/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10121282]

>That'll be 19.95 Plus tip

How much do you give him /ck/?

[Anonymous No.10121294]

>>10121282
just the tip

[Anonymous No.10121295]

whyd you open it shithead

[Anonymous No.10121296]

>>10121282
$2
10% is the rule.

[Anonymous No.10121306]

>>10121282
No tip, since I work next to a pizzeria so I do pick-up instead of getting it delivered.

[Anonymous No.10121316]

>>10121282
20 bucks, keep the change, don't spend it all in one place buddy

[Anonymous No.10121324]

Here's $22 next time please don't open the box

[Anonymous No.10121326]

>>10121282
>plus tip
I've literally never heard someone say this when giving me the price of my food. Not once in my entire life. 24 years of living in America, and no server, no delivery driver has ever said the words "plus tip" after a number. So why do autists on 4chan think that's something that happens?

[Anonymous No.10121327]

>>10121282
$3.75
Too bad I hate pepperoni pizza. Its way to greasy for me and makes my poop sick.

[Anonymous No.10121336]

>>10121326
One time a guy that delivered me pizza told me niggers are the only ones who never tip.

[Anonymous No.10121345]

>>10121336
I don't see what that has to do with my post at all.

[Anonymous No.10121364]

>>10121345
Obviously my point is you should always tip your pizza man/woman or you're a nigger.

[Anonymous No.10121377]

>>10121364
Again, how does that connect to my post at all? Did you mean to reply to a different post?

[Anonymous No.10121380]

>>10121377
>he know not where he be

[Anonymous No.10121393]

>>10121380
Just tell me how "nobody has ever said 'plus tip' after the price" is related to "only niggers don't tip" other than the fact that they both deal with tipping? Why quote my post when the entire thread is about tipping?

[Anonymous No.10121420]

>>10121393
Settle down, ok?

[Anonymous No.10121431]

>>10121420
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION, FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.10121445]

>>10121431
Not the anon you're talking to but I'll explain how that's relevant.

The "plus tip" part is implied and only should be explicitly stated as to give niggers the obvious clue that they should tip.

[Anonymous No.10121447]

>>10121445
So what you're saying is that every retard who has ever posted a "that'll be [price] plus tip" thread is a nigger. Got it.

[Anonymous No.10121459]

>>10121282
God you're ugly.
Drop the pizza.
Drop your pants.
Bend over
I'm gonna fuck your fat monkey ass, and if you cum first you go back to work and you swipe your own card to pay for my meal.
I'm gonna work your ass, monkeyboy.
If I cum first? Well... then I'm gonna beat you over the head with a brick and leave you on the curb without paying.

It's your choice, faggot buttfuck monkey boy

[Anonymous No.10121468]

>>10121447
Next this faggot'll tell us he also doesn't tip his barber.

[Anonymous No.10121469]

>ask them if they drive their own vehicle or if the vehicle is provided

>if yes, give him a $10 tip

>if no, laugh and hand him $20

[Anonymous No.10121512]

>>10121282
$5, unless it's a hot woman, then I give her $20 and tell her to come by after her shift.

Works more often than you think.

[Anonymous No.10121541]

>>10121469
that's not a yes or no question you fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.10121549]

>>10121512
>Giving 25% tips

[Anonymous No.10121554]

>>10121541
He's giving 50% tips what do you expect

[Anonymous No.10121560]

for delivery, i always tip at least 4 dollars. usually 5-6. its wear and tear on their vehicle. the delivery fee doesnt go to them (delivery fee is a huge fucking scam btw).

[Anonymous No.10121575]

>>10121282
5$

[Anonymous No.10121576]

I order takeout

[Anonymous No.10121588]

>>10121282
I always tip them 200%, but the other day i found out they spit on my pizza.

[Anonymous No.10121589]

>>10121575
>dollar sign after the amount
triggered

[Anonymous No.10121599]

>>10121282
Nothing. I’m not paying $20 for a fucking pepperoni pizza.

