/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10146008]

Last meal thread. Keep it under $50, you criminal scum.

[Anonymous No.10146033]

>>10146008
Large Beef Fried Rice with extra soy sauce.
3 piece legs and thighs from Lee's famous fried chicken
A slice of buttermilk pie

[Anonymous No.10146036]

I want those little fish my grandma used to fry when I visited. Never found out what they were called but they were delicious enough to stay in my memory.

[Anonymous No.10146037]

give me an assortment if greasy chinese american food. don't forget that crunchy egg foo young with gravy!

inb4 some chink autist gets angry 'cause pic related isn't "real" egg foo young

[Anonymous No.10146096]

Bull's balls

[Anonymous No.10146099]

The blood of a thousand virgins.

[Anonymous No.10146102]

Tsampa and butter tea

[Anonymous No.10146106]

>>10146008
orange chicken, pork fried rice, 10pc jian dui, a slice of new york cheesecake, and the rest of the budget in crab rangoons

[Anonymous No.10146132]

>>10146008
Big ass plate of spaghetti and meatballs, with garlic bread.

[Anonymous No.10146142]

>>10146008

Unironically Red Baron pizza and coke. Swedish fish for dessert

[Anonymous No.10146439]

>>10146008
Pot of coffee and this >>10146037 . Just a large assortment of cheap Chinese take out food.
Although I doubt I'd have the appetite to eat.

[Anonymous No.10146715]

>>10146036
Whitebait?

[Anonymous No.10146732]

>>10146008
Pizzas, wangz, and donuts with some beer and a if I can get a dime that'd be nice too.

[54m50n !qoThYyhabg No.10147046]

>lamb shawarma in fresh baked pita with diced cucumber salad and tahini sauce
>fries
>hummus
>mint lemonade, with rum if booze is allowed
perfect

[Anonymous No.10147236]

>>10146036
Smelt?

They can vary in size but are pretty small and sold or caught in mass quantities.

[Anonymous No.10147247]

Tub of pickled herring. Double mushroom swiss burger. Bottle of squirt

[Anonymous No.10147254]

fried pork dumplings
char siu pork w/rice and chilli oil on the side
tbone steak cooked medium
2 piece dark meat fried chicken with mash potatoes and gravy
bacon
2 shirley temples
cookie and cream ice cream

[Anonymous No.10147285]

$50 worth of ribeye

[Anonymous No.10147295]

Steak
Potatoes
After Eight icecream

[Anonymous No.10147300]

[Anonymous No.10147322]

I never understood this. Why are we rewarding these faggots?

[Anonymous No.10147331]

two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

[Anonymous No.10147339]

if i was drugged so that i wouldn't be sad as shit about having to die:

crispy as fuck hot juicy fried chicken, wings and thighs
mashed potatoes and gravy
liter of coke with lime
collard greens
macaroni and cheese
fresh biscuits with honey and butter
small grilled ribeye steak finished in garlic butter and garnished with fresh cracked pepper
some of my mom's homecooking so i could shed a blissful tear one last time

life is cruel, boys. adieu.

[Anonymous No.10147341]

A cup of kopi luwak (let's assume it's 30 bucks ffs) and a piece of tiramisu.

[Anonymous No.10147348]

>>10147322
I dunno, why do you cut babby's dick hood off?

[Anonymous No.10147351]

>>10147322
Not a reward. Gives the ones executing the person a sense of righteousness

[Anonymous No.10147365]

50 McDonalds cheeseburgers

[Anonymous No.10147367]

>>10147322
It's not a reward you idiot.

[Anonymous No.10147373]

>>10146102
Underrated, true patrician choice

[Anonymous No.10147625]

>>10147322
brb murdering babies for $50 prison meal

[Anonymous No.10147657]

As much shrimp as I could eat. I developed a deadly allergy to them last year after eating them for 35 years. If I'm going to die anyway I might as well enjoy it one last time.

[Anonymous No.10147834]

>>10147657
how do you know for sure it's deadly

[Anonymous No.10147902]

6 chicken wings tossed in daddies cummies with a side serving of human shit

[Anonymous No.10148101]

>>10147 a trip to the Dr after eating one. I was unable to breath.
Fucking sucks.

