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My Muslim coworker is coming over for dinner. What Halal foods can I cook for him?

>> No.10129006

Something acidic.

>> No.10129007 [DELETED] 

that's not a muslim it's a based sikh

>> No.10129008

Whatever you're best at. Family recipe or something. If he won't eat it for some imaginary reason, that would be incredibly rude on his part.

>> No.10129018

Christ's roasted pork with a side of blood pudding and a glass of your finest wine

>> No.10129020

>>10129001
Almost anything. If you stay away from meat, seafood, and alcohol, there isn't really all that much which is actually haram. Those halal certifications which get given out are unnecessary scams. They're more about conspicuous virtue amongst Muslims than they are about actual faith.

>> No.10129042 [DELETED] 

Fried Jew Forskin

>> No.10129110

Use pig lard buy say it was some thing that's halafule and tell him it was pig until the next time you two get into a tiff. Or tell him at work during a very stressful day preferably during ramadam while he is fasting so hrs naturally crabby to get him to do or say something to get him fired and or shot by police/an armed patriot.

>t. Work at a restaurant in Dearborn that uses bacon greater on pretty much everything. "halal" substitues on items are the same exact shit we just charge more.

>> No.10129127

>>10129001
Force feeds him bacon then cut his head off on on facebook live.

>> No.10129128

>>10129001
>posts sworn enemy of muslims
was this your intention

>> No.10129130

>>10129128
thatsthejoke.tiff

>> No.10129134

>>10129130
>was this your intention
that is what I was asking friend

>> No.10129149

how many times are you fucking retards going to fall for the same low-effort bait thread

>> No.10129155

>>10129130
>joke
Not much of one tbqh. Have you considered a fast painless way out for you? If only to relieve your embarrassed parents? Try a bullet to the head.

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>>10129128
>>10129130
>>10129134
I was under the impression up until recently sikhs were just self-appointed peace-keepers. The hate was on Islam's side. Then again, it always is.

>> No.10129342

>>10129128
Is he sikh? I dont get the rivalry

>> No.10129360

>>10129001
That's a Sikh.

>> No.10129365

>>10129001
Just give him some bullets. That's the best foods ever for him

>> No.10129368

Just make lamb or chicken or something. Or beef. It's not hard cooking for muslism really.

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>>10129128
It's a repost like this whole webpage.

>> No.10129376

>>10129158
>>10129342
it's complicated.
Sikhs can be viewed in some ways as a reaction to both the Hindu caste system and to an expansionist Islam. The Islamic kings of Northern and Northwestern India of the 14th and 15th centuries came into conflict in expansionary wars with other kingdoms of India. At the same time, restrictive social codes led warrior caste men into a caste-conflict with higher caste Hindus. Sikhism is very interested in breaking down caste barriers, though understandably that's a difficult thing to do in the culture of India.
This being said, it's kinda pointless to say that it was purely a defense against Islam, because the history of renaissance era India is insanely complex and Hindu, Muslim and Sikh rulers are all over the fucken place at all sorts of different times it's a shitshow.

>> No.10129499

REAL BRITISH HOURS

>> No.10129503

>>10129001
Gime him some sand with salt

>> No.10129507

>>10129001
well for one thats a sihk you racist fuck but if i were you i would go with some form of curry

>> No.10129517
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>>10129507
Religion =/= Race
Troll =/= Real Question
OP = Repost
>racist
>curry
See pic.

>> No.10129535

>>10129517
I found the racist.

You may have had a point had OP actually been a Muslim. But you're right out in the fucking open now.

>> No.10129647

>>10129001
Pulled pork sandwiches

>> No.10129664

>>10129535
>out in the open
kek. nigger do you know where you are?

>> No.10129686

>>10129001
Bacon wrapped hotdogs.

>> No.10129736

>>10129001
It's alright for a Muslim to eat something haram if they don't know it at the time. Also because cats are considered "clean" anything one of them eats is halal.

>> No.10129826

Cheeseburgers

>> No.10130155

Cook vegetarian or chicken/fish - as I know chickens and fish don't have special slaughter. But you can do good for animals and cook vegetarian :).

>> No.10130192

>>10129008
this
make whatever you want

>> No.10130339

>>10129134
not your friend, buddy

>> No.10130681

>>10129664
Yes, Douglas. Yes I do.

>> No.10130690

Are you sikh? You guys are pretty much arch nemesis of Muslims right? Why?

>> No.10130725

>>10130690
>Be sikh
>Living in Lahore which was a part of India (now a part of Pakistan)
>Some politicians (including gandhi) fuck shit up and deny some muslim from being the prime minister
>Muslim minister loses his shit and now wants a separate islamic state
>News spreads like wild fire
>Mudslimes starr killing sikh children and women and rioting to get their asses off soon-to-be islamic land
>100,000s of deaths both islamic and sikh
>Prosperous and healthy sikh families destroyed and uprooted from their homeland for a shitty "muh izlam" country

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>>10130725
The kind of shit you learn on /ck/

>> No.10130901

>>10129001
Why do you keep posting this shit? Goddamn you faggot, get off this board ans get a life.

>> No.10130914

>>10129001
rat poison

>> No.10131658

>>10129664
Welcome, newfriend. I hope you leave soon.

>> No.10131697

>>10130339
>buddy
You’re wrong, pal

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>>10130681
>>10131658
>>>/reddit/

>> No.10131712

>>10130734
He’s correct though. 100%.

>> No.10131727

>>10131701
?

>> No.10131857

>>10131712
Says the racist who wants to displace Muslims.

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>>10129110
What restaurant?

>> No.10133205

>>10129110
Pretty sure it's not actually a sin if they didnt know, the whole point is being mindful.

>> No.10133219

Eggplant

>> No.10134605

>>10129001
Sikhs are cool people
Haven't met a bad one

>> No.10134617

Cook a steak, serve with a potato on the side and have bowls of various toppings for it, and some asparagus or broccoli.

>> No.10134830

>>10129001
Perhaps some lamb stew or braised lamb shanks. Serve over seasoned rice, garnished with a little mint. Have Ayran or a similar drink on the side for refreshment and to help cut through the richness of the lamb.

>> No.10134838

First thing you need to do is learn how to recognize a Sikh from a Muslim.

>> No.10134851

>>10134605

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTgDrp76qOs

>> No.10134927

>>10131857
Can you show me on a map where Muslimaina is? I mean surely it's a country or region. I mean Muslims must come from a specific area. Otherwise, it wouldn't be racism to say bad things about them...

Also, no one said anything about displacing Muslims. They said that Muslims displaced other non-Muslim groups

>> No.10135294

>>10129001
Just ask him what he can't eat, then use that.

>> No.10135328

>>10129020
>seafood
But all seafood is halal. You're confusing with jews.

>> No.10135581

>>10129001
chicken. just insure it was slaughtered in the right way.