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al/ck/ alcoholics Anonymous Sat Feb 10 03:55:44 2018 No.10123432 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 03:59:23 2018 No.10123438 drunk coked and stoned edition btw

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 04:06:43 2018 No.10123449 >it's a lonely anon talks to himself edition

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 04:10:03 2018 No.10123456 >>10123432 feel fucking awful, ad i made myself a meal and all too

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 04:15:56 2018 No.10123464 >be vodka man >run out and liquor stores are closed, so buy box of wine at gas station >find myself being sober because i really don't like wine anyone else an alcoholic but find it a disgusting chore to get drunk on other stuff?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 04:16:53 2018 No.10123469 >>10123464 quite the opposite really

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 04:26:29 2018 No.10123484

>>10123464

the alcoholic is when you drink it anyway.

>buy 24 beers "this is all i have i will have 12 left over for tomorrow"
>6 hours later 24 beers gone
>not even that fucked
>cask of wine for cooking is on bench
>i fucking hate wine more than i hate being touched by anyone
>don't even bother with a glass just drink it straight from the valve.
>"wake up" feeling not . so. great. mate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 04:35:00 2018 No.10123496 >>10123464 Similar. I only drink one type and brand of beer. If the stores don't have it, I just WD and don't drink.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 04:39:36 2018 No.10123509 hey faggots just wanted to let you know we have a live channel for degenerates like you lmao https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23al/ck/&server=irc.rizon.net

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 05:10:34 2018 No.10123577 >have loads of it That's how I feel about alcohol. If I know I won't get drunk off of it, I won't even bother. It's why I literally never order drinks with meals because it just basically dilutes the alcohol and does fuck all to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 05:19:01 2018 No.10123592 I've been off alcohol for two and a half weeks. You guys said I'd start losing weight. I didn't. Now I'm chubby and lonely and sober all the time. I think things are even worse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 05:21:51 2018 No.10123595 >>10123577 Whoops. Meant to reply to >>10123568 in the previous thread. Fuck this mouse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 05:22:02 2018 No.10123596 >>10123592 Did your appetite go batshit crazy? Always happens to me too. As if my bod is gagging for nutrients after so long being fuelled solely by poison

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 05:25:31 2018 No.10123602
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Hey lads. ex gf's dad died anon here. ex gf has been silent since the funeral. I have been drunk since the funeral. My cunt of a mother yelled at me tonight to not be as drunk.

Considering suicide mates.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 05:32:41 2018 No.10123611 File: 3.56 MB, 320x356, HfEMRr6[1].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] second beer of the morning signing in

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 05:37:29 2018 No.10123618

>>10123596
Not him, but mine always, ALWAYS does after I get through WD's. I get an insanely insatiable hunger and constantly eat/never feel full. It can last weeks. I'm still not sure what causes it, honestly. Maybe your body begging for nutrients? I have no clue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 05:40:58 2018 No.10123631 these are literally the most depressing threads on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 05:46:05 2018 No.10123641 File: 38 KB, 400x300, Poor-Me[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10123631 it was cool until people started bitching about withdrawls

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 05:55:19 2018 No.10123665

>>10123432

I've been homeless and throwing beer bottles at trains going by with the of course shards I've had to dodge coming back. What can I say to those who've been there to help. My life as not gotten so much more than then that I could claim "Ya! It does get better!" How do I steer those younger onto better ways?Steady jobs are nice, but the money doesn't really make such a good way away. Is it not enough for those from the life to advise better paths? I can't say that I see new spokespersons showing better paths away from the old common tricks and laughs. To put it straight: what's keeping kids away from the old fun?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 05:57:06 2018 No.10123669 >>10123641 it's always been withdrawls. Why do you think we suggest learning to play music and watching new shows?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 06:01:12 2018 No.10123679 >>10123665 >>10123669 both were me. I'm afraid the new jobs are just traps holding people back. Ohio's a deathtrap to anyone who loves adventure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 08:30:52 2018 No.10123909 >>10123432 >tfw your mom smoked and drank during pregnancy

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 08:35:52 2018 No.10123920 >>10123665 >what's keeping kids away from the old fun? video games, porn, homework, couches and smartphones

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 08:38:44 2018 No.10123927

>>10123577
I honestly don't feel like drinking if I eat a substantial meal late enough in the day. That should be an easy hack to control my drinking but I usually end up not eating anything all day then drinking on an empty stomach then binging on junk food when I'm good and dickered.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 08:40:50 2018 No.10123936 File: 68 KB, 500x500, 1391618872164.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10123484 omg are you me, I'm in wd's and trying to puke and suck down steel reserve this is gross. I mean, It's kinda okay if I chug fast enough, maybe... nah this sucks.

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 08:44:41 2018 No.10123943

>>10123641
I don't doubt that there are some serious crippled alcoholics in these threads but I find myself doubting how common 'withdrawals' are. I can't help but feel there's a degree of LARPing/misinformation. I've been drinking heavily for a decade and have only experienced minor withdrawal a couple times. It could be because I manage to stay away from hard liquor. I've managed to fuck up my life plenty without actually becoming physically dependent alcohol.

I dunno this is all anecdotal but I wouldn't be surprised if some people in these threads exaggerate their experiences to seem more legit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 08:45:53 2018 No.10123946 File: 751 KB, 200x189, 1376174471415.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10123943 try binge drinking 8 bottles and waking up on the floor shaking. Sorry, this is my life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 08:50:14 2018 No.10123959 >>10123592 Keep an eye on your diet and be drinking lots of water, anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 08:51:37 2018 No.10123962 >>10123946 I believe you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 08:53:38 2018 No.10123968 >>10123943 Its more of a living in constant fear of going through withdrawals for me then it is actually going through them. I'm terrified of getting that kindling shit you guys always talk about and I don't wanna die alone on a detox center floor

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 08:55:30 2018 No.10123974

>>10123920
>kids
>porn
for real though, i've heard 2 teachers say that kids nowadays are very sexualized. i wonder if they're fucking, and what the implications are for the future. when i was a kid all i got to see was page 3 of the sun. my friends and i would cut out the pics and store them in a box in the woods. felt scared to death that we'd be caught. nowadays kids are a click away from watching a german dude with a 14 inch dick shitting into a teenager's mouth while she gets DP'd by alsatians. wtf is going to happen in 15-20 years time?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 08:57:43 2018 No.10123979 >>10123943 I'd be amazed if there aren't shitloads of people in withdrawal, but I do wonder how many have been through DTs.

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 08:58:32 2018 No.10123982

Drank quite a lot over the last few days, had to take some time off work. Couldn't sleep at all last night, can't sleep at all tonight. If I can't sleep tomorrow night before my 5am shift the next day I'm basically fucked. I'm staying with family right now, they don't want me drinking but God I need some sleep.

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 09:05:41 2018 No.10124003

>>10123968
I think that's part of it, any time someone mentions in one of these threads that they've been drinking every night for a few weeks someone else comes in like 'LOOK OUT FOR WDS BRO, KINDLING, DTS, TAPER TAPER TAPER DETOX REHAB' and while that is good advice for some people I think for less experience alchies they get this idea in their head that any amount of alcohol abuse results in physical dependency and hospitalization. For sure if it can advance to that level but for most people it takes a long time of daily all-day abuse. Anybody with a bad hangover is going to be shaky and anxious and have trouble keeping food down, that doesn't mean you always need to taper, effectively keeping alcohol in your system for longer and making it worse in the long run.

Obviously withdrawals can be really bad for you and if you need to taper or go to detox then do it, but I just feel like there's a lot of mis-diagnosis

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 09:06:24 2018 No.10124005
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>>10123979
So DT's is full of seeing shit in the corners of your eyes, hearing music from nowhere, shaking a lot, having seizures in your sleep, So this one time, I had a nightmare that was a naked guy having a seizure on my apt floor, and I was trying to hold him down so he wouldn't slam his head on the wall. I woke up in about 20 minutes naked and sore on my floor. I was watching myself have a seizure in my sleep. That's DT's for you....

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 09:10:07 2018 No.10124017

>>10124005
Yeah something along those lines. It's pretty much a state of psychosis in my experience. You've completely lost all hope of knowing what's real and what isn't, everything is insanely petrifying, you're ... not just seeing hallucinations, but your whole world and entire sensory experience is of something which isn't real. It's fucking horrifying beyond description. I went through that shit in hospital once and was so indescribably petrified that I ran out. Left all my shit, just ran the fuck away in my hospital gown and got drunk for months

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 09:14:52 2018 No.10124028
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>>10124017
I got sent out of a hospital with paper pants once, Because when they picked me up I didn't have any on. Fuck. I don't even like remembering that. I wandered in the streets for hours before remembering Someone from an AA room lived right where I was. I had no idea where I was, no idea what to do, no wallet, no keys, nothing.