[Anonymous No.10148191]

Glass of Ouzo to start

Small bowls of Tzatziki and eggplant puree
Whole octopus marinated in white wine, grilled and served in olive oil and red onions
Two barbounia flash fried and whole

A loaf of sourdough

Two glasses of wine while I'm eating

Baklava and cherries for desert

One Marlboro Red and then put me out to pasture

[Anonymous No.10148203]

Some sort of goat barbecue. I've always wanted to try goat, and if I'm dying later that day, I'd much rather eat something new as opposed to something I've eaten before.

[Anonymous No.10148219]

KFC bargain buckets, gravy and 2lt of coke.

I'm gonna leave a mess for them

[Anonymous No.10148226]

>>10146008
Steak well done with ketchup, and some French Fries

[Anonymous No.10148237]

Coconut husks, wheat chaff, a dozen hard boiled eggs, and a liter of melon Fanta.; hehehe the coroner is gonna have a field day.

[Anonymous No.10148241]

>>10148226
>Steak well done with ketchup

The mod team of this board could use more posters like this upstanding citizen right here.

Triple A quality post, chum.

[Anonymous No.10148415]

>>10146037
leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.10148444]

Sesame chicken, lightly battered shrimp, chopped onions, broccoli, served with general tso sauce. It's the Dragon and Phoenix from my favourite Chinese place when I was in high school. 1lbs kumquats as a starter and palate cleanser. A pack of American Spirit light blues. KeVita Ginger kombucha as a drink.

[Anonymous No.10148465]

>>10148226
they'd execute you on the spot for requesting that

[Anonymous No.10148474]

>>10146008
Venison, potatoes, spicy peppers and a bottle of scoresbys.

[Anonymous No.10148504]

>>10148444
>A pack of american spirit light blues.
I get the blue "tin" and roll my own though. Fucking noice m8.

[Anonymous No.10148569]

>>10147331

[Anonymous No.10148575]

>>10146008
Lamb Vindaloo with Rice Paneer, 2 orders of Garlic Naan.
DQ Oreo Blizzard for dessert.

Diet coke to drink. I'm watching my weight.

[Anonymous No.10148578]

>>10147236
They used to sell those at a diner in my town. They were amazing, but only my grandpa and I ever ordered them.

[Anonymous No.10148582]

>>10146008
Crab au gratin, just like my mother used to make, along with a nice peach brandy and a pitcher of iced tea.

[Anonymous No.10148646]

>>10148191
Greekling detected.

>barbounia

They're called red mullets and they're amazing fish

[Anonymous No.10148652]

>>10148203
You have to try spit-roast goat. It's incredible.

[Anonymous No.10148681]

>>10146008
Buffalo Chicken Melt
Thai fried rice
Raspberry pie w/ crumble top a la mode

[Anonymous No.10148688]

A birthday cake with "I HATE NIGGERS" written on top with frosting.

[Anonymous No.10149206]

>>10148646
Prefer them whole so I can rip the spine out

Inb4 edgy

[Anonymous No.10149210]

a box of those little banana-shaped chocolate cookies they used to have at shoprite

[Anonymous No.10149216]

large bbq meatlovers pizza, cheesey crust
chicken wings
2L ice cold coke
strawberry icecream

[Anonymous No.10149219]

>>10149206
If they're fresh enough and cooked well (and not enormous) then you can eat the whole thing. Head, spine, tail and all. Feels grizzly mang.

[Anonymous No.10149321]

Two boxes of Kraft Deluxe prepared as directed
Two scrapple sandwiches made with good wheat bread, ketchup, American cheese
Two packages Shin Ramyun Black prepared with American cheese and marmite mixed in
A pack of Dunhill Fine Cuts
Two liter of Coca-Cola

[Anonymous No.10149339]

>>10149321
>the Australian last meal of choice

[Anonymous No.10149354]

Two burgers from Five Guys, plus fries and a large coke
Chicken Tikka Massala from a takeaway, plus pilau rice, keema naan, and peshwari naan
A large pizza from Domino's, with lots of meat on it
English trifle for dessert
To finish, a brand new pouch of Golden Virginia rolling tobacco, Rizla blues, Swan filters, and a lighter or matches

[Anonymous No.10149376]

My gf's ass, assuming I'm not on death row for murdering her crazy ass in the first place.

[Anonymous No.10149416]

>>10149376
>mmm anus sure is delicious, especially from this subservient position *smiles with shit mustache*

[Anonymous No.10149422]

>>10146036
Goldfish.

