155791

Whenever I cook snake, I have to chop it up into 4 inch sections or it will slither out of the hot pan. That's even after it has been gutted and skinned.

>> No.10155840

whats with the tapping of the knife deal anyways?
do they do that to send signals to the brain letting it know youre about to use a knife? like a mantra type of thing?

>> No.10155877

maybe seating it a bit into the hand after gripping it
I really don't get the autism about it

>> No.10155917


Only a complete fucking div, or an American, would think paying for something before you actually get it is normal.

>> No.10155921

Upscale restaurants like that are booked months in advance and often require a deposit to hold your reservation. Quite common really.

>> No.10155926

i used to know a little mexican dude who i saw do the same thing with a tequila shot/salt line/lime slice once.

it was like his little party trick, people always laughed when he did it. he didn't do it very often tho, because obviously it fucking hurt.

>> No.10155931

yes, like spinning a tennis racquet or some shit

also i'm pretty sure one of those clips was a guy trying to shake off bits of onion

>> No.10155932


'yellow cake'. Are Americans so fucking stupid that they don't know what a sponge cake is?

>> No.10155948

yes, it is indeed stupid to have a different name for something.

>> No.10155949

and that's how you get a yeast infection.

>> No.10155959

>i used to know
>used to
What happened to him?

>> No.10156138

i laughed and cried at the same time

>> No.10156159

the girl in the center is thinking about the D

>> No.10156170

god I wish that were me

>> No.10156184

wow this is so fucking simple, if it's actually tasty then that's amazing

>> No.10156192

all-bengal women are incredibly manly looking.

>> No.10156204

again, this bar isn't even open for lower and middle class people like you and me, it's irrelevant whether you'd like it

>> No.10156212

aww it's cute. it's like a little anime mascot with a big nose, wearing a knitted winter hat

>> No.10156221

i make a very similar dish (idk why he adds the garam masala so late) and it always goes over super well and makes me seem more cultured than i am

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>> No.10156249

i ate this dish today for lunar new year with my neighbors.

chuc mung nam moi cac ban nhe

t. ESL teacher in N. Vietnam

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>> No.10156256

literally any kind of meat or vegetables you absolute fucking mong

i made a very similar curry the other day with cubed pork, garlic and pumpkin and it went over very well

>> No.10156263

I am super into this.

>> No.10156264

You're supposed to add it at the end, apparently, but I'm not a curry.

>> No.10156265

Any kind? Brb making an oyster and cucumber curry

>> No.10156266

>a meal

>> No.10156272

why dont' they just park the truck closer

>> No.10156280

jesus christ, that's some persistent organ. guess fish have more decentralized nervous systems than mammals.

>> No.10156282

oh god damn pav bhaji oh yes fuck

this is erotic to me, i can smell it now oh yes

>> No.10156283

You want it on top of the agave plantation? Fucking idiot

>> No.10156285

I swear I've seen this webm and this exact response before

>> No.10156294

oyster curry would be good actually, i wouldn't use garam masala tho, that's better with darker flavors like beef, pumpkin, etc

garam masala is just a savory sweet blend with like cloves and stuff, ime it's good to dump half in with the aromatics (garlic ginger chili onion scallion whatnot) at the beginning and then use the rest to season to taste at the end when the broth is simmering

what do i know, though, i'm white

>> No.10156301

for reference i'd make the oyster curry similar to a goan prawn curry and serve it with the raw sliced cucumber instead of cooking the cucumber obviously.

using sliced up cucumbers as chips to dip into thick stodgy indian food like dal is actually a pro move not rarely seen outside the subcontinent so its funny you'd mention that

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instructional video after link

i'll show you a persistent organ

>> No.10156310

I'm a duck.

>> No.10156332

That's interesting and looks good. I'll try it.

>> No.10156402

I think I know what you mean

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>> No.10156483

very good anon

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>300 posts
>only 65 images
>on an image thread

>> No.10156546

Is he boiling coffee?

>> No.10156560

It's really sexy thinking about him eating his wife's monkey with those goggles on. I bet that's his expression when he does it, too.

>> No.10156595

>that filename
Lemme get a Beepsky Smash also

>> No.10156598

take a nap and reset

>> No.10156601

i fucking hate silicon valley

>> No.10156672

Yeah the sand is heated. He's making Turkish coffee.
Just chuck the coffee and sugar into the water, bring to boil, and only pour the froth. Works best in those sand pits. Can't get it to work well on my gas stove, and it ends up tasting like coffee flavored sugar-water.
I prefer my stovetop espresso, but I'm sure the real deal is nice.

>> No.10156718

Heart muscle is Myogenic. it technically doesn't need nerve connections to beat. Nerves just regulate.

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What burn? Does this really happen to white people? Like the damned thing burns you to the touch? Or is it to reduce the chances of getting some in your eyes?

>> No.10156831

fat shaming does fucking help, any body should be fucking embarrassed of being an overweight fuck. it should fucking shame you that the way you treat your body is visible to everyone else. it should shame you into not shoving food in your mouth and be sensible about what you eat

>> No.10156844

>fatty detected

>> No.10157109

I don't know, my fingers have skin on them.

>> No.10157718

from a person who has actually grown a pineapple. you are completely retarded.

the pineapple grows out of the top of the plant, you could easily look it up but you don't.

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>> No.10158389

u know what would happen if he tried to wash the ice right

>> No.10158578

bro thats my grandmother what the fuck...

>> No.10158623

imagine popping that into your mouth and feeling it beat

>> No.10158711

the reason he's sperging out is not because of you looking for other options, but wanting to remove the main component of the dish.

i don't see why you couldn't do it with sausages, though.

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