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 09:17:55 2018 No.10124038

>>10124028
Yeah all I had was a gown, one of those retarded things which leaves your back and ass exposed. Tried to get in a cab, and the bitch said "if you look like that I think you need to stay in hospital", then sped off. I walked miles and miles to get home, bought every bottle the shop had and hid under my duvet drinking. I was totally fucking mental for the longest time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 09:34:01 2018 No.10124074 >>10124005 >>10124017 not to mention that you might actually die wish i got to vicariously care for people in DTs rather than be an ass-wiping slave

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 09:43:21 2018 No.10124095 >>10124003 Tapering is a good idea for anyone who drinks excessively. It avoids the damage which leads to withdrawals and DTs

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 09:44:24 2018 No.10124097 Back on the sauce after a week of not-so-much drinking. Cheap french whisky and german beer

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 09:46:02 2018 No.10124105

>>10124074
>ass-wiping slave
There's a qtpa2t at my local detox ward who's so eager to help, so eager to learn, but all she's allowed to do is make tea and coffee, and she looks devastated if anyone says they don't want one. Like almost teary-eyed, before going back to offering tea, looking longingly at the senior nurses (who are also hot as fuck incidentally) and just hoping, praying that her drinks are perfect, and that some day she's asked to do something/anything else. Fuck she's so cute. I need to go back to hospital.

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 09:48:14 2018 No.10124111
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>>10124038
I"m still mental, have you tried cumming while in withdrawals? It's like 1000% stronger. Fucking insane. I'm thinking about trying to date a schizophrenic girl. Pic relate. Maybe she'll kill me and kill two birds with one stone.

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 10:05:55 2018 No.10124152

>>10124111
Yeah I dunno what it is about withdrawal horn, I've heard loads of people say the same happens to them though.
I was once drinking hard (really hard, 1.4-2.1L of vodka every day, maybe 1 meal a week and never getting out of bed, for over a year) and something about that lifestyle made it impossible for me to cum for weeks on end. The withdrawal horn I had after months of it, was intense. I'd hit on every single fucking girl who was unfortunate enough to get within creeping distance. (Worked several times though, incidentally. Even got a 'selfie' with the last one as she lay red faced and panting in bed, having only met me 45 mins earlier, wedding ring visible n'all, lol)
I actually, for the first time in my life, had what I can only describe as a 'double orgasm'. I was so horny that I came, and as soon as I'd finished I completely unexpectedly, instantly came again, so hard that it literally hurt. Never known anything like it

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 10:11:41 2018 No.10124165 Any you al/ck/ie's try kratom to try and cut down? I've heard it's good for trying to wean yourself off and/or when you don't have much liquor in

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 10:12:02 2018 No.10124166 >>10124111 sounds like a terrible idea but im not gonna argue with trips

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 10:12:23 2018 No.10124167
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>>10123432
>>10123464
Can't drink on a full stomach so get drunk on 4 or 5 tallboys then eat,
Brink back 200 to 300 empty's liquor store at a time, have to crush them to fit in garbage bags.
Just found out that drinking can make arthritis easier to get...FucK

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 10:14:20 2018 No.10124176 >>10123631 No the threads that revolve around people getting cucked etc makes me way sadder.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 10:16:39 2018 No.10124178 >>10124165 Yeah, never really got anything out of it personally. Plus i live in dumbfuckistan where everything is illegal.

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 10:39:38 2018 No.10124232
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>>10124152
dude same, I'll talk to like 5 girls at the same time, but can't get hard to save my life. I have to be in Wd's for like a day and a half before I'm just not beating a softy over these girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 10:41:09 2018 No.10124238 >>10123432 ate a 250mg edible at 8:30am along with a 6 pack of beer. mom texts me to go out to breakfast at 10am. its kicking in, i hope i play it cool.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 10:43:17 2018 No.10124245 >>10124232 testosterone raises significantly after a day of not drinking. i jerk off like a retard finding his dick for the first time after a hangover

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 10:43:52 2018 No.10124249 >>10124232 I could get hard, but it was like there was some kind of chemical imbalance or some shit which made it impossible to actually cum. Much like I feel when i start a new SSRI, takes a month to actually climax.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 11:10:45 2018 No.10124334 File: 111 KB, 573x820, 1461041865982.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10124245 >>10124249 It's funny how we're all kinda like this, but if we passed each other in the street we wouldn't even say hi, or be friends. Never. Weird life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 11:16:16 2018 No.10124344 Hey everyone, I drank for the first time yesterday after a three week brake. Woke up feeling nauseous with a slight headache. Doctors hate me because I know how to cure a hangover with one weird trick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 11:24:38 2018 No.10124370 File: 2 KB, 203x212, 1285725616168.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't care how much of a drunk I am, at least I'm not this insane https://youtu.be/rsfcQ1Ew9z4

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 11:30:06 2018 No.10124383 File: 1.08 MB, 761x960, wiske.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like this. It makes me feel more confident than I should be. What else would I like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 11:35:50 2018 No.10124401 >>10124370 Instead, you're married to a glass bottle

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 11:38:15 2018 No.10124410 >>10124401 Yeah well, I think I'll take dying early to a glass bottle to sitting with my junk pressed up against the Eiffel Tower in public.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 12:05:21 2018 No.10124483 >>10124410 I honestly think alcoholism would be way worse for you in the long term.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 12:22:18 2018 No.10124529 >>10124483 I guess it depends on what causes their disorder.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 12:40:31 2018 No.10124588 >>10123509 i'm typing but nothing is showing up

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 12:42:24 2018 No.10124592 >>10123602 lol do a flip faggot. Why not give up if you want to squander this gift of life you have been given. Either be weak and just fucking off yourself or make a man out yourself. Do it or don't but quit bitching about it.

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 12:45:45 2018 No.10124605

>>10123943
Nigga really?
Why the fuck would I go lie on this stupid ass forum if I didn't have a problem where I drink till I suddenly come to and have to check my body and house and wallet for damages.
Realize I have have bruised up my body, broke and trashed much of the house and somehow missing all my money.
I believe only 5-10% are LARPers and the rest use this as their only form of social media where they can be honest and be themselves without anyone really judging them.

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 12:51:34 2018 No.10124626

>>10124005
Holy fuck I have been there but not naked.
I didn't know it was common to have out of body dreamstates and then realize nothing you know is real when you sleep.
Reminds me of one of the last dream within a dreams I had.
>lay on couch and I guess fall asleep
>Wake up covered in couch pillows
>Grandmother is shaming me and berating me
>panick
>"wake up"
>still on couch
>Realize Grandma was never in the room
>Brother is now attacking the soles of my feet
>feel physical pain
>Try to fight him off but cant move correctly
>"wake up"
>Brother is not there
>Look at clock
>3 is now an ( e )
>confused
>mother in law has me on the back porch
>pissed that I threw a few liquor bottles under it
>How did she find out?
>get berated while she pries up the porch wood boards
>Wake up forreal
Scared to close my eyes after that
Every time I would close my eyes for a moment, someone I knew would be berating or torturing me.
DTs are fucking terrible.

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 13:04:16 2018 No.10124675

>get food poisoning last week
>don't have the energy to drink or smoke for 5 days straight
>finally feeling better last night so I have some beers
>couldn't even hold down 3 beers and cigarettes taste like shit now

Well I guess now's a good time to quit

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 13:04:44 2018 No.10124677 Does anyone else have issues differentiating dreams from reality? >>10124626 Oh I guess so

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 13:08:55 2018 No.10124694

i've had five beers already, it's just past 1pm. today i was supposed to replace the battery in my car so i can go back to work on wednesday, but it's cold as fuck out so i decided to give up and get drunk instead.

what's up, guys? i've also eaten over a pound of chicken nuggets and mayonnaise so far

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 13:11:18 2018 No.10124700 >>10124694 and does anyone else here piss into beer cans? as I'm drinking, I'll use the cans as receptacles for my piss

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 13:12:06 2018 No.10124702 >>10124700 There isn't a cup, bowl, jug, pan, concave ornament or houseplant in this house I haven't pissed in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 13:13:25 2018 No.10124707 >>10124700 I find it difficult with cans/bottles because i end up dripping piss everywhere. I usually just use a jug

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 13:20:01 2018 No.10124724

>>10124707
>>10124702
I have a pile of laundry by the door that I use to soak up any drops and drips that come off the cans that I use for pissing in.

When I'm drinking exceptionally, I'll just piss directly into an old bath towel and let that soak everything up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 13:25:27 2018 No.10124746 >>10124707 There's a yellow stain like 2x2ft in size on the ceiling in the room below my piss chalice

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 13:31:32 2018 No.10124768 does anyone else like to watch Intervention while they're getting wasted?

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 13:33:36 2018 No.10124779

>>10124700
>>10124702
>>10124707
>>10124724
>>10124746

What happened to your fucking toilets?
In 15 years of constant drinking and blacking out days at a time ive never pissed myself/on anything in my or anyone elses house. One thing I see people doing I will never understand...