[Anonymous No.10121637]

>>10121393
>Just tell me how "nobody has ever said 'plus tip' after the price" is related to "only niggers don't tip" other than the fact that they both deal with tipping?

[Anonymous No.10121647]

>>10121637
not an argument

[Anonymous No.10121654]

>tipping your pizza delivery

why is america so cucked. last time i was in america, the service was so terrible, yet they expect a tip on top of that. americans should learn from countries like japan.

[Anonymous No.10121706]

>>10121549
It's $5, who the fuck cares?

[Anonymous No.10121766]

>>10121282
>order papa johns
>delivery driver is having trouble finding my apartment
>this is pretty normal since it's a big complex, usually just meet them outside
>meet him outside
>his car is fucking filthy
>full of what looks like clothes
>he has a half eaten sandwich tucked into his open dashboard
>scabs up and down his arms, probably a scab picking meth head
>I'm supposed to give this guy a tip

Still going to eat the pizza though desu.

[Anonymous No.10121771]

>>10121766
>his open dashboard
Whoops I meant glove compartment.

[Anonymous No.10121826]

>>10121282
Did I pay a delivery fee? If so, then nothing. He can take it up with his employer if he feels he's not being paid enough.

[Anonymous No.10121907]

>>10121654
Most Americans are ignorant and dumb, due to their horrible education system destroying their ability to think. They can't see how tipping culture has the opposite effect; instead of it being incentive for servers to work harder and give customers excellent service, they now hold acceptable service at ransom unless they're reassured they'll get their tip. And Americans will defend this model and laugh at other countries, even though they pay more for lower quality food and service.

[Anonymous No.10121945]

>>10121907

[Anonymous No.10121967]

>>10121826
What a cheap faggot you are, anon.
You sound like a welfare nigger no tipper.

[Anonymous No.10121979]

>>10121967
>The faggot expecting gibs is calling me the nigger

Sorry that I'm not a good goy who supports this retarded system. If a delivery fee is not the cost to get me my food, then don't call it a delivery fee.

[Anonymous No.10121996]

>>10121979
You literally eat other peoples spit and you should have to register yourself on a national “no pizza delivery list” barring you from your rights to have anything delivered to your house, you cheap fucking piece of trash.

[Anonymous No.10122012]

>>10121282
It depends. I'll give at least 4 and a bottle of cold water if it's a hot day, considering you have to go out in the heat and humidity in a shitty car to deliver hot pizzas to my shitty house.

I'm sorry, /ck/. I can't not be nice to people in food services.

[Anonymous No.10122022]

>>10121996
Never had my food tampered with. Also, you sound pretty butthurt right now that I won't give away my hard earned money to some no-skill driver. This entitlement complex is why this whole tipping thing is toxic.

[Anonymous No.10122037]

>>10122022
You should get out of the united states you fucking trashy cheap communist. Fuck your food. You think they tell you theres spit on there. you always get spit cause your a no tipper and you have been eating spit covered food for so long that you dont even know what non spit covered food tastes like. KYS CHEAP NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.10122196]

>>10121560
They get remburst for wear and year and gas. The delivery fee is to cover the cost of employing a stoner faggot to drive around luke a stoner faggot and cover liability

[Anonymous No.10122227]

>>10122196
>remburst

[Anonymous No.10122235]

>>10122196
>remburst

[Anonymous No.10122253]

>>10121654
Don't even come here if you don't like it, really we'd rather not have you if all you want to do is bitch

[Anonymous No.10122279]

>>10122253
Don't respond to European ignorance.

They can't seem to wrap their heads around the idea that we are United 'States', and thus not one homogeneous spot. Granted, things like: the interstate system, widespread access to automobiles and media, relatively uniform infrastructure, and franchises that cover almost border to border do make some aspects of many peoples' lives look similar.

[Anonymous No.10122305]

Bad delivery experiences?