[Anonymous No.10149424]

>>10149339
I am Australian and had to google scrapple

an "Australian" last meal would more likely consist of

Two brumbys vegemite and cheese scrolls
Four Bunnings Snags with onion and tomato sauce
Two Lamingtons
A packet of double coat Tim Tams
1.25L Pasito + 375ml Bunderberg Ginger Beer

[Anonymous No.10149425]

>>10149416
>t. virgin

[Anonymous No.10149436]

>>10149425
>groidposters

[Anonymous No.10149440]

>>10149424
I thought australia was mostly asian now

[Anonymous No.10149452]

>>10149440
Melbourne and Sydney yeah
I don't care tbhon as long as the culture is retained, ocker Asians make me smile

[Anonymous No.10149459]

>>10149425
>A-anyone who doesn't like kicking a dirty asshole, or the smell of farts, is a virgin!
Keep telling yourself that. It's not normal to eat ass and enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.10149463]

>>10149459
Obviously meant licking. Need to review my damn posts more often at night.

[Anonymous No.10149467]

>>10146008
A bottle of soylent mixed with vark sauce, a bowl of silken tofu (raw) mixed with edamame and vark sauce mixed with 'cha and 'chup.

[Anonymous No.10149502]

>>10149459
Just admit you're a virgin.

[Anonymous No.10149509]

>>10149502
>married with a question lying autistic kid
Yeah sure. Your turn. Just admit that you've never had sex with anyone who wasn't from a brothel.

[Anonymous No.10149516]

>married with a questionably autistic kid
Yeah sure. Your turn. Just admit that you've never had sex with anyone who wasn't from a brothel.

[Anonymous No.10149520]

>>10149459
>It's not normal to eat ass and enjoy it.
>he is normal

[Anonymous No.10149528]

>>10149520
>everyone on the 4chinz is just like me
Leave your containment board once in a while and visit other boards. You'll realize that "Reee normie" wojack and frog posters are usually just memes and the vast majority of the site outside of /pol/ and /mlp/ is filled with normal people who like to bitch and meme.

[Anonymous No.10149541]

>>10149354
>two burgers from 5 guys
You’ve exceeded the $50 threshold right there, boyo

[Anonymous No.10149545]

>>10149516
You okay, anon?

[Anonymous No.10149564]

Teriyaki steak and chicken, fried noodles, and a fuckload of fried rice.
Bonus points if they bring in a hibachi chef to make it.

[Anonymous No.10149581]

as much crisco that 50 dollars can buy

[Anonymous No.10149591]

18 pack of budweiser 2 grand macs 2 large fries and a pint of vanilla ice cream

[Anonymous No.10149597]

The biggest amount of Chic-Fil-A 50$ can buy

[Anonymous No.10149602]

reverse seared ribeye
or
prime rib w/ horseradish cream sauce

and tuna sashimi or nigiri

also and ice cold diet coke

[Anonymous No.10149619]

>>10148688
with dubs like that you'll get your wish

[Anonymous No.10149637]

haddock and english pub fries
a big mac
boston cream pie
raspberry iced tea

[Anonymous No.10149686]

>>10146008
Start out with a bowl of trainwreck because I live in a legalized state.
Start with a side of fried calamari.
Giant stuffed crust chicken club pizza with garlic ranch sauce from my local take and bake.
And some jalapeno poppers from Chester's Friend Chicken.
Pint of Ben and Jerry Americone Dream.
2 liter of Cactus Cooler soda to drink.
While watching the 5th element for the last time.

I would die happy.
Also I am fairly sure the morgue worker will have a great day dealing with all of that squirting out of my asshole.
Take that fucker.

[Anonymous No.10149701]

>>10148504
>>10148444
>Light blue master race.
They ruin any other cigarettes.
Can't bum a smoke from anyone anymore, it isn't even worth it if they aren't muh blus.

[Anonymous No.10149720]

>>10147322
goes back pretty far in history. has to do with the people responsible for putting a man to death making peace with him and thereby ensuring he won't come back and haunt their shit as a ghost.

[Anonymous No.10149740]

>>10146036
Are you Filipino?