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 13:45:37 2018 No.10124815 I'm starting to think you guys might be a little degenerate

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 13:51:39 2018 No.10124832

>>10124779
Sometimes the urge to piss comes on while the toilet is still farther away than a can or a bottle. Also, if you don't live alone, sometimes the only real option is whatever's at hand for containing piss. When I had a private bathroom connected to my bedroom, there was never any issue. Now that I live in a full-sized house with other adults who don't know I'm drinking as much and as often as I am, getting up to piss too often or at weird times isn't really an option.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 13:56:29 2018 No.10124848 >>10124779 I wake to piss like three times in the night. Like fuck am I walking all the way to the toilet (5 paces) when I've got a perfectly good casserole dish. Doing it all the time is the next logical step.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 13:58:31 2018 No.10124858 >>10124848 amen. if i don't piss in the bed, i'll end up waking up at least twice to pee. the toilet is a lot farther away than literally any other container

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 14:00:53 2018 No.10124870

>when you wake in the night absolutely deathly thirsty, chug down your entire water jug in one go, then... notice the taste...
crucial to have distinctly different piss and water containers.
although on the upside it does delay having to empty the piss jug.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 14:06:38 2018 No.10124897 >>10124870 i've slugged down a bottle full of piss before, thinking for some reason that it was water. i've done the same thing with a tupperware full of puke c'est la vie

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 14:07:07 2018 No.10124901 >>10124870 I've willingly done that before because my piss basically looked like water, and it emptied my jug

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 14:07:54 2018 No.10124904 >>10124870 My morning routine involves chugging water out of the bathroom faucet Also i don't piss in jugs

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 14:44:13 2018 No.10125069
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I slept for a little, had another nightmare, now I'm uh, I dunno, I'm hearing the music from my motherboard again. I think I had another seize fit in my sleep, I woke up and pillows were everywhere, no covers on.... Ugh

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 14:50:52 2018 No.10125112 Every day feels worse than the last and I'm goving up on myself

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 14:58:03 2018 No.10125137 drank 5% beers all day yesterday. doesnt look like ill have any serious withdrawals. disappointed in myself for not waiting til evening. all day is enough to get withdrawals .

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 15:00:27 2018 No.10125149 >>10124768 god no. that show is a buzzkiller.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 15:16:46 2018 No.10125225 >>10124904 >Also i don't piss in jugs freak

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 15:20:35 2018 No.10125240

>>10124677
It can be terrifying at times, but as long as I keep my eyes open all I see is bugs, things in the corner of my eyes and the walls shaking. But the moment I close my eyes all hell breaks loose and it is frightening most of the things I see. I refuse to close my eyes even if they dry out during wds. I see the scariest stuff within 5-15seconds of having my eyes closed.

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 15:25:35 2018 No.10125260

>>10124832
>>10124848
>>10124858

So im going to take a wild guess that youre either slightly crippled or morbidly obese then, if a short trip to the bathroom is seemingly a task youd have to prepare for?
Is the added weight part of the reason for the sheer volume you have to drink?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 15:29:28 2018 No.10125281 >>10125260 182lbs at 6ft3. My back hurts like a fucker, but only when I sit. I can lay down and stand without much of a problem. If you drink constantly and are forever too drunk/lethargic to move, a piss jug is an essential piece of kit.

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 15:33:08 2018 No.10125297

>>10125240
To add to this, I see movement out of the corners of my vision which I chalk up to bugs. I've found scorpions in my room, and woke up to stinkbugs hanging out with me. I'm ok with the fact that it doesn't happen often and I'm probably going nuts. I usually spaz out when I'm falling asleep and my mind wanders somewhere bad, and my leg kicks out and wakes me up. And then I'm shaky and my heart is racing.

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 15:43:38 2018 No.10125344
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>>10125297
When I try to sleep, I have to make myself think of fucking a girl, or anything other than the nightmares, the horrific faces, etc. brb, gunna spend 20 mins on the floor trying to sleep. Will jar myself awake and be back again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 15:46:29 2018 No.10125363 >>10123936 yikes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 15:47:31 2018 No.10125370 >>10123982 a beer or two perhaps

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 15:50:14 2018 No.10125385 File: 6 KB, 318x159, images[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ITT drama queens LARPing that hangovers are DT's

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 15:53:06 2018 No.10125398 >>10124344 kek 3 weeks is legit. gjob

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 15:54:44 2018 No.10125409 >Alcohol will kill you Bullshit https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d38_1518200263

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 15:59:22 2018 No.10125433 I love being a high functioning alcoholic. You guys shouldn't drink if you're too pussy. I love the ritual and routine of it. I love getting away with it. I love the inevitable roller-coaster of crisis and absolution.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 16:01:29 2018 No.10125441 currently drinking some shitty champagne. wyd?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 16:06:06 2018 No.10125461 >>10125433 the rollercoaster gives some meaning to an otherwise empty life

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 16:07:45 2018 No.10125468 >>10125409 nigga starts an ASMR channel, films himself eating MacDonalds and overdubs the audio with a wank-metal 80's soundtrack. I'll drink to that

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 16:10:09 2018 No.10125484 >>10125461 exactly my brother. what is life without suffering and joy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 16:16:55 2018 No.10125533 >>10125484 can't have one without the other, yup

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 16:21:24 2018 No.10125564 >>10124017 >Massive DT >resorted to "..got drunk for months" how was your hangover after this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 16:22:28 2018 No.10125572 File: 58 KB, 650x434, 1386829844298.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10125461 you're not wrong

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 16:29:56 2018 No.10125611 >>10125564 it's probably best to call it a 'comedown'. i haven't had hangovers for years. i went back into hospital, this time i wan't allowed to leave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 16:32:40 2018 No.10125620 File: 932 KB, 245x165, 1517866767156[1].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10125533 I'll drink to that

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 16:40:23 2018 No.10125658 File: 10 KB, 270x187, images[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] if I win the lotto I can't decide if I'd have a home bar................

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 16:41:39 2018 No.10125665 File: 163 KB, 735x422, IH_PacHeights_WineCellar[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10125658 or home wine cellar. either/or shit would be cash

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 16:47:42 2018 No.10125693

>>10125665
>>10125658
not me. if i was rich i'd never drink again. first plane to somewhere i could legally grow weed, portishead on repeat, i'd make a bed out of the boobies of stoner grils and i'd heal, heal, heal, then die (happy) from lung cancer aged 80.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 16:48:52 2018 No.10125697 >>10125409 You're not familiar with shoenice? Dude is a fucking hero https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWdOUaQq_Y4

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 16:49:40 2018 No.10125704

>>10125611
jesus christ.
im not an alcoholic but I have had benders lasting continuously for 9 days straight, and whenever I finally chose to end those I would get unparalleled anxiety. The mere task of actually withstanding the day or two with the anxiety is what made these benders last so long. More tempting to just drink and delay the misery

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 16:49:53 2018 No.10125706 >>10123974 link to vid

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 16:53:42 2018 No.10125717 >>10125706 Google this: How Do I Join Al Qaeda And Where Can I Download Child Porn

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 16:53:57 2018 No.10125719 >>10125697 I've seen him do it with liquor, but holy shit that was everclear

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 16:54:57 2018 No.10125722 >>10125719 Send him a bottle and he'll do it with anything. Dude's tolerance is serious

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 16:55:08 2018 No.10125724 Is it true there are alcoholics who don't smoke? If so why? Heavy drinking will kill you much younger than smoking will.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 16:56:09 2018 No.10125726 >>10125722 He throws it up after each video.

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 17:00:52 2018 No.10125741

>>10125724
I hate what it does to my lungs. Hearing the squelching of pus and shit in my lungs as I cough does not make me happy. I have to wear earplugs in hospital because of it. I do use 3 x 25mg nicotine patches daily though and vape 1oz of tobacco every 3-4 days.
>>10125726
Nah bullshit, I know it has been said of the everclear vid and i can believe that, but i could also believe that he kept it down. LA Beast almost managed it while already drunk, albeit before pissing himself and being hospitalised
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCFTDmLKInY
shoenice shows the aftermath vids. I've got a video of myself downing 70cl of vodka - dumb as shit thing to do, but it used to be something of a party trick.
it's probably not as unusual as you think. 70cl of vodka is like 28 units. A pint of beer is maybe 2.8. Ten beers is a lot? Psh.
Here's a Russian kid downing three in a row
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6wVjvZfRtI
Here's a girl downing smirnoff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7pyIq1hU6Q

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 17:10:32 2018 No.10125785 >>10125741 typical american, he had about 3 light beers to get that drunk where he is like the village idiot staggering and slurring his speech and unable to even stand up straight. No wonder he went to the emergency room.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 17:17:01 2018 No.10125816 whats the matter guise. fell asleep?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 17:23:38 2018 No.10125842 >>10125816 everyone got cured while you were getting a refill

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 17:26:00 2018 No.10125855 >>10123484 This. The day I realized I was an alcoholic is when I went to go visit my sister where Liquor stores close at 9 and drank the two cooking bottles of wine. Unironically a key tell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 17:26:02 2018 No.10125856 >tfw 1 day sober after 5 months

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 17:28:00 2018 No.10125863 Dubs below me tells me what to drink.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 17:29:54 2018 No.10125869 >>10125863 If >>10125869 you sober up

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 17:32:46 2018 No.10125874 lol normies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M01UI9CMpuU

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 17:33:32 2018 No.10125877 who /scared of a stroke/ after a binge here? that fucking blood pressure and heart rate, wew

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 17:34:19 2018 No.10125882 >>10125877 Scared of everything, bruh. The fear isn't your friend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 17:34:53 2018 No.10125885 >>10125863 piss

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 17:36:59 2018 No.10125892 >>10125874 >these are grown men embarrassing. only shoenice is /ourguy/

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 17:42:06 2018 No.10125914 >>10125863 another man's cum

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 17:44:56 2018 No.10125932

>>10125892
I'd love shoenice to become one of us.
I just tried to take a few screenshots of a vid of me downing 70cl, but it came out at like 10mb. here's a preview for ants.
>Error: Maximum file size allowed is 4 MB
Ok, apparently still not.
I'd love shoenice to become al/ck/, he'd fit right in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 17:47:14 2018 No.10125945 >>10125874 I'd rather take 5 shots of spirits than 5 beers - is this a sign i'm past the point of no return?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 17:48:11 2018 No.10125951 >>10125932 I sort of like him but I sort of dislike making a funny freakshow out of desperately drinking yourself to death. It's an ambivalent sort of feel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 17:49:13 2018 No.10125954 >>10125945 I'd rather take 5 shots than 5 glasses of (carbonated) water. It's the volume and the gas that makes it hard, not the alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 18:04:11 2018 No.10126009 >>10125863 Motor oil.

