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>> No.10133835

dfdfd

>> No.10133839

>>10133830
>not dipping your glass in the pool for free refills

>> No.10133842 [DELETED] 

>>10133835
Sorry for shitposting, but this is like one of the rare boards where I get to post. What the FUCK did Hiro do? Why can't I post on almost any board without buying a pass anymore?

>> No.10133844

>>10133839
warm beer? you animal.

>> No.10133845

>beer is believed to have healing properties
God damn, white kids will believe anything.

>> No.10133854

>>10133830
That's not beer....

>> No.10133858

Beer is literally a sticky, syrupy mess to get on yourself. Who the fuck could possibly think bathing in it would be relaxing?

>> No.10133863

>>10133830
yeast joke

>> No.10133865

>>10133830
>Ever wanted to bathe in beer?
No, actually.

>> No.10133872

>>10133858
Maybe it's diluted

>> No.10133892

>>10133842
This is the board that makes money for the site through paid product placement threads. For me it's the McBacon Avocado Ramen Sip.

>> No.10133913
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>>10133830
>wow this beer tastes like piss
>mfw

>> No.10133991

>>10133854
my thoughts exactly

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>> No.10134063

>>10133842
Pay for a vpn or stop using mobile.

>> No.10134075

>>10134019
He better have blanched that bacon

American bacon is disgustingly over flavored

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>> No.10134103

>>10134019
>>10134085
I hate these kind of recipes. They get posted all the time on Facebook by people who have no intention of making them to people who have no intention of making them with a small percentage that rip the videos and post it to 4chan where nobody has any intention of making them.

>> No.10134112

>>10133830
Absolutely disgusting

>> No.10134121

>>10134103
I actually made 2 things from those meme videos. Ginger-soy glazed pork chops and some kind of shrimp and spinach alfredo. Both came out pretty okay.

>> No.10134132

>>10134103

Same. I have no idea who reposts them every single fucking day. They're all basically the same and they all look like fucking garbage.

>> No.10134135

>>10134085
Those "scramled" eggs are way too fucking overcooked.

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>> No.10134160

>>10133913
>Having a Pepe for this WEBM
Fucking sad

>> No.10134178

>>10134103
>Facebook
Normie, close the door on your way out

>> No.10134202

>>10134178
Some of us are stealthy degenerates capable of keeping up appearances.

>> No.10134211

>>10133830
you just know she's getting absolutely railed after this.

>> No.10134257
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>>10134202
>Having a job and friends
You truly make me fucking sick, enjoy the rat race saddo.

>> No.10134259

>>10133839
>drinking beer that people are swimming and pissing in
Yeah no thanks

>> No.10134355

>>10134019
>warm slimy tomatoes

ew

>> No.10134378

>>10134259
Don't forget the occasional ass hair.

>> No.10134386
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she looks drunk af

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>> No.10134487

>>10134019
That looks abominable

>> No.10134489

>>10134458

I'd probably just kill myself if my only work option was doing one brainless task all day on a factory line.

>> No.10134497

>>10134484
Only the asians could turn a watermelon into some kind of reactor.

>> No.10134505

>>10134160
this is an anime website, anon, calm your mantits

>> No.10134525

>>10134489
It may seem brainless faggot
The hard part of the operation isnt the just what your doing once
its filling the quota
Its tough shit to do
Quality control is a bitch with sharp horns
Bad labels, dates, weights, packing materials, the list goes on and on and thats not so bad
The quota is the real bitch
Dont have a machine run haywire otherwise its all downhill trying to make up for lost time and failed completion and having a machine go down twice and its all shit once a certain amount of production is lost
What you say is dumber than shit blah, blah, brainless, blah, blah
Capable folks will make you go home crying like a bitch as you already sound like the non-hacker

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>>10134202
>some of us like to spoonfed opinions because thinking ourselves and forming our own opinions is hard!

>> No.10134550

>>10134484
>don't play with your food

>> No.10134555

>>10134550
I don't know about you but I don't eat the green part of a watermelon

>> No.10134560

>>10134550
>don't play with your food
How new
Why quote shit that never got posted

>> No.10134571
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>>10134257
That's not food.

>> No.10134572

>>10134560
>newfag calling someone else new

>> No.10134586
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>>10134019
>cooking spinach/tomato on top of the burger

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>> No.10134595

>>10134525

Yeah, that seems pretty brainless.