[Anonymous No.10149832]

thicc egg rolls with sweet sauce and peanut sauce from my favorite thai place
their veggie pad thai
lots of thai iced coffee

burgerlounge quinoa veggie burger w grilled onions and cheddar, onion rings w ranch and bbq sauce

really good perfectly ripe honeydew and watermelon

[Anonymous No.10149859]

>>10146008
you know this pic is old as fuck when kfc chicken is half that size now

[Anonymous No.10149937]

50 USD translates to 40 Eurobux, which doesn't sound like a whole lot to spend on a 'special' meal like this when you consider my country's food prices.

Anyway, I'd start with a couple different types of bread (baguette, several kinds of rye bread) served with tzatziki, then move on to mashed potatoes with sauteed moose and lingonberries. If that proves too pricey, then swap the moose and berries for fried vendace with fried onion (with lots of melted butter). Finish off with bread cheese served with cloudberries, or alternatively vanilla ice cream with bilberry & raspberry jam. If there's any significant leftover money, spend it on a nice quality beer for a drink. If not, just get me a glass of whole milk.

[Anonymous No.10150176]

>>10146008
>filet mignon, medium rare, bordeaux fig mayo
>1/2 lb of mixed juicy berries
>6oz of thinly sliced prosciutto
>ice cold seltzer with lime juice
>2 cannolis

[Anonymous No.10150195]

I just want a giant feast for me and a bunch of friends. Only things that would have to be there are chili dogs and BBQ ribs.

[Anonymous No.10150198]

>>10148652
I hear that ISIS spitroasts a mean goat. Sometimes they eat it afterward, too.

[Anonymous No.10150215]

>>10148203
grown up goat is too strong, eat a whole roasted kid, it's delicious

when I say kid I mean a baby goat

[Anonymous No.10150232]

>>10146008
50 dollars of boiled crab
spend like 16 hours painstakingly eating until the last shred of crab meat

[Anonymous No.10150371]

>>10148191
Muh greek brotha
>>10146008
Two gyros with fries and Tzatziki, one large pizza with beef and a large bucket of fried spicy chicken. One bottle of cheap whisky would be dope as well.

[Anonymous No.10150484]

>>10146008
Joke's on them; I'll die of a heart attack before I let them inject me.

[Anonymous No.10150486]

>>10149686
>DUDE WEED
>DUDE MUNCHIES
>liberal ice cream
>5th element
>reddit spacing
>poop joke :^)
>"Take that fucker"
you fuckin reek of soy
pic related, where you work i assume

[Anonymous No.10150488]

>>10150484
Fuck I forgot

[Anonymous No.10150489]

>>10149937
fuck off Swen

[Anonymous No.10150490]

>>10150486
Shadilay

[Anonymous No.10150495]

>>10150490
don't spill that cactus cooler on your rick and morty shirt, buckaroo

[Anonymous No.10150496]

50$ worth of pepperoni sticks

[Anonymous No.10150507]

The most intoxicating alcohol on the market that doesn't taste too shitty
One joint
And one McDonald's hash brown
With my last request being a letter to my father saying "sorry for breaking my promise"

[Anonymous No.10150564]

>>10150507
hurry up and die already
so many fucking fruits in this thread

[Anonymous No.10150569]

>>10150564
I'm allergic to bananas but I still eat them anyway because they're tasty
I love life on the line every day my friend

[Anonymous No.10150579]

>>10150486
You fell for the memes

[Anonymous No.10150611]

>>10146008
A large New York style white pizza with broccoli, a dozen garlic knots with extra garlic, a yellowfin tuna steak cooked on a charcoal grill to medium well, one slice of black forest cake, a large tankard of apple cider and a cup of coffee with maple syrup and 2% milk.

[Anonymous No.10151053]

some spicy veggie pasta arrabiata or something, idk something simple, veggie because if it's my last meal I don't want it to be the cause of another beings suffering

then litre of vodka, a midrange rioja (to be drunk before the vodka), and as many cigarettes as the remaining money can buy

[Anonymous No.10151083]

A bunch of subway sandwiches, a gallon of protein shake( chocolate whey, bananas, peanut butter, honey, oats and milk or Greek yogurt) a can of Copenhagen, some vodka and some weights so I can get a pump in before they kill me so at least I'm aesthetic corpse

[Anonymous No.10151096]

Probably a lot of fried mince meat and beer.

[Anonymous No.10151153]

five kilograms of peaches so I can eat the pitts and die of cyanide poisoning

[Anonymous No.10151156]

>>10147834
I died the last couple times I had shrimp.

[Anonymous No.10151945]

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard and-and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises.