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 18:08:38 2018 No.10126029

>>10125954
>>10125945

I would rather drink 1000 beers than take a single shot of hard liquor. I fucking love beer but cannot stand any of the other shit around. i don't even keep any in the house just in case i get desperate after finishing the carton of beer and want more. It's fucking horrible shit especially cognac, whiskey etc. That hennessey is honestly the most disgusting shit i have ever drank and i have been drinking hard for ..... 16 years.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 18:11:12 2018 No.10126036 >>10123927 Same. I always hold off my last meal until after I'm sloshed. Yet, I still managed to gain 100 lbs in 5 years. FUCK 1L of Whiskey + Copious amounts of junkfood really did a number

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 18:16:53 2018 No.10126060 >>10124675 Do it anon. Fucking quit. DO IT BROTHER! YOU CAN DO IT

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 18:20:49 2018 No.10126072 >>10125877 sucks hard

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 18:22:24 2018 No.10126082

sorry guys but i refuse to have a youtube account, but one of my fave grils in the universe just posted this vid and it requires me to sign in for age verification, so i'm embedding it here, because that does not.
by way of apology, i will allow each of you to look at my future wife, but please be respectful. NO touching yourselves on the genitals and no imagining what it'd be like if she shoved her tongue up your ass.
ok. sorry. here. also alcohol etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToFjQ-rjiBw

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 18:24:32 2018 No.10126093 >>10126082 you can keep her

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 18:24:36 2018 No.10126094 >>10126082 this crap is ultra cringe

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 18:27:04 2018 No.10126104 I'M BORED has this board just become a recovery room, or are there any beginners left? Those of us that just want a fun time in this shitty life of ours? I like to drink and watch movies by myself, that's an acceptable time, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 18:30:14 2018 No.10126122 File: 168 KB, 900x1200, jk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10126093 I fucking wish.

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 18:30:50 2018 No.10126125

>>10126104

i still do that long after all my mates grew up with families and kids and jobs. No one will come out and play with me until 3am at the bar anymore. I am only 31... this is why you get a girlfriend though until she realizes this isn't a joke and asks you to stop drinking so you get a new girlfriend and complete the 3 monthly cycle of having a sperm depository who will accompany you for drinks.

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 18:32:56 2018 No.10126130

>>10126094
I've had a crush on this gril for fucking forever. I could have posted it elsewhere to get past the blox, but I'm too drunk to not be here. Besides, she is perfect, you should consider yourselves lucky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kZRQbZOHzQ
...if you don't 'get' ASMR you'll likely hate her. Or, yaknow, if you're EXTREMELY homosexual.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 18:35:29 2018 No.10126142 >>10126125 i still dont really get why everyone has to start a family. that's one of the last things ive ever wanted

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 18:36:43 2018 No.10126147 >>10126130 she has fuckin dry mouth. ASMR girls with dry mouth create an awful noise

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 18:38:27 2018 No.10126154

>>10126142
Children is probably the only thing that could get me to stop drinking. Raising children is probably one of the only things left that I could enjoy
That being said, al/ck/s with children have to be the worst fucking pricks in existence. That isn't acceptable

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 18:39:48 2018 No.10126162

>>10126104
beginners? since when has this ever been a thing? i'm of the opinion that 4chan generally is a pain in the ass and is near-saturated with children, but these threads are some kind of beautiful anomaly. 4chan's shithole culture of traps and shit-eaters has somehow spawned something of a diamond in the rough, wherein people legit are void of that shit and nice to eachother bar a few misled wannabes, and together we strive to find the solution whereby we conquer our addiction, a method which has eluded mankind for it's entirety. we're a unique bunch, so who's to say that eventually we won't come up with a unique solution, or at least provide a unique perspective on alcoholism? in the meantime i for one will contine to fap over ally/asmrrequests while attempting to do so.

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 18:46:11 2018 No.10126194
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>>10126162
that might have sounded more persuasive if i hadn't spent my afternoon gobbling benzos like smarties and downing vodka. still, there are fragments of sincerity and of substance hidden betwixt the drunken maundering, i'm sure of it. Here's another 4ants of her for good measure.

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 18:47:34 2018 No.10126202

>>10126162
kekkarot
I meant why do you all seek the cure to alcoholism?
Surely, like me, you just drink to forgot all the shit going on in your life. I like to drink more alcohol than I can handle, enjoy the night, forgot the rest, and continue on as long as possible.
By beginner I meant somebody that hasn't encountered any crippling pain yet; so far as far as I'm concerned, alcohol is just an escape, recovery be damned

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 18:53:27 2018 No.10126226 >>10126104 That's how I started. I'd say just stop man. Find something else to do. Seriously. It's a waste of time and money. It could also get much worse. t. Liver failing /tv/ poster

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 18:57:40 2018 No.10126246 File: 566 KB, 600x865, 1513908991069.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10126082 This kinda shit really unsettles me for some reason. Also do you watch these to pretend you have a gf?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 18:59:24 2018 No.10126255 >>10123484 >>i fucking hate wine more than i hate being touched by anyone made me laugh on the spectrum lad?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 19:00:01 2018 No.10126257 >>10123432 Any of you fellers take topiramate aka topamax? My doctor is starting me on it but I can't pick it up till tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 19:00:43 2018 No.10126262 >>10126082 She's fat and white and not funny faggot

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 19:06:04 2018 No.10126289

>>10126104
Why not just watch movies without getting drunk? I used to do what you do. Eventually something inside me died and every time I drink now I just sit around browing 4chan until I can pass out. My advice to you is just stop. It's better to be able to have a good time without drinking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 19:07:39 2018 No.10126297 >>10126246 There are other mental disorders besides addiction here anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 19:35:26 2018 No.10126428 5 to 2am inventory shift...at least ill be too busy to even think about drinking and everything will be closed after. Watch the shake kick in halfway through..thatd be fucking dandy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:05:38 2018 No.10126574 Going to get drunk on 11% beer and whiskey tonight to pass out so I am not wasting waking hours on being ignored in text threads

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:07:15 2018 No.10126582 >>10126574 k have fun

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:08:15 2018 No.10126588 >>10126082 There are other boards on 4chan, you know. This would have been vaguely appropriate for some of them.

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:17:06 2018 No.10126639

ive been awake over 24 hours, killed a bottle of rum, wine, and some beer. I'm sobering up a bit now, Im finally ready to admit im an alcoholic without it being a joke. That im not a smartass-- just an ass. That im a fool, and that im weak. But Im also ready to quit, to get strong, and change. Anons im scared, I dont know where to start

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:19:43 2018 No.10126655 >>10123631 Probably because these threads have people with legit problems, vs /r9k/'s threads about imagined problems or problems that would be solved if OP would stop being a whiny faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:20:42 2018 No.10126659 >>10126639 sleep while you still can, then taper down on beer until you don't need a drink any longer

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:22:32 2018 No.10126668

>>10123432
I'm scared to sober up. I feel my next 2 week stay at the hospital is coming up soon. At least they put me on morphine while my body is shutting down.

I quit my job on Friday after being told to deceive customers and working for a Chinese Jew. I was great at my job. now it's sun morning and 11.5 bottles of wine down. I started to sober up earlier and got the shakes so bad I had to open another bottle. I wish this shit was illegal. :/

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:23:31 2018 No.10126673

>>10126639
Hey buddy I'm here for you. I'm getting drunk again. I stopped drinking for over three weeks and then yesterday I bought a couple of bottles of wine and some tall boys.