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>>10134019
people that actually eat this shit deserve all the heart disease, strokes, and heart attacks they get

>> No.10134635

>>10133835
fpbp

>> No.10134651

>>10134572
Eat a dick faggot
Lurk more

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>>10134595
>that seems pretty brainless
Easier said than done

>> No.10134673

>>10134484
>It's not food, it's art!
For once I agree, that is amazing.

>> No.10134679

>>10134665
This scares me

>> No.10134684

>>10134673
Not enough worthy new contributions here
I was holding into this for 22 weeks mainly sick of the same old shit along with nonstop webm threads

>> No.10134690
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>>10134684
I agree they don't need to be nonstop. Whoever keeps making them isn't even waiting for the old one to 404, they just make a new one the moment bump limit is hit. Which on a fast board is ok but is really not needed here.

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>> No.10134783

>>10134737

Serious question: why do you repost these same garbage facebook webums every single fucking day?

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Woo

>> No.10134795
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>>10134791
Woo Woo

>> No.10134797
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>>10134795
Woo Woo Woo

>> No.10134802

>>10134737
It's just meme cooking but that does look rather nifty. I wouldn't ever make it though. Too much work.

>> No.10134813

>>10133830
That sounds fucking horrible honestly

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>>10134797
th..thanks for this

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>>10134679
¿better?

>> No.10134834

There should be a sticky for webms that have been posted over 200 times. Once a web is posted the 200th time, it goes to the sticky and can't be reposted anywhere else.

>> No.10134837
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>>10134834
>instant end to Jack posting
I like this idea.

>> No.10134847

>>10134144
Why are girls always so desperate for attention?

>> No.10134857

>>10134847
Because they have no interest in anything so they have to live through others.

>> No.10134859

>>10134651
>Lurk more
>more
lurk moar newfag

>> No.10134862
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>> No.10134864

>>10134783
maybe today will be the day that somebody clicks the 'like' button

>> No.10134865

"Ever wanted to BATHE in a POOL OF BEER?"

This is retarded. No one can be this stupid.

>> No.10134867

>>10134862
Jesus Christ what are these things made of

>> No.10134872
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>>10134867
Unobtainium.

>> No.10134875

>>10134656
Ahh the one Jackass stunt that I did re-enact

>> No.10134878

>>10134867
The gimmick is that instead of fine blades, it has thicker brushes that shatter things rather than cut them.
I think it has blades lower, but I don't know.

>> No.10134887

>>10134872

>he doesn't take a sip at the end

Fake af.

>> No.10134892

>>10134834
also shilling webms
>>10134862
>>10134872

i mean /webm/ is pretty much late night /infomercials/ now

>> No.10134894

>>10134859
>moar
Is it summer already?
Trying this hard
On 4chan

>> No.10134899

>>10134894

>is it summer already

Yeah, in fucking 'straya, where both of you newfriends are apparently from.

>> No.10134901
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>>10134894
le summa meem XD

stay frosty kiddo

>> No.10134918

>>10134892
So make some better ones. People who bitch about content without making any are scum.

>> No.10134941

>>10134918
i try but keep getting "webm rejected because audio isn't allowed".

not sure what i'm doing wrong. :(

>> No.10134942

>>10134941
Uh, make it without audio?

>> No.10134946

>>10134656
>throwing up on a perfectly good plate of sushi

cmon steveo

>> No.10134948

>>10134942
but then it's only half as good as it could be and i won't settle for second best!

>> No.10134950
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>>10134901
That (you) is here with a golden hook as you have gone beyone the weak bait stage and have now leveled up from 9 to 10 grats

>> No.10134952

>>10134259
I'd drink it if it was girls sweating and pissing in it

>> No.10134953

>>10134950

mods, please c'mon. this kid needs a rest.

>> No.10134958

>>10134948
Now you see part of the dilemma. Finding material that is interesting, short enough, and works with no audio is slightly challenging.

>> No.10134962
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>>10134953
Janny>mods
Kids need rest
Keks

>> No.10134967

^ignore mode engaged. you've been fed.

>> No.10134968
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Here is that (you) again

>> No.10134978

>>10134815
>M-M-M-MULTIPLATE!

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>>10134958
yea but i also don't consider infomercials to be vip quality.

i've some good ones that might work if i edit out the audio. maybe i'll get onto later tonight.

