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Name a better vegetable.

>> No.10127404

>>10127402
Okra

>> No.10127406

onions

>> No.10127411

>>10127404
Slimy

>> No.10127429

pea tips

>> No.10127433

>>10127402
I can't

>> No.10127438

>>10127411
makes your semen good texture

>> No.10127440

>>10127411
Never had slimy okra, guess that must be because I can cook.

>> No.10127456

Brussel Sprouts and Cabbage are probably my favorites.

>> No.10127458

>>10127440
Not really. It's one of the vegetable's features and you should learn to use it.

>> No.10127466

>>10127458
I've had it in many dishes and I would never consider the "slimy" as that is a negative feature.

>> No.10127470

>>10127466
>Error: You must wait longer before deleting this post.
*them

>> No.10127472

>>10127402
They just found out in a study that asparagus gives you cancer. Nobody here cares, but you can google it if you want.

>> No.10127481

>>10127472
Looks like it's just fake news by the most leftard "sources".

>> No.10127483

It makes your pee stink. Carrots are better.

>> No.10127487

>>10127483
>Carrots are better
they make you orange

>> No.10127495

>>10127483
It's a bold statement to everyone in the surrounding urinals that you're health conscious and have an adult's palate. It's a shame public restrooms aren't unisex because that's a message that should be shared with all.

>> No.10127497

>>10127481
>what middle ameritards think about science.

I see absolutly no motive for leftards to make up lies about asparagus. Leftards love green veggies.

>> No.10127502

>>10127497
asparagus give you asburgers

>> No.10127513

>>10127502
Youre parents put you on the spectrum, anon.
Asparagus is gonna put you on chemotherapy apparently.

>> No.10127524

>>10127497
White people eat asparagus, there's your motive.

>> No.10127526

>>10127497
>trying to shit on a skeptic when you're misrepresenting and misunderstanding a scientific study a la fox & friends
You're trash. The other poster's dumb as rocks, too, but you've got him beat.

>> No.10127540

>>10127526
>you've got him beat
Oh ok, non-profit health organizations say it's nonsense and there have been no studies on humans done. It's like saying chocolate will kill a human because feeding it to a dog will poison it. You both are absolutely retarded.

>> No.10127558

>>10127524
>implying The white people want to take control of the worlds supply of asparagus.
Do you , flat earthers, have any idea how fucking retarded you all sound right now.

>> No.10127570

>>10127558
Leftards hate white people, that's commonly known. They will attack anything regarding white people and are donated millions of dollars to actively research anything that destroys their societies. Don't spam your retarded rat studies here that are flooded in the MSM to provoke FUD.

>> No.10127596

>>10127570
By the sound of it your triggerdness is gonna give you a major heart attack before you get cancer. Thats funny, hey can i have your stuff when you die? Trailer trash ussually have cool stuff according american pickers.

>> No.10127603

>>10127596
Nice retarded opinions, do you have any other retarded opinions to give that you'd like to shit all over this board? Your asparagus attack is nonsense and your political ideology is nonsense.

>> No.10127613

>>10127603
>your asparagus attack

Mine?

>> No.10127616

>>10127613
Yeah either it's yours or you are the dick sucker that defended it.

>> No.10127629

>>10127616
Whats it like being so retarded that you feel like your asparagus is under attack?

>> No.10127636

>>10127616
Maybe you should go warn your local grocery store that lib cucks are right now planning an attack on the alt rights asparagus supply.

>> No.10127639

>>10127629
>>10127636
Maybe you should not post retarded ass misinformation on this board. That would be nice, but you are leftards after all, all you know is misinformation.

>> No.10127656

>>10127639
>alt right asparagus farmer detected

Nancy pelosi is gonna take you asparagus away.
How triggered does that make you?

>> No.10127671

>>10127656
Leftards keep trying to cover up how retarded they are that they think rat studies correlate to humans because their fake news MSM sources tell them to believe everything they say.

>> No.10127673

>>10127639
>/ck/ rule # 1: never post retarded ass information on /ck/ !! We take our tendies very fucking seriously here!!!

>> No.10127677

>>10127673
Thanks for admitting you're retarded and nobody should listen to you. I'm proud of you, you were a big man today to admit that.

>> No.10127687

>>10127677
>no one should listen to you

Have you noticed this is an anonymous anime forum lately, anon?
How do you know im not actually nancy pelosi?

>> No.10127699

>>10127687
Did you notice that you posted bullshit? Did you notice that what you post is not actually true? Well you already said as much so I don't know what you're still doing here.

>> No.10127707

>>10127402
You can't. And to think, I never touched this shit until my mid twenties. Tastes so good and gives the best smelly piss.

>> No.10127712

>>10127402
I can't. I just wish this vegetable was affordable all year round, not seasonal. If it was, my piss would stink 365 days of the year.

>> No.10127715

>>10127699
Do you own /ck/? Cause you sure like to live a lie like you do.

>> No.10127722

>>10127715
Will you ever stop admitting you are a lying retard? Everybody knows you are a lying retard already, will you ever stop posting to me and admitting that fact?

