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10136422 No.10136422 [Reply] [Original]

"You want any sugar with that bro?"

>> No.10136425

>>10136422
No, I like my coffee like my men: straight, hot, and black.

>> No.10136426
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10136426

>>10136422
>I drink coffee

>> No.10136563
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>>10136425
>I like straight men

>> No.10136573

>>10136426
It's a crutch for people who don't want to get fat. It suppresses appetite and provides the energy they'd be losing from taking in a 1000 calorie defect.

>> No.10136591

>>10136422
First off, please use my proper pronoun, they, second I would like 3 and a half stevia and what are your dairy alternatives, I'm vegan.

>> No.10137296

>>10136591
The dairy alternative is you can fuck off.

>> No.10137359

1 dollar gets you pack. this best sugar in town.

>> No.10137923

>ask for cream or sugar when ordering
>they point to the back corner where a clusterfuck of ingredients are strewn about and tell me to do it myself
And baristas complain they don't get tips except from sad horndogs

>> No.10137925

>>10136563
I like straight men

Gay men are obnoxious and not attracted to girls

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>>10137925
>not having a bi bf who will suck bbc with you

>> No.10138260

>>10137923
If you're already gonna ruin your coffee with sugar, may as well add as much to your taste.