>order Hungry Howies
>friend and I split it on a card online
>pizza guy shows up
>you owe me 11.15
>explain that we split it on a card and its all paid for
>"oh shit. Can I come in? Gotta call my boss."
>walks into the garage before I say yes
>calls his boss and puts him on speaker
>boss sounds like he's pissed like yeah its fucking paid for you idiot
>third friend gives him 5 bucks as a tip, it was like 15% overall
>"are you two guys gonna tip too? Just been driving around all night in the cold. Having a really rough day delivering these pizzas. No? Okay Ill make sure to put ZERO here on your receipt."

Guy was a fucking asshole. With how bad it sounds its no where near as bad when you heard his tone or saw how he was acting.

[Anonymous No.10122306]

>>10122196
>remburst for wear and year

[Anonymous No.10122322]

>>10121282
For That amount probably $3.00
I like to tip a little under 20%

Sure they could've picked a better job, but I feel for fast food and restaurant ppl. Would never do it myself.

[Anonymous No.10122329]

your eyes are too far apart!

there's a tip for ya faggo

[Anonymous No.10122333]

>>10121377
stop being mad

[Anonymous No.10122341]

>>10122305
That whole company is full of meth heads and trash.
>moline, illinois

[Anonymous No.10122342]

>>10122037
calm down faggot, nobody cares what you think

[Anonymous No.10122346]

>>10122341
>moline
I'm gonna fuck you in the ass, boy.

[Anonymous No.10122350]

>>10122342
Says the communist who left his own shitty country to come be a piece of shit here in a better country.

[Anonymous No.10122354]

>>10122341
>>10122346
We'll have a 3-way. Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.10122361]

>>10122350
I'm not sure you know what a communist is. Also, I've only ever lived in the US.

[Anonymous No.10122368]

>>10121282
Nothing. His employer is the one who need to take care of his pay. This "tip" culture is nonsense,

[Anonymous No.10122369]

>>10121294

[Anonymous No.10122371]

/ck/ threads are fucking incredible what the fuck (I'm giga /alck/ rn btw not a usual /ck/ denizen)

[Anonymous No.10122377]

>>10122371
mods pls no bannerino pls

[Anonymous No.10122385]

>>10121282
I tell him "twenty bucks? the fuck is this, a gold pizza with extra diamonds? that's not the price I was given on the phone, either it's $0 or I call your manager right now", because I wouldn't buy or order a $20 pizza

[Anonymous No.10122387]

>>10122385
Twenty is reasonable if we're talking a large specialty pizza from a decent shop.

[Anonymous No.10122389]

>>10122368
Don't use a service where tipping is expected if you don't intend to tip. You're just fucking the employee over because you want to be a cheap faggot about it.

[Anonymous No.10122391]

>>10121282
2 or 3 dollars because I'm poor
if I'm feeling cheap I'll ask what he makes because I know the standard minimum wage (for obvious reasons) and only tip if it's less than that because that means it's a tip-supported wage
yeah, fun fact, employers in Burgerland can pay significantly less than minimum wage if you're expected to get tips, regardless of how much you actually make in tips

[Anonymous No.10122400]

>>10122389
I will give him nothing. And if he bitch about it I throw some coins at his dirty feet with my gun in the other hand.

[Anonymous No.10122406]

>>10121706
t. logan paul

[Anonymous No.10122407]

>>10122389
The employee is fucking himself over by agreeing to work for customer handouts. Maybe he should go learn some useful skills and get a good job?

[Anonymous No.10122440]

>>10121654
please see >>10122391
IDK about pizza delivery people specifically, but for waiters and such they often make the least of anyone, it's no surprise they're not excited about their job and they tend to need extra money more than anyone

[Anonymous No.10122446]

>>10122440
Yeah, but because of tipping, waitstaff end up getting paid the most for doing the least important job in the restaurant.