I'm drinking beer now and I plan to not drink again tomorrow. I started drinking on the weekend, which is very bad because when I do I don't stop until it's time to go back to work. The next break I plan to take will be even longer. Drinking sucks and I felt great for the three weeks I didn't drink. I felt like I got genuine rest on the weekends and I became more articulate and more productive at work. Basically, I want to tell you that it's worth quitting. You can do so much more when you're sober. Sure, you feel bored or stressed sometimes, but poisoning yourself even time that happens isn't worth it and it won't solve anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:23:57 2018 No.10126675 >>10126659 i dont think im even physically addicted- i drink once a week, i wasnt even going to drink last night but instead i made two liquor runs

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:24:10 2018 No.10126678 >>10125863 Bleach

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:25:16 2018 No.10126683 >>10126675 Oh I see. Then just go cold turkey and see what happens I guess? It's all about discipline and changing your habits/addressing why you drink.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:27:00 2018 No.10126695 >>10126668 you have my condolences. alcohol is no friend of ours.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:27:01 2018 No.10126696 >>10126668 What I found helped me was replacing beer (my main drink) with carbonated water. I think I partly craved the fizzy feeling and now I don't crave a beer at all... I just have fizzy water with some lime juice added in for flavor

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:27:22 2018 No.10126700 >>10126678 Roll for this. (Jk) rolling for water. - thank me later.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:27:56 2018 No.10126705 >>10126673 Thank you anon, im sad to hear you fell but i hope you can pick yourself up again >>10126683 Thank you anon, i guess thats my only chance, i hope i can do it, thank you

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:28:02 2018 No.10126706 >>10126696 meant for >>10126639

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:31:41 2018 No.10126721

>>10126695
Thanks anon. I feel like I should cry I am just too dehydrated to do it I think.
>>10126696
I've just been on wine for the last few years bc cheap and easy to get hammered.

If I can't quit soon my wife will leave me and I totally don't blame her if/when she does.
I'm never violent. Never. I'm a happy drunk, but why can't I be a happy and healthy alcohol free individual? I just wish I could reset my brain.

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:33:16 2018 No.10126730

In my upper right stomach, straight way fromthe right nippe to when the rips end i have a weird pain.

Is this the gallbladder from eating so much fat and being alcoholic or is it my liver? Either way i don't really care, i healed my body of morbus hodgkin once, i can beat liver disease too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:35:08 2018 No.10126743 >>10126721 Think about it anon. It's gonna be hard as fuck to give up alcohol but you have a person in your life who cares about you more than alcohol ever will. You don't want to lose that.

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:36:52 2018 No.10126756

I only got DRUNK (vey) once. I felt like a friendship with everybody, I was kicked from the disco I went to (my """"friend"""" that was there made no company, but stayed although the party was shit). I started talkign to everybody in the street for long, saying honest but irrelevant things to some uni dudes and girls that were in the street (at 3 am), gave them hugs (no homo), same as some passing by tourists, people I crossed in the street, etc. Even some niggers (wich i hate) that went donw the same road i was walking home were saying that going with them was inciting them to robb me to robb me but they didnt since i LARPed as i was poor and told them thay wouldnt do it and nothing was gonna happend (smiling, like saying them to chill not making a bet with them). Some guys i crossed in a bus stop told me i shouldnt be walking alone in the streets at 3am and shouldnt be talking with strangers, and i told them nothing is gonna happen because they were good guys LOL

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:37:14 2018 No.10126760 >>10126743 You speak the absolute truth. Now I'm unemployed I'm going to hit up AA. Can't hurt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:39:42 2018 No.10126771 >>10126760 Good luck and don't give in to those cravings

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:45:08 2018 No.10126801 File: 3.83 MB, 4032x3024, alcyy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10126756

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:45:11 2018 No.10126802 2nd day of my taper, friends. Just made a nice cup of irish coffee with 1/2 a shot. Let's hope I see it through this time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:45:45 2018 No.10126803 how to get sober in a month without WD >day one: take just what you need to stay out of WD. Weight before drinking >day 2: remove 5ml >day 3: remove 5ml more et cetera

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:46:13 2018 No.10126806

>>10126771
Thank you anon. The detox is going to be terrible but I have to get through this, not for me but for my wife and adorable son.

He's only 7 months and I've only deposited $1100 into his bank account so far. At that rate I can't even pay for his Uni. I don't want him to miss out on a Uni education like I did, bc my father (mum left when I was 3) step-father who hated me, step brother and older were/are all massive alcoholics too. Father died young. Step-father not long after. All bc alcohol killed them, and here I am, a massive alcoholic.
I don't deserve sympathy. I deserve a bullet between the eyes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:46:52 2018 No.10126810 >>10126801 wtf is this

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:47:26 2018 No.10126814 >>10126810 that's simpsonbro. May he rest in peace

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:52:37 2018 No.10126838

>>10126806
Shit dude. Listen: when you're a single alcoholic, it's your problem. When you have a kid, it's your duty to clean up your act. You know, you're very lucky there's even a woman who wants to be with you despite your failings. I'm afraid it isn't going to last unless you do what it takes to get your act together. I wish I was as lucky as you. Why would you even want to drink so much if you have a kid and a wife?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:53:14 2018 No.10126843 >>10126814 quick rundown?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:54:18 2018 No.10126845 >>10126814 looks like my dad the boomer, except he has hair kek

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 20:56:15 2018 No.10126853

>>10126843
alcy who got out of hospital after pic related and now is probably dead because he hasn't posted in months
>>10126845
simpsonbro was in his early 30s I think. Whatever age he was, he looked about 40 years older than he actually was. Don't become and alcy kids.

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 21:14:42 2018 No.10126928
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>drink most of a handle in 8 hours
>pass out
>wake up 16 hours later with the worst headache in 10 years
>nausea
>only salvation is buying an oxycodone
>still kind of want to go again
I finally understand. Time to give it up for a while. If only I could give it up forever.

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 21:16:50 2018 No.10126941
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>drinking jameson's for the first time in months
>in fact this is the first time drinking at all since november
>feeling amazing
>mom/gf/sister texting me shit about drinking
>just text them back 'fuck off'
>no response yet
Did I fuck up?

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 21:17:35 2018 No.10126946

>>10126838
It was always to forget the past then it became to make present preferable then it became a full blown addiction.

Ive already told my wife today that I'm going to AA on Monday so it's locked in.
I told her I don't deserve her today. She knows it but her kindness she disagreed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 21:18:26 2018 No.10126950 >>10125869 how u did that

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 21:21:13 2018 No.10126966

Got blackout drunk and was wondering around for hours. Got in at like 7am, I got lost whilst I was wondering around. All this happened because I bumped into some old school friends. Obviously they're doing well. They were dressed really smartly, I think they're doing well and I was dressed like a thug in my work gear (I work in construction).

I was in the top classes with them, and look how I managed to fuck it all up. Doesn't help that I was wondering round like a creepy asshole for hours and hours.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 21:24:00 2018 No.10126977 had my first and probably only beer of the day t help mild withdrawals. hope you all are maintaining ok tonight

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 21:25:58 2018 No.10126982
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>>10126966
Don't feel so bad man. I thought I was doing bad as an electrician but I am making $1200/week and the guys I know who work as office guys get $800/week or so. Made me feel so better compared to them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 21:28:21 2018 No.10126992 >>10126928 yeah... ideally you skip at least one day between getting drunk. if you can do that you wont end up with serious withdrawals. and can function, more or less. good luck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 21:29:22 2018 No.10126997 >>10126941 most definitely you fucked up. they just care about you. tell them sorry for saying fuck off and explain youre just drunk and still loev them

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 21:31:56 2018 No.10127006 >>10126853 if he is dead i hope he went easy as possible. guy like that had no hope of getting good. rip.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 21:32:48 2018 No.10127009 >>10126802 stay strong and do your very best to not get drunk two days in a row. hold it at bay.

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 21:34:07 2018 No.10127013
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>>10126997
Thanks. About to text them back. It's just that I get into fights while drinking hard shit. Last guy I got into a fight with he busted my head with a whiskey bottle and I gave him a concussion. Fucking sandniggers they are a really despicable bunch of assholes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 21:35:50 2018 No.10127024 File: 645 KB, 830x1262, meh.ro12220.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10126700 >>>10126678 >Roll for this. >(Jk) rolling for water. - thank me later. OH. Thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 21:36:14 2018 No.10127026 I just made myself a whisky highball. I put a bit too much lemon juice though. So it tasted really sour. So I had to add more soda water and alcky

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 21:36:51 2018 No.10127028 File: 762 KB, 1650x2292, 1512853838171.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10125863 Bailey's

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 21:38:12 2018 No.10127038

>>10126982
That's what I'm trying to get into. I still can't help but feel like I let myself down. If I could go back I would have studied to become a doctor. I like construction work because it suits me, but it's a shame it doesn't engage me. I could have been so much more than this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 21:40:36 2018 No.10127049 >>10127013 hard stuff leads to that sort of thing. as i got into my 30s i stopped the hard stuff and mostly drink beer now, occasionally wine. its just easier in many ways.

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 21:47:18 2018 No.10127072
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>>10127038
Then brag about how much you make. Tell them that 'you are sent to kill the fucking boogeyman'.