>> No.10134982

>>10133830
>ctrl+f
>no "holy yeast infection batman" joke

/ck/ i am disappoint

>> No.10134983

>>10134962
>>10134968
stop shitposting you fucks

>> No.10134990

>>10134075
>over flavored
what cultureless barbarian tribe are you from that you think that's a criticism. over salted is a legitimate complaint, as is over spiced. over flavored reeks of anglo-saxon faggotry but you spelled it flavored so i'm confused.

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Why not enjoy the fine local menu

>> No.10134996

>>10134144
>Drinks like a horse
>Disgusting tattoos

Pretty much what you'd expect

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RR what a fine slampig she would make

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>>10135006
i couldn't understand a word. what language is he speaking?

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>> No.10135024
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Gimme a slice babe

>> No.10135175

>>10133830
>hedonism

>> No.10135301

>>10134946
>he hasnt seen the javs

>> No.10135306

>>10134386
or MAYBE she just doesn't like wasting food like SOME PEOPLE

>> No.10135315

>>10134786
The John Henry of Domino's Pizza, if you will.

>> No.10135361

>>10133830
my room still smells worse after a full sleep and binge drinking

>> No.10135375

>>10134594
reminder they unironically eat dogs.

>> No.10135394

>>10133830
>ever wanted to bathe in a pool of beer?

um, no?

>> No.10135477

>>10134802
"Meme cooking"

Go fuck yourself

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>>10134103
>>10134132
It's always this girl.

>> No.10135514

>>10134144
That was the slowest fucking chug I've ever seen in my life.

>> No.10135516

>>10135506
She looks like she's a good cook. Would marry

>> No.10135525

>>10135516
>a good cook
did you watch the videos?

>> No.10135538

>>10135525
Still better than 99% of other females

>> No.10135549

>>10134386
I love this video. It says so much about the human condition.

>> No.10135575

>>10134867
they're made of horsepower. Vitamix and Blendtec both use huge ass brushed AC motors that pretty much max out a residential 20A 120V circuit at full load.

>> No.10135584

>>10133830
>beer has health benefits

literally nobody on the planet believes this. quit trying to justify your disgusting beer bath. No yoga green tea detox pinterest moms are coming to your business. just state you have enough beer to drown in and move along.

>> No.10135598

>>10133830
Personally I only use baths that have little to no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older

>> No.10135645

>>10135516
I don't even know who it is, she just has the look of every girl who shares the stupid Tasty shit on Facebook.

>female
>20-30 years old
>overweight
>average looking but
>piercings on face

>> No.10135647

>>10134135
They look fine

>> No.10135666

>>10134767
>peels and cuts apple
bravo, monsieur!

>> No.10135683

>>10134484
i wonder if they ate it

>> No.10135715

>>10134484
that shows how repressive asian societies are: all the power of he human mind just spills on useless shit like that to keep social order.

a real human society puts that to some use in merging with nature so you can feel like you are living.

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>>10134864
lmfao

>> No.10135721

>>10134829
ive seen this webm so many time. everytime i question why he pulls his finger out quickly. If the knife stabs his finger, him pulling it out will cause cause so much more damage.

>> No.10135725

>>10134979
I miss my beagle puppy

>> No.10135730

>>10134993
Nature is amazing

>> No.10135773

>>10134993
God damn

>> No.10135794

>>10134857
If you think about what you just said for a sec, you'll find it actually makes no fucking sense as a reply to that post.

>> No.10135798

>>10134993
sneaky kitter

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>>10134690

>> No.10135949

>>10135645
>average looking
That was very kind of you.

>> No.10135952

>>10135949
Well in all fairness, they aren't hideous, but they also aren't anywhere close to being the cream of the crop.

>> No.10135976

>>10134690
Depending on the material being melted that's a very dumb idea

>> No.10135981

>>10135976
Depending on the material being cooked too, so what the fuck are you trying to say, idiot?

>> No.10136005

>>10135815
What the hell, how

>> No.10136044

>>10136005
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leidenfrost_effect

>> No.10136061

>>10136044
That's not what's happening at all. Maybe you should learn a second scientific term instead of just throwing around that one.

There's simply not enough time of contact to transfer heat to his hands. It has nothing to do with the Leidenfrost effect.