[Anonymous No.10122448]

>>10122407
Your uppity stance on tipping isn't going to change the fact that tipping will remain the norm in America for many services. If everyone got useful skills and good jobs who will deliver your shitty pizza?

[Anonymous No.10122460]

>>10121979
>>10122368
not tipping doesn't affect the employers in the slightest though
it might make the employee less productive or make them quit but tipping jobs always have high turnover anyway
the only it'll get anywhere is if it inspires people to rally and draft bills and shit

[Anonymous No.10122463]

>>10122407
learning useful skills isn't free
>muh library
please, put "I read shit at the library" on your resume, tell me how that works out

[Anonymous No.10122488]

>>10122361
>I'm not sure you know what a communist is
Obviously it's /pol/s buzzword of the year, which means it's definition is even more volatile than shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.10122498]

>>10122391
If you're poor maybe you shouldn't order food you can't afford and save up for a saturday night special so you can kys instead?

[Anonymous No.10122507]

>>10122448
>uppity

Blow me. Either accept your dead end job and prey a customer takes pity on you by giving you your cherished gratuity, or better yourself. This entitled attitude of yours is insufferable.

[Anonymous No.10122523]

>>10121282
A union pamphlet and a copy of Das Kapital

[Anonymous No.10122538]

>>10121554
Unless he’s really getting screwed by his local pizza joint on the base cost, >>10121469 is potentially giving 100% tips.

[Anonymous No.10122541]

>>10121282
On new years with 1+ foot of snowfall (Yes Im American, the best country) I ordered 20 dollar pizzas from a place.

I was like ro take 3.50 tip from my mom's card. He got asspained, fuck him

Driver shows up after getting lost 3x

Drop her a 20 dollar bill
fuck it I felt awful

new years 2 feet of snow? why was she even working?

[Anonymous No.10122542]

>>10121588
Why would you tip them 200%? You would tip $40 on a $20 pizza delivery? WTF is the point? I do hope you meant 20%

[Anonymous No.10122543]

>>10122507
>justifying being a no-class, deadbeat, communist living in the US.

[Anonymous No.10122555]

>>10121766
Bet you regretted meeting him at his car >>10122306
and seeing the full picture.

[Anonymous No.10122558]

>>10122543
Nothing wrong with a little communism m80

[Anonymous No.10122559]

>>10122306
My thoughts exactly.

[Anonymous No.10122563]

>>10122498
oh I wouldn't buy a $20 pizza, cf >>10122385, it's a hypothetical

[Anonymous No.10122570]

>>10122555
Honestly I didn't really regret it that much. I figure the pizza was in that special bag the whole time so it's probably safe.

[Anonymous No.10122586]

>>10121282

$25

I always tip at least 20%, then round up to the closest $5 dollar amount.

>>10121296
cheap bastard

[Anonymous No.10122601]

>>10122196
>remburst
>wear and year
>luke a stoner faggot

[Anonymous No.10122612]

>Americans actually defend being forced into subsidizing companies' workers

Land of the free... more like land of the cucks.

[Anonymous No.10122625]

>>10122558
Yeah the communists are great for having the best dashcam fail compilations on youtube. Gotta love ‘em for that. Still in the United States if you dont tip eventually someones gonna wipe their ass with one of your slices of pizza and somehow youre gonna have to get to sleep at night with the bit of knowledge that in part to your communist “no tipping” habit some waiter or delivery guy is gonna fuck with your food so bad you wont even want to ever know the sadistic details. Statistically its already happened to you a few times by now if youre a middle aged no-tipper. Have a nice day ,boris.

[Anonymous No.10122646]

>>10122625
But I thought Russians loved Trump. Is it possible that the Russians are just a scapegoat used to vilify political opponents?

[Anonymous No.10122689]

>>10122196
No, they do not get "remburst" you moron.

[Anonymous No.10122692]

Reminder that if their pay plus tips don't equal to minimum wage the employer has to make up the difference.