You are a fucking amazing person by doing construction because this job requires intense hard work and strength. Just watch John Wick's first 30 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 21:48:44 2018 No.10127082 File: 62 KB, 479x428, 1515545798278.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10123432 Drinking That's all

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 21:50:55 2018 No.10127099 File: 136 KB, 634x695, 1482339183925.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10127082 I miss my wife. That's all. Divorce is over in March. Just a pro tip: don't get married until you're 35.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 21:52:39 2018 No.10127102 >>10127099 I'm sorry. I know what it's like to miss someone. I'm here for you

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 22:00:55 2018 No.10127155
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>>10127102
Thank you. Just saying she was an amazing woman who did anything for me until she told me she hated, note: HATED my family until she said "Me or them". Of course I said 'them'. Might have been a bad choice but I'd literally die for them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 22:01:30 2018 No.10127159 File: 1.22 MB, 3024x4032, Whistle Pig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] good evening /ck/

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 22:02:29 2018 No.10127166 >>10127155 Family comes before everything. I know that hurts, but a good woman would respect your family.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 22:05:17 2018 No.10127178 >>10127159 hi. might want to run an anti-virus program

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 22:07:15 2018 No.10127187 File: 152 KB, 1200x675, 1503795432673.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10127159 Good night, mang. Feeling okay while drinking some hard shit. Feeling fucking amazing tonight. Which bar?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 22:12:26 2018 No.10127212 File: 208 KB, 1080x720, shamfurdispray.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10127159 >>10127159 h-hey

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 22:12:38 2018 No.10127213

I like to do some autistic shit while on my way to buying beer. I usually like to warm up my voice by reciting the "sucking dick ain't just for the gays" pasta and singing Russian songs in my car.
Didn't know why people were giving me a weird look until I realized my rear windows were down.
Good thing most people don't speak English nor Russian in my country so I just looked like a normal sperg.

A little bit of cringe makes life interesting

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 22:15:59 2018 No.10127233 >>10127212 chug it

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 22:17:18 2018 No.10127238 >>10127233 already about half-way through it and I just got it some couple hours ago. My tolerance is stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 22:31:43 2018 No.10127285 >>10127159 >whiskey Real men drink rum or gin.

chop Sat Feb 10 22:34:24 2018 No.10127293

>>10127212
Fucking hell, man. You look so young.
You can still save yourself. Talk to your doctor and let him help you. It's his job and he's seen it a million times before. He doesn't judge.
You don't want to do this for the next twenty years and then die one of the most slow and painful deaths possible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 22:34:52 2018 No.10127298 >>10127285 >rum Sugar is for girls, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 22:35:59 2018 No.10127304 >>10127285 >>10127298 I'm drinking vodka because it goes with anything

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 22:36:29 2018 No.10127307 Did the gnomes finally get to gnomebro?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 22:38:13 2018 No.10127316 >>10127293 I'm 23. I've already gone through this.I may have genetics on my side. However, I ruin it with alcohol. Nothing is interesting. I feel nothing when I am awake. I'm on numerous medications. It doesn't help. Alcohol helps me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 22:40:00 2018 No.10127327 >>10127159 What game is that? Looks familiar and my mind is saying 'Fez' but I think it's that rouge-lite game where you fight big bosses?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 22:40:55 2018 No.10127333 >>10125717 What is this??

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 22:41:21 2018 No.10127336 >>10127298 >burger lies The royal navy conquered the world on rum. >>10127304 Rotten potato juice does go with everything, but you don't drink it neat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 22:43:19 2018 No.10127348 >>10127333 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgtxdMSCjZk

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 22:46:19 2018 No.10127362 >>10127336 and now britain is a shitty little island getting run over by pakis a lot of good that rum did you

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 22:48:49 2018 No.10127369 >>10127336 The royal family is cucked and coalburned.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 22:50:49 2018 No.10127379 >>10127336 You know what they say about sailors.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 22:54:09 2018 No.10127394 >>10125717 allah akbar

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 22:55:13 2018 No.10127400 >>10125863 Gasoline

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 22:56:07 2018 No.10127403
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Finished my quart of Jameson's. Not wasted like I was in November but I am feeling it. Wife is sending me texts that I ain't liking. Gonna tell her the divorce is on March. Family comes first, and she needs to know that. I am feeling better, and I am a better person because of this. Hope she understands but I'll miss laying my head on her lap and kissing her belly. She was insanely cute yet she hated my family to the point where she would hit my brother and sisters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 23:00:27 2018 No.10127425 >>10127403 Sheesh. Your spouse doesn't have to like your family, man. Just keep them apart.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 23:01:09 2018 No.10127431 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjlm3YWxqAk i bet he posts here

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 23:08:21 2018 No.10127473
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>>10127425
It's just that I am not growing out of this. I am standing up for myself. She is trying to control me, but I am turning this situation around. I am not making this around my life, it is coming to pass. I'd literally die for her, but she isn't carrying my kids or anything like that. God I love her, yet she didn't give me shit when I was literally dying. It was my dream, my goal. My wife was an amazing person in my life yet she wasn't helping me have a better life for my son/daughter. I just need to produce what's best for me and my family. God I love them so much. Sorry for spilling out so much but my family is so much to me. Like I said, I'd literally die for them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 23:09:34 2018 No.10127476 >>10127473 PS I am fucking drunk right now so I am saying what I want/need right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 23:11:13 2018 No.10127486 >>10127425 >doesn't have to like them >literally assaults them bit different

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 23:17:39 2018 No.10127508 >>10127431 He's right. I never half-ass anything. Right now is just that I'm full-assing my self-destruction

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 23:28:00 2018 No.10127551 >>10127307 can someone give me a quick rundown on gnomebro. Im a new (recovering?) al/ck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 23:30:34 2018 No.10127561 >>10127403 nice milkers

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 23:30:45 2018 No.10127563 >>10127551 thought gnomes were after him. Caught a squirrel and entrapped him, named him abe. Think it escaped. Always posted about how the gnomes are gonna get him.

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 23:45:18 2018 No.10127625

>>10126806
Dude you are going to fucking do it. Hell yes. "Only" $1100 to your 7 month old son? That's awesome man. By the time he's 18 you'll be able to buy a yacht for him. Sounds like you're already on the path to scale back the boozing too. Keep going man you're living the dream.

Anonymous Sat Feb 10 23:53:44 2018 No.10127657

>>10127316
Why do you drink?

For me, it's the boredom. I've had women, but only when they throw themselves on me. I've tossed out so many relationships cause I'd rather drink than go on dates. The weird thing is, when I'm drinking I think about women, when Im with women I think of drinking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 00:00:13 2018 No.10127686 getting a straw for my drinking nights was the best fucking idea ever

Anonymous Sun Feb 11 00:01:16 2018 No.10127693

>>10127657
>when I'm drinking I think about women, when Im with women I think of drinking.
I feel ya. Dated an al/ck/ chick for a while thinking it would be fun. It was for a while, but then it was like I was dating a boobier version of myself which sucked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 00:05:03 2018 No.10127719 what do you all think 'bout bukowski? i only read his stuff when I'm drinking, I would say it's actually pretty boring but I enjoy it for some reason

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 00:07:50 2018 No.10127730 >>10127719 he has a funny quote about the reason most people have kids is because theres just nothing else to do. pretty spot on.

chop Sun Feb 11 00:13:34 2018 No.10127760

>>10127719
Yeah, he's overrated but drinkers tend to like him because he's relatable.
Not a fan myself. More of a Hemingway guy for that kind of mood.

Of course, if you want to feel like absolute shit while reading about alcoholism it's hard to beat "Brideshead Revisited" and, personal favourite, "Under the Volcano"

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 00:16:49 2018 No.10127775 File: 357 KB, 500x543, 1494190870114.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am coming back, and I am going to be better because of it. Just saying it, I know it will happen. I am getting a job near where I live and I know it.

Anonymous Sun Feb 11 00:17:55 2018 No.10127782

>>10127693
Fuck. I've recently only dated women who were puritanical i.e. we'd have 2 drinks each max. Went to school in the southern US and had good time boozing hard with women there but they're all married or 2000 miles away and sober now. Fucking sucks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 00:50:50 2018 No.10127912 I"m drunk and listenining to romanian little girls singing. I'm attracted to children. How do I fix this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 00:52:32 2018 No.10127922 >>10127912 get an escort. how young are we talking about?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 00:52:41 2018 No.10127923 File: 160 KB, 722x1280, 1516070614635.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10127912 Exhentai. Great fap material and you won't try to rape children. Unless you're into 3DPD.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 00:55:45 2018 No.10127934 >>10127922 WAy too young for that. >>10127923 Good idea. Thanks. How do I do that again?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 00:58:29 2018 No.10127946 File: 498 KB, 2200x2200, 1512836406033.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10127934 Literally google "how to get past sad panda" newfag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 01:07:58 2018 No.10127987 >>10127403 who's this thot btw?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 01:10:18 2018 No.10127997 File: 652 KB, 960x638, 1510161290565.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10127987 Don't know. Just grabbed something from /v/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 01:21:22 2018 No.10128032 >>10127563 > /x/ goes through WDs

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 01:48:14 2018 No.10128115 File: 50 KB, 650x400, 1504866328353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are you lot doing tonight? I'm playing bloodborne while wasted. It's actually going aight

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 01:54:31 2018 No.10128135 File: 775 KB, 245x300, 1499333852758.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10128115 I'm not a drunk like the rest of this thread but I am playing Dota 2 while listening to motivational speeches. Whiskey has been a great tool for me today.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 01:55:58 2018 No.10128140 >>10123432 >tfw trying to get /alc/ but the only thing left in your house is shitty domestic beer. >tfw you are about done with the 12 rack (and some tequila) and not even close to sleepable levels of drunk. please please please kill me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 01:56:56 2018 No.10128143 File: 15 KB, 312x247, 1284886820172.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"So, anon, thanks for taking the time for this interview today. What are your hobbies?" >"I shitpost drunk on a mongolian basket weaving forum, daily".