>> No.10136118

>>10133830
wtf

>> No.10136123

>>10134144
>Obscene sleeve tattoos
>Septum piercing
>Partially shaved head
These women are worthless in every sense of the word. Not even worth fucking in the ass and then not calling the next day.

>> No.10136141

>>10135981
Metal fumes aren't good for you. Especially eating them in your food.

>> No.10136142

>>10134872
this kind of reminds me of that awwwright manga

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>>10135022

>> No.10136151

>>10134594
why are they acting like children. I don't even drink, and they were cringy.

>> No.10136170

>>10134103
I made some al pastor once but now I got a shitton of bamboo skewers I still have to use. They use a lot of unitaskers I've found.

>> No.10136202

>>10134656
Imagine him going to Jiro's restaurant

>> No.10136214

>>10134085
not bad

>> No.10136223

>>10134634
why don't you calm the fuck down

>> No.10136225

>>10136044
fucking kill yourself
>>10136005
he is invincible

>> No.10136227

>>10134862
it looks like he's smothering someone with a pillow
the bobblehead just makes it more uncanny

>> No.10136259

>>10135013
Here, bro. Enjoy RR eating hot sauce by the spoonful and yelling things like "BOOB SWEAT" and "I LOVE PAIN" and "I WANT TO BE A GIRL THAT CAN DO"

https://youtu.be/t69oHRPb4E8

>> No.10136273

>>10134968
Why don't people chain their phones to their bodies when doing physical tasks? We already do it with glasses and wallets.

>> No.10136327

>>10135949
He already pointed out overweight. She'd look decent if she lost 50 pounds.

>> No.10136336

>>10136273
Why don't they just not take their phone with them

>> No.10136348

>>10136336
How am I supposed to post my fish to instagram then?

>> No.10136362

>>10133863
why did i laugh at this

>> No.10136364

>>10134786
>he-he's fast!
I bet those pizzas taste like shit.

>> No.10136370

>>10134019
what's the point of baking it a second time
it cooks itself if pressed together in foil for 30 mins
how many times do you have to cook it before it starts to question its existence

>> No.10136373

>>10134783
Because they are webums. And this is somehow the board for it.
And unlike youtube shit, they are condensed, so you don't need to spend minutes learning a movie editor, and a few more minuts to cut the videos down into the essential parts.
I would describe 90% of those videos as "trying too hard", since they try really really hard to make complex actions of simple cooking techniques.

>>10134786
>Wastes cheese 10-30% cheese by random throwing it around
>Said cheese is more expensive than his wages trough out the day
why bother

>> No.10136375

>>10134795

Why are white women such disgusting creatures?

>> No.10136381

>>10134968
Allo? Allo?

>> No.10136383

>>10136373

Pretty sure they reuse the cheese that falls through the grates.

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>>10136469
>go through effort of injecting egg with coke
>Immediately just crack it and scramble it

>> No.10136513

>>10136469
do not watch this webbum. it's weaponized autism

>> No.10136530

>>10133830
Ever get beer poured on you, that shit fucking stinks. I can't even begin to imagine what that room smells like, god damn.

>> No.10136533

>>10134019
defiling sourdough bread for this disgusting piece of shit
I hate these videos so much

>> No.10136546 [DELETED] 

http://www.news965.com/news/local/outback-server-stiffed-church-735-order-loses-job-over-facebook-post/1ZQRVOFg0fTLBpz01ayrPJ/

>> No.10136548

>>10136546
Why isn't this webm moving?

>> No.10136554

>>10136548
posted in wrong tab, sorry m8

>> No.10136558

>>10134786
Bro, bro, bro.... you're making minimum wage. Tone it down a little.

>> No.10136610

>>10134979
Beagles are savagely hungry. I have to keep mine in a calorie restricted diet because nigga got to 30lbs

>> No.10136613

>>10134160
>what is Google image search

>> No.10136626

>>10134594
>Ugh it burns
Don't Koreans drink shitty white spirit on a regular basis?

>> No.10136631

>>10136626
Soju is typically pretty weak by comparison, normally half the ABV of whiskey or less.

>> No.10136639

>>10134786
being a cuckold wageslave : the webm.

>> No.10136663

>>10134979
What kind of pig feeds their dog on the couch?

>> No.10136667

>>10134594
Glasses it has a few coughs but otherwise takes it like a champ and enjoys the warmth for his first shot of whiskey I would approve

>> No.10136672

>>10134786
what's the rush?