[Anonymous No.10152051]

>>10151945

[Anonymous No.10152384]

>>10149452
>grew up in country Victoria
>only minorities there are hard working Asians, not many of them either
>Go to Sydney on school trip when I was 12, first time going to a big city
>thought we got on the wrong plane and landed in china
I couldn't believe how many Asians there were in Sydney, it's crazy. That was 10 years ago, could only be worse now.

[Anonymous No.10152413]

>>10149339

>scrapple
>kraft dinner
>shin ramyun black

he's all over the place, anon

[Anonymous No.10152424]

>>10152413
>he's all over the place
Sounds like Australia these days

[Anonymous No.10152448]

>>10151083
>Warden, how is the prisoner
>.....juicy

[Anonymous No.10152635]

>>10149619
Actually, I live in a country that doesn't have the death penalty.

[Anonymous No.10152670]

>>10151945
The turkey is a little dry

[Anonymous No.10152671]

>>10152635
Fag

[Anonymous No.10152675]

Two Big Macs, large fries, McNuggets (hot mustard dip), a Coca-Cola, and a oreo McFlurry

[Anonymous No.10152733]

>>10152671
Yes, the laws of a country that I have no control over makes me gay.

[Anonymous No.10152858]

$50 worth of booze and tho's shitty sausages they sell at the liquor store.

[Anonymous No.10153708]

>>10146008
a nice tender steak, a slice of seafood quiche, a can of deenz in hot sauce, a pound of bread from the puerto rican bakery, one whole garlic, and a half gallon of stop and shop chocolate almond milk.

[Anonymous No.10153778]

>>10149459
>"It's not normal to eat ass and enjoy it."
Yeah..
Unless you like fun.

[Anonymous No.10153809]

Either a Raising Cain's Tailgate

Or $50 worth of tacos and bean burritos from the Taco Bell value menu

[Anonymous No.10153960]

Two spicy chicken sandwiches, large waffle fries with Buffalo dipping sauce, large lemonade from chic fil a.

And Pepto. I'm not dieing with heartburn.

[Anonymous No.10153980]

>>10146008
$10 - a bowl of mexican chicken soup like my mom used to make
$10 - a sirloin steak on the condition i get to cook it on my own cast iron
$10 - grilled chicken breast, veggies, and potatoes from the nearest US Army dining facility
$10 - a bowl of red posole, also like my mom used to make. made with pork, hominy, and three kinds of chile.
$10 - a shot of evan williams and a glass of lone star beer.

with all that down, i'll be ready to shit my pants and make someone else clean it up. let's do this.

[Anonymous No.10153992]

>>10150176
underfuckingrated

would order the chateaubriand from the nearest benihana and a 1L german beer stein full of yuengling black and tan.

[Anonymous No.10154000]

>>10149937
>let me explain why I’m a faggot before I start my reply

[Anonymous No.10154002]

>>10149528
>vast majority of the site outside of /pol/
>/ck/, my former home, is /pol/
>/lit/, my new home, is /pol/
>/v/, /his/, /tv/ are all /pol/
>/r9k/, /b/, /s4s/, /biz/, /sci/, /soc/ (and i assume /co/, /sp/, /mu/, /toy/ and /fa/) are all beyond saving
so.. that leaves.. uh... the wallpaper board, some weeb shit, 3d design, and the origami board. except the origami board isn't clean because it's one letter away from /pol/. good grief

[Anonymous No.10154022]

>>10146008
$50 worth of sugar-free Haribo bears

[Anonymous No.10154070]

>>10153980
this guys mom here, i'm not fucking cooking you some shitty soup for ten dollars

[Anonymous No.10154113]

-pot of mattar paneer with basmati
-family size bag of trolli sour worms
-family size box of cheez its
-pot of strong black tea
-challah bread or a fresh soft baguette

OR

-carne asada, flour tortillas, onions and peppers, green salsa, bottle of tequila

[Anonymous No.10154136]

>hehe I’m going to make the mortician clean up my shit
You realize the mortician literally dod nothing wrong, right. Slops of shit.

[Anonymous No.10154182]

>>10146008
One Bulletproof Coffee. I will go to heaven in creamy delicious ketosis.

[Anonymous No.10154190]

>>10146008
Mums lasagne

[Anonymous No.10154216]

The people these guys killed didn't get a last meal. What the fuck America.