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 01:57:55 2018 No.10128147 these withdrawals are horrid i should probably seek medical attention but fuck it

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 02:00:56 2018 No.10128161 File: 122 KB, 1000x1000, meirl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10123432 >tfw going to the range is favorite hobby >tfw go to favorite range with closest range buddies today >tfw shakes so bad I can barely load a mag without dropping shit

>>	chop Sun Feb 11 02:04:58 2018 No.10128182 >>10128147 Do you know that alcohol withdrawals can kill you? I obviously don't know how bad yours are but please keep it in mind and try to stay safe, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 02:06:59 2018 No.10128190 >>10128143 >The boss' face when hes also anon

Anonymous Sun Feb 11 02:09:46 2018 No.10128197

>>10123432
>At best friends apartment
>everyone asleep
>laying on couch, spot liquor shelf
>take huge but calculated gulp from every bottle I find to make them look even
>hope they dont notice
>finish my beer
>finish any unfinished beer I find
>leave early next day
I fucking hate what I've become

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 02:09:53 2018 No.10128198 Went to a party tonight. I had 10 beers and 2 shots of whiskey. I feel literally nothing. Wish i had a breathalyzer. Wtf is wrong with my body.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 02:12:23 2018 No.10128210 >>10128182 well aware i hope they do so i dont have to do it myself

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 02:15:43 2018 No.10128216 >>10127213 true words breh. if people could only hear how autistic i sound when alone in the car

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 02:16:37 2018 No.10128219 https://youtu.be/GDh2IgVJ74M I died a sudden death I made an awful mess I didn't stand a chance

>>	chop Sun Feb 11 02:17:24 2018 No.10128223 >>10128210 Well, you're presumably an adult so I think that's your decision. As long as you know the risks. I hope things work out for you, man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 02:25:34 2018 No.10128244 >>10128135 You are phenomenal, m8

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 03:18:20 2018 No.10128392 File: 168 KB, 755x500, 1517971961747.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is alcoholism running in a family an actual thing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 03:19:39 2018 No.10128394 >>10128392 Addiction has a genetic component, yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 03:39:08 2018 No.10128472 >>10128392 absolutely

Anonymous Sun Feb 11 04:25:01 2018 No.10128623
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>tfw made a lot of grave mistakes this week, more than usual
>tons of cringe moments

Here's a pic of my doggo as an offering to the gods to hope all those people don't remember the dumb shit I've said this week

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 04:26:04 2018 No.10128626 >>10128623 He's beautiful. You are too. Just keep trying dude

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 04:26:22 2018 No.10128627 >>10128623 Define your cringe anon. Were all fuckups here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 04:26:57 2018 No.10128628 >>10128140 I know this feel lad

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 04:31:08 2018 No.10128644 File: 132 KB, 1280x720, billy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10128115 >>10128135 I got too drunk and I could not defeat Paarl. Paarl is a cunt

Anonymous Sun Feb 11 04:45:47 2018 No.10128696

>>10128627
Blatantly hitting on my married cousin, Drinking at 8am in front of my neighbor slurring every 3rd world while I shovel snow, making a loud joke about rape in a crowded Coney Island and got multiple dirty looks, drinking vodka straight from the bottle at dawn during a work week while half of my family looked at me with great concern, overheard sister in law say she's really concerned about me but afraid to bring it up to me because she thinks I won't talk to her anymore, blacked out and pissed my brother's couch and his girlfriend found me naked and covered in piss on their couch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 04:47:58 2018 No.10128708 >>10128626 I'm not beautiful familam. I'm actually uglier than sin and a huge burden on everyone around me

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 04:48:01 2018 No.10128709 >>10128696 So you didn't try to fuck your brother's girlfriend when she found you naked? Sounds like you've got everything under control to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 04:51:02 2018 No.10128721 >>10128709 I was barely conscious, She's not very attractive anyway. I just remember her saying oh my God very loudly then calling my brother to drag me into the shower and clean up the piss

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 04:52:43 2018 No.10128729 >>10128708 You're not Zen enough yet, dude. It's all beautiful. Even your ugliness.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 04:54:47 2018 No.10128735 >>10128729 How do I become zen enough when I hate myself so much. Genuine question

Anonymous Sun Feb 11 04:59:01 2018 No.10128747

>>10128735
In circumstances such as yours (and mine), the easiest start is by dissociating from your surroundings. You can move from there to not caring about anything, and from there to understanding everything being as good as anything else, and eventually you will notice the complexity within this sameness and come to appreciate it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 05:00:11 2018 No.10128750 >>10128735 Dive deeper inside. Realize it is all nothing. Then the pure everyday phenomena of existence becomes a miracle. You don't have to hate yourself. You only have to be.

Anonymous Sun Feb 11 05:29:02 2018 No.10128892

>>10127912
watch the movie 'are all men pedophiles'? then look at how many tens, if not hundreds of millions of views, 'seven super girls' get on youtube.
as soon as you realise everyone is fighting the same damn urge, it loses its taboo, and the nagging attraction dissipates. so i'm told.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 05:42:00 2018 No.10128940 >>10124238 hahahahah

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 05:44:41 2018 No.10128952 File: 126 KB, 245x274, 1514506196198.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10128892 >so i'm told.

Anonymous Sun Feb 11 06:01:39 2018 No.10129012

>>10123432
Several weeks dry. Relapses are much further apart. Feels good. Someone wrote "I didn't decide to quit drinking, I stopped feeling like I wanted a drink" and that's where I'm at. Am trying to rebuild a life on the ruins of a life of alcoholism. Got good realistic goals. Outlook on life has improved. Never give up - keep on fighting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 06:11:23 2018 No.10129044 >>10124238 did you died?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 06:11:31 2018 No.10129045 >>10129012 wish i was there unfortuantely im about 12 hours dry constantly worry about seizures

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 06:12:07 2018 No.10129050 >>10124779 When I drank I pissed in bottles and pretty much anything which would hold it because it's obvious you're drinking to anyone else in the house if you're leaving every 20 minutes

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 06:20:07 2018 No.10129064 >>10124779 Blacking out days at a time, my ass. You don't know what the fuck you're doing in blackout periods, lose your sense of direction, and can easily mistake the bathroom door for the toilet even if it's your own home.

Anonymous Sun Feb 11 06:22:20 2018 No.10129067

>>10129045
I recently discovered what the fear was. Even when I know im in it, I still cannot for the life of me convince myself im not going to fucking die.
Its like being in two different worlds and not being able to understand the one from the others point of view.
When im 100% fine I cant grasp how I cant cope with it when it happens...
When im in the thralls of an episode I cant emagine anything other than "This is forever and im going to die".

Also, trying to describe that feeling to ANYONE else I know is impossible. Before I found out what I was dealing with I thought I was losing my mind...
Our minds are our worst enemies and alcohol is its best friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 06:24:16 2018 No.10129072 >>10129067 i've only been conscious for seizures once every time it felt like i would wake up on the floor(i was trying to sleep at the time) but nope, wake up right where i started

Anonymous Sun Feb 11 06:26:24 2018 No.10129077

>>10129064
Im sure thats possible and you can relate if you're borderline retarded before you even start drinking.
Seriously, man...ive done some dumb shit but I can tank an absurd amount of liquor for days on end, ruined myself in other ways, but still manage to not piss everywhere like a loose hose.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 06:34:04 2018 No.10129093 >>10129077 The same guy 17 hours later? What are you doing with your life?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 06:34:04 2018 No.10129094 >>10126756 >>10126756 You 15?