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>>10134160
>complains as he browses the website that once was notorious for its cp

>> No.10136739

>>10134946
that was the first Jackass movie so he was probably high as fuck at the time

>> No.10136805 [DELETED] 

>>10136613
For images, no WEBMs on there divvy.

>> No.10136855
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>>10136705
>Hey guys I visit this super hardcore website forum, known for mad hackers and kiddie snuff.
When did I complain, I called him/you sad for having an extensive plethora of fucking frog images.

>> No.10136882

>>10135715
deep.....

>> No.10136898
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>>10136882
>>10136705
>>10133913

>> No.10136958

>>10134786
can he remove the ring?

>> No.10136972

>>10133892
Top kek

>> No.10137026

>>10136855
>>10136613

>> No.10137029

>>10133830
>ever wanted to bathe in a pool of beer?
no

>beer is believed to have healing properties
by fucking retards

>> No.10137138

>>10134837
>stabbing the crab through the asshole

Woo woo

>> No.10137159

>>10134019
I would unironically eat that. Looks good.

>> No.10137166

>>10136123
Shit taste desu, go back to eating your tendies and ketchup.

>> No.10137169

>>10136044
Try again

>> No.10137186

>>10134952
classic 4chan

>> No.10137201

>>10136061
yes, but the metal doesn't stick to his hands because his sweat vaporises and shields his hand, allowing the metal to slide off before it can transfer heat

>> No.10137202

>>10136348
You're not supposed to.

>> No.10137221

>>10134386
we are all animals writhing in our own mental filth

>> No.10137231

>>10136739
yeah they were all making jokes about him knowing how to snort things good etc.

>> No.10137242

>>10133830
I hate these stupid ass "beer" baths
they are 100% unadulterated fake news

it isn't beer, it's just dirty water. They are just taking the ingredients in beer and mixing it into the water

>> No.10137260

>>10136273
>why don't people
Let's be honest those people you are talking about are mostly woman (sorry, ladies don't take it personal, I still love ya :P) and why woman are borderline retarded is a question many people before you have asked.

>> No.10137312

>>10134484
What is it with Asians and melon? Go to the casino buffet and you'll see them just loading their plates with nothing but goddamn melon. At the grocery store I saw an Asian guy with his cart filled with nothing but watermelons. He must've had a dozen of them. What is it about melons? Do they not grow over there?

>> No.10137333

>>10136061
This is the Leidenfrost effect. His hands were probably sweaty or he rinsed them in the water when he was touching the molten metal. If his hands were dry there would have been some metal sticking.

>> No.10137347

>>10133858
tourists can be sold anything

>> No.10137349

>>10137312
Asian legend is that pomegranates are good luck. Since they're red inside, people nowadays interpret watermelons as super pomegranates, ergo super lucky

>> No.10137405

>>10137312
who doesn't like melon?

>> No.10137421

>>10137405
Not a big fan of melon really. I won't object to it if offered like I will with bananas (fuck you in advance, I just hate the taste of banana ok), but I wouldn't choose it

>> No.10137442

>>10134259
Meh. People drink Budweiser all the time.

>> No.10137466
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>>10137442

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>>10137466
>>10137442

>> No.10137511

>>10137489
>>10137466
>cooking with horse piss
Fuck

>> No.10137533

>>10137421
>dislikes banana
okay
>dislikes melons
what brand of subhuman do you call yourself

>> No.10137536

>>10137533
I don;t dislike melon, the point is I'm melon neutral rather than melon positive

>> No.10137545

>>10134786
He be fired for wasting so much fuckin cheese. They are fucking nazis over how much cheese gets used.

>> No.10137567

>>10137533
I hate watermelons you mong. but I do like ""artificial"" watermelon taste. it's just the mushy texture I dislike about watermelons.

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>>10134144
>tatoos
>that haircut
>that shit tier dirndl
>watch

disbusting

>> No.10137751

>>10135023
you don't even need the chewing gum, you can just do the chewing motion with your jaw.

>> No.10137827

>>10134144
oy gevult!
what are her titties doing?

>> No.10137850

>>10134993
At first I thought it was a duck or some other kind of bird nearing that crocodile.

>> No.10137863

>>10137312
chances are he worked for a restaurant that served watermelon. most small asian places get their shit from the grocery store.
that or he's just a rice nigger.