>> No.10127739

>>10127722
I enjoy watching you seeth.

>> No.10127740

>>10127402
>artichoke hearts

>> No.10127743

capsicum/bell peppers ez

>> No.10127751

>>10127739
Dang bra you must really hate asparagus to lie about it so much.

>> No.10127758

>>10127751
This just in!! Breaking news!! Asparagus worse for triggered alt right fags than gamma radiation.

>> No.10127763

>>10127540
You sure you're responding to the right guy? Because it sounds like we agree on this issue.

>> No.10127764

>>10127758
Tell everyone how asparagus causes cancer, leftists are geniuses. Everyone listen to this.

>> No.10127772

>>10127763
Oh good, so what's your problem then?

>> No.10127777

>>10127772
nm for some reason i need a password now to delete

>> No.10127781
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10127781

>there are two people in this thread who are perfectly willing to get in a knife fight over asparagus.

>> No.10127788

>>10127772
Guessing you're not this guy >>10127472

>> No.10127789

>>10127781
You're god damn right, these fuckers will answer for their fake news.

>> No.10127797

>>10127788
correct

>> No.10127800

>>10127789
This just in! breaking news!!
Asparagus make you have a micro penis and be an insecure, miserable, easily-triggered, faggot nobody likes. Breaking news.

>> No.10127806

>>10127800
That's great, glad you have admitted you have no arguments against what I have said.

>> No.10127830

easy

broccoli

>> No.10127906

>>10127830
This.
I grow my own broccoli, and it's delicious.
Asparagus is okay, but it makes my pee stink. No thanks.

>> No.10127917

>>10127806
Why would i want to argue with you about your confirmed micro penis, insecurities, & high blood pressure?

>> No.10127924

>>10127917
The same reason you won't argue that you are wrong about asparagus causing cancer, because you are wrorng and you are a braindead retard.

>> No.10127945

>>10127924
I was fucking right and i just had a preminition of your death from stage 4 man breast cancer two years from now. Its gonna be great. No more you.

>> No.10127948

>>10127945
>I was fucking right
About nonsense that was proven wrong. No you were wrong leftcuck, deal with it.

>> No.10127952

>>10127402
corn on the cob
asparagus literally second in my book though

>> No.10127967

>>10127948
If i say im wrong will you go clean the shit out of your pants from your autistic raging?

>> No.10127980

>>10127967
I don't know why I disprove of your retard garbage nonsense and you think that's "raging". Would you care to explain to normal human beings so they can laugh at you?

>> No.10127996

>>10127980
You were having a total meltdown, man. It was hilarious.

>> No.10128004

>>10127996
So you are one of the admitted forced fake news cucks or what are you trying to say?

>> No.10128007

>>10128004
Would you look at this guy having a total meltdown. Horey shet.

>> No.10128012

Potato

>> No.10128015

>>10128007
Asparagus is bad *t. you, dumbass cuck
Why is this trash allowed to post here?

>> No.10128019

>>10128015
You must be a newfag. Go on little newfag. Have your meltdown. Get it all out .

>> No.10128061

>>10128019
Now you're a veteran of this borad, posting newcuck shit and rat experiments. Beware of this scumbag if you value your mental state.

>> No.10128068

>>10128061
>letting someone on an anime forum have power over your own mental state

>> No.10128072

>>10128068
>Posting retard shit because you are mentally weak.
Sad, you should cut it out now that everybody knows what you are.

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10128073

You dont even have to season it for it to be good.
I do season it though.

>> No.10128078

>>10128072
I dont think anyone else but you is feeble minded enough to have a melt down over an asparagus study or else you would see someone else beside you acting as equally retarded and triggered as youre acting.

>> No.10128081

>>10128012
u fucking aspie its a tuber not a veggie
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.10128084

>>10128078
I just want to reveal the truth, and you retards have admitted many times you are lying about aspargus. What motive do you have to lie about some plant?

>> No.10128101

>>10127483
It apparently only makes some people's pee stink.
It does mine but both my brothers are unaffected.

>> No.10128174 [DELETED] 

I drink my brother's pee.

>> No.10128258

>>10128174
Don't we all?

>> No.10128482

>>10128084
>tfw you get trolled, have a meltdown and then try to save grace by self declaring yourself to be some kind of freedumb fighter for truth.

>> No.10128497

i like spinige

>> No.10128619

>>10127472
Being born causes you to die, fagwad, stress about that one.

>> No.10128629

>>10127513
>Youre
>gonna

You're or You are
Going to

Fucking degenerate American "english"

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10129030

>>10127402

>> No.10129397

I have a bed with about 16 crowns planted. The only drawback to it is it has a short window where it produces a buttload all at once in early spring (you can virtually see the shoots growing). We eat it evey day for about a month and then it's over. But damn they are excellent stir fried in hot pepper/garlic oil, roasted, grilled, steamed, blended into a cream soup, steamed, etc. The key is except for the soup, don't overcook them.

>> No.10129402

>>10128629
>paraplegic detected

You must have absolutly nothing to live for if you have resorted to correcting spelling and grammar on 4chan.