Anonymous Sun Feb 11 06:37:53 2018 No.10129103

>>10129064

Beg to differ. Ive blacked out whole days and was QUITE active and apparently fine to everyone else. I just called it time travel drunk. Perhaps its related to some other neurological issue im yet unaware of but I can drink all night with people...never stumble, puke, or even slur my words...and yet remember absolutely nothing the next day and wake up fine.
Which sucks worse, because then they'll bring up plans we made and people I met that I dont remember, and they'll say "You werent even drunk though?"
>jokes on you nigga I was...im undercover fucked up
Thank god my booze brain apparently has a failsafe that has NEVER let me drive. Thank fuck....at least my Dr. Jekyl has some common sense.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 06:42:55 2018 No.10129115 >>10129093 Anon I dont think this is the place for you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 06:48:46 2018 No.10129125 >>10129093 Working. Staying straight. And checking in with my fellow fuckups for support. If pissing your pants is cool, then i'll call you Miles Davis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 06:49:17 2018 No.10129129 >>10129115 Sorry. I forgot this was where people come to boast about their bladder control while remaining conscious for over half a day. Where's the incontinence forum?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 06:50:42 2018 No.10129131 >>10129129 Yep definitely not the place for you

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 07:03:33 2018 No.10129164 File: 160 KB, 478x268, YjqissZ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10129129

Anonymous Sun Feb 11 07:10:37 2018 No.10129181

>>10129129

You have that passive aggressive reddit shit going on. I hate that shit.
Some friend of mine went hard on reddit years ago and now he prefaces any argument with "Im sorry"/"Oh my bad i didnt know"/"Jeeze I guess im just wrong but.." IN FUCKING REAL LIFE.

Go away outlander.

Anonymous Sun Feb 11 07:32:06 2018 No.10129225
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>drunkenly call two middle school friends and embarrass myself
>yell racial epithets while talking to them, my AA neighbors probably heard
>later puke all over myself while watching teen actress social media videos

Some Pretty low moments last night

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 07:34:11 2018 No.10129232 >>10129225 You have friends in middle school...?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 07:57:49 2018 No.10129295 Fuck i just want to choke on my vomit and end this charade already.

Anonymous Sun Feb 11 08:15:56 2018 No.10129341

>>10126639
I'm only on Day 6, but I've had so many stops, starts and failures. What finally worked for me was three-fold:

1. Confronting "fun" things that I normally associate with alcohol while completely sober. e.g. I went to a strip club sober, watched a movie sober.

2. Confronting "unfun" things that I normally associate with alcohol while being completely sober e.g. Realizing I have to change my education and taking those steps while sober

3. Finding Hobbies to fill the void. I started playing chess and exercising again. This adds an additional 2-3 hours of stuff for me to do per day, which is often enough for me to stave off alcohol.

As I said, only on Day 6, but I've fallen on and off "trying" to "quit" ( I always say it may not be forever, I just need to stop right now) for almost a year and never made it past Day 3.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 08:19:22 2018 No.10129353 >>10123602 Shit the fuck up Don’t end it

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 08:21:18 2018 No.10129361 >>10127307 I'm still here, hiding in my secret bunker. I no longer have any pets minus 3 ladybugs that I can't figure out how to name because I cannot tell them apart.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 08:24:12 2018 No.10129367 >>10123432 how do i buy drugs? an al/ck/ girl said she'll come over and "be my whore" if i have drugs. She's a complete slut I met at a bar. She was sloshed but texted me the same thing next day. where do i buy drugs bros? don't want to go to prison

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 08:38:56 2018 No.10129400 >>10127327 Hyper Light Drifter

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 08:40:47 2018 No.10129403 >>10129367 too lazy to tell you

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 08:44:41 2018 No.10129409 >>10129367 just buy weed. if she od's on anything you're going to prison for a very long time. use reddit to find a darknetmarket.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 09:05:26 2018 No.10129467 My pinnacle is about to the dotted line and I think I'll drain it to the point it hits the flag. how do I treat this so I get WD and stuff- can I taper from flag point, which maybe 300ml.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 09:28:59 2018 No.10129511 >>10129467 wut

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 09:47:51 2018 No.10129551 >wake up >not hungover >maybe today will be a good day >fart >shit in my bed m-maybe tomorrow

Anonymous Sun Feb 11 10:44:09 2018 No.10129704

guys holy shit. 2 x 8+/10 blonde grils aged maybe 20 have just moved in across the street. i saw them in the shop and practically had a cock attack. now i just saw them walk into a house which was recently tenanted. i'm scared of how much cringe this will inevitably yield, and how lengthy the prison sentence will become when this inevitably becomes irresistible. fuck me, i need to move, drunk me is now fucking lethal

Anonymous Sun Feb 11 10:48:25 2018 No.10129722

I think I have finally destroyed my life, I am hiding in a bunker, stealing some shitty wifi from the neighbors. All I have left is 3 ladybugs crawling around near the lamp.
I have really made a mess of things.
I gnomed myself all along I guess.
Who do I turn to but my only friends who want to be around me, which is alck

>>10129704
Don't get rapey now, go fap or distract yourself by lifting and ignore it.
Lol its just sex with strangers you are craving, sex between two people in a good relationship is 10x more fulfilling and pleasurable than getting rapey over a few cute blondes.
Have some self-restraint

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 10:50:16 2018 No.10129733 >>10129722 >What are blackouts

Anonymous Sun Feb 11 10:55:54 2018 No.10129750

>>10129733
You need to barricade and lock the doors when before you blackout then.
Unless you are a hyper-smart black out dude.
I keep going out for a drive and buying random shit and stuff and have no memory of it.
I keep trying to hide my keys but I always seem to find them unless I put them on the roof.
I am scared I may accidently someone else's car going 60 mph head-on and ruin someone else's life.
Anytime I blackout I always wonder outdoors and do something stupid.
So I guess I see what you mean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 10:56:56 2018 No.10129759 >>10129733 >>10129750 I mean hyper smart in that no matter what happens you will figure out how to disarm what you placed to stop you from going outside and doing something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 10:59:24 2018 No.10129772 >>10127508 For me it's either straight edge health freak or degenerate drunk desu.

Anonymous Sun Feb 11 11:10:16 2018 No.10129810

I want to name my new found ladybugs or (ladybirds) I cannot tell 2 of them apart at all but the third one is slightly orange instead of red when I study them by the light, how do I determine a ladybugs gender?
I want to name it but I cannot figure out a good unisex name.
Anyone have any ideas on what to name it?
This one seems to like me, but not as much as the nameless two.
It crawled on my hand a bit so I am satisfied.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 11:27:49 2018 No.10129864 >>10129810 name the orange one orangey the other 2 can be casper and Lady Bird Johnson

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 11:48:23 2018 No.10129932 >>10128696 I wish I had it this good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 12:34:14 2018 No.10130131 File: 30 KB, 474x595, 1501810990702.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can't tell if i'm shivering because of WD or because I'm cold af

Anonymous Sun Feb 11 12:56:52 2018 No.10130205

>>10130131
Me at the liquor store the other day, the lady commented that I "must have been really cold out there" and "needed to put on a few more layers (of clothes)" Then I got worried on the car ride back because everyone I saw was bundled up and I was just a shaking like a fool.
Was I cold? Was it just the shakes? probably both.

>>10129864
Okay I am naming them that.
I guess I need to study them so I can distinguish Casper and Lady Bird Johnson apart.
I have now greeted it as "Oranger"
it seems to like the name I think? I don't know how to train ladybugs yet.
Oranger is my favorite so far.
Orangey sounds kinda strange to me so Oranger will do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 13:28:44 2018 No.10130313 >>10130205 what's your bunker like anon? Are you able to take pictures?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 13:43:20 2018 No.10130379 >>10130205 What are you feeding them?

Anonymous Sun Feb 11 13:55:49 2018 No.10130437
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So I drank a shitton of porter yesterday and I'm completely fine this morning. Usually I get a killer fucking hangover with beer, but I just felt slightly dehydrated and I don't even remember drinking water.
Same thing happened before with stouts last week. Is this normal or am I just retarded?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 14:01:03 2018 No.10130464 >>10124848 JUST

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 14:09:51 2018 No.10130518 >>10130437 Look around your house for piles of vomit

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 14:09:54 2018 No.10130519 >tfw the sweats and shaking suddenly get a ton qworse

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 14:46:57 2018 No.10130680 >>10130518 absolutely clean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 14:55:14 2018 No.10130724 >>10130519 time to have a cheeky can of lager

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 14:57:12 2018 No.10130737 File: 374 KB, 1280x1760, THE FEAR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys I have the fear. Help me

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 14:58:06 2018 No.10130744 >>10130724 all out unfortunately

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 15:00:15 2018 No.10130752 >>10130744 time to order some or something tapers are mandatory. >>10130737 you too. beer taper.

Anonymous Sun Feb 11 15:03:13 2018 No.10130763

>>10130737
Nothing can help you now. More poison or more benzos. Expect if you had access to them you'd have used them already. Meditation helps if I'm in heroin withdrawal, nothing helps if I have the fear from booze.
Have a COUPLE of drinks, dude. Just drink until the fear fucks off, and not one molecule more.

Anonymous Sun Feb 11 15:04:49 2018 No.10130769

>>10129341

This sounds exactly like the situation im in and how im trying to handle it.
I need a fucking plan man.
Once I stopped getting hangovers I knew something was up .Then I caught fear and wished to gods i could just puke and have a headache again.

I havent been sober longer than a month since I was 15 and im in my 30s. Fuck this gay earth. I just want to go straightedge so i can prove to myself I can without dying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 15:06:24 2018 No.10130779 >>10129367 Just stuff a bunch of flour in her butt or something. Tell her its pure mdma. Bitches will believe anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 15:10:00 2018 No.10130796 >>10129722 Do the gnomes steal your underpants?

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