>> No.10137874

>>10135815
iddqd

>> No.10137921

>>10137201
>>10137333
Wet hands? Right after pulling off the glove and three times in a row?
Molten metal isn't "sticky" you idiots. It's not the Leidenfrost effect and you don't NEED the Leidenfrost effect for this stunt.

>> No.10137922

>>10134594
literal fucking aliens

>> No.10137942

>>10137921
Those gloves are probably soaked with sweat.

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>>10135023
Why do women hold knives like this?

>> No.10138075

>>10138067
didn't take home ec in high school

>> No.10138082

>>10138067
>Why do women hold knives like this?

Modern day white women are all useless in the kitchen. They're only good to use as jizzrags cause they'll let you do all sorts of disgusting shit to them.

>> No.10138166

>>10138082
>its only white women not all women
Nope

>> No.10138278

>>10137312
they are rice niggers after all

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>>10136370

>> No.10138399

>>10137442
Kek

>> No.10138405

>>10133854
>>10133991
How not?

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>>10134560

>> No.10138555

>>10136469
>>10136469
unholy webm donot watch

>> No.10138691

>>10138555
I just watched it, is my soul permanently tainted now?

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>>10134257
>>10134571
2 was not enough

>> No.10138726

>>10133839
Dude, why do you want butt stew beer?

>> No.10138734

>>10134767
Congratulations, you're the coolest apple cutter ever. Enjoy all the friends this talent won't give you.

>> No.10138741

>>10134019
>cheese isn't even melted when they cut it
>probably just microwaved it to get the shot of the cheese flowing out the sides

how do they keep getting away with this

>> No.10138759

>>10134571
Honestly, this is an amazing show of their culinary artistry.

>> No.10138787

>>10135598
How many crunches can you do now?

>> No.10138790

>>10135715
You're a retard

>> No.10138808

>>10134862
>Jeb bush shows the secret to his guacamole recipe

>> No.10138879

>>10134594
>Beer from convenience stores tastes the best
Finally a woman of culture in one of these

>> No.10138887

>>10137545
you realize the grill below the cheese part is made to catch cheese to be reused

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>> No.10138944

>>10136663
it's not a dog it's a fur baby

>> No.10138982

>>10136373
>Said cheese is more expensive than his wages trough out the day
Sneaking suspicious you have no idea how this shit works. Which isn't surprising, most people are fucking stupid.

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>> No.10138993

>>10133830
>ruining your skin

>> No.10138995

>>10138936
>gently remove its nuts

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>>10134594

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>> No.10139035

>>10137466
This sounds amazing if you're drunk as fuck

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>> No.10139061

>>10139033
>fried bread
These top-down shitcipes are the worst trend yet. Go back to Mexican horror platters.

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>>10139061

>> No.10139079

>>10137921
You're really stupid. Check his hand right before he slaps the molten metal its dripping water. Now stop pretending you comprehend basic thermodynamics

>> No.10139093

>>10139036
that's a lot of cheese

>> No.10139104

>>10139093
UUUU

>> No.10139134

>>10136364
>Domino's
Of course they taste like shit

>> No.10139144

>>10139066
Here's your (Me).

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>>10139008
>>10139021
>>10139025
>>10139033
>>10139036

>it's not square

>> No.10139241

>>10134386
The first time I saw this, someone posted
>white women are the black people of white people
made me lose my shit laughing

>> No.10139263

>>10137751
But that's like wearing lenseless glasses

>> No.10139308

>>10139066
>being a mexican
Fucking disgusting.

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>>10139066
LOL white people

>> No.10139381

>>10134594
>jack daniels
Why would you ever want to do shots of that Chernobyl disaster of a liquor to begin with

>> No.10139385

>>10137166
t. Tolerant ally soyboy

Have some self respect and find a woman that does the same. Or is that too hard for you?

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>>10139241
related

>> No.10139450

>>10134594
why do korean men and women look almost the same, you could put a wig on the blue shirt guy and nobody would notice

>> No.10139453

>>10134786
wage_gap_explained.webm

>> No.10139528
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I found the person who follows the square recipes. Just getting home form the supermarket.

>> No.10139537

>>10136469
Should have pulled some of the yolk out with a different syringe first so it didn't overflow when injecting with the Coca Cola.