[Anonymous No.10122703]

>>10121282
The tip depends on how fast they arrive to my house it has nothing to do with the price of the order. 5 or 10 for fast 2 to 3 for slow and nothing if its an hour or more late.

[Anonymous No.10122713]

>>10122692
Good luck getting the employer to actually do this.

[Anonymous No.10122714]

>>10122692
They get out of paying it because the worker knows they'd be fired if they complain, but they won't have the money to sue them. Slimy, but the sad reality.

[Anonymous No.10122725]

>>10122646
ever since Stalin the Russians have been enamored with strongmen, it actually got worse once they got capitalism back because free flow of cash made it easier for the most power-hungry fuckers in the country to keep and maintain their power

[Anonymous No.10122743]

>>10122714
Eventually the employer gets slapped with a class action lawsuit. I have gotten several checks in the mail over the years from prior dirtbag corporate employers who got caught dicking over their employees.

[Anonymous No.10122784]

>>10121282
$20

The change is the tip. You want more money, get a better job.

[Anonymous No.10122787]

>>10121326
it's just a meme since people are expected to tip, anon
i don't think anyone has ever said that and meant it to customers. if they do, that's a good way to get laughed at.

[Anonymous No.10122792]

ITT: I value a delivery driver's services, but do not wish to pay for those services. If you want good pay, stop providing me this service.
Amirite?

[Anonymous No.10122804]

>>10121282
Man you guys are always sweating about tips. I literally made 12$ tonight in tips. Pizza Hut, carry out only. Ended the night with 104 tickets. All from signed credit card receipts.

3 nights ago I made 27$ at another store. To be fair, I was there from 4pm-11pm, and the manager made the pretty white girl give them all to me when I got there. Oh well, I'm the one traveling 30mi to go help the store.

[Anonymous No.10122820]

>>10121282
I don't. I order carryout just to avoid delivery charges and people getting uppity over no tip

[Anonymous No.10122850]

>>10121654
>driver gets to just deliver food
>driver gets to use their own cars most of the time
>driver gets to drive around in comfort
>driver gets to charge delivery fee on top of this
>driver can be late because some are dumb enough to follow instructions or directions
>they S T I L L expect tips
Fuck these whiny entitled little faggots.

[Anonymous No.10122858]

>>10122391
>wuh wuh wuh they get less than minimum wage i gotta complete their paycheck
Why would I pay for their terrible life decisions?

[Anonymous No.10122867]

>>10122341
>>10122346
>>10122354
Someone call for foursome?

[Anonymous No.10122880]

>>10121326
It's an unspoken rule in real life, text is in some ways a flawed format and sometimes good concise writing requires one to tweak reality a little in order to represent what really happens.

[Anonymous No.10123046]

>>10121282
I'm Jewish

[Anonymous No.10123150]

>>10121282
if this was my local pizza place that delivers i'll give him a 25% tip because for some reason THEY HAVE TO SPLIT THE TIP EVENLY THROUGH ALL OF THE EMPLOYEES AT THE LOCATION.

[Anonymous No.10123160]

>>10123046
my condolences.

[Anonymous No.10123199]

>>10122586
You're telling me on a $21 order you'd tip $9? That's a 43% tip my dude. Just give them the closest dollar amount. Or, if you're into malicious compliance, you could do what I do and tip ~15% and tip to the nearest dollar so it looks nice on your statement but makes them have to take odd amounts of change. And as someone who used to work for tips, I promise you, we hate taking home change.

[Anonymous No.10123803]

I give him $19.95 and tell him to get a better job.

[Anonymous No.10123921]

>>10121282
> Live in the first world
> Pay online in advance for the food I'm ordering
> Price includes a living wage for the driver
> Accept pizza, check and verify, thank the driver
> Driver goes on their way

[Anonymous No.10123948]

>>10121294

>tfw delivered pizzas for over 2 years and no guys ever offered me their tip

porn lied to me

[Anonymous No.10123950]

>>10123803
>neet detected

[Anonymous No.10123961]

>>10121282
Probably a dollar. Two at the most.

