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just ate these bad boys. when should i expect the bad news?

>> No.10142288

Right now: You were adopted.

>> No.10142323

Your eggs are over boiled

>> No.10142333

>>10142323
Yeah, wel you're eggs are baveuse

>> No.10142365

>>10141977
Should have made deviled eggs instead

>> No.10142540

>>10141977
Too late. The mustard gas is already inside you.

>> No.10142929

>>10141977
loss?

>> No.10142948

Of your atherosclerosis? Eat like that for another week and surely in no time!

>> No.10142968

>>10142288
underrated.

>> No.10143022

>>10142365
>deviled eggs
Depends on if you identify as male or female. After I brought deviled eggs to a potluck everyone thinks I'm a fag eventhough I identify as a masculine male.

>> No.10143419

>3 eggs
>bad news

Are you a premenstrual Filipino?

>> No.10143783

>>10143022
You probably forgot the paprika like a fucking fag

>> No.10143791

I can tell you the bad news now: your eggs were horribly overcooked.

>> No.10143808
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10143808

>>10141977
overcocked

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10145545

>those eggs
>overcooked
Don't listen to these fuckers, OP. Those eggs are fine. I make them like that all the time.

>> No.10145571

>>10145545
The outside of the yolk will turn green if you overcook them, which I'm sure most people here have seen. However this board is populated by borderline retarded not-chefs that would starve to death if cooking ramen required anything more than fetching hot water from the gas station next door to them.

>> No.10145587

>>10145571
>this board is populated by borderline retarded not-chefs that would starve to death if cooking ramen required anything more than fetching hot water from the gas station next door to them.
i suspected that

>> No.10145672

>>10145571
You underestimate my power

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10145698

>diagnosed with type 2 beetus
>eat ~10 boiled eggs everyday for 3 months 'cause they're cheap and super low on the glycemic index
>blood sugar, blood pressure, and lipid profile normalized