>> No.10139543

>>10139528
genius, then you don't have to ride next to the smelly bitch

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>> No.10139580

>>10139528
>not even wearing a bicycle helmet
must have a thicc head

>> No.10139652

>>10137260
You REALLY need to go back.

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>>10139066
Acurrate enough to say very good
Glad to see it here blah
I dont know about the choice of hot sauce or its use over iced cream

>> No.10139724

>>10133830
holy yeast infection batman!

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>>10134979
>you will never be this excited to eat food again

>> No.10139749

>>10137312
Because they don't grow or import them for some reason then complain that they're $25 each for small ones.
It's only like 30c/kg here.

>> No.10139759

>>10137466
American """""""nachos"""""""

>> No.10139773

>>10138998
>Burnt meat
>Pickles on a burger
>No cheese
2/10

>> No.10139783

>>10139381
This. I'm a bartender and Jack Daniels just collects dust in the shelf with all the other bourbon.

>> No.10139786

>>10139705
how cute a suicide bomber in the making

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I just saw this the other day and can't stop laughing at it. I know I'm being a newfag

>> No.10139851

>>10138991
>americans

>> No.10139858

>>10139797
jesus christ what a fag

>> No.10139859

>>10139858
kinda cute though

>> No.10140100

>>10139786
Srry
You have had a rough start and things dont look bright

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>>10134872
>>10136142

>> No.10140248

>>10134872
Hockey puck smoke: don't breathe this!

>> No.10140251

>>10134484
The camera movements are obnoxious.

>> No.10140255

>>10139773
>burnt
>not liking pickles
>needing cheese on a """burger"""
t.amerifat

>> No.10140259

>>10139016
shouldn't you bloom the yeast first

>> No.10140263

>>10139773
That isn't a burger it's a brisket sandwich you fuckwit

>> No.10140269

>>10140263

They're cutting brisket at the beginning, but the sandwich looks like sausage and pulled pork.

>> No.10140270

>>10140269

Nevermind. Just watched it again.

>> No.10140271

>>10134802
>pate a choux
>meme cooking

How can anyone be this stupid

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>> No.10140320

>>10133844
>t. amerimutt

>> No.10140345

>>10139350
that looks like absolute dog shit

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>>10140308
>taps the knife

>> No.10140385

>>10135023
refrigerate the onion and hold your knife properly you fucking heathen

>> No.10140387

>>10134489
>doesn't have an imagination
>can't daydream
You're the one who's brainless mate

>> No.10140434

>>10139008
Never ever smash a burger with a spatula.

>> No.10140435

>>10136663
americans are filthy

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>>10136273
i mean, it just works.

>> No.10140477

>>10134968
fake and gay. just like the poster.

>> No.10140518

>>10137567
>mushy texture
You're thinking of cantaloupe not watermelon. Watermelon has a crisp texture unless it's overripe, and then it becomes gross.

>> No.10140528

>>10136273
Contract deals with token upfront prices for the handsets have made people unaware of how expensive those things actually are.

>> No.10140702

>>10140465

>british (((humour)))

>> No.10140840

>>10139066
Mexican food really is amazing, if anyone has actually travelled there.

>> No.10141040

>>10135006

Why not just pour straight in?

>> No.10141436

>>10140702
There's no humor there, that's a perfectly normal british sandwich.

>> No.10141490

>>10140702

Its not supposed to be funny. That's culinary art.

>> No.10141892

>>10134484
nani the fuck

>> No.10141932

>>10134982
You need to use smarter search terms.
>>10133863

>> No.10142034

>>10139783
>This. I'm a bartender and Jack Daniels just collects dust in the shelf with all the other bourbon.
>I'm a bartender... Jack Daniels... collects dust in the shelf... other bourbon.
>I'm a bartender... Jack Daniels... other bourbon.
>Jack Daniels... other bourbon
>I'm a bartender.
You suck at bar-tending. Now just pour beer and STFU.

>> No.10142045

>>10140385
>refrigerate the onion
Triggered

>> No.10142297

>>10139066
Shows a small contract of how Mexicans have really bad taste for the simple things and good taste for the complicated. Also, traditional Mexican guacamole is literally salt and avacado, so the California "Mexicans" that made this fucked up big time. I also didn't see tortillas cooked on a hot burner with no pan, so way to go there with their LA street food version.