[Anonymous No.10123987]

>>10121282
$4.20
My pizza place of choice is staffed completely by stoners, so they always get a chuckle out of it, and they'll give me free shit because of it.

[Anonymous No.10124002]

>>10121282
5.05$.

Though no one ever says 'Plus tip', because they're not allowed to say that and now receipts have a 'remember to show your appreciation!' on it anyway.

[Anonymous No.10124009]

>>10122850
Using their own cars is actually horrible anon. They usually get paid minimum wage(or less), they're putting miles on their vehicle and they have to pay for gas and maintenance.

[Anonymous No.10124018]

>>10123948
Probably cuz you're fat and ugly

[Anonymous No.10124057]

>>10121282
Honestly probably 5 cents, I'd probably give him a $20 note and tell him to keep the change, if I had a coin or two I'd chuck him a few dollars maybe. I'm Australian and pizza delivery guys are some of the very few people whom it is customary to tip in Aus but it's still not a horrible offence not to tip.

[Anonymous No.10124828]

>>10121826
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.10124830]

>>10122196
>this entire post

[Anonymous No.10124853]

>>10121282
5$.

[Anonymous No.10125102]

>>10121282
0. I live in finland only fags tip

[Anonymous No.10125125]

I tip $5 no matter how much it is

[Anonymous No.10125305]

>>10124057
Where in Australia do you live that this is customary? "Keep the change" is sometimes done for all delivered food when there is very little change, but it's more for convenience than out of custom.

[Anonymous No.10125507]

>>10122850
>coal miner gets to mine precious minerals
>coal miner gets to use their own equipment
>coal miner gets to commute through a 5 mile shaft hunched over in comfort everyday
>coal miner gets to contract black lung and receive gibs at a younger age
>they S T I L L expect to be treated like humans
Fuck these whiny entitled little faggots.

[Anonymous No.10125515]

>>10121282
19.95

[Anonymous No.10125554]

>>10125507
because working in a cave that can kill you at any time mining for some rocks and getting filthy and causing damage to your lungs is the same as delivering a pizza

was this supposed to make me feel bad for the drivers? just makes me want to tip them even less

[Anonymous No.10125563]

do white people really tip? why

[Anonymous No.10125567]

>>10125554
t. subhuman coal miner welfare queen

[Anonymous No.10125584]

>>10121512
no it doesnt.

[Anonymous No.10125592]

I miss tipping threads on /v/

[Anonymous No.10125622]

>>10125592
/vpol/ doesn't really do much anymore besides the hourly short lived gore/pron shock thread and waifu-posting, and even if you got rid of all of that somehow you'd only be left with reddit.

Old /v/ is dead.

[Anonymous No.10125631]

>>10121282
Ten bucks because who cares

[Anonymous No.10125671]

>>10122713
>>10122714
its funny when you see people that have never worked in restaurants feel the need to speak out on behalf of wait staff. here's how it actually works:
>end of the night a mediator (usually bartender) goes through tips with every waitress
>if this doesn't happen, owner just expects wait staff to report tips on their own
>tips are booked to the paycheck system
>paycheck system reduces hourly rate to balance out to salaried rate with tips included
>payday comes
>reduced check is delivered to waitress because they got the money earlier in the week. still paid the advertised hourly rate

[Anonymous No.10125678]

>>10121282
When somebody wants my tip I always give them the shaft.

[Anonymous No.10125699]

>>10125622
I know. That's why it's so sad to see.

[Anonymous No.10126345]

>>10121575
>dollar after the amount
retard

[Anonymous No.10126479]

>>10125671
Except it doesn't work like that you retard

[Anonymous No.10126613]

>>10126479
feel free to explain how it works then
>wait staff are self employed
No.
>wait staff aren't on payroll
Wrong.

just thought I'd address your two fake points before you post them. my grandfather and father both own restaurants in nyc.