[Anonymous No.10154228]

Spaghetti with beef and spicy sausage bolognese, and plenty of fresh grated parm, and a glass of cabernet. Just like going to mama's for dinner.

[Anonymous No.10154244]

$40 worth of navel oranges
A pack of Nat Sherman Havana Ovals

[Anonymous No.10154261]

>>10149206
Okay m8.
>Hands over a Tolberone bar for dessert

[Anonymous No.10154264]

>>10147300

vastly underrated post

[Anonymous No.10154281]

>>10147351

This. It's for the executors.

[Anonymous No.10154285]

$50 worth of popcorn kernels. I choose electrocution.

[Anonymous No.10154299]

In my state you get whatever meal the prison kitchen has on hand.
Too many assholes were ordering a bunch of expensive and/or obscure shit for their last meal then throwing it on the floor and laughing at the guards when they got it.

[Anonymous No.10154311]

Duck confit with potatoes fried in the fat, Cru Beaujolais, 7 Pierre Hermé macrons, and an explanation as to how I fucked up so bad that I got sent home

[Anonymous No.10154342]

>>10150198

[Anonymous No.10154369]

smoked duck and andouille gumbo
crawfish etouffee
deep fried boudin balls
stuffed crab

and maybe a little fig cake with steen's syrup

[Anonymous No.10154381]

like 10$ = a large spare pork ribs from my local chinese place
a five guys triple cheeseburger
cheese curds from a&w
fried chicken like how my mom would make
and a two-liter of orange soda. probably crush but i won't mind fanta either.

[Anonymous No.10154473]

>4 slices of Winnipeg style rye bread
>Toasted perfect
>Covered in Kraft peanut butter
>Covered in a lot of Blue Menu twice the fruit field berry jam
>A cup of hot chocolate made with 2% milk and POWDERED nestle quick. Non of that liquid shit
>toast cut length wise so I can dunk it in my hot chocolate
>Glass of cold milk on the side

Forever my favourite meal and a nice way to pack in over 1500 calories.

[Anonymous No.10154658]

Honestly probably just a burger and fries. It's far from my favorite food but if I'm gonna die might as well do it eating a burger.

[Anonymous No.10154741]

Tomahawk steak with roasted potatoes

[Anonymous No.10154750]

>2 Original Formula 4Loko Watermelon
>Pack of Newport 100s
>Chinese Hot Oil
>shot of Wild Turkey
>Olive with Pit

Figure it out bitches i aint dying without taking the whole place down with me

[Anonymous No.10154817]

>>10149425
>>10153778
Eating ass is objectively the worst choice you could ever make in your life, unless you're a literal faggot. There's an infinitely better option inches away but you like the smell of shit on your dick apparently.
Might as well fuck a dude.

[Anonymous No.10154819]

>>10154817
>posts pictures of mass murderer in attempt to be edgy
opinion disregarded

[Anonymous No.10154820]

>>10148191
patrician

[Anonymous No.10154821]

>>10154819
quit talking nonsense

[Anonymous No.10154845]

>>10146715
>>10147236
No, I remember it was bigger. I was small but it wasn't as small as a sardine. It was 4-6inches maybe? It was super crunchy, I love to chew on the edges. Salty as fuck though, but it goes well with plain rice.

>>10149740
Vietnamese, got americanized so now the only fish I eat are tuna or salmon at costco so I have no idea what it was. I wouldn't mind it and a small bowl of rice as my last meal.

[Anonymous No.10154854]

50$ worth of pepperoni salami pizza and a napkin so I can jerk off for a last time

[Anonymous No.10154855]

I hate this question so much.

>I wish I could eat a sandwich one last time tomorrow. But I can't because I have to die now and there's no calling in sick for death.

[Anonymous No.10154859]

>>10154855

I would rather have two days to eat a ham and cheese sandwich on each than have one day and the best meal in human history.

[Anonymous No.10154870]

>>10154136
>expecting some serial killer to be a goodgoi

[Anonymous No.10154888]

>>10150488

fuck I'd destroy a munchie box right now

>tfw not even a good HSP place near me

[Anonymous No.10154893]

>>10154022
You a funny guy

[Anonymous No.10154911]

Hot wings
Garlic and butter fried shrimps
Soft pretzel with cheese dip
Chocolate milkshake
Wisers whiskey

[Anonymous No.10154961]

>>10152733
dubs can't lie