/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10127401]

Are boneless watermelons worth the higher price?

[Anonymous No.10127416]

>>10127401
Yes. If it's not a virgin, send it back.

[Anonymous No.10127449]

>>10127416
Don't listen to this asshole. Watermelon bones make a great stock for smoothies.

[Anonymous No.10127461]

saged and reported for racism

[Anonymous No.10127469]

>>10127401
always

[Anonymous No.10127477]

Do you know how the watermelon got its name? When explorers first encountered them they shouted out "what a melon!" This exclamation was corrupted over time to become the "watermelon" we are all familiar with today.

[Anonymous No.10127494]

>>10127401
My aunt got hospitalized choking on a watermelon bone: worth the peace of mind for boneless desu

[Anonymous No.10127498]

>>10127477
What a post!

[chop No.10127977]

>>10127401
The bones are good for you.

[chop No.10127994]

>>10127469
It's not commonly known that Michael Richards was paid entirely in watermelons for his work as Kramer in season 1 of Seinfeld.
Adding further to the tragedy the entire hoard was robbed from him one day by a group of local youths. It is speculated this is what caused his hatred of the black man later famously displayed on stage.

[Anonymous No.10128335]

>>10127977
t. guy who wants someone to choke on a watermelon bone.

[Anonymous No.10128401]

just boil it for 10 mins bone come right out
stop being lazy OP

[Anonymous No.10128431]

>>10127401
They jew you by adding water weight to the melons to compensate for lack of bone weight.

[Anonymous No.10128437]

>>10127401
Did you get this joke from reddit or something?
>Le boneless pizza xD

[Anonymous No.10128455]

>>10128437
>boneless pizza
You sound like somebody who doesn't have anchovies on his pizza. What a disgrace.